I Failed Card Swipe 30+ Times LIVE In Front Of 200k People And All My Friends

it was my first ever Among Us livestream and I was nervous
PLAYERS:
Jacksepticeye: / jacksepticeye
Fuslie: / fuslie
Sykkuno: / sykkuno
Wendy: / natsumiii
Pokimane: / pokimane
CHARLIE: / moistcr1tikal
Lilypichu: / lilypichu
Toast: / disguisedtoast
Scarra: / scarra
Pewdiepie: / pewdiepie
THUMBNAIL BY: / sharkyshoo
EDITOR: / otriggad

[@nesconscious]

“what are you guys looking at?” “corpse.” “why?” “he’s been trying to do card swipe for 10 minutes” “....” “... he’s crying”

[@clairiwell7635]

OH NOT THIS MEME

[@jan_draws5268]

I saw this on Pinterest and it made me SAD 😭

[@CarmenRamirez-zy9be]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIXGmqiBa6p0pZo

[@SillyNep]

I was literally thinking of this meme omg haha

[@alexajade9277]

@@jan_draws5268 what was it called

[@xWinterstarex7]

Corpse: *god tier impostor* Also Corpse: *As a crewmate* His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. His crewmates Sus already.

[@the11thhour44]

He's nervous But from his voice he sounds calm and ready To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

[@buckysleftarm7415]

Yesssss eminem

[@Dawesome97]

@@the11thhour44 reactor is melting down Everybody's freaking out The clocks almost out Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out

[@DanteKrystal]

@@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?

[@darrionstoute9015]

Bro these verses need more likes

[@AlphaSeagull]

corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times everyone: vote him out that's sus corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno

[@killerbot3229]

74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this

[@ayeshamazhar123]

Poor sykkuno 😭😭

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

@@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

@@ayeshamazhar123it’s always him!😂

[@ayeshamazhar123]

@@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚

[@cal1925]

Card swipe: too fast Corpse: *doesnt change how he swipes* Also corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

[@annikak1887]

YESS Why?

[@teorautio6269]

So fucking infuriating

[@wishteria_]

@@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

@@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.

[@teorautio6269]

@@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong

[@seungjungbaik5064]

Card swipe: *TOO FAST TRY AGAIN* Corpse: [trys again but faster]

[@stjords]

Ikr

[@gavinreedisgay5770]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.

[@Kay-ei5pp]

@@gavinreedisgay5770 this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao

[@tiff1735]

@@gavinreedisgay5770 Your amazing for this 😭

[@pastelguts6182]

Felix: What are you staring at? Sean: Corpse. He's been trying to do the card swipe for 10 minutes. Sean: ... Sean: He's crying

[@chuichiro0062]

Bsjjajdhdh

[@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788]

timestamp?

[@JOwen-sj2rr]

@@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream

[@sahcureah]

BAHAH THE MEME

[@druebio851]

OML THATS THE MEME XDDDDD

[@sarahreynah2359]

Whenever he sus, he actually a crewmate😂

[@nightsedge6182]

Me in a nutshell

[@nightsedge6182]

I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.

[@foxgamer_6489]

Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE

[@foxgamer_6489]

@@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe

[@the_seeing9005]

@@foxgamer_6489 I am a god at it

[@margaretschafer5424]

I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it

[@m_artroom]

Lol irl card swipe fail

[@ayeshamazhar123]

Oof I feel bad lol

[@WolverinePlayz2003]

Lol

[@nighthowler5590]

Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.

[@phiodite7850]

Card swipe: too fast Corpse: so lemme swipe, *F A S T E R*

[@adamruth502]

Card swipe: *so you have chosen death*

[@chloenuggie604]

It tells you whats wrong, just follow the 2 word instructions

[@sarahk3242]

@@chloenuggie604 he probably couldnt read it though, im pretty sure he was wearing an eyepatch

[@isisdarosa9340]

😂😂

[@CreepyPanda69]

Corpse be like-= I AM SPEED Card swipe reader= dude u failed 30 times slow the fuck down

[@sydneyford6640]

Card swipe: "Too fast" Corpse: does it faster Also Corpse: "what am I doing wrong?"

