I Evolved The Ultimate Creature And Broke Reality

I Evolved The Ultimate Creature And Broke Reality
Somehow this plan actually worked. All I had to do was eat everything to become an even bigger fish. Leveling up wasn't easy but I soon got on a roll eating other fish and gathering some big experience. Just need to watch our for sharks and piranhas.
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[@BigCityBettas]

The Stardew Valley soundtrack really added to the experience of motoring a yacht sized gar around a small pond of floating meat chunks. Loved this!

[@XxXPerseus]

I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes. So I'll just say NICE

[@hayden.A0]

Definitely nice to hear some Stardew Valley music. Makes me want to go back and play some.

[@graceholbert2126]

This is one of the greatest sentences I've ever read.

[@Rivalmarcochu]

DF the reality breaker that's a good title

[@gtbkts]

And its the truest clickbait title ive ever seen.

[@BirdRaiserE]

Silky-voiced warcriminal

[@catalyx_4142]

That first fish was a tiger Barb, I actually have a few of them in my aquarium. It's funny seeing the supervised version of a fish that in reality doesn't get more than 3-4 inches big lol. ❤️🐠

[@gtbkts]

Lol

[@avvarashedynejad787]

Lol

[@shadefire8605]

“The hardest part of eating thirty small things is the other idiots trying to eat them instead of me, so I might try and get them eaten first.” Not even twenty seconds in, and DF is already contemplating cannibalism. Why am I not surprised.

[@thecommunitycrusader2284]

All in a completely soft and calm voice. In a parallel universe I guarantee you he’s a menace to society.

[@loki362]

@@thecommunitycrusader2284 you mean he’s not already

[@LampTalksAboutBoringStuff]

That not true!!! He wants others to eat them :) Even better.

[@frontman5748]

Ok

[@RaynmanPlays]

Evolution: "The purpose of life is procreation. Without passing down your genes, your life is meaningless." DF: "Do I _have_ to?"

[@masonkyle7186]

Imagine seeing that guppy eat a shrimp then supersize like Mario.

[@chess210]

hi

[@logansymmes2193]

I love how he uses Grimm’s Boss fight music during fights

[@casandraoates]

Shut up let me vibe to my grim Boss music and a fish game

[@Aquaticcaa]

im still convinced that DF spends more money on games than food

[@smallymcsmall7065]

His financial priorities are such: 1. Coffee 2. Divorces 3. Stupid Game Ideas Then somewhere FAR down the list is food.

[@Aquaticcaa]

@@smallymcsmall7065 I have never agreed with something this much

[@_TheMushroomMan]

@@Aquaticcaa No, food is first priority but its all pure sugar, like a 10 pound, 1 teapspoon BLOCK of sugar per hour, also 5 of them in every coffee QUICK IRL TIP, DONT PUT TO MUCH SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE, LITTLE WHITE THINGS WILL FORM AND THEY ARE N O T SUGAR, THEY TASTE HORRIBLE

[@biTButter-zz6yg]

"I Evolved The Ultimate Predator and Broke Reality" In case he changes the name, which he did :)

[@cinnamon6979]

Lol

[@WiltingGardenOfHeathen]

Waiting for it to happen lol

[@femboyeggy8947]

He changed it

[@cinnamon6979]

@@femboyeggy8947 LOOOL

[@idontknowwhatthisis9256]

does he change titles frequently 😭😭??

[@emersonstudios4633]

You know he has a good community when no one is talking about him cheating

[@williammckenzie6865]

he waists enough time for us. the occasional cheat so we can get more content without burning him out again from playing games all day to make tiny incremental progress is understandable. even if my comment isnt lol

[@r2020E]

@@williammckenzie6865 I agree. He fulfilled the title of the video and evolved the ultimate creature and broke reality. How he did that doesn't really mater especially considering we got some lols out of the end result.

[@averygoodandoriginalname9038]

Either that or they are all used to it lol

[@joshcottle2506]

Is that a compliment or a disappointment?

[@Nano12123]

18:28 imagine just being a fisherman coming down to your small quiet out of the way fishing spot, and seeing THIS

[@jerrypie25]

The mystery of loch ness solved. DF evolved a fish and got stuck in shallow water

[@UrMom-yk1ne]

as someone is in the eastern time zone (new york to florida for people who don’t live in america) these are the videos that help me fall asleep with your voice which is calming af now i fall asleep at 11:30 and not 1 am thank you df.

[@gtbkts]

Same.

[@gabrielmejzak7937]

Fax bro I'll be watching a video and than wake up in the morning and just be so confused😭

[@zackgraygray6554]

I now go to sleep at 4 not 7

[@discw7274]

Let us praise the almighty DF for correcting our sleep schedules

[@jeccaj8422]

The Stardew valley music in the background halfway through was a flashback my goodness

[@redasurvival1876]

Thank god I'm not the only one

[@hayden.A0]

Yep, thought the same. Might go back and play it a little.

