I Have Horrible News

[@anony161]

Every time she GUTTURAL SCREAMS I just nod and quietly say “absolutely” I know that female rage

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

I do the mikes mic patented Olivia Wilde Nod

[@iwantmybed3090]

@@strawberrycherrybaby not my worlds colliding

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

@@strawberrycherrybabyand that’s on period sis

[@OfficialYamilet]

Yes!!! If you don’t understand you scare me 😂

[@angelsnaiilz]

@@strawberrycherrybabyexactly

[@Bigwaxpen]

Broski nation is officially at war with Ireland

[@gigi-dazzle]

I’m entering the draft 🚬

[@joshainsworth1540]

those little potato farming bastards luck ran out TADAAY!!

[@spacegalaxy19]

I shall be a double agent 🫡🫡

[@joshainsworth1540]

Is there a flower girl position? I’m not really a fighter

[@kls0110]

I hope I’m 1A in the draft, these boots are waiting to hit Irish ground 🫡 ENLIST MEEEEEE

[@Feral.cat713]

IRISH MAN, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM

[@YistheRumGon]

BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE!…. Not leave it in darkness 😔💔

[@ileanavazquez2445]

LMAO

[@Kaley_vanee]

IF YOURE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOURE MY ENEMY

[@tasheve3015]

you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

[@carlibeal8999]

@@Kaley_vanee only a sith deals in absolutes…

[@Frankie1992]

What i appreciate most is the way Brittanny immediately jumps in... no small talk thank yoooou

[@sydney05]

i click on these videos and get nervous like i’m sitting in the principal office

[@KelHatesCreeps]

Sitting through the ads biting my nails 😂

[@charliedegnen4582]

and then she starts singing to you in french

[@r00binbin]

Why did you speak to my anxious ass lmAOOo

[@sad-womeninthehouse4249]

This interpretation has me cackling

[@maragaitan-strane3215]

I can't wait for her to start yellin at me

[@logangibson6843]

Everytime she opens her mouth to sing I am stunned, jaw dropped, spirit ascended for at least 5-10 minutes

[@laurencass6449]

YUP

[@mufay8032]

BRITTANY LISTEN TO ME PLS REAL QUICK 😭 you need to watch jusreign new show (disclaimer two cones in) but check it out it’s sooo good pls don’t think he fell off 😭 also GURRRL i did not know you knew Fateh aswell (my bfs punjabi so i’ve never had both worlds collide..until you broke it) anywho 😭❤️ bitchhhh you know Fateh! you need to listen to his songs and albums 🔥🔥 feels and fire.

[@solarprogeny6736]

i think she should release music

[@readyaimfire3454]

her being this casually good at singing always stuns me like what the hell how many talents does this woman have

[@Birchtreevee]

Hearing her rant about how you can’t find true connection on Tinder and then the Tinder ad comes up is peak comedy

[@emmyrose233]

The fact that they keep sponsoring her despite her shitting on them every week is so funny to me

[@madpears573]

@@emmyrose233i think the same thing 😂 honestly i love them for it and ive never even used the app lol

[@boggie8754]

Dude I feel that way and I found my boyfriend of almost three years (who I am deeply in love with) on there lmao. While I won the game, I suffered greatly for it.

[@saralc4000]

@@emmyrose233I think it has to do with the fact she gets a lot of content off of there, therefore inspiring others to go use the app

[@Mentallymuzz]

Girls getting her bag fr

[@bellapalmer2632]

As a lover girl it’s genuinely so exhausting trying to enter the dating world.

[@jenna4896]

the way the irish hat is partially hidden by the green screen tv is kinda symbolic this episode .. like it’s at half mast

[@freakyneurolink]

LMFAOO

[@indooradult]

she said semiotics

[@jenna4896]

omg broski naysh liked my comment 😍 all hail 🫡

[@laurenduffy2008]

He had ONE job for the love of GODDDD we(the Irish) were so close to having the HQ in Ireland. I’m furious I’m about to hands off the wheel for real this time.

[@ambertara]

so true

[@Allisonlikescats]

😂 this kills me

[@Kristiclesgg]

"Fool me once, Shamus on you" was right there

[@Rriotgurrl_wannabe8016]

JESUS 😂

[@vanaa2130]

Seamus

[@TheTorimack]

oh my god i thought the same thing!