[@bubbles9447]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments

[@bubbles9447]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does

[@xero0015]

@@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason

[@wizardkoala8634]

@@bubbles9447 what he say?

[@bubbles9447]

@@xero0015 YES I love this name

[@daisy7232]

I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it

[@angelahernandez7318]

“Alright.. slower” *Actually does card swipe* *gasps* “oh my-“

[@galiad_exe7148]

Corpse Crying: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?! Card Scanner: Too Fast.

[@serenityperez8535]

“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.” corpse: intensely sweating

[@zolinamohamad2794]

@@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?

[@avasaladino4197]

literally just slow down😭

[@zolinamohamad2794]

@@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )

[@DLCarries]

Has he got a disability?

[@maooui]

"too fast, try again" corpse: "I'll do it even faster this time then. see how you like that"

[@expensivegirl6789]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-

[@expensivegirl6789]

How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀

[@gmlune]

*Bed smashing sounds*

[@expensivegirl6789]

@@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-

[@gmlune]

@@expensivegirl6789 I did

[@wolfy-san243]

Everyone:it’s corpse no one can fail that much Corpse:”sitting in the corner as a gost cause it not him” “Crying”

[@deprezzed_chimkenn4327]

Game: “too fast.” Corpse: *“F A S T E R”*

[@lilgator_3488]

Corpse: *Legitimately trying to do the card swipe but failing.* Everyone: I don't know man that's kinda sus.

[@NathanielSnider1017]

I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao

[@spewe4474]

I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again

[@chaitea9147]

I was your 1.700 like

[@beminae1603]

How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments

[@andreamoreno4626]

Is this live?

[@clarahaley6098]

i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate

[@tempsinger7418]

Both, both is good

[@rebeccafrogel647]

*sees “too fast. try again.”* *swipes faster*

[@purplecat6399]

I can tell hes used to being imposter

[@real.snatch]

@@purplecat6399 lol

[@SnorrioK]

"Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.

[@Raphael_27]

card machine: too fast CORPSE: im gonna pretend i didnt see that chat: too fast, do it slower CORPSE: *REAL SHIT?*

[@ajharrell546]

I feel so bad for Corpse. I actually shouted "YAY! He did it!" when he actually got it.

[@user-im5kv7tb4o]

Corpses voice: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION Corpses laugh and personality: AN ACTUAL ANGEL

[@justchlxe]

No thanks

[@Destinnies]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Haha 😐

[@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70]

@@Destinnies true

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Yes 🥰

[@reverendglitch]

He's baby

[@Sharon-fw4rv]

Corpse: “Ok slower, OOH.” Me: *dying of laughter*

[@fpsgamer8494]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--

[@kyalsin2001]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend

[@MrWizeazz]

I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂 I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.

[@OrphanDefenestratorODK]

Agreed that would be so funny

[@ayeshamazhar123]

Lmaoo

[@OliveTrees04]

I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣

[@elliesart_]

pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter

[@broderickproject8721]

@@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀

[@Calliey]

The biggest meme of the all "The best imposter failing card swipe 4 rounds in a row "

[@HallowedGreaves]

Jack: *watches Corpse do trash* Also Jack: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

[@velynnec]

visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it

[@depressed_khaleesi]

@@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho

[@depressed_khaleesi]

@trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.

[@nyx8642]

No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD

[@arkaik.]

Britt Visual Tasks was On

[@Cupbeem2487]

Corpse as imposter: *everyone simps for corpse* Corpse as crewmate: *Struggles with card swipe*

[@chloesinclaire7863]

Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row

[@corpsebunnn]

Why is this so trueeeeee

[@yeeted9466]

I simp either way

[@hidinginyourcloset]

He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card

[@pigeon_horse]

I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅

[@castiel8239]

Corpse: " cardswipes are ruining my life..." Catgirls: "am I a joke to you?"

