what if you were a mammoth, what would you do if you a mammoth
@jkm_jayy10604 жыл бұрын
@@warmslimegaming8860 live
@The_Joestar4 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for the day Muta stumbles upon a fanpage of himself on the deep web....
@astafire68104 жыл бұрын
He already has, i will try to find the episode and link it
@astafire68104 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHrUgZaap9-nrqc Timestamp is 3:50 have fun lmao
@angery40914 жыл бұрын
I want him to find a website where hes up for sale with a 50% discount
@flapsonni21374 жыл бұрын
Hey jhonny wanna hear my song?
@prt014 жыл бұрын
Its happened
@Dread0-04 жыл бұрын
TBH when i read the title i thought muta found a bestiality website and i hesitated to click on the video
@cortster124 жыл бұрын
Same, honestly.
@1Flyingfist4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Crzy5204 жыл бұрын
Mr. Villain leave.
@kristinfrostlazerbeams4 жыл бұрын
If they are tiny enough to stick it in the Guinea pig, then they don't deserve hate. Poor guys. 😂
@spicelord77644 жыл бұрын
Valerie what makes this comment better is if you were to actually pronounce the cyrillic you typed it would be “poo”
@Vorusen4 жыл бұрын
I feel like when the kids get "picked up" to "work" they are being abducted 100% of the time.
@GoattEight4 жыл бұрын
yeah your right
@brynion21174 жыл бұрын
@@GoattEight what's on his right?
@slavicblin81554 жыл бұрын
Bryn Ion Haha nice one
@RIPSLYMEFAN4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the titles of DWB..... this one is most concerning.
@CaptainApathetic4 жыл бұрын
Yea turned out to just be weird stuff and not REALLY weird stuff
@stevencurtis71574 жыл бұрын
Just weird, not edgy, therefore more concerning.
@mitaskeledzija62694 жыл бұрын
Boring
@sdbsdb45514 жыл бұрын
theory: the reason the colors of the lights are so weird isnt because he is in a str1p club, its because he is in that room were nerd city films his videos
@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding4 жыл бұрын
So they go to the same striper club?
@rewindd4 жыл бұрын
ur not on roblox you can say strip
@greeneyeballs4 жыл бұрын
REWIND maybe he doesn’t want it on made for review
@raspite31954 жыл бұрын
@@orbeezeater Fuck is explicit no matter the context. Strip has different meanings. If someone says on a Minecraft video "Strip the wood". I don't think the bots have the word as bad.
@sdbsdb45514 жыл бұрын
REWIND have tried it two times before and both times my comment got deleted
@shgh26954 жыл бұрын
A mental flashbang reminds me of Trevor saying “it’s technically not penetration” to confuse the dude to grab his AK in the ballas rampage in gta 5
@GoattEight4 жыл бұрын
everything about trevors character is amazing even though he smashed johnnys head with his boot in his introduction _not the prologue chapter). I personally have vice city as my favorite but nico bellic will always be my second fav gta protagonist with trevor in first.
@IamJay024 жыл бұрын
Ah yes deep web browsing with my favorite Indian tech support boi, mutahar.
@L1NE_C00K1NG4 жыл бұрын
When he says "Danker side of the internet" He ment fanfictions and furries - Random Commenter's Comment
@seb15204 жыл бұрын
didnt actually realize he differentiated the two. Pretty neat fact lol
@9k1114 жыл бұрын
no u
@dragonlover66534 жыл бұрын
no u
@Frosth154 жыл бұрын
11:55 kids getting picked up? More like kidnapping scheme bruh
@SakuraAsranArt4 жыл бұрын
I briefly got pulled into the candy selling racket when I was 15 or so and it was absolutely as dodgy as that website implies. The couple running it had a creepy molester van and the lady wore a neck brace the whole time because they were falsely claiming welfare for her "injury" and for some reason, they were really paranoid that someone might photograph her without the neck brace and send it to social welfare. The van had this perpetual smell of pee because they always had their baby with them in the front, strapped into a car seat that was getting too small for her and I never once saw them change a diaper. They were always on the lookout for cop cars too because their dodgy van was not road legal and they had a pile of underage teens in the back of it and the other kids told me that the "charity" that the money was supposedly being raised for would change every other month. Most of the kids there were doing it because they had single parents who worked and were using it as an afterschool babysitting service they didn't have to pay for. After a few weeks, my Dad who thought it was a legitimate part-time job, found out just how dodgy it all was and made me quit after having "words" with the couple running it. Any time they passed me in their van after that they'd honk the horn and scream abuse out the window.
