I Gave 10,000 People Text-To-Speech Commands on Livestream

[@harleyc5727]

“Eight thousand people telling me to scream for money” That’s like vocal prostitution. Love that this is my first video of his haha

[@Suzannah73]

My favorite quote

[@MantisM1]

Welcome to the Wilbur Soot franchise my friend. I hope you enjoy your stay.

[@unbreakable_mith2737]

Boom

[@tyuy3683]

'who's the new guy' 'idk but he's been telling his pc to stop claping for the last 2 hours' 'wow'

[@majora361]

💀

[@suzannewalsh3341]

👁👄👁

[@Hajilex]

@@kifflom498 stop advertising your videos it's not even scary

[@Turnerparks18]

tyu y long live the enclave

[@kifflom498]

I know it’s not supposed to be jeez why so much hate

[@KaroxNightshade]

"I thought I broke Twitch!" You could hear fear in his voice.

[@slurdrip]

Actually imagine if he did tho

[@quinn3210]

God is dead and we killed him

[@magictv5266]

Lyon god is dead and we *HAVE* killed him -Harambe

[@TheJennifert32]

God isn’t dead

[@lunatheclown7827]

He dint say broke he said “BROKE’ A”

[@wilted4peace]

I'm not laughing at the noises, I'm laughing at the fact security thought he was being murdered

[@starboy.x]

wait time stamp please

[@norskeya.4723]

@@starboy.x 16:11

[@stitchluvr43]

😂😂😂

[@atiredweeb8551]

Oh God if they heard him shouting, "Kill me Phil. Phil kill me." And he had to explain he was acting like an insane exiled revolutionist that just blew up a block nation

[@kn2671]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@yobro5530]

11:32 “PIGEONNN” *three seconds later* “nNOOOOO”

[@ntnb_.]

*RIP PIGEON*

[@ar1fabiola]

NOOOOEEEEEEAHHHHH

[@yeehaw1932]

@I subbed to dream Hello as someone basically named pidgeon, that is the *funniest fucking thing*

[@dilya5097]

@@yeehaw1932 PIDGEON NWOOAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

[@yeehaw1932]

@@dilya5097 NOoooOGahhahHh

[@someonenamednothing1017]

“8 thousand people telling me to scream for money” if i didn’t know about twitch i’d probably think it’s like a weird kink thing

[@qwart22]

Clearly you don’t know about twitch because it is a weird kink thing

[@tylergarrity3353]

"Kinky" -Wilbur's Chat

[@wylsc1405]

kinky

[@YeetusHiatus]

@@wylsc1405 kinky

[@Drakonus_]

He's becoming a camgirl, or should I say, camguy. Kinky.

[@dreamin996]

"I had to explain that there was a- 8 thousand people telling me to scream for money" XD

[@DraqonfruitYT]

Dreamin ' a stack of likes

[@Chicken4War]

Wilbur Soot

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@zoetrope4966]

Will: I BROKE IT... I need Phil Phil: *DAD MODE ACTIVATED*

[@nyxis_]

“I am getting thrown out of this office.” *Well that aged well.*

[@user-ks9bq8mv5c]

I was looking for this

[@bilbert1031]

Wot, Im confused

[@shikou_melanite]

@@bilbert1031 He got kicked out

[@lailaisabel4479]

@@shikou_melanite When did he get thrown out?

[@kpediium]

@@lailaisabel4479 maybe a week or two ago

[@diamondanon]

Imagine being next door and just hearing a man yell “PIGEON! aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@denvertikky4088]

"THE GUNFIRE"

[@misktstudios3960]

he is in an office so

[@mindoryx9608]

*"ITS LIKE A FIRE CRACKER IN MY HEAD"*

[@luniveon]

@@misktstudios3960 true lmao

[@yeehaw1932]

As someone who's online name is pidgeon, I hear that on a daily basis

[@-..._...-.]

