I Hired Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...

Clownpierce is Minecraft's most infamous PVPer. So who better to help get revenge on PrinceZam for trapping me on the Lifesteal Season 3 server?
But in typical Lifesteal fashion, a promising partnership with Clownpierce turns to betrayal in the blink of an eye.
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Twitter: @branzytweets
Instagram: @branzygram
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[@Branzy]

If you stayed to the end.... I'm so sorry for what I've done, please forgive me.

[@possiblycreative1882]

I have no clue what happened.... But now I'm scared

[@Wqahgd]

@@possiblycreative1882 me too lmao

[@mustafakarzai9556]

ok

[@possiblycreative1882]

R.I.P VITALASY

[@crystalcake9507]

Um

[@ClownPierce]

Next video: I Married Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...

[@InfiniteOutcomes]

oh no...

[@branthetypical9705]

YOOO WOW

[@username8105]

BAHAHAHHAHAA

[@JLA203]

Yes

[@possiblycreative1882]

I'm down

[@ParrotX2]

This is actually so creative dude WELL DONE

[@ndy203]

Oh hey

[@criticalplayz565]

hi parrot

[@skyphantomgaming357]

YOO PARROT

[@ndy203]

@Projit who fucking asked

[@Giga__]

@Projit oh so yt did not delete this acc

[@TheRealDailyAnarchy]

ClownPierce: *Literally gives branzy a heart attack* The audience: *laughs*

[@Em_ys]

Fr LOL

[@hello97974]

What 110 Likes and One Person Replied

[@ContentUssery]

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[@MR_XD1357]

Branzy and clown sitting in a tree K I S S I N G first comes trust, then comes friendship, then comes an abrupt and unfortunate betrayal, then comes yelling, then comes apology, then comes murder and a crime scene

[@--PAINTY--]

Lol this is funny- here before it gets popular. BRANZYPIERCE CONFIRMED?

[@FireflyOnyx]

@@--PAINTY-- It's actually already really popular. 75 fics as of now in the Branzy/Clownpierce tag on AO3 with 137 in the Lifesteal SMP category meaning more than half the fics are this ship.

[@unicorn_xxx3424]

@@FireflyOnyx woah

[@ThatChiefGuy]

Now Branzy is cheating on me with Clown?! Branzy I want a divorce

[@Charpism]

Lol chief i hope you get on lifesteal

[@kushagrakanav4354]

Sup chief

[@oddee8030]

Don't worry man, we haven't forgotten about you :)) Branzy's your bf..f in Echocraft While here. Yah

[@fledythemf]

@Projit projit more like pro shit

[@BCH674]

69 likes would be a shame if I changed that

[@officialgamesmasterz]

I like how clownpierce always says 'Welcome to the fun house!' before he kills someone.

[@Catroo]

Clown repeatedly trying to give you a heart attack is the funniest thing

[@Beppojoe]

This is SO SICK! The editing too is incredible! I especially love the "this...is the fun house". Incredible video!!!

[@morningstar2676]

@@icy_blueyt1544 ratio+L

[@randomness6956]

2

[@Les.Lyonnais]

@Projit fortnite kids apple juice has to much caffeine which makes him ANGY

[@elenarobbins1769]

@Projit nursing home porthmounth uk

[@kellythue]

Ur content is awesome man

[@MZDX_]

Clown: “Lets just say that those deals are often in my favor” Spoken like a true mastermind

[@cezarygamer1412]

Ye I remember him dealing in his favour at hell were I'm tipping from

[@YxsdrEditz]

339 likes but only 2 comments (including me)

[@m800xd_]

@@YxsdrEditz and me

[@YxsdrEditz]

@@m800xd_ ok

[@justintian2650]

Its so sad how Vitalisy was standing up for Branzy when Spectical punched him. And Branzy couldn't do anything about Vitalisys death.

[@sad.flash.]

by how zam was so enthusiastic made me feel bad:( even after death he asked “can i play again?”

