I HATE HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN (TERRIBLE GAME I'M IN)

[@misterb3577]

Game Developer: "Okay, we need a voice for an Asian American who needs to be emotional enough to make people actually cry from his performance..." *asks British guy famous for his monotone voice and sarcastic speaking style*

[@ryankomitor7391]

MisterB And the sad part was that in terms of acting, IHE did a great job IMHO. He was just horribly miscast and only given a half assed script to work with.

[@linklgas1691]

He would’ve worked great as a sarcastic funny character. but no, game says no

[@Feasco]

Well I'm certain it made people cry, just not for the reasons they wanted.

[@ephemeralViolette]

Exactly...

[@samwilson7044]

he has done well in videos by lord bung

[@cosmicspacebunny4142]

The irony in this is hilarious. IHE, the person who reviews terrible movies, games and shows, ends up in a terrible game.

[@Sorrelhas]

You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them! You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

[@javakio6267]

Not really that funny innit

[@born_2cook]

Next up: IHE will be on Sharknado 69: The Sharknadoing or whatever the fuck (voicing the shark tornado, a sassy african-american woman)

[@anabsolutedirtbag442]

until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroyed

[@royalblanket]

*I AM THE 1.1K LIKER* *I AM SPECIAL*

[@dagremcdougle]

IHE voicing an Asian American: Oh no. Keemstar voicing the US President: *OH NO.*

[@fungling7982]

*O H H E L L O T H E R E*

[@avalynpoe4441]

*HE'S JUST A BOY!!!!*

[@lazrpo]

zachery Phillips Nah, then he couldn't use pedophilia as an accusation against rsgloryandgold or Pyrocynical. He'd certainly appoint TommyNYC as his VP though.

[@harrrieee]

Keemstar voicing the President: *ABORT, ABORT*

[@CMGThePerson]

Hey, at least it's confirmed that Keemstar caused the enslavement of humanity

[@TheBoshman95]

They could have at least made it sound like Keemstars voice was coming out of a radio...

[@willsith9762]

I know! That hurt the most about it...

[@kllcmd8980]

same with pyro's character who sounds like hes just shouting despite wearing a facemask

[@tsrenis]

MYYY FELLOW AMERICANS KILLER MR PRESIDENT KEEMSTAR, LeEEETS GET ROIIIIGHT INTO THE SURRENDER OF ALL MILITARY GROUPS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I mean ffs man, the same scene had a character wearing a mask, and yet he still sounds normal.

[@sebaschan-uwu]

Dude that shit had me so dead LMAOOO

[@ZodiacMeteor]

"... As Americans, and indeed, as human citizens..." Ah yes. Who can forget all those Humanese in the country of Human.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

You both are into some weird ass kinky shit

[@gabbe4273]

Hello weirdos

[@Treetops27]

Hyoomon

[@HollowCats]

Humans. Y’know, from Huma

[@Shoe0nHead]

i was supposed to be in this too and i had the *SAME* problems you did. the same exact problems. they gave me the lines and then as i read them he was like "you kind of have a new york accent... can you not?" lmfao. that's my fucking accent. i can't just GET RID OF IT. and then they were like "your character's dad is russian can you do a russian accent?" and no, i can't. so i had to drop it. they were nice people but they were so unorganized.

[@TooManyEyesJoe]

Shoe0nHead Hi

[@shashemption]

You should have said - Accents my FUCKING ASS

[@Jlang-es9lc]

Weird, nice seeing you here Shoe anyways.

[@Dylan-zm3ht]

Hi

[@derekr539]

I LOVE YOU!

[@EyeofSol299]

There's something incredibly weird about hearing IHE's voice coming out of that character.

[@MasterCharlie104]

Probably has something to do with the fact that they thought it'd be a good idea to hire a British man to play an Asian-American character.

[@EyeofSol299]

Nah man, it's something else... It's like.. forcing a wet sausage through a sock filled with cement. It's just unnatural.

[@shadowdorcha1912]

excuse me what? What kind of similie is that?

[@EyeofSol299]

The kind that accurately describes how I feel about hearing his voice coming out of that character. I love IHE's voice though, so I don't think it's him :3

[@SuillaIsAwesome]

shadow dorcha a very random and unfunny one

[@simplyhoodie]

The dude with the scars looks like some edgy 13 year old's oc

[@drabin7759]

What is "oc"?

[@ethanjelley9319]

WHAT IS OC

[@drabin7759]

BABY DON'T HURT ME

[@arkayjay]

Don't talk about Big Man Mitch like that

[@madas1435]

@That One Guy or original content

[@Chameleon1616]

I love how Keemstar announced humanities surrender like it was some juicy gossip.

[@sars910]

"Whaaaat is uuuup, America? I'm President Keemstar and let's get rroooight into this surrender announcement!"

[@cthulhux2215]

His shadow looks like Rick Astley

[@SassyCassie89]

Haha xD he does!....I'd hide my face too in which case.

[@MrSmoore77]

True

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

Rick Astley is my waifu, fuck off

[@ClaireClown7]

He looks more like Elliot Rodger to me. Don't ask why.

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

Sephiroth Kefka you girls...

[@Lawlsomedude]

"It should be able to make people cry." "Let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas."

[@GummyDinosaursify]

I dont know about you but Spiders with Vaginas would make me cry

[@somebodysomewhere9253]

It made me cry with laughter so I guess it worked

[@kaydgaming]

The alien facehuggers

[@scylla1772]

Lawlsomedude YA GOT THAT RIGHT 👌👌😂

[@steelytemplar]

I have to think that Keemstar was doing this as a joke. His delivery sounds like he is talking about Nick Crompton leaving Team 10 rather than humanity surrendering to alien invaders.

[@videogamenostalgia]

In fairness, those two things are equally devastating

[@BritishTeaFGC]

@@videogamenostalgia I still haven't recovered...

[@adriel68]

NICK CROMPTON LEFT TEAM 10?!!!?!??!

[@MikoyanGurevichMiG21]

@@videogamenostalgia I spilt my coffee out of laughter reading that

[@KaoticReach1999]

Ego

[@Doctor4077]

Guy 1: let's get youtubers to voice this Guy 2: huh, that might actually work There are several aspiring voice actors that have shown lots of talent and have a fanbase that they can promote the game to. We could contact Sieg VA, PM Seymour, Micheale Laws, maybe even ask ProZD to voice the President-- Guy 1: fuck that, lets get Keemstar on this.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

I fear even ProZD wouldn't have been able to save this

[@waltrz]

TableWrens If he did *all* the voices this game would at least be an 8/10.

