I Found The Worst Tinder Profiles

[@marriottism]

james i love your content please don’t randomly pass away due to unknown causes

[@pixelst4r]

real

[@romanticisethis]

real

[@tr-st_me_bro]

I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE HAHAHHA I FOUDN YOU

[@lemon_kid4527]

Yeah, especially on May 18th 2024 😬😬😬

[@Th3_SUNNI3]

👀

[@louisdarling3206]

“get high and eat 7 bars of chocolate” someone’s listened to ttpd

[@Lucy-uh1fj]

my first thought lol

[@LilithCaseldine]

Thank god someone else noticed

[@summerbummer7]

STOP WHAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT

[@catherinebunbury5871]

But does he think Charlie Puth should a bigger artist? I feel like it’s probably a no

[@Renatasdaily]

Yessssa

[@Genocypher]

"Dare i say unlovable" -James Marriott -also my parents talking about me

[@mxg_336]

guys I think james posted

[@rowmaniatic]

thank you for the update

[@mxg_336]

your very much welcome​@@rowmaniatic

[@lillyplaysguitar]

I would have never known, thank you random human

[@casual-now]

No way wheres the new video

[@shrek_is_life_6974]

Yo no way??

[@sharkkidd_143]

Supporting small creators ❤

[@skkjwsjsjsn]

i love a little fanbase 🤭

[@Emayatracy]

I really wish james would get more attention hes hilarious amazing and warm hearted❤

[@Whomp.13]

I love ur videos! U always make me laugh!

[@jamesmoreiott]

Thank you so much for this???? I think this is the first "super thanks" I've ever had. From now on I shall reply to all the ones I see.

[@BiggestHaterInExistence]

He tweeted about yous byw

[@tr-st_me_bro]

@@jamesmoreiott hey pookie 🥰🥰 you’re looking coquette today 🎀🎀🎀 be aware of sleeepykay, he’s like your best friend you just don’t know it yet

[@loamin4712]

it's nice that you're donating to charity 👍

[@itzz_alexdiggoryৎ]

He tweeted about you btw:)

[@mattegrey2609]

"you're unlovable" Tell that to [redacted] james

[@maxnch33se]

THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT WHO I THINK IT IS💀💀

[@brie]

“get high and eat seven bars of chocolate” super subtle ttpd reference !?? TASTE

[@RisingExult]

Says the one with no maidens, James 💀

[@OhrNorCleor-pl1nq]

DID HIM DIRTY 💀

[@Ash_does_random_stuff]

I AM NOT UNLOVEABLE

[@sarchiba]

YOU'RE LOVEABLE.WE ARE LOVEABLE

[@Th3_SUNNI3]

He got it wrong. We’re fatherless, not unlovable x

[@LizordSword]

​@@Th3_SUNNI3its bc hes your father figure

[@maxnch33se]

I CLUM!!!

[@HannahMarriott]

Are you SURE

[@ashwithapen]

YOUR SHIRT IS PHENOMENAL IM CRYINGGGGG LMFAOO

[@Me-vn3gz]

pls give me context 😭

[@ashwithapen]

@@Me-vn3gz lexie carroll is a musician and friend of james. the implication is that the wearer of the shirt has cried to lexie's music, most likely in a live setting. though i am not sure, this may be a piece of tour merchandise (it also may have been a custom print as a funny shirt gift).

[@Ascpea]

@@Me-vn3gzit’s Lexie’s merch who is a singer and was support for his shows

[@Shess21]

@@ashwithapenIt's tour merch. i saw lexie live recently and she's so sweet

[@summerbummer7]

I LOVE THE TTPD REFERENCE JAMES YES

[@chav3136]

What does ttpd stand for 😭 I feel like u should know what everyone’s talking about but idk what it’s the abbreviation of lmao

[@elliottsalibi]

@@chav3136the newest taylor swift album

[@flowurr]

@@chav3136 The Tortured Poets Department; Taylor Swift's latest album that she just released. (I do not know this for sure but it is the best guess I have with context, I apologise if it is not correct)

[@isabella2513]

@@chav3136the tortured poets department! An album :)

[@lillianboswell3653]

​@chav3136 ttpd stands for the tortured poets department - its taylor swifts new album

[@il..69]

7:38 no one could ever hate Otto pookie

[@tutorialsimake]

James Marriott making Taylor Swift reference has made my day thank you

[@Salemkat_]

just bruised my shin (I hit Both of my shins SO HARD) and I’m crying but I can’t stop that James Marriott grind

[@benjaminlewis3903]

That cat photo is hilarious, and you will not change my mind.