[@NotGian1]

i love how Zam never gets mad when he dies too, hes always happy

[@ardyxzbelumturu9030]

He steal Branzy heart,how did you say that?

[@NotGian1]

@@ardyxzbelumturu9030 its ok, atleast zam never gets mad when he die, and hes always happy

[@noonelooksatusers]

Ik :)

[@ytlifeinblocks907]

ya i feel bad for him 2

[@haroldpickett355]

11:56 The “I did it Branzy!” That was so sweet! Spepticle was genuinely excited

[@goldberserk7425]

I loved it!

[@carmenjongl]

Branzy* you misspelled his name lol

[@franciscosantiago4080]

@@carmenjongl oh i thought it was brandy I dont read the name

[@1mmortaledits]

Not for long tho XD

[@YourReuploader]

He sounded like a cute kid

[@TheTerrain]

2:40 CANON?!

[@cheez2550]

😳

[@tjainaiscool9348]

YES

[@zlitz8675]

LMAO

[@possiblycreative1882]

😳

[@HakuroHunggg]

Cool

[@leppaberry]

The couple who slays together, stays together ❤️

[@JustARandomLesbian]

Clown and branzy colabs are the definition of amazing

[@SHADOW_PIKA_YT]

13:19 vitalsy's scream shows the pain that he trusted branzy with wutever trust he had left to put on some1 and now its broken

[@oddee8030]

😔 poor Vitalasy, it's ok man. He still has Subz 🙂

[@sophiawyatt2633]

😂😂😂😂

[@unknownyeet169]

he did betray him first

[@goldberserk7425]

It almost sounded like tears ngl

[@unknownyeet169]

@@goldberserk7425 true

[@jeet8050]

Alternative title: "Branzy and Clown pierce falling in love for 13 minutes straight..."

[@hollowspells2433]

Ikr

[@oddee8030]

LITERALLY LIKE WHAT- INSTEAD ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE WENT TO HIS LOVE SIDE INSTEAD

[@dinhquynhtrang]

@Projit spam bot confirmed

[@jeet8050]

@@dinhquynhtrang ikr Lol

[@oddee8030]

@Ienarii ! Brandy..uhm 🤣

[@DumbRocksss]

4:25 at least take me to dinner first man

[@Fruit_Cake_Boii]

Vitalasy: Branzy, I TRUSTED you! Branzy: Well that was your first mistake.

[@Mutraxation]

Basically, it's a choice between being under dictatorship with a killerclown, who's likely as skilled a killer as technoblade, but at the cost of betraying your friends, or being with your friends constantly fearing a scary death

[@jellibean7729]

Bro imagine if clownpierce and techno do a collab together tho. It'll be so epic and so scary. The Blood God and his Deadly Jester. And their monotone like voice. Just 👌👌

[@hoannis4a239]

Yep

[@bashali696]

Rest in peace Blood God.

[@noonelooksatusers]

@Nikhil Vattathara I was think of that ):

[@NRNfr]

@@bashali696 he did not eat enough potato’s or drink enough blood

[@bashali696]

I’m really sorry for Vitalasy. The scream of ‘BRANZY’ just before he was killed was heartbreaking then he sounds like he’s crying when he tells Branzy he trusted him.

[@transformers_fan2022]

I teared up😅

[@ohohflextra]

@@transformers_fan2022 ...

[@transformers_fan2022]

@@ohohflextra what

[@unknown21708]

@@transformers_fan2022 same i cried

[@chloelee2499]

Poor Vitalasy

[@raquellucas7144]

Vitalasy: *Getting ambushed by Clownpierce* Spepticle: I DID IT BRANZY!!!!

