I handcuffed Parkzer and dragged him to an aquarium (in New Zealand)

[@EmperorChicken]

How did Doug manage to find a friend who is the exact opposite of him in every way Doug is the perfect character foil for Parkzer, I couldn't write a duo better than Parkzer and his sidekick

[@Landizzy_]

I love waking up to my daily ParkzerParkzer video and his other videos on ParkzerParkzerParkzer

[@soranobabel4474]

it's like the disco asylum duo, but irl

[@pogtato-]

opposites attract and shi idk

[@butwaittheresmoreayo]

@@soranobabel4474 EXACTLY what I thought

[@retrobot-wm4ed]

@@soranobabel4474literally I was thinking they remind me of Harry and Kim during this whole video

[@jetdude590]

I like to think that Doug's mom asked Parkzer's mom if Parkzer would play with her "unique" son and Parkzer has been shackled to Doug ever since

[@artydino4914]

This sounds like a surprisingly likely possibility…

[@RainAngel111]

Sounds real

[@Door227]

Thats what happened i can confirm i was parkzers dog

[@t0tallysetj1]

​@Door227 i can confirm too i was dougs chair

[@analogicparadox]

I will always appreciate Parkzer's unwavering commitment to never go along with the bit

[@idontneedaname318]

Man who will die with the bit vs man with zero allegiance to the bit

[@groofay]

At this point it's his bit that he's going along with.

[@SmashingPichu]

He goes along with Chat’s bits just not Doug’s

[@elodee3]

Hes very committed to the bit, but only that bit specifically

[@detroitmetrodolphinskull]

I went along with your mom's bit last night

[@ThatGuyWithSD]

Parkzer: *Takes Very Stunning photos with proper composition, Aperture and Lighting* DougDoug: "Fish"

[@doot4246]

you know what THAT means. *FISH-*

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

APERTURE!??!?! PORTAL REFERENCE!??!?!!?

[@King_Sus]

@@Grayson-tk5hn 😱😱😱

[@mikeoxmaul3526]

Plurals do not use apostrophes.

[@JJJordan1]

I love how parkzer is seemingly physically incapible of yes anding jokes.

[@dontyoumeansatan]

The other form of improv, 'no, but'

[@tnarwhal]

@@dontyoumeansatan or just 'no'

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Snapcube style improv

[@auroraourania7161]

​@@dontyoumeansatan drawfee style

[@dontyoumeansatan]

@@auroraourania7161 exactlyyyy

[@ChildNightmare]

An aquarium with only non fish aquatic animals would be a funny concept

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

A HORSE?!!! - Doug Doug The Illiterate

[@BierBart12]

Imagine one room just randomly being the entire history of horse domestication, with full scale models

[@honeypeppermint9134]

...that's a Zoo

[@deepseasnailfish]

@@honeypeppermint9134ya but it’s called an aquarium

[@Auricalios]

​@@honeypeppermint9134he said non fish not non aquatic

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

The comedic perogative of going to an aquarium and being completely unable to find a single fish reads like something from Smiling Friends or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[@cccg838]

Me going to the aquarium and visiting my favorite horse kingdom

[@wormisjunkd]

5:24 parkzers nerves visibly steeling at hearing “hey parkzer” for the 870th time this afternoon is incredible to witness

[@Soft-Syntax]

dude was a bethesda npc

[@squalamander]

Me: How am I going to furnish my tropical drink? The benevolent maraschino cherry: 0:47

[@mellaniethompson7444]

How dare you make me laugh for an inordinate amount of time

[@urmotherisgae543]

I actually love this comment

[@HarmoniChris]

Dude that's so funny

[@Chara4Lyfe79]

LOL THAT'S BEAUTIFUL

[@daveslamjam]

lmfao

[@Aigis31]

I love how Parkzer turns to face the camera like he's an Oblivion NPC. Looks straight into the camera

[@dowrgi]

This is main channel worthy content. Stop trying to hide Parkzer from us

[@cheep5645]

Main channel-onlys don’t deserve to see where Lord of the Rings was filmed

[@cockatoo12.]

