I HATE THIS JOB!

[@radi0headgiverr]

“I’m getting old now” Jeez that’s something that I never expected dan to say 0_0

[@rachellabauve9667]

what is he 42 or something?!

[@JustASayu]

What did he say?

[@riarants]

WHAT!?

[@someplayer1402]

True :(

[@BunsBunsBuns]

@@rachellabauve9667 What? No, he's 28.

[@multiqueen3213]

7:53 Granny: "I'm *treating* my grandsons Dan: "Oh. so you're *threatening* your grandsons"

[@heatherdenson7986]

BHAHAAHA

[@sunnyblehh]

18:27

[@kingcanat]

What a coincidence I was on that part when I read this comment

[@multiqueen3213]

@@kingcanat Lol

[@loveabigailmcguire]

@@multiqueen3213 a fellow kpop Stan I see:)

[@soulofanartist2563]

"I'm getting old" I felt my "Diamond Minecart" heart stop for a moment

[@_Therealslimshady_]

No diamond mineheart

[@soulofanartist2563]

@@_Therealslimshady_ That's perfect

[@heyguyss]

@@_Therealslimshady_ yess

[@martasulzyk3786]

no the diamond heart

[@kmartin0729]

Same

[@sovd2266]

“YOURE A TERRIBLE MOTHER” i mean, she did lose her baby for a lot of times lmao

[@rottenangelzxx]

True

[@jessicataylor139]

Yeah that actually is pretty true

[@nalacore]

Every thing happens when you look away for one second and then the child is gone

[@muhammadazuan1465]

True

[@multiqueen3213]

Dan: "I'm out of breath but I'm not the one who's running" Me: *"I'm out of breath but I'm not the one who's playing"*

[@tincanproductions5639]

*athsma intensifies*

[@carloroque5387]

Same

[@lee_yeet_felix4974]

i dotn get it

[@sweetbutpsycho6321]

SAME

[@G_Fantastic]

@@lee_yeet_felix4974 THINK again

[@lisamariegriffin2012]

5:42 One of the bottles say “GET OUT”.

[@jeremybatres9970]

I already knew that bro

[@lisamariegriffin2012]

I’m saying this for people who didn’t see it though.

[@dixieking3379]

I saw that

[@DanTheBeaver]

No one: Absolutely no one: Dan: You’re *threatening* your grandson

[@raminoodles1255]

True

[@scissor_hands4296]

Treating* 🤣

[@fishy1723]

Dan: I am getting old Me: Starts crying

[@haveyoueverhadadream-8278]

honestly same T-T

[@thadz2493]

I'm sad to hear Dan say "I'm getting old" but we have come a long way too. Thanks Dan.

[@SuchieeSRG]

I’m not sure but I don’t think he even hit 30 yet :/

[@ericamaemorana4858]

I felt the same to ^•^

[@joerey2940]

@@SuchieeSRG yea he's 28

[@ShArKiE1212]

Bro that's sad

[@Sentakugeri]

Does dan have a person that edits for him? sorry i had to put this on a popular comment so it would get seen :P

[@jigsbalili6338]

main character: what's your name? the manager: the manager.

[@esli5618]

XD ikr

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Isaac T. Manager

[@bonherbert2578]

And he also SWEARD 9:27

[@roseair3513]

​@@bonherbert2578 I don't hear it

[@rhyderdscott]

Alternative title for this video: Dan throwing boxes at people and getting attacked by Karens.

[@jacquelinenoot1983]

Yes

[@ChaosFrenzy]

That’s the best alternative Title I have heard so far in my life

[@CapybaraCrusader]

Yus

[@johnnymantle79]

*chokes on laugh* YESSSSSSSSS BOI YESSSS

[@OldTeaz]

Dan: Weird Accent Jack: Choking himself while talking Mark: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@itz_lavender8377]

Lol

[@cherrychip9229]

Umm l-

[@OldTeaz]

@•ᴘ ᴏ ᴛ ᴀ ᴛ ᴏ ᴍ ɪ ɴ ᴛ• he used one for the maneger

[@earthwormlily7425]

Laurenzside: **mild panic attack**

[@МирјанаАдамовић]

Dan: no R-s Jack: no S-s (only sh-s) Mark: no laugh (only PfFfFFffffThhh-s)

[@strategos5962]

7:55 Granny: I'm treating my Grandsons Dan: I'm threatening my Grandsons Me: ...

