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Supermarket simulator

[@realtalk3567]

"You moving too slow" - fires - - Gets tired in 2 minutes - - Rehires him - lmao!😂

[@malikjones8039]

The mental image of Dashie standing on top of the counters managing his employees is killing me 🤣

[@isaacgonzalez717]

😂

[@kidaswaggin]

“DO YOU NEED MORE ALCOHOL!!!”

[@morganalston6579]

Hahaha I was thinking that would look so insane! 😅🤣😂

[@skeemarty]

but plushie size

[@andreadepre4863]

Jumping over cars to impress potential customers 😂

[@forestings]

CAN WE APPRECIATE HOW DASHIE LISTENS TO HIS AUDIENCE? we been spamming him abt how much we love watching him play this game and he actually listened. Not many youtubers with a huge following do that!! You rock, my guy!

[@BD-Vs-The-World]

Fr bro this gameplay is funny afffff

[@crowarmbrust1903]

We have prevailed over whack horror games!

[@cocomo3141]

Real talk!... he the best for that 😊

[@SuzyUzi]

😂🤙🏻

[@jhall3987]

Facts bro

[@city_survivor9995]

This man was micro managing 😭😭

[@itsjayway]

Dash got that Employee of the Month without a doubt

[@LeoraLindsey]

Fr

[@VampireHunterR]

He's the owner of the store

[@highsourjamapple9141]

For being thicc

[@alec7491]

💯

[@pulisicusacr7Goat]

Dashie employee of the month

[@XOJeanne]

Filming in the real supermarket is something else 🤣🤣

[@samgarza112]

I feel like it was green screen with supermarket sound affects but I might be trippin 😂😂hard to tell ngl lmaoo

[@arima_song]

​@@samgarza112*effects :)

[@CrypticCyber]

You must be new to Dashie skits 😂 he be wildin

[@user.jjrj4649]

@@samgarza112 you can see his shadow when he moves and the camera refocuses as well, this man legit went to a supermarket

[@samgarza112]

@@user.jjrj4649 good eye 💯

[@LaZy13007]

"DAMM THESE SOME GOOD ASS PRICES!!!" iykyk

[@DannyPrynce04]

Y’all Muphuckas want some furniture?

[@WillsVlogadventures]

I like baby girl with the curvatures

[@azchrosette]

"Prices so good, ya just can't beat 'em!"

[@HeyToccarra]

😂😂😂😂 I loved the "Ghetto Furniture Store" skit😂 I have to watch it again!

[@spliffy8794]

@@azchrosette”you know baby girl mf lemme meet em”

[@AceStar68]

Remember, the way Dashie played this game, is literally how managers in real life be like, Dashie is just playing the way he was most likely treated by them managers 😂😂😂

[@krazyxki]

He working out some repressed traumas with this game 😂😂

[@Perpetual_Prince]

13:57 I am dead 🤣 😂 Dash got on the loud speaker “attention customers.. do not walk in between the registers…” lmao

[@Mat14651]

To you reading this, Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation he came to save us from hell and eternal suffering. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit straight to hell, but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel Jesus Christ, son of God, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16

[@morganalston6579]

LMAOOO that cracked me up cuz he looked DIRECTLY at the man who did it. 😅🤣😂

[@LaZy13007]

Keep in mind, since dashie worked at a supermarket b4, him telling his employees what to do, he was getting bashed out too back then😂

[@happybunny2529]

Dash, you gotta make this a weekly series. This joint is so freaking funny!

[@marcusedwardshtx]

“Chases after truck places box on truck, look he tryna steal the shit” “Unlike Loki they loco wit their prices” “Buy 10 jars of peanut butter get 1 jar 10% off” 😂😂😂😂 I can’t wit Dashie I feel bad for Bill 1 and 2 for dat hard labor

[@toomuchpipsi]

lol at 2:08 but I lost it at 2:12 when dash went into that man's head and was looking at his teef LMAO

[@slayergirl6983]

Lmaoo😂

[@Mat14651]

To you reading this, Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation he came to save us from hell and eternal suffering. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit straight to hell, but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel Jesus Christ, son of God, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16

