I f**ked around with Hu Tao... (Genshin Impact)

[@Railgun003]

"It's more manly to go broke on fake women than real women. But then again, who's to say who is the fake and who is the real." Sigma Kage just returned and already dropping wisdom bombs out here

[@Xedrie]

what

[@adamizham3319]

@@Xedrie I think he meant ligma

[@jan_draws5268]

Sigma Male: *a slang term used in masculinist subcultures for a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man* Ligma: *balls* 🙂

[@adamizham3319]

@@jan_draws5268 thank you I've been waiting all day

[@choy7576]

Hahahahaha cybdyghr

[@lucy-zl4rz]

Why does Albedo make everything look like it hits 10x harder.

[@nanodesu3058]

cause he does

[@Jeikage]

I might know if I actually read what his abilities do

[@Railgun003]

@@Jeikage sigma's don't need to read kage don't worry

[@n0nenone]

@@nanodesu3058 that's cute, mai san

[@uwu-chan]

He’s a support? Rrrr

[@nemii-san9820]

My hu Tao looks different, she looks like a certain winery owner🤨

[@bugna3055]

yeah mine looks tall n blonde 🤨

[@cloud13_]

Mines is a zombie... I hope mihoyo fixes this and gives us 300 pimos for it

[@ficusul2316]

After I got my first Hu Tao it happened to me too, it might be a visual bug, was your Hu Tao also named Diluc? They need to solve that, she looks like a weird grown-up with that bug :/

[@Kaze101]

Mine is a little zombie

[@poopipopoo2733]

yo mine looks a lot like a purple cat girl, has anyone else had the same problem? 🤨

[@ceewe988]

4:55 ah yes, the best form of communication in genshin, jumping

[@ok.5985]

true you can say alot with just that alone.

[@blueshade011]

Jeikage came back when the world need him the most

[@gamergirljrt3059]

Ikr finally lol

[@paimon2370]

when the world needed him most he vanishined

[@paimon2370]

so after 100,000 years he came back

[@idoru__]

i see this comment under every video, can y’all get a bit more creative? the world needs him the most all the time anyway but you don’t gonna repeat it 15420728197716939 times 💀

[@Jeikage]

[@neeko2d]

"i feel like seeing albedo's death was not necessary" uhuh yeah

[@n0nenone]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOf WHAT THE FUCH 😂

[@rosejung4801]

“hola sapos conchetumare” THAT GOT ME ALFJQLBFLQBFKSNFNSMKDND. They said “hello ugly frogs”, the word "conchetumare" in Chilean Spanish, means many things, it can be a way of addressing a friend or insulting someone who deserves it.

[@kyo1139]

SAMEE SNDJSJ pero nunca había pensado en la palabra “sapos” as “frogs” even though that’s like the literal translation T T

[@leofarron6135]

"I know there are some dora mains out there holding it down" ye holding the line is rough

[@Jeikage]

Respect

[@aemaiviviz]

Man, I feel you. Dora mains unite!!

[@natsudragneel7516]

11:00 I feel that too, especially around winter time, Onikabuto are also just cool, ya know?

[@mikansyndrome]

Yea I know right, I heard itto definitely don’t need them, he needs something else, yea, I’m farming beetles and Geo domain because I feel like it

[@natsudragneel7516]

@@mikansyndrome I’m also hunting the wolves and samurai cause they’re invading the land and being nuisances

[@decidueyefan3844]

Don't mind me just refining my whiteblind for no reason in particular

[@Irma_records]

Those DEF% mainstats gonna be real useful when Ittou and Gorou drop

[@davids3614]

well they're common so you can honestly get them in any artifact set

[@D157urb3d0]

Only problem is they come out with a new best in slot set with a new domain. .

[@Yesmypfpismeirl]

@@D157urb3d0 lmao watch that one domain where you want high def stats to be all crit dmg and crit rate.

[@quantumtheabyssalwolf950]

@@Yesmypfpismeirl I get EM healing hp and def on artifacts alot and the ONE TIME I ACTUALLY NEEDED EM (Viridescent for Sucrose) I GOT HP ATK AND DEF

[@nax_lile]

Kage: I'm collecting this beetles for no reason Me, who knows that Itto needs beetles to ascend: Interesting

[@ruthfeldstein9874]

2:40 The "hola rat ass man case" literally had me rolling like lmaoo

[@Syndelirious]

"I felt like it should be a crime against humanity for Lumine to be stuck at level 20." Me: *Sweating* Yeah... who would do such a thing ;;

[@isdrakon9802]

Lvl 90 with lvl90 sword, triple crowned, all gold artifacts. Just a small flex

[@flameshana9]

Definitely not me. Nope. She's level 23.

