I Followed what Martha Stewart Eats in a Day

[@xoviolet32]

you trying to recreate Martha’s oven roasted chicken recipe with what is essentially a giant fake chicken nugget is sending me 😭

[@andrewlowe]

Lmfaooo

[@i.shuuya3231]

Omg 😂😂 I read this comment before starting the video and it left me so confused. I finally got to that part and I'm cracking up 😭

[@KNYD]

Your comment had me imagining a fake chicken nugget the size of a chicken.

[@irissupercoolsy]

the fact that it was mushroom infused with mushroom oil

[@tinytim4657]

I’m hoping this video is for comedy

[@TuesdayPorridge]

I love that she ate at most 700 calories and then washed it down with straight fucking vodka

[@nothankyou191]

to be fair that’s what most 82 year olds do minus millions of dollars lol

[@kristie979]

Well, mixing it adds calories gurl

[@chichigames4589]

Vodka has about 65 calories per ounce. She's no dummy LOL

[@irissupercoolsy]

I'm kinda the same... But a bit more calories tho.

[@LimoNiina]

Lmfaoooo

[@fl0werchild]

Things we know about Martha 1. went to jail 2. Friends with snoop 3. Takes a stand against kale

[@KCisScreaming]

Has a cookware line

[@KCisScreaming]

Smokes weed

[@ouizeeb7288]

I think #2 covers that. @@KCisScreaming

[@maddishouts]

Don’t forget : she has two iPads.

[@TarteAuSucreTV]

She's Polish :P

[@BrittyTaylor]

“After my green juice I take a stroll with the cartel” sent me on the floor 😂😂

[@pinkblink0211]

okay but why does 17 geese from 4 different countries sound like a rap bar

[@rachellewashere]

“Martha, this means nothing to us” 💀💀 he’s so real

[@audreygibson4780]

Lol ...who would be the one to record it tho?

[@maddissson]

@@audreygibson4780snoop 😂

[@rainbowlover890]

@@maddisssonthe fact that he hasn’t produced a Martha rap album yet at this point is a bit offensive ..

[@justinerebecca3567]

Because her best friend is Snoop Dog 🐕

[@kiwikels]

Martha: “let me remind you of how poor you are by listing what could be an small zoo worth of animals… and don’t forget my two iPads and 10k espresso machine”

[@ttaylor3294]

She’s 82 and has worked hard (minus the prison) I’d brag too

[@kiwikels]

@@ttaylor3294 oh trust me I’m not saying she shouldn’t brag. I find it entertaining tbh and if I had the money she does I would also drop it on peacocks and a 10k espresso machine. The woman knows how to live 😭

[@0n3c3nt]

And my truffles that just happen to be lying around 😂

[@NancyPadilla94]

Don’t forget the empty glass door fridge lol

[@theoriginldw]

she def took this opportunity to flex and said “oh yeah, this is what i eat too i guess” 😭

[@gingerbread18]

Seems like martha is just here showing off with all the number of things and animals she’s got 😭

[@wasabi.2839]

I lowkey living for that, she's not supposed to be relatable, she is just helpful with the dinner, cleaning of the house and selling quality products affordable, hahahahah.

[@scorpionqueen11]

Right? She's tryna impress us but it's actually alarming to me like WHY do you have so many animals???

[@AlliWalker]

@@scorpionqueen11 some people just love livestock animals. If I was a multi-millionaire, I'd be doing the same shit. I'd have a farm with 30+ horses, jersey cows, Berkshire pigs, and fowl galore.

[@michaelenglish1992]

She has A LOT more

[@michaelenglish1992]

@@scorpionqueen11 She loves animals. She uses them also (ex: eggs from chickens)

[@kenmill12]

“Thanks for watching everything I eat in a day” ….girl you ate like two things, and drank a bunch of liquids hahahahah

[@eccreedon]

Martha: “a little piece of ginger” Andrew: *adds the whole big knob of ginger* Andrew: “ooh it’s very gingery. my throat is burning. but like in a good way” 🤣🙈 ily Andrew

[@dezloutay]

low key this is one of the funniest videos you've ever made

[@Loey90]

I couldn't stop laughing the whole damn video! So good LOL

[@DeeDeex007o]

I LOVE IT!

[@Medilibrary]

Being a vegetarian and trying to recreate an oven roasted chicken is iconic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@megano9598]

“i want Martha to point a gun at me” caught me so off guard but i live for tipsy Andrew

[@MellyP22]

omg same I almost spit my water out

[@miminacca6435]

This whole video is Andrew creating conspiracy theories about Martha Stewart’s illegal activities 😂

[@NoName-dm7xo]

How else could she have acquired 17 geese from 4 different countries?! 😅

[@scorpionqueen11]

Two things I love about Andrew: His energy and his clockability of celebrities looking great because they get botox and undereat. It's refreshing that he reminds us how important it is to EAT and I really love that for some reason.

