I have too many machines

[@NileRedExtra]

You can still pick up tickets by going to opensauce.com and I hope to see you there!

[@rudolfsgills]

balls

[@GalacticBadger]

Why San Francisco in particular to have the event? That city has become complete garbage.

[@MrNoipe]

@@GalacticBadger tell me you've never been to SF without telling me you've never been

[@danthemansocool]

@@GalacticBadgeryou could say the same about most other big cities

[@savage069]

I wonder how many cars will be broken into at the event in San Fransisco.

[@grelymolycremp7838]

Congratulations Nile, you now officially reached university lab status; messy, hap-hazard, and random stuff everywhere!

[@youtubeSuckssNow]

I mean, it's better than the garage was

[@neisjo]

What’s the point of this channel now? How can I afford to go to your convention when you spend it all on yourself?

[@jamtheman1017]

You mean reinvest to continue to entertain us.

[@Raciel1894]

Bro has better equipment that my university 💀💀💀

[@pilotflux8005]

@scottpageusmc WOW what a cunt of a reply, who diddled you as a kid to be shitting on people like that dawg?

[@Laundry_Hamper]

Nile, your space has a whole z-axis for you to explore

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

I think he's busy filling up the t-axis first.

[@Fluffy56547s]

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWCI don’t get the joke.

[@1000percent1000]

@@Fluffy56547s time

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

wouldn't it be the Y axis?

[@Laundry_Hamper]

@@zixvirzjghamn737 not in the 3d printing zoomer epoch

[@Lutz64]

nile does not make profit from youtube, it just goes into buying more machines.

[@willwin4744]

He actually loses money

[@jwalster9412]

Big machine (corp) is making big bucks off of mr-red/blue\extra

[@drobotk]

thats called investing

[@tachalorah]

And it's called reinvesting and it's tax free!

[@KanaoTempest]

Not for niles case tbh, who would buy 6000dollars candy shaper for a video for investment lol, probably could have rented from a candy store etc ​@@drobotk

[@johnnysun6495]

Let's count them: 1) Hydrogen generator 2) Aerogel pressure chamber 3) Vacuum furnace 4) Glove box 5) Gold furnace inside the glovebox 6) Unspecified coil of metal 7) A giant dewar 8) Hydrostatic press 9) Table saw 10) Air compressor 11) Dry ice machine 12) whatever that giant thing is at 0:55 13) Arc furnace 14) Tig welder 15) Tube furnace 16) Freeze dryer And probably a lot more. Edit 17) Robotic arm 18) gigantic electromagnet 19) NMR and MS machines

[@jwalster9412]

And let's not forget the biggest tool in the shop, MR red.

[@52Ford]

And what looks to be a robotic arm on one of the benches.

[@paulblair898]

the large piece of equipment at 0:55 is an electromagnet and the water cooling apparatus to cool it down.

[@Sam-dn7jk]

@@52Ford Yep that is a universal robotics either UR5e or UR3e robot arm... have one in my lab. they are NOT very cheap!!!

[@oxoniumgirl]

yep. the man has literally everything needed to make custom NdFeB/SmCo magnets at an industrial level and he's probably going to make maybe five total for a video and never go into production. There's easily $100,000 of machinery viewable right now.

[@HeyHereTer]

Nile's lab more expensive than a DAMN CHEM SCHOOL LAB

[@alexandredevert4935]

That's a pretty low bar to be fair. Working with analog oscilloscope with burned-in CRTs when numeric oscilloscope are available for cheap, checking in !

[@edman007x]

Yea, does KZbin really give him enough money to afford it?

[@lexacutable]

@@edman007x absolutely. guy makes bank.

[@Xi-op7gg]

My university chem professor’s lab didn’t have any of this stuff.

[@icodestuff6241]

@@edman007x he has patreon and his vids get lots of views + i forgot if he has sponsers, but consistent millions of views is worth a lot to sponsers

[@Fisheee123]

0:13 Bro is definitly gonna win the thingamajig and doohickey competition

[@nikolaysitnikov796]

It's the aerogel-making pressure chamber, now repurposed for something else!

[@ae_bae]

​@@nikolaysitnikov796 I thought that's what it was (I've watched that video a few times and did a school project on aerogel)

[@argella1300]

Also in the gadgets and gizmos aplenty division

[@cybisz2883]

Seriously? All those crazy gadgets and machines, yet you're most proud of the metal disk that bounces things? You're just like Professor Farnsworth - inventor of the "what if?" machine, the "smell-o-scope", an intergalactic space ship, yet who's most proud of his drawer containing assorted lengths of wire.

