I GOT VIOLATED IN THIS SIDEMEN VIDEO...

[@hark14imb]

Simon's cracked the code to life. He's basically getting double paycheck for missing a day at work lol

[@someweebontheinternet3277]

triple because hes also streaming😂

[@ejmadrid7810]

I couldn’t stop laughing when simon said “I’m being bullied by my colleagues” 😂 ethan and his colleagues comment is never gonna die 😂

[@ab.1405]

Not funny

[@Proxuius]

@@ab.1405 it is

[@InfernoCarson3619]

with the apocalypse question, I could see Vikk going down the route of just building traps at his home's entrances and then he turns them off when he leaves to go get supplies.

[@ordenax]

A very smart play

[@niclaus1143]

Nice to see a bunch of colleagues get together and have some fun. You know they act like such good friends.

[@bblakeyyy]

the captions for the first few seconds had me shook

[@Whowasinparris]

💀

[@halisking7803]

Legit just saw that

[@auisfbiuhask6353]

Fr i accidentally saw that when i hovered the mouse over the vid and it showed me the captions lmaoo I was gonna comment the same thing

[@codyjohnson6427]

Lmaoo

[@balajisrikrishna4193]

THe Apocalypse won't affect Simon because he is an LMSO

[@Stimpyy24]

Lmao 😂

[@rickoshae1687]

No he is THE LMSO

[@mihirvyas250]

What’s lmso?

[@h3ckco417]

​@@mihirvyas250lanky millionaire ... offenders.

[@rickoshae1687]

@@mihirvyas250 it's lanky millionaire significant other. 😉

[@voiladelaboulette8937]

You can tell that Ethan irritates Simon in ways the others don't 😂

[@Proxuius]

whats the timestamp

[@DemonKing-pj9nb]

@@Proxuius 0:00 - 38:29 Ur welcome

[@Proxuius]

@@DemonKing-pj9nb lmaooo be more specific lil bro

[@tarun2298]

they're the pettiest altho harry can be pettier than both at times lol

[@ttvarea1735]

You and jj need to make a reddit video! literally gold!

[@h_i19259]

Yes

[@detective-qv5hb]

@YuldsTheCommenternot a curse bro that’ll be the a blessing

[@CRGNS]

Simon got some unresolved issues with Ethan lmao, throwing shade the entire time😂

[@OK-mv4ih]

acting like ethan weren't giving him the same energy when Simon weren't even there

[@OK-mv4ih]

ethan always got this weird energy about him not just with Simon

[@Xhaka_-8]

⁠@@OK-mv4ihespecially with vikk

[@prathwas1665]

@@OK-mv4ihEgo. Ever since he lost a bit of weight he thinks he is above everyone else but he is still obese 😂

[@CRGNS]

@@OK-mv4ih I'm not defending either person but there's clearly still tension in the group after Ethan's misinterpreted comment went viral

[@Mizraab2912]

The more I watch Sidemen vids without Simon, and they keep talking about Minter...I feel he is the glue of the Sidemen

[@unknowngaming0000]

Same i didn't realise until the last videos without him. I missed his hosting skills too

[@johnbt4836]

People don’t realize this enough. Simon is the glue that keeps them together. For some reason they always listen to Simon the most.

[@Mizraab2912]

Vik above Ethan as he has an actual higher chance of winning a medal

[@_sayan_roy_]

Not just above Ethan, but should be 1st as pretty much everyone there realized.

[@LuxAthleticPerformance]

Not at all. Ksi boxing and Tobi running are at a much higher level standard than Vik swimming. Trust me as a swimmer hes not at all close to olympic compared to ksi and tobi

[@redroadblock_]

@@LuxAthleticPerformance Neither are Ksi and Tobi tho lmao

[@tsgrapiidz6970]

@@LuxAthleticPerformanceksi is nowhere near good enough to win an Olympic medal

[@Daniel-ik6wi]

@@LuxAthleticPerformance the thing is, we have seen what jj can do with his training, he's not winning a medal. The others have undiscovered potential.

[@DilligentAd7849]

nice to see you reacting to your colleagues

[@daze77gaming]

Ethan does not approve of this comment

[@jordyyyy7533]

its funnt hearing ethan say simons hair is childish but he embodies childish behavior

[@Ekicc]

can someone just explain the bowlgate situation already??