[@thegreat1007]

Thats what you call DEEP MICRO MANAGINING😂😂😂

[@LaZy13007]

Play more dashie, PLEASE. This is so calming plus it's hilarious with your personal touch so thank you dash. U look good

[@Kmika00]

Dashie playing a damn supermarket simulator has no business being this funny

[@MyracleWhip]

Dashie as a manager would have me going to work every day 😂😂😂

[@chriss6258]

We all wish this turns into a series Dash.... let's see you go from a small store to a Mall na boiiii❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@jonmorrow007]

dashie is peaking with this for sure

[@Shy_terra]

10:45 Dashie changing the price to a penny more had me cracking tf up. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@silverrakhsh34]

"Grab your final sh*ts!"🤣🤣🤣

[@jamierichardson2953]

0:01 off the rip we get a little skit from dash🔥 to funny!😂 2:25 dash bill said you don’t pay him enough that’s why the boxes are still outside.😂 8:33 dash on the mic messing up had me dying laughing!😂 thanks dashie.❤

[@madamejaemusic]

Right?! 😂

[@8-bitaustin-games174]

Agreed

[@SBDs-_-LSPr]

Where does it say that? (Like is ther a time-lapse)

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

3:54 Only the OG fans getting down to the background music while Dashie is working😂

[@dante_fazo3173]

Sure was!! That sneak thief/ skit music lmao😂

[@edwiniseman4]

Man, I miss Sneak Thief.

[@lottiej5855]

this song used to be my song back in my teen days of 2016 i searched everywhere on yt between 2015-2016 for that song

[@haitotogima]

I didn’t realize the sneak thief music

[@NachoTimelord]

Lol...getting down is an understatement. I was waiting for some lasers to pop outta nowhere 😂

[@Chezolution]

Dash giving me retail PTSD the way he going in on these workers 😂

[@kidssnyder9680]

😂

[@giannaseye]

13:01 OMG the WOMP jump! Thank you so much for playing more of this Dashie!

[@jenniferciccone9026]

Lmao ! “you still working? I’m not paying you over time bill!” 😂😂😂

[@Flokoli1]

He got Bills to pay

[@Prince.VegetaLifts]

That employee was moving slow, Dash had no choice but to let him go 😂😂😂

[@Sameer-lz5ho]

Bars

[@MyAdventurr]

Dash this episode had me rollin’. Next episode I could just imagine you adding persona’s to the customers talking back. Like the popular things customers tend to say in supermarkets. And employees talking back with drama.

[@BunchOfShmucks]

Dachie running that bih like a Amazon warehouse god damn. 😭

[@KnightEdge22]

Yo facts, I had a memory trigger about those days after working at Amazon on and off for 10 years lol especially when he said "you can't stand around doing nothing, there is always something to do." 😅

[@CnationMavs41]

FedEx too lol

[@Rellshotem]

Dashie the clerk that walks around saying “hurry up n buy” 😂😂😂

[@abdullahplaysgamess]

That little skit in the beginning was funny 😂😂

[@gregorygousy2897]

Very funny, hahahahahahahahahaha. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krismistaa14]

18:33 When Dashie did the NPC stand pose, I completely lost it 😂😂

[@neferazure]

Please make this a series, Dashie! These have been very entertaining to watch 😂

[@lorlonzo443]

Man please don't ever stop being you. You truly are a one of a kind personality LOL so funny

[@Brianao1203]

I'm having a really hard day today, and have been holding back tears all day. Seeing that you went back to this game has made my day, thank you so much

[@Mr.Bunny_.]

Stay strong pal. You got this 😊

[@Haru-ij1bm]

You got this! Seriously hope your days get better soon.

[@anyagentfireyt]

i definitely want more of this game dashie makes it fun to watch. thanks dashie for doing a other video on this game.

[@spedupmusic9761]

00:08 “damn that boy THICK” 😭😭😭

[@Moon_VOIDOS]

Dash you gotta continue this game mah boi, it’s one of the funniest things ever to see you work customer service!