[@jeccaj8422]

Every video since this, the Stardew is getting louder

[@mavisrei9590]

A little tip with Fish Feed and Grow if you are around the same size as a fish there is a relatively good chance you can kill it.

[@ilove2eatdrywall166]

Is there possibly a mod that would reduce/remove the fog effect one you get really big? That would probably make it a lot easier for DF and the viewers.

[@eddiemakesart3372]

Today is my birthday and honestly? One of my best gifts today was being able to end my night with df’s choatic fish/fishing obsession

[@otra0440]

Happy birthday, dude!

[@TheFrogtographer]

Breaking reality. Sounds like dangerously funny!

[@dimetrodon2250]

The bottom feeder ability is why you could eat those yellow things

[@otra0440]

Somebody give this man the realitystone.

[@jackinthebox8177]

I don't know how I feel about the words "Meat explosion"

[@dkolonay258]

How about when he shortens it to "meatsplosion"? Is that any better?

[@jackinthebox8177]

@@dkolonay258 No

[@burnttoast5372]

@@jackinthebox8177 YES

[@lucaalessandrocastilloriva8306]

DF if You want to grow fast press the keys U+L at the same time to grow and get levels as any fish,hold the keys untill your fish grow the size You wanted

[@otra0440]

No, no, no, you mean ALT+F4, right?

[@dawkness]

Ah Yes, Another Day Of DF Murdering Innocent Creatures

[@dankhank2840]

pulled a all nighter and clicked subscriptions and saw a new df video best start to a day

[@mooeythecow7516]

Most people: ooh a cute fish Df: lets evolve it into a giant predator

[@gustavofrisk]

you know its gonna be a good video when 5 seconds in you see nightmare fuel

[@otra0440]

If you didn't know, it's called a DF video.

[@gustavofrisk]

@@otra0440 it's the first DF video i've seen where the nightmare fuel is right at the start

[@otra0440]

@@gustavofrisk Yes, but i meant just lots of nightmarefuel, like generaly.

[@AaronLyNxAI]

I watched you for a while and never knew I wasn't subbed, luckily I fixed that

[@ApprovingWeeb]

DF is dangerously funny but also funnily dangerous.

[@makinbeats9092]

"Okay, this is easy enough to start, EAT 30 BUGS"

[@justinkays6586]

I dont even know what game this is. Why am i loving this so much?

[@liamroberts422]

I honestly like the random meme noises

[@nothics174]

I really enjoy your content, thanks for posting!

[@theironscar691]

I love to watch DF eating stuff

[@glitchedrobot4670]

Day 5 of asking DF to do a “hello everyone” intro.

[@mavericktaylor2678]

5 days

[@alexandremontpetit7075]

My day gets instantly 100000000x times better when I reiceive the notification that you posted a new video

[@Luismartinez-bb2xr]

same

[@grahhhh615]

This guy and Graystillplays need to collab.

[@Firstkub_]

Back with another coffee overdose

[@wamuu5397]

Thanks for the daily upload DF, love the content 💙

[@jeremiahjohnson8669]

Glad to see someone play this again

[@CarJul666]

DF's laughter is very contagious.

[@StoneMason103]

If this was real life you would have gotten eaten by dry land predators when you were raising your eggs on shore

[@Shaddosa]

Waited all morning for this

[@yoigotit9204]

No “the dangerously funny reality breaker”

[@maskedshadow5365]

The only place where evolution grows in a positive way

[@lIl-bs4oe]

I swear these videos are always named something different on the notifications

[@otra0440]

That's because DF changes the name after releasing the video, so you get the notification for the old title, and go to watch the video, but with a new title.

[@danilamensch8725]

Df “this fish is all eyes.” Mike masoscqi appers Me “oh that is cursed!”

[@wingedfish1175]

Ah yes mike masoscqi

[@zackgraygray6554]

Vegans: nooooo don’t eat fish you wouldn’t want to be eaten 😭😭😭 DF: DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEEP

[@priyanshugoel3030]

Jojo reference?

[@zackgraygray6554]

@@priyanshugoel3030 nope but the song bussin 😩

[@captainfluffy6774]

Happy happy happy. Sees new DF vid and just have to let the universe know its doing a good job

[@austincummings2968]

DF is the only guy i can expect to do world domination

[@otra0440]

Vote for DF as president in the next election.

[@jashaunjackson7606]

Keep up the grind love the vids

[@ninjaroo1]

Again back getting bored of asking but once again ill ask for more forager thank u and see ya later

[@itztwoost2744]

I agree, Forager is a great game. You cab cheat lol.

