I GET KICKED OUT OF ASDA 😳📸❌

[@SeatownFrank]

These corporation's are craaaazy! I got banned from all Asda for walking past the folk queing up not using hand sanitation upon entry but i had gloves on! ..and a tacvest! Crazy! Well done sir , nothing wrong with taking your measurement stick for a walk . Love your work bro!

[@kennethocongerskin9460]

He came, he measured, he conquered. Legend.

[@matimus100]

Oh wheelee

[@stephenowens5375]

Kicked out of Asda! Would have to drag me in first to get kicked out Reggie.

[@noelward8047]

'There are children running around' !?! Blind people could trip them over ! Insanse reaction from Karen and Ken. (Ken admits he can kick someone out because he doesn'tl ike the look of a person) ? Oh dear ASDA ... don't do a Bud Light.

[@benjackinoff5583]

Nice to see Penfold working as security in ASDA.

[@ronmccullock1407]

You know him

[@Thetoxictiger1980]

Should have measured them up for how expensive the food prices are lol... Nice one Reggie 👊

[@gazookerman1328]

The covid debacle has empowered these supermarket workers...Now, they are always right and not the customer...Things have definitley changed for the worse...

[@imconfused1237]

Not really. Shops are much better without the ‘customer is always right’ entitlement.

[@Flubbydubbydoodoo]

Correct. It’s Covid and the irrational fear of terrorism. Until 9/11, there were very few restrictions on things. Remember the IRA threat, there were almost no restrictions on freedom. The cops wouldn’t bail you up for taking photos or using a trundle wheel. Now everyone is scared and the lower level staff make up all sorts invalid rules, and bosses are too scared to contradict or correct them.

[@eliz9369]

I agree. It ruined lots of things. People really surprised me as they did everything they were ordered to do (whilst those in charge were partying). Do you remember when people had to walk one way down supermarket isles? Absolutely bonkers.

[@sharpeipink123]

100% Mini "insane! Bullshitters/Tyrants in the making!!

[@eliz9369]

@@JamieSaunders-en4gg Good on you 😁

[@doOf3r]

It's an Emotional Support Wheel, not using it would cause immeasurable psychological damage.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Another "Made To Measure" audit! My compliments!!!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Thankyou!!

[@nicktheviking299]

Attach the wheel to a shopping trolly , that will stump them

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Good idea.

[@stuartwalker16]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fintanb8413]

And learn to speak in Welsh

[@stephenowens5375]

I'd be tempted to get a laser measure myself, strapped to the trolley. I take my hobbies far too seriously though 😁✌️

[@lunevalleyparanormal]

I’d attach the wheel to a White Stick or a Labrador 😂 If you do use the self checkout stick a bag for life over the camera 👍🏻 😂

[@goodyeoman4534]

My sympathies to anyone who has to work at Asda or any of these supermarket giants.

[@sharpeipink123]

Spot on ASDA are an embarrassment to Humanity and epitomise Humanity's brainwashed stupidity!!! Its really embarrassing how thick they ALL are!!!

[@lilhazey1128]

I done 4 weeks at tesco over xmas. Literally treated like sh*t and told oh btw as of tomorrow you’re not being kept on! No 4 weeks nothing!

[@ianminard9481]

Cut supermarkets out go straight to farmer,

[@Angel-Adramelech]

Security guard who decides who can come in depending on how a person looks or how he feels, and he's so thick he's actually proud of his tyrannical behaviour. What a brilliant example of the utter madness that surrounds us all these days 👍

[@MrWalbudri]

Measuring .. writting notes ..walking. breathing ....all illegal 😅😅😅😅😅

[@wolvoman1]

There is no difference in a 'hazard' of a large trolley on wheels, a walking stick or crutches, or even a person with an assistance dog. You had a valid argument regarding if you had a white stick because you are partially sighted, discrimination. As for the security fool who says he can and has asked people to leave the store for no reason just because he wants too, an extended training course is needed for this fool, or termination of his employment, he shouldn't be allowed to discriminate as to who he doesn't like the look of without giving a good reason.