We got to meet the seahorse that played Sauron

[@jezusmylord]

and fish

[@Bobbyjoeman996878909]

In some ways, doug and parkzer fall into that "opposites attract" camp, but from a broader perspective they're both highly motivated individuals with a deep appreciation for self autonomy who share an absurd sense of humor, it's just that doug and parkzer display that absurdity in very different ways. Doug is absurd, Parkzer subverts absurdity. perfection.

[@sarchiba]

✍✍very true

[@diarm77]

5:35 we do not accept your apology and you will be hearing from WeHateDougDoug.

[@Dewdrop0-6]

OugDoug would never have said that.

[@JadEDU]

Don’t you mean WeHatedOugDoug?

[@parklife27]

but can you guess where the stingray tho?

[@Raskal_VT]

How dare he call us general rubbish. This is only more fuel for the subreddit

[@thatguy3421]

@@parklife27was the stingray the dougdougs we met along the way?

[@enbyishimaru]

It was so sweet of Parkzer to take his son to the aquarium, so heartwarming

[@baldurscorn8448]

Excellent upload. I love it when Parkzer and Doug aren’t in the country (I can set traps for them while they’re away)

[@restorasenrisei9991]

Darnit, I could've been given warning so that I could set traps for them when they got here.

[@elitepwnzersbro]

(he hide a dozen sting rays in plain sight on the floor)

[@TheYeetedMeat]

Setting traps? Don't you mean… *rigging* traps?

[@MakusinMeringue]

@@restorasenrisei9991Accidentally set off your traps, so now you AND the first guy need to go make them work again. Really should have announced this in advance. I placed my traps but didn't activate them - you'll see how to activate them when you go back

[@PROMANIA-q3v]

The basement feels calmer without Dougs wrath

[@JC_JN4]

i was completely prepared for doug to say "look at these cute penguins" when they actually saw fish

[@_Mingus_]

Whenever I see Doug and Parkzer interacting I find it to be a miracle that Parkzer still hangs out with him

[@puyu8621]

i don't think they went together. doug is just stalking parkzer

[@Xen_the_legend]

​@@puyu8621Why is this idea plausible?

[@puyu8621]

@@Xen_the_legend it's always doug calling parkzer like hourly. it's always doug pushing the camera right up to a kissing range of parkzers face. How many times have you heard doug say he loves him? and it's never the other way around. Why is doug so concerned about parkzer having a gun? Anytime doug gets parkzer to come over he has his pants down. These are the things doug do when the camera is on. Just imagine the things he does when the cameras are off.

[@andrewgreenberg1862]

​@puyu8621 Oddly actually concerning.

[@RainAngel111]

Opposites attract. You may as well as ask why Doug still hangs out with Parkzer

[@logicfoxgaming1411]

0:36 The children yearn for the mines.

[@Popadacat]

As a child I yearned for the mines....

[@koolkid4825]

@PopadacatI… am DOUG.

[@vishalkote1475]

Sign: “The stingray COULD be anywhere because they change colors!” Doug: “OMFG THERE ARE STINGRAYS EVERYWHERE AAAAAHHHH”

[@Taylor-gb5gf]

parkzer actually put on an excellent display of gentle parenting in this one

[@GodOfPizzaRolls]

Douglas: Did we go the wrong way? Parkzer: This is still not a fish.

[@StarBeam500]

Doug and parkzer's personalities perfectly work with eachother and its awesome

[@n1conicokneecaps]

I love how Parkzer was absolutely aware of Doug's commitment to saying everything was a fish and every time he STILL clapped back with "That is not a fish😀"

[@mage3m165]

8:27 I can confirm, chat did indeed like that joke.

