"i have industrial sized toys at home"

[@thefadedone8192]

8:58 Peachjars went into her own dimension in order to kill that fruit fly.

[@T0FFII]

Top 5 NMP quotes: 1: I'm not gonna lie 2: You want the gods honest truth? 3: Imma keep it 100p 4: So imagine you're 13... 5: Its our girlfriend, Manalda Tuda!

[@stoneymacaroni]

Number 4 kinda snuck in there didn't it?

[@crows8107]

#6: "Are you hiring?"

[@mubblr]

"imma keep it 100p" is now in my vocab permanently. Even if people don't know what it means, they understand pretty quickly

[@ANewPhenom]

Cyr and Peach literally look like brother and sister and that’s WILD

[@hirotakasugi4891]

They are. Don't let the misinfo get ya.

[@Purriah]

They look like the type of brother and sister who touch each other’s butts.

[@yurifubby]

Cyr is her goofy step bro

[@ItsDSP]

I hope they are.

[@mikecfafaf8695]

that's weird but they are both weird so why not

[@DeanBobolini]

Peach seems like she’d actually be pretty chill to just hang with

[@21Liberdade]

You know you're awful when even Cyr is let down.

[@rockerdude]

Peach and cyr are such good content

[@davidmilostan994]

Keep in mind, Extra Emily doesn’t shower… don’t blame Buddy

[@CurrentlyYeeting]

Nick was trolling so hard with the whipped cream, Gladiator style is unmatched

[@dominicm8251]

Frodo being wrapped by the spider made me WHEEZE LOL

[@sample.text.]

Is Malena's obsession with crazy amounts of Ketchup a new thing or something? I never noticed it until recently.

[@Matteow00]

she's pregnant lmao

[@Moloch6666]

no its a Scandinavian thing

[@vincethebanana]

Ketchup in large amounts on everything is pure bliss bro

[@ZeroDarknezz]

@@vincethebanana Fck no bro

[@ScrungusLordBungus]

Preggers

[@drewk3646]

The “waste more salt over the shoulder” has got to be the best marketing scheme of all time. No wonder wars were fought for Salt.

[@hex3845]

“Guitar” The legacy of Leslie and Pewds lives on 😂

[@desocratic]

Clap it up for Peach and Malena nailing the whip cream thing on the first try... That was sick.

[@AyubuKK]

Cyr’s the main character. He’s HIM.

[@redfordreddington8834]

King of Cringe

[@jaydaking2]

Glazing

[@isaacjohnson4123]

I find him really irritating and I know a lot of people find him very cringy.

[@neuguy]

Cyr is cringe af

[@Notski]

Some of y'all in the replies are a bunch of bitches. Cyr is the greatest streamer of all time 😎

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Personal Favourite Timestamps: 1:24 Nick spills salt, Malena casts a hex 9:44 Nick calls out "notorious twink" Cyr 10:56 Peach whitesplains to one of the whitest ethnicities on Earth 11:43 Cyr masters the cream 12:56 Nick masters the cream 15:20 Melana is the Red Menace

[@dillon8992]

Nick casually admitting hes shlopped on a knob

[@starbeast6313]

so jason's gay

[@saybrowt]

He admits that every other week, not a secret

[@isaacjohnson4123]

Who's?

[@PeidosFTW]

@@isaacjohnson4123 mine

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

or bi or questioning one time but doesnt matter he's in a relationship anyway@@starbeast6313

[@codex458]

“Are you hiring?” -Nick2023

[@ev1ilfreak]

The Alabama slamma and the Tennessee penalty ROFL

[@joeblowgoes]

Whoever did melanas hair did a great job

[@umop3plsdn]

you know that dude that was sending the slime was adding a little of his own slime to it if you get what im puttin down

[@vahnn0]

I'd pay a hundred bucks to watch Cyr beat the shit out of Nick lmao

[@jnightmare0]

😢

[@midnightwaterdragon4725]

At least 200 come on, imagine the cleanup

[@brandynderrick8571]

$201 Here

[@Jaythepanda96]

3k

[@justwatchinfunnyvids]

Is that all

[@o7juan]

bro nick can eat a hotdog but is uncomfortable eating a sausage LULW classic polom

[@Purriah]

I haven’t watched this channel in awhile. Malena, I know you read every comment so I just wanted to say whatever way you’re doing your makeup now looks really good. Your hair too. No homo

[@kerrumz1]

couldnt disagreee more lol each to their own...

