I Fish So I Don't Choke People

Meet Hank, a laid-back country guy with a heart of gold and nerves of steel-well, most of the time. Hank works at the local hardware store, and between the demanding customers, his boss's constant nagging, and his kids' never-ending energy, he often feels like he's about to lose his cool. But Hank has a secret weapon against his growing frustration: fishing.
One sweltering summer day, Hank's boss, Mr. Jenkins, decided that Hank needed to organize the entire warehouse by the end of the week. At the same time, his kids decided to start a screaming contest in the backseat of his truck, and his neighbor’s dog wouldn’t stop barking at 3 AM. Hank could feel his patience fraying like an old rope.
Instead of snapping, Hank grabbed his fishing gear and headed to his favorite spot by the lake. As soon as he cast his line into the water, the tension started to melt away. The gentle lapping of the waves against the boat and the whisper of the wind through the trees were music to his ears. Hank smiled as he felt a tug on his line-a good-sized bass, no doubt.
Back at home, Hank’s family and neighbors began to notice a pattern. Whenever things got too hectic, Hank would disappear with his fishing rod and cooler. They started calling it "Hank's Anger Management Program." His wife would wink at him and say, "Better grab your gear, honey. Looks like a two-fish kind of day."
One evening, after another peaceful afternoon on the lake, Hank decided to write a song about his stress-relief strategy. "I Fish So I Don't Choke People" was born from his amusing observations and the peace he found on the water. The song became a local hit, and soon, other folks in town started taking up fishing as their own form of stress relief.
Hank's humorous take on handling life's frustrations with a fishing pole instead of an outburst resonated with everyone who heard it. It reminded them that sometimes, the best way to keep your cool is to find a quiet spot, cast a line, and let the worries drift away.
And so, Hank continued to fish, laugh, and sing, showing the world that a little humor and a lot of patience can turn even the most trying days into a peaceful retreat by the lake.

[@randalbuhler9042]

Sing it Out Loud Brother, Oorah Semper Fi🤔🤩👍🤟💥💯‼️

[@SpitballMusic]

Oh yeah. Go Navy!

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

Now this is a song that everybody can understand!

[@SpitballMusic]

Got to love fishin'.

[@nickyb2864]

I. Love. ♥️. You. Please. Peter My. 👤👩🏼‍🦰. 🎀👍🩵📱😎💋🎼

[@patriciakimbrell3734]

I Love this song 😁🎣♥️♥️🎤🎸♥️🌟♥️🌟♥️🌟⭐️💫

[@nickyb2864]

I. Love. The. Song 🎵. ♥️♥️🎤🩵. 📱🏠💋🎵 My. 👤👩🏼‍🦰. 🎀👍🩵📱🏠💋😃🎼

[@nickyb2864]

🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼

[@nickyb2864]

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩵🩵🩵🩵

[@nickyb2864]

I. Love. This. Song. 🎶😃♥️♥️🎤🎸♥️📱🏠🎼

[@nickyb2864]

📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱

[@wenlen7076]

Ain't THAT the truth ! Love wettin a hook even if I'm not catchin keepers...it really is my "peace in the valley" remedy 😉. (cool song !)

[@SpitballMusic]

Keep fishin'! Please share it.

[@melissamorris4635]

​@@SpitballMusicmy new theme song for life! Thank you for this 😊

[@michellegaines3568]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ this song is awesome totally made 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 my Day 👏👏👏

[@SpitballMusic]

...and you just made mine!

[@batmanglobe3535]

Good song 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@SpitballMusic]

Thank you. I am glad to hear you enjoyed it.

[@batmanglobe3535]

@@SpitballMusic your welcome

[@thomasapolito984]

Man u ain't lyin 🎣🎣🎣🎣

[@SpitballMusic]

Glad you agree. Save a life and keep fishin'! :)

[@thomasapolito984]

@@SpitballMusic 4ever it's in the blood

[@boombeef]

Got my happy song, for my Happy Place!

[@SpitballMusic]

Oh yeah, that's what we like to here.

[@SusieCunningham-iq6ky]

Heck yeah ❤

[@SpitballMusic]

Please share if you like it...and keep fishing!

[@kevincoyle1097]

Hell yeah brother

[@SpitballMusic]

Truth. Got to love fishing. Please share it if you like it!