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

He admitted he puts people out because he didn't like the look of them 😮😮

[@idunnobruxx2074]

This company, and people like this fool would of been the same type of person who wouldn't of allowed Jews into their premises back in the day. Their grand parents will be turning in their grave knowing their family had turned into what they once fought against and their young lives lost.

[@happydace6991]

"would you like a bigger desk ? " 😂😂😂 You're my kind of tw@t Reggie 😆👍🍻

[@markossmith8786]

Post covid everyone loves following their precious rules 😷🙄🐑

[@leavemyrightsalone]

Cancer cells are anaerobic - they thrive in a condition of reduced oxygen.

[@gaggymott9159]

I called into my local Asda not less than a hour ago. The staff were all running around with fleeces and hi-viz's emblazoned with the slogan 'I'M HAPPY TO HELP!' A more MISERABLE bunch of special needs cnuts, I have yet to meet! I said to the woman scanning my shopping 'Isn't that a beautiful day out there? Sunny, warm and putting a smile on everyone's face!' She replied 'Aye....' Happy to help, my hole! It's back to Lidl for me! 🤣👍

[@lynnedavies5884]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldseadogcb3130]

🤣All these "big shop" staff are now fully trained in "Copsplaining BS" hey Reggie👍Good disclosure of stupid rules and company policies though still giving us all a damn good giggle at their expense🤣 🎸Rock On Reggie🎸

[@daytona1212]

Brilliant, Reggie. Why are these people so upset about a frigging measuringwheel? One would think they are looking for problems.

[@davidjones532]

I am surprised they knew what a fit bit is 😂😂😂😂

[@beachlife2968]

Should use the measuring carbon footprint angle on them. No one dare go against that.

[@dezk6292]

You need to take your piece of Perspex there and tell them you just window shopping. Loving your work Reggie 👍

[@jamesrawson6659]

What's the difference pushing your measuring stick and the sizes of Asda trolleys. Are they thick or what. Good vid.

[@richardleonard7479]

we can see how far you have come big up Reggie 📏📐🤣

[@geodun]

Reggie used the wheel to see how far he had come. ASDA thought he went too far.

[@thehouseholder5468]

You gangster reggie ❤😂😂😂

[@Nickle314]

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at ASDAs too.

[@sinopulence]

Asda's customer service really has gone down hill last 5 years.

[@tatsnneeps341]

All the miserable coffin dodgers they employ 😂

[@rewmitchell5020]

Hahaha gold. Also, I couldn't believe it was 29 metres either.

[@g.j.armstrong5119]

"would you like a bigger desk" LOL

[@wanderingwilliam5031]

Good to see Jabba the hutt found employment as an ASDA security guard after Star wars ended.

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

METRIC, I give you METRIC! You should be arrested and taken to the YARD. From there to the IMPERIAL courts. Whereupon the Judge should show no leniency, not an INCH of it !

[@toadhall1951]

Yeah... but who will FOOT the bill? It will cost you ten POUNDS... but you might get a reduction if you're PINT sized. I think I'd better stop now, or you will think I'm STONEd.

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

@@toadhall1951 He will upset the wrong person one day and end up with TWO ACRES !

[@groovedodger]

Thats the long and the short of it.

[@martinDynamique]

After 17 years as a supermarket store manager I find this video both hilarious and terribly troubling! we measure everything, how longs the queue, how fast are the operators scanning, how many customers are using the self scans, how many customers have a loyalty card, how long did it take to unload the lorry, how many cases of stock did the assistant put out an hour... its endless, measures after measures, yet they are offended by a customer with a measuring wheel causing no harm? - I would be disgusted if my team behaved like that. in fact I'm compelled to go in on my day off in a wig and try it out!

