I Just Got 100k New Followers!

[@aznskills90214]

Wow that "no toenails" comment went by real quick, but I definitely did a double take.

[@isaiahd9947]

I think they meant toenail polish maybe

[@ellielindsay8507]

@@isaiahd9947 nah, it's college humor, it was meant to be confusing and weird

[@ethownzbh]

I said "wait, what?" lol

[@pyre1738]

HOL UP-

[@isaiahd9947]

@@ellielindsay8507 oh lol

[@MideMK]

One day these sketches are going to end and I’m not ready for that day

[@aeonjoey3d]

nooooooooooo ;_; i knowwwwwwwww. i'm keeping my dropout subscription till the bitter end, fire emoji.

[@TheMinipasila]

Didn't they like just recently kind of comeback though?

[@gnomsrepnay]

@@AxxLAfriku bot, also ew

[@mawe86ify]

They aren't ending but has been turned over to Sam and scaled down. :0) Sam noted in a recent comment to a video that they are not dead and that he keep saying so. He took over the company and I understand that he had to fire all the permanent creative staff except Brennan. I suppose people will now only be brought in on projects as needed and sadly not have the steady employment they used to. The company will still keep going. Even now everything isn't backlog, some recently posted videos are about the pandemic that started long after the company changed. It is still sad that they had to go through this, especially since the pandemic must make things tricky. I hope that everyone who can signs up for Dropout.

[@mawe86ify]

@@gnomsrepnay Weird bot moment! Definite ew from me too...

[@mayafenyk7565]

okay the social commentary about how she went on about a dystopian society and Grant could only focus on the feet pic part is like so deep.

[@uinav7726]

It's the actual reaction of people who don't care about society

[@DJL396]

I mean, aren't we? The "we live in dystopian society" speech kinda feels like shifting the blame and unatural.

[@writer5790]

If we love in a dystopia then an orwellian society must be paradise. We live in a first world country and just because all the successful people you see are famous does not mean all people with happy lives sell themselves as a personality. People don't have to be famous to be happy. The problem is not in our society but our own minds. Anarchy is no solution.

[@Klutech]

Damar Laksono yeah, pretty much. Not much sense in admitting you live in a dystopian society and then use it as an excuse to become a part of the problem. The “build it and they will come” doesn’t work so well for attention-seeking social media addicts with nothing to offer.

[@travislyonsgary]

The dystopian part is relative but it was a accurate analysis of the current behavioral patterns people do to get jobs in America. Or at least those who manage to stay employed do so.

[@diramukana8768]

"You're only worth as much as your personal brand" Societal pressure at its peak

[@radnukespeoplesminds]

Im worthless rip

[@ohawwgeez3112]

That’s why I’ve decided to do an only fans.

[@diramukana8768]

@@radnukespeoplesminds We all have those days😳

[@minimalphilia]

As one I sadly have to admit: Millenials at their worst.

[@diramukana8768]

@Se A I agree. Their success may be fake but some people don't see it that way. They see happy people and that's prolly what they go after

[@-Offstar]

That "no toenails" really got me doing a double take.

[@pyro7257]

@ I think she did lol

[@darkithnamgedrf9495]

Salkafar what else would she mean

[@jayanty4048]

Darkithna mgedrf toenails not in frame

[@eksboks148]

I read this the second she said it lol

[@LuminousOriens]

I lost it at crocs ngl

[@kabeermunjal349]

I really liked lily's clothes. They were pretty good.

[@ervinm.5065]

Plus she's hot

[@scurus11scurus]

🔥

[@headlight31]

Them shorts though are really really short.

[@dawey8897]

Just say what u wanna say. Asian thighs hot

[@potatoslayer5963]

@@p6exe send 🅱️Ass

[@tiedyedowl8367]

“Because we live in a craven, transacting driven society where jobs are unstable and you are only worth as much as your personal brand, so if you can’t sell yourself then you might not be able to afford health insurance.” Damn. True and depressing. Best comedy is mixed with tragedy. 😪

[@seaneee8229]

chill out "deep" 14 year old

[@genericname8727]

@@seaneee8229 it’s literally just someone reacting to an accurate statement about society. It’s not deep, just accurate..

[@tiedyedowl8367]

Generic Name Thank you. I think SeanEee has seen too many Reddit videos... (r/I’m14andthisisdeep)

[@seaneee8229]

@@tiedyedowl8367 I dont watch reddit nor use it, its just so obvious, the world isn't as bad as you're making it out to be, stop consuming so much media, it only reports bad news, go and actually do something lmao

[@sweetrain9482]

@@seaneee8229 That subreddit is cringe.

[@fdp478]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: The ending: we live in a society

[@stephaboi]

SOCIETY!!!!!