‘I’m sorry that your wife got custody of the kids but theres nothing we ca-‘ *PHIL! THE GUNFIRE PHIL!*

[@lovelillyballetandwrapsand1631]

500th like B)

[@miloeaton7975]

I would give this a like but I don't want to ruin the 666 likes.

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@ZeroThe0ne]

875th like

[@ronaldwadenegger2031]

990

[@glitchgwen470]

Will is like our older brother, he gets mad at us for doing something, but ends up thinking it’s funny and goes along with it

[@LD_4RT]

This feels like Wilbur had discovered an alien colony and is trying to teach them humor

[@fetterkeks2796]

Underrated comment

[@TheAffar369]

G O O D

[@ilityouup4202]

This is so true this is like worthy

[@CosmicF1are]

*Y E S*

[@jargozle5393]

B A D

[@phazzy]

wilbur trying to make the chat stop clapping is like a teacher trying to calm down a kindergarten classroom after they've gone feral

[@user-gw7ts1sv3w]

Frrrr

[@rosealina9316]

Oh yeah definitely but a terrible one tho

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Lmaooo

[@phazzy]

@@TreeBranchStudios fair point fair point 😂

[@koricage]

frfr

[@unknown.peachy]

He is like a desperate dad to quiet his children

[@matthewgallipeo9221]

Sadly, it's exactly like that.

[@PS-vr1uv]

except his millions of kids are all named chat

[@cherjii]

@@PS-vr1uv I am now named chat

[@sandorajelema624]

Lol

[@wormeatendove]

@@PS-vr1uv my name is chat now

[@memeymeme3645]

Imagine: You are in an office, filing papers and things like that AND Then you hear behind a wall: "THE GUNFIRE, PHIL!!!"

[@sarahcrain3023]

Wilbur: “don’t clap” *everyone claps* Wilbur: “alright guys, clap” *dead silence* my friend you’ve just discovered the way kids work

[@trynnus2711]

Timestamp?

[@bendurbin9585]

Literally then entire video

[@cleandiverge]

@@trynnus2711 0:00 - 16:59

[@tomaszek137]

Silence, boomer

[@void2920]

@@tomaszek137 bad

[@user-sl4rh3dv4u]

Wilbur: jokes Chat: *dead silent* Mediashare: man clapping Chat: *claps intensely*

[@HyperionTitan]

Ye

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@dangitthisnameisalreadytak6066]

Wow 4K likes and only three replies

[@nightlight6783]

IMO,o,o,Kitcat l. L. L. L. L lol. I’m j

[@svxtydvnii]

“a man walks into a bar...ouch.” **one clap**

[@ioooooooooooooooooooo]

the man got clapped by that dang bar

[@blanda8821]

@@ioooooooooooooooooooo underrated comment omg

[@RingleaderRen]

@@ioooooooooooooooooooo y e s

[@Fralther39]

!hoo

[@Ocelo]

"8,000 people telling me to scream for money" This. This is twitch defined. Well done.

[@olliejames2033]

one of the funniest moments of my day was then Wilbur thought that he’d killed twitch. Sadly, I wasn’t able to return for the claps coming back after it crashed.

[@rickkert077]

Scuffed city here we come!!

[@LsSwappedMiata]

@king kang only c h a o s

[@kaitlyng.5945]

This singlehandedly prepared Wilbur to deal with Tommy

[@poets_and_books5523]

Yes, yes it did

[@jaelynnsmith2789]

Definitely

[@liamyoung6959]

Omg totaly

[@saffp8685]

I can’t stop thinking about this comment, it’s the best thing ever lmao

[@delldell82]

Omfg yes

[@newtn]

I love how quickly the chat went from “good” to “bad” on the pidgin video

[@newtn]

Some with the ducks, except it went from “bad” to “good”

[@yourlocalcat4514]

I replied to yourself lmaoooo

[@Tit_thief]

Replied to yourself

[@repostburner]

Did you meant to say pigeon or are you referring to pidgin the language group?