[@scarletv7348]

Agreed. Martha had a fairly recent facelift (maybe a strong chemical peel too) that changed how she looked dramatically and took like 15 years off of her face. I like that Andrew really doesn't hold back on acknowledging the reality of celebrities getting a lot of procedures and drinking more calories in alcohol than food. 😂

That whole segment about her checking up on 50 different birds had BIG "12 days of christmas" energy. Martha Girl is just getting in the spirit!!

[@MScrista24]

😂

[@mertmert248]

i fear we would only see andrew twice a year if harper’s bazaar ever stopped this series ty to them ❤❤

[@angelinarose146]

So real

[@staceytorre537]

First line and I hit the like button so fast. "I have always wanted to know what prison food tastes like..."

[@halixmm]

I was about to comment this lmaoo

[@emmawilks4524]

this is the best one yet, i couldnt stop laughing. i've never seen someone really send the 'i'm rich' message quite like Martha. She's shameless and i love that hahahaha also the fat gulps of vodka you were taking at the end...BRAVO!!!

[@ameowingbird]

i love following her on insta, when she casually posts about having baked potatoes with heaping spoonfuls of very nice caviar on top and her young niece(?) having white truffle toast for breakfast - its so funny

[@RONNOR323]

Hahahaha these side comments you made literally killed me 😂 she’s coming straight for you once her messenger pigeon makes it back to her farm

[@DeeDeex007o]

Mmmmhmmm!

[@raeg.8669]

"Two iPads is one a burner?" 😂💀 I can't!

[@Funbunny40]

“What’s in the green juice? Is it Botox?” 😂

[@DeeDeex007o]

Right!

[@ksea6565]

💀❤

[@thespilledbeans]

“Are you preparing for Noah’s ark?” Lmao

[@BRIJUNKO]

take a drink for every moment Andrew accuses Martha of committing even more crimes!

[@LeezeArrayOfficial]

Imagine the hangover the next day after playing this drinking game! 🥴😂

[@LujanCami]

"girl take a bath, treat yourself" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LexFerraro]

martha definitely make the most insane prison wine.

[@kates6371]

Lol

[@Ellumeso]

I guess the celebrities drinking vodka is because it has least calories of all spirits😅

[@morganwinslow4567]

Nothing could’ve made my Monday better than seeing Andrew posted a video😌

[@assasinationnation]

i recently got her book, The Martha Manual, and it's actually been really helpful to keeping my house in shape???? and now andrew posts a video about her??? my worlds are colliding

[@yeaokaysure]

Any hot tips?

[@assasinationnation]

@@yeaokaysure she has a chart in the book that the breaks down the most common types of stains and what is the most effective solvent to get them out which has been a godsend for a clumsy person like me

[@Zoe-rf3ly]

@@assasinationnation does she have one for oil??? ive got so many oil-stained shirts :')

[@em0ville]

​@@Zoe-rf3lynot the OG commenter, but i just wanted to say that dish soap does WONDERS for oil stains. i even had a pizza stained shirt that had already been WASHED AND DRIED and i put dish soap on it, rubbed it in with a toothbrush, and when i put it in the washer, the oily pizza stains were GONE!!!

[@Zoe-rf3ly]

@@em0ville I will try this, thank you so much!!

[@chloepoudrier9309]

If you're a registered behavior technician, you understand that "use your words, physical violence is never the answer" (8:40) hits TOO close to home 🤣

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

you are the only youtuber i’ve been able to watch consistently for the past 10 years (insanity) and you always make me giggle

[@JennRighter]

This is my favorite one and I haven’t even watched it yet. I’ve been obsessed with Martha Stewart since I was a teenager and I’m 43. So excited for this!

[@LexFerraro]

i- ma’am. you look 23. congratulations 👏🏼

[@TraceB]

Same! I had a bunch of her kitchen stuff & curtains from Kmart & Macys in my first apartment 😂

[@JennRighter]

Thank you all! Martha has always been edgy, I remember it back in the day. She's a special kind of lady, a woman I really look up to. Her life is interesting, her personality is charismatic but also very interesting. She has like 12 Chow Chows. And apparently 17 geese from 4 different countries, lol.

[@tigerente13]

I got obsessed with her in highschool, I’m 42. I watched her show obsessively, got her magazine and books. I knew she was genius disguised as a New England house wife. I’m not even a homemaker type person but she just fascinates me!

[@LikesLimes]

Martha is the only celebrity who has ever done retail collabs that are worth a damn, truly you could get elite-level stuff at K-mart back in the day (and now her Macy’s line is also really great).

