I got scammed in 2022 | Aakash Mehta | Stand Up Comedy

In this stand up comedy video I, Aakash Mehta, talk about the beautiful horrors of getting married to the love of your life, finding out marriage isn't as much fun as you thought and exploring the inner intricacies of a blissful married life.
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Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai.
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Written and Performed by Stand up comedian Aakash Mehta.
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[@KuchBhiMehta]

Buy Tickets for my upcoming stand up comedy show in your city 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 linktr.ee/kuchbhimehta

[@ashmait]

Delhi kb??

[@nishantmenon6317]

Growth Bhai Growth..I remember commenting long back ki didn’t find it too funny and you were a sport to direct me to another video of yours saying Tu woh dekh..ane aaje jo maja padi gai.. I live in Australia n happy to know you are travelling now..loved it bhai stay blessed

[@JayShah-pk4oc]

Can't find Sydney tickets in the linktree man! Could you please update? Really looking forward to see you live

[@bhargavhangal4094]

That one lady is relating too hard. A god sent for a comedian.

[@Riider2050]

That might be his wife 😂

[@gauravkomawar2194]

Ditto my thoughts

[@DK-ox7ze]

I thought I am hearing more details because I am on headphones 😂

[@nullvoid12]

Accha.. aur ?

[@paradoxalpha8436]

When he said, "Vagi*as don't face front, they face down", all men could relate to that!!!!

[@zebway3914]

Not all😢

[@missingpatel7349]

Nope I don't care which angle vaginas face, because this is one piece of knowledge I'll never need in my life

[@jdotx9843]

Sab ni krte laxman 💔💔

[@krunalibhagat989]

I just realized this

[@jarvis_plays622]

I have never seen one😢 Can any gurl 🥺 confirm this ??

[@nayanontherocks]

It seems Archana Puran Singh was in audience 😅😂

[@saoodsait1412]

She’s just laughing for no reason at this point. Might be his wife.

[@manasmohadikar5049]

5 mins into the video already irritated by her laugh

[@HarpreetSingh1991]

Archna puran singh toh nahi? 🙄

[@mskinternational]

Paid actor

[@zoeanghon5676]

I don't think you understand unhinged comedy and laughter.

[@uya9724]

Restinpeace right waala kaan

[@im_rishabsingh]

Office me Beth ke dekh rha hu Naukri jae bhad me 🎉😂

[@venkatasaitarunkasiraju1721]

Same here

[@im_rishabsingh]

@@venkatasaitarunkasiraju1721 Sath me nayi Naukri dudhegy bhai load mat lo 😂

[@Karan.Singh.1980]

तुम घर बैठो, वो नौकरी मुझे दिलवा दो, मैं भी बेरोजगार।

[@iyappansriram9854]

same

[@mrudulasawant8534]

Same

[@Zoxuul]

that one dying chick in the audience; chef's kiss to you lmao

[@deepjyotibarman2827]

That women😅😂

[@TEXAS2459]

WOMAN

[@Ashutosh-2512]

Suparnekha

[@owenshaw8762]

Kal hi soch raha tha ki ye maar geya kya.....good to see you dude🤣

[@FIT_.NERDIE]

par ab margya na bhai

[@chauhanparamvirsingh5108]

Same. Aaj e search kiya. K zinda hai

[@frozendream8431]

The urge to google, "Aksah Mehta's wife".

[@jaypandya6538]

the woman in my right ear is definitely having fun. she surely got her moneys worth. probably talked about this show for 2 days

[@viancavarma3455]

real

[@manansanghvi3153]

15:13 this plot and that special CHAMACHIDIYA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The best was you explained the audience what chamachidiya is 😂😂😂😂

[@sgtneosphere173]

The recall to that Classical Dancer bit was genius.

[@ishansawhney6933]

Aakash started doing documentaries… 😂😂😂 Too real

[@BlissBlooded]

One of the best rant on marriage, I guess it's time for me to see you live again. Day and day, Bruv, you give me good reason not to be married this early at 28.

[@alokdharpure3770]

also at 38 and forever

[@indrrabaruua610]

True... People like us needed such video... Giving me good reasons to postpone marriage even at the age of 29.... Also why not to be in any sort of relationship.... Been happily single for 8 years and continue to be so...

[@hamidlodhi77]

Love your set, your delivery and can feel you after 22 years of marriage 😁

[@KuchBhiMehta]

😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼 Do send to Bhabhiji also! And all the other married friendssss

[@TEXAS2459]

NAPAAAA VAAALEEEE!!!! IS BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[@only-anime8241]

0:03 i now know where is this from 🙂the background voice.

[@dharmeshpatel8972]

Where is it from?

[@Alivelivelylive]

​@@dharmeshpatel8972from one of his standup set a few years ago

[@only-anime8241]

@@dharmeshpatel8972 its from one of his older stand ups comedy on yt.

[@only-anime8241]

@@dharmeshpatel8972 its from one of his older stand up on yt.