[@robo-cat6323]

Mochammad Wisnu probably the language group

[@Anne91000]

*The moment when Wil realizes the chat will NEVER get bored of the cap sound.*

[@arandomboober3134]

Clap* sorry

[@er404music]

Alt title: Wilbur lets 10,000 kids melt his cpu and motherboard together

[@idota1553]

Evan A learning activity

[@bubblenugget3528]

skeppy soot

[@Epic0722]

His sound card too mabye?

[@bookwithquill4358]

Sorry but what’s a cpu

[@Epic0722]

@@bookwithquill4358 its your processing unit, like the brain of the computer

[@lemongloves]

“So I’m gonna tell you a joke and you give me a round of applause.” “A man walks into a bar. Ouch.” .. *singular clap*

[@deformedelsa]

I literally read as it played in the video

[@therealkostuck]

Yes

[@elizabethafton6191]

5:00 here

[@R3DAACTED]

Then *right after* tinnitus

[@emmamontes4741]

STOP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE-

[@NetroAki]

Wilbur "My cpu is burning into my motherboard" shows stock intel cooler. Me: oh... oh no

[@fuzzyboi5851]

He prolly has a gaming pc and a streaming pc

[@FryFish]

Switched to from the stock to a new cooler and holy fuck, the difference

[@Miles300s]

Has Wilbur even dusted his computer? I'm not sure which Intel CPU he's using, but those chips run hot under even optimal conditions.

[@Flameysaur]

can someone explain to me what a stock intel cooler is and why it's bad? don't know shit about this stuff

[@FernandoFloresLopez]

@@Flameysaur an intel stock cooler is like shitty base version of a air conditioner for your computer processor. so just try to imagine having a single shitty fan to cool down a fucking volcano.

[@soulfoxbat6086]

No, the only instances I’ve heard of breaking Twitch is Ranboo

[@starboy.x]

he did?

[@levchenkodarya]

*laughs in Quackity's Sims stream*

[@Amc216]

and shopify

[@mono.isgtds]

In one stream: CPU fan broke Twitch broke Security was called concerned for his safety Whatever he was using for the sounds broke But most importantly: Will broke.

[@mr.midnight23]

Security came? Damn

[@TibiAltF4]

@@mr.midnight23 Yep he was screaming so they came because they thought he was getting murdered.

[@mr.midnight23]

Tibi yeah I was watching the video and reading the comments, so I should’ve finished the video lmfao

[@olliecole7163]

The CPU fan didnt break, if it did his stream would have shut down immediately

[@spankstergangster2916]

CPU fan was fine

[@starvipz]

“I had to explain that there was uhh- eight thousand people telling to to scream..for money..” *-WilburSoot, 2020.*

[@CarrolTheCat]

Poor Wilbur

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

666 likes

[@rockeater27]

That was a good video

[@squtnik]

Wilbur trying to get everyone to stop clapping gives off "substitute teacher trying to get the class to stop talking but they won't listen because the sub can't do anything about it" energy.

[@erenfroger5356]

Is your pfp Josuke, Yukako, and Kira all mixed into one

[@joedartonthefenderbass]

@@erenfroger5356 its terrifying that's what it is

[@coolraygaming]

carlee emote only mode = “ima tell the teacher everyone who was bad”

[@minecrafteraki0188]

A

[@squtnik]

@@erenfroger5356 ;)

[@reekill_playlists]

I almost died, but now I wanna see Phil attempt this

[@kaycee1076]

CAW!

[@snail.song1]

"brush stroke-" "brush st-" "SCREAM" "brush stro-" "SCREAM INTO MICROPHONE" *"AAAAAAAAA"* this has to be one of the funniest things I've seen somebody do on stream lmfao.

