"I got a rubber stuck up my nose" - The Graham Norton Show preview - BBC One

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[@chrisofnottingham]

"He told me it would erase my memory" That is brilliant.

[@SatanicHorse]

His confused face is one of my favourite things of all time

[@Alexano101]

That woman's brother is a genius. XD

[@zachtaylor243]

My brother did something similar to me. He told that if I used a pencil sharpener I could get my nails sharp. That hurt a lot.

[@ClaudioRCFaria]

When she said "depends on what you call permanent damage", I thought she would go, "well, none I can remember."

[@joevictor53]

Catherine realising Johnny was going to misunderstand was great

[@kijoxxxx]

Johnny's face when he hears the word rubber!

[@clintrathman6245]

American here. The title brought me here. I misunderstood "rubber" also

[@JuanDVene]

Same

[@benfarmer-webb1016]

What does rubber mean in the States then?

[@Olibee1916]

Condom

[@Emma88178]

Ben Farmer-Webb for us it means condom.

[@fleuelise1852]

@@benfarmer-webb1016 not just in the US,

[@677moonpie]

Imagine how an American teacher would respond if a student from the UK asked for a rubber in class.

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

We'd read about another teacher who slept with a student?

[@rosamarks2448]

em that so many times Does not end well

[@BryannaLB7]

I love everyone's reaction when they realized what Johnny was thinking, hell I was thinking it too!

[@dookeland8]

I love the reaction of Johnny and Joan as the 2 Americans in the crowd. They clearly thought what I thought, but all the brits in the room knew she meant eraser.

[@lauwke123]

"The girl who managed to shock Johnny Knoxville" She should be famous for that. (and her genius brother as well !!!)

[@ClaroQueQuiza]

This is such a joy to watch the five seconds after *that* moment and see every individual reaction.

[@Szaam]

"He said it would erase my memories." lol

[@rienjen]

OMG, that word does NOT mean the same thing in the States.

[@m0nkEyz100]

I know right... I had the same thought that Johnny had

[@VTViEt]

m0nkEyz100 The funny part is Johnny is the slang for rubber lol

[@qwertyTRiG]

Rien Jen It's called a rubber because it's used for rubbing things out. The name was then transferred to the material itself, and thence to other things made from that material: first tyres ("a nice set of rubbers", you might find in an old book) and then condoms.

[@jonathaneffemey4892]

Thanks for posting.

[@barbaro267]

R.I.P. Joan Rivers

[@Wraith4446]

This is when language barriers produce pure comedy! xD

[@mareijulian8441]

This made me laugh out loud...Graham's show is the best and that last girl talking about a rubber stuck up her nose and then what her brother told her was fab........... :-)

[@Brooke22]

Johnny looked so confused! Good job Catherine explained what it meant!

[@Squishy876]

Johnny's reaction was great

[@mattcoster]

knocksville just casually drinking a beer from the bottle!

[@robdavis16]

that rubber girl is soo cuteeeeeee

[@TheSarah730]

Joan is legend!!

[@serenablack1991]

When Graham asked "but no permanent damage?" She should have answered, "not that I can remember"

[@20thcenturybrix]

I need to watch this show

[@ShitMist]

when i was a kid in school i used to use the word rubber instead of eraser along with many other students, but there would always be those few teachers that would say, ''dont use that word, say eraser instead''.. and now ive grown up i totally understand that those teachers had dirty thoughts.

[@EobardFerguson]

We definitely don't call erasers rubbers. If you asked for a 'rubber' in school in the US, you'd probably get sent to the principal's office. Or get detention. Or both.

[@irk45554]

Graham norton show, best think about BBC tv at moment

[@ForrestClump]

hahahaha i love johnny knoxville

[@partygirl209]

a show with Joan and Catherine - that must have been good!!

[@jordanlane99]

I trip on a curb an broke my leg haha

[@rlw1980omfg]

"it was his first time..." XD

[@jimkreider9997]

That rubber thing was really funny

[@theZbanana]

It took me so long to work out what Johnny thought a rubber was :P

[@themusiclover1812]

who are the other guests in the vid cause i want to see the whole episode xxxx thanks

[@HammGaming]

The first line in this clip! Pahahaa

[@treetooone]

"...it was he's first time..." ;D

[@ignacioventura]

Johnny Knoxville's fake smile at 0:56 is epic.

[@MayaLea99]

i also thought that from rubber lol

[@Roronoa2zoro]

To be fair though, i'm from Norway and i made that mistake as well. Think it's more an issue of "rubber" being popularized in english as meaning condom. The british version of it meaning "eraser" was new to me. Oh well, you live and you learn.

[@MrDoccy]

lol...MASSIVE RESPECT to her brother!....heh

[@myLILrusty]

I am also British and have heard a similar accent all over the UK. Whether or not she is from the same places as those people I don't know, but she definitely has an British twang to her speech.

[@QUANTUMJOKER]

I once tried to balance on my own ribcage, and cracked a rib as a result.

[@cleorule]

@dqsamsam My first thought was " what did he miss by like 4 feet or something?" Gosh u gotta love misunderstandings

[@sweiland75]

You must be a lot older than me. I also live in Canada and I always called it an eraser. I am 38.

[@DiddyDan57]

I'm happy I'm not the only one who got a rubber stuck up their nose. :)

[@jennyismyname2]

I thought the title said RUBBER DUCK.

[@BlueSharkBoy434]

That girls brother is a genius.

