I Hosted the Worst Birthday Party Ever

[@MapleLamia]

I like how "Responsible Adult" Philza immediately goes for the pan

[@OrangePorrage]

It’s the dadza inside him 😂

[@wooly9967]

Why do I feel like Phil and Tina were held at gun point behind the camera the entire time

[@shroo_3933]

Because they where

[@aaabbcdd]

@@shroo_3933 🤠

[@VexomHere]

It does look like that huh 💀 LMAOOO

[@myparentsacc]

We don't talk about that... :)

[@rosieaslan8647]

Lol

[@bjunsen]

Phil dancing so energized made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@jessy1982]

The old man can still move after all these years

[@blue.puppetrobot702]

I see a dancer so sadly we robots cannot dance!!

[@Respectfully_shut_up.]

@@jessy1982 💀💀😭

[@gogyglasses9014]

“I only came here for drugs and alcohol”-Philza Minecraft 2022

[@gogyglasses9014]

@@Luna-ji8sb This stream was in 2022 ^^

[@gogyglasses9014]

@@Luna-ji8sb don’t apologize your perfectly fine:D

[@aridotdoes]

The mariachi guys were so chill, this is the best thing ever

[@ijustwantedcookies2549]

quackity saying "no mames philza" has filled me with more joy than i thought it would

[@korra__]

what does no mames mean?

[@Sarah-ru3xt]

@@korra__ according to google translate, "don't suck" LMAO

[@colmillodt]

@@Sarah-ru3xt I'm not Mexican but Im Spanish so I kinda understand what it says, basically it denotes a feeling of surprise or like you don't believe what's the other person saying or doing, and yes, textually it means "don't suck it" Mexican people has this type of things in their dialect

[@Sarah-ru3xt]

@@colmillodt interesting, thanks for the clarification!

[@jupiter9064]

​@@colmillodtSo like "No way" kind of?

[@Chibi__Nakahara746]

Qauckity: *speaking Spanish to the dudes* Philza: *focused on licking the icing of his hands* Tina is her mind: "What the ****** is he saying???"

[@leneeey]

Qauckity

[@Hydrxxx]

TINA IS HER MIND

[@musicalanxiety5086]

Big Q : literally getting a pan for his birthday Phil: THATS A GOOD FKING PAN! NON STICK

[@lifelie4656]

When the musicians came in Tina looked traumatized

[@Ra1nw1ngz]

you know quackity did a good job when i start cringing

[@crowsoto9612]

his whole brand is cringe humor so at some point or another watching his content you will feel vaguely uncomfortable

[@mr.amongus5210]

@@crowsoto9612 lmao so true 😂

[@demi_goddex]

i love that the band was clearly having a fun time with this

[@gregorythefish6472]

I like to think that Phil is so old that he genuinely thinks his gifts were age appropriate for Quackity

[@jkitkat3023]

WORST?!?! Es la mejor fiesta virtual que he visto!! Espero que te la hayas pasado bien!

[@ok5735]

Phiza having the greatest time of his life 😂

[@amellliia]

Im watching Quackity for 5 years and he always makes my day

[@emoreidinjail7415]

this is the weirdest collab i never knew i needed

[@leneeey]

TIMESTAPS 🎂🥳 0:50 - Tina and Phill come in 1:43 - Rolex 3:21 - Nerds 😀 3:55 - A good pan 4:10 - The expensive ones • 4:16 - Quackity becomes a father • 4:54 - Cocomelon bus 5:35 - bald cakes 5:59 - Phil's face: 😮 7:08 - Quackity's a drama queen 7:32 - I only came here for drugs and alcohol 7:44 - MARIACHIS SINGING LAS MAÑANITAS 8:27 - Translated: Imma tell you something, play something that will make them dance. To get well fucking partygoers. 8:49 - They start dancing • 8:50 - Quackity dancing with Phil. • 8:50 - Quackity dancing with Tina. • 9:06 - Dancing with Phil again 10:12 - Do you know how to strip dance Phil? 10:27 - Q: No mames Philza 😀 T: No mames 😄😄 10:34 - No mames Philza x2 11:00 - No mames Philza x3 11:01 - Dancing... again • 11:02 - Dancing whith Phil and tina swaying from side to side. • 11:02 - Let's go Tina! • 11:18 - Phil again • 11:36 - Tina: 😐 11:48 - Showing their cakes • 11:58 - Phil explains his cake • 12:52 - Tina explains her cake • 13:30 - Happy Tina bc she won Phil • 14:04 - Birthday boi privilege • 14:13 - Justice 14:26 - Quackity singing 15:01 - Phil pops the ballons 15:30 - Quackity asks for a song. 16:13 - They get drunk and high IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER TIMESTAP PLEASE REPLY

[@X-Cal1bur]

