I FOUND THE 2FORT GOBLIN (real)

[@thedoctormario_]

6:39 “Good shot mate!” *distant* “Thanks mate.” that entire interaction was hilarious

[@NotASpyReally]

plot twist: It wasn't distant, and it wasn't an ally. Lol.

[@erayeray4866]

lol that sniper was me :D

[@HardBloodNelza]

@@erayeray4866 cool!

[@glarfe_]

"The Sniper-"

[@DreadDoorMan]

@@glarfe_ GUAAAH

[@HardBloodNelza]

3:35 is genuinely the greatest clip I've ever seen. The grenade reflecting off the wall towards the scout when he's just about done laughing really seals the deal.

[@insectlover4735]

I agree

[@Thjon26]

I agree 2.0

[@DahsThePigeon]

I agree 3.0

[@adude3186]

I agree 4.0

[@doctorbob1223]

I agree 5.0

[@Plasmy271]

10:58 I love how the Gibus Medic picks up the intel, realizes he has the intel, and books it as the rest of his team tries to get it back from him.

[@Vhie05]

I even love how he looks at the camera, stays still, carefully turns around and hightails outta there like a darn cartoon lol

[@redirmer760]

A stripper cop, a questionable freelance scottish demolition, and a ptsd soviet soldier that somehow got to hawaii chasing the gibus medic that they all know would cap the intel IMMEDIATELY after getting their hands on it.

[@Shea7TDM]

3:50 what immediate regret looks like.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

12:16 he gave you a chance to appease him further... a chance to buy yourself more time... but you no longer had anything left to give up. nothing except yourself

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

OwO

[@TF2Scout..]

E

[@imnotnarcian]

Your name and pfp made me cringe so hard

[@Xtheartist465]

​@@TF2Scout.."MEDIC!"

[@Weldedhodag]

if only he'd moved a bit, he could have offered a teleporter. But perhaps he realized how futile his effort was

[@_the_spy_8867]

2:36 New Meta: *Fat Spy*

[@Aspicytaco]

I think elmaxo did that first and he called it spevy but idk

[@hamsterking1355]

speavy gaming

[@jinhwae125]

tf2 spy(official real)

[@ralsei8642]

Speavy

[@nobler6898]

i wont how a fat spy would work. just use the knife, maybe the buffalo steak for the mini crits, so it would be more like a backstab

[@shellshockhkmk7816]

0:12 how ironic that the Pyro Police jumps to their death and a pyro, seeing the law enforcement dead, air blasts you off the cliff

[@green_lobster_1245]

i was boutta coment that

[@HybridHenderson]

The real gaming experience and its consequences.

[@eethannnn]

Gamer syndrome - Caused by gaming too hard. Uncureable. Causes paralysis from the neck down and high possibilities of heart attack and stroke.

[@ghostisdead5943]

@@eethannnn that brings “palms are sweaty” to another level

[@Altraiid]

...on mental health.

[@jey5806]

The industrial gaming experience and it's future by Ted Kaczynski

[@fruitloop420]

And unforeseen ones at that

[@gdud3420]

2:35 That is a new level of epic trickstabs

[@noctis_fella]

easy trickstab aint it

[@ArmoredG]

@@noctis_fella your mother was born in 1984

[@noctis_fella]

@@ArmoredG what

[@somethingtheoneandonly]

​@@noctis_fella your father was born in 1975

[@NotASpyReally]

10:00 death by demoman jumpscare

[@mathiasivanmaidana62]

New updaet!??!??!

[@bekind132]

i love that the doctor man announces his presence and offers you a delicious meal to help seal your wounds what a brave soul

[@Johnny_Serenity]

2:35 holy shit guys it’s the Spy from team Fortress 2!

[@-alphastriker1-460]

God I literally lost my shit at 8:47 when that poor scout got thrown under the metaphorical and literal train by your dancing, while you casually hop on your merry way Your tf2 vids honestly bring me the same feelings of joy, hilarity, and chaos that I can recall from vids of years past. This game and community will always have a place in my heart All the best to you, and to every single one of yall. Keep being yourself ^^

[@VoidHxnter]

6:44 Probably my favorite part. *Turns around* “THE SNIPERS! AUGH”

[@DreadDoorMan]

Mine too. It shall live in my head rent free.