[@bdavies1993]

Imagine being a totally normal dude and you room with a total madman in college and now you’re traveling to New Zealand to go to an Aquarium with said madman

[@debtdeerteeth9264]

That’s the fun part though, Parkzer’s not normal, he’s just weird in a completely opposite way to Doug

[@louietothshank3721]

I live in auckland and always went to Kelly Tarltons on summer holidays!! This was seriously beautiful seeing my favourite bald influencer visit my favourite destination.

[@membranealpha5961]

its not really a good aquarium tho

[@ttrss]

im from wellington! its weird to see KZbinrs come to nz haha

[@membranealpha5961]

@@BlakeN-o6l or anywhere really, this is like bottom of the barrel.

[@Squidboi6677]

​@@ttrssY'all's have the sickest museum

[@TheGrater]

I love when parkzer and Doug are able to do silly stuff like this. Hope it isn't a clown fiesta!

[@ChaplainBald]

Never expected DougDoug to share his and Parkzer's honeymoon video with us.

[@somedude4832]

Fish starts at 3:26

[@gorticus]

Thank you so much I was looking for this for ages

[@immagginnee3742]

FISSSHHH

[@genericname2747]

Fsh

[@willphillips2522]

This is so cool, imagine if New Zealand was real

[@antinormal3671]

My favourite fish was the snowplow:)

[@turbo8584]

I like salmon its a cool fish :)

[@olltraexceptionalcommentor7736]

my favorite fish was 5:29

[@diarm77]

@@turbo8584 spawn or normal?

[@jstar3382]

I'm so scared for this video now, why is this top comment

[@koolkid4825]

my favorite fish was the 3:33 fish

[@iStoleYourGreyBike]

0:13 im adding Parkzer laugh to my sound board

[@vio-29]

2:42 Parkzer acts exactly like my grandfather does when seeing new things

[@Skye6eighteen]

have you ever seen them in the same room together

[@vio-29]

@@Skye6eighteen true :0

[@Violet_Knight]

"𝒪𝓊𝒸𝒽."

[@ZeroTwo--]

You should start referring to him as "Grandfather Grandfather"

[@vio-29]

@@ZeroTwo-- LMAO he'd get so confused I imagine he'd react exactly as Parkzer would

[@josiphinet9419]

i love how instead of just saying "vlog", its always some version of "I kidnapped Parkzer"

[@jointhegloriosarevolution1741]

You tried to hide this from me Douglas but you'll never hide parkzer from me

[@mamoon304]

No number of basements will stop us from seeing Parkzer

[@capital9464]

Please let this be the top comment

[@turbo8584]

He will never hide parkzer from US

[@Franmd]

He's my favorite fish

[@VillagerNumber0]

How did he comment 2 days ago

[@Isabella_H.]

6:11 as soon as I saw the bell I KNEW that was what Doug was gonna say😂

[@Kirayoshiikage]

2:38 Parker walked into that mouth like a supervillain introducing himself

[@cappella264]

I want this as a series now, Doug and Parkzer visiting different Aquariums across the world, It’s fine Doug can write it off on his taxes so they can go everywhere for free

[@Dabestjoshy]

Cheers for visiting NZ, guys! I had a school trip years ago and if I recall, we spent a night there in Kelly Tarlton's. We slept in the tunnel (6:27) with like our cots and sleeping bags. It was a strange sleep for me, and a miserable sleep for my friend.

[@Dabestjoshy]

Is cot the right word? We slept on something

[@coreyrex]

Is it true that this is where they filmed lord of the rings

[@Dabestjoshy]

⁠@@coreyrex I drove past a sign that said “Hobbiton” so that’s evidence enough for me

[@EvaX3c]

why did u sleep in the water

[@ceratoraptorthedestroyer]

@@EvaX3c wait, you americans can't breath underwater?

[@bethoilamphim9571]

Doug and Parkzer are going on a date, pog

[@gealachmidnight6614]

Genuinely I love Doug and Parkzer just hanging out. It's so funny, they seem like they would be awesome to just chill with for a day

[@thedoubleabattery9417]

This video in a nutshell is doug making unfunny jokes and parkzer not laughing

[@MaxV_GC]

1:44 Parkzer, if we want to be technical, anything with a back bone on land is, phylogenetically a fish. So the penguins technically are fish. Doug is a fish. You are a fish. Everything is an aquarium if you think about it.

