I Finally Got Rid of Him

[@raphaelcosta1293]

Sam being a father is still mind boggling to me

[@Breakfast_of_Champions]

He's pretty good building that fake identity

[@excitableboy7031]

Twice over as well

[@vox.6607]

@@awadhyzidii it’s shit

[@asianapollo002]

@@awadhyzidii it really is shit

[@Alex-ux8ni]

Athba7 you said to critique it 🤦‍♀️

[@parkerpolgar292]

"make sure to systematically belittle him over the next few years" lmao

[@tedarcher9120]

Best parent advice

[@gamermoment656]

@@awadhyzidii Trash

[@alphanovac]

I literally read this as he says it

[@shaunpp87]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 no.

[@Mizzle252]

Sam is a douche.. reminds me of Trump viters

[@Starcatplays]

I saw the title and knew who and how.

[@Hardchunkz]

Is that the real starfish?

[@GeneralKaid]

@@Hardchunkz no

[@Gamegumo]

omg the real starclap 👏

[@Jimmyfishthe3rd]

@@Hardchunkz yeah he's definitely fake

[@knifetheknife]

h

[@ManskiTheRed]

He said “my wife is about to give birth again”, he never mentioned if it is his child though so we must assume he is still a virgin

[@midgetman4206]

wasn't he talking about how he wanted a "black child with blue eyes" but it would take it miracle for that to happen, absolutely no way possible for that to ever happen

[@jsnontico961]

Did you see what he did to that plushee ? He knows his way around a man

[@chaseochaseochaseo8083]

i think he said in a video before the only reason he had a first child was to prove he wasnt a virgin.

[@SR-bu5fi]

@@midgetman4206 Even mentioned black people in the same sentence as his child

[@TNThot]

@@midgetman4206 the first Europeans were most likley dark skin & blue eyed

[@usec32]

this "friendship" runs along similar lines to topgear specials

[@BJforthelife]

The best kind of friendships

[@garybusey9941]

Sometimes your genius is almost frightening.

[@lavishmctavish4905]

(After clarkson was fired) May: "I kind of like working with him." May literally 2 months later: "CLARK-SOOOOOOOOON!"

[@abrahamm1325]

I feel like aqua pretends sam is joking but secretly hes slowly gaining more and more psychological trauma from sam

[@SheepSlayer]

100%

[@Turboviikinki]

That "slowly belittling him over the years" seemed a bit too serious

[@nr1NPC]

lol

[@Samsonsamurai]

I thought the same thing

[@blackbeargear8884]

Death by 1000 cuts

[@MonsiuerDoughDough]

"MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH AGAIN?!?!??!?"

[@gaphason]

BIRTH 2

[@dakotaboi7988]

Didn’t think he was getting any hole

[@justiron2999]

@@dakotaboi7988 Sam gets it in his hole and his wife gets pregnant....amazing.

[@kaseydreamweaver]

He mentioned it on his video about him making Crunchrap Supremes

[@mio7452]

Yeah hes been talking about it for over 2 months atleast wdym

[@brettbaker2604]

Sam has a very masochistic relationship with Tarkov. It beats him relentlessly and he still loves it, does that remind you of anything, Samuel?

[@deltaforce2780]

Reminds him of his wife beating him.

[@TremblingKiwis]

@@deltaforce2780 you got the joke buddy well done

[@PoopFart6969]

Abusive father moment

[@zaurhasanov5458]

@@awadhyzidii wth is Vigor?

[@hoff4301]

@@deltaforce2780 #amber heard ain't a victim

[@KingOfAlabama]

I'm glad Sam found the help he needed to be finally out of the abusive relationship ship he had with aqua, couldn't stand the sound of aqua verbally abusing him every video he is in along with a some physical abuse.