[@lordkaijux5262]

Worked for JonTron..... right?

[@Beatdoof]

Or even Yungtown. Snatcher anyone?

[@451asians]

IHE's character: asian american IHE: not asian or american *who thought this was a good idea*

[@adversariespurified]

IHE: British *wat*

[@musicinmymind623]

Core Master * *wot*

[@proudtobeme1ashkente]

I don't understand why this should be a problem. If IHE can't do an American accent then that's understandable, but then it doesn't matter what heritage the character has, since he's predominantly American. When it comes to voice acting, anything goes: women voicing little boys, humans voicing aliens, VA with one heritage voicing character with another. Unless he got the direction to sound Asian and American at the same time there's no issue. Making it one is like demanding a transsexual role in a movie be played by a transsexual (that happened), when it really doesn't matter so long as the actor is good.

[@socialretard7919]

*nor

[@451asians]

@@proudtobeme1ashkente that was the point. he clearly isn't doing an american accent

[@Roadent1241]

As someone who writes and edits audio projects, their first main problem was not waiting until the script was finished before getting a cast. I always wait until I have a confirmed finished script before attempting to run auditions (because I do a lot of waiting for people to volunteer and seeing if they actually deliver). I don't expect professionalism, I just want people to have fun with their chosen roles.

[@Jebu911]

Yeah not finished script really sounds like a disaster.

[@Bhatt_Hole]

@@Jebu911 LOL!!!!

[@jakefoley9539]

>Need asian american character with an emotive voice >Have access to YongYea >Cast IHE anyway

[@spookson5679]

Doesn't even have to be YongYea just anyone American or anyone that can hide their accent

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Honestly it doesn't matter the race of the voice actor all they really need is to convey the character A person with a British accent won't be convincing as an American Also I think IHE ment that if he's Asian and he's American then it wouldn't make sense for him to have the British accent.

[@spookson5679]

@@ImmaLittlePip a British person can be convening, Tom holland for example his British but I really couldn't tell when I saw him in movies, so just anyone who can hide their accent

[@robin9031]

ImmaLittlePip the race of the voice actor doesn’t necessarily matter unless you’re implementing their culture in their character somehow. So it would be really beneficial for a well written script if the voice actor could connect on that level

[@scerpalman]

@@spookson5679 Yong actually does voice acting though

[@Kalliw0]

Alex: I thought they were going to fix my voice lines until they didn’t

[@blondebimbowannabe]

Ozne gamer that reminded me of the destiny videos ihe made

[@kelly44-l5v]

Ahahahahah

[@heartstriker2831]

you are a person of great tastes

[@blackbatman3152]

The great writing of destiny😨😈😈😠😡😷

[@DEMONX62]

You fucked up my face

[@NutritiousBagCircles]

I was a sound designer for the game and I noticed the same thing. I worked on character NPC lines (yours included) and I realized a lot were used for SFM cutscenes and not for NPCs. Whole project was a mess and Berkan/Frank was very quiet about it.

[@WELSHGAMER99]

I read your post on reddit. No wonder this shitfest looks like it was slapped together.

[@WELSHGAMER99]

Oakley Fugate www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/802jex/hey_its_telvy_again_sound_designer_for_hdtf_this/

[@MazeMaker4Life]

Rando T. At least their next game would be better right?

[@scarfummunchum5333]

You have my condolences

[@youdontneedtoknowthat3249]

Nutritious Bag Circles k

[@FionaFoxx]

Shadow reveal

[@FionaFoxx]

Qwertyuiop But has he revealed his shadow...

[@pleasedislikemyvideo2101]

he's already shown his face in his videos.

[@FionaFoxx]

Qwertyuiop You are most certainly welcomed

[@samycrazex4769]

Face reveal is so 2016 .this is 2018 guys, shadow reveals is the new trend !

[@Egg_thing]

He did actually show his shadow on both Manmanboyboyman and JAR Media

[@chain12bb]

Ihe just made a shape-of-face reveal

[@sandmanbiden9301]

Just watch jar

[@kalelvigil1510]

Just watch JARMedia

[@charlescalthrop2535]

J.A.R. Media.

[@maxonwolf5841]

ayyyxel silhouette reveal?

[@ReSpark141]

ah yes, maybe I Hate Everything is Rick Astley

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

This shit's hilarious

[@a_lonetraveller3015]

Hey Ralph !

[@plays4gamer883]

ralphthemoviemaker RAAAAAAAAALPH

[@khoonmane]

ur muvis suxk!

[@thedp17]

Are you ever going to react to the Youtoooneday videos?

[@someaccount659]

Ralph review justice league

[@smjaiteh]

You’ll have an IMDB credit for this now, Alex. You can’t escape now. 🚔

[@a.j8307]

Sambou Jaiteh IMDB? For a game?

[@onemorescout]

Search for the Worst (Games): Hunt Down The Freeman

[@odyssey9755]

AJ Patterson yes, atleast I believe actors can be credited for voice work on video games. For example, I know that on IMDb, the actress who voiced Eleanor lamb from BioShock 2 has it listed in her credits. So Alex could well be listed as doing voice work on there.

[@noahfessenden6478]

Video games are fairly common on imdb these days, though I wouldn't have figured without seeing it first hand.

[@mr.pythen285]

Yup www.imdb.com/title/tt8054606/

[@biscuitboi9478]

Welcome to WatchMojo! Today we're counting down the Top Ten Asian-american KZbinrs. #10: IHE

[@MrValentineYT]

lol

[@pleasedislikemyvideo2101]

I think watchmojo refuse to mention him. He wasn’t in their top 10 faceless youtubers video (that video came out before he revealed his face btw).

[@jozinek876]

Biscuit Boi it should be Best Trends instead of WatchMojo

[@biscuitboi9478]

alexnt1966 Ya know, I was honestly gonna put Ricegum on there but I didn't want his retarded fans attacking me

[@TWrecksGaming]

#15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

[@TheDakattack3000]

Alex fought The Room, now he's become The Room.

[@MiyaMam948]

I see that Dante in your pfp Nice 👌

[@matthew5145]

Oh hi mark

[@fds7476]

You're tearing me apart, Freeman!