[@robertnorthcraft6956]

Yep. For anyone curious or skeptical, it's because you cannot evolve out of a clade. So yes, you, reading this, are a fish - technically speaking.

[@Zomana9]

@@robertnorthcraft6956 is this comment a fish?

[@generallyunimportant]

buckets dude....

[@Plooob]

@@robertnorthcraft6956 “you sir… are a fish”

[@marinedragon]

This is true. So the first fish we see at the aquarium is Doug!

[@elprofessor3042]

Everything within the walls of an aquarium is a fish. Legally.

[@kaslumpi]

Never thought I'd see the day Parkzer and Dougdoug would come to NZ, hope you guys liked it! I would recommend going to Napier's aquarium, it is peak (in my opinion). Also, come to the south island, Queenstown is nice and Christchurch has white chairs

[@callumrobertson3862]

Nah mate Ashburton's where it's at.

[@Tigolian]

@@callumrobertson3862 stfu new zealand sucks altogether

[@wannabikkit]

Don't forget Dunedin's albatross colony!

[@callumrobertson3862]

@@wannabikkit but do you have 2 Countdowns?

[@wannabikkit]

@@callumrobertson3862 We've got 4!

[@SpaceMissile]

Parkzer the type of person to bring a dedicated camera instead of using phone. I respect that.

[@Dan-Kart]

I like to think Doug is always standing next to an aquarium, pointing into the sky until Parkzer rescues him.

[@scovver9267]

i can only describe Parkzer as an 80 year old in a however-old-he-is man's body

[@thegamingbean953]

4:34 Too-a-tar-ra, New Zealands largest non bird reptile, endangered and the last of a long linage that coexisted with the first dinosaurs, also have a third eye as juveniles

[@Hamzter1234]

I think you mean Hawk tuah

[@nonyanae2]

The eye isn't functional btw it's just kind there under the skin

[@hazss]

i think you mean hawk tuah.

[@th3stainedrose]

Huh, ty for my fact of the day!

[@thegamingbean953]

@@nonyanae2 It does actually detect light

[@pepthunder]

“There are roughly 4.6 sheep per person in New Zealand” Praying the Sheep King didn’t get to any

[@gillioxl]

WE GETTIN THE TAX WRITE OFF WITH THIS ONE

[@dmacpher]

Still not a fish

[@daveslamjam]

i can't believe he's getting it all for free

[@ーーめぐみーくんーー]

ahhhhh! i love the duo of parkzer and doug, their personalities balance each other so well! also the thumbnail is so cute lol :D

[@splodeyferret]

The turtle with the missing flipper at 5:46 is so precious!

[@tburrrg2502]

He’s just a little guy!

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

It should start in Fnding Nemo 3: Finding Parkzer!

[@liamcluett6203]

Sorry, I was hungry

[@Harry_808]

Parkzer walking through the shark jaw with his arms behind him is some true villain shit

[@plussum3255]

Aw man i have so much nostalgia for this place. Seems like they havent updated this place since 2005. Barr the VR pods they just shoved next to the cafe

[@AstralPhnx]

And removing the ride you originally went on at the start for a thing you walk through instead, nowhere near as cool

[@insanelybruh285]

Yeah didn't they rename it too?

[@AstralPhnx]

@@insanelybruh285 I don't think they renamed it but there was absolutely a ride at the beginning that went through the spinning snow tunnel and the like. IIRC the rails are still there under the platform and you can see them if you lean over I think

[@insanelybruh285]

@@AstralPhnx oh damn, I though they just renamed the ride I havent been to this place in ages

[@plussum3255]

@@AstralPhnx I remember that ride. My mates called me insane when I mentioned its existance. I have fond memories of it.