[@VivianBB27]

Help 😂😂😂😂

[@kevincote4561]

As a Canadian frenchie, you literally ATE those verses! The French, the celinisms, and the signing, Brosky that sounded SO good!!

[@elluhhh]

“I’ve never joked on here once. Not once.” *proceeds to quote George Bush while wearing a clover viking helmet*

[@mufay8032]

BRITTANY LISTEN TO ME PLS REAL QUICK 😭 you need to watch jusreign new show (disclaimer two cones in) but check it out it’s sooo good pls don’t think he fell off 😭 also GURRRL i did not know you knew Fateh aswell (my bfs punjabi so i’ve never had both worlds collide..until you broke it) anywho 😭❤️ bitchhhh you know Fateh! you need to listen to his songs and albums 🔥🔥 feels and fire.

[@mittziu6457]

She wasn't kidding. She knows no joke, honestly the most serious woman I've ever witnessed walk the Earth

[@kj.dun.]

female rage with a side of a french celine dion rendition, thank you for keeping our palettes cleansed & our diets balanced.

[@keycartier9100]

Female rage with a side of French fries

[@millerspool1]

As an Irish woman, I do apologise

[@maddylou8173]

we dont claim him

[@amymac4469]

Tá brón orainn fr

[@katie-os]

he’s getting deported

[@James-hu9ki]

I apologise on behalf of my fellow Irishmen

[@emmacraig7430]

why did he have to taint us like that😞

[@madisonbrantley3709]

the st pattys hat blending into the green screen while Brittany talks about nuking Ireland is sending meeeeeee

[@sarahmessinger3280]

"y'all should be personally affected by this" I am, I really am

[@Wren25953]

Okay but the French cover of Celine ATE

[@e_aa518]

left not one crumb

[@littletoasterboy4727]

LITERALLY

[@Cowboybooti3]

NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT BRITS PIPES!!!!!! I NEED A BRIT COVER ALBUM!!!!!

[@Jasmine_U_B]

I am soooo jealous of her singing voice!

[@beafraid5467]

Yeah i was like wtf

[@TheJoe331]

As a French woman who also got got by Irish men, I have one thing to say : your Celine cover was on point 👌

[@maudo9411]

The gasp I gusped when she started singing

[@madisonsikes7491]

getting on a dating app and IMMEDIATELY hitting it off w someone that you convince yourself is your soulmate just for them to obliterate your heart is a canon event, im sorry Brittany

[@Adventurous-Emma]

the way my brother's fiance matched with ONE MAN and they were meant for each other is an outlier and should be excluded.

[@saku.544]

@@Adventurous-Emma it's crazy how it's always like this. A colleague matched with one man and now they're married.. Like.. WTFF the rest of us have been trying dating apps for years and still nothing but trauma

[@fki3nxir]

@@saku.544 Sorry to say that your colleague took the only good man on the app...

[@marissa1349]

@@Adventurous-EmmaI had my heart shattering moment then met my soulmate, both on tinder 😭

[@DaniKno917]

My brother just moved from Alabama to California, and tell me why my first thought was… what if he met Brittany and they fell in love???? Here is my application: -He’s from the south but not cringy from the south like boots and jean shorts mullet vibe. -He has a beard, is 6’4, and turns 29 in 2 weeks. -I did my ancestry DNA, and I’m 14% Irish, so he obviously has Irish DNA as well. -He will absolutely not dull your shine and will be able to keep up with your humor because he’s the funniest guy. I don’t just mean people think he’s funny because he’s a guy. He’s like actually very funny. He is also the kindest human. I would like to add that I am obviously a good judge of character and comedy as I am a loyal member of BroskiNation. Okay, God bless. Thanks for your consideration.

[@alli9300]

I’m rooting for him 🫡

[@spacegalaxy19]

boosting this prospect for the queen ⬆️⬆️⬆️

[@sirenscall_3785]

but is he an ally

[@jessmeis]

yes lets get this going!!!

[@desireecowling167]

❤️boost

[@hannahbrett1831]

‘He gets fed twice a day and watered, sunlight on weekends and i gave him a fidget toy’ this is how we should treat all our friends with pure love and respect Stanley you should be grateful

[@frankensteinlives]

🫡

[@watervillegangmember]

psssst, I'm new here. Who is Stanley?

[@kingtoph86]

@@watervillegangmemberher friend/editor, he’s been in a couple videos like the “I’m moving to Spain” video

[@watervillegangmember]

@@kingtoph86 Thanks!

