I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again ('80s goth synth cover)

[@Shoe0nHead]

my favorite Ghost song

[@matturner6890]

hey it's shoe.

[@crafterman_3867]

why are you on this video's comment section ?

[@DerIrreLeWand]

XD

[@DaveyKanabus]

At first I was like "wow it's Shoe what's she doing in this comment section?". Then I realized this is exactly the comment section where I should expect to see Shoe. A woman of culture.

[@crafterman_3867]

@@DaveyKanabus naughty shoe

[@OwensSkateStory]

Born to early to live in space. Born to late to afford my own home. Born just in time to hear this

[@imjustsaiyan7450]

...but I can glue my balls to my butthole. and they can NEVER take that from me.

[@noahtingle7656]

Same. 😂😂

[@ForumArcade]

Too*

[@imjustsaiyan7450]

@@ForumArcade Ah nuts two yew.

[@rKhael53]

Born too late for exploring the world. Born too early for exploring space. Born just in time for exploring Internet.

[@brapcast]

AI covers of AI songs. We are truly living in strange times

[@nullvoid3990]

AInception

[@XChildeofMalkavX]

This is the beginning of the dead internet theory.

[@wezweasel]

Replication until all organic content is eradicated and only the machine is left.. generating money for its creator. It's pretty ingenious actually. The only way to stop it is to click "don't suggest" and dry up the viewership of any AI content channel, which is difficult to do when it's putting out hits like this.

[@mellowasiam]

Iterate iterate iterate

[@luvhair255]

@@XChildeofMalkavX Son, you're already living in it. Just go to Moist's comment section.

[@omiau4434]

0% naked girls 0% drugs 0% rich cars 100% glue

[@alexgordon850]

50% butthole

[@cognozzle]

I want to know what I clicked which made the algorithm suggest this to me.

[@HumanHamCube]

The original sent me here

[@Khaeris]

Obscurest Vinyl for me 😂

[@timeandspace_3.142]

Presumably how to unglue your balls from your butthole

[@greenredblue]

Asimov dreaming up laws to prevent a robot uprising. Time traveler appears to show him reality is always... stranger.

[@Crocogator]

Life is just fun like that.

[@elfeiin]

in a strange land (heinlein)

[@iododendron3416]

Well, he should have dreamt up laws to prevent the glueing of balls to buttholes.

[@vrtex17]

This unironically slaps

[@wesleythomas7125]

Can't stop listening to it

[@Elisabeta88]

Great 👍🏻 sound indeed.

[@MourningLaughterGoth]

Gonna request this banger at the goth clubs for sure

[@hell_pike9150]

Do it 🤣🤣🤣

[@ELSEWORLDS_RADIO]

14 people pissed off

[@thegameknight8916]

Do it, and send a video of reactions.

[@whitneymiller1281]

Sweet which club we Gothin out at to this beautiful song?!?!?!?!

[@kyleshepard3139]

The rare time you actually get a goth to laugh Gotta pull a little sneaky on em but it gets the job done

[@sovietbiscuit9918]

I need this in FarCry 3 Blood Dragon

[@dothiussteele]

This is the only appropriate response

[@samaeldrakul4191]

😂😂 yes!

[@kastleryne]

As Soft Cell proved with "Tainted Love," the best goth synth comes from covering 60s soul songs.

[@jeremycook5836]

Oddly enough, both songs involve taint as well.

[@dannyjingu]

B​loody brilliant 'ass'essment!

[@AshaLeu]

Now we need the 90s alt metal cover.

[@DinkSmalwood]

Taint love

[@Stu161]

This is like when Van Halen covered You Really Got Me

[@hell_pike9150]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SilverTemplar]

I was born in the wrong generation.

[@old_timey_prospector]

The oldest written joke in human history is about how women love to fart in their husband's lap. You were never going to be.

[@austinwhite3132]

Bruh you wouldn’t see this shit back then 😂

[@old_timey_prospector]

There is a written comedy bit from ancient Egypt about the pharaoh going fishing by having women thrown into the water before he cast his net.

[@Supahdave1000]

That's wrong. If you were not in the here and now, you would have never lived this amazingly absurd moment.

[@old_timey_prospector]

@@Supahdave1000 I love every word of what you said. But remember that the oldest written joke in human history is about how women like to fart on their husbands. I promise you, he wouldn't have missed out.

[@Xymatus]

Hearing this live at the Bumpenhause in '83 literally saved my life.

[@rydergroves5696]

I would love to go back in time, find some people who are talking about all the amazing things that the distant future may hold in store, and then show them this. This my friends, is the future.

[@hell_pike9150]

It's nuclear bright on this timeline

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

@@hell_pike9150of all my nightmares about the future, this is the funniest

[@Valscorn01]

This version actually slaps pretty damn hard. 10/10 On rare occasions the algorithm finds something incredible.