[@BananaMonth]

​@@dharmeshpatel8972It's from one of his comedy shows where he describes an old racing game in which there is a race location called "Napa Valley" . To which he says " Nappa Valeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[@macpinto9382]

I've seen all my favorite Indian comics in Dubai except for THE Aakash Mehta! As soon as you announce those dates, 4 ticket pakki! Can't wait!

[@technga]

18:29 the way he said cutiee😂😂😂😂

[@trupalcanada]

Bhai Archana Singh ko kab hire kiya

[@Salty_Gacha_Gamer]

That one lady was legit wheezing 😂😂😂

[@madhura4811]

Whichever woman is laughing hysterically and continuously, overacting ka 50 kat uska

[@Lonestar91]

Your dad deserves his own set of stand up comedy😂😂 love his solutions

[@Dhruv-_-0.]

This one was so much better than the ones you’ve been puttibg up of late. Were too weird for me ig. But this! This slaps!! Great job man, keep up the good work!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

7:04 Hindi Dub of Nick Dunne in ‘Gone Girl’

[@aniruddhatakle8023]

2:00 coming straight from the existential dread

[@AcousticProgrammer]

I've seen your show every single time you've performed in delhi or gurgaon and you are always in a rush near the end and going "chalo chalo jaldi se khatam karna hai show". It's so amazing you always have more funnies than u can pack in an hour and you go off on so many tangents 😭. My fav comedian

[@Dregun]

How to get divorced 101

[@bhukkadprabhu]

Oh Akash, Oh Akash! Thoroughly enjoyed a good standup comedy video after ages. Keep em coming brother

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Thanks yaar do share it amongst WhatsApp groups wagere. Algo toh nahi karega push 😅

[@jayanth528]

Jee bhar ke bohot hasa even if it is little adult, thanks for making people laugh Every time you make people laugh their heart out, God is counting. God bless you bro

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Thank you so much yaar! Do share it with friends/WhatsApp groups! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@mihir5451]

Oh God. I went into full nostalgic mode, and reached to "Sunsilk ka batli" Remember? Than your last "Smoking" and "Nasty" itni sari bar dekha hai, now imagine my mind having all scenes combining with this one I am watching, I was laughing so hard, It was "Lmao" moment for me, literally.

[@Anand_Dzines]

This has got to be your funniest set yet, enjoyed every single joke❤❤

[@KuchBhiMehta]

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@aashuuuuuuuuu]

+1

[@brajeshkumarsingh45]

that daiyan wala laugh after every joke cracked me up more!!!

[@chetanlokesh5901]

No one can rant and make you laugh simultaneously like Aakash Mehta. 😂

[@anshul4385]

Yaar Aakash woh lady ko humour se chup kara dete , uski aawaz kaan mei chub rahi thi

[@VaibhavShewale]

that women is so relatable in every scenario

[@haardnayak8499]

Best stand up comedian really

[@ishitashah5085]

What a riot! Completely unexpected, but much needed break in between of work. Recharged.

[@sagargangavani3863]

Its almost 3 at night was having some overthinking issues and just got to ur video I laughed so hard 😂 feeling so relaxed all thanks to uh man ❤️

[@RaiSahab_QT]

That one girl laughing in the corner is ruined the whole show and my right ear because I am using Headphones to watch this video 😢😒

[@ironfistgaming8945]

Kuch acha tha, jadatar boring tha, but I like it this way... totally unique, signature aakash mehta standup style, different from mainstream, fully real, and funny with being real (identity of a true artist)..... keep going bro love your videos (would be better if you upload more often)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:21 Aakash is speaking my language 😂

[@Aweein]

Wtf is that dude 😂 How I was missing his content .. Super boss, the timings of throwing jokes are fantastic, I appreciate 🙏

[@shubhshethiya7]

Bacardi logoooo !! You nailed it 😂😂

[@its_abbu]

Bro getting divorced after the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@himanigandhi3359]

Ayeee you're back!! So happy to see you! Loved this piece 🤗❤

[@AntiChrist.Satan666]

Puzzle Joke copied from Daniel Sloss

[@ramthyagarajan]

Vintage Aakash Mehta.... loved it!

[@shubhshethiya7]

Akash ki accent and language 😂😂😂 are way more funny then jokes

[@arunimauniyal4227]

crazy , akash rocks us every time👌🏻👌🏻

[@sujalgohil3234]

Great one bro need more of such

[@maazkazi2591]

Aakash has a vibe that no other comedian can match.❤🔥 Excited for the release of Dark.

[@alap1983]

These aren't Just Jokes. Many of them are TRUTH BOMBS.

[@Puttingmyheartout]

i just loved this set. its funny like even third time..

[@Alexmarshall15]

She is cute yaar Akash 😂come on .....that body wash was like cute ....

[@ankitshrivastwa5221]

you are one of the best standup comics i have seen ngl

[@MrMoneyMultiplier]

One of the best of yours! Loved it

[@Ahmedabad-Single-Souls]

🤣🤣🤣 Stay single stay happy. Marriage is a defunct institution.

