I got Kidnapped on Dream SMP

[@Mr.doggo_]

POV: You are a plot device.

[@dooppooter]

good one

[@clairebear9886]

good one

[@anactualrat1670]

good one

[@stratniw2761]

good one

[@deathmoredeath1510]

good one

[@DabBat]

“Stop crying we’re trying to get into the animatics” -Technoblade 2020

[@justjason3161]

He did say that!

[@julielove4evr]

@@justjason3161 Yup! He did indeed say that! Good job listening @Baguette!

[@glassinabin]

Man, I'm pretty sure Sun Tzu said that

[@Not.sher000]

Who's technoblade? I only know Sun Tzu from The Art of War

[@DabBat]

@@julielove4evr :)

[@TT-op7jp]

Connor casually stealing everything Tommy owns by putting signs on it

[@Glacidon]

Quite literally the same thing Tommy did on his first few days, if I remember correctly

[@sauffle]

Lol tommy did the same thing

[@chloe.awesome]

reminds me of something but i cant put my finger to it, i think a child put signs on every property saying its his and that its bcs hes the vice president, oh wait-

[@ayuzawa_yukina]

That's what Tommy did When he joined the SMP

[@muhammadamirun3777]

tommy does that too in early day of joining server and also when moving into techno house

[@inkbanditt501]

*My streamer* is apart of the lore.

[@dagger6eyes]

finally

[@Alchrat]

My favorite lesbian streamer is part of the SMP!

[@edgartinoco9572]

@@Alchrat the closest thing to a lesbian we could find*

[@FreeTheRats_]

@@edgartinoco9572 wdym the closest thing

[@julielove4evr]

@@FreeTheRats_ Watch his new years animal crossing video.

[@revkun]

Tommy and Techno Killing Connor is like some high up rich elitist killing a homeless man to prove a point.

[@hieronymus2644]

Then Connor will become the Joker

[@timothy6583]

@@hieronymus2644 you're assuming that he's dangerous

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂

[@jehovahwitnessgamer3808]

this is a I got Kidnapped on Dream SMP by ConnorEatsPants Daily moment

[@ethannn_9965]

Faaaaxxxxxx

[@lukasdonner6543]

elgato no signal moment

[@milandavid7223]

Lmao moment

[@joolian4763]

This is a 5jy restating the title moment

[@UrrutiaWasHere]

bruh...

[@castorhyfsat858]

little did connor know, that when he started recording, he was going to get kidnapped and tortured by two wanted christmas elves in his own home and then get sold into a country when he was leader of his own

[@gelato64]

How convenient

[@placeholder3]

2 elfs?

[@castorhyfsat858]

@@placeholder3 i’m honestly very unsure, but elves feels right to me

[@icebate8812]

@@castorhyfsat858 2 anarchists*

[@usernameisusernam]

@@icebate8812 close enough

[@coclarkis]

connor is effortlessly funny and is definitely one of the funniest on the smp

[@colinouille2786]

he isn't funny when he tries though : )

[@that1panther105]

@@colinouille2786 I find him funny you you can state your opinion just don’t act like it’s a fact

[@dump6302]

@@colinouille2786 u must have a bland sense of humor if u think he's unfunny

[@bread6435]

@@colinouille2786 your opinion is wrong

[@rapgodmaster6592]

Colinouille these other men sound like new viewers. We must retreat back to the twitch chat immediately.

[@meowshroom3945]

Techno water boarding someone while selling out is kind of a summary of his personality lol

[@olc7222]

If I like ConnorEatsPants, I'll love ConnorEatsPants. You are correct.

[@maesicals]

“if you like connoreatpants you’ll love connoreatpants”

[@ProdCashhier]

I think I saw that too

[@Michael_McMaster]

I also saw that

[@lokki0573]

Love seeing Connor support smaller creators!