[@mattbrookeblank2730]

Corpse says "my hands are shaking" now THATS something you dont hear everyday

[@ainsleyhariott4353]

Machine: too fast slow down Corpse: "I am speed"

[@cchuuyarx1793]

Lmaoooo

[@zombiening9477]

Hes lightning McQueen

[@marlenchaga9202]

Corpse: b**** u wanna see some real speed....

[@anonsequitur8227]

Everyone: at each other’s throats Corpse: Crying because he can’t swipe a card correctly

[@kyllie4938]

*insert lil kids saying aww*

[@thebush6379]

Crying Cuz he cant read

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.

[@amare2657]

If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly

[@amare2657]

@Lilliann Tanner people probably

[@wetlime8058]

Legend says, you can still hear the beep, snd the sobs of despair.

[@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877]

I was just introduced to him 5 min ago AND I FUCKIN LOVE HIM ALREADY... wtf

[@keileylane4226]

You and damn near everyone else me included, whether for his voice or because he's a good boy

[@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877]

@@keileylane4226 wadsup baby.. 😂maybe both

[@debbiebuttry9783]

@@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877 usually both

[@nullhazard7569]

It gets better.

[@xPosingMORONS]

And then the haters made him quit KZbin. That aged like fooken milk.

[@bear_rrr]

Card swipe: *TOO FAST* Corpse: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

[@ivysaro8423]

I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure

[@angelorolo4308]

@@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it

[@ivysaro8423]

@@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;

[@soulknight5190]

@@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming

[@danielnovak5892]

I am literally angry after watching this video...

[@gracecharlie6313]

Card swipe: "Too fast. Try again." CORPSE: Suddenly I can't read

[@vaclavtomasec256]

he has vision problems iirc

[@pikaffe]

hes jared, 19

[@gracecharlie6313]

@@pikaffe Lol nice reference

[@499cents]

Suddenly, I am legally blind

[@henryskehan7052]

so annoying

[@warispointless4245]

Corpse on Friday the 13th : "choke me like you hate me" Corpse on among us : "Swipe me like you failed me"

[@dipdoo3899]

Card Swipe: Too fast Corpse: Does it the same speed every fucking time

[@gracecalis5421]

Corpse: **fails to do cardswipe in front of chat** Pewdiepie: EVERYONE WATCH HIM Corpse: **fails even more spectacularly**

[@cchuuyarx1793]

The wording is ✨immaculate✨

[@whiskeredwolf4861]

Lmao poor Corpse, his anxiety probably wasn’t doing good things to him

[@tristen9903]

@@whiskeredwolf4861 does anxiety work like that

[@CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy]

@@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.

[@sisypheanmxe8774]

@@tristen9903 wym?

[@nadyamali]

corpse as imposter: not nervous at all. straight up murder, can lie easily corpse as crewmate: nervous to do card swipe in front of everyone

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.

[@mangoncacao3655]

Beginning of the game Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking

[@amyfonex52]

Why does this comment only has 3 replies

[@niaboo1306]

@@amyfonex52 who knows?

[@Dylanbhoy_]

Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?

[@izaiahmahanga-grant1531]

Everyone else: i got astroids, someone watch me CORPSE: i got card swipe............

[@IGNrainmaker]

This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE

[@KoongYe]

It's like watching a buff ass body builder not being able to wash his face.

[@krittikapaul355]

or worse, remove the sticker off his back

[@type-moonarchive8878]

@@krittikapaul355 i understand that reference

[@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613]

Your profile pic is just divine lol😔👌🏼

[@nitya404]

@@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613 is that Asian Nick Fury??

[@AlvinaYunoa]

Lmfaoooo these are gold, I’m dying!!!

[@mgfox32]

Corpse as imposter: Yeah I'm imposter Everyone: I think we should skip this round, who knows who it could've been? Corpse as crewmate: i really am trying to do my tasks, I'm just nervous Everyone: so you admit to murder

[@Emanu3l]

@Enzo Ian R. Evangelista good for you. Nobody cares.

