I GET KICKED OUT OF ASDA 😳📸❌

[@SeatownFrank]

These corporation's are craaaazy! I got banned from all Asda for walking past the folk queing up not using hand sanitation upon entry but i had gloves on! ..and a tacvest! Crazy! Well done sir , nothing wrong with taking your measurement stick for a walk . Love your work bro!

[@kennethocongerskin9460]

He came, he measured, he conquered. Legend.

[@matimus100]

Oh wheelee

[@noelward8047]

'There are children running around' !?! Blind people could trip them over ! Insanse reaction from Karen and Ken. (Ken admits he can kick someone out because he doesn'tl ike the look of a person) ? Oh dear ASDA ... don't do a Bud Light.

[@stephenowens5375]

Kicked out of Asda! Would have to drag me in first to get kicked out Reggie.

[@gazookerman1328]

The covid debacle has empowered these supermarket workers...Now, they are always right and not the customer...Things have definitley changed for the worse...

[@imconfused1237]

Not really. Shops are much better without the ‘customer is always right’ entitlement.

[@Flubbydubbydoodoo]

Correct. It’s Covid and the irrational fear of terrorism. Until 9/11, there were very few restrictions on things. Remember the IRA threat, there were almost no restrictions on freedom. The cops wouldn’t bail you up for taking photos or using a trundle wheel. Now everyone is scared and the lower level staff make up all sorts invalid rules, and bosses are too scared to contradict or correct them.

[@eliz9369]

I agree. It ruined lots of things. People really surprised me as they did everything they were ordered to do (whilst those in charge were partying). Do you remember when people had to walk one way down supermarket isles? Absolutely bonkers.

[@sharpeipink123]

100% Mini "insane! Bullshitters/Tyrants in the making!!

[@eliz9369]

@@JamieSaunders-en4gg Good on you 😁

[@nicktheviking299]

Attach the wheel to a shopping trolly , that will stump them

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Good idea.

[@stuartwalker16]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fintanb8413]

And learn to speak in Welsh

[@stephenowens5375]

I'd be tempted to get a laser measure myself, strapped to the trolley. I take my hobbies far too seriously though 😁✌️

[@lunevalleyparanormal]

I’d attach the wheel to a White Stick or a Labrador 😂 If you do use the self checkout stick a bag for life over the camera 👍🏻 😂

[@benjackinoff5583]

Nice to see Penfold working as security in ASDA.

[@ronmccullock1407]

You know him

[@doOf3r]

It's an Emotional Support Wheel, not using it would cause immeasurable psychological damage.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Another "Made To Measure" audit! My compliments!!!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Thankyou!!

[@wolvoman1]

There is no difference in a 'hazard' of a large trolley on wheels, a walking stick or crutches, or even a person with an assistance dog. You had a valid argument regarding if you had a white stick because you are partially sighted, discrimination. As for the security fool who says he can and has asked people to leave the store for no reason just because he wants too, an extended training course is needed for this fool, or termination of his employment, he shouldn't be allowed to discriminate as to who he doesn't like the look of without giving a good reason.

[@Thetoxictiger1980]

Should have measured them up for how expensive the food prices are lol... Nice one Reggie 👊

[@Angel-Adramelech]

Security guard who decides who can come in depending on how a person looks or how he feels, and he's so thick he's actually proud of his tyrannical behaviour. What a brilliant example of the utter madness that surrounds us all these days 👍

[@goodyeoman4534]

My sympathies to anyone who has to work at Asda or any of these supermarket giants.

[@sharpeipink123]

Spot on ASDA are an embarrassment to Humanity and epitomise Humanity's brainwashed stupidity!!! Its really embarrassing how thick they ALL are!!!

[@lilhazey1128]

I done 4 weeks at tesco over xmas. Literally treated like sh*t and told oh btw as of tomorrow you’re not being kept on! No 4 weeks nothing!