@representelanation44634 жыл бұрын
That honda dud is just part of this series now
@pizzalover47644 жыл бұрын
1:54 This made me laugh, just takin a sip, looking at the listings as he does and just breaks.
@subpar53604 жыл бұрын
Man, when that person was looking for their old friend I felt that... We were both gun dealers, downtown. We set up a store together, both planning to rob the other. But then we became friends. You know who you are, John.
@Wolfbane3824 жыл бұрын
23:02 That is a page from a book called Lesser Key of Solomon. It's a grimoire on demonology.
@girlythingsaw4 жыл бұрын
I'm curious as to how you know that
@dragon-id5uj4 жыл бұрын
@@girlythingsaw how do you think they know that? hah. not much to be curious about
@kristinfrostlazerbeams4 жыл бұрын
Wolfs Bane, can you please tell the demons to leave me alone? Seems like you may speak their language.
@Wolfbane3824 жыл бұрын
@@soundwavesuperior6761 I only know that thanks to a review I saw of the movie I Frankenstein. The channel who was doing the review has a copy of the book and showed it off. I got curious and looked it up afterward, but I don't have a copy of the book though.
@Wolfbane3824 жыл бұрын
@@kristinfrostlazerbeams Sadly I don't own a copy of the book. But if you are being bothered I suggest getting some white sage. As you burn it, use a feather to spread the smoke and say "Into the smoke, I release all energies that no longer serve me. All negativity that surrounds me, all fears that limit me. So I wish and so it is." As well as spreading some salt or getting some protective crystals such as Black Tourmaline, Black Obsidian, and Shungite.
@tealandcoralenthusiast4 жыл бұрын
Me: mum i want a ps5 Mum: we have a ps5 at home Ps5 at home:
@elizabeth.76493 жыл бұрын
OMG I’m so glad I watched this just now - I’m Zatanna on Wizard Forums!!!! I had NO IDEA my old friend Darksend was looking for me!! That is so sweet!! 💖 What are the chances?! I’ll get back in touch with you Darksend!! Thank you!! 🤗
@sleepy-fc6rf4 жыл бұрын
>teens who work will stay away from drugs nothing made me want to do drugs as a teenager more than my job lmfao
@abnormallynormal88234 жыл бұрын
Yea I was tricked into one of those door to door sales things. Went to the office, got in the car, drove a 4 hour round trip, got 3 guns pulled on me, all for no pay because it was 100% commission, but you weren’t selling anything. You just set up a meeting, and if that sales rep landed the deal, THEN you got commission. Edit: I lasted one whole day
@mossconsumer44854 жыл бұрын
Wait what-
@drymiracle5064 жыл бұрын
*pinned against corner* Me: Mental flash bang = “turtle nuts!” *confused* *kick in balls, spit in face, eye hook* Me: “you better help him before I replace his nuts with his eyes!”
@petartoshkov20764 жыл бұрын
Muta: *exists* That guy at 5 am: haha car goes vroom vroom
@Mrrubbaduck4 жыл бұрын
I used to breed guinea pigs and I can tell you the advice is pretty solid. You want make sure your house is set up so the gp can't get into trouble, similar to how you would for a toddler or infant. You want to make sure they don't have access to anything that can harm them wires, chemicals, etc and try to block out any place where they can get stuck. That BBW Amateur sounds hot asf. Big, wide, and roomy on the inside is the best you'd ever experience. When it comes to guinea pigs, they love fruit and veggies. They really love apples, but make sure you remove the seeds from the apples before you give it to them.
