I Found the Loft Every New Yorker Wants… But Can’t Have

[@nelliesfarm8473]

I'm 53 years old now and lived in ten states ..right now I'm in rural Alabama on 55 acres homesteading for the last seven years!! I probably will never make it to NYC but I have a few friends there. These videos let me see it anyway !! I can't imagine all those cafes to choose from ! There is next to nothing in my little town ! I absolutely adore cash's sense of humor!!! Love these videos so much!!! Keep em coming !

[@SweetDreamz0223]

I hope one day, you make it to NYC, just to visit. It'll be an experience like no other. This is coming from a native New Yorker ❤️!!!

[@bonnie2057]

Like my son says nawice

[@gstevens6948]

@@bonnie2057 Noice~ 😂

[@Frozenfan1965]

Ever lived in Ohio? I was born in Cleveland but moved here to rural Ashtabula county as a kid with my parents. Where I live has less than next to nothing.

[@shelleyzaragoza2195]

First kitchen extra counter space could add a left up table from the wall.

[@blessingsoutlaw]

Cash, you should win some type of ambassador award for continuing to show off NYC. 👍

[@hannahanderson4305]

And the insane prices for just an apt

[@jacksonmorganfroghin4815]

Or at least become the president of the chamber of commerce........do they still have those?

[@banana9106]

Last one is probably the best value. Could install a slide across door on the loft and that person could have the coat closet as a wardrobe.

[@janeysiegrist5061]

Thank you for looking out for the kitty, too bad he wasn't the Bodega catto..hopefully they find him

[@paulsuprono7225]

A day doesn't begin . . . until Cash shows off New York City. 🤗 🇺🇲 ☀️

[@AdrienneMint]

That’s right. I can’t have my coffee without Cash!

[@hermelintrade9006]

Awersome aapartment

[@barbaramuzychka3836]

Yep, I go straight from Thursday to Sunday without any coffee, without any Cash....excuse me, please hand me a tissue....

[@Fast_car1000]

You mean when he breaks something 😂

[@Fast_car1000]

You can rely on cash breaking something 😂 learn to be gentle cash

[@ymcghee40]

I think NY would eat me alive, but Cash's neighborhood and apartment tours sure make it look like an awesome place to live.

[@JH-uu7jl]

Can you imagine making enough to rent an apartment that cost 5750USD a month? That's almost 70k per year. Just for somewhere to eat and sleep. Assuming you work 265 days a year, that's 260USD per work day. It would be cheaper to rent in upstate and fly to NYC every morning and home every night. The audacity of charging that much for rent.... Wow.

[@KristaR1158]

Cash mistaking a spice rack for a snack drawer gets me every time 😂

[@user-ml3hl6vr4t]

Priorities! My spice stuff would not live well there.

[@MissTique247]

RIGHT? LMAO! When he gushed that *EVERY APARTMENT comes with a snack drawer!* I about died laughing! 😂😂😂🫶

[@user-ml3hl6vr4t]

@@MissTique247 Cash doesn’t cook for himself a lot apparently. As for my cooking, getting at my spices and seasonings out of that…I’d rather store my taco chips and Cheetos in that and spices elsewhere

[@MissTique247]

@@user-ml3hl6vr4t Well, I know Cash is married so I imagine his wife cooks most of the time? And, hey! As far as I'm concerned, use that drawer however you'd get the most use out of it! ✊ KUDOS TO YOU for thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX! 😉✌️😂😂😂

[@MissTique247]

@@user-ml3hl6vr4t sorry about that almost double post! I thought my 1st attempt disappeared into the ether, so I retyped! 🤯🤦🏼‍♀️

[@kigas24]

You should see pictures of NYC beaches from like the 1920s, they used to be very popular.

[@1.--_--.1]

Future superfund site 🤮

[@AuthetnicEpicBoom]

Morning Cash! Thanks for bringing us great videos, consistently! I appreciate it!

[@bonniepwtf]

That oopsie moment with the screen on the deck slider, worth the watch.😅😅😅

[@bonniepwtf]

@SMGPoetryarts Yeah, probably just popped off the track it slides in.

[@naniskinks6098]

Is it bad that I busted out laughing when you realized that you could stand up straight in that loft? I definitely like the last one for sure. I would use the loft area as a comfortable lounge/sitting area.

[@maddscientist3170]

meditation space!