[@JohnHunterJohnHunter]

Constantly press it and you get.... *"E"*

[@felixgreenbank5667]

Dan : quarantine can’t break me but this game can Corona virus : do I mean nothing to you

[@davidpage3171]

Dan:aaaaaa

[@jj_judah365]

Corona Virus: BOI AM I A ROACH

[@laurab6802]

A.m. come blue ill come blue ill 88 8 888 girlfriend come blue ill come were

[@ltgaming8510]

LOL

[@yizhuoluv2186]

laura b what-

[@randompersonunk]

1:20 Dan: I'm doing this when I'm nervous, when I'm anxious Me: I do that when I'm washing my hands

[@de-voided2263]

You got a lil laugh out of me :]

[@fathmathsobira5663]

Lol 😂

[@mukundagaddam9848]

BABAHAH

[@pwincess.]

Lol

[@PickleCraftPlayz]

Alternative title: *Middle aged man has violent flashbacks to retail work and screams at Karens*

[@izzqyhere]

Underrated comment XD

[@Erika-sd5ru]

Dan: **plays this game** The game: *Be afraid. Be very afraid*

[@humbleyumble4625]

Lel

[@your.fav.gem1ni]

*Ick.*

[@sasix2920]

If this was a VR game, Dan would be scared. He should be TERRIFIED if he met a Karen in VR.

[@themikefiddledoodle]

What's a Karen?

[@matthewp8857]

Ha

[@penguinkirb3759]

Christopher Farley chris you are the worst spammer in the history of spammers

[@kms.4mr]

@Christopher Farley This is the 2nd time I'm seeing you so your begging for subs

[@kms.4mr]

@@themikefiddledoodle you see kid a Karen is a person who is very entitled and always wanna do bad things so their son or angel can have the best life and they always want to talk to the manager

[@joshcarter2310]

"Can we talk about how fast these customers are" as he stacks a full shelf of video games in 3 seconds

[@Emeraldian]

Legend has it he is still looking for the cleaning aisle.

[@hatataib1507]

why is that so true tho🤣🤣🤣

[@Hi-wv8mh]

Granny: Where do you keep the toys I’m treating my grandsons Dan: you want to threaten your grandsons?!

[@M0ldy.pancakes]

Hehe

[@creature8911]

🤣

[@skyturtle9442]

Rydermanx same

[@bristyles6416]

dan heres a tip or secret or whatever through boxes at that crack and you will see lestens dead body

[@therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794]

“I threw my mouse.” *_ATTENTION PLEASE, THERE’S A RODENT SOMEWHERE IN ISLE 7-_*

[@rc9254]

😆 love it

[@lulukinia7059]

squeak squeak!KKK

[@FoxynNoah]

Lololololololollllolllllo Llll

[@KindaDogFood]

DanTDM: weres the stupid baby me remembering dan has a kid at his home: interesting......

[@user-mp7vy9dz9f]

CPS (Child Protective Services): *_vigorously taking notes_*

[@no65362]

Yep

[@azitfn6988]

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[@azitfn6988]

IDK

[@loretus3512]

@@azitfn6988 did you have a stroke bud?

[@thefishmaster7987]

Lady:”I’m treating my grandsons.” Dan:”she’s threatening her grandsons.”

[@sabersquid2523]

15:44 I love how she says excuse me so calmly as she runs up to him at lighting speed lolol

[@unlucky7129]

Ikr 😂

[@jakesouthern4050]

The new sonic movie ain’t looking too good XD

[@corilopezthompson9152]

E x c u s e m e .

[@KyleTheDude_]

6:00 can't remember Dan being so scared for as long as "THE SCARIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER" upload. You're an OG if you remember that

[@FallaHanks]

I remember watching that so long ago

[@banditpugs9025]

i remember that LOL

[@TOCIXRAIN171]

i remember

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

watch the piggy chapter 11 video his scream is so.. XD idek how to explain it

[@dhanvi3]

You mean orphanage?