[@CarrolTheCat]

Same

[@jennabutt9351]

14:30

[@fruitsmoothie4565]

I kept on hear “Brush Stroke into Microphone” XDD

[@carolinaforesta]

Stroke the microphone

[@sand_eater101]

I’m surprised I haven’t had a meltdown yet- this video was just pure chaos-

[@kayleemartinez3179]

The fact that he was wearing a TikTok hat while talking to security is **chef's kiss**

[@Toby-vm5gq]

they prolly thought he was like 16 LMAO

[@Ari-nz9hi]

It’s a beanie not a hat lmao

[@kayleemartinez3179]

@@Ari-nz9hi beanies are a form of hat/cap :^)

[@flaco9896]

@@kayleemartinez3179 a beanie is actually just a cap not a hat. cap ≠ hat :))

[@kayleemartinez3179]

@@flaco9896 ah, thank you for the clarification my friend =)

[@devoutdesciple]

"No Zoomers." *Wears a tiktok hat in a non ylyl video*

[@brikstik3442]

Also is a zoomer and laughs at zoomer memes

[@kidrulez2798]

Makes fun of Eboys and is a perfect example of an eboy

[@Xanthopathy]

fun fact: tiktok is a chinese spyware

[@quetzaltirado5334]

@@Xanthopathy fun fact: you fell for the meme

[@rickmarinara5179]

Which meme?

[@y0ur.0bzezzed.Friend]

Wilbur: **Shouts and screams f!ck** His landlord: *he’s back at it John.*

[@itskittykudo]

"I had 8000 people telling me to scream for money." Me: oh ok then that doesn't sound wrong not at all.

[@markers3243]

yes

[@StainOfLuxury]

Camboy 😳

[@abusfullofchildren6126]

@@StainOfLuxury i wanna be camboy baby

[@yougot69supermonkeyb21]

Y e s

[@insolubleCorrosion]

wilbur is just the teacher when they say "I'll wait until everyone's quiet"

[@bakedbagels3716]

and then everyone keeps talking anyway

[@Nomatterwhat101]

*waits for an entire hour*

[@KFOX-he3sl]

!hb

[@kjdavis2722]

i want technoblade to do this, with the siri voice. just "blood for the- E" "E" "E, E blood, E"

[@sleepy1297]

That would be amazing 😂

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

B l o o d g o d .

[@Sidedlist]

Your profile is the old Belarusian flag

[@sleepy1297]

@@Sidedlist what does that have to do with his comment?

[@audreyli_creations]

@@Sidedlist and?

[@Marma_0ffical]

Wilbur: PIGEON! *removes pigeon head* Wilbur: NOOOOOOOO Moment: 11:33

[@tokki6]

11:32 Wilbur : ~sees pigeon in happiness~ Wilbur : PIGEONNNNNN- ~pigeons head dislocates~ Wilbur : NEOOOOOOOOO OO O O OO O O O O O

[@JacobTube1]

Congrats! You watched the video :)

[@miksufinni8354]

i think thats more than a dislocation

[@KatanasBlade]

Discombobulate

[@TheJayzBlu4721]

Discombobulate

[@songtaekyung7231]

I have that clip in my camera roll 🤣

[@Kinsaurus]

11:33 THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BUT THERE IS NOT ONE COMBINATION THAT TELLS YOU HOW MUCH IM DYING

[@TiStardust]

TRUE

[@killua572]

IM CALCULATING THE X AND Y AXIS PLEASE

[@nan2339]

@@killua572 wht

[@tsukeyi]

@@nan2339 I'M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING

[@amino-acid]

dying does

[@bismuththebi]

“Can we stop with the AudioJungle, please.” *A U D I O J U N G L E*

[@SarahSorensen491]

F

[@TechyyGD]

F

[@Trooman20]

F

[@CarrolTheCat]

F

[@Penguii_47]

F

[@birbsplease3388]

Wilbur is learning the struggles of teaching a online class.

[@dixieproductions8850]

Imagine if he didn't turn it off and next stream he just heard "clap"

[@miagardiner1450]

Imagine Wilbur saying bye to his chat in the next video then hearing *that was a bad video*.

