I Got Into A Screaming Match With The Owner Of Dragon Pizza

Dragon Pizza is the worst pizzeria in the entire world #shorts
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[@DavePortnoy]

Watch the full review here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ-ue3iQYqibpdU

[@juventusfc0520]

Amazing review.

[@juventusfc0520]

Try Pinis on Boston Ave in Medford, it's not too far from there.

[@GhostShura1984]

It’s clear this pizza shop owner knows the owner from good fellas - you could see he was about to say you got permission to shoot on my patio well I’m gonna need you to go that way 👈🏽👈🏽

[@Gen10civic]

This one will go down as one of the greatest

[@DJWESG1]

Can you go back once a week 😅

[@jackyoung9731]

There’s just really something special about watching two middle aged men insult eachother like 3rd graders

[@ImUpsrry9392]

Yt ppl thing

[@dialedmedia_]

Special ed

[@MikeyLikey95]

I wanna go back in time and show this vid to the pilgrims so they'll turn back around

[@chadsworthgigafuck]

This is a normal east coast convo

[@FakfridSumanko]

@@ImUpsrry9392 Riight.

[@officialwishywashycarwash]

"let me be clear, fuck you" has to be the best de-escalation line ever spoken.

[@meanyomama]

Shit is so hilarious

[@destined4purgatory643]

This is why women live longer than men ☺️

[@camerondrummond9918]

escalation*

[@thegreenrenegade7759]

No wonder they got into a shouting match. Someone says that imma have to resist assault.

[@evanbarnett2411]

has to be the best escalation line ever😂😂😂

[@Malikcarr093]

This nigga said 1. Everything 2. Everything 3. Everything

[@rolandbrice4873]

😂😂

[@cody0126a]

Counting his fingers but not saying anything

[@Malikcarr093]

@@cody0126a 2.Anything 3.Anything

[@littlelucas553]

He listed them out bro 💀

[@amit_patel654]

One Everything, everyone knows the rules

[@RebelGal_61]

The owner knew his pizza sucked

[@sanchezzz69420]

truly, otherwise why so offensive ? 😂

[@frankmack7023]

Exactly. And he knew Dave was going to cost him.

[@ck1abe515]

Actually the owner probably cost himself more money than Dave did, but hey!, it’s his business and everybody knows the rules quote unquote 😂

[@appropriate-channelname3049]

Its sad because Dave didn't even give it a terrible score. For Dave 5 is average and he acknowledged he wasn't a fan of the use of lots of parm. So his score was pretty good

[@billwilliams328]

nah, owner is right.

[@juann-nada]

As a former 5 yr old, i empathize with these dudes

[@Yamilo_flawlessfades]

😂🤣

[@pierreroshel2258]

This comment again and again and again

[@tyronedurham510]

As a former 5 year old i still do the buzzer sound in the middle of an argument

[@sanzrich9887]

😂

[@hialeahchico2828]

You just made me realize that I too am a former 5 yr old 🤯

[@ThreeSixNine...]

"Let me be clear, fuck you!" That's the most clear you can be, 10/10 transparency

[@timcentralpointinvestigati6683]

Blah ha!!! So true

[@JustayoungBBCliving]

If I was a business owner I’d tell Dave the same shit, Fuck him

[@WithLoveDenisse]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@HighKing9000]

Real 😂😂😂

[@simplekid4328]

I dont think it was clear enough for the guy tho 😂

[@fiddymcdiddy8301]

He counted three fingers and said “everything” for each finger 😂😅

[@datbitxh4270]

I died at this comment cause it's true🤣🤣🤣🧐🤔😂

[@Mofoshow]

It got me I can't lie

[@reneehoward8936]

That shirt was cutting oxygen off to his brain that's why he couldn't elaborate🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakemartiniak1858]

Dude you have no culinary experience, to judge others food, that's why people get pissed when you try to grade pizza, especially a place that's recommended with neapolitan or a slice you don't prefer, but it's always " here I go, every one knows I don't like neapolitan or Detroit, but you know the rules one bite" And presides to take like 8 bites or my favorite " Frankie! Frankie! Look at the flop, no good." The only experience you had with something with pizza was a frozen pizza, which you were solely against, a certain frozen pizza called one bite that flopped harder than LeBron in an NBA game.