[@jhord8879]

Bruh, this is like... Confusingly good?

[@Corcrikey]

Let's go let's go let's go let's ❤

[@mjbasl]

I was searching for 1980s Carnival Cruise commercials with Kathy Lee Gifford.... KZbin suggested this video. Shame on you glue.

[@cinegoth4144]

Haha What? 😂

[@CatoNovus]

GlueTube

[@AntonyHindmarsh-ps5so]

Err well that's a strange search to start with.

[@joeyralston3773]

Here from Tilterella

[@LeLouisLafontaine]

Same ! That gragas game, such emotion... I had to come watch the song.

[@hell_pike9150]

This is awesome 🤣

[@joeyralston3773]

@@LeLouisLafontaine you made me think of this short kzbin.infoApTEabzV7ZU?si=ViqoqLcEYGvZudys

[@PagingDoctorGuy]

Same fam

[@Diacred]

Same what a discovery

[@kellineburton]

Feels like Ghost would sing this at the back of the studio

[@mrmusickhimself]

I could actually see Papa busting this out for fun.

[@thenameless2379]

South Park just went 80's cyberpunk synthwave

[@HansBelphegor]

Okay i was born in the right generation

[@amosnickel1188]

Y E S

[@mexicocity3956]

"It was inevitable, baby" TRUER WORDS NEVER BEEN SPOKEN

[@codyf3419]

Could've easily happened to anyone of us mate

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

Life is just funny like that

[@tuckerdrake2218]

As someone who came of age in the 80s, all I can say is that my life would have turned out way different if this had been released back then.

[@hell_pike9150]

It's an important cautionary tale that every father should be telling their son

[@chaibee3788]

For the better…right?

[@Blackarooni]

Is it wrong that I unironically love this?

[@hell_pike9150]

That's what everyone is saying, and I'm here for it! 🤣

[@jamesgrey13]

The tears are flowing like wine! The sh*t... not so much...

[@hell_pike9150]

It's a real problem

[@shaunpenne1840]

Didn't Sisters of Mercy release "Lubrication Defecation" in the same year??

[@hell_pike9150]

@@shaunpenne1840 This is an awesome idea but it's hard to get a sound like Sisters of Mercy out of these. Matter of fact, I've been trying with just about every song that I've posted here. Sisters of Mercy is kind of like the main inspiration, along with other bands like Depeche Mode but you'd be surprised how special sister's of Mercy sound is

[@shaunpenne1840]

@hell_pike9150 Sisters of Mercy are one of a kind!! If you ever make a Sisters of Mercy soundalike, I think Andrew Eldritch would bow down to you!!...... or get his rod out! (OOOH MATRON!)😮😮😮

[@hell_pike9150]

@@shaunpenne1840 if I ever come close it will be 1/10th the quality. Love Sisters of Mercy 💘

[@ForcesOfBattle]

Can’t wait for a death metal cover

[@Illitha]

At that point just listen to Brojob

[@ginzingtonschnizer2330]

Sitting on the side of a freeway because my engine blew up. Life has been kicking my ass and work has been slow so i know i can't afford to fix this. But at least when I'm down at my lowest this masterpiece comes across my feed and into my life. Overall it's been an okay day

[@hell_pike9150]

Best comment.

[@hell_pike9150]

Wish you the best luck brother

[@ginzingtonschnizer2330]

@hell_pike9150 thanks, I really mean it. This song brighten up my day. Thanks for posting it.

[@hell_pike9150]

@@ginzingtonschnizer2330 hell yeah dude. Do you have any funny ideas for a song? I did one about when that guy Ray Lyman was making heads roll at his local city council meeting, that was kinda fun

[@metalgear6531]

So did you make things work out?

[@zdoggzero6595]

Saw these guys open up for Bauhaus in ‘82, most of the audience ended up going outside during their set for a smoke break and their lead singer even joined me at the bar, he was oddly fidgeting with his nads while he was sitting down though

[@Peshy_]

This brought a tear to my eye, really helped me move on from my past trauma's. A beautiful song with deep meaning, thank you for bringing it into my life.

[@LedosKell]

'It was inevitable, baby. This could have happened to anyone. Life is just funny like that' is a grim acceptance of fate and that feels so right for the genre.

[@Gabbzero]

absolutely chilling that i discovered this song immediately after my unfortunate glue accident

[@hell_pike9150]

The algorithm is always watching

[@aplant9980]

Care to elaborate? 👀

[@caramitten9526]

Finally, the proper use of AI.

[@robertcorrea6067]

How the hell did I get here...

[@hell_pike9150]

🤣

[@nas5276]

Destiny

[@robertdochter277]

This GHOST song is kinda odd, but I am honestly digging it!

[@kerbangol.8386]

This is like when a cure cover band covers an obscure 50s fake song

[@hunterwilk]

Of course this exists. Of course it does. Thank you.