[@Lalaexists]

vitalisy and clownpierce: *attacking* branzy: *knows* specticle: *doesnt know somehow*

[@Yeah_Jaron]

branzy i can't think of a funny comment but this is a very funny video :)

[@kushagrakanav4354]

Jaron yo big fan

[@morningstar2676]

Nah jaron

[@randomness6956]

7

[@po_codm]

funny

[@TimeBucks]

The editing and content is really good

[@randomness6956]

6

[@morellatovar4151]

Bien

[@joshthebaconhair7708]

@@morellatovar4151 is Ben or something else

[@0xide_lol]

@@joshthebaconhair7708 Being means good

[@TheEmmasmor]

@@0xide_lol bien*

[@s0livagant_]

3:35 this made me cackle so hard idk why😭😭

[@nak2Edits]

Branzy and Grian are so much alike. They look friendly and fun on the outside but on the inside they *have malicious intentions*

[@jqsm1neS]

I love how clown is just fully aware of the threat he singlehandedly poses

[@PrinceZam]

I love wells and doors and fun houses

[@Ruqi311]

Hey zam how did it feel to get killed by a gay couple? Aka clown and branzy

[@iamnotghost]

wat the fck

[@MrKoteha]

3:53 "Must've been the wind"

[@naniterimorni1]

When Vitalasy said 'We're teammates' and 'I thought I trusted you', It was very heartbreaking and he also sounded like he cried for a second there When Specticle said 'I did it Branzy', he literally was excited and when he killed Specticle he was so confused and he really liked the fun house. Specticle sounded like a small kid lol (not in an offensive way)

[@NotGian1]

i think his mic wasnt plug in properly, and i felt bad for Vitalasy having trust in Branzy

[@naniterimorni1]

@@NotGian1 ye you might be right But if his mic wasn't plugged in properly it would be most probably be distorted rather than that voice.

[@NotGian1]

@@naniterimorni1 lol prince zam voice in his axolotl video when his mic is not plugged in he sounds like a 7 year old kid

[@clouded_x]

*"I hired the most deadly assassin ever..”* Half of the video: Clown and branzy being best friends

[@Nabarakugisaki]

Not being best flirting

[@Kiwisno1fan]

Yea the bromance

[@ItsKripa89]

Or getting flritly or being couples 💑

[@aleanomorosa3964]

@@ItsKripa89 they be getting fruityy

[@ToxicHound209]

dig

[@justjustinjr2592]

Your personality and minecraft playstyle is actually an amazing addition to the Lifesteal SMP

[@galactikhcr2474]

@Projit no one asked mate

[@claidei0011]

@Projit lmao fortnite kid get a life

[@gravity_gaming8217]

@Projit its probably i did that and this so shut up nobody wanted to know

[@netheriteshovel1526]

@Projit no one asked

[@ManicDrone]

@Projit I feel like people should be more aggressive to rats like you.

[@F1fixx_]

Zam:DOESNT care about death Zam: *instead just become like a 4 yr playing again*

[@Rose_RoboxXD]

Love how spepticle has absolutely no idea what is happening while vitasaly is screaming😂

[@HydraticJaz]

Clown and Branzy sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love then comes marriage And all the fans know they are both savage

[@xz_.870_]

Lol

[@HydraticJaz]

@@xz_.870_ I ship them

[@subtotalocean1773]

Clown has a gf tho- (Unless this is all a joke)

[@HydraticJaz]

@@subtotalocean1773 Yeah this is a Joke but I’m surprised that A video clown said Branzy’s hot Another Branzy said Clown this is why I love you so much

[@SoreiLovesMel]

@@HydraticJaz link?

[@SpepticIe]

I DID IT BRANZY!… wait NONONONO!!!

[@darwinxd]

Your so cute spepticle :L

[@ezequielsonego811]

That was wholesome as fuck

[@iamnotdelakmc7248]

Cute voice spepticle I wish u could train ur pvp skills but I'm a bedrock edition player and I'm bedrock edition ClownPierce LOL.i never died in my life in bedrock edition cuz I'm ClownPierce bedrock edition.