[@plasmaticstone6580]

@@Emanu3l damn bro why you gotta be like that

[@Emanu3l]

@@plasmaticstone6580 Cause I really find it unnecessary. All the comments saying "first" or "second" and all that already annoy me. But I can understand in a way. They're just happy they got early to a vídeo/post and want to say it so the people know and they just feel happy. But in a freaking reply? A reply on a comment saying "2nd". But also. I was kinda in a bad mood + that reply just made me write it.

[@plasmaticstone6580]

@@Emanu3l Thanks for the explanation

[@Emanu3l]

@@plasmaticstone6580 You're welcome. I usually answer when somebody asks me something.

[@NarinsCreativeCorner]

I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.

[@expiredren]

People: Corpse has SO MUCH IQ IN AMONG US Corpse: *fails swipe card 30+ times*

[@haniyaahmed2954]

CORPSE: I fear nothing Card swipe: exists CORPSE: I fear *one* thing

[@MistressCheese]

Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny

[@loxny8664]

Lol

[@stopkins222]

oh you don't get it... The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...

[@bdilger4357]

And the triangle of trust

[@umhi345]

Did you forget about the true evil ... foil

[@mariagestiada6790]

9:17 Corpse failing at card swipe: "please murder me". Lmfao he'd rather die than do card swipe

[@ayeshamazhar123]

LMAOOO

[@YoutuberGrudge]

"I'm not ready to be imposter, my hands are shaking." Awww corpsie~

[@taylorbritt499]

"I fear no man, but that thing..." *glances at card swipe* "it scares me."

[@marcusswife1241]

645 likes but no comment??

[@jiajeng2693]

@@marcusswife1241 It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away

[@taylorbritt499]

I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y- Anyways thanks y'all 😅

[@bred6751]

Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness

[@jiajeng2693]

@@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!

[@el.the.mushroom.gal.]

CORPSE: **swipes card as fast as lightning** Machine: *TOO FAST: TRY AGAIN* CORPSE: **still swiping as fast as the Flash** Machine: *What part of "too fast" did you not understand?*

[@TheRandomizerYT]

Fast... Thought it was slow instead...

[@LL-tr5et]

yeah exactly its like.... i love corpse but *_can he read_*

[@abigaildyer4410]

@@LL-tr5et he has problem with his eyes plus he was nervous

[@matteegarff76]

I ruined your 666 likes....im sorry🤣

[@legendarynhgaming7063]

@@matteegarff76 we really don’t care😭also 666 is associated with the devil

[@Eatheraii]

Pewds saying "You DO that CARDSWIPE" while laughing at Corpse while the alarms are ringing never fails to make me laugh

[@peterringer9227]

scarra's confession about corpse's card swipe in the end really made me burst out laughing

[@matteosoranna3031]

Card: too fast, try again Corpse: *continues to swipe the card like sonic*

[@kagato3]

It even says Bro Read Try Again once.

[@ShadowDemonMind]

Gotta go fast

[@pizzariotin]

@@kagato3 no it says "Bad read"

[@cftpafan]

@@pizzariotin nah, it definitely says bro read

[@ositaiza888]

@@pizzariotin it switches between too fast and bad read

[@FreaKCSGOHacker]

Corpse: "i'm nervous" everyone: "CARD SWIPE"

[@Vivi_anne23]

😅😂😂😂

[@MercuryBlackN]

You're ruining his life

[@Liebert6869]

Thats a lot of like in 7 hours😂

[@lemonade_spice]

@@MercuryBlackN the best part is that the girl in the pic is a lesbian lol

[@nevinlim7721]

@@lemonade_spice who?

[@Starlit_Onion]

"You don't need to fail card swipe THAT much" You underestimate Corpse's power

[@bibbo3167]

Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again” Corpse: **swipes faster* Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again” Corpse: “WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!”