[@5footandfabulous]

Could we consider that maybe Hozier stepped in and got rid of the Irishman in order to assume the position himself?

[@Afgustiaa]

HAHA

[@meggiemoo931]

LMAO i’m picturing the most threatening dm ever written

[@Ink-db3ws]

The council shall take this into account thank you kind civilian 🤺💨❤️

[@elliethebanished]

We should discuss this at the next town hall

[@sabsupsub]

Brittany is so fcking cultured and multilingual! Truly a Queen

[@cthululuu]

I’ve never seen anyone able to talk to themselves like Brittany can

[@AVspectre]

It’s so perfectly suited to this kind of content!

[@cthululuu]

@@AVspectre it really is. She’s so good at it, really is an art form to entertain completely on your own

[@A.J.0606]

The major reason I love watching her is because I do the same thing 😂😂 I feel parasocially accepted

[@angelicpretty777]

you should see the way i talk to myself alone in my bedroom. im extremely inspired by brittany. 😭

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Well that's the thing... we don't usually show it off 😂 It's not exactly socially-acceptable to talk to yourself

[@Milky-Mommy]

EYES: CLOSED PEDAL: ON THE FLOOR WHEEL: WITH JESUS

[@scrimbo_STOP]

with brittany.

[@mariea6034]

​@@scrimbo_STOPsame thing

[@jakabbailey6654]

SANTA: TRACKED

[@loudrake3913]

Plz nation. I only just got my citizenship. What does this mean and why is it on every single Broski report 😂

[@Kelslshea]

@@loudrake3913sometimes our leader will yell at us to make sure that we are focused only on our leader and not on the road while driving! Hope this helps 💕

[@neaarave7344]

the way my siri went off at “siri how do you jork a peanits ™️?” has me cRYING

[@lua_vali850]

I can you give me time stamp for when she says this 😭😭

[@udontevenwannaknowbruv]

Cap because it only responds if it hears ‘*hey* siri’…

[@meghan5429]

@@lua_vali850 30:13

[@kekeblossom5351]

@@udontevenwannaknowbruv just tested it out, it responds to just “siri” as well

[@prttyinpink]

@@udontevenwannaknowbruvuh no…? apple updated it a while back to respond to just ‘siri’ too lol

[@amandar3061]

6:46 Brittany singing Celine Dion in French made me ASCEND 🇫🇷✨

[@charmaynemerrill7794]

Right??? How isn’t everyone talking about this!

[@SerialOddities]

When she’s ranting about Irishman and then has to do a sponsorship with Tinder 😭 get paid for your pain supreme leader

[@djscarlet169]

she said previously she has an account, forgot in what episode tho

[@kaitlyntobe3419]

“Can’t think about it, I’ll get mad” *has already been gutterally screaming for 22 minutes*

[@mariah_kristina5520]

I need “Fuckery outlawed, Guillotine in-lawed” merch 😂

[@taylorlouwman5561]

YES

[@keighleiaozamo1342]

I need this in a sweatshirt, tees, mugs, bumper stickers, Christmas ornaments, etc.

[@mayavogl7333]

Id buy it

[@crypticpaige]

@@keighleiaozamo1342a bumper sticker would go hard

[@dimensionalvintage]

I'd also buy shit with "Room reveal! It's padded!!" on it

[@eliseowen2964]

He’s FOURRRR… HE CAN’T REEEEAD - took me OUT 18:53

[@annikanime]

I think we need a broski nation anthem that plays at the beginning or ending of every episode where we all stand up, place our hands on our hearts and close our eyes to honour our nation

[@dino-tk6zz]

Never beating the cult allegations

[@alexhalfhide8160]

It's the French national anthem lol

[@moyaxoxo5923]

But we must cup our boobs like Jocelyn fox does

[@fath3rr0an]

it should be the jusreign my way cover 😂

[@siennamoxley3298]

@@dino-tk6zzi’m here for the cult allegations and ready to make it worse lol

[@theonlybryce]

NOOOOOO NOT THE IRISH MAN

[@babygirlgamerangel444]

SAY IT AINT SO 😭😭

[@ObeyLucifer]

THE TITLE LITERALLY MADE MY HEART DROP WHEN I SAW IT 💔

[@rahimianparsa]

Im genuinly devasted

[@savquick99]

