I HATE SPLATANAS

[@ThatSrb2DUDE]

Good choice of shoes. 🗿

[@Shadow_WalkerX-45]

Yooo, hi Dude!

[@Dontlook-m7j]

Hey dude! Love ur vids :]

[@hollsssssss]

YOOOOO DUDE

[@Ichkannesmittlerweilelol]

Dude, cool to see you here!

[@T1StampMan10]

And good choice of glasses

[@olisepha]

"I don't wanna get double stamped, what am I, priority mail??" took me out lmaoo

[@bukenator0788]

he's my priority mal- nevermind

[@StarbitO]

@@bukenator0788 HAHA 💀 (real)

[@MercuryPin4002]

“I just love Splatinas, Sonic”

[@JamesStarfallalt]

Dude, this is actually peak comedy

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Oh my god this might be the best comment I've seen all week

[@Crimzon0]

That’s actually genius

[@NOCTAM_THING]

"adios, amigo" SPANISH GUITAR STARTS PLAYING

[@Pearl_Blossom]

He even wore the roller skates

[@they-veyjacobs9355]

"get double stamped like im priority mail?" i want to live inside your head jaymoji

[@StarbitO]

that's so real I need to see the one-liner factory in his braincell that just comes up with this stuff on the fly 😭😭

[@RayDragonM]

Wait the thumbnail art goes insanely hard, props to the artist!

[@NightW3VL]

“You could call me Whitening McQueen.” Best JayMoji quote I’ve heard today

[@PassTheMic2006]

Whitening McClean

[@AstroOcto]

JayMoji: "No one ever talks about Splatoon Music." Me who makes it my entire personality:

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@AstroOcto Me who downloaded the drive of the entire Splatoon 3 OST ardnin made:

[@Lìnne1196]

SAME

[@ByrdDoodlz]

I had a whole 40+ song playlist of just splatoon music. Then the person who uploaded all the octo expansion songs got sniped or something, so it’s just splatoon 3 and side order now. I should prolly fix that, right?

[@zombieturtle4005]

Funnily enough I see pretty much everyone talk about the splatoon music. Splatoon music is like a drug /pos

[@SquifferMain]

When swords outrange literal guns

[@ByrdDoodlz]

Fr, the range we got on splatana is insane

[@SquifferMain]

@@ByrdDoodlz I can't even reach stampers with a squiffer 😭

[@bukenator0788]

@@SquifferMain stamper has jet squelcher range :)

[@ShadowSkyX]

There's a reason some drive thru's have signs to turn your windshield wipers off when going through. Being smacked with the water would be annoying. But at the same time, it's kind of a hilarious image.

[@babywizard9027]

5:55 I would argue that its the opposite. As someone who has played the Splatana Wiper since the game came out, its playstyle is actually most similar to the Tetra Dualies. You dont want to be the "unseen assassin", thats a Roller's job. If you're gonna play the Wiper in the same way as you would play with a Roller, itll just be a worse Roller. Instead, what you want to do is use the Wiper's extreme mobility and survivability to be a distraction. The kit plays into this too. The Torpedo allows you to force opponents to stop what theyre doing and shoot down the Torpedo, and Ultra Stamp forces the opponents to direct their attention and spend resources to deal with you. You want to be as aggressive as possible, constantly harassing the enemy team with Torpedoes and your main attacks, forcing them to constantly have to deal with you, and directing their attention towards yourself, giving your team opportunities to push forward while the enemies are busy trying to take you down. Wiper's combination of high mobility and survivability makes it excellent at this role. Its damage is relatively tame, but not low enough to where you can ignore it. The best way I'd describe the playstyle is the "Annoying Mosquito". Quick, evasive, and difficult to get rid of, constantly harassing your team and forcing you to direct your attention and resources on them. As for gear, i recommend a lot of quick respawn, and preferably Comeback and special saver, with at least one sub of quick super jump. And dont forget your Stealth Jump. Wiper's dash attack can also be useful at protecting your landing, similar to the Tetra Dualies dodge rolls. Basically the same as what a Tetra Dualie would use.