[@diego12milan23]

Imagine if Dash made a skit like this. Leaving boxes in the entrance of the rival shop, dtanding on the freezer watching the workers, harrasing people passing by and yelling great prices 😂

[@AnnetteLuvs]

I wish he would😂😂 that would be hilarious

[@simplymari94]

These thumbnails are getting more and more creative everytime lol 😂 Glad to see a part two of this. Thanks a million Dashie! ❤

[@AmpYTshortz]

I can watch dashie play supermarket simulator for hours 😭😂

[@Nesteptic]

"DAMN DAT BOI THICC" got me dyin' 🤣

[@Hollywood_DW]

DACHIE PLZ give us 30 to 40 min videos of this game lmaoooo

[@TheDez1997]

These thumbnails 🤣 Thanks, Dash 🙏🏻 this game was fun as hell to watch!

[@RomantheWarriorgames]

Dashie and Tim need to get together and do Ghetto Supermarket so they can hit an updated “Damn, these some good ass prices!”

[@dexifyy1k]

Who else thought this was a skit

[@rnglover420]

Also a Tip: You can pick up then throw boxes which were just delivered on the road to the entrance of the storage then pick them and place them on the racks, It's faster than picking them up from the street and placing them on the racks

[@angelicchimi5314]

Please Dashie! DASHIE PLEASE Play more of this!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂😂

[@jellybean7993]

Dash super mad at the beginning of shift when none of the inventory was put into the stock room. And telling them customers to MOVE! so he could see what the issue was 😂😂😂

[@HoneyPastry]

Had a pretty rough time emotionally this week. Just that intro ALONE brought me back to good times watching his DashieXP channel back in the day. Love this dude, he’s amazing 👍🏼

[@camchun]

Hope youre doing better!

[@D_RW86]

Dash got to do a ghetto supermarket skit 😂

[@madamejaemusic]

That's a great idea, I second this

[@FCB_OZ]

Love how he beefs with his employee and the customers🤣

[@natediggitydog8]

Broooooo anytime Dashie got on the mic I was always ROLLING 😂 😂 😂

[@lazygurl305]

Manager Dashie is hilarious 😂 I love all the PA announcements

[@GeorgeAlbanese]

“Damn, that boy Thic” 😂

[@alywhe]

Aww man, I wish we could’ve personally seen Dashie build his way up to this level instead of there already being frozen sections, more products, coworkers, etc but Dashie makes anything entertaining!! Thanks for playing again!

[@its.cooldragon5671]

WE BACK WITH ANOTHER EPISODE. I love this series so much

[@astridlafere6707]

SO happy you’re playing this again! First one was funny asf and I have no doubts that our boi coming through with the heat again. Immediately liked! ❤

[@xiaojunjuly_]

just imagining a manager breathing over my neck like that as I work cashier would have had me snapping 💀😂

[@Brianna58321]

4:34 dashie one devious mf for setting green truck up like that 😭😭😭

[@akhenatenra2841]

8:40 imagine you enter the store and somebody on the mic talking like this 😂😂😂😂 I can't

[@jaymopar3543]

"Hey, wassuhp, dayum, shetttt "😂

[@erykaanderson5115]

So glad you brought this back Dash!!💗🎉 Hoping we see more on the channel, im dying bro💀😂😂

[@LeapyearLady]

"Damn dat boi thicc!" 😂😂😂😂 Love the intro to this gameplay. Hope you has a great weekend Dashie 😊

[@Studio-mq5zd]

“You been here since 6 am- ain’t doing SHIT 🤬! “😭😭😭

[@KevinBowie]

Dashie, thank you for continuing this series! We greatly appreciate it 🙌🏾.

[@OneTroublesomeBoy]

This is one of your best Game Plays EVER! Thank you so much for a part 2! Love you Dashie!!!❤️‍🔥

[@Perpetual_Prince]

I ain’t mad that he fired the cashier, dude was textin on the job and ringing up product SLOWLY!! He left mid shift too! Didn’t even finish out the day lol abandoned his job. Dash hopped in and was ringin up fast af..