[@anothergg2692]

"That sniper's..." **die**

[@purplehaze2358]

2:37 I love how the pyro, whether knowingly or not, is in on the joke by spy checking.

[@jockdouglass3824]

No Dr bright you are not allowed to sell mal0 tapes with d class personnel . And no chainsaw guns either or joining counter revolutionaries or starting one.

[@user-ep1hp7vj6p]

wasnt adminbright a creep?

[@jockdouglass3824]

@@user-ep1hp7vj6p I don't remember but I think he was crazy and immortal

[@RadioStar_Music]

AYO DR.Bright you RAT YOUR NOT SUPPOST TO USE THE FONDATIONS ACCONT FOR YOU ON KZbin

[@purplehaze2358]

@@user-ep1hp7vj6p Yeah, he is. Damn unfortunate, wish I’d known sooner before making this account.

[@Veskii]

2:20 that Demo is doing the perfectly timed killbind 😳 such an awesome dude

[@frogginet5353]

3:17 i love how you can see the demoman try to schadenfreude as he is mowed down by the pistol

[@KamaroTheN7]

1:08 You can hear spy decloaking, amazing.

[@EtherealSandwich]

At 4:49 I can feel the pain of the heavy who failed to A-pose

[@EmilyTheMedic]

1:17 Scout said “Uh” in that last frame, which is actually the cut off voiceline of “Uh, no.” This means Scout was about to deny the “IS JUST HAM!” statement by Heavy, which indeed would be a true denial because it is an entire sandvich with lettuce, an olive and bread in addition to the ham.

[@Jak_Grajeda]

It was actually the cutout of “Uh, a little help?”.

[@_zigger_]

Deep lore

[@RevolutionaryOven]

6:10 I don't know why, but the scout just flopping into the water and yelling "What?!" in disbelief killed me.

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

Pov: you tripped

[@ArmoredLyonell]

10:46 Love how the medic was just called "The 2fort goblin goes hightower" lmao-

[@purplehaze2358]

1:05 That transition from a crit revolver death to a headshot kill in the kill feed is subtly genius video editing.

[@Koiiiiiiiii]

Funny thing, I was that spy not, even joking :D

[@MeteorJunk]

@@Koiiiiiiiii so you know what it's like being... *gulp* British 🤢

[@RadioStar_Music]

AYO DR.Bright you RAT YOUR NOT SUPPOST TO USE THE FONDATIONS ACCONT FOR YOU ON KZbin

[@SpaceCowboy1627]

Indeed

[@isoknight0728]

@@MeteorJunk spy is french

[@jerri-leedickson3959]

3:44 moments before disaster

[@thedude0000-b2j]

2:33 that cracked me up with the music and the way the heavy looked

[@Brass319]

No way you found the 2fort goblin, the natural habitat of goblins is doublecross

[@alexsp4853]

but it was said that the 2fort goblin had indeed moved to hightower, when the 2fort goblin was at Hightower

[@flowerpotmadeofclay]

And he moved to Suijin too. Perhaps he should go visit Upward

[@Brass319]

@@flowerpotmadeofclay I've heard turbine is quite the environment for goblins as well

[@TheSavageProdigy]

8:47 You did that scout so dirty he actually got thrown underneath a train literally and then you hopped on it lmfao

[@JoeyCheerio]

8:47 I did this to a homeless man who kept following me in 2004

[@thediabolicalraisin8953]

October?

[@TF2Scout..]

Fest?

[@noctis_fella]

LOL he got epically trolled

[@brendanmcafee1923]

All your videos make me realize how special and unique TF2 really is. Such a weird little game where people just act silly and dumb, it’s incredible

[@Blumoon09]

Tf2 goblin etiquette: 1. If there are 2 or more goblin in a server they must duel. 2. Perma engie 3. Idiotic sentry placement 4. Goblin voice 5. Refer to your self as goblin when speaking (the goblin don't like the random crit) If you meet these requirements your a goblin Any less then your a gremlin

[@hypnotised-clover]

Also they cannot charge fellow goblins any interest, only non-goblins.