[@SpoonsForks]

"i want martha to point a gun at me" LMAOOOO

[@isla2593]

" *GET* off. Use your words, violence is never the answer" . Andrew out here saving the world

[@havana55]

6:16 i rewatched 15 times and can't stop laughing, 34 pigeons 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kristi6274]

I'm so glad youtube recommend you to me. I'm having the best time binging your content as I recover from pneumonia 😩

[@caseyleeangus]

Her modeling pics from when she was young are insane! She's absolutely gorgeous, especially at 80!

[@tiredallthetime1636]

Honestly her biggest crime is waiting till morning to charge her iPads (plural)

[@Trystan888]

These "what a celebrity eats in a day" videos on your channel are always entertaining af. Listening to some of them makes me wonder if we are living on the same planet though. They definitely live in their own little world lol. Ex-con and showoff Martha is no exception! Great video, can't wait for the next one!

[@lanaiba]

I'm just 7 minutes in , I rewinded many times just to get all the laughs out and YES this is Andrew at peak entertainment force. Thank you for this joy! 🙏

[@jamie9364]

I found you because of your Gwyneth video. I still think that is my favorite video you have ever made in this series. However, I think you have officially surpassed it or at least, tied with that video with this one. I am only 10 mins in and I can;t stop laughing. This is pure GOLD. P.S I want to make that vegan 'tuna' salad now! I have been starting to eat a lot of cheakpeas recently and looking for new recipes. You sold me. Edit: well done Andrew. This entire video was hilarious and well done.

[@vickylilley3742]

Sorry empty fridge, but has truffles just laying around 😂

[@Bellalugosi]

It makes me sad you don’t know Martha😭 I grew up watching her and i love the way she over delivers her words like she’s still on her cooking show

[@NoTyping]

Martha has really got twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

[@juliaholcomb7031]

this video was so funny pls... "give her five more months" *t pose* got a real giggle from me

[@graysonbateman7280]

I LOVE when Andrew does these

[@alleedecoste7063]

watching this from full dissociation mode because the world is in shambles. thanks for the giggle ❤️ i appreciate you

[@Emily-pn1rg]

I 100% thought she said she learn how to cook chicken "nomad style, like I live in Madison park style" and i had to take a second

[@wendyanndarling]

Sometimes, when my life is grey, I watch your videos and you bring the sun back. Srsly. You make me laugh so bad and everything doesn't feel that bad anymore. Thanks. You're a gem

[@davidfl4]

I feel like if Martha entered the same room as me we’d both dissolve since we clearly exist in such different realities

[@LexFerraro]

i am so terrified that Andrews first instinct when the juicer went wild was to grab the knife a little 😩😩😩

[@rigrace]

The fridge is so empty because she freezes herself every night to save energy, no way anymore can function with that little amount of food 😅

[@weirdandlazy1]

I say “ablutions” because I read it in Oliver Twist in middle school. It’s more fun to say than “washing”.

[@Foodbasedgamer]

this video had me cacklingg , andrew you are such an icon and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[@TS-eo9uf]

"Do you think Martha Stewart has done poppers?" Legend, lol.

[@wasabi.2839]

Andrew should do the recipes from the Martha Stewart book food for dinner parties, lobster dinner for 400 persons? She got you bro don't worry.

[@BrittanyDell-e7v]

That was SO much Parsley bud! 😂 I guess that’s how you look “Seven at the oldest” for life. 😅

[@theQueen.]

How so? What does parsley do??

[@XandraVitam]

This has to be the best one yet 😂 a close second would have to be the Grimes one you did, just bc of how weird those foods were lol great video, as always!

[@lisalynn1]

It was so funny how you said Heyyy to your horse. You are wonderful. Thank you for the video.

[@justpanera4102]

the prison jokes had me dying 😭

[@brisvegasblonde6191]

"19 Crimes????.....You've got a 20th!!"😂😂😂😂😂 Classic!!! 👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍

[@sockmonkey1814]

When Andrew asked if Martha had a dab pen in her pocket - it reminded me that my dab pen was in my pocket lolll thx Andrew 🫶🫶

[@elmelmelmelm]

An ex con that keeps her own tiny prison of bilingual geese and fancy donkeys. She literally gets up and does a cell count on all 47 of her pigeons.