[@hushtheseus]

LMAO

[@jillybean2722]

@@miagardiner1450 LMFAO

[@matcharaxaj8441]

@@miagardiner1450 LMAOAOAOA

[@PolarStarPolar]

LAMO

[@elliemccaffrey9671]

Will: stop clapping Everyone: *continues to clap* Will: clap! Everyone: well now im not gonna do it

[@ahumanthatexists987]

alternate title: wilbur learns what it feels like to be a substitute teacher

[@baulvicork5199]

YES

[@dream_walker9726]

FR 😭😭

[@ziara.]

REAL

[@ave5868]

“8 thousand ppl telling me to scream for money” Well that’s one way to put it

[@Abi-he6rl]

Wilbur: *Thinks he accidentally broke Twitch* Wilbur a minute later: PHIL HELP

[@discount_bacteria8540]

wilbur would be a horrible elementary school teacher

[@sleepy1297]

For the school But for the kids..that would be awesome

[@maskedshadow6853]

@@sleepy1297 true

[@cameronalevy8935]

@@sleepy1297 nah he would just kill all of em

[@hollyjackson7098]

NONONONONONONONO

[@km1507]

@@cameronalevy8935 you have the wrong person, thats technoblade

[@luckymoonjoy1278]

You know what’s hilarious? Both Fundy and Wilbur go running to Phil when something in their stream isn’t working. Like father like son am I right?

[@hopelessly.lavenderly]

Grandadza....

[@luckymoonjoy1278]

@fishwing like

[@Someone-vs5zb]

Clap

[@beeranboo9022]

Yes turtle

[@sgdy2834]

1000th like

[@earlglenn]

Wilbur is like a dad trying to keep his toddlers under control😂 Also wilbur successfully got my mind off of the creepy pasta I just listened to before jumping in the shower kind of freaking out bc I get scared if I watch something scary then immediately take a shower where I can't see outside the curtain

[@witherborn]

These are the types of voices that Techno hears.

[@ghostyblue416]

“GOOD” “BAD” “WILBUR SOOT” (Also Memento Mori)

[@IcarusEverett]

EEEEEEEEEEEE

[@maskedshadow6853]

@@ghostyblue416 (Memento mori as well) Also "ONE OF US" "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD-" "EEEEE" "🦀"

[@binkybug3743]

Me silently chanting: unus annus....

[@enbyunus]

Memento Mori

[@katelyn1724]

Alternative title: Chat tests Wilbur’s patience

[@ranboo8072]

so true😂

[@Vi-jb4zn]

It’s like watching a kindergarten teacher trying to teach online

[@believer1056]

Oh man-

[@sjsjsjsheyguysitsme4106]

Oh man-

[@quranproject7132]

Oh man-

[@parachutingparasaur4143]

Oh man-

[@netheohq]

Oh man-

[@chriscooper1849]

7:10 Wilbur: alright we need to get some claps! Phil: clap Me: *spits tea*

[@biolett553]

Imagine people joining the stream at 9:22 without having ever watched Wilbur before They’d be so confused lmao

[@naomi_cochran._.8132]

Todoroki’s daddy issues I-

[@lillychanuwu5750]

@@naomi_cochran._.8132 *YES*

[@radioactivegacha24]

YOUR NAME AHABBAAVAHAVBA

[@biolett553]

@@radioactivegacha24 :)

[@amino-acid]

@@naomi_cochran._.8132 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZojMZIGkoNeqnZo

[@FrozenIce]

11:33 "PIGEON!!!" " *unintelligible confused scream* "

[@Fralther39]

JJEEOOOOO

[@sandiegou2323]

Your amount of likes is.... Something.. (its *69* ) lol

[@janus9148]

security: *?!*

[@seagull9409]

It was a perfectly cut scream lmao

[@ParkingChicken]

I love this

[@waningbloom]

“It’s a coincidence, don’t worry.” Wilbur: *Wheezes in relief*

[@maxwu9954]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIvJYZxmgLGSapI lol

[@anxiousbean33]

Maxpower Power I’m prepared to be rick rolled

[@cloud9epic26]

@@anxiousbean33 it's not a rick roll

[@anxiousbean33]

Patrick it was not, sadly

[@skypheonix5925]

wilbur: ill wait for them to get bored me and the 10k people: ... is this a parallel universe?