[@Tancastic]

comedy show to acha h tha lekin ye aurtein ki hassi 😐 sara maza khraab kr diya

[@-kz2se]

This guy knows how to use gali at the exact time. And as always he nailed it. ❤❤❤

[@sd23254]

Thanks Akash for making me laugh in difficult time ❤

[@vishalvijaykumar6000]

There is one lady in the audience, front row who’s laughter will send a chill down anybody’s spine.. insane 🔥🔥🤣

[@rishikodwani5400]

next level sir..... one of the best work of yours

[@danielroyte8127]

Amazing work as always! Can't wait to see the special and I hope you have an amazing tour sir!

[@dr.vrunda]

Thank you for making me laugh 🙏🌻.. I was crying before watching ur video

[@chinmayeesurve7769]

PSA. Never. NEVER eat food while watching Aakash Mehta stand-up. Khaate khaate khana got stuck in my goddamn windpipe. 15 mins tak mom dad ki stress me. And I'm still laughing and coughing like a dumb fuck 🤣

[@upamhandique8154]

Did you guys see the caption at 9:22? He says "Khargosh pakad ke kha!" Caption says "Go be Bear Grylls" 🤣🤣🤣

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Indeed

[@vishalvyas5721]

Thank you Akash, It's been long time, we see you !!! Aur haa, ek hi SOAP saalo tak use karne se wo keede log - SOAP proof ho jaate hai. to Chnage karke rehne kaa thoda thoda - Savlon bhi achha hai, iska cousin hi hai apne dettol ka... Wo kya hai mein bhi wo Hygine wala hi hoon so.... hahahaahahahahah

[@jaym3916]

That women should be hired professionally as crowd laugh....😅❤ Woh akele hi 100 audience members ke barabar thi😅🤣

[@iamnottanya]

19:08 oh how i wish your dad would have said "soapy water mein daal denge" 😂

[@KuchBhiMehta]

If I say something you could've thought of yourself, there would be no need for me. :)

[@suchandrakundu9012]

This is the best piece of yours I have heard so far on the internet. This one is great Bharat nattyam to rubber ki machli pe gheee 😂😂😂😂

[@daredevil4040]

Ye video dekh ke 🖐️iradaa aur😎 pakka ho gaya hai😊 No marriage 😂

[@djshelin]

Waiting for an AI which has a special option to mute "DRUNK DAYAN LAUGH" only, so that i can enjoy this video peacefully.

[@ShaggyScooby]

Take your wife to the aquarium next time 😂

[@sahilsardeshpande1889]

U r the best bro . Good job

[@harshityadav350]

no archana puran singh was harmed in the video

[@vijaykasar22202]

Dude salute to you, whenever I watch your videos I laugh a lot dude appreciate your sence of humour, quality of jokes and the way you deliver it 🔥🔥❤️

[@aniruddhagarg]

Who tf is laughing this hard in my right year? Mam you need to calm down.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

6:49 Vikram Bhatt just found the story for his latest movie.

[@KuchBhiMehta]

😂

[@dalimasinghh1517]

Superb performance!! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@skotak1987]

Kick ass delivery... Great topic.. BC loved it...

[@hemendranathdas1561]

Loved it Aakash....Made my day

[@shrirooppatil3170]

Finally after years you posted, missed you brother, nappa valle!!!!

[@ivytrishasingh3120]

In some moments during the video, he reminds me of Babu Bhaiya from Hera Pheri.😵😂

[@KuchBhiMehta]

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@arijitgoswami311]

You wife is bengali? Arreee broo pehele bolna tha nah.. You are our jamai.. Aare full mazeeee🎉

[@raw.as_white8046]

Bro literally gave everything 🫡🙌🏻😂😂

[@harshmaheshwari5274]

All this time it was just his dad victim of his jokes..... now my man has got one more ....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IamSoangelic]

अच्छा खासा कॉमेडियन था 5:49 शादी के बाद बावरा हो गया है😂😂

[@rochaksaxena9825]

BAAAAP SET!!! BAHUT MAJBOOOT FUNNNYYY!! very well put 👌👌

[@nokulkanekar]

He is the most underrated stand up comedian!!😄

[@jyotirajmazumdar7324]

I am glad i clicked on this video, thanks for uploading this video...

[@KagziKatana]

missed you.

[@ashishchaudharicool]

Never liked his comedy earlier. Abhi ek number kar raha hai🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@tejasbhayana3569]

4:15 the laugh from 4:12-4:15 ohh my god😂😂

[@ranikrex2509]

Bhai😂😂😂 chaa gaya! Dettol soap 🧼 ka gaar le liya

[@kudrat72]

the loofah joke was the best 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Mynameisram818]

God damn video brother....... I have seen literally all videos and they are amazing but this video is just outstanding. I am not married but I am damn sure it is relatable to married people. ❤😂😂

[@harshvardhanjha2162]

Now I know why he is going on a tour after uploading this video that is a must 😂😂😂

[@danielmodi9816]

This one should get more love. 😂😂😂