[@iamcodywilliams]

​@@jakemartiniak1858 bro shut up

[@simonevans5562]

"What you gonna tattle on me for? Standing in the street?" "For being a fuckin bitch" Lmfao 😂

[@williamclancy9150]

The sexual tension was off the charts😂

[@danionescu988]

Maybe they should kiss just to break it

[@neptunejuzi9651]

Sexual tension ? Fucking where

[@hypernel1798]

🤨📸

[@sharoncarrington4833]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelramirez936]

No? Like, what reality are you living in?

[@Sam89365]

As a southerner this is how I imagine typical New York and Jerseys conversations going. Edit: everyone who said this is Boston likes to get hugs from big oily men.

[@eskegit2876]

This has Boston written all over it, but close enough i guess

[@PinePrince]

I’m from Alabama and I think this way as well. 😂

[@nitsuanomrah6997]

Rude miserable people, no thanks

[@frankierzucekjr]

​@eskegit2876 lol it actually does. And somone who was born and raised in NJ that now lives in the Carolinas lol. Somone would have been chased doen the street with a bat unless they were joking. Lol

[@abcru1z1314]

Not jersey

[@Meowface.]

I love how he counts out “everything” on his fingers 1)everything 2)everything 3)everything

[@commanderhindsight1633]

"Let me be clear, fuck you!" -best de-escalation attempt from a New Englander

[@undagroundhustla]

51 year New Englander, I can confirm this..🖕🏼😎🖕🏼

[@user-rs6jv5si6l]

Luke Piewalker really lost his mind...

[@shogunjobu]

Classic

[@robwaters8848]

*Piestalker

[@supdall345]

As soft as his childhood idol, Mark Hamill. Something about those leftist freaks that just makes everything they touch turn to total dogshit.

[@Jwitzzz]

I'm dead 💀 lmaoooo

[@shogunjobu]

@@Jwitzzz flipping Vegas...lol

[@jin8684]

Just sounds like 2 nice New Yorkers having a nice conversation

[@mexico585]

Two boston ppl having a nice conversation

[@SRM110]

I believe he was in Massachusetts and Dave is from there, there is a reason they are called massholes

[@cynthiaklutz7873]

😂

[@cb2.4]

he’s the friend you want to argue for you😂

[@Will-_-_-_77]

Yep. Thats foreigners don't get. Later, these two pieces of shit met at the bar down the street and got drunk together.

[@KidTacoDAO]

We’ve found the perfect cast for Step Brothers 2

[@monetizationisfake]

nicest boston business owner

[@origaneltakikun]

This is actually a casual conversation in New York

[@CALLMESIR...]

Lol. NYer here. You're about right. Testosterone runs high in the city.

[@nmm8817]

People get hurt here in middle TN if we talk to strangers like this, why cant they talk like grown adults😂

[@therealHogmaNtheIntruder]

My mother lives in Long Island and thats how we end every conversation. I love that woman .

[@willmclean8634]

This is in Boston

[@CALLMESIR...]

@@willmclean8634 Same mentality. Same attitude. Inherently good people. Proud Bostonians.

[@Abkmusic_]

This was something straight out of a sitcom

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

Written by Larry Bird

[@Cockmonging]

@@ohtrueyeahnah why would Larry Bird start writing sitcoms? did you mean Larry David?

[@Antwan215]

@@CockmongingHe def meant Larry David (Larry Bird ) lmao

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

@@Cockmonging lmaooooo Larry Bird! Yeah I meant Larry David 😂😂😂

[@randombrandon315]

This might be the most hilarious comment thread I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[@coondawg96]

Big respect for that guy standing his ground. That shirt was WAYYY too small.