[@IMFERMO.]

4:38 that comedic timing, you can see the sniper dot approaching the pyro

[@Sus-ng5kg]

Where

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

@@Sus-ng5kg zoom in on the Pyro and you'll be able to see the blue dot pop in

[@heywix]

The split second demo laugh at 0:49 did me in

[@kingcookie9777]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh-

[@bogi2557]

WOOO-

[@vaskebjorn69]

Your videos always bring a smile to my face and remind me why this game is so awesome. It's the unusual and strange community we all love and no bots, cheaters or shitty devs are gonna take this away from us. I hope this community lives on for another 14 years and more

[@alexsp4853]

Look, Mom, I'm on KZbin. I'm the Scout at 0:18 and the Pyro at 3:35 and 4:31 with the red Drs Dapper. i know anyone could claim to be this but trust me i am that guy. i had a conversation i the game where a player claimed this guy to be Zeyo, i was sceptical and asked the guy to make a Video with a clip i'd recognize as proof and he did.

[@sinctova]

lie

[@misterfrank28]

R u sound smith?

[@alexsp4853]

@@misterfrank28 red dapper not orange

[@misterfrank28]

@@alexsp4853 ah i see yes my mistake i thought you were the blacksmith of sounds it seems i was mistaken good day

[@anothergg2692]

Proof: trust me bro

[@user-ik7eo1bn8r]

5:52 Cheeeeeze!!!! ???

[@moatloadboat]

Rare footage of tf2 player looking up 1:23

[@moatloadboat]

and 3:40

[@Kavkas]

the 2fort goblin is real!!! 10:02 the 2fort goblin goes to suijin :D

[@blueknife7728]

8:22 can u imagine my surprise upon realising that Painis is an actual voiceline and not just sentence mixing (just now noticing how it's spelt)

[@mebeperson]

3:50 *Top Ten Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster*

[@Loisha23]

💀

[@BannedAccountofnsofublanvpam]

2:43 so thats why heavy is scared to no one except pyro

[@rensonguzman2644]

Wdym thats a spy

[@noctis_fella]

@@rensonguzman2644 nah thats a scout

[@gaun785]

Any tf2 voice line when cut off is instantly 35x funnier

[@BizarroSamuel_]

2:35 Heavy is Spy!

[@thunk6681]

3:48 the pipe got me dying lmaoaoaoaooaao

[@spy4883]

3:49 Best cut

[@teodoricareyes8621]

3:49 the last frame 💀

[@artheus9302]

12:30 if you dare not to give him another sacrifice, he will unleash his wrath upon you

[@sonicgamingfan7055]

0:49 I like how you can subtly hear the demo laugh

[@PuffyPebbles]

I love how chaotic tf2 is, and for some reason this makes the game really fun.

[@reagansido5823]

"nah bro the ping is fine. you're just bad." the ping: 0:04

[@Rifyy]

0:21 *oh no*

[@kingcookie9777]

OH YES

[@tobsmonster2]

Your videos are like every goofy moment I've had in TF2 condensed into 20 minutes. Except it's better because you're actually good

[@CadeoradeXD]

The way you edit your videos and the clips you have give me so much joy, you are amazing Zeyo

[@mariano8235]

6:17 Appreciate it mate AH-

[@doctornotprofessor]

3:50 grenade jumpscare

[@demoman5864]

1:33 bro he morbed into a spy 💀💀

[@user-su8wo4cc4u]

He gave birth.

[@germandoktor]

this just made me realise that i played a match with THE 2fort goblin once and didn't even know who they were

[@trose0032]

Tf2 never gets old :)

[@lewigimole]

8:49 is pure evil I laughed my ass off

[@TF2Scout..]