[@pinkpotato9367]

Dan screams: “I DONT LIKT THIS GAME!” **Drink water in fear**

[@caleb5970]

Your a legend 💪

[@roderickrobledo1114]

Did he forget geometry dash

[@ralphbenedict7450]

Pink Potato wat do u mean LIKT?

[@pinkpotato9367]

Look you know what I mean. XD

[@Cygnusart0843]

6:30 "go to bed have a sleep"-dan 2020

[@dxrcxx_mm._.0321]

It is totally not 4:53 am on Vanentines day

[@gunsnrosesdefinition7672]

Dan plays late at night

[@saje0078]

Granny: I'm treating my grandsons. Dan: Oh so you're threatening your grandsons.

[@NutWiFi]

😂👌

[@afrahlol]

T h r e a t n i n g

[@leahl6625]

Member? ... Oop

[@elliot360]

i caught that too

[@sxgtheduelmaster2375]

👁👄👁

[@TheCuteKyuubi]

Grandma: I'm treating my grand sons Dan: Ok, your threatening your grand sons

[@amandag558]

I would do that*PUNCHES* Grandma:JEEZ CALM DOWN !!! DAN:YOU SAID THRETEN THEM

[@yeehaw7286]

@@amandag558 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@zaiibruh]

Dan, there is a secret ending when you pick up a box, go into the staff room with the crack in the wall and throw the box at it until it opens. You see bones, those bones are Lester’s bones, and k*lled. Lester was missing and there was a missing poster of Lester on board thing in the beginning. Try the numbers on Lester’s missing poster or the price numbers on the stuff. There are others secrets if you read the stuff you put on the shelves. I hope Dan sees this so he can try it! 😁😁😁 Try the numbers that I said about on the door code in the room with the bones. Sorry, I forgot to mention that.

[@dinotwin4195]

Ooo that is so cool

[@chuuchuu1411]

oou

[@lastgenrichtofen8735]

It's not an ending, just more of a secret

[@st0rm912]

Thank you for SPOILING :D

[@nicole4030]

You didnt have to say all that..

[@leach7547]

young Dan running around isles in retail yelling at grandmothers “SWEEETTTSSS”

[@qursqqw]

Hahaha..... lol

[@MortisTheMortal]

6:00 I’m just gonna leave that there for me to keep replaying

[@figuraine]

LMAOOO 😂😂

[@LechilTeam]

His voice sounds genuinely scared!

[@whitespace_hours]

LOL

[@rafasya2247]

YAAAH! OH JEEZ WHAT THE-

[@shane6.033]

6:02

[@uenciewart6663]

1:41 That guys face is me when I confront my *crush..*

[@crystalluke8880]

Dan or the manager?

[@uenciewart6663]

@@crystalluke8880 the manager lol

[@chibidoggosowoblm2543]

No.. just no...

[@genericperson6830]

Haha same

[@AidanBwastaken]

@@uenciewart6663 how old are you?

[@Manar38656]

No one: literally no one: Dan:knocks down old lady with a box

[@craftygamer345uni6]

Ha

[@zarabroccili9858]

Please can you stop with these comments. No hate just can u just stop it’s not funny. 💖

[@jackiewilliams2699]

Hu

[@charliedelao4119]

9:26 "are you f*cking kidding me"

[@lancebeltran1811]

No One: literally no one: *Everyone after the Quarantine:*

[@tntsquad466]

Lance Beltran Lol ikr

[@mctao8828]

I went out in quarantine

[@rayua4158]

@Lance Beltran, Underrated but ok

[@dreaiscrazyformeeeee]

It says nothing after the Quarant- never mind it is this after Everyone quarantine lol i get it now

[@Fr4ggyy]

lel

[@slayyy7475]

Crazy lady: i LoSt mY bAbY fInD hIM Me: she's such a Karen

[@e6613]

dammit karen

[@Katze123]

Exactly

[@tobi2734]

Cxk

[@maaz.ur.rehman.2005]

I want to speak to the manager

[@uh-hii]

No one: Literally no one: Dan: *screeching* "HEALTH AND BEAUTY!" >:((

[@maxwellfazer9881]

Lol

[@Bush_tech]

Nice on bro XD

[@blaineplayz6898]

His reactions are PRICELESS😂

[@pnda7406]

For sure bro

[@da-fs8sz]

Dan: *posts* Everyone: *hmmm... what's in the comments I better check*

[@francescofabrizio8829]

Sava Todorović Why is this exactly what i did?