[@heatingandairbender8857]

Cause you're indoctrinated by American black culture thinking men have to wear double XL baggy clothes to be hip and cool and pull off that fake gangsta wanksta bravado.

[@Tess.Tickl3s]

Dude clearly never seen a 1 bite review. Dave practically eats the whole slice before giving a score

[@GubiYoroi]

right i was gonna say always see him eat whole slice some times he takes a second !

[@Typing.._]

Bro went from pizza reviewer to an auditor on a public sidewalk 😂

[@mizzury54]

But he was an assh*le when he wanted and when he walked out.

[@thetruepatriot7733]

😂😂😂.

[@childsplayiziah]

i’d love both of those together

[@SinaBagheriSarvestani]

" enjoy your pizza but I don't appreciate what you do " too bad deal with it , you can't tell a guy to get off the street, you don't own the street

[@williamharding6587]

@@SinaBagheriSarvestani🤓☝️

[@jfireee]

“lemme be clear fuck you” 😂 shit got me laughin

[@quenessyomy6924]

Right😮😂

[@starvvoy]

welcome to boston LMFAO

[@corduroycal]

W

[@Nope17612]

That's a deep thought.

[@duddy707]

LOl

[@josegallegos2989]

Zooming in on the small shirt was classic 😂

[@tonygonzalez7055]

And they both left like “I hope that guy has a good rest of his day”. New Yorkers.

[@kevinouellette5316]

Bostonians

[@Eshkanama]

Two grown men having a deep conversation in the 2020’s

[@randyjones3180]

Such a weaken gene pool.

[@DragonBreathjrMC]

this is about how every conversation goes with my brother

[@johnnyvhl]

is not a conversation ,eat🍣

[@ethandaniel8123]

This will go down as one of the most important conversations in human history. The things they’re talking about could potentially save humanity.

[@cortneyeverett6927]

🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude. Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.” Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.” 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth

[@superguyperson]

The most polite people in Boston

[@HawkeyePierce1981]

You're not wrong

[@gcwatson94]

Completely wrong and go reproduce with yourself!

[@bengonzales1182]

"fawk you" is just how they say good morning.

[@ryandonahue285]

I agree, they both were pretty clear about allowing the other person to be clear.... 😂 😅

[@MrZeh617]

Fckn' right we are . & If you don't agree , go fckyaself you cahk smoochers! 🍺😎 We love tourists too btw.

[@x.otillweoverdose6211]

Lmao I love this guy “BapBapBapBapBap”

[@drewwalters1878]

If you order your "dragon pizza" shirt from Barstool, no matter what size you order, they'll send you a medium to keep the experience more authentic.

[@whampiece]

“Let me be clear, fuck you” gets me every time

[@realbrownblackhuman1317]

THE OLD WHITE MAN VS THE NEW WHITE MAN. 🇺🇸 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@cainification]

​@@realbrownblackhuman1317lol uhh ok?

[@Chris_Stanley007]

​@@realbrownblackhuman1317Thanks for that utterly useless comment. Careful, your racist is showing.

[@realbrownblackhuman1317]

@@Chris_Stanley007 YOUR WELCOME AND TO CORRECT YOU SWIFTLY AND HONORABLY, WHAT I AM ACTUALLY DOING IS SHOWING RICIST CLASS OF PEOPLE.

[@Chris_Stanley007]

@@realbrownblackhuman1317Actually you're showing what little brain you have.