[@goatythecringeyone7686]

Don't you mean Grimble? Aqua is a really nice guy

[@sketty3401]

@@goatythecringeyone7686 that is the joke

[@DasReverend]

"We have AquaFPS at home" at home: Grandpa Loot

[@connorherndon690]

He answered my questions at the beginning before I could even ask

[@total_chaos4u620]

@@awadhyzidii no

[@cenahater5002]

@@awadhyzidii it’s very bad. I never even heard of vigor. Casual normie gamer

[@hoff4301]

@@awadhyzidii no one enjoys vigor so you have no audience that's why he's not interested

[@juice6199]

@@awadhyzidii step 1: don't ask general sams audience to review your channel, they're here for Sam and don't give a shit about your channel. step 2.get a better name, and drop the "gaming" at the end.

[@juice6199]

@@awadhyzidii it didnt really bother me its just that spamming to get attention isn't really a likeable trait, it'll only attract negative attention.

[@ricebowl9924]

Aqua is like a companion in Skyrim, they carry all the loot and die 10 seconds later, but they can always be replaced

[@Guaguadeath]

Okay that one was funny lol

[@gamermoment656]

@@awadhyzidii Garbage

[@moosecannibal8224]

difference is a skyrim follower will only die if you kill them. Aqua just dies

[@itzFluxey]

All the gear and no idea

[@moosecannibal8224]

@Windows Pinball Awh nah, I'm just saying that without mods you literally have to be the person to deal the last hit of damage to your follower if they're gonna die. Like... you /have/ to, so one of your arrows must have hit her or something. Wasn't trying to detract from the joke or anything, just pointing out the facts about the game's mechanics.

[@LucasMp]

Just a reminder. This man, THIS MAN, is about to be the father of two human beings.

[@callidusvulpes5556]

Yeah, standards for child care have dropped in recent years :).

[@callidusvulpes5556]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ you're annoying asf. Please stop filling my notifications. Side Note: Are you the same bot that's on a lot of LinusTechTips vids (Rita)?

[@LiMCRiMZ]

OH GOD AQUA SENT THE FUCKING THOTBOTS AS REVENGE NOOOOO

[@zephirol4638]

To call them human beings would be to infer he was actually human.

[@OldSchool82]

i suspect the wife is gonna handle most of the duties,if its a boy maybe it could teach sam to play sports and grow a proper mustache.

[@AgentMeech]

Actually Really proud of Sam.. That whole bit where he lost his Daughter’s college fund on Bitcoin was a bit of a mark but all in all, happy for the guy

[@macey7005]

Wait what ?

[@JitSlayer]

You serious he lost his daughter's money? Did he get it back?

[@devenbrigham9392]

Bitcoin hit 50k so that's a smooth deal

[@miciso666]

@@devenbrigham9392 sure he said he forgot the login details... i had quite some btc as well and lost it. cuz i was like it was only 11 dollars worth. looking back i fucking hate myself.

[@lobotomite.1395]

Everyone is shocked about Sam having a second kid when in reality he mentioned it as early as his podcast episode with his brother

[@calebhuston6747]

Bruh that was like last month

[@jwill97]

Bruh

[@SagaciousDjinn]

People listen to podcasts? Lol. Jk.

[@gramforgramarmwrestling6742]

That was a baby? I thought it was a potato

[@Firezale1]

@@calebhuston6747 I can't believe more than a year ago is already last month

[@quiteindeed6809]

"if only there was something I could take my anger out on." *Looks at wife who is holding camera*

[@extrathiccherobrine8672]

@@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г begone leave this realm

[@sawyere2496]

@@extrathiccherobrine8672 the porn bots man they’re back

[@extrathiccherobrine8672]

@@MintyLime703 someone should indeed

[@santaclawz4431]

Again?Damn your wife's boyfriend has to chill

[@reeso7539]

finally a version of aqua that doesn't beat homeless people and orphans

[@blackbeargear8884]

🤔 🤦‍♂️ Is there a new paper article on this? Lol. Heard aqua did some quacked stuff

[@aarondier8652]

Is all of this an inside meme, or did this man unironically do some messed up stuff?