[@ianminard9481]

Cut supermarkets out go straight to farmer,

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

He admitted he puts people out because he didn't like the look of them 😮😮

[@idunnobruxx2074]

This company, and people like this fool would of been the same type of person who wouldn't of allowed Jews into their premises back in the day. Their grand parents will be turning in their grave knowing their family had turned into what they once fought against and their young lives lost.

[@daytona1212]

Brilliant, Reggie. Why are these people so upset about a frigging measuringwheel? One would think they are looking for problems.

[@MrWalbudri]

Measuring .. writting notes ..walking. breathing ....all illegal 😅😅😅😅😅

[@greatlambrini8722]

Making comments on YT not allowed. 😂

[@davidjones532]

I am surprised they knew what a fit bit is 😂😂😂😂

[@Nickle314]

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at ASDAs too.

[@martinDynamique]

After 17 years as a supermarket store manager I find this video both hilarious and terribly troubling! we measure everything, how longs the queue, how fast are the operators scanning, how many customers are using the self scans, how many customers have a loyalty card, how long did it take to unload the lorry, how many cases of stock did the assistant put out an hour... its endless, measures after measures, yet they are offended by a customer with a measuring wheel causing no harm? - I would be disgusted if my team behaved like that. in fact I'm compelled to go in on my day off in a wig and try it out!

[@oldseadogcb3130]

🤣All these "big shop" staff are now fully trained in "Copsplaining BS" hey Reggie👍Good disclosure of stupid rules and company policies though still giving us all a damn good giggle at their expense🤣 🎸Rock On Reggie🎸

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

METRIC, I give you METRIC! You should be arrested and taken to the YARD. From there to the IMPERIAL courts. Whereupon the Judge should show no leniency, not an INCH of it !

[@toadhall1951]

Yeah... but who will FOOT the bill? It will cost you ten POUNDS... but you might get a reduction if you're PINT sized. I think I'd better stop now, or you will think I'm STONEd.

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

@@toadhall1951 He will upset the wrong person one day and end up with TWO ACRES !

[@groovedodger]

Thats the long and the short of it.

[@gaggymott9159]

I called into my local Asda not less than a hour ago. The staff were all running around with fleeces and hi-viz's emblazoned with the slogan 'I'M HAPPY TO HELP!' A more MISERABLE bunch of special needs cnuts, I have yet to meet! I said to the woman scanning my shopping 'Isn't that a beautiful day out there? Sunny, warm and putting a smile on everyone's face!' She replied 'Aye....' Happy to help, my hole! It's back to Lidl for me! 🤣👍

[@lynnedavies5884]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beachlife2968]

Should use the measuring carbon footprint angle on them. No one dare go against that.

[@sinopulence]

Asda's customer service really has gone down hill last 5 years.

[@tatsnneeps341]

All the miserable coffin dodgers they employ 😂

[@ishogunronin6626]

it makes you wonder why security is so disconnected from the checkouts being all the way in the corner and out the way. it seems pretty good for shoplifters. huge structural problems with the store.

[@RECALLAUDITS]

13:10 "if a child falls over it" ...what is this woman on? More chances a child making contact wirh a trolley, products falling on them, walking into those stools the staff leave laying about. The ridiculousness of her reason to get you out.

[@markossmith8786]

Post covid everyone loves following their precious rules 😷🙄🐑

[@leavemyrightsalone]

Cancer cells are anaerobic - they thrive in a condition of reduced oxygen.

[@happydace6991]

"would you like a bigger desk ? " 😂😂😂 You're my kind of tw@t Reggie 😆👍🍻

[@dezk6292]

You need to take your piece of Perspex there and tell them you just window shopping. Loving your work Reggie 👍

[@richardleonard7479]

we can see how far you have come big up Reggie 📏📐🤣

[@geodun]

Reggie used the wheel to see how far he had come. ASDA thought he went too far.

[@wanderingwilliam5031]

Good to see Jabba the hutt found employment as an ASDA security guard after Star wars ended.

[@volestoat]

Im living in terror. Terror from that security guard

[@jamesrawson6659]

What's the difference pushing your measuring stick and the sizes of Asda trolleys. Are they thick or what. Good vid.