[@loone3100]

He fought The Room, and The Room won

[@luftschloss7878]

You see the room was so bad it was good but this, this is just bad

[@KamiJoJo]

Tags: Memes, Sexual Content, Anime, Dating Simulator wat

[@Nico-gj8dx]

Money

[@facespkz_osu]

steam users can add tags to the game, hunt down the freeman has been trolled to hell

[@ohno6070]

well memed

[@apollo9288]

Lol those tags are weird af

[@coolboy9979]

Female Protagonist hahaha

[@dorians6537]

"Yeah I haven't got paid yet" Well you sure aren't gonna get paid now.

[@grantwilliams2650]

Dorian Strobert well this video’s add revenue is probably gonna be greater than whatever the fuck he was gonna get paid

[@jessepiazza2106]

Dorian Strobert he requested that the developer not pay him

[@asiankint6918]

Dorian Strobert lOrD bEeRuS

[@stepienmaximilian]

Dorian Strobert He reached it, Beerus. He finally reached it.

[@qw000pz]

Immediately after you said Keemstar was in the game, I got an ad for depression medication.

[@ronniemirano7120]

This information has just taken my day to the next level. Thank you so very much. Hope you also have a stellar day.

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

Probably need to take it. Just imgain what will u feel after watching is video. I don't want people to die, take it.

[@XxAnalxLegendzXx]

Aren't ads based on what your browsing history and or viewing history is? Are you okay?

[@yungsack7303]

no wonder i got ads for durex

[@Paul-qe1jn]

Is that Doug Walker without a nose ?

[@savagemcflurry9082]

I see now his character was supposed to be "asian-american" but why does he look like the dude from 13 reasons why?

[@TheAlaccMan]

Is this an "Adum and Pals" reference?

[@Chloopa]

Alexander Shook aa

[@izzy1221]

23 minutes of pure and utter IHE regret. This gon be good.

[@DanKlenczar]

Keep walking cupcake, your take sucks...

[@rodrigodelemos9048]

JMAA TV no u

[@DanKlenczar]

Not at all. After watching the whole video I just dont understand how you came to this conclusion. Very disconnected from the actual content.

[@cowboypresable]

Lets peep this out

[@hillarytrump3157]

no u

[@MizManFryingP]

Hi, 3D Artist (freelancer) for the game here. (You can see my name in the credits under 3D Artists) I feel everything you just said in this video. The unorganized mess the production was, the being left in the dark without knowing what the game even looks like, the lack of direction, etc. I also noticed the red flags but didn't respond to them. I was hopeful that the game was going to be okay because I was reassured that everything was going great. This is depressing to be honest. I put almost a year into the project and my models don't even look the same when they were imported into the game. I can't even say that I worked on it without feeling ashamed, and I think I did an alright job on the models, just when they were imported into the game they look COMPLETELY different. They were shiny where they shouldn't be, they were missing parts, the colors were different, the materials look weird, etc.. I feel like a laughing stock and fear that my reputation as a 3D Artist would somewhat be tarnished because people look at the game and say "Oh so you made THIS?" when in reality it looks nothing like it does on my end. I don't know man, I am rambling. I don't really know what to say. At least I can say that I worked on a game with you in it and I'm a fan so I'll take what I can get haha. I too wasn't really paid. I quit the project mid 2017 and a couple of months before the game's release, I was asked to texture some things because they were short on hands or something like that. I agreed to do it only if I was getting paid upfront which I did, but I am owed waaaay more than what I got on that. I guess I joined the project because I am young to the industry and at my profession in general, and I was picked up and hoped that the game would be great. It sounded very promising and exciting. It was also my first (pretend) job so I was excited for it. I was a beginner in every sense and by working for the game, I was forced to grow as a 3D Artist which I am thankful for. So it wasn't all bad I guess.. Again, I don't really know what to say, I am clearly rambling. I am not good at putting my thoughts onto paper so I will leave you with a few examples of how my models look in game vs how they look on my end. imgur.com/a/oFKIi PS: Since it was asked, the screenshots of my models are taken in Substance Painter 2 - the program I use to texture the models. They are screenshots and not renders and are all in real-time. EDIT: Wow thanks for the support everyone! From the reaction of the game so far I kind of expected mostly negative responses so this is a really nice surprise :) Just to clarify: when I wrote this I was pretty emotional about the whole thing and I was mostly venting my frustrations. Because of the way I worded the above it kind of sounds like I am seeking attention or praise or what not. That is not my intention. I don't think I deserve praise or anything like that but I do want to share my perspective as well and in a sense kind of distance myself from the production of the game. That's not to say I think the people at RRE are bad people because I don't think they are. They are just very very inexperienced and don't really take no for an answer when it comes to criticism. So don't take what I wrote as a well thought out thesis about my experience with the production of the game, but rather as a sympathetic venting wall of text haha.

[@carnifex423]

MizuiroNo alex please pin this

[@Xhawk777]

MizuiroNo I wish you the best man

[@MizManFryingP]

Thanks man! I appreciate it :)

[@Silver_Warden]

+MizuiroNo It's not your fault. You did your job well, other people screwed it all up. Don't let this one project drag down your career or take away your passion or confidence in your skills. There will always be a new project and who knows, maybe that one will turn out much better? Good luck in your endeavors!

[@MizManFryingP]

Thanks for the kind words Andrii, I really do appreciate it!

[@ChrisTheCringe]

"you can shoot" - IHE Very inspirational quote. It helped me poop twice a day.

[@AquaDavie]

I cant only poop once a day sadly 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER

[@mustaki7620]

Drink water. It makes your poo poo soft.

[@thebackburner79]

POOP IS FUNNY PEOPLE, WAKE UP!!

[@sirspongadoodle]

@@thebackburner79 i know its a quote from the not cool review but..... gotta disagree..

[@jragonlearnhowtomakeminecr7886]

I feel really really bad for the developers here. I know what it's like to pour your heart and soul into something that was doomed from the start.

[@jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152]

Well all your command block stuff was actually fun and inspired, unlike this game. It may have been doomed from the start, but hey I'm sure most of those who found your work and your channel appreciated it. Still something to be proud of.

[@RicardoMontania]

Jragon // Learn How To Make Minecraft Commands Says the one who make minecraft videos

[@jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152]

Ricardo Montania look again buddy, I don't think you know at all what jragon does. They're not just making low effort Minecraft let's plays as you seem to think.