[@blackbeargear8884]

@@aarondier8652 unsure but more and more people say Aqua did some stuff. He is from Florida 🤷‍♂️

[@aarondier8652]

@@blackbeargear8884 okay I think I'm getting behind it. All of the "news" that aqua did messed up stuff seem to from either r/generalsam or sam's podcast. Also sometimes they say he's from Florida and then he's from NY all of a sudden. He punched everyone and their mother and steals milkiway. At this point I assume it's a meme that drags on a bit far.

[@JohnDoe-eb7lv]

@@aarondier8652 no it’s not a meme he was filmed kicking a homeless guy in nyc and we’ve all made jokes about it since

[@matilozano96]

THE MOMENT he was inviting the random AQUAFPS into the squad, he knew what content he wanted to get out of the situation. What a villain.

[@Miilo]

sam might act all rude to aqua on camera but it’s only because they’re passionate lovers

[@nodorik2323]

you just threw him away like a used condom just to pull out a newer, and fresher condom out of the box

[@gonufc]

*you just threw him away like a used condom just to pull out a newer, and fresher but still used condom out of the box

[@Randomvids395]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@Tavernadolobo]

Deep

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Condom? My g, he's like weeks away from having his second kid. I promise you, he's never worn a condom.

[@Keys879]

But isn't that what the directions indicate you should do? Not to reuse the same one over and over?

[@colonmuncher3655]

Glad to hear Sam finally got rid of Aqua, now he can monetize his hard work without having to censor anything

[@Daffiergnu]

He also won't have to hide his kid from aqua anymore

[@AxxLAfriku]

hi colon

[@johnc7893]

What happened aqua

[@colonmuncher3655]

@@AxxLAfriku uh hi?

[@Seriy_Nero]

At least the new AquaFPS does not say the n-word all the time, even when referring to people other than those of African descent, you know

[@TheTaco5645]

Make a podcast with everyone going on the hike General Slampiece

[@colbubratbub2649]

jesus christ what happened here

[@TheTaco5645]

@@colbubratbub2649 I have no fucking clue these bots are wild

[@SockPuppetzTV]

I’m about to get so much hole

[@Lightspeedloser_]

years from now sams new kid is going to watch this video and develop a fear of his father

[@Creedio90]

*her

[@Lightspeedloser_]

@@Creedio90 your profile picture is stupid

[@lemon93]

"all my angry sexual aggression" Ya thats gonna be a doozy

[@bigabsher4153]

Congrats Mr Sam. Prayers for you and your family. Hope everything goes smooth for you guys during this joyous time. Thanks for the video

[@FingerBibenjoyer]

Genewal Sam theowy: The Biological father of sam’s two children is aqua and sam is being forced into cuckery, the stress has caused his obvious recede in hairline and its the reason Sam holds such resentment towards Aqua.

[@erickschusterdeoliveira2662]

that's the true story mainstream media is trying to hide from us

[@extrathiccherobrine8672]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ begone

[@robertdavis8446]

@@extrathiccherobrine8672 report the account for spam bro

[@anttitheinternetguy3213]

So aqua was after all the negativity after all

[@WhyGodby]

That's canon

[@jazxsora]

Sam on that "finna start WW1" type beat with that Gavrilo Princip lookin pistol lmao

[@stevemc6010]

He coulda gone to DC seeing how easy it is to get in the Capitol

[@redswift31]

I know! Legit that pistol type is from the early 1900s.

[@TheMemeSharky]

Yeah pretty much. FN Model 1922. Just a big version of Gavrilo's FN 1910.

[@rodiculous9464]

@@stevemc6010 general sam for president

[@toksic33]

Alright Sam’s finally lost it, someone get Aqua into protective custody ASAP

[@baconshreds1772]

Every time Sam talks about being a father, I feel better about my own abilities.

