I gave birth to my viewers and only a few died

[@booperscooper1491]

I love how the baby conspiring to kill him was put in timeout but the one who called him dumb was publicly executed

[@W_Winters_99]

Killing a great leader leaves him a martyr, but subverting his authority kills him truly and entirely

[@NikosChickenBurger]

Hi

[@NikosChickenBurger]

Not noot

[@ethanrapp6998]

Real recognizes real

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@unsie]

i love how he never explains the use of baby tokens and never uses them for anything

[@DavidPrObooMBer]

Governance. Lul

[@gravynavy516]

@Ed Winters they do tho

[@kuba_mar]

@Ed Winters Where are you from?

[@kuba_mar]

@Ed Winters Oh, in that case yeah you probably dont get to know.

[@chaoticcatartist]

What were they even supposed to be used for

[@ciddy4395]

He really took the phrase, “If I can bring you into this world, I can take you out of it.” to heart

[@Sdoesthings]

The only heart anything was taken to was a sword to his children's hearts

[@doop3500]

my favorite part is when he punched a baby into a creeper right after apologizing about leaving the baby with a zombie

[@jj02mc27]

timestamp please

[@friendlywobbly9903]

@@jj02mc27 21:16

[@tzatwar]

followed by him leaping down a hole makes that moment comedy gold

[@Savvkey]

@@tzatwar and the scream😂😂

[@tumblingartist]

“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.”

[@AWormsPurpose]

I love Charborg playing with his chat. It's really cute, they don't even feel like real people.

[@bigmonkeyshaha]

That’s because we aren’t real.

[@CharaDreemurr-9999]

We're all in Charborg's head. The accident was 20 years ago, he needs to move on.

[@boyinblue.]

@@CharaDreemurr-9999 Sometimes a patient who has experienced trauma is forever changed, it's possible he will never move on.

[@loot3647]

Charborg, please wake up, your family misses you.

[@Cognixantsy]

Wake up charborg

[@_soupy_cat_]

Even tho I was left out in the scary cold world for most of my short lived life, then given to a creeper in exchange for your safety, I still love you mother and I am still waiting for you to come and visit me in the nether. It's a little hot there, but its fine

[@tomthestone1470]

SOUPY GET OUT OF THERE, YOUR MOMMA AIN’T NEVER COMIN BACK!!!,

[@_soupy_cat_]

@@tomthestone1470 ik mother is never coming back but I cant help but hold onto the last sliver of hope, my brother

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

@@_soupy_cat_ Did mother come for you yet?

[@_soupy_cat_]

@@sugarpapaelmo2004 nope, I'm still waiting. Although I've lost hope long time ago. Me and the others have accepted our fate at this point and rn we're trying to dig our way out it's pretty tiring ngl

[@dailynoodlezz6737]

Better than the scary cold, I suppose.

[@crudcake1264]

13:20 “Thank you mother you saved my life” top 10 moments before disaster

[@Losowy]

22:06 "it's okay i can build you more"

[@beetbeetsbeets]

I got to be a baby on this stream and i missed my birth live so it was good to see. I love your ideas Charborg, it was such a fun stream. Born and died in the yellow room. Shout outs to my yellow room siblings.

[@GeneralLDS]

I missed my birth in real life

[@BalthorYT]

@@GeneralLDS It's ok, there's re-runs of it all the time, you just gotta sneak into the maternity ward it's super fun

[@GeneralLDS]

@@BalthorYT omg thanks ill do that

[@lucasgoodwin280]

Could you see out of the bots eyes?

[@christianrogers9439]

@@GeneralLDS both my parents missed mine

[@UncannyLiving]

This may sound weird but Char has the best videos to watch while eating ice cream in bed before you fall asleep, his voice is soothing and the videos are always long

[@AcherontiaStyx]

I literally do the exact same thing, I never realized this was a standard practice

[@goonily1]

I have ice cream on the way ill save the video for when it gets here

[@sunlizard9593]

You can eat ice cream in bed?! I really need to start living

[@The_Queen_Chrysalis]

I was eating ice cream for the entire video....that's nuts

[@klayman2]

oh shit i just read this while eating ice cream lmao

[@devyn.]