[@morble757]

Holy shit I cut myself on that comment

[@jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152]

I'm sure that you know absolutely nothing about jragon or Minecraft. Haha very funny isn't it just great to stereotype the entire Minecraft community based off it's younger audiences and more terrible youtubers? What an original joke that has never been made before. I mean, given that Minecraft got so popular, it's clearly a terrible game for only little kids and normies, can't be for big boy hipsters like you. Who has the time for intelligent comments and research when you can spout whatever the current popular opinion is while only judging on the first few KZbin videos you see on the subject, am I right?

[@shaneireland8460]

IHE looks like a locked character hidden behind a paywall

[@LermaBean]

Homicidal Ape "IHE readies for nitpicking!" Sm4sh for Switch

[@cuddlewuffle]

Alex Kiepura he’s already done a face reveal

[@AnEnemySpy456]

He looks like an informant hiding his identity so his gang buddies won't know it was him.

[@wongyefc1]

Alex Kiepura just watch jarcast

[@sakarintannoy8850]

Originally based a mapper for this game, I was never credited because I quit early because me and Berkan ( the director ) had a large argument. But, that argument was the best thing of my life... He promised $50 per map, never received. Development was an unorganized mess, none of the developers got a full version of the game until released. Didn't know the story, didn't know there was even a Discord Fuck this shit.

[@mostlyghostly6615]

ViaLunarMiku were there any original bits you had created for it?

[@sakarintannoy8850]

Tako Isha quite so, Berkan ordered me to create an office building, and I have content and templates for the game. But it was never included I guess... It wasn't really finished non the less had much time or effort into it, and when we had the argument I left anyway so whatever

[@mostlyghostly6615]

ViaLunarMiku glad you made it out alive

[@edgardquiroga2360]

ViaLunarMiku I feel like I HE should see this comment....

[@Neo2266.]

So you quitting caused that clusterfuck they call maps? Damn...

[@toothbrush64]

Many KZbinrs offered their voices to the indie game A Hat In Time and it turned out well. It's probably just a matter of direction.

[@nalce6811]

The only youtuber I know of that was in a hat in time was jontron. Who were the other youtubers?

[@E3kHatena]

Nalce - Yungtown is The Snatcher, SungWon Cho plays the owls, Smash Bros. announcer Xander Mobus voices The Conductor. Those are the three off the top of my head.

[@unfa00]

I think a good director would: 1. Cast actors knowing what he wants form them and knowing they can deliver that 2. Work with them to help them get the performance he wants None of that seems to have happened here.

[@niaarchangel]

E3kHatena I didn't even notice who voices the owls but now that you say it, that's totally him!

[@prowertastic8136]

@@E3kHatena Xander is a VA in several anime and video games.

[@MYG]

They spent over 100k on the rights and assets alone, they can't lower it to a around dollar the game to a dollar because even though that'd be a good decision, that would be them accepting that they've just lost well over 100k dollars.

[@CPtracker080]

Bronzewarrior source? Did they really spend 100k on this

[@Beastofdestruct]

That's still a very cheap price for the rights and assets of a game franchise like Half-Life

[@headcrabking9054]

Lowering the price may cause more people to buy it, and could possibly be more profitable then keeping it at the same price.

[@schippai3308]

They can never regain that money so, $1 dollar is the best people could buy it.

[@vincenthogan8627]

Wahhh

[@jstanz22]

an asian american character with a british accent

[@mindblowndudvedos3682]

slim most accurate accent.

[@HanPlaysGame]

The moust accourate accent

[@mindblowndudvedos3682]

Moist accurit aksent.

[@halcyon1644]

De moust accuraete axceent

[@vlusky_husky]

Can this get ANY worse?

[@KamenRiderDC]

"God will stay away from this one." That he did. That. He. Did.

[@salokin3087]

To be fair, the killing blow was getting gnomestar to play the president

[@KillThad]

* inevitable topical joke *

[@thelandofnod2269]

Keem for president it's still a step up

[@marthia8015]

That was the only redeeming quality I've seen so far, that cutscene is hysterical.

[@jeltje50]

Salokin tbh keem has a lot in common with president trump tho.

[@RaylaEclipse]

Would ha e been better to cast him as a news man.

[@joemccann1725]

"you cant even die right in this game" -pyrocynical

[@ammagon4519]

"You can't even die right in this platform" -pornosicle

[@oofsong9496]

Gives me conniptions.

[@evanwilliams7917]

Your american accent's pretty decent. Bu your voice coming out of that character model is haunting

[@ducc3430]

Evan Williams your profile picture is haunting

[@meowserer1362]

That is true

[@dabossman5650]

Evan Williams yea

[@ginge641]

It's too recognisable to not break immersion. Not many voice actors have Alex's accent.

[@nerevar9867]

The character models look like an hd version of Xavier renagade angel

[@CubularCreeper]

Your voice is nice for narration but not for a guy in the military lol

[@jaradtrout140]

Not all soldiers sound like have throat cancer or gargle thumb tacks.

[@sin21ful]

cykron even still I couldn't imagine IHE doing enemy position call-outs in a combat situation or shouting across a battlefield. He sounds a lot more like the posh lieutenant in the big tent telling people what to do.

[@ArmorFrogEntertainment]

@@jaradtrout140 Alex sounds too white-collar and middle class. He has a voice for BBC.

[@A-G-F-]

@@jaradtrout140 Well, soldiers usually have a raspy voice because they scream a lot.

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

@@A-G-F- See British soldiers have really stiff wrists from all the strongly worded letters they send.

[@thechickensfoot5345]

Hey Alex can you voice a character in my game I’m currently making? You’ll be voicing an African tribesman, I think you’ll fit the part.

[@thethunderdrone7256]

Thechickensfoot lol

[@jackspurlock9201]

Alol

[@josh-oo]

I HATE TOUCANS You do not know de wae...

[@Bayofthe91st]

Supa fighta!!, wats appening!??, allo!!

[@eartianwerewolf]

NO way ! I need him to voice a shy school girl, desu!!!

[@abandonedaccount1231]

Spoiler: IHE is just Callmekevin doing a British accent, the silhouette matches up

[@tamnam5722]

abandoned account ...Oh God, you’re right!

[@emblemblade9245]

Holy shit, the resemblance is scary. Maybe he’s Kevin from another universe that got possessed by Pvt Danny

[@SuziLikesToPlay]

that’s exactly what i was thinking lmao

[@thewhiteswanguitarist6002]

Ihe? More like BORE RAGNArok

[@DammitSinged]

_Lets get roiggggggggghttt into the Presidential Decree_

[@la.elaha.ella.allah.]

mate i seriously see your comment on every single video i watch

[@agnusgloria1122]

I'm your president Killer Memestar and lets get roooooooiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhtt into the surrender.