[@markossmith8786]

12:44 a lady nearly got into the back of Reggie - oooh matron 😆

[@samabrahams7687]

That security gaurd was a alright chap . Good video these. Not aggressive but also funny . 😂

[@probablecausetocheckhard-drive]

Best in the game Reggie love it. Wish you'd of taken the clipboard out... do you want me to put a request in for a bigger desk,🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying...Reg you are 🤪

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

There should be a sign "no measuring" if they dont like measuring wheels 😊

[@CCopperpot169]

It would be even more hilarious if you were wearing a Tesco uniform and told the staff it’s being bought out by Tesco’s and your measuring up 😮

[@bluemoose09]

We’ll done Reg, that one tickled me 😂

[@northernaudits]

The measuring stick is my favourite. It really triggers people because they are so nosey and suspicious 😂 what is he measuring for....😂 and how childish does it sound "you cant measure here sir" 😂😂😂😂

[@ReggiePhoto]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gtthompson5818]

Love the Fitbit comparison!!

[@TemporaryName80]

You're skating a fine line Reggie... Sooner or later you'll be looking at the serious charge of Aggravated MWOL. Measuring WithOut a Licence. You don't want that on your record Reg, be careful mate 😜

[@PK-dt3xf]

They can ask anyone to leave, they don’t need a reason, however, if the reason is based on any of the nine protected characteristics, then you could take legal action for discrimination. You mentioned ADHD they weren’t interested. I don’t know why these jobsworths make their lives harder by creating more work for themselves, instead of just leaving you to go about your business. Shopping trolley are much more likely to cause an injury than a trundle wheel.

[@RECALLAUDITS]

13:10 "if a child falls over it" ...what is this woman on? More chances a child making contact wirh a trolley, products falling on them, walking into those stools the staff leave laying about. The ridiculousness of her reason to get you out.

[@johnparry937]

Excellent Reg, just goes to show what a crazy world we live in!

[@johnparry937]

Thanks for the like.

[@ReggiePhoto]

It sure is

[@tonnaboy10]

“Some people use Fitbits, I prefer to use these” 😂

[@Ruben-ni7zq]

I best not go to Asda any time soon. Suffered a broken foot and I guess they’ll ban my crutch in case small kids trip over it……🤷‍♂

[@IBIZABIKE]

strap two measuring wheels together with a bag in between and it is a shopping trolly

[@rockbun3985]

😂😂😂 brilliant. Very funny 😂😂😂

[@stellahead]

buy one of those kiddies shopping trollies and adapt it with the measuring device and take it under cover :)

[@asranshahban4977]

Poor Reggie was just in there Measuring up the competition.

[@wagner251]

The wig, the hat ,and the wheel of death ! what a combo ! 😂

[@DaleSteel]

You've got to have reason to kick someone out otherwise it then becomes discrimination and that is illegal

[@bluepurgatory2927]

No it is not. Only becomes illegal if you discriminate if they are from a group protected and then it would have to be direct discrimination.

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Wrong.

[@DaleSteel]

@@JoeyRhubarb definitely not

[@JoeyRhubarb]

@@DaleSteel Completely wrong, go and look it up.

[@DaleSteel]

@J Rhubarb I'm.totally right you go learn the law

[@karenbaker7168]

Your trundle wheel creates some of your finest interactions.

[@dfmedia007]

Class Reggie lad🤣🤣🤣

[@juvix40]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️the world has gone crazy 😜 cheers for the belly laugh Reggie 💯✊🏾

[@MorrisseysMonkey]

It's a badge of honour getting booted out of ASDA. I was shown the door for wearing winklepickers in Tesco.

[@justchris123]

6:08 that’s what my mrs keeps saying to me 😂😜

[@nigelcarren]

My favourite! 'Rollin' rollin' rollin' 👍🏆♥️

[@tankthelord1178]

You are not the only one Reggie - join the 'getting kicked out of ASDA club in Carlisle' I got kicked out of the one on London Road though - happy days.