I KNEW ITTTTTT AFTER THE TIK TOK 😔😔😔😔

[@eeereeerie]

Falling to my knees and sobbing in the middle of Walmart

[@notkalebvaughn]

OKAY BUT WHERE'S THE FRENCH COVER ALBUM QUEEN 6:47

[@jackiechampoux1597]

I AM IN SHAMBLES OVER HER FRENCH SINGING

[@notkalebvaughn]

@@jackiechampoux1597 FR FR

[@notkalebvaughn]

(yall gave this over 200 likes i feel cool and relatable today thank u broski nation neighb0rs)

[@nadinnnaaahhh]

No because if broski wanted to sing, she could learn to sing. She ate

[@udontevenwannaknowbruv]

Well she was a theater kid so it makes sense she got some pipes on her

[@samcorona27]

Room reveal!!!! It’s padded. Girl I have never seen a much more relatable video on here

[@Krista1030]

Ireland has 48 hrs to respond

[@cassidyc.3357]

This got me

[@deeds-or4fo]

And to show we're serious, you have 24 hours to respond.

[@mads365]

penits getting jorked has me levitating

[@GooseGo]

There is literally no better feeling than hearing Brittany say, “Actually no I’m not gonna say this….. Actually no I will.”

[@jessicasullivan4255]

It’s like a bestie saying “I shouldn’t be telling you this… okay don’t tell anyone I told you this”

[@ryanchrisgomez]

Brittany I’m a university French teacher and Celine stan and you absolutely KILLED IT with pour que tu m’aimes encore. Best of Celine’s French songs, I use it in my classes to teach my students the subjunctive 😂

[@neil1718]

“Jesus Christ… old much?” I’m crying laughing over that

[@Idiasgamerchair]

MISS BRITTANY. GIRL. you ate that singing up, i literally ascended

[@debu556]

NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN CRUMB LEFT BEHIND

[@Idiasgamerchair]

@@debu556 LITERALLY.

[@ChristianRoberts]

THE EFFORTLESSLY EATING UP THAT FRENCH COVER?!!?!!?!!?! nothing broski can’t do!!!!!!

[@catlvr-kg9ol]

I hope that goes viral too ngl

[@xsanchezcx]

I'm still speechless

[@AprilArrglington]

Heard her sing in English and Spanish and no crumbs left. Is there anything our Supreme Leader can't do?!

[@samarav5507]

The deep cut of THE SUPREME LEADER LISTENING TO INDIAN MUSIC!!!! Brittany this healed me ❤🥹🥹🥹

[@isaacishere6034]

“If he texted me I would answer, okay?” Same LMAO

[@laurenfaye3309]

The roar of ‘when will it be my turn?’ 😭😭😭 I felt that

[@cosmicneon49]

6:47 i thought we didnt do guests on this pod but congrats for booking THE Céline Dion girl!!!!!!!

[@OsloTime]

Omg, seriously! I LOVE Celine, when Titanic came out I would spin around the living room and singing to My Heart Will Go On, on my Walkman! ❤❤❤ Britt really did a good job and I'd love to hear her sing the whole song. I need to listen to more of Celine's French songs.

[@lilypad585]

It really is kinda soul crushing trying to find connection, making yourself vulnerable, and being disappointed. You should be proud of yourself for doing that! I guess what I tell myself is that while you can have strong emotions, they don't have to rule you - there's a balance somewhere in the middle. You can really want something to work, really love the idea of love, and feel those feelings without it consuming you.

[@kodokuna.]

Girl I did not expect to get serenaded in French

[@viv7795]

The way I’m listening at work and stopped typing to look over

[@ZoeMckee]

im in luv

[@TatumJaslowski]

Yo. Did not expect to be blown away by Brittany Dion this morning, but I’m livinggggggg.

[@leedlliz9847]

The jump to “What if we were coparenting?” 😭😭😭😭

[@sailorjimin]

i’m in tears i got a manscapped ad when she was talking about the guilltone part 😭😭😭😭😭

[@clairfaery]

Dear Fearless Leader Brittany, I am an expat in Dublin and really didn't enjoy dating the Irish dudes. It probably comes down to cultural differences but I did find many of them quite sexist... that was just my experience. I'm with a wonderful German man now and it's a much better fit for me. Cultural compatibility is important.

[@megan-mr9vk]

boosting this! i know she wants her irish man but maybe we can broaden her horizons to other parts of europe!