[@thatoneguyehehee]

Ikr!?? That’s what I was thinking lmao

[@mayflower1108]

CORPSE: **Can murder in front of everyone and get away with it.** Also CORPSE: **Can't successfully swipe card to save his life.**

[@queencewong6333]

Corpse: "I fear no man, but that- thing..." card swipe task "It scares me."

[@asii3]

@@queencewong6333 stolen comment.

[@imperialcub7071]

@@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!

[@DEXIFYIWNL]

1,000th like

[@coollogan4840]

@@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep

[@Wynbis]

CORPSE: I’ve been too nervous to card swipe. Everyone: Well then, let’s add more pressure.

[@jans.g6033]

Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣

[@jans.g6033]

Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣

[@YukonYuki]

Lmao

[@ayeshamazhar123]

Loll

[@kellyrussell1877]

10:36 felix defending him and telling the others to back off though 🥺😭

[@kitkatcrosby]

Charlie : there is no way corpse could fail card swipe so many times Corpse : o(.///. )o

[@nadia3398]

The fact that corpse admits his the imposter and still wins but fails at card swipe is the most iconic shit ever.

[@pvpchicker7858]

He just do everything so fast

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

One like... one like away from 666.. I need to.....

[@salafi.shadow]

do you mean ironic?

[@evelynneclipse2069]

@@salafi.shadow no cause that won't make sense

[@unitystarlight13]

@@evelynneclipse2069 But iconic does?

[@MimiiInfinity]

card swipe: “too fast. try again.” corpse: *suddenly i’m jared, 19*

[@j.d.alfaropoggers4144]

And I never learned how to fking read

[@rarebonedisease6551]

what up, i'm jared, i'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to swipe a card slower than the speed of light

[@farella8547]

i can't- omg hahaha

[@j.d.alfaropoggers4144]

Lol

[@chilled_boi3404]

I like your funny words magic man 👉😎👉

[@HobbesHobbiton]

Card Swipe: Too fast Corpse: _I am speed_

[@mini9503]

It's kind of late, but I _just_ caught trend of this game and been binge watching you guys' YT videos for a whole day. Just wanted to say, THANK YOU Corpse, for including other streamers' face cams during votes as much as possible. YOU had the best edits out of everyone.

[@chanyanyanya]

*Corpse* : “What am I doing wrong?” *Machine telling him exactly what he’s doing wrong* : BEEP

[@lfocoap4950ajf8]

yeah❤️

[@smellyfroggy3020]

He was going too fast bruh 😹😹😹

[@booperdooper9762]

@@smellyfroggy3020 Yeah, I think the real issue was that he was swiping it fast but he also didn't swipe the card completely.

[@rajeethanthanikasalam9976]

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[@kurtchristianbagacina6947]

If ur in a relationship and you ask your partner what you are doing wrong then ur partner says beep...you wouldnt understand that too

[@cassidy399]

*card machine:* you’re swiping too fast *corpse:* this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read

[@gaminggeckos4388]

I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah

[@elontusk8018]

He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.

[@crab_striker1961]

Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural

[@CaioOleskovicz]

Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.

[@raychu4829]

@@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐

[@fluffylionessssister163]

Corpse: how dose the best imposter in the game fail the card swipe 4 times in a row- 4 rounds in a row me: god damn he finally fucking did card swipe on the last round

[@EreNiYeagah]

I can't believe it's already been 2 years i really miss the old amongus

[@IronVigilance]

Card scanner: *exists CORPSE: *sweats nervously

[@OO-ek8sc]

F

[@devil..cookie1923]

The card swipe is easy

[@ScarletFlames1]

You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!". Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.

[@HiThere-ek3ko]

@@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt

[@ScarletFlames1]

@@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?