[@mikaiiiiii]

I agree

[@MrCoolerBeans]

@@FullCrupt-jq6gy shut

[@clumpofdirt1193]

@@FullCrupt-jq6gy j o k e

[@oofbruh2607]

5:49 "IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALCHEMISTS--SOMEBODY HELP--YOU CANT SEE ME BUT IM IN PAIN" im losin it rn

[@andrewkeyser6866]

Connor: Best Actor and Minecraft Streamer

[@Santi-mz9ll]

Yes but I think Wilbur is better neither way it’s almost a tie

[@mj_soos4414]

The best part is when he purposely dies and puts it in the video

[@Lana-xl9kl]

this wasnt even part of the script tho. it just suddenly happened

[@gerfrump1815]

I can't tell if any of you are joking.

[@Santi-mz9ll]

@@gerfrump1815 what?

[@np8366]

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but im so glad connor uploaded his pov because the child talked over EVERY. DAMN. LINE.

[@acek2016]

Yeah I feel like the acting would be better if he calmed down

[@rainydeestar]

@@acek2016 for his defense, it was pretty funny

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

@@acek2016 maybe because it's his stream???

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

You guys hate on tommy for the fucking stupidest reasons, EVERY FUCKING STUPID LITTLE THING. It's his stream likw for fuck sake. Like I guess everybody in their streams talk to much damn, streamers are annoying when they stream! Oh my god.

[@steelformrarity4590]

Connor is holding the entirety of the Dream SMP lore on his back man

[@shinykitsunelive]

Tommy: Connor, how do you like oxygen? Connor: *...I'm a fan?*

[@katrinasampang5552]

timestamp

[@UmarTahir]

@@katrinasampang5552 10:09

[@Isaac-ym8kq]

HES ACTUALLY DOING PLOT, I DONT WATCH ANYONE ELSE I DONT KNOW WHY IM EXCITED

[@castorhyfsat858]

this really felt like a comedy mafia movie

[@tylerT200]

“How much pain do you feel on a daily basis?” “Honesty’s... Probably like a seven” “WELL ITS ABOUT TO BE A NINE”

[@ValueNetwork]

Holding a homeless person who literally just joined the server hostage so you can get your extremely valuable weapons back from a Nation that the hostage has no affiliation with! This is the greatest plan

[@LowReedExpert1]

Plan was so crazy that it actually worked

[@yellowcatgirl]

conar didnt stream this cuz he knew chat would bully him bless him

[@ryantrusty8933]

It wasn't planned

[@hubsn8835]

@@ryantrusty8933 it actually was, connor even leaked the dms on stream by accident that shown them talking about it

[@noximustheomnipotent]

@@hubsn8835 who cares lmao

[@gaysetokaiba]

@@hubsn8835 when did connor leak the dms?? thats hilarious but makes sense lmao i was so surprised he was giving into the roleplay

[@BarginsGalore]

@@ryantrusty8933 lmao yes it was

[@emmad799]

when he died on purpose to the spider for the sake of the bit... what a legend

[@Akranejames]

I just love how much Connor being there derailed that entire stream into an hostage situation where two wanted criminals threaten the friendly hobo that's just... around.

[@distortedcobalt]

I cannot believe that Connor Eats Pants Daily uploaded today

[@enzuo4673]

I hope he uploads tomorrow too!

[@distortedcobalt]

@@enzuo4673 Don’t get your hopes up!

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

maybe if we’re lucky he’ll upload yesterday too!

[@zendpixie]

Tommy saw Dream manipulating and breaking him for weeks, got out of exile, thought "hey! I can do that!" and decided to speedrun it on Connor

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂

[@moonrat1955]

Technoblade calling the santa hats halloween hats makes me crack up oml

[@tootoasted4589]

“If you love connereatspants, you’ll LOVE connereatspants....” The end of conners streaming career :sadge:

[@yeleoh]

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[@blossomha908]

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME BUT I'M IN PAAAAAIIINN!!!!!" 😂😂😂

[@lordchunks2411]

Tommy sounds like he spits when he talks

[@oofbruh2607]

He does he apparently produces more saliva than the average person or something and he doesn’t really want to have jokes made about it

[@Swanfather]

@@oofbruh2607 I would expect nothing more from a brit

[@anej6272]

He IS bri'ish

[@dump6302]

he's bri'ish and has braces

[@frommars6887]

@@dump6302 he doesn’t have braces anymore

[@cassiel2788]

