"I Got A Job At A Fast Food Restaurant With A Weird Set Of Rules" | Creepypasta

[@michael-so6bj]

Nice to hear a story where the Protagonist has the smarts to constantly refer to the rules throughout the shift!

[@nathanhelix4622]

An hour and a quarter of my life well spent. Great story. I got the impression that The One that Watches is the Friendly Statue.

[@kimberlyk912]

That many rules? I'm kickin rocks and taking myself the HELL HOME!!!;😅😅😅

[@williestreiff9314]

Seriously,just adding more suck to it already sucks

[@tylerhorn3712]

It's like working at a Taco Bell / KFC. If other staff didn't hear the hand dryer running, there would be questions. Nothing like working at a McDonald's today. They don't watch you like a freaking nazi to make sure the product is clean.

[@matthewl.8601]

I used to be crazy about creepypasta, I listened to all the big guys all day every day for years, I fell off about 2 years ago, this rekindled that flame. You're going to be so much bigger than you are right now, I promise it. keep it up.

[@williestreiff9314]

You should of got a reply from the podcast itself, it doesn't look like you did,

[@williestreiff9314]

Creepy pastas burnout, it happens to everyone eventually

[@carolduvall111]

Im not sure, but I think this is the first "rules story" that i noticed the protaganist (spelled that right on my first try lol) started usising the rules to anticipate the next strange event.😊

[@f1nch1312]

Using* 😅

[@Zangoose5]

Such a breath of fresh air to listen to a ‘rules’ story and not have the OP miss or disregard them. Also, Hatch and the Statue? Best work bros you could have!

[@BOOBOOanna1215]

That's too many rules for me. IAM gonna mess up some where

[@jakigogthecleric5461]

I listened to this while working the grill at Wendy's kinda hit home not gonna lie

[@carolduvall111]

Lol

[@insekta1701]

I ♥️ WENDY’S!

[@JordanMayjor3p7]

I worked at Wendy's as my first job back in the late 90s... Pre computerized ordering/ menus and $4.25 an hr pay. I still have PTSD from it. I worked grill too.

[@shlunn]

😊

[@Sharae32]

Yoooo lemme get ah 4 for 4 real quick😂

[@matthewspencer7347]

So so many ads which suck cause every time I get into the story bam another ad

[@latoyaherring7466]

For everyone who is complaining about ads, sometimes it's not the youtuber it's youtube. Try using an ad blocker when using KZbin.

[@anthonypulliam9322]

I just happened upon your channel today while working, I have to say this was the best story I've heard in a long time. 😀👍

[@152lb.mousehole2]

One of the best ones I've heard yet

[@TENZEN._.]

Dang, over an hour & fifteen minutes! OUTSTANDING! Team O.I., i love all the content you have. I binge watch & find videos I haven’t seen. Thank you my friends & this one sounds like a good one! 🔥👊😄🔥

[@dkchosen]

This was the best, and funniest, Creepypasta I've heard! Thanks!

[@gsmith7147]

I love these types of stories, rules......so cool ❤

[@williamfawkes8379]

Its nice when the author puts some effort in, a very good story.

[@automatic6216]

Man, times are so hard that even Weeping Angels have to earn a living wage nowadays

[@maggiemooz]

Cursed ice cream machine is a dead giveaway. Which McD's is this?

[@BBQporkramen]

Protagonist: Welcome to Quick Bites, what can I get you tonight? Steph Curry: Subways now slice their meats fresh…

[@doughovious5317]

Awesome story... Thank you.

[@kaitlync4786]

Oh so the McDonald's ice cream machine is cursed. Got it

[@jeffreyjohnsonp5098]

Yo what with all these damn ads,ads commercials, commercials etc,etc,I can't even listen cause these damn u tube ads are f..kin up my flow to listen

[@mattymayhem1232]

For real! I know dude has to make money but he put one in like every 4 minutes.

[@billbryantjr.8942]

Nice, it’s always good to follow the rules 👍. Just in case

[@JordanMayjor3p7]

Great vid, but OMG... 10,000 ads... Having literal insomnia and it is 4am... I get the need for ad revenue, but it starts to be counterproductive to those who listen to be lulled to sleep when a loud and annoying ad interrupts every 3 mins.

[@Shadowcub69]

Love it, finally a smart guy.