[@kemikade]

My arc furnace? It’s cool I guess… it’s just not very long…

[@isaactrockman4417]

Don’t forget the fingerlonger

[@KnowledgePerformance7]

Beat me to it 🥲

[@AerialFrameworks]

Haha, wiiiire

[@jwalster9412]

It's like owning many many useful things, but out of all of them your favorite is the one that is utterly useless and only does one thing, which is flip the switch back off when you turn it on.

[@aimfar7946]

Was expecting Nile to just whip out a minigun out from a cupboard

[@oljobo]

.. and shoot the machines? Like a "machine-gun"?

[@mateusbmedeiros]

I love the giant unnamed contraption, it's one of the most useful machines I've ever seen in a lab. My university's lab got so more productive after they got it!

[@jankokuu]

So what is it

[@kirimechan]

Isn't that just a water distiller?

[@blakhawk2265]

@@jankokuu Giant unnamed contraption. The name's right there.

[@mexicanhalloween]

"more machines are coming" Terminator theme starts playing

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Wait until Nile reveals he joined the Adeptus Mechanicus

[@Trade4Lewt]

why am I hearing boss music Terraria meme.jpg

[@timobatana6705]

My man is ready to create that element that Tony Stark was talking about

[@to_the_future_and_back1544]

1:24 Nile?? Are we experimenting with urine again??? Kinda looks like it lol

[@Uncl3M3at]

"That? Oh, we don't talk about that..."

[@dddd6606]

they dont call him 'piss chemist' for nothing

[@gamemeister27]

My money is on soap. Looks like unredacted oil floating on top

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

@@gamemeister27 - Soap from urine ?

[@SeaHay]

I'm so absolutely shocked they didn't still have the pony encased in "that"

[@bzqp2]

It looks as if Nile found the ISS somewhere at a landfill and gradually brought it all to his lab.

[@bibbaly2158]

HE'S GOT DOERS, HE'S GOT DON'TERS. AT NILE'S EMPORIUM IF HE DOESNT HAVE IT, HE'LL BUY IT SOON.

[@L0nelyH0wl]

This gave me Interdimensional TV commercial vibes

[@angerthosenear_yt]

This is the same energy as having a project car, getting parts and tools, and another project car.

[@AdamSpurgin]

"Unnamed project" sure looks like a supercritical chamber for aerogel. Now I gotta figure out what else those are used for...

[@verdatum]

He already did aerogel. Applied Science gave NileRed the rig he made a few years back. So, now I'm confused about what he's gonna do next.

[@arran4285]

@@verdatum But did they give him Portal tech

[@verdatum]

@@arran4285 Unfortunately no. Just a few tons of moon dust and a crate of lemons for some reason.

[@ChathuraNuwanga]

He said he's going to make magnets. I think those disks are for it.

[@sab3redg333]

Only nile red could make a simple tour in a chem lab into the workings of a mad scientist documentary

[@oneil9615]

I believe everything on the video is for neodymium magnets! I can't believe that you've build an actual melt spinning in your glovebox! Your lab is like a dream

[@jakass]

Nile, blink twice if William Osman is holding you hostage

[@EverDarkness147]

what if he blinks thrice ?

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

@@EverDarkness147 he's holding William Osman hostage

[@Verlisify]

Its gonna be pretty rad when we get some videos out of this in 2026

[@silent-science]

can't wait for the copper paper project i mean toilet copper

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

copper toilet paper? maybe just use a brillo pad?

[@BattleAxeRX]

"Let me show you where i keep various lengths of wire" -Nile in the role of professor Hubert Farnsworth

[@liammcguire4046]

0:44 the existence of the giant dewer implies the existence of an even smaller, don’ter.

[@xboxisgay23]

that must be extremely expensive i can only imagine haha

[@JaquesBobe]

I want a docu-series that follows Nile as he procures new materials and equipment and explains it to his landlord and the international government regulators.

[@GameDesignerJDG]

3:06 You should definitely just ask some random participant you know that has a lathe and is going to opensauce to turn a handful of those steel bases for you, or even ask multiple people to handle one each. It's not like they're that big or turning a cylinder to a certain height and diameter is that complex, unless the bases are made of an ultra rare vanadium titanium steel alloy damascened in a proprietary process with an even rarer and more expensive alloy that replaces the carbon content with Copper(IIII) hyper-fluorite or some such.