Connor really made this entire awkward thing 100% better lol

[@Zoochiini]

Connors neighborhood hearing him scream about being held hostage and getting kidnapped... Holy shit Connor you had a bucket the entire time

[@moxik7686]

Man, I wish he kept playing with tommyinnit. I love that guy. - Minecrafter

[@julielove4evr]

wow

[@murohana]

I love how no matter the situation he's put in connor always manages to be effortlessly entertaining

[@LowReedExpert1]

Funniest thing to me through this whole thing is the timing of everytime Tommy hurts him Techno heals him like a second later

[@AngellicRuby]

This is the villain origin story

[@thomassomeone4868]

The Connor DreamSMP arc is complete.

[@chum5518]

hey connor just wanted to ask if you’re back was ok from carrying the entire dream smp

[@amukarna]

1:47 I love how he could've just dug out or mined the ender chest but he had the big idea to mine 2 stone with his bare hands

[@sophieh6799]

as a dreamsmp fan i support your quest for clout and will proudly be baited

[@acek2016]

Same with me

[@sparklesparkle3370]

This roleplaying stuff is actually really fun to watch

[@socks_andcrocs]

Connor: Gets kidnapped Mincraft Music: It is my time.

[@grinchsimulated9946]

"I have to die first, and technoblade never dies"...

[@skate3enjoyer418]

i wonder what his family are thinking when connors shouting

[@garfieldgarivanna]

I can't believe famous British youtuber, TommyInnit, and famous American youtuber, Technoblade, kidnaps famous American Twitch streamer, ConnorEatsPants.

[@allyssahanes2140]

That “If you like ConnorEatsPants, you’ll love ConnorEatsPants” intro tho, the madman actually did it

[@bryannaschienholz7591]

Tommy: “We’ll bring it down to a four on the scale” Techno: “yeah! And on the AP tests” 3:20

[@saggypotatoes7271]

Connor is finally being included except he’s just being bullied

[@melomewo3359]

1:07 this is an intimidating sight that I can't help but laugh at

[@cedricbrady3637]

technoblade never dies

[@leightonkekuewa1545]

Best line “Do you happen to have any lunch money?”

[@cadillac.krafter.6279]

I can't believe the script writers actually put in the effort to add connor into the story

[@ravioli714]

This wasn’t scripted

[@aeiylicdao]

@@ravioli714 it was lol they're doing a lore when this happens

[@nuts_fattening]

@@aeiylicdao cringe dream smp Stan are you 12

[@aeiylicdao]

@@nuts_fattening cringe wtf i didn't even do anything i just said that its a lore... and im not 12 :)

[@rainydeestar]

@@nuts_fattening Calling someone cringe because they like something is way more childish to be quite honest

[@andreasmarinakos6120]

Kind of sad he cut out the part where he was screaming "MY DEATH IS BEING MONITIZED!!!!" while techno was ringing the sell-out bell

[@gaclass]

I can see Connor's been practicing his acting since being added to the dream smp

[@rv6838]

tubbo ranboo tommy and techno are trading weapons and hostages like they are pokemon cards

[@finn1708]

If this isn’t proof gamers are oppressed I don’t know what is

[@raviolieothedisgustingsupe4504]

this is a certified connoreatspants classic

[@martyrhodes]

I swear one person per stream is harrassed and starts crying

[@CB_W0lf]

Connor, now you can start your own revenge arc. Think of the views! XD

[@quack8314]

ah yes the "Halloween hats"

[@ScubaSteve27]

Connor just randomly screaming “HELP” gives me life

[@MaddyRose1998]

As someone who's entire DreamSMP experience is only Technoblade best of complications, watching Techno and Tommy work together feels like a fever dream

[@RadarTheManedWolf]

YOOOO CONNOR POV OF THE HOSTAGE SITUATION

[@MarlboroSmoker-]

Connor is basically just the cabbage man from avatar at this point

[@Stonkzy]

Connor is carrying the entire Dream SMP on his back with his RP.

[@MarshKArt]

My streamer was overpowered by a child.