[@rgjmce666]

I was thinking what johnny was just by the title

[@shaz809]

That girl who got the rubber stuck up her nose is freakin hilarious!!!

[@maisymair]

"The how that happened part of the story would have been good!" pmsl

[@lonelycompany]

I was like....a rubber??.....Did he miss??

[@gyqz]

This is why I LOVE English humor....

[@JasperTV]

...so anyway thats why i ask the teacher for a rubber.

[@jessicamy]

LOL.

[@NellieKAdaba]

I've never broken anything either

[@midnighthanyou]

I thought she meant condom!! xD

[@livegurprit]

maxy mofoo that's because u are American

[@Emma88178]

gurprit singh yep, American here and obviously I thought that’s what it meant too. Lol

[@petie71]

Growing up in Canada we said rubber as well. But by the time you reached Junior High (12 years old) you started saying eraser as rubber you found out meant something else too! Lol.

[@jakmond2345]

@Oodislove Eraser, a razor is what you shave or cut with

[@SweetandFitting]

I misread the title as "I got a rubber duck up my arse"...

[@TheGryffindorian]

I'm British as well the one who walked in to a tree was Australian but the one who put the rubber in her nose was English

[@bobbyhood101]

If that had been a (rubber) that would have been a viral super story!

[@LeftCleft]

@sketchi93 Paha! I love that xD

[@Gleeba77]

@chrisofnottingham wonder how old the brother was...I bet he was cracked up hahaah

[@Oodislove]

@jakmond2345 yes yes I know, but it sounded like Tate said razor. I understand now going back re-listening and the multiple corrections beforehand.

[@canucktube695]

I'm only a few years older. Maybe it was regional? I'm in Toronto. We definitely said rubber in primary school. x

[@earthmoon236]

@Oodislove no no no....eraser. In the UK and most of the commonwealth, we say rubber instead of eraser.

[@Lungsy1988]

Brilliant lol

[@Jumbaride]

That last story had to have been staged, because it's too damn perfect. 😂

[@dmontes133]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BeefaloBart]

While stationed in Berlin in the US Army. I was in a strip club (as soldiers often do) and one of the ladies performing slipped and my nose was broken when she fall and her vaginal area smashed into my face. I was bleeding very badly and almost had to visit a hospital. It was a night I remember like it was yesterday and was back in 1989.

[@aronmciver5851]

I can beat you there Mr Knoxville, with a Burst Ballbag.

[@masteraj57]

i clicked on this video for the same reason johnny covered his mouth :O

[@pkeyte]

hahahah

[@AbzPoo]

what did he think it was when he said "i heard something else"

[@AlwaysAPotterhead]

I thought it was a condom too lol.

[@Fahrenheitluverxoxo]

@Capesports4 actually, he thought it meant condom and the 2 ladies were correcting him

[@georgercop]

I remember Russell Howard did a bit about getting his younger brother to put marbles up his bum, claiming that if he got enough up there, he'd become a wizard! xD

[@jordanlewis9101]

I've done that :(

[@tigerlady1989]

@AbzPoo when she said a rubber he thought she was talking about a condom

[@xXLaurenStaceyXx]

Yeah theres more than one of us i ran into a tree and got a black eye. i'm not the only one :)

[@katharinamerz9858]

and now they stick rubbers in their noses for fun

[@puckjuh1993]

@firefly361 Looks more like a bathrobe to me. xD Anyways, love Graham Norton!

[@denisepaulsenful]

i fainted and broke my neck ... paralysed for the remainder ... almost 9-yrs ago. it's okay. Not as earth shattering as it seemed at the time. i'm still married. looking foward to becoming a gran. self-sufficient. you do become inured to people looking quizzically. like what happened as i look very much the same as i always did. and that's my red chair moment! lol

[@maximumrisk2004]

LMFAO! Thats Genius!

[@wongwingsang3036]

i did the same when i was 6 stuck a rubber from a pencil stuck for weeks then had to had to get it removed surgically thought i was goin to die

[@Silavaern]

It was more a question of what counts as damage. She's more or less saying that while there was no permanent physical damage, there was/is psychological damage.

[@feffanader]

HAHA I forgot that rubber means eraser in Britain. I thought she meant a condom at first too.

[@Superjusticeleauge]

600 people and he only talked to 3? lol :D

[@gyqz]

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[@95berre]

johnny knoxville rulez

[@dob1997]

I LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD

[@philipsadler1724]

I love American English vs British English :-)

[@jamillyyo]

2:18 Mother of teeth!

[@rosemaryweller4019]

jamillyyo what a pathetic troll

[@livwalker4100]

When my sister was 8 and my brother was 3 they were playing baseball out in the backyard and my sister was really good but my brother was absolutely dreadful. So when it was his turn to bat he was so upset that instead of hitting the ball when it was tossed at him he chased my sister around the baseball diamond and hit her as hard as he could on the wrist with the baseball bat and fractured her wrist. When we finally went to the doctor 3 months later her wrist was still fractured and remained fractured for the next 4 years. For whatever reason it just did not heal.

[@JenFrusciante]

She could've said she got a johnny stuck up her nose.

[@iluvjessie999]

catherine' the only one who knew what rubber meant xd

[@AnyDreamWillDo1]

omg pissing myself laughing at the rubber story

[@nikobrown1990]

lmao!!! "erase my memory" that is fucking hilarious! her brother is a legend

[@Oodislove]

@AbzPoo well I thought, rubber as in condom, but Tate then says razor...I believe.