[@j.kristineemmons]

"How tall are these ceilings?" "About 5'" ::Cash stands up straight:: 🤦‍♀️😂

[@AdrienneMint]

Same

[@sfoeric]

I like the second apartment. Would find a roommate to split the cost and claim the room that had the bathtub.

[@barbaramuzychka3836]

No medicine cabinets in any of these bathrooms - that was so nice of you not to mention it in front of the listing agent.

[@timothyrill3825]

For what you get, affordable. The roof deck, workout room, parking in garage and being new makes a contender. You nailed this one!

[@ZachGoulet]

I’d totally live in Brooklyn! The places you’ve shown around this area are always my fave! This whole place was AWESOME dude!!!

[@agitated_royal]

Cash casually trolling the hipsters of NYC in his videos is why I am addicted to these videos.

[@gstevens6948]

😂😂😂

[@blessingsoutlaw]

The trolling of Dunkin Donuts alone….😂

[@SweetDreamz0223]

Cash, there are two more beaches in Brooklyn. Coney Island Beach & Brighton Beach. Some even claim Riis Beach. Even though Riis Beach is really in Queens!!!

[@bunnyrabbitgirl]

Oh Cash, you're so funny, I guess I could stand up in the loft area too no probs haha, what a great looking building and neighborhood! Apt 2 and 3 are my favs, apt 1 doesn't seem like a good deal in comparison. Thanks for the tour!

[@RealConstructor]

The kitchen is built for people that don’t cook much, but snack and drink a lot. The fridge doors turn away from the kitchen and into the living room. Very clumsy if you like to cook a lot.

[@Latinblu]

Did I know there was a beach in Brooklyn!?! Um, yes Cash I did, several in fact, lol

[@mariewiseman2962]

Sheepshead Bay 😊

[@gpeg3076]

Not to knit pick but shouldn't those refrigerator doors open the other way towards the kitchen sink not away? Been noticing that a few times in Cash's videos

[@michellejackson7293]

The end of the week and I just smiled when I watch your video I can’t wait to see New York City in person thank you Cash your deserve a award

[@presspound7358]

Cash is really killing it. The slapstick style is knocking “outta da park” . I will say that if anyone is willing to plunk down over 5 grand a month for a 2 bed …. they really ought to consider Murphy beds to make full use of the limited space we see put on offer inside the five boroughs of NYC.

[@MamaCarola1]

Cash barely averted a disaster! Those 1st 2 apartments had some of the craziest living room set-ups ever. Furniture placement would be a nightmare. Vi wouldn't suggest using the water heater closet as a pantry also. Maybe for pots & pans it could work but food??? Nope. I'm not a fan of the shared walkways between apartments. Any light that you do get will be lost by having to always use curtains or blinds for privacy so others can't look in as they're walking past. The last 1 must be a heating & cooling nightmare with those 15' ceilings. If you're gonna rent any of these you need to remember that you are responsible for heating, cooling & hot water costs in addition to the rent. & for that rent you better use the amenities every single day since they're included in the rent. For me it would be a hard pass but I'm sure there will be someone who will be willing to rent it bcuz it's in hipster Williamsburg

[@sinash]

Good points about the heating and cooling. Maybe it's why it is significantly less than the other 2 units. But surprisingly the rents were not too outrageous given that it's Williamsburg and all those amenities are included in the rent.

[@MamaCarola1]

@sinash I just wasn't wowed by any of them for the price. Amenities were nice but you can't live in that pool 24/7. & you need to remember it's only open when they have a lifeguard on duty. With the current lifeguard shortage you hear about that's also a factor to consider

[@MamaCarola1]

@Vincent Goupil another Tom D fan! I already saw the video about the Gowanus Canal. Between that & Newtown Creek the cost for cleanup will be astronomical & they're designated as superfund sites. Glad you liked my observations. I'm sure RE agents don't lol

[@tonytucker1]

Where’s Charles when you need him?! He’s told you time and time again about slamming doors 😂. Hope you learned your lesson Cash lol

[@fannycraddock99]

Love all 3 but I think that #1 is my fav as you can see the water.

[@whitneybrown4067]

This is Gonna b so Good CJ🔥🔥🔥👍n Happy Tuesday😀….