YEAH

[@wolfystudios1117]

Rule is simple: If someone killbinds then everyone must killbind too

[@fnfistrash]

no

[@someguynamedtoni8314]

0:02 you're gojng to have consequences for flicking like that 0:09 what a chad gentlemen, giving his last piece of food for zeyo to sacrifice himself 0:50 WOOOoo-

[@funniSWAGPOSTER]

Chad gentelmen hoovy is me

[@DaCouchWarrior]

3:49 instant karma xD

[@shawverno.1130]

“The 2fort goblin goes to ____” is such a great bit

[@disnagburnazog9552]

3:36 is my fav part here the ridiculousness, the cutoff at demo's pipe flying in

[@fhilhamdhialharis3453]

I am envious of zeyo server, he always seem to get a really fun server most of the time ;-;

[@Dargonaxable]

Your editing is just on POINT

[@chromium7745]

5:34 The Greatest TF2 Moment Ever.

[@BryantVonMiller]

Heya Chromium! Nice pfp ya got

[@max6325974]

Thanks for putting “real” in the title, I thought i was gonna get click baited.. I always knew the goblin existed 🙏🏻

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

1:08 Oh come ON! Even I heard that decloak!

[@punpumpkin1148]

8:34 NPC spotted:

[@Prevailingly]

That’s me at 4:47, I never even noticed you were in the server

[@tuvshintugs5300]

10:32 was one of them best part xD It was like karma

[@ham4624]

2:34 IT'S ME

[@alexsp4853]

nice. me too at 0:18

[@peckyd6958]

Look ma I made it in into a Zeyo video at 6:16

[@marc3pann806]

11:22 heavy is named after a character from a Polish book that is universaly hated by students

[@thatloganor]

9:48 HERE COMES THE *boi.*

[@latablerouge6313]

3:49 lmaoo I didn't see this one coming.

[@ffedcogabbiani2982]

This video gave me many many giggles and smiles, thank you very much.

[@storeboughtbread4424]

POV: You are early/late

[@Keoni_Son]

"Heck yea" -Engie

[@Strellox]

Lmao very funny,

[@roadmann6803]

"Heck yea" -engie -Corrupt_Draws

[@spicygolf7277]

Yup

[@alexsp4853]

POV: you are in the Video. (no flex of course ;-) 0:18 3:35 4:31 )

[@rightnut6270]

Right nut here. "The goblin"

[@Joshrouss]

The kill and explode bind single-handedly increases tf2 funny factor by 10

[@Gerrix156]

3:50 grenade pill jumpscare

[@SenOverlord234]

I like the tact at 3:43 the greanade just flew in

[@wojtekpolska1013]

2:34 lmao that heavy's loadout

[@maz-.-]

pov you’re the guy at 5:00 staring at a guy who just got brutally murdered and you get milk thrown at you (zeyo, was a pleasure to play with you, you madman. keep up the good content❤️)

[@plentyolsoup5044]

You're the demoknight?

[@maz-.-]

lol i came back to this, yes!

[@Keoni_Son]

3:49 💀

[@GalacticGoofball]

OMG THE MIITOPIA MUSIC 🥺🥺🥺 THIS IS A BLESSING TYSMMMM 💕💕💕

[@keksterminator7871]

6:43 the support

[@guy_wh0_d0es_n0th1ng]

POV: You were one step too late, Store Bought Bread.

[@Oyakinya-Izuki]

Why buying bread when you can TELEPORT BREAD?

[@teevee1782]

8:45 "that body of yours is absurd"

[@PineappleSquuid]

NO WAY YOU FOUND MY UNCLE

[@Pinheadd]

It's my favourite video so far. I don't remember laughing so hard since...I dunno, my unforgiven birth

[@MrCatoo76]

The 2 fort goblin makes a trip around the world. 2Fort, Hightower, Suijin, and whats left is turbine.

[@rodrigonieto4179]

2:37 the most pacific day in London

[@finnie4394]

Why is Engie the funniest class to customize in tf2

[@TransFemJuliette]

he found a 2fort goblin

[@Gianderzoon]

goblineer is the best hat in the entire game

[@courseofcalamity.4048]

Damn my first getting in a vid posted in minutes

[@chethomas2217]

I litterly played with goblin today, its funny i saw this in my recomened!

[@ohra4823]

this video warms my very soul, just look at all these people having fun and communicating in a silly loveable videogame

[@True-man0124]

Goblins are real - videogamedunkey

[@southsonia6841]

3:50, Instant Karma.