[@efluffychris4245]

LMAO

[@its.astro.]

LoL

[@jeanliwanag7079]

ROLES Clownpierce: Pennywise Branzy: Georgie Specticle: random dood Vitalasy: The protagonist

[@mikamercado5639]

The way Spepticle is unaware of the situation when he said "i did it Branzy!" is adorable!

[@thenailsageofgeo4975]

When you’re trying to hide from the existential dread of knowing that statistically you’ll die alone, but Branzy’s video pops in to save you for 13 minutes and 50 seconds

[@thenailsageofgeo4975]

@Projit ...your fortnite montage?

[@bobthebacon3163]

@Projit the guy's a bot sont listen to him

[@jesusislord6545]

Repent to Jesus Christ “Whoever pursues righteousness and love finds life, prosperity and honor.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭21:21‬ ‭NIV‬‬ J

[@EchoPlaysYT2]

@@bobthebacon3163 bro how you alive? You were roasted

[@EchoPlaysYT2]

in the video

[@LOLrpop]

*I am praying that someone doesn’t make BranzyPierce fanart on this-*

[@oddee8030]

Eh, Piercezy is better/j

[@LOLrpop]

@@oddee8030 true

[@morningstar2676]

@Projit didn't asked didn't cared+Fortnight

[@bitonic589]

@Projit I bet you're probably 11 years old lol

[@sixscratch8384]

Well it exists on the internet so……

[@rajasjoshi5275]

I like how clownpierce and branzy are best friends and that funny editing. Truly a great video and branzy you are lucky that your best friend of lifesteal just so happens to be the deadliest, strongest, and the most feared assassin in the whole of minecraft

[@CrescendoCove]

2:52 "do do do do do do don't, making those deals with the DEVIl" -- CG5

[@xxangeljessicaxx6392]

"this is the deadliest player in minecraft" Technoblade: so I don't exist anymore okay...

[@EmperorBolt]

Techno vs Clown 1v1 just like the dream techno 1v1

[@krakengaming3420]

Hate to break it to you, techno isn’t that great at pvp. Clown is a top tier Crystal paper and general paper

[@juvialockser5660]

@@krakengaming3420 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, nah i like both of them

[@xxangeljessicaxx6392]

@@krakengaming3420 thats an opinion of yours.

[@krakengaming3420]

@@xxangeljessicaxx6392 Thats not an opinion, thats just the truth. If you compare both of their gameplay in 1.16+, clownpierce is signicantly better, and techno is above average but not incredible. Clown is quite literally a top tier player.

[@funnykid-yh6de]

this is the best i have seen it like 5 times keep it up branzy also i dont care what happened in the end keep it up

[@axoltl2119]

Bro turned the funny video of killing people into an actual story of love laughter and betrayal don't know how you do it branzy just keep doing it

[@ClipperMcflipper]

When I found about your channel through my friend Noah who recommended me the “Do you really have what it takes to be rich?” video. I had not idea that this channel would grow so much from below 10k subscribers to almost 100k in just under a year. You deserve it Branzy!

[@Branzy]

Thank you for sticking around!

[@Dark__Aspect]

I found you just before that

[@chickrenroasts5981]

yass im glad this guy grows, him and his friends are basically my daily pill of entertainment

[@8b39vedkilje6]

@Projit just stop spamming it in all the comments cuz u will actually gain more haters that fans

[@aryanmahipal4365]

@Projit l

[@cxctxs6950]

You two could literally make a trap look like anything just the trap skills from branzy and building skills from clown make the traps look wonderful and creative, instead of the traps that other people just make, stone hole, and a bunch of players.