[@adiohead]

What's the difference between pushing a measuring stick around Asda and a trolly?

[@SwampieMusic]

One is used to shop and explainable should an accident occur and the other not. It isn't rocket science.

[@ReggiePhoto]

🤣 there's always one to answer it 🙄

[@danielgardecki1046]

@@SwampieMusic One is very safe = The measuring stick. One is not that safe = The Asda trolley. Co-op have the safest trolleys by a mile, as the go exactly where you want them to go. Morrisons have the second best trolleys. Tesco next. And Asda last. Why are Asda trolleys unsafe? Because they have trackers around the wheels, which make them go in random directions occasionally, when they catch on the wheels.

[@thehouseholder5468]

You gangster reggie ❤😂😂😂

[@bluemoose09]

We’ll done Reg, that one tickled me 😂

[@gtthompson5818]

Love the Fitbit comparison!!

[@PK-dt3xf]

They can ask anyone to leave, they don’t need a reason, however, if the reason is based on any of the nine protected characteristics, then you could take legal action for discrimination. You mentioned ADHD they weren’t interested. I don’t know why these jobsworths make their lives harder by creating more work for themselves, instead of just leaving you to go about your business. Shopping trolley are much more likely to cause an injury than a trundle wheel.

[@IBIZABIKE]

strap two measuring wheels together with a bag in between and it is a shopping trolly

[@DaleSteel]

You've got to have reason to kick someone out otherwise it then becomes discrimination and that is illegal

[@bluepurgatory2927]

No it is not. Only becomes illegal if you discriminate if they are from a group protected and then it would have to be direct discrimination.

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Wrong.

[@DaleSteel]

@@JoeyRhubarb definitely not

[@JoeyRhubarb]

@@DaleSteel Completely wrong, go and look it up.

[@DaleSteel]

@J Rhubarb I'm.totally right you go learn the law

[@johnparry937]

Excellent Reg, just goes to show what a crazy world we live in!

[@johnparry937]

Thanks for the like.

[@ReggiePhoto]

It sure is

[@asranshahban4977]

Poor Reggie was just in there Measuring up the competition.

[@g.j.armstrong5119]

"would you like a bigger desk" LOL

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

There should be a sign "no measuring" if they dont like measuring wheels 😊

[@stevedawg9588]

So, if i walk around with a trolley, someone bumps me from behind, everyone with a trolley gets kicked out?

[@sam7687-i9b]

That security gaurd was a alright chap . Good video these. Not aggressive but also funny . 😂

[@CCopperpot169]

It would be even more hilarious if you were wearing a Tesco uniform and told the staff it’s being bought out by Tesco’s and your measuring up 😮

[@justchris123]

6:08 that’s what my mrs keeps saying to me 😂😜

[@QQ_241]

You know what Reggie I bloody love you, I don't think many people will fully appreciate that you come across as a total loon but you actually show people up for the absolute lunatics they ignorantly are. It's pure genius.

[@ReggiePhoto]

👍🙏👊

[@QQ_241]

@@ReggiePhoto I am going to wind some people up and steal your notebook idea. I love that. There are some people around here that could do with a dose of that. That is the one thing I can't get my head round, how people have become so paranoid you can't stand in the street with a pen and paper without it making peoples little compliance heads explode. My local Co-op seem to think they have some control over me leaving my German Sheppard outside their door off the lead, I want to see what they think of me drawing him stood their too.

[@Jayfive276]

Except they know the guy is there doing it just to get a rise out of people so he can put it on KZbin. How can any of you complain when all these self-appointed “auditors” are so very obviously acting in bad faith. If you can’t go even a day without some staff member coming up to you it’s not they who are the common denominator. But then you all know that already, it’s just about making money from KZbin content and merch.

[@QQ_241]

@@Jayfive276 You said "Except they know the guy is there doing it just to get a rise out of people so he can put it on KZbin." .....and yet they still feed the trolls. I am sure the problem of the Police being too busy feeding the trolls to attend burglary victims is all the trolls fault too? It always makes me laugh when the brainwashed sheeple chip in like this. Soliciting a response is nothing new. Undercover Boss, mystery shoppers, bait cars, pen testers. Nobody should be poorly treated regardless of how they receive that treatment. But then people like you like to victim blame rather than engage your brain. I suppose rape victims bring it on themselves too? What makes you assume I am an auditor or that I get approached everyday by brainwashed morons?