[@Axton-gq9qv]

POV: You only appear once in the whole canon plotline of the Dream SMP

[@sambradley9091]

Congrats, your first plot involvement is being kidnapped, you and Antfrost should start a club

[@резня-п1е]

this tommy guy was kinda rude to conar just let the man eat pant

[@kaylee3772]

Conar eat pant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Irish_Ian17]

I've never watched any of Connors videos, but I'm getting the impression his life is constant pain.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂

[@caseyjones-esque]

6:08 his “HELLO” sounded like the guy who didn’t like musicals

[@Sod1ePop]

Tubbo was like: "Cuphead: Don't Deal With The Devil!"

[@5plash215]

I love how all he does is steal tommys house sometimes and then we never hear from him for like another month

[@trynideepyper841]

the fact that he purposely got killed by a spider at the end is really interesting to me... he knew exactly what to do to get a good joke out of the whole situation.

[@nomrahz0577]

Congratulations Connor on finally being part of the main story

[@Flanneryschickens]

Connor is hilarious throughout all of this and also in the video description. I watched Technoblade's stream when this first came out but watching Connor's perspective is somehow so much better

[@Khloe7893]

Technoblade and Tommy are kinda funny, they should become youtuber or something.

[@LuciusWagner27]

Ive been waiting for this video after I watched the streams

[@moisessalazar365]

When your streamer hasn’t gone live in 4 days

[@venus_ai]

Alternate title: British child and pig attack innocent bystander for 24 minutes straight.

[@greenjuicebox3635]

Connor is just the background that everyone wants to be in the main story but never is

[@julielove4evr]

It's better this way. I don't want to watch him just read a script.

[@squidspecs]

"YOU CANT SEE ME BUT IM IN PAIN" yeah I feel that

[@yuimichi8938]

AYYY CONNER IS IN THE LORE (i can’t spell)

[@swiwiws125]

joined three weeks ago only comments on dream smp videos lmao

[@yuimichi8938]

what-

[@chloe.awesome]

Tommy and Tubbo: have a sad convo for the first time in a while connor: HELPPP

[@austinorr4701]

Tommy enjoy this(being a hostage keeper) a bit to much

[@julielove4evr]

Ah yes a "hostage keeper"

[@shaynarose7095]

i mean he is a dirty crime kid and he's had slavs before

[@sincerallie]

not his first rodeo

[@acek2016]

@@sincerallie nope

[@newttonium]

@@shaynarose7095 why Russians though

[@clickeggorubad7410]

Man moment

[@glassinabin]

Once again I got to say, Descoda good job again today!

[@glassinabin]

@@needanenbien same

[@robotmaster4515]

Amen Connor pant man was named 2nd best actor ever for a reason.

[@master106]

Connoreatspants waterboarding experience.

[@hello-up1fo]

This is gonna get *views*

[@andrear4445]

well that was actually kind of depressing from your perspective

[@faithseden293]

You’re the funniest person on the server and you made this stream soooo enjoyable to watch😂

[@_Heng_]

I like how Connor continues to try to break the cobblestone that trapped him the first time despite the fact there was dirt that he could've used to escape which covered like a 6th of his screen (2:05 btw)

[@Moramany]

This was honestly just sad. Not bad content, I just feel bad

[@Mossy-box]

“Stop crying we’re trying to get in the animatics”

[@w0bblegum347]

"Nice Uterus BRov" -Tommyinnit 2020

[@ananta8514]

ConnerEatsPants Daily is in incredible genius because since he wasn't streaming compilation channels can't steal his very funny ConnorEatsPants footage

[@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

Tommy and Techno being two kidnappers who are arguing and hate each other but the minute Connor insults them they both just stop arguing and are like “drown em” is still one of the funniest things ever

[@hamsandwich6712]

Im so happy he took the part of his intro that said live out so it just says: “if you like ConnorEatsPants, youll love ConnorEatsPants.”

[@atomiclight8574]

I get irrationally angry knowing he had a bucket in his inventory the entire time.

[@robinmatthews2997]

Do you understand how content works?

[@atomiclight8574]

yes

[@robinmatthews2997]

@@atomiclight8574 why are you getting angry over it then, it’s meant to be entertaining

[@atomiclight8574]

@@robinmatthews2997 Didn't I say irrationally?