[@BigCheeZe209]

"Let me be clear, fuck you" IS THE BEST LINE EVER LMFAO

[@johndenver7035]

Im gonna use it for sure

[@sppl623]

if you’re 12

[@deadshot4245]

the shirt size is the s tier hit

[@ラッセル9728]

@@sppl623I’m mentally 12, that shit is funny af 😂😂😂

[@user-vz5tj7jp2j]

If you're 12

[@TheJCinator]

“We make great pizz-“ “It SUCKS actually” 😂😂

[@TheRealKoolaid]

Dom of the year really capitalized there

[@v-torcuevas3405]

He rated it a 6.4 in case anyone was wondering😂

[@chuddleywindston]

That's not even that bad

[@BigNr3d]

Thanks brah

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

That's a decent score, better than most 🤦

[@WilliamBrown-bg7vm]

6.4?😂 shit I be eating at 2.2 places sometimes lol

[@A_Goat]

​@@WilliamBrown-bg7vm Same here. I just got a pizza the other day and they did that whole cut it in a way that they can take out a piece for themselves but made it so obvious that I couldn't help but respect it.

[@sethfroman7044]

This is actually a warm, and friendly conversation between NYers 😂😂

[@52chaco]

Massholes@Spaceoctopus1776

[@TalkingThrones]

It literally says Boston all over the building

[@64moondreamer]

Same attitude different city

[@CANNABISfreedomNOtaxes]

*Massholes

[@Broadlight]

Baahahaaa 'Murika!'

[@justinneal100]

He had that saved up for a long time like he was reading a script if he showed up 😂

[@christopherhedgepeth1449]

Once you stutter in an argument it’s over 😂 “BapBapBapBapBap!”

[@SpankyD97]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpankyD97]

“Name one thing . Name one thing . Clown “ 😭😭😭😭

[@biden_warr3nx767]

Universal rule and thats a facto

[@kenyahkenyah]

😂😂😂

[@ChristianRamirez-vx2le]

Not like the next bite will be better

[@jstra]

This is EXACTLY what everyone who isn't from Boston imagines that Boston is like.

[@lukehullinger9388]

I've lived in boston for 3 years and I see something close to this interaction in public every 3 months

[@slipperyjohnson7016]

Neither of these guys are from Boston. They might live there, but not from there. I'm from Boston, born and raised in Dot and Southie. Trust me, real Boston dudes would have been fighting after the first F bomb!! 😂😂

[@taylorransen7401]

i took my honey moon to boston and i saw an argument like this every day in North end ….

[@chrialltchief2813]

But they are in Boston therefore this is a representation of Boston

[@daniyaradashev3086]

Ive lived in Boston for a year and this is exactly how it is over there.... glad to be back to Texas

[@sanchezzz69420]

good old mature men arguing. 😂

[@crypto_zombie.]

The owner of the shop sucked in his gut after Dave mentioned the shirt!!!!!!!! 😂 go back and watch again

[@user-my6hs9jv9c]

Eh he's probably leaner than the average American though.

[@James_Crayton]

The most polite NY city’s conversation

[@David_F97]

This is in Massachusetts

[@chrisallarts15]

This is Davis Square Somerville Ma dragon pizza on Elm Street

[@_j0rd4n_]

this isent even "ny city" 😂

[@Lion-dr7uv]

It’s MASS, not New York. New Yorkers don’t even sound like Bostonians

[@giraffenuzZ]

There's literally a sign that says BOSTON above dudes head 😂😂

[@friendlyghost6564]

Just the dose of positivity i needed to get through my day.

[@Roddy556]

"I don't like you reviewing pizzas." So make better pizzas

[@christiandrake8994]

Yes.

[@mikaylaburke5441]

What was the score???

[@billy1673]

I’m still not 100% convinced this was t staged but it’s still funny af.🤣

[@zakkthemaniac0329]

The owner just mad that someone actually told him the truth. You don't wine about it. Unless your a little girl you see what you can do to make it better

[@chrisglizzy]

bra when the store owner said “for just being a fucking bitch” i lost it dawg

[@paulmulumba1032]

same😂😂😂😂

[@dave9219]

😂 that was good. But he couldn’t keep that energy and flopped worse than his pizza

[@yungsnotrocket]

This is how New Yorkers make new friends

[@mikediallo6661]

this is right outside of Boston.. Somerville to be exact

[@CANNABISfreedomNOtaxes]

Technically Massholes

[@kaosbruv4587]

Literally says Boston on the window

[@scottd7222]

Where my Villens at?