[@karenbaker7168]

Your trundle wheel creates some of your finest interactions.

[@dfmedia007]

Class Reggie lad🤣🤣🤣

[@Ruben-ni7zq]

I best not go to Asda any time soon. Suffered a broken foot and I guess they’ll ban my crutch in case small kids trip over it……🤷‍♂

[@rockbun3985]

😂😂😂 brilliant. Very funny 😂😂😂

[@johnmay7675]

If you measure 5 metres going forward, is it the same distance if you go in reverse ?. Or is it a forward measuring tool only. Maybe a reversible one costs more. I prefer blue ones myself, and ones that play a tune when you're using them 😊

[@Nickle314]

One with tunes but looks professional would be very very funny. Particularly if you could change the tune. One for walking around, one when you are escorted out the building etc.

[@Nickle314]

@@ElliHarper Exactly. Storm trooper march is one for when you are escorted out. Or the music from the German in the Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines. Or a funeral march. Don't you want me - human league. ...

[@johnborton366]

Benny Hill tune for when you are measuring quickly....

[@TheGrimReaper1]

Candid Camera?

[@markossmith8786]

12:44 a lady nearly got into the back of Reggie - oooh matron 😆

[@lint8391]

Discrimination on the grounds of you having ADHD and them not tolerating your medical condition. It's also one where there may well be an undisclosed obsessive (medical) condition that would lead someone to walking with a measuring stick - which they are discriminating against. Someone on the autism spectrum may also well be the sort that would walk around with a measuring stick. The trip hazard stuff was complete illogical emotional nonsense. And that right there is the epitomy of unprofessional behaviour by the staff at that store. Enforcing rules that they've made up on the spot on the basis of their personal feelings and lack of tolerance. The anti discrimination laws are designed to stop Nazi (1930's) style intolerance and denial of service on the basis of sexual preference, gender, religious views, medical conditions. And what we had here was a 1930's Germany style denial of service on the basis of an apparent combination of medical conditions.

[@northernaudits]

The measuring stick is my favourite. It really triggers people because they are so nosey and suspicious 😂 what is he measuring for....😂 and how childish does it sound "you cant measure here sir" 😂😂😂😂

[@ReggiePhoto]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rewmitchell5020]

Hahaha gold. Also, I couldn't believe it was 29 metres either.

[@asef698]

A trolley is 3 times the length 😂

[@Bubblesbubble-m7p]

Yeah, a big corporate company like Asda, definitely wouldn't want people wandering around the supermarket

[@probablecausetocheckhard-drive]

Best in the game Reggie love it. Wish you'd of taken the clipboard out... do you want me to put a request in for a bigger desk,🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying...Reg you are 🤪

[@MorrisseysMonkey]

It's a badge of honour getting booted out of ASDA. I was shown the door for wearing winklepickers in Tesco.

[@susiesunshine5444]

Why doesn’t it look good walking around with it? And why can they ask anyone to leave without reason? I love these videos Reggie because they really do highlight the fact that we are not a free country are we!! ❤ xx

[@TemporaryName80]

You're skating a fine line Reggie... Sooner or later you'll be looking at the serious charge of Aggravated MWOL. Measuring WithOut a Licence. You don't want that on your record Reg, be careful mate 😜

[@wagner251]

The wig, the hat ,and the wheel of death ! what a combo ! 😂

[@wladniem]

Well done with this one Reggie what about mobility scooters? I was nearly ran over with a scooter inside TESCO last year

[@gerrardalonsosmicer]

can we have some more measuring videos this was comedy gold

[@robertTmojo]

It is a matter of fact that the use of a measuring wheel throughout our kingdom without let or hindrance is enshrined in law. William the conqueror in 1069 made this so. In addition the unfettered public or private display of an inflatable pig bladder is also enshrined in the constitution.