[@butchbottoms]

Time for Brittany to find a big balkan boy

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

@@butchbottomsI hope Brittany finds her BBB because they’ll appreciate her blonde hair and big titties

[@crypticpaige]

@@megan-mr9vkfr i love the slavs

[@screams6157]

This is the dublin effect i stg. I live elsewhere and its so much better

[@admanpa]

when you called yourself a "disgusting, growling, gross monster" i YELLED at my computer screen. DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT WAY. where is this irishman. i just wanna talk.

[@Finessewithjess]

Sorrows, sorrows. Prayers.

[@KekiaskiHatake]

This gets me every time😂

[@louisedeglise-favre8450]

As a French lady, I simply must congratulate you on bodying that French Celine moment! You killed it!

[@liv444vil]

Sitting at my desk job, pedal to the floor, eyes closed, foaming at the mouth. I feel the wind. I’m ready.

[@Katierrez]

We need this on merch

[@dannyaguilera4789]

I’m so personally affected by this, boycotting St. Pattys day. Catch me in all red.

[@ciarawoods671]

Im really really doing this. Keep in mind that I’ll be at home with my husband only but it’s gonna be serious.

[@lmy222]

lmao

[@cmcnaughton99]

I live in Dublin... waiting for my orders Commander

[@Nugg3tt]

Me: “I need Tuesday mornings off for business meetings” *The business meetings in question*

[@cowboyhatcat]

relate to the topic @ 37:00 SOOO MUCH!! the whole “ignore him to make him want u” games are so wild it’s so exhausting

[@emerson1998]

"ok lets say someone's yanking on it" has me losing my MIND

[@olivercarey5616]

so you’re telling me it’s a green screen behind brittany and we haven’t been watching a real monitor display her thoughts in real time this ENTIRE time

[@eddieflow1]

The way the hat goes in and out from the green screen is sending me

[@Colbybartley]

We mourn the loss of our queens Irish lover

[@moyaxoxo5923]

His loss

[@Krista1030]

Do we?

[@dafaq05]

@@moyaxoxo5923 frrr

[@stephe1506]

Absolutely​@@moyaxoxo5923

[@joyfulcookiegaming]

rip 😂

[@bugjugable]

I love that new Hozier song about Brittany

[@Vxoddn]

wait really?

[@YakaroniAndCheese]

no @@Vxoddn

[@crinx_crow7927]

@@Vxoddnno

[@chelsey8165]

@@crinx_crow7927yes

[@eloiseyyyy]

wouldn't want to run into her in an underground french karaoke competition

[@crunchevo8974]

as one does

[@medicineballtea]

Jusreign just recently (like last month) dropped a series on Crave called "late bloomer"! He's active on ig again too, has so many interviews out on KZbin talking about why he stopped posting + more! AHH the way I squealed when you mentioned him and the wholeee group LIKE?! I feel like NO ONE knows zoo babies unless you're from the Greater Toronto Area, IM SO SHOOKETH AT UR KNOWLEDGE. LET UR THIRST BE QUENCHED FEARLESS LEADER

[@MPAYNE-ij1jh]

I saw a comment on it that was like 'my boy just remembered his KZbin password' lmaooooo

[@quason__]

Unfortunately heavy is the head that wears the crown… when you’re this amazing of a person there just aren’t many people out there who can step up to your level of existence 🖤 his loss, your gain

[@JediSophia]

I can’t wait for Brittany to make music and because of her insane manifestation skills AND VOICE, to land a collab with Hozier. Make it happen Brittany❤️

[@kait.theidiot]

On a serious note, as a 22 year old plus sized Southern girly Brittany gets me in a way very very few do. And hearing her talk about not being able to find a romantic connection is SO REAL!!!! I just endlessly appreciate being able to hear that I’m NOT alone, and NOT weird (well, in this one way) because I don’t have a boyfriend.

[@hennasmakanji8642]

Omg Jusreign! He was my literal childhood and it makes me so happy to see you talkinh about him!! He has actually just come out with a show in Canada called 'Late Bloomer' that he stars in which is super exciting!

[@tracefriend8201]

NOOOOOOOOO GOD NO PLEASE NO GOOODD NOOOO

[@ghostyp4wz..]