[@Melissa_the_werido]

Jay: *Uses the splatana wiper* Also him: I HATE THE WIPER- I love the goofiness of this video it’s ✨inspiring✨

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

This is a bit of a random place to put this, but Jay, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say that your content over the past 2 years I've been following you has honestly helped me so much as I was figuring myself out. When I first discovered your content, I was very unhappy and thought I was a guy, and having your content as a constant as I was figuring out I was anything _but_ a guy genuinely helped so much. A lot has changed over the past year and a half, I'm 8 months on estrogen now and way happier than I've ever been, but absolutely loving your content is one of the few things that's stayed the same 💜

[@ComfiestBlanket]

I’m not Jay, but I figured I’d say something anyway since I see you in comment sections a lot. It’s always nice to hear people express their genuine happiness at folks who’ve made their lives better. It spreads some much needed authentic positivity. Glad to hear you’ve found yourself and are happier for it. :)

[@theredlumas2]

it’s the game that makes you trans what do you expect /j

[@vonscontrast]

I sentence you to 1 full stream of CHARCOAL DECAVITATAOR.

[@ArtsyArtie]

8:28 I KNEW THAT WAS JAYMOJI I PLAYED WITH! YES I MADE IT INTO ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS IM SO HAPPY!

[@Bennieboi502]

Well done I'm jealous 😅

[@kevin-here]

00:14 you get that or demoknight tf2

[@BigCheese_yes]

Ripped the words right outta my mouth

[@legendaryumbreon740]

The legend of Jaymoji: Four Splatanas Adventures

[@RedFox94723]

That’s awsome

[@TheyearofChao823]

That be pretty fire

[@marblecakesp9307]

Splatanas are the yin to inkbrush's yang. Play brushes next, and you could add an extra layer by having to crush someone with each brush before you can move on. (I love this series)

[@megs_08]

I love the mint deactivator but that doesnt mean im good at it

[@pjpuntero3958]

"It was a pretty messy history" Also Jay "Thats why I have a pretty good history with this weapon" Never had this much likes before ty

[@Pearl_Blossom]

18:28 they did that with Dapple Dualies too, and toothbrushes genuinely are used in painting to make splatter marks known as "dapples"

[@jem-i3w]

ohh that’s really smart, i love all the weapon puns

[@jthewonton]

2:37 I didn't realize that's why the "splatana" has "atana" in the name, because "katana" :O also "no splatoon player has ever talked about the music before" me who has almost the whole splatoon 2 OST in a playlist:

[@ByrdDoodlz]

Glad you decided to screw around with my main weapon!

[@Beorn-h3c]

Same

[@RivalRabbid]

Welcome to the club.

[@cloudyswirls3740]

frye is foaming at the mouth rn at that title

[@ShadowSkyX]

Goblin behavior. She exudes it.

[@sillymicrowave]

2:34 i love playing splatoon 3 in 1983🗣️

[@CmonIcarus]

Five-star wiper main here at 16:18 and for the majority of the Stamper Nouveau matches. I can confirm that getting the most kills is the priority (I just got back on the game and then proceeded to lose 💀).

[@hachicirro]

that thumbnail ⁉️⁉️🔥

[@inkedfeathers7834]

I'm just overjoyed to see some Decavitator love! The weapon is so fun it carried me past my 'being new to the game and really bad' phase.

[@weebiiluu]

4:08 is so gross discord mod energy it's terrifying DON'T BECOME THOSE TYPES OF DISCORD MODS JAY DON'T YOU DO IT LMFAO

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

14:54 You're not the only one who loves the Crab Tank Jay...

[@appl3Sauce-E]

Every time jay brings up the splatana challenge I will get a kill with wellstring🍔

[@AnnieT-io6py]

I love the new format for I hate where you describe each weapon it’s great

[@StarbitO]

16:36 THIS SCENE LMAO 😭😭

[@Tpp20193]

Do the classic The one that got you onto the algorithm “I hate chargers”

[@360master]

ITS BACK THE SERIES IS BACK

[@Jayz._.2479]

There’s a stringer one that’s been out for two weeks

[@360master]

@@Jayz._.2479 oh. I just haven’t watched JayMoji in a while so I was excited seeing another video in the series

[@Jayz._.2479]

@@360master Nah your good

[@bigsleep_ic]

2:58 That crab did NOT like you. 😭🙏

[@marielledekok3611]

When I saw wireglasses in coroika: THEY PUT JAYMOJI IN COROIKA!?