[@tiffanycurtis4794]

Cash’s tour of the neighborhood have me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youyong28]

I don't like apartments with stairs. They usually lead to dingy basements or lofts with low ceilings.

[@tiredandcranky]

Clean, pretty beach. Very nice apts. I really like the balconies.

[@Pikachuvs50Cent]

This is my ideal place to live!!!!! The area, the little traffic but could be busy on weekends with fun events and dinners outside!! I found my place to live in NYC

[@rishibeauty8889]

“So many kitchens are symbolic”- Bwahahahaha😜🤪😜!!!!! Best line this year!!!!❤ “or you can Spider-man”- Stupidest line of the year!😂

[@tgfflynn]

Closed old school looking diner could be remodeled into a top shelf top cat Hipster Home Two bedroom, 1 den ?, 2 full baths or 1-1/2 baths, laundry room, counter turned into cocktail bar and work desk at one end, the whole front would be living room space. Back of the seating, counter area would be a kitchen in middle, keeping see thru nook, bed rooms on back corners, bathrooms would be on each side of kitchen, den would be in any remaining space in back or up front at an end and a roof garden but not for people, just plants. There most likely a backyard space already there for green space and parking. What do you think there mack?

[@debsylvester2012]

Cash, Interesting industrial apartment complex. Very good use of space. Love the pullout spice cabinet next to the fridge. I haven’t heard them called snack drawers before. That was funny. You and James countered very well. Love the camera work. Loved the music intro. Keep going! ☮️👏👏👏👏👏

[@MissTique247]

The apartment @ 13:45 would be absolutely PERFECT for a couple (or single parent) with a tween! The kid would SERIOUSLY be THRILLED with a *loft* to call their own! That little side section could have some bean bags, set it up for friends! 🫶🫶🫶

[@m.susandenton1077]

Cash did an excellent job showing these very nice apartments - and the building has a swimming pool!! It is good that the apartments with two people have a larger refrigerator. I seriously recommend not putting anything in the water heater closet, even the small one. This building rocks!!!! 😄

[@mrrd4444]

Just visited NYC and this video had some places I was literally at today! Fun times

[@stephenmanning1553]

Another great video, thank you. You often show us views of the ESB or Chrysler building are there ever apartments available in these buildings or am I dreaming that anyone on planet Earth could afford stuff like that??

[@prettysavy8994]

I just love when cash video shows up

[@amyyoshikawa7698]

Hi Cash and to your friend wow this is a gorgeous loft in NYC. Always liked their shiny hardwood floors and a beautiful view of NYC’ s tall buildings stay warm and safe 👍

[@reallyjusthalo]

Central Park Tower tour when?! That 250M penthouse is really cool

[@kimberlystone3987]

Happy Tuesday cash ❤

[@Bobrogers99]

The building has amenities that are included in the rent, a plus. But the one-bedroom is almost the same rent as the two-bedroom, two bath! If the ceiling of the loft in #3 was just a teeny bit higher it would be a legitimate two-bedroom unit. The best bang for the buck is #2.

[@sinash]

I thought #3 to be the best value. However, I agree with you that given a choice between unit 1 and unit 2, unit 2 wins easily. An additional bedroom and bathroom for an extra $100? What is there to decide?

[@sinash]

@@vincentgoupil180 And yet, Mr. Realtor says that they "can" call it a bedroom BUT "they don't.... LOL!

[@mariewiseman2962]

That bit of beach is a lot better than Dead Horse Bay in Brooklyn 😮

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome job cash see you tomorrow thumb up

[@DoreenBellDotan]

You've never been to the beach in Brighton Beach, Manhattan Beach and Coney Island?

[@marieavila870]

That last place was amazing!!

[@paulab.5154]

That area of Brooklyn looks awesome! If I were ever to move to the city, I’d rather live here than in Manhattan.

[@AaronSmith-kr5yf]

Last one was pretty dang cool, I'm short so no head banging(unless I got my Iron Maiden playing lol) in that loft. I'd set it up as a study/lounge with no tv, put a big cushy chair up there to read books. Also for those units facing the parking garage surrounded on all sides by buildings, I just kept thinking back to my old Camaro SS I used to own. Headers with bullet mufflers, everybody in a 3 block radius would hate my ass when I fired that beast up at 4:00am every morning to go to work. Which being in NYC that would be enough people to get a decent pitchfork and torches type mob going.