[@DubcatcherAmazing]

@@kerrumz1no one cares

[@kerrumz1]

true@@DubcatcherAmazing

[@Danne89]

Her nose looks plastic with this style of make up

[@wowgasp8670]

I matched with on tinder once and she told me that a lot of the popular onlyfans girls , dont actually sext with you. Because the girl I matched with was actually the one you were sexting with. She told me she gets paid to deal with the messages. Seeing how peach answered that question made me realize that the tinder girl was right this whole time. Peach said " in the beginning" 😳

[@TitansPrince]

Anyone who believes that going beyond regular simping to have "personal private messaging" with one of those girls deserves to be separated from their money

[@chrism45]

Yeah she started to admit that she's not the one responding and then changed her mind.

[@fujster]

Yeah obviously tbh. it's so creepy to pay for that tho lmao.

[@fujster]

the graph is insanely exponential. 99.9% make nothing. its the worlds biggest ponzi mlm marketing scheme

[@bustin1253]

" I mean my dog is a girl and she'll have a sniff" 😭😂😂😂

[@DaveH82]

15:02 "We need to repopulate." Nice callback.

[@LizziesLukas]

5:25 Whenever somebody on Twitch mentions anything about guitar in the corner, the first person that comes to my mind is always Fuslie

[@Nisvera]

That is indeed what the reference is from

[@UB00F]

Buddy gotta be a pescatarian cause Emily don’t shower so it’s deff an ocean down there🐟

[@cabeirwin1565]

GREGORIOUS the Gruesome, a brave and ferocious Norse warrior.

[@Nathan15038]

As a guy I can’t confirm I do have industrial stuff at home, but not that kind of stuff more like tools or like computer parts or like parts for cars

[@griffin1182]

if this was hollywood im convinced nmp wouldve been metoo'd

[@Liam-kg6kl]

Man I forgot about that clip with buddy and Emily. Shit was hilarious

[@Roger_808]

"wow i could be working at starbucks" this is not something to be proud of

[@RBFR01]

5:55 I'm also into hardcore stuff.

[@allnamesaretakenful]

"It's been 17 years since South Padre Island's Queen Isabella Memorial Causeway collapsed, killing 8" I'm guessing this is what Peach is talking about.

[@Zombieplatepus]

I would love an angry Malena cup. Gamersupps get on it!

[@billylewis3530]

Malena funny bruh kitchen aid machine joke got me 💀

[@BoGxxUNLEASHED]

buddy got that DOG in him

[@JestiXertz]

I thought Cyr was bad but 13:09. That was freaking hilarious.

[@Tartiv]

I really fancy Malena as a person

[@emerald_archer]

Yall owe Kevin an apology.

[@ProfessorPoliwag]

Peaches story about the slime raises many questions after the Dan Schneider stuff

[@philliphutcheson4219]

Cyr is a poor man’s Corey Feldman

[@Lagwire77]

Is that NMP wearing offical ROFLGATOR merch?! Damn that looks so FIRE.

[@Lil.Sleepy.Boy.]

Malena is an absolute saint for putting up with Nick's bullshit

[@lilraverkid5300]

"why doesnt everybody make easy money?" we have lost him, hes an npc. freeze frame at 7:29 is all the proof you need.

[@nokap5994]

Malena with an underrated joke 👀

[@TheLiquidCastle]

9:24 sounds like malena listens to soil the stillborn in her free time to get relieved of all the angers she has to hold back during streams i'd feel that, at least better than taking it out on someone that doesnt deserve it

[@XaXaYT]

ahhh an IA enjoyer

[@TheLiquidCastle]

@@XaXaYT not too much tbh xd but metal in general sure calms me down

[@jordanguy8243]

I said “wow there bud” way too many times in one vid😭

[@cactusmaxx]

I thought i was the only one that did that thing with the salt where i throw it over my shoulder if its knocked over.

[@fatsodajuggalo]

Pretty sure that was Dan Schnieder that asked that woman for a slime video.

[@allnamesaretakenful]

I can trace my mom's side all the way back to around 885 Siege of Paris, and my mom's side is cursed because Ann Putnam who started the Salem Witch Trials. I wish I didn't know my family's history.

[@franklam2008]

if they are running the script of Maya as the angel and Malena as the devil. The acting is top notch!

[@matthewfakler]

what an ending

[@RamonIRL]

Cyr is off the gear Peaches has stopped the O F stuff I’m glad they have found each other.

[@itsgenos4464]

no she hasnt?

[@anderseriksson7698]

@@itsgenos4464 He's from a different timeline

[@Ogi1508]

is manalda pregger yet?