@ohcheese4 жыл бұрын
that last website reaction was so fucking wholesome, it lifted my spirits. thanks, muta
@quamaii4 жыл бұрын
take a shot every time he says "guinea pig"
@sdbsdb45514 жыл бұрын
ok but im below the age of 21
@trumpgrump54444 жыл бұрын
@@sdbsdb4551 laughts in european
@DA-to6gi4 жыл бұрын
@@trumpgrump5444 laughs in Russian
@paincat70964 жыл бұрын
I aint 18 yet
@stillzer0564 жыл бұрын
finally an interesting video that isn't the beauty drama on youtube. I feel refreshed
@cheesyfries78014 жыл бұрын
Your videos help me through tough times and make me smile every time
@greeneggsham68824 жыл бұрын
I own 2 guinea pigs and I say it just about right, except for eating from your hands because theyll just grab it and run to a corner to eat even if you're best friends with them.
@kristinfrostlazerbeams4 жыл бұрын
Mine will hold onto treats for a few seconds with no force until she realizes she is not attached to human flesh because she can't see what she'sattached to....And then run like hell to the corner to eat it. I really appreciate her not chomping first and asking questions later. 😂
@thetitanian55444 жыл бұрын
Cool variation of jazzy Lisa
@georanger61804 жыл бұрын
I'm worried about muta I've never heard the car driving by i think he's crazy poor guy
@mitaskeledzija62694 жыл бұрын
@travisj1991 wtf 😂
@georanger61804 жыл бұрын
@travisj1991 ik man he's fucked up we need to help him #savechubbyindian
@c.Orange4 жыл бұрын
I summoned a demon once and my buttocks has been loose since.
@ssip73394 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@santoriomaker693 жыл бұрын
hot
@raeretro13244 жыл бұрын
HE FINALLY MADE ANOTHER ONE !!
@Murakxmiii4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Forwhut4 жыл бұрын
It’s every Sunday my guy ..
@vector78184 жыл бұрын
🅱️
@Galaxy-ke9mf4 жыл бұрын
I love the dank web series
@sdbsdb45514 жыл бұрын
yay
@waveofcatsog4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy I just woke up after streaming through the night. Thanks for the gift brother.
@HistoryandHeadlines4 жыл бұрын
I had a few guinea pigs as pets growing up. I even got to see one give live birth! I also loved that episode of South Park with the monstrous guinea pigs. Does anyone 'member that one?
@jumpyjibely25554 жыл бұрын
Oh yea I ‘member I ‘member that episode!
@frappejpeg4 жыл бұрын
omg yes lol
@heddospacenegroe19234 жыл бұрын
See what you did there B^)
@isthatatitleist78524 жыл бұрын
I hate that episode because its so startling
@princessponyo983 жыл бұрын
I 'member! the guineasaurus Rex
@ziltzerzapper84494 жыл бұрын
I was on the Wizard forums before they implemented the reddit format. They deleted all the posts on the old forum when they moved over, and there were some good posts there :.(
@calebblume43514 жыл бұрын
"Oblivion is better than Skyrim!" Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
@htsboxes18764 жыл бұрын
As a man chilling with his guinea pig while watching this video. This is surprisingly good advice. Teaching you how to let your guinea pig get comfortable and used to their new house. Also Kaytee is a good food company for guinea pigs and other small rodents.
@evening_star4 жыл бұрын
I just subbed lmao He knows
@c.Orange4 жыл бұрын
Now we all know Smarxa24. Now we all know.
@memermetalthemiddleagedaut994 жыл бұрын
when you're only 2 minutes into the video and you're laughing so hard you have to click like
@traubd4 жыл бұрын
When your guinea pig looks like a rat you know it's from the deep web.
@OARFISHED4 жыл бұрын
1:59 THE WAY HE LOOKED AT THE SCREEN I CANT
@AllDayBikes4 жыл бұрын
18:25 "I don't know you! That's my purse!"
@rsjcoman92304 жыл бұрын
You know when a company won't even mention what it is they sell that it's a pyramid scheme...
@JustLaq4 жыл бұрын
My man back at it again with the deep web browsing!