[@brisvegasblonde6191]

😂😂😂😂

[@helloashwee7871]

"I feel like I'm gunna shit" 😂

[@Medilibrary]

I came across your channel lately on my recommendations lol now i am watching everything 😂😂😂😂

[@DeeDeeMandark]

Honestly, her smile before pineapple juice says:" vodka. I put vodka into my breakfast. " to me :D

[@amandacook1711]

So many funny moments in this video, but top is "What's in the green juice, botox?😂😂

[@scorpionqueen11]

Back again just to say how hilarious Andrew is in this video. I always love his "What Does X Eat In a Day?" videos but this one had me on the floor. 😂

[@Zoe-rf3ly]

that honkin ass piece of orange in that tiny glass KILLED me. glad to hear from ya, Andrew

[@bldedash]

the reaction to the listing of the animals was so valine 😭😭 6:47

[@roxanas4714]

Andrew, you are so hilarious. I love watching your videos!

[@renaybrown2767]

This definitely screams rich woman vibes to me😂😂 The best thing about Martha’s eating is the vodka and honestly Andrews take on it, best laugh I’ve had all day 😂

[@melizaescobar217]

Can you please make more of these videos? They’re my favorite and I’ve already watched all of them and need more 🙏🏽

[@tayloralexander2836]

Your commentary on this video may be one of your most funny. I couldn’t stop smiling 😆😂

[@zenleeparadise]

Man I skipped this one when it dropped, 'cause I thought I wouldnt care about it (because idgaf about Martha Stewart 😂) but you had me HOWLING with laughter from this. You can make any subject hilarious I s2g.

[@rubyjimenez8734]

For green juice to taste good pineapple is the secret ingredient! I always overdo it and put a whole pineapple 🍍 loads of sugar but I don’t drink green juice for weight loss.

[@Goldlucky13]

i'm cackling at how much parsley you shoved into the juicer like SIR

[@BreezyDaBaddest]

Did you know Martha modeled when she was young? Sis was a baddie

[@HelenY2k]

These videos always bring me so much joy and was posted on my birthday no less yay 😃

[@cleanandgreenketo]

Yessssssss. Literally commented about wanting to see this and have been waiting!!! ❤❤

[@jenmatt1923]

I think it's hilarious that your view of her is a friend of Snoop and an ex-con/mafiosa. Before her arrest, she was the epitome of what every homemaker wanted to be. She was famous for her home decor, recipes, style. She was like an affluent, snooty do it all-er. My stepmother was obsessed with trying to emulate her.

[@isla2593]

First video of yours ive watched, and i am HERE for it

[@rachelsuegoodman]

8:04 I'm too old to think this little skit is funny. But idc. This made my night lmao your the best.

[@franchetterjzamudio6936]

calling martha Stewart “brave” for taking a stance against kale as a white woman is so fricking funny lmao

[@yyyyyyyyyyyyy2340]

i’m obsessed with her relentlessly flexing her wealth she is soooo supervillain in anne hathaway movie i’m in love with her

[@crr2514]

“Preparing for Noah’s ark” took me ouuuuttttt

[@Mastershaley]

i have never been so excited for a video

[@istepiann]

The horse made me LOL! OMG! 😂 I love it!! “Say hi to my horse *awkwardly*” 😂

[@Loey90]

You making Martha's green juice while not realizing you weren't using the stopper was so fucking funny. LOL

[@missdenisebee]

1:52 As a professional baker who’s been getting up at the asscrack of dawn for 15+ years, I feel Martha’s struggle😭 But I do wash that early wakeup down with a couple lil naps later on in the day lol Body clocks are a MENACE sometimes.

[@madonnalove2002]

"if you have any black truffles laying around" fucking killed me like WTF

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

I want Martha to point a gun at me lmao what!?

[@sarahwatts7152]

Love that he called out her plastic surgery, that green juice is not doing all that work

[@MsJlovesu]

The “alright, yuss” at 15:25 got me.

[@Emilygeeabc]

“A nice vodka cocktail” OK - GLASS OF VODKA WITH A SLICE OF ORANGE????

[@linzertube]

This was so funny 🤣….the whole “prison diva”. In terms of volume ratio consumption, Martha’s diet was definitely drink>food!🤪🍷🍸> 🤓🥒🍍

[@antonios111]

It seems Martha’s spending more time on the toilet, than anywhere else.

[@kittykat8110]

Perfect timing, just sat down to eat!! ❤ Love you! Hope you're well. 😊

[@sapphicalix]

I live in the same town that Martha has one of her houses in. One time my cousin and I were at this store that she’s known to frequent and I saw her there. She was talking on her phone with one of those handmade printed labels taped to it and it just said “Martha Stewart” Like girl- PLEASE 😭✋

[@backwoodsnboobies]

like she just has her name printed on her phone? 🥲 that’s kind of so adorable

[@brisvegasblonde6191]

Maybe she has two phones?😂

[@drivethrupoet]

Make sure your iron level is good! You've got the dark eyes I had when I found out that my level was so low I needed a blood transfusion. love you!

[@kendallfrank3672]

That parsley went 🌪️🌪️🌪️