[@MrMagicHat]

lol

[@halo3073]

Lol so relatable!

[@tracyvanderkant7625]

Facts

[@da-fs8sz]

@@francescofabrizio8829 cause everyone does that

[@nukutairupene4558]

grandma: where are the toys. I am treating my grandsons Dan: your THREATENING your grandson!

[@cheriekrause9962]

nukutai rupene I was gonna comment the same thing lol.

[@william...]

Yeah???? we know he said that? y is everyone repeating what he says.

[@adamationyt1215]

•cheese• yes they are unfortunately

[@chrisjadedchannelgaming8895]

You got 69

[@thegreenghostteam234]

Think noodles played this game

[@pinkpotato9367]

Video game: **Throws up** Dan: **Make discussed face** Me: “Why do you play this game?”

[@Snapion__]

Do you mean... Disgusted..?

[@pinkpotato9367]

Oh gosh I just noticed that was wrong. Heh...

[@sleepynoehams]

only the traumatic memories of working in retail can make dan swear in a video

[@gamercoolkids]

Fr

[@cloudi4850]

I remember watching this guys a couple years ago. Now, he has a child and wife. I haven’t really watched him in a while. Congrats on almost 23 million.

[@Anonymous_TPL]

he had a wife when he started this channel stupid

[@TheOfficialShortStuff]

Cloudi but the child is new.

[@robotscarfire]

same here ive been watching allot of his videos lately and when I saw some of is eirlier videos I was just amazed on how much his channel grew

[@opyona]

@@Anonymous_TPL no need to be rude

[@meestray]

@@opyona youd say it to someone too ya know 😂😏

[@fmfkdlxmdmalznfb]

That so called _"suspicious crack in the wall"_ if you yeet a box at the _"suspicious crack in the wall"_ you can find an easter egg.

[@473mlyg]

nice

[@allshp0008]

Do tou know the code tho

[@jacktrevey7477]

Pancake I said that too. Cool

[@sweetieskullz]

7:56 “You’re *threatening* your grandsons” Dan she said t r e a t i n g

[@rmoon3000]

9:27 you can hear him saying “are you ****ing kidding me”

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Extreme ironing is a sport in which people take ironing boards to remote locations and iron items of clothing. It originated in England.

[@Miko08]

huh never knew that

[@Robbie.1008]

Hi SciFactsYT! Im a big fan! I never new you were a DanTDM fan! I am aswell!

[@lefikamotlhabane4046]

U took it from Bright Side! Nice!!!

[@mazon33]

@@lefikamotlhabane4046 Just because they featured it doesn't mean he got that from them.

[@Beansreal]

Who really cares

[@bethjohns6914]

The granny says "I'm TREATING my grandsons" Dan"You're THREATENING your grandsons" XD I died he said it so casually Dan 2020 Edit: Thank you guys for all the likes!I've never got more than 2 before so 133 if a massive upgrade

[@bethjohns6914]

@Christopher Farley sure XD

[@nodifference3539]

@Mortal Yoshi 7:55

[@azitfn6988]

@Christopher Farley yeah

[@puppee9359]

dan: (trips woman with box) dan: I forgot you could do that also dan: (has never played this game) (as I know of) also also dan: (used to work at a grocery store) when I used to go to the store I didn't see many employees tripping customers with boxes

[@cheriekrause9962]

Puppee thank you 😑😐😌

[@sweeyangchen3710]

It was in the instructions

[@ztblazer2256]

it was in the isnstructions at the start

[@janicelee9494]

1:16 OH- is that my boss?"your late" dude- legend

[@acapacap6972]

Dan: minding own business Comsumers: im gonna call this a pro gamer move

[@Ky8_]

Acap Acap it’s costumers

[@hstarzu]

no one gonna talk about where the part where the little kid came and asked for a new bed frame because his mom was jumping on it 💀😭

[@twdneganfan4725]

@@Ky8_ that's why you say the commenter's name and start talking what you say Edit 1: and its also has the word "consumers" in the game name

[@rorotakesthecake]

Dan: hits people with boxes Dan 30 seconds later: Stocking up knives Dan: This will be handy * Dan has officially tinted psycho *

[@adendoesstuff7875]

.....................*turned

[@MyShortsAreWet_]

Okay Gacha User.