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

"That celestial event that gave black people superpowers" Is going to ruin your child

[@tonydraht]

As soon as I read the title I knew this had to be about Aqua

[@paint4326]

Couldn't tell by the thumbnail?

[@gamermoment656]

@@awadhyzidii Shit

[@kysnaros]

What happened between them

[@casualsunbro5309]

@@kysnaros it's all a joke lol

[@kysnaros]

@@casualsunbro5309 lol I thought it was something serious

[@lna3108]

I love how sam puts the tarkov wipe on the same level as his wife giving birth

[@jacksmalling565]

I’m surprised Aqua has made it this far into streaming without Sam breaking into his house and replacing him with a body double

[@rodiculous9464]

Sam's transformation into edmund Kemper is nearly complete

[@bladejohnson4784]

"Christmas, New Year's, Tarkov wipe, that celestial event that gave black people super powers, and my wife's about to give birth again." Sam's back baby

[@velmauchihasamadesu984]

imagine killing a homeless drug addict with leukemia

[@nonnayobuissness5682]

Well

[@nonnayobuissness5682]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 k

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

We watched it happen. No need to imagine

[@DASRH]

And then defiling the body in such a manner as he did. I know we say love knows no bounds but that was grotesque.

[@deviledegg5664]

I dont have to imagine it if I've already done it 4 and a half years ago in the bathroom of a golden nugget casino

[@honkeytime4907]

Aqua acts like he’s compensating for pushing over a handicapped kids wheelchair

[@galluserectus2083]

So this is why aqua hasn't posted in 2 weeks...

[@HtH90011]

&tarkovin

[@saigethemage3392]

"This Aqua is so much cooler, ... he's *aLIVE,"*

[@zigzagkill8153]

when you were zooming in on your face.... on the "...taking anger out on something...." at the end ... the Kill Bill anxiety/fight scene siren music started going off in my head....lol

[@beetlepimp4777]

"my aggression, my angry sexual aggression" your poor, poor wife 3:45

[@notoriousscoundrel9162]

4:13 hey man, you gotta give the people what they want... and we ALL know what we wanna see

[@rhett5058]

Kenshi sequel?

[@samuelbernardi6993]

Sams stream really was something else. I particularly enjoyed the part where Aqua cut Sams internet out of spite

[@beesnipes]

This is the first time watching any of your videos, and I was thoroughly entertained. What a journey, lmfao. You got the gumption, kid. Take my subscribe and thumbs up!

[@mr.gasmask2582]

I love how sam essentially just pulled someone off the tarkov streets.

[@blake8480]

Finally, we’ll get some peace and quiet with Aqua gone

[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

ვ

[@mpsteidle]

4

[@yvesdorsi4458]

Sam proving yet again that his similarities to Ed Kemper go beyond looks alone.

[@chronklin7918]

Poggers has been canceled so i will say this is a epic gamer moment

[@TheGreatThicc]

A play of the game, if you will.

[@wargamingrefugee9065]

@@awadhyzidii I've seen better puddles of vomit! >:-(

[@onetortle9019]

@@awadhyzidii just don't go around self promoting and don't take mean words to heart

[@selectionn]

@@awadhyzidii if you want success dont play shitty games like vigor... play something popular or something with a tightly knit community. ultimately just make sure you enjoy making the content though.

[@LabiaLicker]

*N*

[@TreyWalx573]

I'd love a compilation of Sam just BRUTALIZING that lootlord doll.

[@IronLungOutlaw]

Congratulations Sam, I've got a few more months until second is born as well. Sad there's not going to be a lot of new content coming from you but I still got a lot of old videos to watch. Happy New Years!

[@Causty10]

This child isn’t even breathing air yet and has snapped Sam’s sanity. I love every second of it

[@ratboy4802]

2 OF SAMS SPAWN ON THIS EARTH NOW GOD DAMMIT

[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

ლ

[@dracula2749]

There's two of them now! This is getting put of hand!