[@nathanielli8459]

“This beautiful contraption,” *casually slaps the contraption*

[@18ianaui1999]

"More machines are coming" -last words of a soldier fighting an army of AI robots

[@TLguitar]

Your demo at Open Sauce should just be you tasting random chemicals.

[@WindyDelcarlo]

Video doesn't even mention the NMR and FT-IR spectrographs that I know he's got floating around from earlier videos

[@WilliamOsman2]

I'll see you at Open Sauce!!!!!

[@beccatorres]

Wow! So much amazing lab equipment. Nile needs a lab assistant to help clean and organize his lab.

[@KookusMaximus]

If you start Vengaboys "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom" music video at the same time NileRed shoots the first burst of air, it is quite a lovely pairing. The timing is hilarious.

[@Spirit532]

I appreciate the random UR robot just sitting on a bench in the corner. Vacuum furnaces are also awesome.

[@DanielGarcia-hr4iq]

I feel like he has all the resources to become a supervillian, but is too chill to do so.

[@caiocc12]

Nice to see the project is coming along nicely. Don't forget to show us the UF6 centrifuge when it arrives!

[@alexandere9928]

This is like rick and morty garage with some cool science stuff

[@junoismad]

honesty i wish i had a lab like that in the future, id say thats not enough machines

[@Dank_Lulu]

The chemistry without all this fancy equipment was already an experience. Looking forward to seeing what curios, inventions and health-hazards all this fancy equipment will allow for!

[@iakovzhitomirskiy1569]

His lab reminds me of my Redstone testing world

[@FinalSparkLux]

I can't help but notice you have really high ceilings. Could always build a platform/loft in some areas for more storage so you have more space for more machines :D

[@8willman]

THE LABORATORY

[@Gin-toki]

You've turned to physics! :D Will be interresting to see what you'll suspend in that large electro magnet.

[@lucazsy]

My jaw droped to the floor when I realized what you were about to demonstrate at 1:29. I showed one video about it to my sudents few months ago when I was teaching the principle of energy conservation. I can't wait for your video and I need to see how you cooled the alloy fast enough.

[@BoomerNick]

Arc furnace? So he's got the latest Stellaris dlc.

[@Obe_Qwaet]

NileRed playing modded minecraft on his own server IRL Suffering the plight of all playthroughs... machine sprawl

[@bluelightflame]

My bedroom 0.0045 seconds after i clean it ☠️:

[@xeltrex4812]

bro is one vat of acid away from becoming a mad scientist

[@deeejaaay27]

Nile's offspring 50+ years from now would either have a field day or a garage sale with all these machines

[@Mustache_Sam]

The coolest thing is that we never see those messy stuff in other video's background. As if Nile move them around just to get the clean background to shot at that specific angle.

[@yonovo_yoga]

He seems like he doesn’t even know what some are for...

[@csn583]

1:20 James Bond: And what's this? Q: Hands off, that's my lunch!

[@RworldKM]

The guy is a real life Dexter's Labratory now. This is an entire chemistry lab, fully equipped, just for him to mess around with stuff on KZbin.

[@VoidKing709]

If a scientist lab isn't a chaotic mess it's not a science lab. What's even more humorous is you know exactly where everything is despite the mess

[@NinthSettler]

Nigel please, just get like a liter of capsaicin diluted in vodka and give people samples

[@AzamaraSehki]

More machines than the unused appliances at our grandparents' house.

[@drooplug]

There is no such thing as having too many machines.

[@waffleisyummy]

Zooming in on the hands to hide the ADR lmao 2:22

[@Impatient_Ape]

At this point, I'd suggest spending some of your support funding on better insurance.

[@123UpNorth321]

If San Francisco wasn't so freaking far away...

[@I_love_learning.]

How is this guy even making profit with all these

[@WesternZephyr]

I don't know what most of this lab equipment is but watching Nile run around and point it out so excitedly makes me happy

[@jaye1967]

He's either going to be a future mad scientist or the guy who comes up with all the future resistance's tech equipment.

[@nakamotolikesyou]

Next nile red video: "I didn't like how steel wasn't bouncy enough"

[@MysticJhn]

This kid is like the ultimate form of science nerd in the best way.

[@snoowbrigade]

Still looking forward to the video where you make nitric acid from the birkeland eyde process.