[@iboisdope]

Part 3 Finna be lit. Hope it's on the way. Keep up the fenomonal work dash❤❤❤

[@HeyToccarra]

"If I have to help,you get no fifteen minute break!"😂😂😂😂

[@maulie23gaming89]

Dashie back with the tuxedo shirt! Also thx for playing this game again Dashie! Love you!

[@IAM.THEMUSIC]

handsome ahhh

[@henryogaoa]

Oh god, I'm SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN ❤❤❤❤ I had so much fun with the first video Dashie!!! Hugs from Brazil 💛💚💛💚

[@MaSt3rErIc]

I love these gameplays!!!!! I love when dashie plays more of this game, or games like this.

[@fluffyguy19]

Dashies Supermarket Slogan: "Dayum!! These sum good ass prices!!!"

[@oneciarakatrina]

YESSS DASH! I definitely wanted more of this one you are funny AF as a cashier! 🤣🤣 WE LOVE YOU DASH! ❤

[@phoenixwild5719]

Loving dashie play this game make me feel nostalgic with all these background music he be putting in his vids back in the day, still holding it down today with the copyright free jams. Got me bumpin 😭😭

[@nostalgiagaming877]

Awesome, haha. The scary games are always gonna win the polls (which I get), but I'm glad Dash went back to this

[@lilt420]

@10:18 “You might get your 15min break today”🤣🤣🤣

[@DaonteGardnerZombie247Slayer]

Mah boi always listening to the community and giving us the best content 💙

[@dualcaster]

i'm so glad u decided to play this again! i would've loved to see the buildup to how the store got to this level, but it's all good. i hope u continue this.

[@studiousbeef6964]

22:02 those big ass boxes got me dyingg 😂

[@chung6353]

Dash i been watching for 11 years now ma boi and i rarely comment. But these supermarket videos are the stuff of legend. These are some of the funniest videos ive ever seen. Love em bro keep em going

[@uwuminii]

Nah that lady with the red shirt be starting shit with me in Drunkn Bar Fight… Who sent her over to this game!? 😭😭🤚🏾

[@OneAndOnlyOmar]

Absolutely loving this series Dashie!! You kill me with laughter every time🤣

[@Bushisan0]

8:33 dashie always kills me with the walkie voice sound effect 😂😂😂

[@zzxb223]

YES PLEASE PLAY THIS AGAIN DASHIE!!!!

[@yodeh_yodeh2071]

Thank you for playing this game again!🙏🙏

[@3rdcoastsenpai941]

Jumped that car like Kobe lol 😂😂

[@jethrojacinto2798]

This needs to be a series please Dash!

[@yungkidnf]

Bih bought 3 bottles of vodka and was STILL looking for the beer??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@ModdestGaming]

Please don’t stop playing this❤❤

[@dubblecupp6564]

Igl I be missin sum of dem poles but im glad u came back witta nother ep. 🔥🔥

[@Sobernic1982]

OMG, this made my night! Thanks, Dashie!!!❤❤❤❤

[@Henry.187]

Dashie Never Fails to make me laugh 😂🙏🏽

[@PhantomLegendSC]

Oh yea.. as a current publix employee... everything in this video is accurate 😂

[@jeremygonzalez5376]

Please do more of these. Absolutely love it 😂

[@saragigliotti3082]

Loved the little skit at the beginning! Also please do a part 3 of supermarket simulator!

[@BIPIN.G.]

Dashie you really go to store to make thumbnail😂😂

[@nickojackson4820]

This made me holla to damn funny Dashie is a damn Tyrant! IDK if I wanna work for him no mo 😭 Bro said you lost your 15 min break and be talking trash the entire time! You know what I'm glad ain't nobody gonna buy that peanut butter sale 😆

[@kookookapleksky2410]

Yoooo I wasn’t sure if you’d actually come back. This is so hype

[@cyprianoamadeo6830]

Yup, this got to be a skit series/episode. Can't get enough of it, I am chuckling at this while I am shopping XD.

[@laylee-po7us]

theres a glitch where if you box up the cash register and close the game when u come back there will be a new cash register so u can sell the boxed up one and if u do this over and over its kinda an easy money hack

[@joedog625]

Appreciate the glitch bro