[@l.i.t.f.4353]

Finally, was about to go insane

[@iwantsexseemyvideo33]

გ

[@brandon45098]

"I would never do that to my friend" The best quote in this whole video lmao

[@zachintosh8582]

its crazy man. I started watching this channel when I was 16. I am 21 now and Sam is a father of two. weird how time can pass and feel like it was only yesterday.

[@lilbruh1151]

Damn this new aqua seems good, hope we get to see more of him

[@ABEHrEP]

I'm kinda sad how this year's Tarkov stream ended though. Guys being heated for at least half an hour on top of Omid being fatigued from streaming and not sleeping for so long. The situation with Pestily. It was really uncomfortable to watch the last hour or so of the stream. But besides that - loved every other second of it, loved the PSA's, the whole Aqua bit - hilarious, glad it got it's own separate from stream video even. It was worth me not sleeping at night (hello from Europe).

[@supersarge2477]

What was the situation with Pestily? I don't watch any streams

[@schmeaty.1297]

@Libtards cant Silence me same

[@ABEHrEP]

@@supersarge2477 as far as I remember - Sam made a joke that people should go to Pestily's chat and say something like "hey, Sam is online and he got drops! Go over there". He said it because he wanted to top Aqua's highest number of viewers (which was around 44k I think). It ended up in Sam's chat being utter douchebags and spamming uncontrollably on Pestily's stream for 1.5 hours. Pestily sent a message to Sam on twitter (which he couldn't find for another 20-25 minutes of stream). And after that, since Pestily didn't see any result after sending a message, Pestily said that he might report Sam's stream. Anyone who remembers the whole situation better - correct me if I'm wrong, please.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Where are these jippy songs from? I haven't heard these in beat tape 35, is Sam getting preview tracks or sumthin?

[@Youtube_Stole_Dead_Bunny]

I came looking for this comment. I've never heard these beats before.

[@BigBaz03]

Same here the beats were slappin

[@hidenfn]

BEAT TAPE 24 has the intro part.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

@@hidenfn ah an older one, that's probably why I didn't recognize it

[@noelzuniga-lara4869]

What about the one from 7:00 when they get in game

[@NemeNoms]

Imagine that beautiful, quad-man naruto running at you whilst leaning forward, ever perpetually chasing you down..

[@joseperalta9364]

You take whatever time you need man, if I wanted consistency I wouldn't have subscribed to this channel ;)

[@jimbot.4539]

When are we gonna see all Sam’s historical firearms on video? Also does homeboy have his C&R license?

[@willgaj_8353]

Sam is the kind of friend you should hate, but can't.

[@captainhands3558]

What sam lacks in looks, charisma, and ability he makes up for in virility. Kudos.

[@jazz_hands6579]

Idk, he has the looks. I'd unironically be with this man given the chance

[@hikaia3354]

Congratulations on the second addition, Sam. Hope all is well for you and yours.

[@m00se37]

I feel like Sam recently watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, that doll editing really reminds me of the hotel scenes.

[@SuperNintendoZach]

"sams a liability" -AquaFPS today on his stream

[@louietelling3200]

i mean hes not wrong

[@guyman9655]

As soon as this showed up in my feed I clicked

[@iwantsexseemyvideo33]

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[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

ფ

[@iwantsexseemyvideo654]

ბიო

[@hidenfn]

Sam with a cigar looks just like when Tarantino starred in Pulp Fiction, his own movie, just to be able to say the N Word.

[@caligula898]

he’s in all of his own movies

[@hidenfn]

@@caligula898 Pretty much. But that disproves me how?

[@archer454]

@@hidenfn I don’t think he was trying to do that my dude.

[@forrestallen9354]

@@hidenfn It disproves your point that he was in his movie just to say the N word.

[@iconic762]

@@hidenfn he doesn’t have to be in a movie to say the n-word, nor does he need permission. He’s in the movie because he’s in all of his movies.

[@willieschick7315]

Those legs he’s talking about looks like the aliens from that Charlie Sheen movie lmao.