[@Unknown-individual]

Why did he say "you're a f**king joke" with his eyes closed?😂😂

[@morriskode]

"Everything Everything Everything "😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@isrulius]

For those not from the east coast, this is a completely normal and friendly New York interaction.

[@scottd7222]

This is Somerville Massachusetts bud. This is a Tuesday afternoon interaction up there.

[@Kaigotitright]

For those like yourself who are definitely not from the east coast that matters, this is a completely normal and friendly BOSTON interaction

[@Juke-bk8bi]

Basicly Boston

[@DavisBrendon29]

@@scottd7222used to be a Somerville interaction. Somerville is hoity-toity now.

[@isrulius]

@@Kaigotitright kyle “thinks he’s the main character” andrews.

[@han3wmanwukong125]

The irony is that both of these people spoke 100 factually about each other with no falsehoods and without having met each other before.

[@benedict1297]

wasn't much said by portnoy tho, kinda just pulled out as many 3rd grader insults as he could vomit outta his mouth

[@daneelrod217]

Agreed!!!

[@Jkejhjklmg1485]

@@benedict1297well when it’s a grown ass 50 something acting like a child, I’ll pull out the baby talk. No reason to get complex with a childish adult that won’t understand anything beyond “f*ck you” anyway. So again, f*ck him. He had every opportunity to be humble but his generation jones narcissism got in the way just like a lot of old men out there…

[@bjornzek]

and what exactly was it that the pizza parlor owner said was true? name one?

[@anonomys6049]

@@benedict1297he’s partially right though. A pizza place can just have a bad day or even Dave could / how hungry could effect his grade. Giving a low grade has shown to hurt business

[@BluJae93]

“I make pizza” shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did yet here I am trying to catch my breath

[@Kozykingjames225]

I kinda feel like that guy knew his Pizza was gonna tank and he needed to make a scene to live on..

[@Dnalmo4488]

Thats the friendliest Conversation 2 New Yorkes had in a while

[@Josue166]

This isn't NY homie.. It's Massachusetts

[@Astro-J85]

😂😂😂😂

[@ZoomZoom356]

These are Bostonians, this is how we actually talk to each other, its hilarious.

[@markwildt5728]

You're unoriginal and unfunny. Not to mention wrong.

[@masongould3505]

Says Boston on the window

[@Liam-kg6kl]

Most wholesome interaction in new york

[@30bigiss]

It’s in Boston lmao

[@slimjimmy5801]

Almost 90 ppl liked a comment and it’s not even NY the internet at its finest

[@ZxAMobile]

@@30bigissBoston is New York, do your research next time.

[@BeefZupreme]

@@ZxAMobileBoston owns newyork wym

[@Liam-kg6kl]

@@slimjimmy5801 it's a joke pal, it doesn't have to be new york. Your definitely fun at parties

[@keem2dope]

Big brother opens pizza shop to impress mom Little brother opens a business judging pizza 😂😂😂

[@dakotafrazier2985]

"Let me be clear, fuck you" "let ME be clear, get the fuck out of here" The most Chad conversation ever 😂

[@neanda]

🤣 that's man talk right there. and it's fucking refreshing

[@arctic1439]

Not really. The owner was being a whiny bitch cause he was insecure about his pizzas.

[@thereisnosuchthingasanativ904]

It actually is refreshing to see. In todays simp society where everyone’s offended. These two both said what they said and moved on. I like it. Needs to be more like this. Nobody pulled a gun over a “diss” or proceeded to drop an N bomb every other word like some ppl when they disagree.

[@bredagner4632]

​@@neandaMan Talk...😝💀💀💀💀💀😜🤣

[@BackwardsMrahc]

🤓

[@wanewilliams2728]

“For being a fuckin bitch” had me in tears 😭

[@Beaver_Monday]

Bro was honest 💀

[@lbchuma]

Bro, no challenge, argument was over after that.