[@yayo4nasal]

@@Ogi1508pineapple

[@yayo4nasal]

I can confirm peach still doin OF that kittys fat fat

[@whaghu]

Cyr doesn't do tricks like that, you should ask him to do the Harlem City Shuffle

[@philophobic8023]

NO SHOT THOSE WERE KOLACHES ????????????????? MY CZECH ANCESTRY IS BOILING ATM WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@nicolasprzasnyski2114]

The consistency of the froth 😅 oh jeeze

[@IZAYAJAY]

Dude imagine your sexual awakening happening during a fucking nickelodeon sliming… poor guy.

[@mark_frankfurt]

Couldve sworn ive seen that intro momths ago

[@genepozniak]

WTF *DOES* Peach Jars do!!! 😱

[@OncleJer]

She prostitutes herself online for easy money

[@willimace]

13:26 goddamn he got some height on that one LOL

[@jet-fury]

6:20 LMAO

[@theredcomet9187]

“are you hiring?” 💀🫡

[@OldMotorcycleAdventures]

Lmfao every clip I see of these folks is the one dude complaining about some food

[@Eradicationist]

don't they know that dogs can have sugar just not much...

[@justinmoreira2992]

whipped cream is safe for dogs (in small portions)

[@RedDeadTeddy]

He literally did what?

[@MrBackwardsforwards]

i cant stop looking at Peach's .... stomach belt necklace?

[@knarf_barf]

Can we get something straight. It’s OKTOBERFEST not BEERFEST 😭

[@TSZatoichi]

Beerfest is the 2006 movie from the same comedy group that made Super Troopers.

[@harlekin9368]

Did she just refer to the dirndl as a "polish dancing outfit" while talking about the GERMAN Oktoberfest?

[@learnlanguages2974]

Malena looks pretty in this video.

[@theo10235]

How does Peach’s belly chain stay up? I don’t understand the mechanics

[@EthanLong]

Nickelodeon Slime...Dan Schneider???

[@brookepowell5702]

Peach is a queen!!! Call him out 👏👏👏

[@hugojj101]

The legendarys returns :D

[@CPays]

8:06 She doesn’t answer her OF subs none of the OF girls do it’s the assistants lmao these simps

[@frankies.4500]

Did they really confuse themselves with the dog habits? I thought Peach said Kevin.. lmao

[@dannygreen3135]

Peach acted like it was a brag that she uses giant toys.🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dylanbrady5926]

nice dark jokes malena

[@CeRz]

Nick's attempt at the whipped cream was the worst one I've ever seen.

[@RamonIRL]

Dog smells Emily he does not clean herself for 6 weeks. Surprised?

[@fortypath22]

Kevin is just like me frfr

[@ratgodmiley]

GREGORIUS

[@Tomiply]

1:30 Is she for real right there? I hope she's playing it up for the stream, because that is some crazy shit lol

[@itsyaboiherman]

Yes she is

[@dallendavis5227]

im getting dejavu. isnt that opening scene old?

[@Unstoble]

max 4month then nick is finally gonna break up with that devil

[@kennyb8813]

Cyr is the best

[@NoahGahm]

Pineapple pineapple pineapple 😂😂😂

[@Copyrightme81]

I trust Cyr to repopulate with Nick.

[@rigg4146]

bro I don't know how to tell you this but men can't get pregernanent no matter how hard the liberal media tries to convince you. stay safe out there, beware of misinformation

[@Copyrightme81]

@@rigg4146 Please get off the internet if you are going to take comments on nmp videos way too seriously. Your mom told me about you. You can't handle humor and you are all alone. Hit reset

[@eliaswinther4038]

@@rigg4146u know its a joke, right?

[@sneevcharite519]

It's joke until some one opens candle lights on

[@Copyrightme81]

@@sneevcharite519 speech to text?

[@Zgushyhfh]

I’m just wondering at some point doesn’t it just hurt when it industrial size? Like it’s no longer pleasure. I’m not trying to shame anyone I’m just curious😅

[@bob_the_2nd3]

id get slimed on the hour if it was $200 for a 20 min vid ppl out there gtin $10 an hour dealing with customers?!?!

[@Maybelater1018]

Buddy just like me fr

[@Gr8goatsby01]

These videos are way better with Melena in Norway

[@TwiceBubaigawara-dl5ln]

Idk why people don’t like ketchup as much as she does it’s very good with a lot of different things I love ketchup but not tomato’s am I weird?

[@z400racerr910]

why does the milk look like NUT?

[@itzham1101]

Making $10 a minute for pouring slime on yourself and shes complaining? Send me the slime ffs

[@RendMaim]

ikr

[@joshmeyerink5776]

I used to do that whip cream thing at DQ all the time

[@jwilliams6286]

"creators"

[@Async45]

Is Cyr always on Colombia’s finest? 😅