21:14 i like the thought of charborg punching his child, dashing to the side, and jumping straight into a hole to avoid death

[@jimbabwe3]

like those marsupials who purposefully drop their children when chased by a predator

[@zambonibob2026]

This stream was a wild ride, poor gxerman and other babies mightve felt super neglected but in all reality they were the safest. Charbo was a really....good mother...during this stream.

[@mushr--m]

the situation with gxerman was hilarious. i remember seeing all their futile cries for help in the chat

[@tripodranger7873]

charborg: builds a giant torture facility with illusionary village to trick his friends into a Saw-like gauntlet also charborg: "I don't know how to build a roof"

[@GrayTGB]

15:00 i love how it goes from 23 babies to 17 in one cut then the next cut its 14

[@JustGeetz]

“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid out by a skeleton

[@boombox12]

I'm laughing so hard man

[@amateurvacuum]

Time stamp????

[@JustGeetz]

@@amateurvacuumhad to search for a bit but 13:20

[@scorp1on104]

“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid

[@DeeDude]

@@amateurvacuum 13:21

[@detectivea2666]

21:16 he pushed the baby towards the creeper to save himself what a great mother 😀

[@aegis7370]

This was sort of like life as a hamster, if the momma gets too angry, she eats her babies

[@prometheas4089]

You don't have to be a hampster to eat your baby's

[@redeye4516]

Rabbits also do this, but if they get scared. If you're psychopathically inclined, clap your hands or something really loud around a mother rabbit and watch how fast she fucking devours her own kids. I guess the idea behind this is that rabbits reproduce really fast, so the mom can't risk dying and leaving both her and her own kids dead, so she just eats them to save resources and make new ones later. That's the best I can come up with, if not that then I have no idea why they would do that.

[@hera9668]

probably also to leave nothing for a potential predator to eat. Also, are you speaking from experience??

[@weaviler]

@@prometheas4089 yeah but it’s typically frowned upon. Not sure why

[@genericname2747]

​@@weaviler because babies are nasty. Eat adults like the rest of us

[@EmilyKayTV]

mother you cut out the part where you birthed me in the nether. dont worry i’m still waiting for you there :)

[@VelvetWxtch]

So you still waiting?

[@donutyer]

Still waiting...?

[@PalacedDoop]

still waiting............?

[@donutyer]

@@PalacedDoop Maybe he is...

[@davidomocea8776]

still waiting?

[@LargeCoke_Mediumfry]

“But also it’s sometimes fun to kill a baby recreationally” God damn

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

21:16 the best part about this is how he _pushed_ the baby *into* the creeper, and then ran away screaming.

[@8ubber]

marfoosa is the best baby I'm so glad he survived until the very end

[@boristakerman]

Bruh, where do ideas like this come from

[@cheesyboi8599]

The babies he births? I thought that was common sense.

[@the_hamburgler]

idk man, but this shit is cool

[@caldineescogroft8831]

From real life

[@Dumpling_is_here]

Ur mom

[@ridleythestrange]

He got it from ME. Yeah, I'm pretty much his best friend, we go way back. Larold and I

[@deltaunderscore_]

2:25 Bro this is extremely realistic because they made me sleep on a carpet with a towel that i brought as a blanket in Kindergarden

[@BigGayIncorporated]

right? actually realistic lol

[@ihavelargeregrets8326]

I had the same thing in daycare, I remember getting yelled at because I would never go to sleep

[@crisperstorm]

You should make this into a competition, seeing who has the least baby deaths and most baby tokens by the end of a time period

[@leox6190]

14:43 The way he nods to it is just so funny 🤣🤣

[@leox6190]

thank you kind person for liking my comment

[@mathiasdog1196]

Hands down the best part is at 21:10 when he punched his baby towards the creeper while screaming and jumping away. Poor soul of that baby.