[@XxEAZY247xX]

😂😂😂

[@breonboone7185]

Shit got me weak asl 😂😂😂

[@hks2.3stroker6]

Behbehbehbeh Blablabalab Bebebebeb

[@HereForLaughsAndLearns]

Dom of the Year was a legend

[@blakeaustin8835]

"Get the fuck out of the front of my business!" That was the GG!

[@robusttw4479]

I respect that owner for not giving a F who Dave was 😂

[@itiswhatitis7614]

Who the F is Dave.

[@marcuswolve7297]

nah bro.... I think Dave is a total douchebag but the owner is legit being an asshat here just for attention.

[@Jack_Krauzers]

Who the hell is he?

[@toker_poker420]

U guys will find out soon enough bro just do a simple thing I like to call 💥research💥

[@BarryRussell2]

​@toker_poker420 Why would we research someone we don't give a shit about, looks like a grown man going around rating pizzas, Sad

[@urbanl2213]

“Let me be clear, fuck you” is my new catchphrase

[@rdindustries5941]

Ad

[@smartalex995]

OK corny white boy

[@surfboard396]

Put it on a t shirt

[@MindFullTV]

Asi Es

[@khotunkhan3950]

Lame asf

[@Sergeant666]

If he only knew that it's not judged on just "one bite" 😂

[@Tonytracy305]

This guy just single handed ruined his Store business image. Coming from a General manager….not good my boy. Your gonna have to kiss a ton of ass and lose a bunch of money before you come back to the point you were BEFORE THIS MOMENT

[@ryancooke1981]

Emotional people are the best.

[@RT-gj5bp]

Emotional people are gay

[@ECooks]

This is called a triggered liberal. Brought up the New York Times liberal article, he yelled, called names and had ZERO facts for his argument.

[@mynameisben5133]

I do love evangelicals.

[@bigcom656]

I hope you have an amazing day good sir 🤝

[@ryancooke1981]

@@mynameisben5133 Amen

[@BruthaBoomTV_]

“I make pizza it’s great” “it sucks actually” 😂😂

[@superduty3632]

But he didn’t even try it yet. Dave is just a dick.

[@gerardjones3569]

😂😂😂

[@morelljohnson3168]

😂😂😂😂

[@DM-uz7lf]

Remember he's NEVER been in a fight by his own admission.

[@brodyhoug4791]

Everybody judges your shit on the first bite. Aint nobody getting two slices in and going "Actually this pizzas good"

[@nicholasherzog7247]

This is actually how men show affection to eachother.

[@sux2bu37]

...no it's not.

[@DTToTrill]

Lol bro sounds me talking to my bestfriend lol

[@Daverod]

Kids maybe but grown men don’t communicate like this.

[@tablancoo]

This is how repressed homos communicate.

[@milespruitt3839]

Dead ass, theyre in fucking love rn 😂

[@bigdumbhippy111]

Dave treated him like he was one of his employees trying to unionize

[@Thejordaneverliving]

Underrated comment

[@brockbrawn1524]

LMFAO!!!!!

[@zip1233]

They deserve worse

[@chilibowl65]

Fuck unions

[@davestuddaman8127]

Unions are a fkn joke

[@MACHOx3_theRealestateGamecat]

Lol “WHEN YOU KNOW UR OIZZA IS SHIT!”😅😂 preemptive strike so now when you say it’s shit everyone thinks it’s bias 😅😂😂😂😂

[@user-yy2ks5jr8c]

That brother was smooth AF sliding back into the video lol

[@TheElari]

"Your shirt is six sizes too small" 💀

[@justwhaturlooking4593]

He called em a fatso 😂

[@Horchata44]

And then zoomed in lmfao

[@SpiderCop]

Portnoy’s the last dude to be talking fashion with his large wardrobe of women’s jackets, but I’ll give him that one

[@ontopofbottom]

When will this stupid ass skull emoji shit stolen from black people end. It’s so cringey.