[@SSMp315]

This has the same energy as people off-syncing to Queen’s “We Will Rock You”

[@catt0215]

Our music teacher wanted us to do some kind of rhythm thing. (Edit: percussion) I can only say it was as expected

[@red-vg2ds]

@@catt0215 never give kids a rhythm thing they'll horribly fail

[@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER]

Yep that about sums it up

[@Naomi-yc4fp]

It does

[@josh3003]

I can’t unhear it

[@leapfrog7099]

"I had to explain to him that there was 8 thousand people telling me to scream for money" -wilbur soot

[@ironwarioandfriends3203]

Poor guy probably thought it was weird ass fetish thing lmao.

[@pain6797]

That security but prolly think about weird stuff when he said "to scream for money"

[@jeenystroud9504]

@@ironwarioandfriends3203 i dont even know how i would react to that

[@kruggerand1019]

"ill wait till they get bored" he forgets we all have the mentality of 12 year olds with trauma and any noise that is remotely cool brings us imence joy

[@unknown-js8fl]

@@soupydouby 😐

[@idfk0008]

accurate

[@brysonxd]

@Go Away yeah it does

[@vintagelove1272]

@@unknown-js8fl stfu :)

[@etanu8308]

omg guys trauma so quirky hahaha

[@goingunder1313]

The fact that one word from Phil gives Wilbur so much relief, he really is dad

[@f3il1z]

"I'm getting thrown out of this Office" _That aged like fine wine.._

[@Bonefishh]

Alt title: Wilbur learns how smp techno feels

[@beesbrownies]

PLEEEEASENEKEKSKKAK

[@Rooka_Bug]

PFT-

[@solareclipse3020]

[Spoiler ahead] Wilbur finally gets to experience how Passerine Wilbur feels (he also has voices in the fan-fiction)

[@kkiyox3567]

@@solareclipse3020 NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@the_phoenix5037]

@@kkiyox3567 wieso antworten alle jetz😂

[@dentonbonewell]

4:38 He's like that one teacher that just "ok, I'll wait"🤣

[@certiimxhzn]

Oml so true

[@lordsharkfoot9687]

This one kid when the teacher did that actually had a full conversation and the teacher actually just watched him

[@rya6429]

Lmao the claps sound like the teacher's pet trying to do the clap thingy but failing. * *nostalgia* *

[@certiimxhzn]

@@rya6429 lmao

[@jaelynnsmith2789]

@@rya6429 omggg so truu

[@demi_goddex]

this entire video is basically the headache you get from laughing

[@Zeytrixx]

You’ve put a little too much trust into your fanbase. Now they will do whatever they can to cause as much chaos in the stream

[@jessicat279]

And no one not even god can stop us

[@magicgirl2831]

Only when it comes to trolling others do we listen to will. Like what happened to Tommy 👀 poor Tommy dealt with us for 30 mins saying “child” until he got will on call and will told us to say schlatt Stan. We did that and shortly after Tommy ended the stream. ‘‘Twas a sad night

[@kimberlyluu245]

@@magicgirl2831 which stream of tommy's was that in?

[@seb5542]

@@jessicat279 *...*

[@jessicat279]

@@seb5542 uhhh lemme just uHH... If I pray real hard like REAL HARD can I still get a heaven pass??

[@mary...guilty8396]

Imagine being his neighbor doing whatever and then you hear: “pigeon! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@sigmarizzler33]

And “brush stroke up” and “scream into mic” and other things

[@adisoot663]

that would be scary

[@ciaranmoore588]

lol sooooooo true

[@mary...guilty8396]

333 likes 😳

[@ozzie6447]

“so Barbara, about the documents-“ *”PIGEOOOOON!”* “…don’t mind that, he just gets a bit excited sometimes-“ *”NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo-“*

[@Jay-fy4nq]

After months of searching... I've finally found the origins of the pigeon video. I can die in peace.