[@epizon8862]

I’m a single man… I see a James Marriott video and I click No that wasn’t a typo.

[@il..69]

5:33 you should still bark

[@circeheartss]

bring back the barking 🗣️🗣️

[@heyitslarib]

About specifications: I always put "if you smoke, swipe left" on my profiles bc that's not something you can tell unless you ask or they have a photo smoking 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jhcricket24]

James says Lincolnshire in a video, my life is complete.

[@Miaou_In_Your_Pants]

Omg the Lexi Carroll shirt is everything

[@ida.13]

I FINALLY GOT MY FRIEND TO LISTEN TO UR MUSIC AND SHE LOVES IT!!!! loving the frequent posting buddy xoxo

[@chaples_]

"if you have pronouns swipe left" man is gonna go crazy when he finds out that "you" is a pronoun

[@Leah-Bug42]

the t-shirt is a vibe icl and his har is looking fresh in this video

[@ImJustJorts]

Okay not trolling James' hair looks amazing

[@Liz_ig27]

THE JAMES MARRI-ULLET IS SO GOOD⁉️⁉️

[@macluvsu]

6:02 that was personal i feel bad for harry

[@Wixxteria]

6:07 harry coming up when he mentions ketamine 😭😭

[@Philip-polter]

ok but the camera quality is FIRE

[@keydenross6442]

Are we not gonna talk about how fucking goated that new channel name is james must've eaten a fucking legend 😂😂😂

[@freyaisme]

Loving to see James supporting sustainable businesses - i use the same handmade paper it's amazing

[@hellyheinberg]

Loved this video! Truly made my Tuesday a little bit more bearable :)

[@rainbowglass8319]

i got an ad for bumble on this video 😭😭😭

[@ERP_0605]

5:20 giving miss piggy 😂

[@Mcytinnit]

People on Tinder now must fear pookie judging their profile.

[@thatcloveplant]

blessed with some new big jim content

[@redmandor]

watching james after a bad day is my EVERYTHING

[@frosted_grass8299]

I hope this little British guy lives forever 🙏🙏🙏

[@goulitry]

james marriott making a full youtube comeback was not on my 2024 bingo card but god am i glad it exists

[@spiral_star]

expecting james' dating profile to be in this video

[@Lexi.03tu]

Loving the t-shirt!!! 💖

[@sarchiba]

This is such a video! James is really a creator ☺️

[@LexieCarroll]

omg love the tshirt ! legend 🫶🏻

[@shootingstar5246]

I love the video made my Tuesday!! Also the Lexi Carroll shirt is everything I need it!!!!

[@Glimphemy]

James I love your content please don't randomly pass away due to a suspicious car accident

[@littlerunt9489]

James i love the vid! Please give us some new music absolutely loved "Are We There Yet?"!! I can't wait to hear more

[@Artemisanimatez]

Been going through a rough patch, and you’ve started posting more, not to be all soppy but it’s really helped. Thank you

[@greyscale26]

i opened this right after i got dumped and that intro hit too hard man

[@k1llmavis]

2:30 the way I’m high eating a half dozen box of donuts

[@basicbrittani]

New camera? You look crisper.

[@kel2862]

James using expensive paper for stupid shit is making me itchy

[@justwhaleseals]

i'm making james a tinder account

[@AC_21]

The D.A.R.E progrram is crying rn

[@Its_Caly_]

Currently in school watching James (Someone help I don't want anyone to see me watching this. )

[@Soup38520]

BABE, WAKE UP JAMES POSTED

[@b4terrye4ter]

me watching this with my cat slippers on and my paw print pyjamas:👁👄👁

[@alexhausted]

you're very funny james i hope you don't suddenly pass away on 28th of october 2026

[@Avaaaaaaa22]

We need to see your dating profile now james

[@quinnjiji23]

I feel like this video is just james telling us his type, like this is his own dating profile

[@meganbeaumont2573]

Him wearing lexis merch is so cute

[@freakster3000]

guys, i need 2 pee but i need to watch James video first

[@Th3_SUNNI3]

Okay king x

[@H0lli3.]