[@ShreakerGaming]

You called the undercover brella bad and that’s my friends main. Now you’ve given them a counter attack. Splatana is my main.

[@Mushroom__Boi10]

I love the splatana wiper! I’m glad you made a video about them!

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

I love the MuffinSnakes intro, so much serotonin :)

[@WoopuhKing]

As a splatana main, a can confirm getting kills with these weapons are satisfying af

[@idontknowhowtomakeanattag]

THE SPLATANA WIPER: A sponge on a stick :D

[@aerissliney633]

a window wiper

[@Pearl_Blossom]

There's 3 Splatanas, there's no "The Splatana"

[@idontknowhowtomakeanattag]

@@Pearl_Blossom I forgot to add in wiper. If it weren’t for this reply I wouldn’t’ve noticed. 👍

[@ComfiestBlanket]

Actually, Wiper is the light Splatana, Stamper is the normal splatana, and Decav is the heavy splatana (albeit it’s not heavyweight).

[@MercLover]

As a stamper main, all I can say is "He tried his best". literally nothing else 😭 Im just joking Jay, good job!

[@neruUn3ruU]

14:27 splatcharger was squidbagging someone i think, and you came in on the right time to take revenge

[@kiogu_3348]

Fun fact. Before splat 3 got announced i made splatoon weapon concepts. One of them was a bubblewand whoch worked like a sword. You swong it around to create wide sword beams while holding it but if you tap it you will do rapid slashes which quickly take out an opponent. The concept was very similar to the splatana which made me VERY HYPED when splatanas got announced. Because they basically made my oc weapon real

[@dum.dum.]

16:47 Jay you freaking scared me. That player's name is the same as my own name, so when you yelled it I was like "IM IN SCHOOL RN I CANT PLAY RN!!"

[@blep7628]

Watching you play Splatoon 3 even after grandfest makes me wanna play it again. You make it look so fun lol

[@trashyzomb]

excited for the i hate rollers video i wanna see how jay feels about my main (flingza)

[@DarLorenzo]

“Focus on what’s ahead of you not behind you. BEHIND ME!!” -Jaymoji 2024 🤣

[@hoshiko_jessie4279]

19:56 I didn’t think it was Jay the first time, I’m sorry for not allowing you to get your special though. You still did very well with Decavitator!

[@ACEROLLS]

Swords are my favourite kinds of guns!!

[@mcmarigi]

As a Splatana main (Charcoal Decavitator), it was WILD to open this video and see the Hacker Jacket and Trevally Derby Rollers because that is almost my *exact* outfit in-game. Also yes Jay, Splatana's make for GREAT montages. I speak from experience lol-

[@VigilantVega572]

As a charcoal decavitator main, I was NOT expecting this video.

[@DapperChocolate]

0:29 HE SAID THE LINE!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!

[@Pearl_Blossom]

I like how he never once mentioned charge slashes on Wiper and Stamper having more range and damage (aside from the 1 shot) and how he never explained Decavitator's super long lunge and massive 1-shot hitbox □ out of ○ tutorial

[@Amadoofus]

Jay, could you try cover the stringers next so we can get bot weapon classes new to splatoon 3.

[@notimportant1659]

8:48 I once ran into someone with the tag "Refreshing Wiz" and the name was just "Ahhhh..." It's been months since then and I still often think about that

[@roverL]

Just like the short for splatana wiper, we need brellas next, relive the undercover pain

[@BepLee-k7w]

Great vid! Do chargers or blasters next :)

[@ThatGuyGameingStuff]

Jay:speaking of toxic here some Gas!! I love how he uses mustard gas

[@lukeydoo229]

22:09 the brush extends?!?!