[@Saad-A16]

According to someone else in the comments, it seems like Simon put a used bowl in the cupboard instead of the dishwasher which made JJ really angry, but he was actually angry bc some other stuff was going on since this was during peak COVID times. The comment didn't go into it beyond that

[@MAT-wn5fr]

In an actual zombie apocalypse, you likely won't be thinking like that. You're going to do everything to save your loved ones and yourself.

[@First-Name--Last-Name]

Not me

[@aarond9563]

"You eat box daily" is absolutely insane!

[@ramnathnair9486]

0:01 auto captions violated the sidemen

[@anushajain8198]

33:31,lol,simon taking dig at ethan 😂

[@nvgirl1807]

Ethan has a really basic trim, don't get why people rate it

[@Okk580]

because it looks good at least its not basic and shit like simons

[@immadrillyofam3265]

Simon: Fans brutally rate me 😊 Subtitles: Fans brutally r**p me 💀

[@Csmitty-uw3ke]

Can someone tell me what bowlgate is? I have been wondering since the video came out.

[@jordanb966]

Turn subtitles on and the first sentence…WOAHHH

[@7vikgoku]

@YuldsTheCommenter I wont dont worry

[@codycallahan9821]

love to see the colleagues getting along

[@moro-og-739]

JJ would survive in an apocalypse longer than Ethan. He’s stronger, equally as dumb and he’s just lucky 💀 Nobody that gets bad team that many times is surviving initial break out

[@joelp9528]

the subtitles for the start of the video moving mad 😭😭

[@joshc5069]

Behz needs humbling fr

[@tsgrapiidz6970]

Facts, too arrogant

[@Ltforlife22]

I’ve said this for 10 years now

[@thirtyred7091]

Fat Ethan was better

[@tempo634]

At his weight olympians are benching over 400 lbs, Ethan probably benches 280 max Vik is definitley closer to Olympic swimming than Ethan is to powerlifting

[@cs_kevin]

"the humor is so DEAD the zombies will go he's one of us"

[@lil-king_William]

ethan and jj on the apocalyse one, they think they survive the longest cuz of muscles but they dont have the brain to know that strategy is key

[@Tsunam_i]

Guys please someone help me with the bowlgate story it’s sounds fkn hilarious and idk it😭 EXPLAIN PLZ😂😂

[@bashblizzard9101]

Bro JJ can’t even survive the villa at simons wedding he defo won’t survive an apocalypse

[@therealhb1763]

Bro that’s ain’t a excuse bro

[@em_si]

@@therealhb1763 You're not making sense.

[@kierantaylor-broadley8837]

Simon loves tobi he puts him 1st for everything lol

[@bangnboom6354]

I can't trust simon we still haven't seen simon go to Josh's place to record a series with him

[@craiggordon7298]

Simon seems to have explained the bowlgate thing but cut it out for youtube😢

[@bigrandomun9267]

I was going to guess that maybe he put the dishwasher on with nothing in it because he forgot to put the bowl in it, or he was going to put a bowl into the dishwasher mid-wash and just forgot to put it in for an obscene amount of hours.

[@jacobreeve5169]

⁠@@bigrandomun9267that’s not really something they wouldnt share to their audience tho. It has to be something that makes either Simon or JJ look kinda bad, not something as simple as that. Or even some super private/personal reason maybe

[@jacobreeve5169]

@@bigrandomun9267like what ur guessing just doesn’t seem deep enough to withhold it from the viewers. Has to be deeper than that

[@JPS_77]

I was in the stream and he really didn’t really explain and go into detail. He just said it was something more deep that was happening bts that led to jj getting mad over the bowl not being put into the dishwasher. Also it was cut out for a reason and he got pretty annoyed when it got clipped and ended up on TikTok. The TikTok got taken down.

[@jacobreeve5169]

@@JPS_77 ya I kinda figured it would be more deep for him not to share. It’s dumb how far people will go to try and find these personal things out. There’s a reason they don’t wanna share the whole situation and it’s obvious a serious situation like that isn’t just simply gonna be over a dishwasher. There’s more to it and that’s ok, friends have issues sometimes and it doesn’t need to be announced to the whole world. Glad they worked through it tho regardless of whatever happened

[@noahcupp5055]

5:00 that’s how people would survive at the end of the day, in a tiny collective community you can trust not letting anyone in and following the most strategically gifted person and they would usually take the leader role by instinct

[@OmegaF.]