[@Tarzana24]

and the other guy can’t wear tshirt just lose hawaiian polo shirt 😜

[@369isaac]

This is the closest Dave Portnoy has ever been to being in a real fight

[@nevhodge2190]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alphadelta7060]

Yea and so happy to antagonise but he would soon change his ways after a reality check

[@gabeslife0601]

Let me guess, you're a liberal?

[@kels--]

⁠​⁠@@alphadelta7060fuck you talm bout? Ole boy came out talkin shit Dave should’ve smacked his ass up. alphadelta7060 isn’t giving anyone a reality check.

[@joefaller9664]

@@alphadelta7060 Lol that bozo in the star wars shirt is the one who needs a reality check.

[@andyhoughtaling6319]

Bro really said: 1: Everything 2: Everything 3: Everything

[@Neo-zi3kg]

Regardless of the whole interaction, that small size Star Wars t shirt loses the battle. I don’t care what he said

[@Dontevenbother808]

That "6 sizes too small, fatso" comment hit his soul when he went inside 🤣

[@murkyturkey5238]

He dug his own grave 😂

[@LongBeachAudits]

Sizes*

[@omniken66]

Not really....I don't think he gave a shit at all!

[@gz6148]

shirt looks like it fit perfectly, unlike this clown wearing a hawain shirt LOL

[@roberdanger]

Yah I wouldn't really care if someone made a comment about my shirt lol. Shows more the character of the person making the comment

[@TheBassSnatcher]

“for being a fucking bitch” im about to go try this man’s restaurant now frfr lol 😂

[@stunt-]

Why would you give him business, he just got down and swallowed Dave’s nuts bc he lost that match that HE STARTED

[@mrrager3894]

Yea that shit had me dying 😂

[@SMACKDAD]

Yeah Dave portnoy sucks this guys pizza is probably good af

[@jailanrayvon434]

How was it?

[@cjr2131]

Bro you need to post the results

[@LoneWanderer69]

Lmao this is such a one-sided Bostonian “negotiation” that I assumed the store owner is from California

[@christophermontanes8278]

Yo the ba ba ba ba pa had me weakkkkkkk

[@livepinx]

Dave and the pizza dude should definitely have a reality tv show where they tour the world together disagreeing on everything.

[@tobybigham4196]

I would actually watch that!!!

[@Tejasmade]

Lmfao 🤣 right!! He’ll say “DAVE I LIKE THIS PIZZA DONT RATE IT A 6” 😂😂

[@AgeHernz]

Would definitely watch!

[@bewell6019]

Would pay to see it!

[@joeblow3145]

Lmao guy taps his 3 fingers counting “everything, everything, everything” 😭😭😭😭

[@gelfeatherweight5335]

"I make pizza!" "It fucking SAWKS!!"

[@nevadagrace3514]

Opinions are like aholes, everybody has one.

[@MikeyB110]

“Just being a fucking bitch” is one of the best lines I’ve heard in 2023😂😂😂😂😂

[@RDC_Autosports]

i like the way you made it clear to the guy 😂😂 i still laugh over this

[@ecksdee2146]

“What are you gonna call the cops on me for, being on a public street?” “For being a fucking bitch” What a legend

[@insideoutlaw]

😂😂😂

[@beach_boy1141]

😂😂

[@user-fh5fg6vb4h]

Lmao 😂

[@merkmarm]

😂😂😂

[@geebee380]

Lmfao

[@eatcat2]

He's actually in pretty good shape considering he owns a pizza place and he's had that shirt since starwars came out

[@jeremiahyoungberg3611]

$10 at Kohls it ain’t vintage

[@DB377AVIA]

My dad used to own pizzas places and whenever he would close one he’d get in great shape and then as soon as he’d open one he’d just put on 50lbs in like 4 months. Guy couldn’t stop eating mozzarella and pepperoni every time he walked by the toppings 😂

[@fabiansandoval6132]

Bro i worked at pizza hut in my teens and i put like 30 pounds lmao when the pizzas would come out i would cut of a tiny slice and eat that shit non stop hahaha

[@MoHawkAnakin]

@@fabiansandoval6132I worked at Dominos for 6 months and gained 15 pounds quick af lol. I’ve always been small like 135 and never able to gain weight but that job had me fat. I quit tho and I’m back to regular weight.