[@kyleomelveny5254]

0:30 HE SAID THE THING

[@Red_Hair_Octoling]

I can respect your opinion on splatanas (powerful) for me

[@Shadow_WalkerX-45]

I missed these videos, so glad the series is back

[@GamerboyPete69]

Jaymoji, you are such a influence to me! I love your commentary and I laugh my ass off every time I watch your videos, keep it up!

[@kizanko]

Your entire video just sounds like a straight up Cartoon Network show 😂❤❤

[@brainrot__X3]

Bro was actually so good with the decavitators (please do I hate o-matics next :3)

[@guyguy2034]

For me, the Decavitator is a balls to the walls, sprint in and wreak havoc kinda weapon. Personally I'd never choose it for higher ranked games, but in turf war it absolutely shreds.

[@ironcomics99]

"In their base like I pay rent" is such a line

[@TH3-GH05T-69]

The Warhammer in me prefers the Stamper, chainsword goes burrrrrr

[@shwoomgloom6763]

Love your content, Jay :) been watching you for a while it always brightens my day!

[@Corvidiot_YT]

11:30 jay ur using the horizontal way too much, just use it after hiring a vertical. If you spam jump and verticals you get much greater turf output and put much more pressure on the other team, since if they get hit once they know virtually any of your attacks will one shot them.

[@T1StampMan10]

YES THAT WAS KILLING MEEEE

[@Bridgetfuller8791]

Rollers next, please. I want to see the return of the "Bait and tackle" technique.

[@yuccaluka]

Funny out of all the weapons in splatoon i mained Splatana wiper since noobhood....and i got to watch it get variants that i cannot comprehend how to use

[@Vouniern]

4:20 idk what you should play next but I think you should end on splatlings

[@Cheesy2009]

next you should do rollers

[@midimaggie]

As a roller main, I am eagerly awaiting the day Jay breaks down and finally has to use one for these challenges :^)

[@Aztrolotl]

9:22 I hope you’re proud of that joke cus that was a banger

[@sunburst2740]

As a decav main, i can tell you it's really good at defending, so it's a good choice for tower control and splat zones

[@dani8361]

why does he hold the charge for so long it's making me go insane

[@SeantheDracunyan76]

Okay that opening was so incredible.

[@TheBeaz3]

His summary of the splatana wiper is literally just spy’s gameplay from Team Fortress 2

[@oramgez]

I hate blasters next 🗣️

[@Dontlook-m7j]

YAY HE BROUGHT THE SERIES BACK!! THANK YOU JAY!

[@TakodaL123]

Thumbnail W

[@ChickenBeast13CB]

I would love to see a I hate sloshers (tri-slosher) video

[@kirrb-dot-exe]

Those wiper kills at the beginning were NASTY!!!

[@Switchvr22]

I was CRYING watching this video as a stamper main.. Maybe we can do an "I Hate Chargers" next!!

[@Dilly972]

Okay, the 'Ultra Stamp' is called 'the cheating stick' when others are using it but 'the stick of righteous judgement' when I am using it.

[@redacted606]

Based on the way this series is going, you should do brella's next, then dualies. After that you should be able to choose between the splatoon 1 classes.

[@Bennieboi502]

Play with dulies or chargers

[@Ballistic2770]

Fun fact, Splatana Stamper actually was developed before splatana wiper. Some proof of this is the Splatana wiper is non existent in Alterna. While stamper is used in multiple levels.

[@SpaghettiLover5598]

My favorite gun in splatoon is the N-ZAP 85

[@valiant9236]

16:00 After all these years of getting dunked on by my teammates for rushing the opposition with a splatana stamper and a dream, the king JayMoji has proved my method to be right!

[@StarryEyedSprinkles]

3:12 ayyy that's me jumping in there! shoutout to CAT for protecting me lol

[@3bitryan]

Finally the series is back and do Blasters next!

[@Toast-l6u]

I’ve been waiting for years for the next blaster montage

[@sonicmaniahell]

SPLOOSH-O-MATIC!!!!!

[@lukeydoo229]

This came out on my birthday, thanks for the gift Jay

[@katelynuwu]

4:08 Jay we didn't need to know what you do in your spare time.

[@atom8o]

NICE STYLE BROOOO OMG you’re wearing one of my favorite outfits😭😭😭