[@PopsieLouisiana59]

Irons Up

[@mariewiseman2962]

There are loads of beaches in Brooklyn! Including Coney Island 😄

[@northerngirl1637]

Outdoor kitty! Great perk!!!👍🐾😊💙

[@bluestripetiger]

These are definitely luxury prices, but this time you are getting a building with full amenities. So many places in NYC ask for luxury prices while giving you the bare minimum. Regarding the the loft, i didn't see any a/c or fan in that upstairs bedroom. It could get awfully hot up there in the summer. As we know heat rises in a building.

[@Vlad-vh4zk]

5,850$? How can anyone afford that? Madness

[@mritzs5142]

Cash makes me laugh so much!...while realizing I I want to cry because I am one of those who really WANTS to live in NYC. Very nice realtor not overly pushy My taste wo run between #1 because the kitchen is set back from the actual living room ares and #2 because of those two beds and beautiful baths Thank you!

[@nysavvy9241]

Really high for Williamsburg, but the units are nice and the building has lots of perks. I prefer the first apartment and the last. The 2bd was a good deal, but the kitchen was actually in the living room. That neighborhood arrived long ago so yes it's trendy.

[@dolsiemercado3140]

Manhattan Beach and Coney Island has a Beach in Brooklyn.

[@dolsiemercado3140]

Brighton Beach is also in Brooklyn.

[@theoriginalbridgetconnors]

I find it amusing that you thought Cash was asking a serious question.

[@calendarpage]

"Symbolic kitchens" - Ha! Yeah, that would be most of them. Now that I think about it, a lot of the apartments Cash shows are 'symbolic.'

[@Leafygreen123]

Having an outside cat in that area seems super iffy!

[@erawanpencil]

I thought the same. Maybe if it was a stray I adopted/fed sometimes it'd be ok, but definitely wouldn't want a house cat out on the streets.

[@UNDERTAKER2621]

The apartments and the building is amazing.

[@odessky]

There many beaches in Brooklyn: Coney Island, Brighton, Manhattan. Also, what you are looking at is not the ocean. It's the East River.

[@mayaneden5064]

Wow incredible!!! James is amazing!!!

[@M.C.H-MakeChangeHappen89]

This. Building is my perfect complex. Amazing and to say you can socialise easily too.

[@fionamortimore1704]

🤣🤣 The difference between NYC and rural UK? What you call a snack rack, we call a spice draw! Love your videos Cash, it's like visiting a different planet. Have a great day!

[@izakayachu]

Actually insane for Cash to call a 1br that goes for nearly 5k "not bad"

[@sheloveswilby]

Watch a few more of his vids and you'll surprise yourself by doing the same :)

[@chuckwagon7354]

Could you imagine if that had been Charles's listing where you broke the screen door!

[@bonniepwtf]

Would have made for some great comedy.😁

[@caerulemusic]

i like that you roast new york as much as you praise it - refreshing

[@lindauribe6872]

Enjoy your day ❤️

[@dorisrosa62]

Loved all 3 places, makes me want to move back to New York but rent went up to high now.

[@femmebrulee5053]

That one L shaped counter in the kitchen is considered a ton of counter space ?? LOL Personally I like the loft. I'd use it for extra storage

[@jacksonmorganfroghin4815]

Hey hey hey...... Good morning Cash. If money were no object, I might move back to Gotham and try to fight crime as Spiderman while living anonymously as ...... Yeah that is probably a stupid idea. Moving right along........ You're Catman and you're fighting homelessness one cool pad at a time. Love all those places I cant have. Thank you on behalf of every cat. See you monyana!!

[@kittensugars]

Hey now!! Number one kicks ass. Loving the look of Williamsburg....$5750. Seems more worth the money. 🤘

[@gamerjunction5335]

Beach Debris - Detritus Detritus is one of those words you don't get to use all that often.

[@BrianC815]

Nice apartments, but way too much per month for units that don't even include laundry in the units.

[@mircat28]

That is not a stair case. That is a fancy ladder.

[@lhmcd5538]

I wis I didn’t but I have a problem with the open walkways to the apartments. For all of that money I would like a proper hallway. It’s snows in New York so I wouldn’t want to be slipping and sliding around on the balconies to get in or out of home. Yes I’m an old lady but I don’t want to break bones. Thank you. May you please take care and stay safe.

