I Hate Musicals

Karaoke / Backing Track for I Hate Musicals from Ruthless. Hope someone can use it !

[@gracemiller2519]

Currently trying to put together a bow track for the school musical, this video really was a gift for me, thanks man!

[@TPACDIR]

Wonderful!! How fun!!! I LOVE YOUR choices!! I teach Musical Theater! And I it's hard to find the fun and quirky!! xoxoxox

[@Nattalyee]

Thank you!!!! Definately need to use this!

[@sydnisolomon6951]

theatre, I’ll go see a play! With no singing or dancing to get in the way! Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall! Not a reason on Earth, as far as I know To write, mount, and open a musical show! Honey - I've been a theatre critic For a hudnred years and it's always the same... The story is moving Chocked full of suspense The plot takes a twist And the mood is intense Then someone sings a song (Like this!) That doesn’t make sense! Please! I hate musicals! I hate the new shows They’re nothing but sets! I miss the von Trapp kids The Sharks and the Jets! Unplug those keyboards! Give me real clarinets Miss Otis says, “With no regrets, I hate musicals!” There doesn’t seem to be a shred of anything new! The hottest shows were all composed by late ’62! Now if you want to create a sensation, Use a Hollywood star and amplification! And whether the show is a hit or a flop, They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top! So even though ya hate the show, At least ya can shop! One size fits all At a musical! How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra! I took the book along and read through Les Misera-blah! When it comes to subtlety, the Brits fall a hair short! If I want helicopters, I’ll go to the airport! So keep your chorus lines of gypsies and mames! I’d rather see a flick or bowl a few frames! No matter who is starring, I never entice! It’s way overpriced And I never pay! Yes I hate musicals! But not as much as I hate… …Ballet!

[@Bella1951]

Thanks! I love Ruthless!

[@bemyvalentinexb]

Hey, I really want to use this but the sheet music I have is really weird so I cant figure which parts to sing with this track. Do you mind telling me which lyrics/sheet music you used to make this? Thank you so much and this is a really great track!

[@sydnisolomon6951]

Honey, if I want to see theatre I go see a play With no singing and dancing to get in the way Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs to the Carnegie Hall Not a reason on Earth as far as I know To write, mount and open a musical show... The story is moving chock full of suspense The plot takes a twist and the mood is intense Then someone sings a song like this! It doesn't make sense … Puh-leeze! … I hate musicals! I hate the new shows, they're nothing but sets I miss the Von Trapp kids the Sharks and the Jets Unplug those keyboards give me real clarinets Miss Otis says with no regrets, I hate musicals! There doesn't seem to be a shred of anything new The hottest shows were all composed by late '62 Now if you want to create a sensation Use a Hollywood star and amplification And whether the show is a hit or a flop They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top So even though you hate the show At least you can shop, at a musical I hate the genre it's all second rate When forced to see this dreck I always come late From overture to curtain call it all turns me off I sit there and cough the whole night long 'Cause I hate musicals But not as much I hate this song! How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra I took the book along and read through Les Misera-bleh When it comes to subtlety the Brits fall a hair short If I want helicopters I'll go to the airport So keep your “Chorus lines” of “Gypsys” and “Mames” I'd rather see a flick or bowl a few frames No matter who is starring I'm never enticed It's way over-priced and I won't pay I hate musicals but I fear they're here to stay Yes, I hate musicals But not as much I hate ballet!

[@donnabartolo5244]

Honey, if I want to see theatre, I’ll go see a play! With no singing or dancing to get in the way! Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall! Not a reason on Earth, as far as I know To write, mount, and open a musical show! Honey - I've been a theatre critic For a hudnred years and it's always the same... The story is moving Chocked full of suspense The plot takes a twist And the mood is intense Then someone sings a song (Like this!) That doesn’t make sense! Please! I hate musicals! I hate the new shows They’re nothing but sets! I miss the von Trapp kids The Sharks and the Jets! Unplug those keyboards! Give me real clarinets Miss Otis says, “With no regrets, I hate musicals!” There doesn’t seem to be a shred of anything new! The hottest shows were all composed by late ’62! Now if you want to create a sensation, Use a Hollywood star and amplification! And whether the show is a hit or a flop, They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top! So even though ya hate the show, At least ya can shop! One size fits all At a musical! How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra! I took the book along and read through Les Misera-blah! When it comes to subtlety, the Brits fall a hair short! If I want helicopters, I’ll go to the airport! So keep your chorus lines of gypsies and mames! I’d rather see a flick or bowl a few frames! No matter who is starring, I never entice! It’s way overpriced And I never pay! Yes I hate musicals! But not as much as I hate… …Ballet!

[@heylookitsrobbie5237]

Honey, if I want to see theatre I go see a play With no singing and dancing to get in the way Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs to the Carnegie Hall Not a reason on Earth as far as I know To write, mount and open a musical show... Honey I'm been a theater critic for 100 years And it's always the same The story is moving chock full of suspense The plot takes a twist and the mood is intense Then someone sings a song like this! It doesn't make sense ... Puh-leeze! ... I hate musicals! Gangs don't look tuff when they twirl and then snap My gorge starts to rise when a nun starts to tap And wouldn't you just love to slap Maria von Trapp I'll tell you how to solve a problem like maria Hey Ralf she's over there I hate musicals The show might be a trainwreck a unworthy of praise Still there selling T-shirt's with their logos ablaze Produces don't care when a musicals flopping As long as everybody's busy drinking and shopping I hate the genre it's all second rate When forced to see this wreck I always come late From overchure to curtain call it all turns me off I sit there and cough the whole night long Cause I hate musicals! There doesn't seem to be a shred of anything new The hottest shows were all composed by late '62 Now if you want to create a sensation Use a Hollywood star and amplification And whether the show is a hit or a flop They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top So even though you hate the show At least you can shop, at a musical I hate the genre it's all second rate When forced to see this wreck I always come late For overture to curtain call it all turns me off I sit there and cough all night long But not as much I hate this song!

[@DaveCulling]

Gosh. I'm SO sorry.... Maybe you should make one yourself, rather than criticizing others? ;(