[@ahemahem8106]

@@isdrakon9802 the dedication! My traveler is only level 90

[@nawu2024]

0:25 affected by Hydro -> received Electro DMG from somewhere -> Got Electro-charged status -> pressed the teleport button -> Electro-charge status hasnt come off (usually 2 ticks) -> Stunned mid-air -> Fell to death 5:44 Hydro status got cleared by Pyro -> Got hit by Childe Electro Attack -> Overloaded

[@yuranft9740]

You’re the only youtuber that appreciates eng hutao and that’s more than enough reason to protect you no matter what kage

[@chantalamore208]

Recently been farming artifacts for Hu Tao in the Crimson Witch domain, i got a healing bonus circlet with atk% and crit dmg sub stats and istg i was ready to end my life right then and there 😻

[@AmuletRebel]

OMG I got the same thing! It had great substats and I felt like it was insulting me!

[@120magix]

All cw circlets I get are healing bonus, and I haven't gotten a single hp sands for a long time now. Crimson witch domain is not daijobu ☠️

[@Tony-eg8tn]

Same I got a def circlet and a def timepiece with crit rate/dmg in the same condensed resin I was so ready to test if I had fall damage in real life🥰

[@astra8372]

I get healing circlets all the time... and still not a single healing bonus maiden's beloved

[@SaturdayParker]

Me clicking on a random Jeikage video: 😄 Me not ten seconds into the video:😟

[@dusk_overtaken]

another episode of guessing who jeikage is farming for !!

[@schrodingerskatze6487]

Hmm, if I remember it right, on one of the little lightning root-tree-things on Tatarasuna has lots of Onikabuto crawling all over it. If you still need them for no specific reason.

[@michaelmoronez5980]

There's a side room UNDER the main city that has about 6 or 7 of the little buggers on the walls and hanging on the smaller trees. I clear 'em out every other day or so. Pest control, ya'see.

[@schrodingerskatze6487]

@@michaelmoronez5980 Ah, that one cave under Raidens castle, from Ayayas personal quest? Good thinking.^^b

[@yoruwestwood1204]

The time spent gathering the ingredients and making the food is greater than the time saved popping the food in co-op domains and weeklies. So why would we pop food?

[@KingDanyo]

I know. That that man. Did not say the Abyss had *Squidwards* lmaoooo

[@leserb9228]

Oh Jeikage... The reason for the extra time enemies are people like me who play on potato phones....

[@studiomagi]

man, hutao have an amazing English VA. "Aiya" id kind of a exclamation when something goes wrong, like "oh my" , or "ara"

[@soob4470]

the name "funeral parlor comp" killed me 💀

[@penguin5854]

2:20 - "Look at this, this is atrocious!" Me, who has nearly identical stats: HAHAHA

[@karma4859]

13:47 Here. Still bring my Dora out every now and then. Actually, she out right now in fact. I don’t care all that much about having them out, especially the Seelies because they get annoying after a while but Dora just floats there chillin’. It’s sad that other people just forget about some old stuff when something new comes around.

[@astra8372]

before the paper doll my only pet was the seelie and i wasn't using it cuz it was annoying and distracting

[@legallydeaf]

"almost capped" me who logs on with resin capped everytime being ar56 : PATHETIC

[@phyrexian_dude4645]

Kage here suffering for solvent while i get at minimun 2 each week while praying for Prototypes... but the garbage artifacts are eternal.

[@coldcup3675]

u know the place where u get the mask that turns into a catalyst if u go to that place u can get at least 7 onikabuto from the branches

[@LaWeaDelCoso]

Kage trying to speak spanish is so fkn awesome XD

[@creponk6548]

More Kage content..🙏🏻

[@dogmanstan7078]

Kate-

[@Jeikage]

Kate back

[@creponk6548]

@@Jeikage BRO AUTOCORRECT SCREWED ME UP AGAIN 😭😭

[@yoongisrose6968]

1:56 they have no faces so that makes it more creepy

[@billcosbee2057]

the evil doggos were made by Albedo's alchemist master, shit's wild

[@glam4663]

I always think of that one meme. Whenever fighting them "Get yo fkkn dog" "It don't bite " "Yes it doo

[@tediumlacie]

Kage: does geo domain for NO REASON Also Kage: gets upset over Def. Artifacts. The "No reason" in question: scales of off defense.