[@Existingiswownogood]

That "I did it Branzy!" Was hilarious! 😂

[@Pirate__129]

such a smart idea for it to be a fun house as the trap Awesome Vid branzy

[@kaylencox8313]

13:12 Vitalasy sounds genuinely heartbroken because of Branzy's betrayal. I wanted to give him a hug. 😥😥

[@memeing9544]

I could just feel him I could feel how sad he feels

[@marwanetyaboi6692]

It made me feel so bad that vitalasy was like “nooo I trusted you bransy” and bransy was trying to explain and say sorry

[@bashali696]

The ‘BRANZY’ just before Clown killed Vitalasy was heartbreaking.

[@norealusername]

At least Vitalasy still has Subz

[@sirfalcon36progamer79]

This is what I learn from this video 1.betrayal 2.death 3.BLOOD

[@nooneeeee333]

Dang theres so much chemistry between clown pierce and Branzy

[@justsomebaldguybeingaherof1476]

9:38 It kinda sounds romantic in a way when Branzy said "I would either get those diamonds or your heart"

[@darwinxd]

xD lol

[@upstreamfish2090]

Branzy: You made some kind of deal with the devil to find out where that coal was Clownpierce: I posses powers you can’t even fathom

[@Voxs_Iphone]

So glad I found this channel when I did, amazing content! Also loved 5:07 made me laugh

[@qwerty24520]

2:36 oh no, I can smell the fanficitons

[@ashees_lol]

4:07 was so sus

[@mixelmonster_]

I love Branzy slowly falling in love with Clown.

[@ihatecereal1763]

its kinda scary ngl

[@oddee8030]

Nah, Clown fell in love then Branzy just started being in love too..that actually sounds scary. Wait..

[@dnxx503]

@@oddee8030 what

[@jbird_7299]

Alternate title: branzy betrays his friends, what happens in the end will SHOCK you!

[@ramideer5965]

5:39 “Columbia some ramsays fun house” what the hell does that meam

[@KillerQwueen_]

Branzy looks like a mad scientist And clown Pierce is his failed expirement

[@Pekk_2]

I love how Speptical didn’t even try to kill Branzy

[@BlueSodaPop_]

He was like "guess I'm dead now"

[@dartmonkey877]

@@BlueSodaPop_ his "I did it Branzy" is so funny lmao

[@fouziashamshad4420]

I like how when clown tells branzy and branzy's mind is thinking thoughts of clown killing him lol

[@annabellezhang7359]

The way they talk about the spaghetti scene...I love Branzy and Clown. Please do a I Married Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin... video. ❤❤❤

[@ongpeijia8603]

4:35 " you look gorgeous today" man

[@leodoni3491]

Poor Branzy just having hartattacks every 5 seconds then him just "swooning" for Clown.

[@sioxs6636]

11:45 Vitalisy could just escape

[@psi-8254]

This wasn't a regular video,This was a love story.

[@morzanstormbringer7722]

Clownpierce is a friggin' legend. He has survived so much in those 100 Player servers!

[@Simplicity711]

I just like how Skeptical acts so happy and excited

[@oddee8030]

Specticle* That's his personality! Goofy and excited, always-

[@animetv1113]

"Where a hungry clown waits her his dinner" and then "The horrifying laugh" got me good

[@lindawilliams4600]

branzy+clownpierce= destruction of the universe

[@weepy_1025]

Branzy: Don't get to Clown's bad side! Also Branzy: I will have to betray him...

[@pickledevourer1]

he was talking about vitalasy

[@apeiros46b]

I think he meant betray vitalasy, not betray clownpierce

[@gamingwithpankajagarwal6773]

He wouldn't even think abt that as branzy only hope of surviving in lifesteal is traps and alliance

[@gamingwithpankajagarwal6773]

@Projit in your dreams cause if your video was better u won't be here begging for views

[@milanfn2]

He cant end war now if he betrayd clown pice Branzy is dead

[@popboyfizzy8737]

Branzy Never Seems To Dissapoint Us.Sooo Underated

[@Branzy]

Thank you 😊

[@Aqabal]

@@Branzy hi

[@elizabethrebekkah6615]

@@Branzy hi branzy

[@mariosgamingmemechannel2033]

@@Branzy uhhhhh techno is stronger tho

[@asjdhasjkhfgsdf4572]

@@mariosgamingmemechannel2033 stop

[@Finixyz]

I cant stop binging this video it's just so good

[@rayza129]

This had to be the FIRST lifesteal smp video I ever watched, cause I’m certain that I’ve watched it before.