[@agnusgloria1122]

The sad thing is Keemstar is somehow, technically, somewhat canon. ... If it has a price tag it's canon. Also IHE and Pyrocynical are technically canon. Whoop-de-doo.

[@agnusgloria1122]

But why?

[@Log707]

DammitSinged what is up armaica nations I'm your host presdint keemstar let's get riggggggt into the wall

[@misterb3577]

Pfffft Keemstar was supposed to be President in this? He sounds like a smarmy DJ Radio host...not the actual one, just the one they bring in when the real one needs some time off for vacation or sick days.

[@Jrez]

Seriously his audio is so poorly mastered it's like he recorded it with the exact same setup from one of his streams.

[@caitthenerd7470]

Jrezky By what Alex said in the video, it seems they were just sent lines to record themselves, with their own kit. So Keemstar likely did use the same setup.

[@mollymcdade4031]

They didn’t even put any effects on his voice that’s meant to be over a radio. It’s way too clear, it’s like he’s in the room with them.

[@codythompson9973]

They could have just gotten Rice Pirate to do a different voice or something.

[@peony4175]

What, is, up American Nation, I am your president, Killer Keeeemstaaaaar, and let's get riiight into the waaars!

[@alexnt1966]

Andrew Cervantes 10/10 Best performance in a video game.

[@Greigames]

Is this a potential future

[@alexisacosta-rivera7128]

killer memestarr

[@beemerboy42]

Eric Lerma I laughed while reading this because I knew exactly how that would sound

[@Xvladin]

I love old lady ovaries

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

I wonder how that guy got that face on his scar.

[@williamwashburn7665]

Crowbar to the face

[@M.J44]

It was supposed to be from a crowbar, but...the way the scars look simply do not make sense.

[@oofsong9496]

@@M.J44 They really look like very precisely put scars, Like the most cliche ones trying to be quirky, Eye scar, cheek scar, touching the hair scar, chin scar, when have you not seen those scars inside every other game?

[@M.J44]

@@oofsong9496 Exactly. They also look just so unnatural. You mean to tell me that the guy in the HEV suit had impeccable aim to make exact double scars in every spot? I don't think so. (Not directed at you, but whoever's idea it was for the 3d model.)

[@mothichorror446]

Because of course bludgeoning someone with a crowbar leaves nice clear slash scars.

[@Alandus64]

an identity so secret that he blurred the black silhouette of his face

[@floridianrailauto9032]

Watch any Jarcast on Jar Media.

[@Alandus64]

Roostoe Multimedia THATS EVEN MORE REASON FOR IT!!!!

[@floridianrailauto9032]

Oh, okay...

[@ProtoMario]

This is an important lesson to be very cautious who we promote as KZbinrs, and who we collaborate with...🤔

[@ecksdii]

ProtoMario hey proto :D

[@iLeviathan]

ProtoMario Hello Proto. Soon my financial situation will allow me to repatreon with $20. Hope you are doing well regardless. Loved your video a few months back where you allowed fans to submit theories

[@gone2742]

ProtoMario hey proto

[@UnhealthyTherapy]

Can you fuck off. Tired of seeing you everywhere.

[@gone2742]

Jacob Harold so hes not allowed to comment

[@kennyx221]

''Fellow americans, lets get ROOOOOOOOIIIIIIGHT......''

[@ItsThatRetro]

Into the nukes!

[@guitarhero01234]

Into the noose!

[@randyawesomelol4865]

gh that's from Chris raygun

[@androzani]

Did somebody say nukes? *Gandhi spoke as he finished the manhattan project.*

[@brandonaumiller3997]

Andrew LaChapelle Fuck ghandi

[@unlimited-edge]

What baffles me is why didn’t they hire the KZbinrs that are legit voice actors? Like Jelloapocalypse, Stamper, Rice Pirate, hell even Chris and Zach’s re good at voices

[@1247theGreatest]

UnlimitedEdge rice pirate voices the main protagonist

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

Jello might of not been a good choice because he’s more of a comedian voice actor than a serious guy.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

> Binny "AY LUIGI"

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

ProZD maybe? He’s done serious voice acting before.

[@toasatoshi]

or omega voice

[@akinolawilliams161]

why does this sound like a cia confession tape

[@agrotte9962]

StOnEd PrEaChEr Looks like it as well lmao

[@gingcat6034]

Who did the audio for the game? Keemstar's lines are suppose to be coming through a radio, and sound as though he is in the room with the other characters.

[@pleasedislikemyvideo2101]

no, it sounds like the characters are watching Dramaalert.

[@khajiitinskyrim]

Doesn’t help that Keemstar is doing a terrible JFK impersonation

[@ddddd8062]

Name Suggestion don’t you mean, John Fitzgerald Keemstar. I’ll see myself out

[@evelinemidkiff1690]

gingcat Pyrocynical’s Character has a mask on in the game, but it sounds clear as day

[@stcllxr]

I was watching a playthrough of the game... For a sec I actually thought Keemstar's character was in front of them too. Sad.

[@marcbrightsidepoetry]

So, in other words, they hired a handful of KZbinrs as a publicity stunt, then proceeded to fart out a shameless, half-arsed interpretation of someone else's property?

[@GarenEvansMusic]

Special Thanks *HIDEO KOJIMA?!?* *ROBERT ZEMECKIS?!?*

[@ezrasharpe7435]

The Robert Zemeckis part gave me physical pain.

[@GuyNamedBarry]

The story was probably from Metal Gear Solid V : The Phantom Pain

[@АртурАртур-у9ю5щ]

Psycho mantis?

[@martincooper2175]

Артур Артур you are that ninja....

[@tlayor9832]

@@martincooper2175 You're Pretty Good

[@DorgeDungle]

*I didn't know you were black*

[@deadaccdeadacc2134]

Dorge Dungle *_me neither_*

[@KimiraDreams]

Best thing I've read all day.

[@TheFranssiBrother]

Wait.. does this mean he's Dunkey?

[@tharixabraxis259]

He definitely is of some black descent, but I dunno... He looks a bit pale to be just black.

[@morgantaylor7216]

Nah I betcha he’s of Puerto Rican descent

[@americanfootball8194]

“You can shoot”-IHE 2k18

[@thatsbananas6547]

Xcaliber The Wise But can you reload?