[@livephysiology]

Imagine buying products from Nile Red Labs. When is Nile Red going to open up his own laboratory equipment company?

[@friendlybane]

We are going to see these videos in the B-Roll of a documentary about a chemical terrorist attack.

[@Sh4quille0atmeal]

i like how the "glove box" sounds like the trunk of a car opening

[@oleg-avdeev]

This is a Minecraft home tour of someone who installs every mod.

[@aadityarohilla9226]

Do a detailed lab tour

[@Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co]

It's a bearing ball!

[@mdmn-ARCA]

I'm afraid you're decades, maybe even centuries, too late to get people to see sense on this matter.

[@bob38028]

Whoah that actually makes so much more sense.

[@smorrow]

Yes. You take a roller bearing apart, what do you get? Roller bearings? No, you get rollers! The bearing is the complete assembly. The same should go for ball bearings.

[@smorrow]

@@bob38028 And you get to keep the initialism.

[@smorrow]

There's an alternate timeline where I'm the unabomber and this language is how they catch me.

[@Mis7erSeven]

I've recently read a negative comment where someone basically said that NileRed isn't taking this chemistry thing serious enough and would be a bad influence on children. Like children would watch his videos and then hurt themselves when they try recreating it. But just look at this video: All this complicated and expensive equipment. HOW could anyone believe that children would try to recreate this?

[@Underestimated37]

This is like when I went into 3D printing, so many new things made

[@Yezpahr]

Rick's origin story. The box of timetravelstuff hasn't been put together yet.

[@ares395]

Tends to happen when you buy an expensive machine for a singular project with very specific function.

[@nicolascuyato3580]

It's impressive that not a single one of us has made the actual question yet: Where is Nile getting so much money from?? Like, I know he's been making his purchases gradually over the years and stuff, but still, those machines are not cheap at all! I think we need some lore about how Nile has probably become one of the wealthiest men in the world secretly

[@thematronsmilitia]

A vacuum furnace? I'm so jealous

[@brentstratton2224]

I know a guy by the name of Obadiah Stane who had an arc reactor that could possibly power your arc furnice.

[@DemetryRomanowski]

Remember when we watched this guy do chemistry videos from his parent's basement/laneway... how time flies.

[@vance7354]

man what I would give to play in that lab, I see so many machines that could be adapted to my hobbies so easily.

[@linecraftman3907]

i was half expecting them to pan to a forest of uranium centrifuges and not say a word

[@tomholroyd7519]

1:20 That's exactly the Buckaroo Banzai watermelon scene!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐May you travel through a mountain

[@JM-vz6ok]

One of these days Nile's just gonna straight up buy a lithography machine and start making his own computer chips for "science"

[@Preston241]

Moral of the story: NileRed has enough patrons.

[@killakiwi6462]

I was waiting for the "and here's where we're trying to make tri-mix gas for a future collab with a certain failed mythbuster"

[@nzoomed]

That unnamed project looks like nuclear fusion possibly

[@bakto2122]

I expected this to be a video of you naming all your machines. But you unnamed about half of them.

[@TheDudeGuyBroManPerson]

Compared to how many machines exist, you actually don't have that many. So I would definitely recommend getting more machines.

[@olie304]

So sorry to hear this. Would be more than happy to help of you need to get rid of a few!

[@Rulerofwax24]

I am *positive* that someone can bring Nigel a few steel cylinders for Open Sauce if he asks for it.

[@monad_tcp]

You never have too many machines, you just lack space.

[@moedig]

Drop the ball bearing on to borosilicate glass as well. It's surprisingly bouncy

[@mysock351C]

I had that same glovebox and oven at work in my lab lol. Fond memories of cooking things and packaging test scintillators for gamma and neutron detection.

[@micahphilson]

That thing at the beginning... is he making aerogel? If I'm right, heck yeah! But makes sense it'd take so long, it's very difficult to make.

[@ahmadyulinu]

He'd already made an aerogel. Maybe he wants to make it again?

[@jkelley012]

Looks like a pressure vessel for some sorta supercritical fluid experiment

[@tomkavulic7178]

It makes me so happy the Nigel has money for all these toy now. I can think of no one more deserving.

[@Ecclesiasticus]

The ceiling is high. Definitely high enough for a second floor. Double the machines.

[@aokaze-minotaur]

If Nile’s next video isn’t him creating an arc reactor, I’m going to be very disappointed.