Whatever Simon says vik says in the vid lol, big brains

[@benlezmh1835]

Damn he removed the bowl gate thing. But its pretty easy to assume from watching the video that JJ and Simon were not in speaking terms or it got sour for a bit till they talked about it

[@havenot3893]

he mentioned it was during the bubble period so im thinking the thing he can't say is that someone broke the bubble rules as well. My guess is that jj's gf came over And then Simon got upset over some kind of bowl they didn't put into a dishwasher?

[@christianmccarthy2182]

​@@havenot3893Simon put a used bowl in the cupboard instead of dishwasher and jj got really angry

[@imhaqueward]

they should definitely do this video again with different prompts

[@abhinav4516]

the captions at the start are mad!!

[@lufu10]

bro the closed captions for the first 3 seconds were MAD

[@ToukaGontier]

I have never heard of "freestyle" being called "front crawl", I thought it was only ever called freestyle.

[@Ginja_DaNinja]

"Tobi eats Box daily" -Simon 2023

[@secoat]

simon making bread off of his own groups content that he couldnt attend. classic simon hustle

[@akileashsaravanan8819]

The captions at 0:00 is crazy.

[@viveksidhdhapura1083]

Aye😂😂😂

[@rileyfreeman6418]

Is this before Josh’s new haircut? His hair now is sick

[@Boxed_By_Mythix]

Simon you should do a game series with JJ

[@shayleesoulz]

I died bruh "I couldn't be bothered" to survive LMFAO

[@TheKingGaming]

Perfect timing, just got some food!

[@rttnmlk123]

The fact that Josh went from worst hair to best hair since this video is wild

[@SubtleVibess]

The fans did what??? The closed captions are Wilding

[@mattenoch9355]

The fans are going off of videos because they don't know you all personally, so that is where they get their opinions from. For example, the golden balls video makes complete sense of why JJ would be hard to trust. Also, JJ is such a jokester that its hard to take him serious so you can't trust if he's be truthful or just messing about.

[@btwpopov8146]

14:41 nothing funnier than a british dude trying to pronounce spanish name

[@hiven8830]

The clash of clans music always throw me off lmao

[@havenot3893]

Simon's hair rating is way more accurate. Ethan just bigs up his hair but it's nothing special

[@PlayrAds]

Ethan thinks he’s the best at everything

[@_sayan_roy_]

He's a manchild.

[@LisaOnRoids]

Bro can be so annoying at times not even hating tbh

[@tracysikenjana4492]

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[@akajamin4000]

Lmaooo put closed captions on and read the first sentence lol mad

[@DeniseHenkelman]

Video idea: Sidemen try on wigs. Would be so fun to see you all in totally different hairstyles!!! Or maybe like total make-overs where makeup artists and bodypainter and sfx artists make you look like eachother or like the most feminine version of yourselves or stuff like that :D

[@14hazel]

captions wildin at the start of the video 💀💀

[@binnysherchan7691]

Minter proper loves tobi nowadays doesn’t he 😅😅😅

[@mightykaz7686]

Turn on subtitles and watch the first 5 seconds 💀

[@Piotr-iu3ee]

The subtitles in the first 5s went crazy 😂

[@ikeyla]

ppl rating jj low is so dead, they just do it for the bants but it's getting old to always rate him low

[@brizol06]

I’ve been waiting for this since the moresidemen video came out 😭🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥

[@rylanmchugh4173]

Surely hairline is apart of “best hair” which would mean jj is dead last. Simon would be second to last

[@halisking7803]

Ayo subtitles did a madness at the very beginning when the vid starts

[@dabigben1215]

Nah look at the captions during the first few seconds of the video. Caught me off guard

[@yousmell1433]

2:14 I said tobi becase hes fast so he can just run and he's very smart so he'll know where to go what to do and stuff

[@nainapurohit]

0:03 the captions ☠️

[@mknwy]

This entire video was just dumb nonsense because those “fans” only just troll voted. Especially for JJ. They all love JJ the most but they’ll also troll him and violate him 24/7. That’s his entire Reddit. The “ranking” just had no real meaning

[@Mohicular]

Ethan being so agro at people thinking he’s a flat earther is mad considering he thinks aliens built the pyramids

[@RexSites]

36:05,The rocky Quote is funny

[@alfredringdal2189]

Apocalypse means limited resources, and jj conciders a ham and cheese sandwitch tourture so my list: simon, ethan, josh, harry, vik, toby, jj.