[@Fariha_m]

Fnaffanatic 1987 yes good grammar!!!

[@thebeast4336]

What time in the vid is it?

[@michellebond9533]

Dan; "Knives. Yep, These can come in handy." Me; "VOILENT DANTDM!"

[@urb44n]

Well the game is called the night of the consumers

[@jyothi6130]

Violent

[@susangoodjohn5621]

Dan is my absolute all time childhood favourite KZbin. Dan you doing great my man! Keep up the good work!

[@STierGamer]

The granny says "I'm TREATING my grandsons" Dan"You're THREATENING your grandsons" XD I died he said it so casually Dan 2020

[@Pie693]

When Dan got fired i literally throw the phone in the air thankfully it landed in the chouch

[@skywalkerv2644]

dan tdm is a good youtuber ;) can you guys help me get to 100 subs it would be awesome of you :)

[@janaki163]

Dan: get scared by a customer Dan: Throws his mouse away

[@nazeem4695]

Albert breaks his mouse in his vids

[@plebb1096]

@@nazeem4695 No Albert shows no mercy and makes his mouse feel Eternal pain

[@nuriffah_0369]

Why did DanTDM uhhh upload his video so early...IT'S 1A.M. HERE i'm not hating but i just woke up from a freaking nightmare so i can't sleep now😣😫

[@Kanenfan]

努力发NURIFFAH timezones :/

[@abdoullahfofana7126]

Note to self: don't work at retail. Do something else less soul crushing.

[@teaganstanford3767]

This game is the embodiment of stress. Dan was legitimately having a panic attack.

[@savannahbarnes2030]

A tip- When you are stocking up the shelf’s that’s when the costumers come in. So what you should do is put the boxes where they should be the “categories” then start stocking them so the boxes are at the exact spot you need to stock them at. There is a secret room in the staff only door and you have to find a crack on the wall and throw a box at it and it reveals a secret.

[@roseair3513]

Dude awesome

[@rxchel_vl]

P.s the old title before he changed it was: 'MY OLD JOB IS CHAOS! (Night of the Consumers)' *Idk why u would need to know this but now you do*

[@chukwefamily7273]

😂

[@rhyderdscott]

I saw it yesterday so I know already. It is necessary information

[@stevealfa68]

Dan:uploads Everyone: TO THE COMMENTS

[@stevenash4180]

Same

[@kivars3038]

Same

[@Miko08]

unoriginal

[@trfcuber6642]

Copied

[@AquaMMVII]

Yup

[@nxbody_aurie]

9:26 “Are you Kidding me? What…AHHH OH GEEZ

[@Makowako_]

Dan ive been watching you for about 5 years. Its crazy how much you've changed.

[@daniellecruz4687]

ive watched since figit spinners

[@MilkmanMalik]

ive been watching him for 6 years now

[@devv1010]

For some reason that sounds really creepy.

[@Prismascape]

I mean, video quality has come really far

[@May-jf5fl]

Ive watched him since he started the Mod showcase

[@themanager9584]

You better satisfy my loyal costumers, give them a good service, must finish your shift with all shelves all stocked up. Or you are FIRED.

[@giagubenko]

The Manager omg hi manager! Lol

[@gilbertomunos1542]

Manager o my God I never knew this was here

[@Verycyutesy]

XD

[@themanager9584]

@@gilbertomunos1542 Who says I'm not here. I am managing the retail store.

[@isabellewojcik2192]

Omg it's the manager!!!!!!