[@FLopesVieira]

Seeing this made me feel blessed that in my country(Portugal), we have such a great aquarium.

[@Karthonic]

2:35 I appreciate Parkzer's commitment to just deadpan 😂

[@diamonddavemctv]

4:35 "Oh, Hawk Tuah lives here." 😂😂😂

[@VonkOfficial]

5:41 made me spit out my drink LMAO

[@caniborrowyourdog3681]

Not trash, but “GENERAL RUBBISH” lmao

[@tylergaming80612]

Petition to turn DougDougDoug into an exclusively aquarium content channel

[@AndyHerbert254]

Seeing this makes me appreciate the value of the Monterey bay aquarium...

[@koolaid33]

To be honest, most aquariums aren't very good. Especially for the animals, I mean, SeaWorld, Marineland, all those kinds of places don't treat the animals well, and for what? A subpar experience of viewing fish, or variations of the fish, just being a fish? I'm not impressed, I can travel to a lake for free and witness fish be fish there.

[@FeeshUnofficial]

​@@koolaid33SeaLife is generally a bit better than the ones you listed. I mean they aren't without their controvercies either but they have a better track record

[@avokadosauce2784]

Sealife is a chain aquarium, and it's pretty terrible. Both experience wise and animal health wise

[@user-oh6uw9mu9u]

@@koolaid33 I hope there's way more space around the aquarium because from the inside it looked tiny... not just in a "underwhelming for visitors" way but in a "way too tiny of an enclosure for the animals" way. I've had good experiences in aquariums inside zoos. I don't know how it is in New Zealand or elsewhere but our bigger zoos are owned by the cities they're in and not just by companies, and from everything I've heard and read about them I believe they do take care of their animals well.

[@whoknowsaymore6210]

@@koolaid33 seaworld isn't bad, blackfish took statements and figures out of context and twisted them, if not j0st made them up

[@sapnupuas5086]

I had a scouts sleepover at this aquarium when I was a kid. Slept in the fish tunnel and woke up to a shark swimming above me

[@genericname2747]

I wish I was you

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

3:08 I'm pretty sure those are called "fish eye lenses", so in a way, yes, you did see a fish, good job.

[@BradyElliott-k9h]

I cant believe that Doug missed all those stingrays, like they were RIGHT THERE!

[@Pigster700]

PARKZER ITS THE AQUARIUM IN NEW ZEALAND LETGS GO

[@WigleyMusicLLC]

This was such a nice father-son bonding video. Thanks for sharing!

[@lukool1800]

Doug every 3 seconds: A fish! Parkzer: That's not a fish Us: *Bursts out laughing.*

[@still_leuna]

Doug treats chat like an imaginary friend who's always there ("chat loved that :)")

[@AkuFexin]

As a child, I always thought the Sealife center was huge. Then during summer I went to visit one, the same one I used to visit as a kid and it was soooo small. Then they that one in a different city is much bigger! So I went there too... it wasn't. Sealife center really are underwhelming as an adult

[@JorinusFM]

Doug: 'knock knock' Parkzer: 'There isn't even a door here!'

[@terisian]

If Doug told Parkzer the sea urchins were free, he would have devoured them right then and there.

[@tomathysimons6531]

so true poggies

[@kidsbrains4935]

going to Kelly Tarlton's is one of my favorite childhood memories. insane to see Doug Doug and Parkzer here in NZ. I'd recommend Te papa museum if you are in NZ

[@Absolutey_Nim]

5:06 Parkzer has experience with the consumption of sea urchids. How comedic

[@techno1561]

He does like fancy sushi. And at minimum, he did have some in the last Rosa stream, with the "I'll have what they're having" chsllenge

[@XYZsaid3]

I loved the chat joke at 5:26

[@bertiec3455]

Hope you guys had a fun time here in NZ. Will recommend the zoo here in Auckland or sky tower next time as that’s better than our mid aquarium here :).

[@Seed]

i finally get why they were there!