[@moon-mu6ig]

Bro dis dude actually is the best imposter but then can’t do card swipe

[@theletterh9781]

10/10 would trade my first-try swipe card for corpse's impostor skills

[@ughjahy7760]

mood 💀

[@permissionBRICK]

Thats because he is imposter in every single round and has no crewmate experience

[@congpan3036]

His hands were shaking

[@clintriester6137]

charlie is the best imposter but corpse is top 3

[@secrated3681]

A total of 32 cards swipes in the entire video. Love to come back and watch this. Classic 😂😂😂

[@strawberrios]

7:20 “thanks sykkuno” :)

[@BirdGod]

Everyone: I fear one thing ... *CORPSE* CORPSE: I fear one thing ... *card swipe*

[@Vivi_anne23]

😂😂😂

[@ginaliu4817]

How can you have a fear of corpse impossible His voice if perfect 🤤

[@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70]

Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

[@arisssssss]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃

[@darcyam]

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW

[@ctotheatotheg827]

Scares the shit out of everyone but fails a simple task.

[@Banana-Boi]

Huh 1k likes but no replies? I guess i will be the 1st one.

[@justinegracepugong6446]

Huh 1k likes but 1 reply? Guess I'll be the second one.

[@crybaby_5540]

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess i will be the 3rd one.

[@pxrisxiv]

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess I'll be the third one.

[@juberthubberly7776]

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? Guess I’ll be the third one

[@sinisterhunter]

4:30 lilly is SO MAD at being killed

[@korawolfsrain]

Corpse is so freaking pure xD he's so cute with the failing card swipe and the "i'm nervous, my hands are shaking" Lets just protect him at all costs xD ❤

[@drunk0ct0pus]

“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.” corpse: *intensely sweating*

[@ohokay9089]

_sweat_

[@Toyhatty27]

laughing

[@BeginswithPIE]

*Manly cry*

[@ibrahimalhayyi9595]

Why i can see the meme? 😂

[@AsTheUniverseFades]

Was that his first livestream? I can understand why he was so nervous

[@7yHR]

8:24 even the swipe machine was like: BRO READ!

[@gabrielleparker4001]

bruh i still cant believe this came out a year ago- that means ive been in the otv plus the related to otv crew since a year ago. happy 1 year!!

[@kaitlin1609]

The worst part is that the imposters knew Corpse was failing over and over again.

[@oliviawatkins8235]

Ok

[@Mielbun001]

@@oliviawatkins8235 okay.

[@poltergeese9124]

Ok

[@eppssilon]

@@oliviawatkins8235 k

[@highpeddle9543]

@@oliviawatkins8235 *S H U T*

[@aleaal-aidid1850]

Corpse: is the best impostor ever also Corpse: weakness *card swipe*

[@lyxla2579]

*_fastest_* card swipe

[@blepino2636]

xd

[@BSJHSBI]

y e s

[@alex2005z]

Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe

[@PlatonicPurplePanda]

It makes it so much better seeing all their expressions too.

[@easterbunny2030]

Jacksepticeye saying that to Corpse and then Pewdiepie making that comment “don’t give him too much shit” along with Jacks nod and Felix putting fingers on head close to hairline like a gesture of communication through playing game!!! Corpse is awesome I’m here fir it, and I love that they are playing this together💥💥💥

[@DEFIB7]

Card reader: “Too fast.” CORPSE: *doesn’t once try going slower*

[@jacobdittmer6586]

Watching that made me want to bash my head in

[@fadadapple]

I need to see him acknowledge this

[@TertiaryQuota]

He should try the card swipe trick,he rlly needs it as he sucks ay card swipe like me lol

[@DEFIB7]

Ur papi the what?

[@ezra-jacksimas9613]

I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"

[@berthacox8835]

New CORPSE song: 'Card Swipes Are Ruining My Life' This needs to happen.

[@rashmibharthuar]

Yasssss go "Card swipes are ruining my life"!!

[@killerquake7686]

Underated

[@kayceadair]

This comment is copied word for word as a comment posted 3 weeks ago

[@rashmibharthuar]

@@kayceadair it's ok

[@brianfox340]

Get this to the top of the comments.