[@tonyross7376]

Reggie lad 🤜👍 that was class bro

[@George_in_Howden]

Should have told them it was a dual-purpose walking stick and measuring aid for your bad knee.

[@adiohead]

What's the difference between pushing a measuring stick around Asda and a trolly?

[@SwampieMusic]

One is used to shop and explainable should an accident occur and the other not. It isn't rocket science.

[@ReggiePhoto]

🤣 there's always one to answer it 🙄

[@danielgardecki1046]

@@SwampieMusic One is very safe = The measuring stick. One is not that safe = The Asda trolley. Co-op have the safest trolleys by a mile, as the go exactly where you want them to go. Morrisons have the second best trolleys. Tesco next. And Asda last. Why are Asda trolleys unsafe? Because they have trackers around the wheels, which make them go in random directions occasionally, when they catch on the wheels.

[@QQ_241]

You know what Reggie I bloody love you, I don't think many people will fully appreciate that you come across as a total loon but you actually show people up for the absolute lunatics they ignorantly are. It's pure genius.

[@ReggiePhoto]

👍🙏👊

[@QQ_241]

@@ReggiePhoto I am going to wind some people up and steal your notebook idea. I love that. There are some people around here that could do with a dose of that. That is the one thing I can't get my head round, how people have become so paranoid you can't stand in the street with a pen and paper without it making peoples little compliance heads explode. My local Co-op seem to think they have some control over me leaving my German Sheppard outside their door off the lead, I want to see what they think of me drawing him stood their too.

[@Jayfive276]

Except they know the guy is there doing it just to get a rise out of people so he can put it on KZbin. How can any of you complain when all these self-appointed “auditors” are so very obviously acting in bad faith. If you can’t go even a day without some staff member coming up to you it’s not they who are the common denominator. But then you all know that already, it’s just about making money from KZbin content and merch.

[@QQ_241]

@@Jayfive276 You said "Except they know the guy is there doing it just to get a rise out of people so he can put it on KZbin." .....and yet they still feed the trolls. I am sure the problem of the Police being too busy feeding the trolls to attend burglary victims is all the trolls fault too? It always makes me laugh when the brainwashed sheeple chip in like this. Soliciting a response is nothing new. Undercover Boss, mystery shoppers, bait cars, pen testers. Nobody should be poorly treated regardless of how they receive that treatment. But then people like you like to victim blame rather than engage your brain. I suppose rape victims bring it on themselves too? What makes you assume I am an auditor or that I get approached everyday by brainwashed morons?

[@emmawhite9591]

😂 How ridiculous of asda! The workers stomachs stick out more than that wheel 😅

[@volestoat]

Im living in terror. Terror from that security guard

[@johnkelly9463]

Reggio you are a rare breed. 😅😂

[@davidsheridan1699]

You had the measure of them Reggie 😂

[@libertine7747]

Extension of me arm 😂😂😂😂

[@LarryBees]

The right to measure . Not allowed . 😂😂👍👍

[@Bubblesbubble-m7p]

Yeah, a big corporate company like Asda, definitely wouldn't want people wandering around the supermarket

[@pancocrumbs]

Mr Pastry enjoying flexing the only power he possesses in the world.

[@troywee4774]

reggie you should get one of those stuffed dogs on the solid leash and tell them its your emotional support animal!! cheers. :)

[@derrick9635]

Im measuring for myself 😅😅😅.reggie strikes again .

[@davidsmith-uo7lj]

That's what happens when you don't slap your hip on the way in REGGIE 😅😂

[@MC-ue2re]

That Asda supervisor had alot to say regarding just getting a sandwich and a drink didnt she lol 😂

[@stevedawg9588]

So, if i walk around with a trolley, someone bumps me from behind, everyone with a trolley gets kicked out?