[@creator-link]

Haha wow that is a great comment

[@leoncampa]

We live in an internet society. The rest is just for making a living.

[@lancelovecraft5913]

It's so truuuuuu

[@justinedoner8576]

Hi. I hate your picture my dude.

[@TheDragonLlama]

This vid could have stopped at "Mmm Crouton Salad, Yum! Vinaigrette Salad, Yum!" and honestly??? ...chef's kiss.

[@eoincampbell1584]

I could really chow on a crouton salad right now though no joke.

[@Maid_of_Spiders]

Honestly after hearing her explaination I low key respect the hustle. Gotta do what you gotta do.

[@DeanRendar]

I confused side work as empty headedness, and to all them, I apologize, I spent those free moments not selling, but swigging from a flask, because I didn't realize i was being truman showed, and you know 'college".

[@bluehedgehog123]

XD it's the old saying goes do what you gotta do

[@WryAun]

Grant's definitely checking out the possibility of using feet pics to pay off his college debt

[@TGMowatt]

2:23 Bitcoin and feet pics. Now I know this is legit.

[@FingeringThings]

People w 100K followers: Omg im an A-list celebrity now

[@nia.r5988]

Theres at least two people reading this comment at the same time

[@awebrank]

Bruh i see u everywhere

[@riff_panda3422]

Hello again

[@gsiya4023]

@@awebrank and I see you seeing him everywhere Idk y

[@whoasked7192]

They all deserve to be put in a room with no oxygen

[@BowtieFlumph]

This really captured the feel of some of their older sketches

[@jonsku6662]

"No toenails"? How does that work? And all I can offer are bare skeletal feet...

[@TheRumpelstinskin]

simp

[@qwertzuiku3t87hv86f8]

I had the same question

[@VulpeculaJoy]

I think it was in referene to nail polish.

[@GigglesClown]

I've had one ripped off when I was a kid, Road a scooter without shoes or socks and my big toe touched the ground when moving, just really fleshy under there

[@fudgyvmp3961]

Maybe it's a photo of the foot with the toes cropped off or the underside of the foot?

[@Mad1Lee]

So where one can see those foot pics just to educate himself about the cruelty and the shadiness of transactional economy and dark webs? Asking for a friend.

[@jjsquidbeard4831]

I fear the day I ever meet the person who bought the "no-toenail" pics

[@Nirmiti.]

That'll never happen.

[@zavesniper6873]

My wrist snapped by how fast I clicked on this notification

[@aeonjoey3d]

fire emoji!

[@GustafXI]

well, do you have enough followers? so you can go to a doctor to get it check

[@gsiya4023]

Ikr

[@dylaneverhartmusic]

That outro is probably the one I've laughed the hardest at. Send me a picture of your lizard, I want to see her.. I want to see her dance lmao

[@eoincampbell1584]

It can dance if it wants to It can leave its skin behind

[@LukeFaulkner]

1:34 why will no-one buy my fire products 😭

[@wilhelmnapoli4556]

"Toenails, no tonails" wut

[@OctavioTS]

If you want to know you need to pay her 4 feet pics

[@eoincampbell1584]

@ No bra, No Panties, No Toenails, No Eyelashes.

[@somefishhere]

Lily: jobs are unstable Also Lily: *loses CollegeHumor job before the pandemic*

[@ziwuri]

Also also Lily: *gets a new job at Dropout as the host of Dirty Laundry*

[@dsfpiuhasdf]

Last time I was this early pat wasn’t killed by trapp.

[@CmFive]

f

[@greenredblue]

An old classic, finely aged.

[@garrylove8955]

Pat wasn't killed by Trapp, there's no war in Ba Sing Sae, there's no monsters in auto-dale, there's no police brutality in America

[@benjaminrobinson7203]

The cruton salad looks unironically yummy

[@aviay]

Aha, she's planning to become an influencer when CollegeHumor shuts down. I see..

[@aeonjoey3d]

too soon!

[@Rentorock]

@@aeonjoey3d not too soon, too late!

[@soulsemblance3163]

@@aeonjoey3d wait is this some kind of joke or are they shutting down for real

[@Raky2427]

Its not shutting down any more. it just got downsized

[@Evija3000]

@@soulsemblance3163 Sam did a video a while back about their parent company dropping them (or something like that), them loosing almost all money and firing most of the employees and cast. However Sam was fully taking over the company now and trying to save what's left. I think the plan was to make lower budget videos and have the old cast members be guests instead of full timers. I don't follow his twitter so no idea about any possible latest updates. He also said they had a backlog of videos to post.

[@tudorjason]

1:57 - Flashback to Joey on Friends! "Mmm, soup!"