[@willieschick7315]

Hahaha that’s so funny

[@andybfmv96]

Congrats on the kid! I'm happy for you, family always comes first!

[@kakokapolei123]

So glad Abby’s boyfriend decided to bless her and Sam with another child while Sam’s busy slaving away for roubles on Tarkov

[@Jinir]

You know the lead singer of Oasis also doesn't cut his cigars....I expect more from you Sam.

[@metallfinn]

Systematically belittling, the entirety of General Sam’s content. That’s why we’re here though. I guess.

[@justmonty383]

Don't be sorry you're taking a break, life is like that and all we can do is hope everything works out for ya

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

I honestly forgot about that time black people on Twitter thought a celestial event would give them superpowers.

[@petsyisalive]

Sam gives me an excuse to avoid my responsibilities and laugh.

[@SpaceMissile]

General Sam? More like General _Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am._

[@End3rDJgaming]

get on the floor and jam

[@SpaceMissile]

@@End3rDJgaming 💃🕺

[@user-dv8eo5pb5v]

Been weighing you down for years now

[@loganlopez6008]

Congrats on the second child. It’s comforting to know that if you can be a family man, anyone of us can

[@hitherebuddy7021]

Congrats on the new born Sam, truly as a person not a KZbinr you’ve changed my life

[@danielgower2002]

'Loot lord gets destroyed and humiliated by massive Rat' gonna have to get that PH tick to upload this one

[@OroMorado47]

I thought this was “aqua said what” part 2

[@iampierce7474]

WAIT A SECOND, HE HAS MADE ANOTHER ONE?

[@NotRocket]

Sam coming back at us with the HEAT

[@trek5900cyclist]

Loved your stream that day. New Aqua is less harmful to the homeless

[@ScaryPoke]

i love how this guy laughs at his own scripts

[@spaghetti6920]

I dont mind hes leaving for a while cause he was finnally got rid off the homeless beater aquafps

[@tomlenid699]

Aqua is good at beating homeless people because he is homeless and finds them easily

[@gamermoment656]

@@awadhyzidii its crap

[@cashel5232]

@@awadhyzidii Yeah, it fucking sucks

[@pat5436]

@@awadhyzidii actual hot garbage

[@awadhyzidii]

@@cashel5232 Sorry to bother you and thanks for your feedback guys

[@atomsk01]

I just realized; Aqua has Steve Buscemi eyes.

[@torstenw5723]

Those shifty Buscemi eyes

[@mega0056]

Thanks for letting us know what is going on and for giving us a little something to watch. Take care and I hope all is well.

[@Dillian125]

General sam's pullout game is the equivalent of flat earthers having valid evidence that the earth is flat, nonexistent.

[@nicofromtheweb4891]

Samuel, don't lie to us. We know you need time to storm the Capitol with your friends.

[@MrGochira]

Am I the only weirdo that gets uncomfortable when people damage toys or have pixar movies done permanent harm to my psyche

[@warforce9]

Well Aqua's toy does resemble a human it made me hell uncomfortable when's it's leg got cut off haha

[@antho_8229]

what's the song at the end by jippy called?

[@adriancarton3190]

Can't find it

[@BrokenGun101]

Congrats mate on your second lil one, take all the time you need your a legend

[@craigharrison5406]

Aqua's loot first mentality gets him killed again

[@basicmudkip5985]

"Maternity leave" oh my I didn't know you transitioned

[@theroidragedtrex7908]

When you don't watch the part when he tortures the doll, the audio sounds extremely vivid. The best part is that aqua foreshadows the sodomization.

[@madman407708]

When Aquas easier to get rid of than Covid (Or Buyers remorse for getting Bitcoin)

[@wizzy7258]

Thanks Sam. I had the best laugh in the last 2 weeks. I love your content!

[@jacoblepore694]

Sam dont miss, ive grinded all your tarkov videos and love every one youre a beast