[@gugol1]

5:25 D: Overall 8/10 video, I liked when fish appeared

[@KnightandDay33]

Someone needs to make an aquarium but every information panel is instead replaced with a description of a meal that contains the animal which is served in a neighbouring restaurant

[@oldgoat381]

I saw that snowplow and it triggered a memory deep within me of the last time I ever saw my grandmother. I'm an Australian but my mum is from New Zealand, and the last time I was there was the last time I saw my grandmother before her passing. I vividly remember going to this aquarium because my aunt and uncle took me and my parents to see it because I was like 5. This is something I've struggled with remembering despite actually trying to for a long time and the visuals in this have actually genuinely helped me remember because man that place hasn't changed much in more than 20 years

[@jezusmylord]

was she fish?

[@papaspoon1550]

I love that anything in the ocean or water in general is considered a fish to the doug

[@bobkingofseagulls9884]

I cant believe I was within the danger zone of dougdoug

[@AstralPhnx]

ME TOO KELLY TARLTONS IS LIKE 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE I'M SCARED

[@Firedrake2222]

Aucklanders rise up

[@cjvs1604]

I'm so sorry you had to endure such a traumatizing experience.

[@paulomatute4114]

luckily Parkzer was there to stop him from doing anything to you

[@dazedhydra]

i live in the south island but thats still to close for me

[@_talouf]

I'm so glad parkzer agreed to be a part of the channel he brings me so much joy

[@a_random_tire]

Ah, yes. Doug becoming his inner toddler. This is all I have ever needed. I love how Doug is embracing his true personality.

[@croisssant.mp4]

at 6:38 you can see the shark that they filmed lord of the rings inside of..

[@CrocoN1nja]

Doug not trying to be most stereotypical usa tourist:

[@koolaid33]

Douglas Douglas Winston Jr. The Fourth is as run-of-the-mill American tourist as it gets.

[@powerguard2988]

I got to sleep overnight in the fish tunnel as part of a school trip 15 years ago

[@DuckyTheFox]

Welcome to New Zealand doug, we hope you enjoy our little slice of heaven

[@Iluvpie6]

It looks beautiful except the Auckland aquarium which sucks

[@MO3CH1]

Not going to the Monterey bay aquarium might be the biggest anime villain backstory to happen.

[@pelican7235]

7:14 I’m on a Seahorse diet! I See Horse, I eat it !!

[@gorticus]

This madlad made two comments with the same format on the same video at different timeframes

[@idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440]

Im so hungry i could eat a...

[@Tyrranis]

I saw the title, and immediately thought "They went to Kelly Tarltons, didn't they?" Yes. Yes, they did.

[@WindPearl]

7:53 scared the shtt outta me, i thought my brother was behind me

[@meemumeem1913]

Are you sure that wasn't your brother? What if he escaped to New Zealand and wanted to be in the DougDougs video?

[@Iluvpie6]

The kid pronounced “babagaboosh” wrong

[@williamminerva0202]

@@meemumeem1913youre funny. please dont explode

[@EvilMastermindOfDoom]

For a minute and forty seconds, I was entirely convinced this video would not show any parts of the tour with fish

[@DanielGriffith-t7i]

Just 9min of parkers babying sitting Doug and doug asking if everything was a fish this is great

[@Zeebee4bee]

the music editing is extremely good in this video! Huge kudos to whoever did that!

[@bidoof_gang3412]

8:03 "YAAAA" 🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@speedcubingthings854]

Doug’s bits in this video, Everything=fish Everything=stingray Lord of the rings was filmed here

[@dinow269]

0:47 imagine watching your boss sing a sea shanty in front of an audience of 20000 people

[@Bupboy]

2:06 just this second alone cements how tired of the bit parkzer is, and its only been 2 minutes

[@BoxCat5484]

6:43 PARKZER TURNED INTO A FISH AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@onyxcummings3773]

I was fully prepared for doug's aquarium vlog to contain no footage of actual fish and only things that are definitely not fish that he is adamant are.