[@dangernoodle3343]

I think the reason Char survived at 21:20 was because he already took a tick of damage from the creeper so the fall was entirely negated by the short I frames

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

The room of inmortality would be 250ms, dont think its possible

[@Sdoesthings]

Chrbrg mixing up the fun room and scary room really shows that he finds suffering fun

[@cinfdef]

It's okay the babies didn't die they simply were teleported to an adoption centre

[@Jesper-oo3sv]

13:19 "thank you mother you saved my life" *DIES* is just one of the funniest things i have seen in a while

[@hugovinicius2068]

24:03 - I laughed so hard at this after seeing "the dream move"

[@BurningPaperPlate]

Thanks charborg for giving us something that is not needed once again.

[@Rowsdow3r]

Charborg... I think of the constant weird ideas I have but mine go stagnant. You somehow have weirder ideas and make them a fudged up reality via video games. Never stop.

[@bunnybeane1666]

How do these chat in game things work? I assume the babies are just mobs that are hooked up to the chat but then what about the babies that had skins? Are those ones actual Minecraft players or are they randomly selected skins?

[@klayman2]

ones with skins are people in chat who's name is the same on minecraft. If you use the same names it will pull your skin off the servers.

[@bunnybeane1666]

@@klayman2 Ohh I see!! Thanks!

[@hodggrn]

Love Charbo vids I can binge them all the time:)

[@dyavolo9883]

Char has the situational awareness of an actual 5 year old I swear to god he just completely misses the most obvious things that are literally within his direct line of sight. I feel like sometimes this dude just takes a second to look down at his keyboard to press a button to do something.

[@Holtwizer]

This is vile. Can't wait to watch it!

[@Xxsupergamer007]

21:15 I can't stop laughing as out of fear he punches his baby and leaves it to die to a creeper lmao

[@Ton_____]

This video alone has the greatest quotes ever. Either from chat or charb

[@SarahSnow99]

Thank you for these wonderful interactive streams charborg! I was the Bob the builder baby, it was a short but fulfilling existence :')

[@DoggoLua]

Thank you rng for spawning me in. It was very fun to die in a cave in a baby explosion.

[@PizzaBadger]

Just from the thumbnail alone, I can tell this is gonna be a good video

[@VincentVanJoYT]

13:20 "thank you mother you saved my life" **dies**

[@iceiscool5547]

With some math around 55+ babies died and like 20 survived. So 1 in 3 would live til the end.. great parenting just never have kids Irl. Please

[@hope6840]

I think Charborg and ISP should collab, they have that chaotic energy

[@hope6840]

@TotallyOriginalName Haha so true, ISP was using it way earlier but i noticed it too this year

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

15:20 Chat reaction was immediate dread

[@ryanrg1545]

13:20 "Mother you saved me" skeleton: "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"

[@KickCaesar]

This stream was so fun to watch and participate in!

[@tonioriginal3215]

21:15 "sorry about that" **proceeds to push into a creeper**

[@bjhero1989]

"why so much death mother? All this place is filled with is the stench of blood and vescera" had me laughing like crazy😂😂😂😂

[@userfromspace8952]

Subscribers as a children of Charborg are really cute and funny in their roles :D

[@mrbillybobjoe0413]

13:20 the baby who died right there was literally saying thier life was saved.... then boom

[@SuperTeenSpaz]

The "im about to bust" made me cry laugh

[@RawrMeowmix23]

Not Marfoosa being one of the firstborns and still alive to the end.

[@bricore1535]

i love the part at 21:10 when the creeper came and he punched the kid and ran away

[@Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD]

first time viewer, this was not only a hilarious idea, it was very well executed. hope to see more like this!

[@j3ll]

I love how he reacted mid-talk when someone greeted him as their mother

[@Bluechief6]

13:01 that baby did a "get down mr president"

[@MaximusMuleti]

Chrbrg has the most creative interactivity eith his viewers ive ever seen. I love it.

[@tacojoesvt]

All of charborgs 3 brain cells were fighting for their lives during that hay bale mlg lol

[@329link]

"This isn't a prison it's a daycare" "Pufferfish battle royale let's go. All dissenters get executed."

[@PorQpine215]

bro said "this is pretty par for the course with little kids" and showed the timeout hole and i was immediately reminded of the oubliette lol

[@hanz9662]

This video was so much fun to watch, it made my day better. Please, please do make another episode!