[@tokkiuyu]

[edit: please remember this is just my analysis] "Aiya/Aiyah" (seen it spelt both ways so idk) is basically a little sound effect word to express stuff in Chinese for instance I remember a character was pestering another, so the one being bothered went "Aiya! Leave me alone already!" so I'm assuming it's kinda like "Tsk!" or "Yare Yare" you get me? just something to express things like disappointment n stuff

[@mikyeediaz120]

Aiya is like a slang in my opinion where I come from. Like how we always like to say "Aiyo, why you be like this." XD It's like a sigh, if I were to explain.

[@maximillian6332]

Jei is literally my favorite KZbinr can't wait for him to keep uploading again

[@fagitocumaeda]

I love how youre lowkey farming for itto lmao

[@seazonshining9998]

Just watching Jeikage somehow and I dunno why but it gives me a smile on my face

[@lookinsharp]

Kage wants beetles??....sus....very sus Kage (for no reason)

[@FinalReqiuem101]

I saw somewhere a skin for a certain purple cat girl… gotta maybe sure to save Welkin moon crystals

[@dearikj90]

What's this? Jei posted up a reference to my favorite pokemon Houndoom? Respect.

[@vivlandibasil5180]

I feel so called out for looking at people's profiles to see what characters they have xD

[@glam4663]

I see them with most characters still C1 or C0 and I have to ask myself if they're f2p

[@Toti_toto]

YAYYY JAY IS BACK, please don't leave us anymore

[@r9ilz_]

You should be terrified of healers when you play who tao

[@laurav6280]

Thanks for uploading, i cant wait for next episode!

[@Kyun3]

The beetle action made me choke on my water lmao

[@JoeMeng]

The Kage is back at following butterflies again.

[@Jeikage]

Condensed resin is the only resin

[@lyg483]

2:45 "Hola Sapo Conchetumare" means literally "Hello yourmotherpussy frog" "Conchetumare" is a really commont expression and insult in Chile, so that dude is probably from there. They love to skip letters in their words. Thats why it says "conchetumare" instead "concha de tu madre" . And "Sapo" even tho means literally "Frog" It actually is used as "Soplo/Traidor" (Snitch/Traitor) But just like in every country in south america, we use a ton of insults just to call someone. We use them too often and they are mostly used just because. And "Ratas mancas" literally just means "One-handed rat". Basically that you are so bad that It seems like you were one-handed. There you have your Latin American dose for this week. No hay de que boluditos

[@pray4pie]

Dislike counter is gone for every video I see except this Jeikage video. I will note this transgression. Mark my words: vengeance WILL be mine!

[@nix7339]

Jei I gotta say as a Keqing main: 4pc Shimenawa set is *AMAZING on Keqing!* Btw glad to see you back making videos for KZbin again 😁

[@Jo-wd5yl]

OMG i never even thought of that! ...gonna have to try it out omg sounds amazing lmao

[@nix7339]

@@Jo-wd5yl doesn’t mess with using her burst much either, gets back to full charge well before her skill runs out :)

[@Jo-wd5yl]

@@nix7339 truuue her energy recharge is pretty good and her burst is practically always up anyways hmmm seems very decent, okay Nix, I respect you for sharing this information, thanks man I’ll give it a try😌

[@snakebelly6080]

6:25 meanwhile me stalking ppls character stats in their profiles

[@lasakura123]

2:41 this is how we say "hi friends" in Chile

[@Bocchisguitar]

it was 8am and i forgot that "around" was in the title

[@RufflesMyBeloved]

The faster way to go through the characters is called character selection… it shows bottom left corner of the character selection screen

[@Xerogoo]

the Kage returned to the village when we needed him the most

[@silverhawkscape2677]

0:23 What you saw Jeikage was a failed Hu Tao Ascension.

[@fatimavehlendorf5733]

Watching Jei reading spanish was a new experience.

[@Jade-mp6el]

damn im glad to know that i am not the only one trying to find some beetles for no reason :D

[@UrbanRangerEch0]

The ganyu with a mustache and sombrero cracked me up

[@wyattsmith6659]

A fellow koko triple crown, massive respect

[@Ddtt01]

2:40 Lmao that was funny, I'm from Chile and that's a friendly way to say hi XD

[@pasionpinky2861]

Yeah, a REALLY friendly way XD

[@adriomario8588]

I dont know why i even subscribe this non-damage showcasing, non-character tutorial, non-EXE video and non-reaction channel to begin with............................ because i dont care as long jeikage narrating the wholesome video.