[@Brunoscaramuzzi]

Tilterella sended me here!!!

[@TheShruik]

Tilterella gang represent!

[@RagnaRok852]

My wife walked in on me cleaning my house while having this song on blast on our stero

[@hell_pike9150]

🤣

[@TheMygoran]

Expectations: "AI is gonna take over the world" Reality: AI learns from the Internet and becomes a S-Tier Shitposter

[@justinroeder5315]

in this rendition of the song, they used black glue, but with glitter in it, and im here for it

[@awesomesauce5974]

Love the original, this cover is fantastic. If only it was on Spotify

[@jean-paulgagnon8479]

Such a banger.

[@jean-paulgagnon8479]

TY for the words.

[@jean-paulgagnon8479]

I asked chatgpt to turn them into a sonnet: In mishaps dire, where errors reign supreme, I find myself ensnared in folly's grasp, Oh, cruel fate, a nightmarish theme, My woes unfold, a hapless, dreadful rasp. With adhesive's grip, my parts entwined, A botched endeavor, folly's vicious jest, In agony, my plight is thus defined, By folly's hand, my dignity oppressed. No solace found, in this absurd ordeal, As laughter echoes, mocking my dismay, Each moment spent, in anguish, I conceal, A hapless victim, in this grim display. Oh, cruel misfortune, plaguing my soul, In folly's web, I find myself ensnared, But from this plight, I seek to find control, In laughter's face, my spirit must be spared.

[@jean-paulgagnon8479]

the transcription was wonky so I typed it out and had chatgpt do a second pass: In folly's grip, my plight begins anew, Oh, heavens weep, what dire deed I've done, No relief in sight, my anguish accrue, My very being, by mishap, undone. Fool me once, the shame upon your brow, Yet twice, it's glue that bears the burden's weight, Oh, mercy flee, for I know not how To free myself from this adhesive state. A tug too firm, my scrotum stretched and torn, A yard of flesh, where once was naught but me, In agony, my spirit worn and worn, By folly's hand, I'm bound in misery. My love, distressed, her gaze averted sore, As I, in folly's grasp, remain once more.

[@nataliadeavilapires2136]

Can we get a punk cover of It's Time to Take a Shit on The Company's Dime?

[@fuktrumpanzeeskum]

Someone needs to AI a music video for that one. Like Infographics style stick figures acting out the whole confrontation between dude and his boss.

[@yaelfeder9042]

Lol an 80s punker would sing about that stuff

[@rabidfurify]

The lyrics already sound like a NOFX song

[@Tayne195]

It was inevitable, baby

[@hell_pike9150]

Life is just fun like that 🎶

[@thecianinator]

Not since Taco covered Puttin' on the Ritz has music experienced such a revival

[@dothiussteele]

Why am i listening to this for the third time in a row? It's not even great, but it's way better than it should be.

[@dihexa7256]

I was NOT expecting this cover to go so hard

[@occultperspective]

Hotline Miami 3 leaked OST

[@orrvaa]

came here from Tilterella's video

[@hell_pike9150]

Shout out to the legend

[@Rievven]

Praise be the Algorithm.

[@thomasgebert6119]

While this version appeals to a larger crowd, there’s a purity to the original. The first comes off as the ballad of a man facing a frustrating yet inevitable situation, which this cover comes off as a bit more corporate.

[@thecaptain6520]

You could say that about every cover of every song from the 60s

[@tur3005]

I demand that this piece of musical art be uploaded to Spotify. For a friend of mine, of course.

[@SkateSoup]

This is criminally danceable

[@Benji_The_Ghoul]

Why is this as good as it is?

[@hell_pike9150]

The AI is brilliant man. Once you know how to use it

[@wemtiafi]

Why is the drop so good...

[@valtiansrevenge86ed]

Out of all the versions that has this song, this is the best to me.

[@augurofdoom6989]

Took as classic and made it better. Well done!

[@Evanm1136]

Tiltarella anyone?

[@LeLouisLafontaine]

Yeah, I still feel sad for that poor Gragas winning lane, loosing game :)

[@BeatMeIfYouCan]

which video

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

this randomly got thrown into a mix by youtube with actually serious songs. i have..... no words......

[@hell_pike9150]

Hahahaha

[@williambaldwin9487]

We are officially balls deep in musical shitposts

[@PantheonContent]

I needed this laugh - well done hahaha That 16hr shift isn't gonna bring me down, but getting fired for spamming coworkers with this song might 🤣

[@hell_pike9150]

🤣

[@scottwild4200]

This sounds like it would go great with Weird Al's Dare To Be Stupid

[@765craven4]

It's actually hilarious how hard this goes. The rise of AI both angers and terrifies me but shit like this makes it worth it.

[@rc7575]

I can't tell you how much me and my family love this song.