[@farronroboff255]

Re no beaches in Brooklyn - Ha - check out Brighton Beach and Coney Island. Your older daughter will love them.

[@serchingthetruth]

Did you know that there is a beach in Brooklyn? Uhmmm, yeah! Brighton Beach? Coney Island?

[@lax2469]

Thanks as always

[@RegularFootisChris]

Awesome Video!

[@irenelacour3486]

Yes every morning with cash love it. That place was so expensive I would have to rent the balcony. Have a great day. See ya

[@janish3059]

Those tall narrow cabinets in the kitchen I do believe are spice racks... Of course if you don't want to use it for that you could definitely use it as a snack drawer. The last apartment had way too much of an echo which would drive me crazy. I do love the views and I do also love the fact that it's so close to a beach and the modern feel to it we're great positives.

[@pheobefink2664]

Drapes, a few upholstered furniture pieces, a bit of carpet will take care of the echo. What troubles me is most of the apartments Cash shows have the refrigerator opening away from the counter, and often, against a wall. And i can say from experience that no counter space between the range and a wall is a recipe for a burnt arm. Is this a plot by the local eateries? They bribe the landlords to drive their tenants to buy their meals f

[@janish3059]

@@pheobefink2664 yes, I do know that putting furnishings in there will absorb some of the echo however the first two apartments shown didn't have nearly as much of an echo largely because the ceilings weren't as high. I tend to think that even with the drapes and stuff there will still be more than I would like to hear of an echo. And I agree with you on the refrigerator thing, it drives me up the wall that they never have it facing the correct way.😉

[@femmebrulee5053]

There's an echo because it's empty. Once so the sound is bouncing off bare walls and an pry room. Once it has furniture in it, the echo goes away. I thought people knew this.

[@janish3059]

@@femmebrulee5053 well you never did read my reply to the first person that said the same thing so I guess everybody knows you should be reading answers to comments before commenting yourself. Oh and also if you bothered to take note, I only said the last apartment had a horrible echo, not the first two and they were also empty... So duh....

[@imisstoronto3121]

that loft staircase looks dangerous, the pitch is too steep.

[@csainphor]

We have multiple beaches in Brooklyn. Coney Island, Manhattan Beach

[@DreamingRealist]

Apart from the interesting shaped apartments, I never pictured Cash as a chess player. :o)

[@fyanho87]

Coney Island and Brighton Beach that I know in Brooklyn 😂

[@DoreenBellDotan]

The apartment feels more like Miami than Brooklyn, which may be a novel thing.

[@flux928]

Except in Miami, 5-6k a month would get you almost anything. I live here.

[@mburtondavis]

The amenities are really nice

[@seyimatt712]

LOL at Cash destroying properties

[@irwinloos1098]

They were all nice... But I was very fond of the last apartment😉👏🏽

[@yancie437]

There is a beach in Coney Island too and people do go in the water..

[@MarkBates566]

$191 a day just live in a hotel ffs

[@meirjones8448]

Love the haircut. It's a spice rack not a snack drawer.

[@suepeer3078]

Great bldg and great amenities. I would go for the last one. Good price for what you're getting

[@1.--_--.1]

5 grand?? No way

[@zoeazsss5035]

at 5:34 dont really like neighbors looking into my apt. :(. Just my preference.

[@theoriginalbridgetconnors]

That's why the good Lord invented curtains.

[@femmebrulee5053]

Buy curtains, blinds, shades or drapes. It's so strange that this is not common knowledge for this the new fangled generation.

[@zoeazsss5035]

@@theoriginalbridgetconnors ha ha you are so funny (smart ass)

[@zoeazsss5035]

@@femmebrulee5053 Thanks anyway. Who said I was a new fangled generation? I am way over the hill and for sure way past you. I just was voicing my opinion. I wasnt looking for some bullying critical narcissistic rude uppity comeback.. You can keep those to yourself.

[@zoeazsss5035]

@@femmebrulee5053 what?? are u serious?

[@MamaCarola1]

Morning

[@northerngirl1637]

TON of counterspace.😂

[@larrybarrett5810]

Good Day !

[@j.kristineemmons]

Lol, I think that pup cafe may have been an adoption cafe.

[@mialyons8698]

At 5'1 and a half inches, I would definitely sleep in the "home office" of the last apt.(if I were in N.Y.C. and had that kind of money).