[@grxly4364]

Damn poor Kage got no dream solvents while I have 9 of those and my co-op party members always die except one (that's not me that survives).

[@NotKagan]

Kage's videos dont feel the same without the intro ;-;

[@FrostedAxol]

at 0:24, jei unlocked the death flyer justsu, which I have mastered to perfection

[@bigbymoon5707]

Heads up jei, if you wanna farm for itto wait for the update his best in artifacts are in the new domain (same for Koko too)

[@glam4663]

Maybe roll a certain doggo to make finding them easier.

[@undercookedtrash6006]

Missed opportunity to call Andrius aka lupus boreas aka wolf of the north “updog”

[@sansy2095]

Make me remember that hu tao main that destroyed my ice bridge in the middle of nowhere and texted that emoji in the chat c:

[@VanillaYT.]

1:56 i could’ve gone my entire life without hearing that

[@Leukavia]

We always here for more Hu Tao appreciation vids

[@adoregep]

kage posted! it must be a good day

[@wikzazz5050]

WOOO MIGHTY KAGE IS BACKKK

[@Ashroller22]

I regret not pulling for Koko I sure love her design

[@L13-m3d]

Kage: 1:00 -1000000 social credit

[@mindisfrozen]

Hu Tao ascended right at the start of this video. "I must go now. My funeral parlor needs me."

[@hamylii]

2:40 Jei being american af and not having a clue of Spanish (chilean Spanish more specifically) was so fucking funny I love it when EN speakers read shit they don’t understand, it sounds so goofy

[@SilentLegion7]

Just finished the video Hu English VA sounds so seductive. I love it.

[@Jeikage]

agreed

[@jadebayoba7073]

Why yall never get solvents? Im literally drowning in like 17 solvents and 0 Prototype Polearm material

[@Bindaza]

If you think about it, when it’s a freezing day and everyone is frozen Hu Tao can just use her E and warm her self up if Mihoyo believed in logic and Physics

[@flameshana9]

02:16 I wish I had stats like that...

[@tariqhafith4931]

I enjoy every vid u make man keep up the great work kingkage

[@josueravena3464]

Jeikage: Collecting beetles for no reason. Me: ... Jeikage: *goes to Archaic petra domain* Me: ... Also Me: Whatever. *Leaves*

[@craze5920]

Finally man we got some hu kage

[@reptoslicer24]

Omg omg Jei is getting back. :)

[@ChronicUptier]

I don't know if my mother's dialect is different from mainland Mandarin Chinese, but she always said Aiya as a kind of sound of exasperation. Like, "Aiya, I just rolled another DEF main stat artifact" kind of exasperation. It doesn't have to be an angry Aiya either, its usually pretty mild. Like "Aiya, the cat is sleeping on my keyboard again" or something.

[@i_am_angle5287]

"I don't mind humping trees" - Jeikage 2021

[@KosaiFox]

I know I'm gonna have a good day whenever Jei posts a video 🥰🥰🥰

[@Godivase]

Ma mannn is back with some heat 🔥🔥

[@ytleurkeur5893]

I got Hu Tao C1 and her weapon! I felt closer to Jeikage somehow! XD

[@drchaos1987]

Enemy: *shows up* Jeikage: do u have a moment to talk bout our lord and savior hu Tao?????

[@Leo67898yuy]

When you goona complete the final lesson 🤨 in honkai

[@chaotic_syr7473]

You got me missing playing with Albedo-

[@soharbennett4487]

Jei is triple crowning Koko like the man of culture he is✨

[@GoldenBeans]

rifthounds are from the sea of quanta, prove me wrong

[@fagitocumaeda]

If we can replay hangouts, i think we should be able to replay story missions, even if we get no rewards for it

[@zephyr4170]

You sound like the man who said ..." All my life I've always liked syrup"

[@savageshadowwolf6707]

Just stumbled across your channel today, and your commentary is hilarious! Looking forward to watching more vids

[@yinz-0015]

Abyss mages matings. Yes R34 got u covered.

[@Former_Thunderfang_Gang]

Fun fact: Those abyss doggo raided Springvale before (mentioned in Razor's story quest) It seems like migration isn't a problem for The Abyss