NO IRISH MAN WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE 😭😭

[@cherrycokee]

AFTER SEEING HER TIKTOK I KNEW IT 🥲

[@alicefullofice]

​@@cherrycokeeWHAT WAS IN THE TIKTOK

[@BasuraVidz]

​@@cherrycokeeDON'T JUST LEAVE US IN A CLIFFHANGER, HO! WHAT HAPPENED???

[@iwantmybed3090]

@@BasuraVidz she said, and i quote, “‘I just don’t really see you that way sorry’ cool no worries! I’m going to pull the skin and hair and cartilage off my face” hope that helps 🥰🥰🥰

[@cherrycokee]

@@iwantmybed3090 YES!! sorry to everyone I DIDNT SEE THE NOTIFS 😭😭

[@eastoskata]

the way i feel so connected to her dude… literally just also got dumped by a guy i invested so much time and emotion into and he just simply got bored with me and was ready to move on to the next new thing. honestly tho it’s so comforting because ive just felt like at such a loss and seeing someone who i so strongly look up to experiencing the same heartache and general disappointment ive felt recently really makes me feel alittle more alive and human. wholeheartedly hope the best for her

[@assas1nscreed]

Bless you :(((

[@angeladamian4550]

This just happened to me too. I’m still currently being ignored as a type this. It’s hard. I really liked him.

[@eshabajwa1044]

The fact that our girl Brittany listened to Punjabi music back in the day?!???!? Literally makes my South Asian heart so happy :,)

[@gurcereal]

Lmaooo same my Punjabi heart is freaking out rn !! 😊😊

[@soapie1]

okay that little medieval news announcer impression slayed.

[@codypatton171]

I would give anything to be straight for you, Brittany. For what it's worth - you are everything the strong, funny women in my life modeled for me and now, my daughter. My dad and brothers in law all say that the MAIN REASON any of them fell in love with the women in my family was because of their humor and intellect. YOU ARE THE BAR. YOU ARE THE STANDARD. NEVER. EVER. SHRINK. WE LOVE YOU

[@michaelceraisbae]

you sound like you’ll be such a good father 🥹🩷

[@imaneclair4836]

aww this is so sweet!!!

[@GurreroDelSol]

Im genuinely heartbroken for Brittany. I've been watching her for a long time, and I wish she gets a break. To me, she deserves everything in life: fortune, future, and love. Watching the 1st few seconds geniunely made my heart ache for her 😢❤

[@KYLETISZAI]

Y'all are sweet

[@emilypooper9374]

god the way you formulate your sentences is exactly how i think! it honestly makes you so relatable, thank you

[@Natalie-Ervin]

also everything you said about hustle culture & the sprinkle sprinkle lady is so so true. my heart does genuinely ache seeing all of this "dating" advice that only serves to push us away from each other. human connection is SO important and THAT'S what dating should be about

[@user-ju9gm7ol6y]

her singing is actually crazyy

[@TheHollycopter]

On a serious note, I love you dearly and relate to you so much. I'm also a Texas girlie now living in CA, I relate to a lot of trauma you've talked about. I'm sorry things didn't work out with the Irishman - but it's his loss. It makes my heart hurt when you say he got sick of you, that you were expecting it to happen because it always does. I hope you know you are a bright and shining light, full of humor and love and it may be too bright for some - but not for the ones that deserve to receive it and appreciate it. It's a him problem. I hope you keep your heart open because while there are a lot of stupid men, you only need one out of billions and I believe he's out there, wondering where you are and ready to not just "tolerate" you but to thank God every day for you. For me, I struggled a lot with codependency, I still do, but it made me crave to be wanted. To be wanted deeply, to the point where it made me want people I logically didn't actually want but stuck in limerence over them, it was like a drug. But I just wanted them to want me. I didn't feel wanted growing up, I didn't feel lovable. I was too much. Too loud, too crazy, too sensitive. I have done a lot of inner child work to be the loving parent I needed and didn't get. I've stopped saying anything negative about myself because the brain doesn't know the difference between my voice and someone else's so it's just abusive (I would never call those I love stupid or any of the others things I said to myself). I say all this to say that I hope you know how lovable and loved you are, and that I hope you are giving yourself all the love too

[@JC-yc4qu]

Goddamn, I know this was meant for our glorious leader but… I may or may not have gotten caught in the crossfire a little bit. So, thank you from one stranger to another.