[@tidget7796]

This was a good one! I would take that job in a second!😂

[@TreWillz]

This is definitely a McDonald’s

[@mattymayhem1232]

KZbin : How many ads do you you want in the video ? Insomnia : YES! KZbin : Say No More Fam. I GOT YOU!!!

[@williestreiff9314]

Zillions

[@NoobToobJamarMemes]

Lemme see... Fast food pay is around $10 on average I'd say. Triple that is $30. Yeah, I'd stay for $30/hour. Though I would want a second person if possible to keep me company besides just the clown painting 😅

[@CitrusPeppercorn]

This was great!

[@madblackliam]

No amount of money in the whole damn world...

[@cliftonlloyd8395]

The sheer amount of ads in this video was almost infuriating

[@andrewgaumond9319]

He broke the rule about the clown painting. He talked to it instead of saying "im on the clock" then when the mascot was looking for him the clown painting was gone. I think it was the clown painting in the mascot outfit trying to get him.

[@tammyabner616]

That was awesome 👻☠️💚🧟👻🤍

[@Meniscus6]

Why is it always a prank to them when they're given rules

[@Meniscus6]

Anyone else thinking the phone is an issue?

[@Meniscus6]

Put a salt ring around the friar tell the father to bless the ice machine for the meal or even better become ordained yourself and then make sure to keep an eye on the costume as soon as it's gone hide sound like an easy job for triple wage

[@jborrego2406]

Wouldn't u think that if u started a job or ur boss is crazy

[@Meniscus6]

@jborrego2406 no , it is common sense. Like dont have hair near a belt machine rule or dont open your door when you hear knocking but see no one rule

[@rogue1874]

Really enjoy this story. Is it written down somewhere?

[@carolduvall111]

Ooooo love it😊😅😮❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@smartman123]

how any body work in place like that

[@jikosauce]

It's been forever since I saw one of your vids, gotta change that

[@0therun1t21]

Of course the ice cream machine is cursed, aren't they always? A friend of mine got a machine part in her ive crean from McD's, a big machine part.

[@DaGrimmLoXx]

Welcome Back!

[@clintonalver2715]

Sounds like a dream job.

[@StoneCorazon]

fix your levels, your highs are WAY too high, throw on a p filter and fix your eq's

[@williestreiff9314]

Ha ha ha

[@dereksable9941]

To many rules. I'll stick to my job

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

Must be The Hash Slinging Slasher

[@spygod10]

can you end your next video with a "Yippie ki yay muthafuka!"

[@dkchosen]

I can't see to type, so I'm going to speak into my microphone. . Would you make it into an episode or several episodes.

[@bellarose-au]

Narrator sounds like I imagine a lion or tiger would sound if they could speak. The occasional growls really just add weight to the thought. (Not a criticism, by the way. It's kinda cool).

[@rivershaw5391]

🥳🥳🥳yay I'm doing a happy dance 🩰🎉

[@coachSaldana]

Far to many adds

[@smartman123]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@billiesiler3869]

❤❤

[@Rmidanime]

Too many ads here

[@jeremyjohnson4653]

Where did you go?

[@williestreiff9314]

Got lost in the ads

[@14reasons58]

These creepy pasta channels are just lazy with their constant churning out of these stupid stories about "list of rules"

[@williestreiff9314]

Gossip is a sin,,,

[@williestreiff9314]

I was just joking, gossip really does suck though I can't stand it, your probably like, what's this guy talking about, well God hates gossip because,It sssuuicckkss

[@14reasons58]

@@williestreiff9314 gossip isn't the right word

[@williestreiff9314]

@@14reasons58 forgive me I was having a moment, it was misdirected complaining about something you had nothing to do with,you just happened to be there at the time,my apologies

[@14reasons58]

@@williestreiff9314 k

[@topothelineproductions3624]

I would totally do that job

[@jeffreyjohnsonp5098]

Way way to many f..kin ads,commercials

[@mattymayhem1232]

For real. I know dude has to make his money but he put them in every few minutes it felt like.

[@williestreiff9314]

They have to pay the bills somehow, and yeah they suck, I just hit skip ads, that sucks though when you are trying to fall asleep to it

[@ryanlarke42]

Wow I get you need to have ads but wow this story had way to many ads 👎