@d-rockanomaly92434 жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking time out of phone scamming people to make us this video. You're a very good Indian, Mutah **rustles his hair**
@RianKashfi4 жыл бұрын
Skyrim with mods is fucking amazing don't even try me boi!! (Thank you for coming to my TedTalk)
@SkeletonSyskey4 жыл бұрын
1:56 Forget going down a rabbit hole... Muta's going down the Guinea Pig Hole!
@edzioaltair60184 жыл бұрын
“It’s called read more”....fuckin hilarious
@vocalcalibration80334 жыл бұрын
"The guinea pig convention was great, very educational. Though I did think it was weird how much of the sex was happening, but I got my pigs."
@tradingsnow58704 жыл бұрын
So happy you haven't gave up on this concept
@TheAncestralSpirit14 жыл бұрын
"Aaaawww that's nice, i hope they found their friend!" Oh boy did they XD
@JerichoVR3 жыл бұрын
1:58 the part where I laugh too much i actually got hiccups
@TheEmilyMonster3 жыл бұрын
same, this moment is absolute gold haha
@Boof7964 жыл бұрын
He’s right about oblivion, because it’s the only ES game where you can become sheogorath
@bfcofficial174 жыл бұрын
Mutahar: _uploads_ Everyone: *I AM SPEED*
@illestvillain19714 жыл бұрын
You weren't, you were *LATE*
@bfcofficial174 жыл бұрын
@@illestvillain1971 I didn't say I was early lmao
@chelseaking22624 жыл бұрын
The ps5 website sounds like Merryweather security consulting from GTA 5
@astrumnavta4 жыл бұрын
"Oblivion is better than Skyrim." Says I after playing Skyrim for 10 days straight
@TheDoomTrooper14 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that Muta's energy just makes him an utter joy to watch
@rose_whistle_with_wine52824 жыл бұрын
Muta: ah yes. The deep web isnt scary. Guinea pig website: C*mShoTs
@xASTRONAVT4 жыл бұрын
Man I thought I was gonna hear about some terrible bestiality, I’m so so so glad I was wrong 😭
@BigOlBarry4 жыл бұрын
Muta's view on Oblivion vs Skyrim makes me super happy. One of my favourite games of all time
@gcgucutc37674 жыл бұрын
Please, please, PLEASE look up stuff about adrenochrome. There’s a rumor that everything related to the drug vanished.
@dragon-id5uj4 жыл бұрын
elaborate on the vanished part
@cameronmyron57763 жыл бұрын
@@dragon-id5uj Maybe it didn’t “vanish”, it just simply doesn’t exist. I mean, if this person is being so vague then they probably don’t know much about it anyways (you can’t argue that lack of info means something is happening, it might just be that nothing is happening).
@BlueBeluga4 жыл бұрын
Aw hell yeah! This is the cash money content I was looking for
@RubyDoesMusic4 жыл бұрын
I have two guinea pigs and I can say from the information you have said is pretty solid and the supplies are pretty good too.
@ItsJustDR34 жыл бұрын
The chocolate bar fundraisers in my school district are literally: buy a 60$ box of 60 chocolate bars and sell them for a dollar each and then you give ALL 60$ to the school. So basically, giving the school 60$ with extra steps.
@toricat75754 жыл бұрын
Deep web in other people's videos: *drugs, assassinations, bombs, killed kids' toys* Muta's deep web: 🐭
@bluerain20823 жыл бұрын
i am watchng tihis drunk and screamed laughing at the first website you're great ! keep goin
@recroomnews3504 жыл бұрын
He said deep web is safe Me: WTF PORN
@Finnerroo4 жыл бұрын
No, guinea pigs are my favorite!!!
@Th3UltimateL1feForm4 жыл бұрын
Same
@asovietplaytpus58284 жыл бұрын
Guinea pigs are amazing, very cute animals.
@sdbsdb45514 жыл бұрын
i hope you will never be in peru :/
@oxnard71634 жыл бұрын
Hamsters are the superior rodent
@christinagarcia93534 жыл бұрын
SdB SdB why?