[@lvene_theonly]

Dan: I HaTe ThIs GaMe!!! Also Dan: *Continues playing*

[@nixonmalin5356]

Mom

[@reinerbeltran5829]

So?

[@gabrieldundale2815]

Me: sitting on my couch and thinking about what job I want. Also me: Watches this video *Faints*

[@zoerobotics]

My work: needs to be confused Me:ok- Dan: posts a video Me: it can wait My work: you do this all the time Me: shuddup

[@sushu1]

Game: "I'm treating my grandsons" Dan: "You're threatening your grandsons"

[@asimpforfictionalcharacters-]

Dan: I JUST KILLED A LADY Me: RUN HE'S GONE INSANE AND HE EVEN LAUGHED AFTER DA KILL

[@Skyenetkupo]

Yup exactly

[@moodymoosh]

"Mama~" "just killed a *_woman_* "

[@cjmgam3r]

Wow

[@カネキ県]

Not Funny, Didn't Laugh

[@asimpforfictionalcharacters-]

@@カネキ県 wut do ya mean

[@Terexozz]

jimmy in probably a year “throws up i cant handle this. Daniel 12 minutes ago“ ohh i cant handle this please help

[@creepermin2022]

no one: dan: i will hate this job won't i? customer: FIND MY BABY!!!! another constumor: your finest champagne, not the bad stuff!! anonther custumor: i need cool kid juice!!! now i know how my cousin feels...

[@catcube8200]

@creepermin 20 Do you know that you said constumor ?

[@jollytronvr4486]

creepermin 20 oof

[@ud_zar8240]

reeeeeeeeee

[@rainy_days2498]

Poor cousin

[@TRENTTTT_]

is it unusual that im scared to wake up in that place after a deep slumber?

[@janethewolf3758]

The game has one big strategy The customers only start appearing, when you start filling the shelves, so don't fill those immediately, since you have unlimited time before hand You can use that time to check where everything is The big part of this strategy is that you place the boxes in the isle it has to go, so you can fill them immediately as you enter them This saves a lot of time

[@ayeshafoad4616]

U smart boi

[@markchernyshev7785]

markiplier did that

[@janethewolf3758]

@@markchernyshev7785 So did JackScepticEye

[@sarah4nn3]

Game: *The night of Consumers* Me at midnight eating chips: *yes.*

[@spywalkz1]

@@Tazifa. same I'm from the UK too

[@jennaanimation2013]

4 years later, I realized the yellow box with the number 5 means how many times you can throw the box left

[@tedsheckler6300]

BRUH WHEN THAT DUDE THREW UP I WAS JUST GETTING STARTED ON EATING MY CEREAL

[@urb44n]

Same

[@abbeyjs2163]

Oof

[@callmetopaz]

Grosssss

[@ilikedanhp9651]

Lol

[@Jynzie_13]

Same

[@IAmWelshLaad]

Game: I *treating* my grandsons. Dan: You’re *threatening* your grandsons? *Nice.*

[@tortinospizzarollz4391]

The game: *doing literally nothing* Dan: this is giving me weird vibes

[@jameshodges5880]

So true

[@J3NA_]

14:19 *CLEANING (some cleaning)*

[@robynwalsh5102]

“YOU CAN’T FIRE ME, I QUIT”

[@enderman.01]

AsDf MoViE

[@ConTheCobGod]

YOU CANT QUIT YOUR A FROG

[@meganwest9147]

Dan: Nobodys social distanceing. And he walks on their face.

[@heroflame1038]

True

[@kodyrodriguez150]

Dan in one of the break rooms that crack you need to through a box at it it leads to a secret room

[@shamrockgamer401]

@@kodyrodriguez150 why are you replying here?

[@caticornuniverse5931]

“you can’t fire me I quit!”

[@isiahervin4737]

You can't quit! I quit!

[@scruffbagg]

You can’t quit I fire you

[@travismawlaanugrah6469]

You can't quit you're a frog

[@sindraygd7787]

You can't frog me, you're my wife!

[@riarants]

Your fired you can't fire me I quit you can't quit I quit you can't quit your a frog you can't frog me you my wife I'm not cha wife your my wife oh hey honey how was work pretty good but I quit my job your can't quit your fired ahhhhhhh!!