[@hayden.A0]

Her commentary at the end was a scary reminder of where we might end up, if we haven't ended up there already

[@christopherjamesbautista901]

Already happening in my country, most of us here resorted on online selling.

[@jevs.5469]

just commenting to help with the youtube algorithm (also i love the idea that there’s a market for crocs feet pics)

[@mawe86ify]

Liking and answering your comment to please the allmighty algotithm, may it allways be in our favour! :0) I'm sure there is such a marked in some corner of the internet that I don't feel much like visiting...

[@whiteskull1067]

These sketches are coming out when the general public is more 'aware'. I hope they somehow make a major comeback because this is a great time for these highly produced, and while sometimes off, thoughtful and self aware slice of life sketches.

[@AnissAoudjehane]

isn't it ironic that right underneath this video on my feed, an ad called "get 100k followers in 1 minute right now" popped up

[@keithruns1774]

heyy folks💗

[@browncube9033]

No.

[@nia.r5988]

@@browncube9033 racist

[@Chainsaw400]

Hey

[@buttersquid2798]

Genevieve Rutherfurd h o w

[@marcusmendesmontano7167]

@@nia.r5988 im sorry what

[@Cybernoid200]

bring back putting the writer, director, etc. in the description. I need to know who to blame

[@tessfishy]

Okay but that last line of the vid from Ally made me do this like guttural laugh spasm and I cramped my lower abs, I love them so much 🦎

[@shuvospeaking3250]

Literal aftermath of corona.

[@vinceatumac]

This some real sht about personal branding. Brilliant CH! 💯❤️

[@DullEyes100]

gotta respect the hustle tbh. cant even hate

[@sageakporherhe783]

Guys! KZbin stopped recommending your content to me and I stopped getting notifications as well for almost two years now I think. I just randomly saw your video on my homepage after I had scrolled way down the page cause I was bored. Anyways, I have the notification bell turned on now. Gosh, I've missed you guys.

[@FisforFenton]

that's gross I can't believe she sold feet pics, where would she even have done that at like what is the name of the website that would buy and post those so I can not go to it.

[@sundhaug92]

Incidentally, I was just seeing those pics on Lilys IG

[@IvanSidaruk]

Congrats on 100k subs

[@mr.jamster8414]

lets try to get this channel to 15M!

[@vishalmeena9095]

It has literally been years since I last watched CollegeHumor.

[@ingrownnipple]

I've got some bad news...

[@crains8087]

or was it yesterday? time is so weird now.

[@gsiya4023]

Seems like everyone saw the notification and quickly came to see the video and check the comments and comment anything smarter or just copy and tell ppl to leave a like on their comment if they liked something in the vid and thank them because now ppl have now provided them with the attention they never got

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Lily probably got her hair-raisingly high 100,000 new followers because her pink hair perfectly matched that pink wall she repeatedly walked by.

[@babydollface]

no toenails????

[@HallowedLight]

And your down to 100k views!

[@novadselir1068]

It never starts with feet pics but somehow it always ends there.

[@lolunicornsaj8907]

why are they being mean about it? i would just support her and be like yes that is what i would do too

[@SleepyCinnamon]

Love u collegehumor!

[@coffee-things]

Huh, I didn't know people that like feet pics would be so specific. Not judging, just genuinely kinda surprised.

[@sophietoon3113]

Congratulations!

[@cheeseandonions9558]

You have to watch the entire video to understand how brilliant is is....

[@diegowushu]

I get really anxious seeing them sitting so close ngl

[@chihuahuabently95]

A storyteller like me... Never a more true statement was said 😂

[@mick7909]

Bitcoin and feet pics lol

[@sundriedchill5518]

We may be in the Dystopia already.... damn those movies of future dystopian genre would just be set in present day

[@MikeDolar1]

That dress is so nice on Lily, damn

[@videakiapola]

I see you CH with the friends reference...Mmm,soup!!!

[@breadfan_85]

"No toenails..." Oh God. I'm getting flashbacks of that time I witnessed my mentally unstable older brother pull his toenails out with a pair of pliers.

[@pawansharma27]

Oh bullshit we have more than 100k people between any two points in India 😂😂

[@Gakid0]

that punchline snatched my wig

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

Has anybody else noticed Lily Du in an Ikea ad?

[@___Mac___]

Hope you're paying your staff.

[@seededsoul]

Yay new video with Lily...does that mean shes still part of the cast??

[@niikai88]

"no toenails"...well, that escalated quick. @_@

[@istormarts6078]

Pretty surprised y'all are still posting stuff, are they still ending collage humour?

[@Papa_Jopa]

No idea

[@DeathnoteBB]

Where the heck does everyone get the idea they’re ending? They were literally never ending. Nobody official ever once said they were ending. I do not get it. Rumors aren’t facts, guys. Please.