[@RAW-AUDITS22]

😂 THE WHEEL

[@manc2166]

‘Reggie’ give him an inch and he’ll take a Yard, or two. 😊

[@gerrardalonsosmicer]

can we have some more measuring videos this was comedy gold

[@marcoxlong2655]

My god although these vids are a fukin good laugh, the ignorance with people in employment who think they can dictate to the PAYING CUSTOMERS is getting worse

[@EnglishVeteran]

I never wore a Muzzle ever,obviously. Asda and Tesco were the best Sport!!

[@susiesunshine5444]

Why doesn’t it look good walking around with it? And why can they ask anyone to leave without reason? I love these videos Reggie because they really do highlight the fact that we are not a free country are we!! ❤ xx

[@asef698]

A trolley is 3 times the length 😂

[@al3k]

Yup. This one was very good.. Pure and clearly deliberated evidence of complete idiocracy... "Let's agree to just be stupid, please sir? It looks better that way."

[@eddiedownunder9881]

GOLD , how you keep it going cracks me up. There both lost at whats going on.

[@MP-Media]

She has a good point about children running around.... They're the ones she should be telling to get out. My child never had the freedom to run about in stores

[@darkscott1971]

As long as you’re not holding a Samurai Sword or M16 or measuring device you’re not a threat 😂

[@sinopulence]

Im buying my measuring wheel Reggie. As an autistic i would love to take part in this activity.

[@benjijack22]

Reggie Baby! The Wig and the Wheel let loose in ASDA so funny - Security Guy Bless getting his ear chewed off by some MUPPET of a Manager! In the mewan time staff worried about the wheel while trolleys full of freebies probably walking out the store! lol you could not write this! THE WHEEL CAUSING CHAOS!! LOVE IT! 15,000 views of ASDA doing their bit, Security talking rubbish silly man! - Love It Reggie puts ASDA to the test they FAIL WITH 15,000 VIEWS SO FAR! - Stay Safe - PINAC!

[@Flubbydubbydoodoo]

For your next one, buy some snorkeling goggles to wear, and claim that it’s the new Apple VR/AR headset, and start waving your arms about as though you’re doing stuff on the screen!😀 I’m sure you could pull that off Reggie.😀😀

[@CCopperpot169]

That would be awesome lol 😂

[@richardpaquette8429]

...it's an extension of your arm. 🤣🤣

[@atfaithvalue]

Comedy gold. How the hell do you keep a straight face?🤣

[@sinopulence]

These people are actually discriminating against autism.

[@lint8391]

Discrimination on the grounds of you having ADHD and them not tolerating your medical condition. It's also one where there may well be an undisclosed obsessive (medical) condition that would lead someone to walking with a measuring stick - which they are discriminating against. Someone on the autism spectrum may also well be the sort that would walk around with a measuring stick. The trip hazard stuff was complete illogical emotional nonsense. And that right there is the epitomy of unprofessional behaviour by the staff at that store. Enforcing rules that they've made up on the spot on the basis of their personal feelings and lack of tolerance. The anti discrimination laws are designed to stop Nazi (1930's) style intolerance and denial of service on the basis of sexual preference, gender, religious views, medical conditions. And what we had here was a 1930's Germany style denial of service on the basis of an apparent combination of medical conditions.

[@julianchamberlain5399]

Crazy. Discrimination against behaviour they don't understand even though you're doing no harm whatsoever.

[@graemedavidson499]

They thought you were off your trolley but you got the measure of them….

[@rogerkangaroo6118]

"You're getting in the way of the customers, you will have to leave" Elderly couple with trolley each and a big stick get in Reggies way as he tries to leave. Maybe that was why the security alarm starting beeping. The elderly couple were getting taken down by security.

[@ishogunronin6626]

it makes you wonder why security is so disconnected from the checkouts being all the way in the corner and out the way. it seems pretty good for shoplifters. huge structural problems with the store.

[@neilhatton6018]

The old trundle wheel guys! Crazy!