[@braddayton1808]

Congrats on 1.5 million subs!!

[@Noahjowow]

Day one of thinking about a new DF Dungreed series.

[@ColinTimmins]

That ending was very enjoyable… lol

[@arealpotato7014]

“My fish right now is made out of eyeball” aren’t they all?

[@wareqo9768]

the stardew music made me want the resurgence of rediculous stardew mods

[@sarabear91295]

The Stardew Valley music was so trippy! I'm listening to this on my headphones while playing Stardew Valley!

[@AxltheTemplar]

DF" Imma make the biggest fish!" The Game "Yoooo, I heard you were making the biggest fish, and I wanted to show you what to aim for."

[@masterboy1799]

Dang DF has grown a lot

[@zombiesithblade1579]

Df became a fish to go fishing again. Unfortunately though he will not finish cleaning the fire tower.

[@gearavien2784]

Cant wait for them to add the ocean

[@loopeddays8953]

This spells "Rafikii Master"

[@DexEm2020]

Yay! Starrwdew Vaĺley music in the background. 😁

[@chenzkietv6497]

Hello my friend👋☺️i love all of your video🤗😌💕

[@Charlie-np2vm]

When are we gonna see you play more minecraft dungeons, the new end dimension came out a couple days ago.

[@septarria]

That vacumming sound when he swallowed that fish in a cave xDDD

[@adamarietwisted9315]

the first boss fish you incountered is a cat fish :D

[@charlesmusical6875]

8:00 I wanna be fishing in the pond with that catfish and perch(I think).

[@7bup425]

I'm scared for the day he unlocks the liopluredon.

[@JacksonHall2004]

Nice, good vid! Perfect end to my day.

[@linkhewitt36]

I love the stardew valley music, i wander if DF miss it lol

[@stephen3595]

First fish evolution was a Barb. They usually swim in groups and can fuck some shit up.

[@LampTalksAboutBoringStuff]

I think I heard DF say Eat-normous

[@sinless_kite0425]

Can you play that Fishing game has that little cat we can get hats that increase some thing with your fishing skills

[@otra0440]

Cat goes fishing?

[@Gameboy_1]

Ah shet, here we go again

[@alfiedixon3457]

Love the stardew valley background music!!!

[@Jig_up]

I think the reason you found new “boss fish”/giant fish was just due to the meat explosion, a bunch of random fish just kept eating while you had to go and raise babies

[@Jig_up]

Edit: Aaaaand nevermind, moments after I paused (around 12:33) you figured it out (12:40)

[@casualwoomy]

He could be a god damn potato chip and it would still be the most dangerous predator ever

[@familyf.c.j1582]

🎉 congratulations on 1.63mil subs🎉

[@samlewis9026]

DF said meat explosion to many times

[@ainowa_arts]

The Bob Ross of KZbin

[@ShaneSimpkin]

Please update your playlists so I can easier binge watch your content

[@athenagoddess0294]

The Stardew music in the background...

[@lacorbeau]

i call clickbait! the thumbnail clearly shows a mosasaur! jk i love your vids

[@mavericktaylor2678]

Hi I'm a big fan a really big fan dangerouslyfunny

[@kevinshin4354]

they really need to fix the visibility issue...

[@shannonmayfield5564]

He should do bitlife

[@otra0440]

Dam, you sure? Ok, then. EVERYONE GETS TO A SHELTER IMMEDIATELY! GOGOGO!

[@Tosmasta00]

That Stardew Valley music in the background.

[@williamkosmopolis4589]

The boss was a catfish, wow, I've caught them before.

[@beckoninghooman8831]

If you listen closely you can hear deadly premonition bgm that I'm losing it

[@JadeMathMan]

"DF the best parent"

[@Jig_up]

13:56 I think the one that was looking at you may have been of your species

[@Jig_up]

(I’m not sure)

[@abifal2212]

Get in: a) the boat b) my mouth We really need a c

[@antonioaldama1611]

5:11 haha un gallo Haha craked voice

[@gregorioswarts1850]

This is the funniest youtuber ever change my mind

[@otra0440]

I mean... there's meme channels, but for gaming channels I think you're right... Exept for... no, we do not talk of the forbidden one...

[@jetisntavailable]

is this harvest moon music? sheeeeesh the memories

[@marcosd4402]

Thought it was stardew valley

[@QQ-zi2yc]

hahaha the background music in the first part is from stardew valley XD

[@jashaunjackson7606]

I love your voice

[@tobythom]

DF VS DRAE: they have similar content: who can catch the biggest Waleye

[@meltingatom]

Cool a tiger loach