@PlastisinNightmare4 жыл бұрын
Now i'm interested in that dead but dreaming band
@helpimshinjinow90264 жыл бұрын
Whhhyyy is the text spinning!!? LMAO
@lunacorona11434 жыл бұрын
Yo you accidentally showed the bands number for a second. I called them and a member actually answered. Apparently no one has called him regarding the video so I sent him it with a time stamp. Muta if you are reading this, contact the number. The lead singer would love to talk about the band
@juliemama4 жыл бұрын
It was the bass player you spoke with :)
@fonk76614 жыл бұрын
The driver only revs at 5am because he can hear you scream LADIES AND GENTLEMEN every day
@user-nl2tc9to7s4 жыл бұрын
"uploaded 32 seconds ago"
@calland96774 жыл бұрын
didn’t ask
@bfcofficial174 жыл бұрын
Um... So?
@Ooogway4 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@reewiopgreen10014 жыл бұрын
Watching a video isn't a race. No one cares if you are early
@blackbob15764 жыл бұрын
" We hope you have an awesome Sunday " its almost monday here
@githon15414 жыл бұрын
The guinea pig advice is actually very solid. I’ve got 6 (2M 4F) cavy and have raised several others. Love, community and diet are all very important to keep your piggies happy and healthy. If you have to separate a piggy from the herd, keep the cage they’re contained in next to the rest of the herd. Piggies need communication even if they’re incompatible with the other members of the herd.
@githon15414 жыл бұрын
Remember: ALWAYS HAVE 2 OR MORE GUINEA PIGS, EACH PIGGY SHOULD HAVE 1m x 0.5m (3’4” x 1’8”) OF FLOOR SPACE PER PIGGY IN A CAGE. In other words, 2 piggies require 1m² (40in²) of floor space in their cage or 0.5m² (20 in²) of floor space per piggy.
@yeahgirl112 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it's so cute how you call then piggies.🥰
@not_a_dog71554 жыл бұрын
Muta legitimately sounds like a hillbilly when he laughs.
@normanpedersen54544 жыл бұрын
Summoning demons.... not the smartest thing to do at five in the morning...
@joeldeakin20034 жыл бұрын
16:51 Muta really shows his Canadian here huh
@joabbiden17364 жыл бұрын
Been hyped for this all week
@Confractus_4 жыл бұрын
Muta's British accent is cursed and I never want to hear it again
@lettherebeatom8064 жыл бұрын
28:00 That last long written reply to the guy looking for a lost internet friend is lil wild lmao 😂
@user-kf8qn9op3s4 жыл бұрын
28:06 Muta, read the comments. Istg, read the comments. Edit: Yeah, after watching even more of the video and listening to him calling the community nice, I cringe even more at the fact that he missed that comment.
@raisonforbeing4 жыл бұрын
Best way to gain a guinea pig’s trust is to hold them a lot. I used to foster them and I had some feral ones. In fact, one of my current guinea pigs would run every time he heard a sound. We held him a lot and now he’s really friendly. Such a shame that people had to ruin that site
@sab3re4 жыл бұрын
i thought he was gonna talk about xhamster
@GreenGlo19914 жыл бұрын
The self defense run down is weirdly wholesome
@dezgasting4 жыл бұрын
it was released 2 minutes ago and theres already 174 comments wtf
@texasred93194 жыл бұрын
Yo Muta this is some actually solid suggestions so this is just some wholesome guinea pig owners
@kaitkatbar1774 жыл бұрын
I used to have a Guinea Pig and all it would do is poop, like too much
@editorkitty97114 жыл бұрын
our guinea pig just died three days ago... went to look for another.. was disgusted to find stuff like this ..wish i watched this video before browisng online
@garrettb8454 жыл бұрын
"Deep Web" refers to any part of the internet you can't reach with a search browser, like a checkout screen on Amazon. "Dark Web" is the sketchy bad stuff.
@KarinMichelle4 жыл бұрын
How much have you drank? Muta: yes!
@yeaimyello4 жыл бұрын
uhhhhh The name of this video scares me
@thecryptochaser39454 жыл бұрын
Come on Muta you should know by now if you're going to summon demons you got to do it at 3 a.m. scream at the top of your lungs and say "guys" at least a million times a second...GOD hasn't Imgayjayson thought you anything lol