[@suckstosuck7605]

DeathnoteBB they layed off almost all the people who are involved in acting and writing these sketches

[@robinvannoortwijk631]

DeathnoteBB actually, they were supposed to be ending a while ago (like 7 months I think?) but they went independent instead.

[@chubbyboy7000]

@@DeathnoteBB they litteraly all said on their Instagram "collegehumor is ending" I even direct messaged Tao about it and got a response So wtf are you talking about

[@connororiley1116]

How are you guys doing financially? Is dropout still working out?

[@BiotchProductions]

This is great! I actually know people I went to school with who bought followers...

[@DrRiq]

🔥🔥🔥

[@j.s.3414]

"personal brand" is code for "I'm probably going to die from an overdose at a young age".

[@kenshinro7]

Tears and more tears just found out that a number of cast members twitter accounts said former college humor cast member or writers. Hope it's only due to the covid19.

[@negativeresponse9165]

"No toenails"

[@DeanRendar]

The sale's pitches did creep their way into the various campus quads when no one was recording anything, they really were trying to hype brands as people, thats where my reality realized Nothing was why I thought it was. And here we are.

[@nateszubin6310]

Anyone else think Katie would be great in this sketch?

[@TheJustAamir]

Yes. Please. No more Lily 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@bluestar3074]

RIP college humor

[@HarukiYamamoto]

I like that they all don't have the same type of phone.

[@d.n.3652]

I need me more Katie in collegehumor videos

[@micah_wong]

I swear, is it just me, or do y'all get those anti cigarettes ads before these videos. I get them every single goddamn time.

[@bifurioussiren]

yup. pretty much

[@RahmatGunturH]

I miss read. "I Just got 100k new flowers" ._.

[@chick-fil-a3980]

I love this channel

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

As a person who is older and doesnt understand all the quirks of social media. Wtf is the benefit of having fake followers. My brain cant find a reason why buying "followers" does anything at all. Im dumdum and confused.

[@kieraseestadt6569]

dang, so i guess Lily isn't going to be participating in the monthly office toenail guessing game?

[@LeoStaley]

2:08 phone is face down, and 2:09 phone is face up.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

I can't believe I'm about to say it but this was an alright sketch. I usually just hate on Collegehumor because of how much I loved them before like 2015 but shit, this wasn't bad.

[@leithgorias7067]

My first reaction to hearing about foot fetishes is "Ew, weird and gross" but then I remember that I like the shape of tight abs, collarbones, that little divot where the armpit meets the tiddy, certain nose shapes, and that slightly nasal voice tone that both stoners and lesbians tend to have, and I realize I have no right to judge. All these MFs out here fawning over blue hair and it's not even natural, but we go crazy if someone likes feet, which are natural. Social norms are weird and probably not healthy.

[@dsjgfxxkhrx4050]

you know I learned at some point in my life to stop judging people to get to know them better I still struggle a little bit here and there but I'm getting there and if I a 17 year old can get there I'm pretty sure you can do that too

[@cheegum6296]

CollegeHumor that was amazing!

[@DoctorFancy_SinceForever]

People always think you buy your followers, what about those whose name start with: user123. They deserve recognition too😤😤

[@paroperha]

1. Couldn't parse what you said. 2. Yeah and people who have variant of "subscribing to everyone who subscribed to.." or other "pls sub me thank" things are super lame too but maybe that's your point

[@stephsagas]

Lily's phone switching from IPhone to Android repeatedly in the middle of this video makes me uncomfortable

[@paroperha]

Went to check this... Couldn't tell but ended up noticing how the phone faces up or down between shots and breaks continuity... Thank you for destroying immersion aaaaarhhh

[@nickb816]

Literally got an ad for a "Instagram growth" consulting firm on this video, lol.

[@kattastic9999]

Bags of crickets can be pretty pricey though....

[@siesiehaycraft4699]

I'm signed up on drop-out! Three fave shows: total forgiveness, gods of food and fantasy high

[@emmathestonedspider8676]

I really like Lily's dress

[@omarrp14]

I knew a girl who had 10k all of a sudden and it never went up for like 4 years

[@ericadams11]

The Chinese girl is 🔥

[@scurus11scurus]

“send me a picture of your lizard” i can’t imagine that going as intended...

[@PickleSnot]

Are you SURE she said lizard and not liver? Because if so, then I am going to have some explaining to do about this polaroid I now have sitting here... o_o;;

[@scurus11scurus]

Scathed1 does it dance?

[@kat7215]

Crouton salad sounds great

[@Fershizzal]

Is that an offical Bobby Moynihan bowl! So jelly

[@bassemanden1318]

Amazing

[@ariffsulaiman5372]

Wow that last speech