[@Blinkster93]

Temporary name Only 2 bullets no 3

[@user-jl7cz2pe6d]

"You have a gun"-IHE 2K18

[@cronaman3196]

why type k instead of 0??? it looks stupid & it’s more effort!!!

[@gabsF14]

"You can have a medic bag" -sallaD

[@SaiKisaragi]

When can we getta "Trying to play: {NOT HALF LIFE) Hunt Down the Freeman" video

[@AquaDavie]

alpharad better get on this

[@julcaos]

Agreed!

[@donutthot1574]

Your silhouette looks like Rick Astley...

[@thehermit8618]

Donut Realm well we've never seen IHE and Rick Astley together in the same room

[@deleteduser8075]

Mr. TeM You better stop right there.

[@thedeparted8390]

Mr. TeM nor have we seen IHE and pyrocynical in the same room... they sound different but they have a similar lesbian shape...

[@NodDisciple1]

Donut Realm EXPOSED! 😮

[@thesamuelbutler]

He really does.

[@vocalcalibration8033]

We live in a world where a fan game can be officially sold on a platform made by the company who created the property said fan game is based on. What a time to be alive indeed.

[@FranciscoFJM]

Nintendo should take note...

[@losnfjslefn8857]

VocalCalibration Yeah, I've been wondering about that. Why was the developer even allowed to sell this? I'd think Valve would have shot this down.

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

I don't think there's any actual oversight when it comes to people putting games on Steam.

[@SakuraAngelPrincess]

they paid to use the assets

[@fanficAddict404]

losnf jslefn I think it's because they still make off of it money, because it's sold off if steam.

[@mintyfresh.3884]

It's unsettling to actually see a person speak from his mouth and not his crotch.

[@lethallightning2]

it feels threatening

[@manman-fq4zw]

Amelia Why isn't this top comment

[@JVenom]

Fucking next level irony haha. Hire a media critic who has a series focusing on bad films to do VO work for your bad game. You couldn't write that kind of perfection.

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

J Venom obviously this was the whole point of the game

[@cicada300]

The Asian guy's character model looks like something someone who had never seen an Asian person made based on someone else's description on what an Asian person looks like

[@SenorMeinKrafter]

He looks like a young Southern European white guy. It doesn't look Asian in any way.

[@Web720]

The model doesn't, but paper he showed looks more Asian.

[@Khenfu_Cake]

cicada300 I was actually surprised when IHE said his character is supposed to be Asian, since I thought he looked European. Maybe he looks a little Eurasian (emphasis on maybe) I guess.... If he was of an Iranian/Persian and European mix that is. He really doesn't look much like someone with East Asian ancestry. He did in the concept art though, which makes it a bit weirder. Maybe they decided to scrap this Nick character being an Asian-American when they decided IHE should use his normal English accent instead. And just like how they ended up using both his American and British voice lines, they didn't bother changing his in game character model completely either.

[@Spockitans]

I remember getting a friend request from the director, but he never followed up on it, he must have been waiting for me to message him first. I was about to, but after looking into the project I just stayed quiet AND DODGED A FUCKING BULLET Edit: Forgot to mention I animate with sfm

[@mintybadger9908]

Spockitans But whomst've the fuck are you

[@wilhelmviberg8927]

Spockitans Did the director just add random people and his friends steam friendlist?

[@DougerArt]

I think the same thing MAY have happened to me. I think he just added a bunch of people with some connection to sfm. I looked up video of it and it looked horrid. But i don't know if it was this game or some other sfm based half life game, but it probably was this one.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

Spockitans And who are you

[@Spockitans]

some dumb sfm animator who needs a life that's a me

[@captaincornflake]

Can we also talk about how Keemstar’s voice on a RADIO has ZERO radio filter on it? It just sounds like he’s there speaking. How the fuck do you not notice that??

[@godsaccident3464]

Surprised he didn’t start off the broadcast with the ‘lets get right into the news’

[@versace6609]

That must be some god quality radio

[@nicodemus7774]

tim tremoni You just killed the spelling of the poor man's name

[@sebastianrosa7935]

Developers: Ok, we need someone to voice an Asian-American character. Some idiot: How about that angry BRITISH guy on KZbin. Developers: You... are a genius!

[@J_Themborn]

I'm invested in the slow motion Oreos falling.

[@oldmanskeletal4189]

My poor ass thought they were quarters...

[@tenghiskhan2063]

So they have keemstar playing the president, talking over a radio, audio designers, there is this thing called static, Radios have that all the time, and it actually makes it sound decent in the atmosphere, but I don’t know what I expected at this point

[@germyforev4495]

the radio designers were not told there was a radio or where the voices were being used.

[@tenghiskhan2063]

Germy Forev that doesn’t even surprise me at this point

[@niall6255]

well they screwed up the acoustics on most of the audio. the voices should have had a slight delay effect, to give the impression that they're inside a large room.

[@D0NU75]

for someone who lives from giving the mic an oral, Keemostar really has no idea how to speak in front of a mic for audio recording, i keep hearing him spitting to the mic pronouncing "P"s and "B"s

[@vsGoliath96]

Best part? Do you have any idea how easy it is to add fake radio static to audio? It's like three or four mouse clicks. There's even different types of static audio you can download if you wanted to switch it up a little.

[@mrcomp1971]

You know when your game has fucked up when IHE makes a video about it in less than a week or two.

[@pillgrimm]

What's it been four days?

[@skelskeleton1055]

Pil Grimm No, you know you fucked up when you hired him and he still happily shits on it in a few days.

[@marthapozo4881]

Mesa (Meh-sah) - Spanish for table. Mesa (May-sah) - an elevated land formation with a plateau. Context is important, G-Man. :)

[@sevatarlives185]

Use the International Phonetic Alphabet to correct pronunciation or don't bother, pleb.

[@ArmorFrogEntertainment]

The Spanish word for table has an e vowel. The English word for a type of plateau has an eɪ diphthong. This guy is using an ɛ vowel.

[@KILLERMEXICAN210]

*B L A C K M E S A*

[@tadesubaru1383]

@Drogon not at all

[@patata6868]

Drogon No it isn't

[@SpaghettiSammy]

Wait that keemstar scene wasnt an edit? it wasnt a joke? That was real?

[@_Crowuh]

Spaghetti Sammy Yep.