[@kevincoyle1097]

@@SpitballMusic way ahead of you. Done did

[@notsurewhatscookin8691]

Absolutely awesome song 😜👍👏that’s what I need to do 🎣

[@SpitballMusic]

Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Christopher-qe9fu]

My neighbors leave me alone when I'm holding poles now

[@nickyb2864]

I. My. Neighbour. I’dve. Me. Akan’s. When. I’m. Holding. Poles. Now. 👤👩🏻‍🦳. 🎀👍🩷📱🏠😍💋🐻🎼

[@nickyb2864]

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[@nickyb2864]

Happy birthday Love. 🩷. You. Please. Peter My. 👤👩🏼‍🦰. 🎀👍🩵🏠📱😍🎼

[@AnnaBrown-h4e]

Thats so cute! I always said "I got peoole"!! Because I knew someone that would help!!😊❤

[@SpitballMusic]

Awesome! Thank you for listening.

[@TheSmeado]

Some AI song are just plain wild. This, however, is surprisingly relatable. Tight lines, anglers!🎣

[@willeel3750]

I'm so old I've got bait in my fridge that might outlive me. It's been a tough life, but the common thread through it all has been me getting away and going fishing. I wouldn't have made it this far without it. Ocean, lake, river, pond, stream, it doesn't matter. Lying in bed in the dead of winter and I'm thinking about fishing and next spring. When I'm fishing I am not worrying and I can't put things in order in my mind. My father wasn't much good but he gave me the gift of fishing when I was just a toddler and for that I'm eternally grateful and I've passed it along as best I could. Great song.

[@SpitballMusic]

This made my day, I'm glad you enjoyed the song. Keep fishing!

[@AnnaBrown-h4e]

I liked the song, 😊 I don't fish but the ocean, river, lake, or stream, just to walk along or sit is my quiet place!!!

[@BROKENVessel-z5n]

I went catfishing with a mackerel from Walmart I caught my limit had bait left over so I put it in my buddy fridge few hours went by my buddy sister pulled that mackerel out the freezer and cooked it fed it to her family. I think everyone was sick for days...it says not for human consumption on bag.

[@willeel3750]

@@AnnaBrown-h4e Yes there is something soothing about being by the water.

[@rickyparrish8310]

There's not like going fishing especially with a good friend even if don't catch any 😮😊

[@SpitballMusic]

Very true.

[@hdofu]

AI is making appreciate country

[@pamsummers1176]

🎶 hell ya🎶🎣 🍻 ❤

[@SpitballMusic]

Sing it!

[@PartisanOgrae]

Correct

[@SpitballMusic]

We all need some stress relief.

[@naotokamigire-terumi9912]

Fuck yeah!

[@SpitballMusic]

Send it! Time to go fishin'

[@naotokamigire-terumi9912]

@@SpitballMusic My father was a fisherman!

[@yamama7265]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@ChonkyCats]

1:03 Lol 😂

[@SpitballMusic]

Fishing is definitely a way to put your mind at ease. Keep fishing!

[@deborahsigler5403]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpitballMusic]

Glad you liked it! Please share and subscribe.

[@youdittymusic]

😂

[@SpitballMusic]

Listen. Laugh. Enjoy. We all need something to smile about!

[@fudgesickle352]

Great song for my ex-husband Willis (Bill)

[@ZiqM4]

Sounds like a great guy.

[@HollyStinchcombe-McKenzie]

Roflmao!!

[@SpitballMusic]

Nice! That's what I like to hear.

[@BROKENVessel-z5n]

Feed a man a fish only feen him for a day. Teach a man how to fish feed him for a lifetime... Suggestion a quick read a book called The River Y. Good day get sleep and food.

[@SpitballMusic]

I like that.

[@Mr.fishit420]

👎

[@SpitballMusic]

Make the call!

[@Mr.fishit420]

@SpitballMusic too bad it's fake as hell

[@Mr.fishit420]

No human Involved In this..a.i will ruin the music industry

[@user-ke5ib7wh9z]

It’s a AI generated song, not a real person

[@SpitballMusic]

Generated answer: You Are Correct Human....

[@CaribooSawyer]

And sadly, it's still much better than everything that hits Top40 radio these days.