[@juliette_acting]

YESSSSS

[@simtheweirdone1646]

SAAAME FINALLY WE FOUND OUR PIGEION'S ORIGIN

[@bloodmoonwolf1239]

Ikr 😌

[@binglething]

i found it on accident

[@Nick07900]

@@binglething I found it before I found the clip

[@stay_p1ece_army-5.2.18]

I can just imagine Wilbur just saying, "Yeah there were just 8,000 people telling me to scream"

[@loglog7]

I don’t know where he got the idea his audience would ever comply with his requests.

[@snagzz8922]

Lol lol lol

[@snagzz8922]

What ever u mean

[@noracampbell6392]

I sure didn’t

[@splatnetz]

11:32 "Pigeon!" *Head gets riped off* "UUUAAAWW"

[@kittycat6555]

I see it over Tik tok lots now LMAO

[@thedark9156]

One of his famous quotes

[@cherryshoda4910]

I always used to think the weird cultike muttering was FROM the pigeon video but it was just his fans 😭😭😭😭

[@amarisdelarosa102]

Now I know how it’s spelled.

[@Utsurolover]

Wilbur: "Pigeon!" *A second later* Wilbur: "NOO-"

[@Karen-jx1if]

Time stamp?

[@therealchaos8029]

11:32

[@missingindy]

11:32

[@reirnz]

Pigeon! eh-EEE NOOOO

[@Tobyinthecloset]

0:03 I love Wilbur's laugh

[@oliverleftthegame6466]

the fact that Phil’s sound worked so well scares me

[@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd]

Will: *puts his entire background music into the program* Computer: I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

[@soysoytechnologies3141]

*!GOOD !GOOD !GOOD*

[@_Knight_]

when everyone wouldnt stop clapping and wilbur just said "STOP" i just thought of an assembelly where everyone wanted the last clap and wouldnt stop.

[@monaa7372]

4:34 WHY WAS WILBUR LIKE THAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEACHER HELP AA LMAO

[@krizi4970]

I love how the "Good" and "Bad" together sound like "God"

[@Callie_Cosmo]

Gad bood

[@pizzarolls7897]

Cosmos Code y e s

[@thatonebagel6961]

Relejoin.

[@GreatRunas]

Goad

[@theyeeterson]

"how deaf are you?" Wilbur: yes

[@denvertikky4088]

It's even funnier if you consider he can't hear the question

[@darthlynx5792]

@@denvertikky4088 I thought that's what he meant

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@Gloomy_Vieve]

"I had to explain to them that there was 8,000 people telling me to scream for money" I wonder what went through their head when Wilbur told them this-

[@alfredo2229]

It’s like a year 6 assembly where there’s always at least three kids clapping

[@averyk7]

Lmao there were those kids that always wanted to be the last one to clap when they were supposed to.

[@dazaiservicedog]

acentio me😂

[@notabot4281]

Wilbur: I made an affront to god Everyone else: what else is new

[@gmperotti]

nice

[@divinenightmare3029]

You wrote the same thing as me just changed it up a little. I don't appreciate that

[@tmpted]

Divine Nightmare you know he probably didn’t see your comment

[@divinenightmare3029]

Yeah,most likely

[@carson1179]

@@divinenightmare3029 Lmao I saw you're comment, they aren't really the same. Several people are talking about that line and adding things like this and your comment soo great minds think alike?

[@frostbiteicebow1318]

“Hi Chat, I’ve made an affront to God.” -Wilbur Soot LMAO THIS KILLED ME

[@kjc715]

We’ve got to put this on the “Wilbur Soot once said” videos.

[@frostbiteicebow1318]

@@kjc715 yes, please, I’d die laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@Toby-vm5gq]

When does he not?

[@ender__games5983]

Where in the video

[@frostbiteicebow1318]

@@ender__games5983 …Bruh. First 5 seconds

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

1:48 The user who just straight-up yelled “FUCK” in the chat because they couldn’t clap anymore is amazing 😭

[@xiisanctum4815]

8:30 "Wilbur Soot! Wilbur Soot! *W I L B U R S O O T .* "

[@ariumet_]

i fucking diednsbfjdnfksnr

[@Mikeywayz22]

😂 tysm for timing that lol

[@mani-qj3np]

Wilbah Suit.