[@libertine7747]

Extension of me arm 😂😂😂😂

[@richrichie378]

The most troubling thing is the guy who said he chuck anyone out for no reason, then goes on to agree, even if he doesn't like the look of someone. How can a massive superstore endorse that policy. I would put a big sign up stating that in the entrance to ASDA so it's known to the public and then see, how people choose not to like the look of ASDA and go elsewhere.

[@nigelcarren]

My favourite! 'Rollin' rollin' rollin' 👍🏆♥️

[@EnglishVeteran]

I never wore a Muzzle ever,obviously. Asda and Tesco were the best Sport!!

[@davewhittles]

i hate self checkouts its a pain if your buying beer

[@toadhall1951]

Best drink it all while you're in the store.

[@stellahead]

buy one of those kiddies shopping trollies and adapt it with the measuring device and take it under cover :)

[@troywee4774]

reggie you should get one of those stuffed dogs on the solid leash and tell them its your emotional support animal!! cheers. :)

[@juvix40]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️the world has gone crazy 😜 cheers for the belly laugh Reggie 💯✊🏾

[@tonnaboy10]

“Some people use Fitbits, I prefer to use these” 😂

[@themysterybidder5036]

You've got more chance of bumping into staff collecting home deliveries with their crates than a measuring wheel!

[@George_in_Howden]

Should have told them it was a dual-purpose walking stick and measuring aid for your bad knee.

[@tonyross7376]

Reggie lad 🤜👍 that was class bro

[@BudgieFan101]

Gets the sack for saying "Bullshit".

[@atfaithvalue]

Comedy gold. How the hell do you keep a straight face?🤣

[@corleth2868]

Lol there are people pushing trolleys all over the shop, how is a measuring wheel getting in the way?

[@robertTmojo]

Poor lass and possibly gentleman with obesity at 10:28 could perhaps benefit from a Fitbit or perhaps a measuring wheel.

[@rogerkangaroo6118]

Is this an old video or are they getting ready for next Easter already?

[@sinopulence]

These people are actually discriminating against autism.

[@tankthelord1178]

You are not the only one Reggie - join the 'getting kicked out of ASDA club in Carlisle' I got kicked out of the one on London Road though - happy days.

[@andyscouse4090]

It's a pity that it wasn't Tesco's then you Could claim "well every little helps".🇬🇧

[@pancocrumbs]

Mr Pastry enjoying flexing the only power he possesses in the world.

[@LarryBees]

The right to measure . Not allowed . 😂😂👍👍

[@davidsmith-uo7lj]

That's what happens when you don't slap your hip on the way in REGGIE 😅😂

[@blobrana8515]

Why would they treat a member of the public in such a rude way? Do ASDA think they can discriminate anyone in such a disgraceful way?

[@blobrana8515]

If ASDA discriminates against blind people or old people with walking sticks or against anyone that they deem as unworthy to shop there is against the law.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

12:00 Oh dear, the security guard just opened up ASDA to a huge amount of hassle for saying that he can make up he rules on the fly and as he wants to fir whatever personal reasons. So he is admitting that he ignores Tesco policy which us designed to be fair and equitable to all customers.

[@imconfused1237]

A little known fact is that the cameras on the tills are NOT actually recording 😂

[@MP-Media]

She has a good point about children running around.... They're the ones she should be telling to get out. My child never had the freedom to run about in stores

[@emmawhite9591]

😂 How ridiculous of asda! The workers stomachs stick out more than that wheel 😅

[@barryashworth8762]

When was this one from Reggie, ? the Trees are Bare

[@ReggiePhoto]

Good Friday forgot to upload it

[@al3k]

Yup. This one was very good.. Pure and clearly deliberated evidence of complete idiocracy... "Let's agree to just be stupid, please sir? It looks better that way."

[@judithmatthews8460]

Reggie can’t you say to these people at the end. Oh by the way you’re on Candid camera and point into the distance?

[@ReggiePhoto]

🤣🤣🤣