[@possiblycreative1882]

Best part of the video is ClownPierce giving Branzy his sparkly sac....

[@Branzy]

That’s my favorite part too

[@MorsePaul]

Me to

[@FATALITIEXZS]

@@Branzy ayo

[@renaelovespugs2530]

3:39 I’m dead 💀

[@ImMisik]

THEY ARE SO DANG FUNNY

[@tonyware2141]

This is the first video I watched on your channel branzy

[@username8105]

Alternate title : Branzy and clownpierce being lovers for 14 mins

[@chikaria46]

i gotta give it to you this is one of the best lifesteal s3 videos that has been made so far good job.

[@user-rv7mm8yx4r]

Pull the lever kronk Me: imagines branzy accidentally blowing it up Also me: WRONG LEVEEEERRRRR

[@Speedy-Aussie]

Vitalasy screaming Branzy is so emotional!

[@cllncl]

Holy shit you got Jester Penetrate on your side?! Damn, I couldn't even imagine being allied with Harlequin Puncture or even not wanting to be killed by the man himself Merryman Perforate

[@shrochrome]

Jester penetrate has over 1 million heart

[@xudaniel2762]

U watch div_y?

[@jacobfredman9442]

Sorry fam but humorist puncture is gonna be the new dealiest member of the deadliest smp and he uses a VPN and an anti-misile defence system

[@spookysquirtle]

Jokerstab is his nickname in a discord server lol I have him friended

[@ihatecereal1763]

im terrified of comedianpoke (the very rude type of poking) hes too good at pvp

[@laurencuccaro]

holy shit i thought this guy had like 10 mil subscribers. the editing and entertainment is insane. definitely subscribing

[@jaquanrt]

i guess the Lifesteal SMP must have alot of "heart-to-heart" moments like you branzy

[@justbruh9839]

The way he mist the first two shots on Spepticle 🤣🤣🤣

[@Thunderheart-kc6ff]

At first this guy is the scariest guy I've ever seen, but when he's your friend, he's actually a really nice guy

[@Shiryofruit]

Branzy: "I Hired Minecraft's Hottest Assassin"

[@oddee8030]

LMAO 🤣

[@dnxx503]

Dream

[@heinhtetnaing7145]

@@dnxx503 shut

[@oofluffydreamsoo7352]

this is such an emotional roller-coaster

[@trazemendoza4136]

Spec: I Did it Branzy !!! meanwhile Vitalisy: NOOOO!!!

[@kevinsadje3371]

13:00 congratulations branzy lol

[@_er2_]

I would pay to see a duel between Techno and Clown, both of them have simple and chill personalities and are great at mc pvp, it would be like looking in a mirror for them

[@egg746]

Same ngl

[@krakengaming3420]

Clown would “clown” on techno, hate to break it to you. Techno isn’t that great.

[@w1llyboi248]

clownpierce would whoop techno's ass in 1.9+ pvp. techno has a better shot it 1.8 pvp tho bc clown mains 1.9+

[@earljohnvalentos2123]

wth, I can imagine clown being your man and he'll be always showing dominance with glimpse of humor

[@cupidhearties]

“Almost theree~” CLOWN IM WEAK ON MY KNEES

[@USA.AA.]

6:33 "I got this", *falls*

[@fyts2387]

I love the editing! Great video Branzy keep it up!

[@neonferret9628]

Yeah that was a really good video! Nice to see branzy uploading again

[@Ruqi311]

@Projit Shut up spam bot. 😌