[@greatdane1948]

Yep.

[@Lithiel]

Keem didn't even BOTHER to try to act he just did his announcer voice which is so JARRING with the mood! wtf XD He sounds more like he's narrating a soccer game and not the dramatic moment it's supposed to be. this is hysterical.

[@alexnt1966]

Lithiel lol soccer game. "We surrender to the alien forces, the cubbies."

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

I'm dying omgggg

[@thelovewizard8954]

He's doing a drama alert episode on the combine

[@EmissaryofWind]

Yeah, he sounds more like a radio announcer than any kind of government representative

[@bernardstephenwarchal2351]

It's pretty low when Trump sounds more serious than him.

[@JustinY.]

Wow we finially get a silhouette reveal

[@superyes1015]

Justin Y. We’ve had a face reveal for a while

[@user-tg8xp4kp7g]

SuperYes101 no i dont know you're talking about. Alex has never shown his face or his real name ever.

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

rip

[@buffedgreg6062]

just fuck of I see u everywhere

[@Wander6891]

Justin Y. It's actually footage from his session in therapy

[@AGrayPhantom]

An Asian American character with a British accent?

[@Raizelash]

Kinda hot, I mean its possible if the dude was adopted by British parents

[@fds7476]

Something something Hong Kong?

[@uncleflagzz]

Y e s

[@oofsong9496]

I mean, He has the British forehead at least, as in very big forehead

[@matthewmuir8884]

Isn't that a joke in an episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

[@thattwitalex]

That's not Alex, that's Rick Astley

[@mrpancake8888]

Alex Haines same person

[@mohammedmustafa7509]

Doctor Monty why the fuck did u send them back to origins huh?!

[@jimhalpert4.015]

Never gonna give...never gonna give

[@snukadoncic8973]

Alex Haines I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!

[@Wastingsometimehere]

I HATE when people give me up, let me down, run around and desert me.

[@byeah4277]

Interesting to see young Rick Astley travelled forward in time and started a KZbin career.

[@TheJJ8472]

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna 9:12

[@Jakkozaki]

Wouldn’t it be young Astley travelled forward in time?

[@byeah4277]

Jacob Schwartz FUCK

[@oscarpatriciozamoracervant2529]

Byeah #427 I knew I could not be the only one who thought that 😂

[@jakemiller2507]

Holy shit there's actually flashing ERROR models in a "finished" game?

[@GogitoGTHD]

Jake Miller they were in completely finished Half life 2 as well.

[@EmployeeJoe630]

Kono Kami yeah dude come on where were they?

[@jozinek876]

Jake Miller 'cause it's not finished

[@jozinek876]

Kono Kami they weren't when I played it

[@khorps4756]

Kono Kami yeah sure dude, like, outside the map

[@HappyLilac16]

The thing is, having KZbinrs voice-acting in a game can work even if it's not tongue-in-cheek. Pinstripe and Bendy and the Ink Machine are great examples of this. The difference between those games and Hunt Down the Freeman is that those voice actors were actually given direction and good material, and in some cases were already pretty decent at voice-acting or were given characters that meshed with their vocal style.

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

In pinstripe, felix and sean's characters are pretty loose to the plot so they can just be their own quirky selves.

[@powercouch1845]

you can tell hes the main character by his epuc scars

[@MrDyl666]

Power Couch so many characters with edgy scars

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Everyone is covered in scars.

[@ngmajora6986]

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW HE GOT THESE SCARS?

[@guyname8760]

And everyone knows the man with scars is always the main characters

[@northerntoe]

NGMajora I’m guessing manhax

[@shirshanyaroy287]

I have no idea who Keemstar is, but it doesn't sound like he's making the announcement with a "heavy heart". He sounds positively thrilled.

[@adamsandler7980]

Shirshanya Roy kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6CWhZl-n8-Sm5Y This is how I found out who Keemstar was.

[@knightofetro13]

Oh boy are you in for a story.

[@siegwardinspirit]

Adam Sandler same

[@siegwardinspirit]

because he's not a voice actor. And he should never be cast as one.

[@Pixelynx]

Pure Cringe -- He's not even competent. And he should never be in a position that requires it.

[@andyenglish4303]

"Let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas"

[@BULMASDESTRUCTIN]

Ben English I know that line is fucking stupid but what's he trying to describe the hunters or strikers?

[@TheDoggyGIR]

Joshua Munro Headcrabs.

[@BULMASDESTRUCTIN]

TheDoggyGIR thank you my good friend

[@ryan43816]

my balls itch

[@faldostick123]

Pyrocynicals voice acting 😂😂😂

[@IrishPhoenix]

faldostick123 timestamp?

[@faldostick123]

Irish Phoenix oh sorry I just watched pyro's video (it's at the beginning)

[@vincentsimbol7251]

*_Oh God. We are so fucked._*

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

He mentions cancer, suicide and Adolf Hitler 936 times in the game

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

I hate his voice so much

[@Nojah_Kruskie]

You would think that keemstar would at least try to sound like a real person, not an announcer.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

That's his normal voice, though.

[@OreMiner64]

Nojah Kruskie He sounds like a fucking AI program

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

IHE is a proud Asian American woman!

[@matej9834]

A proud Asian American British woman

[@dadleft8427]

I get this reference!

[@R3GARnator]

...Who don't need no man.

[@TRDCelica]

I was holding back tears when I heard Keemstars dialogue

[@Double400]

Be a man and let out your tears like I did.

[@fungling7982]

shut yo sensitive ***** up

[@fungling7982]

nevermind i just cried

[@thesonicdude6747]

"My fellow Americans, as your president and commander in chief, it is with a heavy heart that i'm informing you that we have made a strategic decision to surrender to the alien invaders known as the Combine." cries

[@codythompson9973]

This comment and its replies are awesome.

[@moongem4489]

I think the bigger problem with an English person voicing an Asian American is the American part, seeing as his nationality will have a bigger influence on how he sounds than his race. As long as the voice actor can do a convincing job, I don't think ethnicity should be a problem in casting (for voice actors at least).

[@jordexo3047]

I was gonna say...the fact IHE is white isn't the issue, It doesn't matter if you're Asian, Hispanic or whatever, it's the nationality that's gonna mostly decide how someone will sound. The fact it's an American character...with an English accent is what's ridiculous. Then again maybe they decided to take the Sean Connery approach?

[@moongem4489]

MrStig691 it can, but not in every case. No one can tell by the sound of my voice that I'm black. My race has nothing at all to do with how I sound.