[@SawBSketch]

not even 5 minutes in and he already lost one, dad of the year award goes tooo-

[@Rebar--]

GXERMAN WAS THE BEST OF THEM ALL HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT

[@sauerkids9254]

are we gonna talk about how one of the first babies said "brother i require protein powder"

[@sauerkids9254]

and "please dont touch the squid"

[@DroidRazer]

Oh charborg. The only person who can create a particle accelerator out of dead children

[@ZACKMPV79]

Nice basement you got there

[@TaruneExclusiveCat]

This is like the promise of the neverlands

[@halotroop2288]

This is the coolest plugin I've seen in a long time. And the coolest Twitch integration I've seen since GTA V Chaos Edition.

[@comedicpsychnerd]

"Idk how to build a roof" Proceeds to have a massive underground bunker

[@hailcheeze]

can we admire the fact some of you guys had such wonderful voices when you escaped your womb

[@glitz420]

Love how the fun room is the cool one to hang out in but the cool room is the fun one to hang out in

[@saliver8451]

When he says it gets better you know it gets better

[@thefailus4550]

Charborg is such a responsible parent, he would never give a baby flint and steel

[@Runnow642]

Reminder: when he found coolthulu there’s another baby RIGHT OUTSIDE and when he look outside the baby is gone and he later found a nother baby accidentally to only kill another baby and right after that got one newborn killed only to let the others eat raw chicken and then return back home to kill another one by the time that one is killed it’s 24 babies left, by the time he left the house there are 17 left

[@kydra2178]

"Thank you for saving my life mother" get's shot 2 seconds later.

[@JakeDaines]

Someone get this mom some birth control STAT!

[@nikokuma1087]

you know the video is good when right in the intro, you witness charborg who just golden experience requiem'd one of his own child

[@tupslmao]

charborg with viewers are always entertaining

[@cameronlane3567]

Baby: "thank you mother you saved my life" *instantly gets shot by a skeletons arrow*

[@bluemars5305]

23:18 epic gamer moment

[@MegaChickenfish]

This is somehow worse than the mod where you're able to put the "baby" items in furnaces and they cook into tombstones.

[@nc_silly]

I'm still waiting for my milk, mother! People from the stream will know what I mean. (Hole baby)

[@_soupy_cat_]

Holy fuck nc silly!!! Ure still in that hole??💀💀

[@eukyre]

"Thank you mother you saved my life" *GETS SHOT BY SKELETON AND DIES*

[@echolight6272]

if i had a nickel for every time charborg led chat around with a leash…

[@HorseEater]

At least fifteen centa

[@lagosaurus4638]

that guy who got shot my skeleton died while thanking you for saving their life it made me SAD

[@prestonl.2432]

Man, I need to start catching these livstreams.

[@CanItTookann]

I came to rewatch this on yt and saw myself die. Again.

[@comfirmedi]

21:39 "i knew you wouldn't kill me :)" 28 seconds later:

[@9Vemmie]

If you ever need an emerald, find a fletcher in a village. You can trade sticks for emeralds.

[@king_leviathan_]

charborg really said "if i can put you into this world i can take you out" this stream, best mother ever

[@2zen777]

Pufferfish battle royale has the energy of something you would find on interdimensional cable in rick and morty

[@biggestbirdshorts]

If he had a baby on him when he was falling that hay would be replaced with a baby💀

[@plasmak2273]

The sounds of rabbits being slaughtered as babies are birthed by a semi incompetent mommy

[@motleythewild]

That accidental hay bale save out of shear panic was the bests

[@bruh_lol3893]

Baby wants: baby token

[@bennervandian9706]

what a beautiful love a mother gives to her children

[@tdmfankiller]

Burgehboy last words were " thank you mother you saved my life." before getting sniped by a skeleton

[@HiHi-iu8gf]

13:20 "thank you mother you saved my life" lol

[@somekidyoudwouldntcarebout5335]

Sir we have complaints from the neighbors of A Scent thats Akin to Blood and Decaying Corpses. And its been rumured that Children and infants within this town have been dissapearing . mind telling us or giving us Proof that you may not be the subject?