“It has come to my attention that you guys are loveless, dare i say it.. unloveable.. but fortunately you have me!!☺️☺️” Me: but James.. I remember really well that you banned me from your twitch chat for being single and alone.🤭

[@madtoadcrew]

the t shirt 😭😭

[@ILOVEOSAMUDAZAI]

sometimes i watch a james video and he says all james viewers r loveless and then i remember i have a loving gf i am in the minority of james viewers

[@Heathee._.]

WE MISSED YOU, SCARY MUSIC MAN

[@S.williams.007]

Ariana what are you doing here?

[@Heathee._.]

@@S.williams.007 Y O U

[@yorkiebar4801]

James absolutely rattling his was through a pack of handmade watercolour paper

[@_silly_thing]

2:53 excuse me lives where???

[@meeeg7029]

“Y’all are loveless” bro says from a glass canon

[@ashinthevo1d]

love you to bits james, please come back to twitch 💔💔

[@soggyfrenchfries8964]

The mullet isn't working for you king lmao

[@juniistar]

james marriott made me cry :(

[@literallylanie]

this video went from how to make a good dating profile to James’ personal preferences 😭

[@Thatsme_Amber]

Jamessss come to LONDON THESE DAYS PLEASEEEEE I am there for a few days with school 😊

[@shadowwwbasketball7594]

9:07 this would be a lot funnier if this wasnt a genuine concern when people online date, like if i saw this i would NOT take the chance bc it happens so often

[@Cailey_forman]

Hey James, I see you haven’t streamed in a few months. I really hope you’re doing alright after everything. I’m sure you’re taking time to yourself, but just know we’re waiting for you! Take your time and if you never come back, we understand. Btw your hair is kinda top tier rn bro

[@Wassup1osers]

Oh wow guys James posted

[@Th3_SUNNI3]

That pfp is a whole fucking mood

[@suurealrpg]

as someone from linconshire, i loved it.

[@LotlouYT]

JAMES IS BACK❤❤now my year will get so much worse

[@samblam]

The whole album and not just one song this time? Goddamn

[@bigyeebus]

thanks for the tips james. I'm much more equipped for love now

[@Tovi_3]

03:48 bruh thats a mix of Ed Sheeran and David Attenborough

[@frostscar8912]

I swear everytime james posts I dropped what I'm doing to watch

[@gremblim123]

00:53 james you are not beating the tory allegations with that expensive paper

[@CailynIrisFrazer]

Loving the hair😭❤

[@P1xelEm]

1:52 Wow i didnt know James was on tinder

[@lillithbazeley7843]

guys james is a secret swiftie

[@haiiiiiiii19]

The intro hit hard (I'm aroace)

[@kat5115]

i stopped watching james couple months ago, his hair looks so good, biggest glow up of the year

[@RaccoonsPinaCola]

0:01 why does he kinda have a mullet

[@swaggyfire69]

his hair is becoming worse

[@lolamay945]

@@swaggyfire69disagree , u can’t see his forehead anymore sooo dubs

[@swaggyfire69]

@@lolamay945 it’s fading in the back

[@lolamay945]

@@swaggyfire69 h8r

[@Laurazadrazill_]

i miss barking James :(

[@louise_is_fairly_normal]

Ur hair looks good jimbo!!!

[@Weird_Alien14]

im taking all of his advice

[@ctrl_hearts]

what if my love for drugs transcends emus james

[@NotTrulyAmerican]

I am Marriot Jesus, because I'm a James viewer and I have a loving relationship.

[@Ash_does_random_stuff]

did anyone notice the picture of AverageHarry in the corner when James said ketamine

[@teosawty]

new james upload AAAAAA

[@milliemarshall2757]

My face when he said getting high and eating 7 bars of chocolate… Someone’s been listening to Ms Swifts new album

[@UShaikh69]

Nah but the craziest thing is people WILL take James’s “advice” seriously

[@cherryoiln]

watching a romance advice video while sobbing about my unrequited love in my bed 💀💀

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

Why does it look like James only brushes his hair on a blue moon