[@elallison3652]

brittany gives me so much comfort and is now my shower time video since this is an audio book of our world x

[@percmethicets]

PLEASE BE A VOICE ACTOR BRITTANY PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING AND PLEADING

[@Allyyaknow]

Brittany: hdkdhha hsjehgd haksgrk Me disasociating in the car : this pod is great

[@victoria-ic2ml]

im crying

[@Alice45894]

I read that as pot

[@SkylarRenea]

Okay but your singing voice actually eats. I’m ready for a Broski single to drop.

[@navneetbenipal4783]

you knowing jus reign and saying the punjabi names perfectly has made my day

[@lailamunoz]

i like how she did a subtle transition to her st patrick’s hat while violently screaming abt irish guy

[@brennacondon]

“Siri, how do you jork a peanits?”

[@christianocampos158]

The dissonance between the Irishman downturn and a Tinder ad read, flooring it with my eyes shut

[@ceterrangwese4702]

Over here literally in tears at how good Brittany's singing is. And she's so humble about it y'all she is DAMN GOOD

[@eaves13]

literally sitting in bed refreshing the page waiting for this to go up

[@maddystout8042]

WHAT IF I NEEDED ALIMONY?! …. 💻what..💻is…💻alimony..💻

[@larissaorison9496]

7:50 excuse me? The Celine section was sooo good

[@theseendlessrhymes]

44:14 was giving “He’s whiiite?!?!” from Elvis lmaooo

[@sydneyaxtman4]

brittany??? i knew you had the voice of an angel but 7:25-8:15 caught me so off guard i had to turn off my shower with a full head of shampoo still in my hair so i could appreciate that performance with my undivided attention. i love hearing you sing

[@jetm5453]

ME TOOOOOOO!!! i dropped what i was doing to appreciate that powerful voice!!!

[@meggiemoo931]

for me it was 46:04

[@Justlurkin_lol]

What gets me is the whole fresh and fit mentality about wanting to “be a man” and to “provide for” their woman in these traditional gender roles, but they don’t want to do it the traditional masculine way. They want an equal financial partnership, but they want all the emotional benefits of a traditional partnership. She cooks, cleans, takes care of him and never outshines him, and what does he do? Provide? She has a job too, doesn’t need him for that. So what good does that make him? What is it to “be the man” in a relationship if he has nothing else to offer?

[@mattie2527]

I'll take this as a genuine question and mean no offense based off of my experience. You're dumbing yourself down by what you can do for a woman rather than who you are! Women who are truly looking for a partner is looking for love, support, and a partner to go through life with. It's someone you enjoy so much that you want to experience life with. If women are talking to you and ONLY talking about what you can do for them, it'll never work out. I can explain more if you want :) I hope this helps

[@Justlurkin_lol]

@@mattie2527 yeah, I agree, a relationship built on what someone can do for you instead of trying to actually get to know and enjoy the person is doomed for sure. I was just criticizing the generalized alpha male logic of both wanting a woman to fulfill certain “womanly duties“ while simultaneously maintaining independence so that he can reap all the benefits and do none of the work. Relationships should have balance, both partners taking on responsibilities to help the other because they love each other. It’s how you treat one another, it should never be one-sided.

[@jessferatu671]

These types of men don't want a wife, they want a mother.

[@TabrizWalker]

From a socioeconomic perspective, the feminist movements in and around WW1 and WW2 involved women becoming more man-adjacent, working in male dominated fields, aspiring to highest tier education. Meanwhile, there wasn't any analogous cultural defining events that behooved men to widely adopt traditionally female strengths and activities (it happened, but not to the scale of feminism). The Kybalion is an old book in the public domain which explores mental gender in a more abstract way and is pretty insightful if you want to explore this topic more but away from the meme-y 2024 sound byte mind numbing white noise. In a hyper-independent hyper-individualist culture like ours it makes complete sense that people of all genders will naturally start integrating the larger scope of human experience into their mental field and not just the one they culturally inherit based on genitals and hormone levels.

[@littleseaturtle]

celine dion been realllll silent since you dropped this

[@fandoms5ever]

This would be funny if she wasn’t currently suffering with a neurological disorder and can’t sing 💀now it’s dark humor

[@jhart1127]

dude 💀💀💀💀

[@viviclaproth9997]

Oh that’s not-

[@branditaylor4072]

Came to say this

[@madelynglash5498]

Noooooo 😂

[@thatwoodentable]

As a Québécoise, hearing you sing Céline was INCREDIBLE!!