[@p.mrockypete2475]

Did anyone notice baldski jj’s face move to look at us 🤨

[@She1F3rns]

ethan and his narcissist traits show up, ME..ME...ME...I SHOULD BE THE TOP G!!!

[@tommpank]

1 minute after the video is posted is nuts

[@minirevy8332]

damn the auto generated captions are crazyyy at the start of the vid

[@samitdavid995]

A great video for Ethan to watch back and see why people hate him

[@rl8259]

Ethan’s hair looks so much better than Joshes

[@OK-mv4ih]

nah ethan's is horrid. Joshs ain't bad just hella basic

[@tmm4195]

@@OK-mv4ihhow is ethan’s horrid? basic maybe but not horrid

[@Okk580]

@@tmm4195 ethan has the best trim with tobi, simons trim is so bad its funny

[@Anorxite4]

It's literally the same shit

[@mfhiroshima]

@@Okk580Tobi’s trim is not good

[@user-gu3ie]

Who would have thought....Ethan thinks he's a god😂

[@roxlevi]

What are u talking about fam

[@user-gu3ie]

@@roxlevi you can read...right...fam

[@nikosvitalis1116]

Simon actually hates Ethan wtf😂😂

[@iam_legend9168]

simon just stating facts and it really depends on the mood/environment, cause in one vedio it looks like simon hates vikk, but on another, them both are so wholesome, its the same with ethan

[@OK-mv4ih]

w Simon. ethan annoying af

[@user09719]

@@OK-mv4ih bros acting like he knows him lmfao

[@iam_legend9168]

@@OK-mv4ih everyone has annoying moments, including simon. and it mainly depends on the fan's favourite sidemen. ethan's fans would find simon annoying, it just depends on peoples views

[@therealaj3044]

We need a Logan Paul proposal reaction from Miniminter clips

[@TimoFaaumumu]

JJ: Nah his hair is boring Me: ok JJ relax not everyone has a journey from their eyebrows to their hairline mate. 🤣🤣

[@callumwoods1603]

if JJ used this video title we’d have daily uploads

[@neptune_val]

The subtitles in the first sentence...

[@KingBee7]

Look at the closed captions of the first 5 seconds !!!???

[@boblob-m4x]

them captions at start of vid

[@thecalmspirit9923]

JJ won the fight question not because of his boxing but because he comes with an actual over 6-foot bodyguard 😂

[@Michael5carn]

Might wanna fix the cc for the first couple seconds of the video. Clicked on the video just to make sure they got it wrong in the little preview window

[@ShadowGamer-sd3hj]

isn't bowlgate when that one cook chef person would always make bad food and you know the rest iykyk

[@christopheradisurya1861]

So… What’s this Bowlgate?

[@kriptolyte]

yeah i need context too

[@jessicamspielberg]

Why do you always say “Thank you for the Prime” and you never drink any?

[@sadiqjunaid920]

Yes. Yes you did.

[@flaffys6791]

those closed captions are bad at the start man, the fans did what to the sidemen

[@donetajful]

Whenever I need a good laugh I come bk to this vid

[@aditsyoutube]

The closed captions on this vid are wild

[@AJ-sd5bj]

The closed caption for the first sentence is maaadddd

[@hutwsay1344]

yo wtf if bowlgate

[@K-A915]

Anyone understand the bowlgate one?

[@Roro-wb5bc]

Bro please explain someone

[@elonmoles7771]

Story of conflict between I think jj and simon

[@anushajain8198]

​@@elonmoles7771can u pls elaborate ?

[@anushajain8198]

What's going on,what is it with the 1st line. IT'S OUTRAGEOUS 💀

[@petrteply8146]

Why cut out the bowlgate being explained?

[@giantwaddles9478]

Ethan can't accept being below everyone else