69th like

[@fallenfae6]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 'i wasnt gonna bring out alcohol but this is too good" *pulls out coca cola* IM FUCKIN DEAD

[@lilabrownexo4691]

9:30

[@Literally_Literally]

"clean bald cake" is something i never thought i would hear, but here we are

[@siddot9927]

This feels like a huge suppressed hallucinated dream

[@Sugawara-san]

This has got to be the best birthday party I have ever seen in my life because of how crazy it is also happy birthday

[@_blossominglisa404]

THIS STREAM WAS SO CHAOTIC 💀✋🏼

[@Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid]

Would 10/10 let him organize my party, also Happy birthday 🎉

[@myparentsacc]

Same. Family would probably murder me but I'd be having the time of my life XD

[@Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid]

@@myparentsacc fr

[@grayed5898]

This guy has no idea what it took me to watch this stream. My brother knew it was Quackity's birthday and hid my phone so I won't watch it.. so I got up at 12 AM, stole my brother's phone, opened it with his finger while he was sleeping, and proceeded to watch it without wearing headphones while sharing a room with him

[@arellanobravobrendazoe2659]

why'd he hide your phone tho?

[@S0M3THING]

@;Killdrey; umm no. Sorry you have bad family members…

[@dreynzzz]

@@S0M3THINGi think u misunderstand the *burning flames* of which some siblings are willing to make the other *suffer.*

[@SalmenTheSalmon]

6:03 Phil really looked over with a 'you serious rn?' look lmao

[@roastytoasty552]

There friendship is so beautiful 😭😭( I love how they didn't leave Tina and included her in everything)

[@chepacorina]

I didn't expect the mariachis to jump in im gonna be honest LMAO

[@ailinacedo2462]

Phil was so nervous while Quackity opened his present

[@atija9271]

I love Quackitys and Tinas friendship sm i cant explain it

[@-lizzy-]

BRO WHEN HE WHEN “AY AY AYYYY” IS MY FAV PART 💗

[@choliosis2551]

I loved every second of this quackity is so funny and the reactions of the band members throughout were priceless

[@iamaverygoodbee]

The band was like "I am here for the money"

[@Joghe5]

11:03 We just saw quackity and Ph1lza dance to “camaron pelao” be grateful

[@ReDead91011]

I love the dancing part Phil seems so energetic, also happy birthday Quackity!

[@maky_enna7541]

Happy birthday BIG QQQQ! but seriously I hope you read these amazing comments because they are really sweet. We all appreciate you so much! Thank you for all of the content you create and thank you for making me and everyone else, really happy. 💗

[@valorvex6683]

As someone with intense birthday PTSD and is currently struggling with it this month, this is very therapeutic for me

[@kaynotfound2872]

This is like a birthday party between three cousins who don’t like each other but have to pretend to or they’ll get in trouble

[@emmathelovewitch]

Worst birthday party? Seems like the best birthday party

[@karinagomez1212]

Quackity giving a grito is the best thing I’ve seen today

[@CatsCloud]

:) I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH I WAS ACTUALLY SO HAPPY WHEN THE MARIACHIS CAME IN IT REMINDS ME OF ALL THE BIRTHDAYS MY FAMILY HAS CELEBRATED IN THE PAST LOVE TO SEE IT MAN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL

[@davethebrave.]

imagine being the guy who taught me a guy a guy who actually watched this day and having

[@mariana0404]

Were you under the influence while typing this?

[@jupiter9064]

​@@mariana0404OP is where all the drugs and alcohol from the party went to 💀

[@Chibi__Nakahara746]

Qauckity was waiting for his 18th birthday to come, and the second it did, he ended up having have type of drink or alcohol anyone could offer, and to this day, they still don't have anymore drinks because of him

[@LilPulp]

when the mariachi came out i fucking lost it

[@Gold_en670]

The fact that me and Philza had the same reaction at 10:12-

[@randomperson4695]

Lol

[@zeepers69]

i’m sorry but this stream, he looked and sounded so happy. :))

[@jinx.1e]

TINA LOOKED SO CONFUSED WHEN THE MARIACHI CAME

[@pinkowie7672]

tina looked so confused when the mariachi band came out i was laughing so hard

[@alexgelman6515]

Am I the only one seeing this mariachi band all over youtube, or am I going insane? It feels like they are everywhere where I least expect them to be. Am I crazy or are these people some weird scp type thing???

[@criidawg]

Philza got Quackity a ROLEX OMG-

[@adrianhorvath6400]

Out of all the awkward things i've experianced, this is the most awkward one yet lol

[@citlalidelgado7754]

this was the best thing ive ever seen, especially with the mariachis. also your grito was 10/10

[@Van_gig]

I kept everything direct. It was so much fun watching Tina and Phil culture clash lmao

[@O410N]

8:26 Quackity did not say they love music lmfao

[@Mylenapony]

This was awesome Loved the mariachis! Reminds me of when my mother’s side of the family would visit

[@agostinaesquivel5966]

I love philza giving presents to his kiddo

[@retdc]

Ya know what they said "They'll never expects the Mexican Musicians" Wait-

[@Ma.._..Isabel.13]

If anyone is wondering what the song from the end is called it’s called “ no hay novedad” Hoped this helped!