[@Lamrethalthesecond]

Actually great cover

[@VorpalSlade]

This is a real problem, it's unironically really catchy and I can't find other music like it D: Regular synthwave just doesn't hit the same

[@twil2978]

I’ve been listening to this for a month!

[@violetchristophe]

You might like these bands: A Projection Wingtips Pretentious Moi Night Sins Korine

[@Napalm.enema.V2]

The Pet shop Boys/Sisters of Mercy collaboration was too short lived.

[@mikemackay86]

I want to hear this song in as many genres as possible 😂

[@crownless7142]

CERTIFIED AUTOMATON HOOD CLASSIC

[@crownless7142]

@Hell_Pike may I use this song for Helldiver 2 memes?

[@davidribet6357]

I need this cover on my Spotify playlist to listen to over and over again. Freaking love it!

[@hell_pike9150]

Maybe one day!

[@palsyr4307]

I was the odd one among the goths in school, this resonates, much appreciated AI gods 🙏✌🏼

[@cyborgrat]

The synths sure know how to use a synth.

[@hell_pike9150]

They synthed hard

[@frankbrown4780]

The song that spoke for an entire generation.

[@jacksonturner242]

Sending this to ALL my friends in varying socioeconomic stations

[@Alsmiff]

This is absolutely fantastic.

[@NeverMaid]

Came for the memes, stayed for the vibes ✊️

[@Down_the_Wind]

The Sticky Sweethearts would be proud of this.

[@jimgibbons1]

My dad had this 45 from the 50's and now we can bond over the fact that I have a version.

[@jasonwong14205]

came from tilt, actual good beat

[@mikethetooth]

Sounds like a hidden/bonus track from a Bloodhound Gang album😅

[@hell_pike9150]

Wow reading that it totally clicked in my head

[@Itzsfo0]

Trent reznor was a janitor in the mid to late 80s when he heard this...changed his life an outlook on music.

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

Skynet's tactics in our timeline are disturbing. And catchy. Disturbingly catchy!

[@angus4905]

i can't stop listening to this.. its tooo catchy

[@carlthoresen3232]

Depeche Commode b-side

[@AlexanderUnit-731]

brown side

[@Otho666]

I was having the dumbest day until I saw this on my lunch break. Thank you, internet.

[@nortonman5238]

Thank you for giving the creator credit. He does some amazing work.

[@DeeBellwether]

i am a DJ on a non-profit station, and i co-host a Darkwave show i take extreme creative liberties with. so yeah, this will end up on the radio likely within the next month. i'll let you know. i'm laughing too, because the original reason i saved your channel was the Secret of Evermore OST upload, which is a very important work for me, and i have been occasionally slipping tracks from that in. i also follow Obscurest Vinyl, and have played a few of their tracks on the air as well, so when this popped up in my recommended it felt almost like someone created a joke song just for me. i'll make sure to sandwich this track in between two serious sounding ones for maximum wtf effect.

[@hell_pike9150]

Damn I wish I could hear it on the radio hahaha this is so cool!!! Happy to hear that!!!

[@DeeBellwether]

@@hell_pike9150 it'll end up backed up on Soundcloud, i can let you know. probably be mid next month.

[@brianu2229]

This is an unironically chill song.

[@tinymike318]

This is it, what's always been missing from my life...

[@MittyNispa]

We need this on Spotify.

[@ChimeraZone]

Ayy my boi obscure is an og. Great choice and good cover.

[@ConfusedRevolutionary]

It was inevitable baby! The delivery of that lyric was a chef kiss.

[@nas5276]

I hope you can make more songs like this in the style of these beats and drums and vocals. You have earned a sub :)

[@hell_pike9150]

Feel free check out the other songs on the channel, there's a whole saga in this style based on a dungeons & dragons campaign my brother was running. It's not as funny as this, but it's still humorous and it tells a somewhat interesting story about a neo-Nazi biker gang fighting with the SWAT. Glad you like this and I appreciate the kind comments you and others are leaving 😁😁😁

[@nas5276]

@@hell_pike9150 Nice! I'll check the story out, I'm a bit of a DnD fan myself :)

[@DRIFTKINGJR.]

need more. great art and cover

[@clonemarine1]

It's a sin how good this is

[@forpokemongopkgo4641]

Yesss we need more ai music like this from this genre

[@idyl8954]

The song of a generation.

[@Fulgrim2]

I need this for my phone…

[@Smokingbunny]

i need this in spotify

[@JohnCastleSmokeless]

I remember when this song came out back in April of 1986 and caused a huge uproar from parents' groups protesting because they thought we'd all glue our balls to our buttholes. Which was absurd, of course -- we'd already been doing that WAY before this song came out...

[@facubeitches1144]

Yeah, it was a fun time. Until the glue sniffers showed up - then it just got awkward.

[@uraharkisuk]

Ai could never recreate this!