[@Daisy-cd4ew]

Yayyyyyyyyyy!!! CORPSE finally did the CARD SWIPE after 41 failed attempts and once he said slower he did it on his 42nd attempt

[@cayeditz5511]

I love his laugh it’s so adorable

[@chinalebeau8021]

Poki: “I feel like you don’t need to fail card swipe that much” Corpse: *starts crying*

[@Oscar19867]

lol

[@FakDflt]

Corpse never cries

[@chinalebeau8021]

@@FakDflt don’t be like that

[@demdpunkin]

@Pam Martin stole.

[@crawfordbookkeeping9103]

@Pam Martin fr

[@hoodraccoon]

card scan: “too Fast” Corpse: *scans card faster*

[@Ace69420_]

“My goals are beyond your understanding”

[@p1nkPallas]

XD

[@uchihanaruto3851]

777 likes 😮

[@RCARTAGENA1222]

Love your profile pic

[@hoodraccoon]

@@RCARTAGENA1222 thanks homie 🖤

[@stacyroth8836]

Who else just randomly decided to come back and watch this a whole year after it came out because it is just that memorable?

[@agnese3275]

everyone: trying to find the imposter corpse: crying over card swipe

[@laboon344]

😂🤣

[@demonproser6791]

He’s so bad XD

[@x.gacha.x3517]

TRUE!

[@darkperil11]

Same

[@itszestii5697]

@@demonproser6791 You wanna square up?

[@AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx]

Corpse: "I fear no man, but that- thing..." card swipe task "It scares me."

[@liammack5494]

Stolen or realy similar

[@ssjdiorr]

@@liammack5494 why tf do you care if its stolen or not

[@sxmmerskyes909]

@@ssjdiorr cuz it doesn’t deserve the likes

[@SillySpiderWeb]

@@sxmmerskyes909 literally I see comments like this all the damn time why sweat over it? It’s not a big deal and honestly I don’t give a shit Edit: I just what do be clear, i don’t think it’s ok to copy someone I just don’t think it’s something to waist your time complaining about depending on what they copied

[@YourneighborJade]

😂

[@crystaldowdy8589]

I can't stop watching this i love it

[@ANG3L.L1CA]

“If I do it faster, they’ll give up”

[@16dragons]

"Too fast. Try again" Corpse: INITIATE LIGHTSPEED

[@aYamahaGrandPiano]

Graystillplays: INITIATE 1000X LIGHT SPEED

[@justbloomy_]

I wheezed at this

[@lennoxsommerville7451]

How does no one realize this is fake

[@AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx]

The worst part is no matter how many times it says too fast, he never slows down the tiniest bit.

[@florsosa638]

Everyone talking over each other: Corpse: I can’t believe I failed cardswipe

[@Alumai]

Corpse: "I fear no task." **looks at Card Swipe sweating** Corpse: "But that task....it scares me."

[@cchuuyarx1793]

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[@randomanimals3422]

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[@AlcorDipper]

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[@soydaniuvu2436]

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[@flamethrowerx1923]

I fear no colour, but that thing... it scares me

[@wyattplaysmc1357]

It’s about time I watch this clip, it’s been so long

[@AyanokoujiSama]

I love this video so much, never fails to make my day

[@tanaysha8223]

corpse during the card swipe : " just smile and wave boys just smile and wave. "

[@sleepipix3l]

Just smile and swipe boys, just smile and swipe

[@dreytonstrickland6302]

His balls were extra sweaty this game

[@rhonda2898]

Lmao so trueee 🤣 I actually feel bad for him though.. XD

[@wesmithoff3211]

Corpse you got to go slow when you want to do the card swipe

[@getosbelovedwifey]

Damn

[@zman4002]

Corpse: *GODSPEED* Card swipe: too fast Corpse: *GODSPEED*

[@ruth222]

idk if you know this but godspeed actually means 'thank you' 😂

[@natt731]

@Ruth Miranda wooooosh

[@zman4002]

@@ruth222 r/woooosh

[@zaeyact]

@@ruth222 oh nicee we learn new things everyday

[@GHPROPlayz]

@@ruth222 r/woooosh

[@imsimple379]

Scarra cackling bc he did the task and dead chat screaming about it made me laugh so hard 🤣