[@BethanyTheCreator]

LOL When he gets caught by the people it gets me EVERY TIME!!!! XD

[@DonVpro]

" *Your threatening your grandsons* " ah yes thats the right word 7:57

[@baberbunchbibi1575]

@DiseasedPikachu same

[@mlemp5426]

Treating

[@GeoPanama]

Wrong words and yes I know it’s a joke

[@GeoPanama]

DiseasedPikachu same

[@xkatzz]

You're* All these comments just make a big old comment out of something small.

[@irevenom]

Dan: *throw box at people that trying to run into him* The game: ThEre'S aNotHer

[@aemazing9186]

Others’ Strategy: Put all The boxes at the right isle before putting the stocks Dan’s Strategy: *SMACK EVERYONE HE SEES WITH A BOX*

[@rainbowdash6200]

oof

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

Dan's and the others are both Cory's strategies

[@chazzanimatez2337]

Yawa ka talaga Aemazing

[@aemazing9186]

CHAZZ ANIMATEZ XD

[@thegreck7122]

LOL at 7:55 granny: Excuse me where do you keep the toys? i am treating my grandsons. dan: Excuse me where do you keep the toys? i am THREATINING my grandsons.

[@Rd-uy1pz]

I wonder what his neighbors thought when he said “YOUR A HORRIBLE MOTHER” Edit: cleaning isle is in the middle on the side where health and beauty isle is

[@storeo8435]

@Christopher Farley yeet lmao Can i get your account banned from youtube

[@emeraldz6744]

@@storeo8435 what

[@storeo8435]

@@emeraldz6744 there was a comment asking for subs saying Yeet lmao I'm close to 200k may you help So i comment what you see now

[@emeraldz6744]

@@storeo8435 oohh

[@yoongis_donut4857]

•Gacha Nerd• OMG 😂

[@TheLogicalCheese]

It’s funny how every KZbinr that plays this notices the “Baldi” thing.

[@sackgreaser]

Except EricWilderman

[@Hopperdoodle]

*The lady who keeps losing her kid is deffinently a Karen.*

[@chunguslover1002]

Y u p

[@jenwrennzrn4969]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHW lol good one :)

[@thephonelad7887]

@@jenwrennzrn4969 ??

[@DizzieMLD]

Hopperdoodle she even has the Karen haircut

[@bongbonglcorp]

@@thephonelad7887 r/woosh

[@mrwerewolf1031]

0:40 loved that black ops reference

[@BARKZIM]

i never thought i would hear dan screaming "ALCOHOL" over and over again

[@rhysjones-tandy1261]

Dan: you’re threatening your grandsons Me: it says treating Also me: 😂

[@lennoncyprus6788]

In it

[@ysn078]

I also thought it said threatening too :/

[@catherineoriordan3408]

I just subed

[@mousumimalakar350]

Me: LOL

[@williamdouglas4241]

Dan has forgotten fnaf vr. Lets motivate him with a controlled shock

[@scarletapex4407]

Lol

[@Omega_spectrum]

Yeah

[@Omega_spectrum]

Let’s do it during his live stream

[@adamsadi3173]

@@Omega_spectrum cool idea

[@vokuss3853]

W a I T W a T

[@tinykqi._.7798]

“Going back the job I was at 5-6 years ago” *two years after video was posted* Dan has been there for almost half my life, childhood celebrity and still a pretty dang good youtuber

[@PoisonedFruitySnacks]

Dan: *he is stressed out* Me: Aw :( he just needs a hug

[@kevvvvj]

0:39 ah yes the good old days in 2012 when TheDiamondMinecart was my favorite youtuber and came home to to play Black Ops and watch he's Diamond Dimensions Videos That damned music game chills. Thanks Dan for being part of my childhood

[@dragonblockwthewing5350]

THE MOST HILLARIOUS VID EVER IN THE UNIVERSE........DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@lee_yeet_felix4974]

at 7:56 old lady: excuse me young man, where do you keep the toys? im treating my grandsons! Dan: right i need to get i toys bc she is threatening her grandson