[@carlosx1576]

Let’s not sugar coat this shit no he isn’t in good shape 😂

[@bencook7731]

that “everything” joke he did was funny asf

[@bluexxx3373]

He did a Gordon Ramsay emote

[@user-vt5lm6tk1k]

You gotta give the man some respect for saying it to his face and doing it politely at first. Got carried away but he started politely.😂😂😂

[@wattsinc.]

Well when he acted like a child I'm surprised he didn't swing

[@stevendalloesingh]

He was heated from.the jump, body language. He is like the people that close their eye and tell you that their Prius saves the planet, mmkay.

[@user-vt5lm6tk1k]

Darn liberals

[@travisjones5576]

“Let me be clear, fucka you” 😂😂😂

[@idrinkmilk282]

Nobody said 'fucka' chill

[@Royalty_girlie]

​@@idrinkmilk282calm down.

[@DeezNutz-sk7nx]

​@@idrinkmilk282It's just a comment pretty sure you are the one that needs to chill 😂

[@dripprototype98]

@@DeezNutz-sk7nxfacts 😂

[@constantthought6082]

@@idrinkmilk282”chill” because you’re offended ?

[@Uwolz]

Fucked up his business for nothing.

[@yaekmon]

That's a man who knows his pizza is mid

[@YoureGhey]

“Let me be clear, FUCK YOU!” Has me rolling 😂😂😂

[@othertwishart]

I gotta write that one down

[@laurabryfogle7516]

Fukin' funnyassfukers

[@MsTrisBeats]

😂😂😂 .. this is pure comedy 🎭!!! 😂

[@ntedeprssnt]

This is the kinda of vibes I’m looking for when I want authentic Italian pizza.

[@paulbromley6687]

Are you talkin to me ?

[@ryanb8736]

True. Love the atmosphere.

[@ElonNepoBaby]

It was a 6.4 and even the randoms trying it said it’s sucked. Not authentic

[@Iexecutioner]

@@ElonNepoBabythe locals were saying it was good did you watch the video?

[@michaeldeneneo7486]

you want good authentic Italian pizza go to Denneno's Pizza in Stoughton mass

[@yourock3794]

This mf really listed "everything" three times as examples lol.

[@nikolasalim]

well, I think that "BABABABA, BABABABA, BABABABA" is a totally valid point

[@Deathscrush_1]

"your shirt is 6 sizes too small" LMAO

[@steventheguitar5470]

“Fatso”

[@Euph0rigenic]

Hahahhahah the best part

[@TheLuckyShepherd]

*camera zooms into show his gut*

[@AmitDangerPatel]

Once you have to go the fat shaming route you’ve lost the “fuck you” match

[@poopyfartboi]

Then BAM... Called him a Fatso, hook line and sinker folks. Not sure if I used that right but tbh I just felt like saying it

[@Q..M]

“What are you gonna tattle on me for, standing on the street” got me 😂😂😂

[@dylanpenney9985]

No it didn’t boy

[@MorrisWilsonFvcks]

He has a point though. Dont be a dick hole and upstruck someone's business.

[@NWFalcony]

​@@dylanpenney9985 cry

[@NWFalcony]

​@@MorrisWilsonFvcksdon't make shitty food and overcharge for it than

[@JGComments]

A one bite sample is more than most business get.

[@shish9193]

Bro is getting mad over free exposure to his business