[@alexpankratz792]

They were all merged into the chaos child we know as *we live on memes and Wilbur’s suffering* so yeah!

[@realblanket2251]

Wilbur out of context : ***I had to tell them that 8,000 people were telling me to scream for money.***

[@MatthewMilton]

Wilbur should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

[@deedee-jx3ne]

Matt Milton break their ankles

[@szorstkismuky3887]

@@MatthewMilton break their necks

[@Enkvinnasominteheterove]

Matt Milton break their jaws

[@souldestroyer1696]

Matt Milton break their balls

[@izzy1221]

WilbutSoot: If I’m too loud and annoying I’ll get kicked out of this office. Also WilburSoot: *Gives audience a chance to make noise*

[@kenai3743]

Only he can hear it

[@wikipediamagnify]

Only he can hear the demons

[@silvahedgehog]

“GOOD” “BAD”

[@achiblitz_]

*GOOD*

[@rusballerina8058]

I'm laughing at all of his jokes, I'm not sorry. They're hilarious and absolutely nothing can stop me from enjoying them thoroughly.

[@janelle2055]

“i’m gonna tell a joke and you all are gonna clap” “a man wakes into a bar...ouch” **silence** **single clap**

[@ozzie6447]

👏🏻

[@spiritavr]

👏

[@tresmariasfam40]

👏

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

!clap3

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Time stamp?

[@burrsoup]

Does his office have heating whatsoever?! He was wearing a sweatshirt, a LARGE jacket, and a beanie! Like what

[@Dylan-jw3or]

I think he mentioned it being too cold cause of the extreme air conditioning (Since it's summer).

[@Nietabs]

Yes

[@PeachDragon_]

He's a demon, he's always cold when he's in our world

[@calebflatt2139]

That's his youtube beanie

[@ollie_z]

Its been so warm in the uk

[@artistikitten]

“I had to explain that there was uh- 8000 people asking me to scream.. for money.”

[@rainallred7322]

imagine what the officers mind went tooo XDD

[@carlosemilio385]

11:33 Me watching Wilbur: 11:35 Me after finding out about the allegations:

[@sath5736]

Thats me

[@Parzivize]

Alternate title: wilbur gets interrupted by himself for 17 minutes

[@biglaffboy8077]

Ya 1 second late and I'm 2 months late

[@concernedcommenter8258]

*a u d i o j u n g l e*

[@biglaffboy8077]

a u d i o j u n g l e

[@asha4514]

*A u d i o J u n g l e*

[@sunny_dxze]

*a u d i o j u n g l e*

[@-PanPan-]

Alternative Title: "Grown man tries to calm 10,000 kids down for 17 minutes." Edit: For those who keep correcting me about it being 16:59. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@migolas8222]

*Teachers job in a nutshell*

[@IdiotN4]

Migolas Who the hell multiplied the playercount?!?

[@CarpetHater]

Wilbur is barely a child himself

[@qeedzhr]

*16 minutes and 59 seconds

[@grandtheft248]

Shit I'm 22 and I'd be doing the stuff the people are doing in chat 😂

[@Calllum]

As somebody said in chat “ this sounds like an american school”

[@AnEmu404]

Callum It also sounds like an English school I speak from experience Edit: uhoh

[@quackkith]

uhoh

[@musicwithalex6954]

Uhoh

[@GeNeG01]

Uhoh

[@haseeb9909]

Uhoh

[@ilovemikooo7749]

4:41 I love how he's trying to be serious

[@jakk1hundo553]

"We're gonna do painting! :)" "brush bru- ScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhone ScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhoneScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhoneScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhone ...DRAW DOT!"

[@joho1095]

BrUshStRoKe-InTo-MicRoPhoNe