[@cheetahgaming3642]

he is asian, not british... thats that, I couldn't care if morgan freeman voice acted it, its stupid

[@moongem4489]

CheetahGaming thats like saying it's dumb for adults to voice act for children. If they do a good job, its fine. Its only stupid if they don't have the acting skills. The most important thing in voice acting is that the voice fits the character. Whether the ethnicity is the same usually won't matter as long as the actor has the skills to sound the way the character would. This isn't live action, so the voice is the only thing that matters.

[@moongem4489]

Just going to add on - most of the people in my town are Chinese, and I know for a fact that ethnicity is not as important as language and culture when it comes to how people sound. The Chinese kids who were raised in China or speak Mandarin or Cantonese at home sound slightly different because their accent affects their English. The ones who were raised here and only speak English sound just the same as all the other kids who were raised here. I can guarantee if I played a sound clip of my freinds of various races, all raised in the same area and who speak the same first language, no one would be able to tell their races apart because the dialect of English we speak isnt associated with any particular race.

[@pigeonmastermind1976]

Yes of course a British dude with the most monotone voice is clearly the best voice actor for an Asian American guy who probably shows some emotion. Also who in their right mind would think that hiring keemstar was a good idea.

[@Fato005]

HelenDaGR8 official kids love killer keem

[@patrickhill2595]

I am not sure kids would play this game though.

[@hemis1861]

James Duncan Because they feel mature when their god keemstar calls other people's fanbases childish.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

That name alone makes me see so much red.

[@lordliam9840]

HelenDaGR8 official if he was playing a serious low emotion British character that’d make so much more sense

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

I don’t trust Alex’s silhouette. It makes him look more shady.

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

Pretty punny, huh?

[@hammydammy123]

Ba-dum tschhhh!

[@kiraveritas3060]

Why would you use IHE (someone known for being very dry, reserved and almost a little apathetic when it comes to the tone of his voice) to play a dramatic character who has emotionally charged dialogue?

[@pismodude2]

If he could do an American accent the President would have been a better role. Though if they’re contacting KZbinrs for voice acting, I’m surprised they couldn’t find more options among smaller KZbinrs... some of them have great voices.

[@TooCooFoYou]

pmd2 It's like they decided to slap these KZbinrs in the product in hopes that their fans would buy the game.

[@sovereignviper]

TooCooFoYou nailed it

[@dr.jackbright6814]

pmd2 aDoseOfBuckley would have played the president better... Well better than Keemstar did

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

yeah some one like i wouldnt even want to get paid

[@punisherkatz]

"God help us" "No, God will stay away from this game"

[@syugyeh]

Your American accent lines were actually pretty decent, when you showed the English accent lines you sounded pretty reluctant and unenthusiastic. Could almost hear the slow loss of confidence in the project lmao New style is very nice(even if you don't make a video like this again), the jazz music is a great touch.

[@Deltarii]

Someone called this game “The Half Life 3 we deserved” I’m not joking by the way.

[@isamuddin1]

At least the fan get the valve curse

[@lorenzoamantini8074]

Because we deserve nothing, apparently

[@energeticyellow1637]

Cuong Le Don't cut yourself on that edge, kiddo.

[@MrGeist-hu7if]

ᒪᑌᑕKY ᔕᑫᑌIᗪ Half Life fans are prob the spergiest on the net. And that's saying a lot.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

What about Project Borealis? Is that still a thing?

[@Crok425]

The character model doesn't even look asian...

[@MoskHotel]

He looks like a failed anime character. 🧑🏻

[@angela.luntian]

he reminds me of a european person more than an american or asian, it couldve been northern asian but i cant see any

[@MoskHotel]

Eveladrea the Pacifist You mean Russian or even Siberian?

[@angela.luntian]

LaBoo T2609 kind of more on the english area, ive seen actors from there that looks similar to the character model... not entirely sure though

[@themidwestemo]

He looks like Elliot Rodger

[@TXFDA]

Something else that gets me, is that none of the character models are even slightly consistent. Some faces actually look ok, like the dude with the scars. Then you have the blond woman that looks like they forgot to give her any kind of proper texture or normal map. Mixed in with models ripped straight from the original HL2, with zero editing to make them match the new ones. If this was free, or like $3, I could say "oh this was *ok* for a first attempt. It's crap, but maybe they'll learn from this and make something better next time." But I can buy full triple A games for $20-25. This is horrendous for that price.

[@ArmorFrogEntertainment]

That's what happens when all your art assets are pulled from different places. Your visual aesthetic is an inconsistent mess.

[@TooMuchSascha]

On top of that, Mitchell's face looks like he's got caked on makeup

[@jermafan111]

A strange amalgamation of assets from many different places, pasted in a game like a Frankenstein creation.

[@dontpreorder2783]

TXF You can buy games like hollow knight, with free DLC, much more intriguing and polished content, more consistent story, BETTER VOICE WORK, and better cutscenes for way less. Fuck AAA games, you can buy cardboard boxes with better design than this

[@tiffingbird]

I got Black Mesa for like,,, 15(?)-19(?) Dollars. And that's a good game.

[@jakeram4439]

@IHE, I'm making this game "Cool Cat Saves the Day". It's a First Person shooter where you fight haters and call in copyright strikes. I was wondering if you would voice the antagonist named Fair Criticism.

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

i could play cool cat if you like, i have kinda that shitty upper pitched voice

[@dracyan3552]

jake ram are you actually or is this a joke?

[@AcidWorksAnimation]

This actually sounds like it would be incredible

[@dpllz_9072]

Make gunshots with the "Cool cat loves to B00g1e wOOGeeee"

[@toryslapper69]

I'd fund this game

[@crimsonchin1496]

*S P I D E R S W I T H V A G I N A S*

[@darthplagueis13]

This game is $25. No, for real. I´m not kidding you.

[@jozinek876]

Darthplagueis13 f!cking hell....

[@bruhbruhbruhbruh12]

Darthplagueis13 half-life 1 & 2 combined is 20$

[@artloverrarts]

Backwater Moron oh wtf?? this is such a ripoff

[@FatPlaysGames]

Instead of buying HDTF, just buy HL1, HL2, and Opposing Force. More content, and higher quality content at that.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Too much

[@cpt_nordbart]

Sounds like the typical kickstarter story. "This will be such a great awesome thing"

[@hamlord8912]

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