[@Chrispyagain]

Tina was so uncomfortable 😂

[@ckarvex7584]

10:13 That timing for the music to stop😳

[@PurelyDevilish]

LMAO YEAH

[@snowsidewolver]

Bro really bought his own band- I wish my birthday party was as great as his🤣

[@JaundiceEscuella]

Bro I love quackity so much his content is hilarious omg 🙏❤️❤️❤️

[@artisticink9682]

This is the Mexican party experience in a nut shell LMAO

[@zsofialbert1229]

This went from 0 to 100 very quickly

[@Time_jam]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY 😭💗

[@Natasia15]

08:36 He definetly didn't say that they love music

[@littlekiller8287]

This was incredible! Also happy birthday quackity!

[@re4lfive]

1:50 "I'm 22 Phil I'm not f****** 12" -Quackity 2023

[@iUsagi]

quackity and philza dancing together is the best thing ever

[@delyra_guard1333]

Tina looks so depressed the whole time quackity asked to dance 😂😂😂

[@peachbunnys01]

The smile on my face the second phill walked in

[@Ghostshat]

Happy birthday quackity!! This was a fun and nice video to watch hahaa

[@quackicloudy_]

quackity and tina are good friends and it makes my heart happy 🥲

[@DecayedEmber]

I'm very proud that I share a birthday with Alex lol

[@painfullythicc]

Happy birthday!

[@realmuzan]

The fact they acted serious 😭😭

[@Walter_H._White]

I wish Quackity made the mariachi play "Negro y Azul" from Breaking Bad.

[@eringarcia2550]

The mariachis 10/10

[@Chibi__Nakahara746]

The second the music band thing came tine just froze for a whole minute or two

[@samstrom8796]

Quackity can be so fruity I love it

[@Ellie_a]

4:26 Quackity:I've always wanted to be a father Phill:and now you skipped a few steps😂💀💀

[@ashsslittleworld]

I feel bad for Quackity like he decorated and everything but only 2 ppl showed

[@ReynasVlogging]

nah the fact that quackity is actually drinking a beer just made me smile for some odd reason. Over here that shit is expensive

[@alyxx0_04]

beer is usually the cheapest alcohol after wine in most countries..

[@Nikki.yippie]

SO YOU TELL ME I JUST WATCHED THE WHOLE VOD JUST FOR YOU TO POST THE SAME VIDEO BUT 19 MIN LONG 😭😭😭😭

[@beendy5449]

bro hired a whole mariachi band😭😭 LMAO

[@Oxilaa]

Everyone b saying those kinda of jokes like ' quackitys the type of person to see a horrible birthday party and say : is anyone gonna copy that? And not wait for an answer' while in reality he'd do it and than ask

[@bi9310]

This whole thing is just a massive fever dream...

[@Milkumms._]

You have people like Quackity, who's setting up birthday parties with mariachi bands, People like Kwite, who's listing which Minecraft mobs he would fuck, People like Schlatt, who's putting his face on a blanket, And people like Vanoss, who's relearning how to play Minecraft. What a world we've come to.

[@SHcacti]

this looks like the best birthday party ever

[@flamoof7255]

This was such a funny stream though lol. I loved it so much 😭😭😭😂🤣

[@strawbewrii_neko]

Tina was sent back twice 😭

[@lanafield1490]

You know what's weird it's that quackity is one year younger then jschlatt even though jschlatt doesn't look like it but he's 23

[@xxadunaxx]

I would pay to attend a bithday party like this

[@katie_rooo]

this entire video is just pure gold

[@zelenka6984]

OMG I LOVE HOW PHILZA IS LOOSING IT THE WHOLE TIME

[@jemabar]

"D'you know how to strip dance, Phil?" - Quackity 2023

[@Chibi__Nakahara746]

Qauckity really just sent Tina back twice-

[@Bseaz]

now im 5 motnhs late but WOW i got surprised when the musicmen showed up

[@Bseaz]

i frogot the word for music men

[@quickityyy]

11:19 AHAHAHA ESTO ES MARAVILLOSO

[@holanosequenombreponerme2705]

"No mames Phil" AY NO JAJAJJAJAJ TE AMO QUACKITY

[@Chibi__Nakahara746]

3:04 Why does the music all of sudden disappear when Phil was talking about the presents

[@desaraerose4936]

Love your channel you are so funny and you gave me the confidence to be my self in public thank you for everything