I Kicked Myself In The Nuts (1949) by Silly Pete and the Nut Crackers

Debut single from 'Silly Pete and the Nut Crackers' from 1949. Unfortunately due to Pete's addiction to kicking himself in the nuts he had to stop his 'Sack Smashers' tour and admit himself to a specialised rehab clinic.
He left rehab six months later but was soon addicted to stretching his nut sack over his penis because he believed his penis was cold. Once again, he soon found himself in rehab.
-Healthcare professionals advise to not kick yourself in the nuts as this could run the risk of looking like a f*ckin' twat to the missus
Lyrics -
I kicked myself in the nuts!
(Shit! kicked himself in the nuts)
I kicked myself in the nuts!
(Kicked himself in the nuts!)
I was feeling bored one day
So I wondered if i could
Kick myself in the nuts
(Feeling curious!)
So I stood up straight
Put out my leg
swung it back in
And hit it right in the sack
(OW!)
I kicked myself in the nuts!
(Mother fucker kicked himself!)
I kicked myself in the nuts!
(Right in those nuts)
I dropped to the floor
Like a sack of potatoes
I curled into a ball
and hugged the coffee table
My wife came in
Saw me on the floor
She said "oh my god what have you done!?"
I said i kicked myself in the nuts
She said "You kicked yourself in the nuts!?"
I said "Yes I intentionally kicked myself in the nuts"
(Those mother fucking nuts!)
she looked at me
as I lay there in pain
she didn't say a word
then she walked away
I think that's the last time I
kick myself in the nuts!
(Gotta make it the last time!)
I can't believe I kicked myself in the nuts!
(your wife is dead inside)
She will never let this go!
(kicked himself in the nuts)
I can't believe it
(kicked himself in the nuts)
what is wrong with me?
(kicked himself in the nuts)
What if I used the other leg?
(kicked himself in the nuts)

[@billywiththebulgingbaloonb5105]

Silly Pete lead a tragic life. He had a great voice and all this talent, but he secretly struggled with a crippling addiction to intentionally kicking himself in the nuts.

[@Is_This_Music]

His wife got him castrated to curb his addiction, but he was never the same after. In desperation he paid to watch other men kick themselves in the nuts

[@stanislavtihohod]

@@Is_This_Music It is especially sad to realize that these days his problem could be easily solved with antidepressants.

[@Is_This_Music]

@@stanislavtihohod like everything else 😬

[@rexcatston8412]

'M***** F***a kicked himself' Caught me off guard

[@donsiwicki]

Mick Jagger wrote this song for Silly Pete and later on regretted it! He said it could have been the Stones biggest hit!! True story!!😎😎😎🇺🇸

[@Is_This_Music]

Haha Mick would have been 6 when this song came out 😆

[@Is_This_Music]

@@ShadowBannedagain 😆

[@70JavelinJG]

My father actually co-wrote this song with Pete when he was a spermatozoa in my grandads scrotum. True story!

[@FourteenWords-n4l]

Yous' are all MAD!! Lol.

[@ebf1957]

The Stones covered it when they appeared on Shindig in 1964.

[@rhpicayune]

THIS is why the 50’s were nifty 👍🏻

[@JasonDrMortician]

What a tremendous legacy Silly Pete left us

[@Is_This_Music]

😆 his nuts will forever live on

[@Starmadien2019]

I shouldn't have listened to this while eating dinner. Damn near choked myself

[@Is_This_Music]

😂

[@SteveWright259]

I sure didn't remember seeing this on American Bandstand..

[@rhpicayune]

OMG-mom and dad never told me about great old music like this 😮

[@Napalm.enema.V2]

Unfortunately for Silly Pete, all the kicking himself in the nuts left him sterile, so his only legacy is his music.

[@Is_This_Music]

😆

[@redshadowtheultimate]

Silly pete was trully ahead of his time

[@EagleCondor3456]

Jimmy Swaggart loved to listen to these guys!

[@heretoforeunknown]

Maybe it's black music. KZbin is uploading lots of sketchy and raunchy music pieces these days. If you have long balls, be careful not to step on them.

[@juliuskovacs5116]

Still better then the shit on the radio today

[@mohamedtlass3842]

That picture is legit! I have the same model of Gibson amplifier in my collection!

[@frug5629]

"The motherfuckin nuts" XD

[@TheCreth808]

This is actually a good song! Great Job!

[@Is_This_Music]

Thanks 😀

[@MyNameIsChristBringsASword]

Silly Pete taught me everything I know

[@WintonThomas-n2u]

MF kicked himself 😅

[@kryptism]

I heard this song on Back To The Future!😊

[@Is_This_Music]

The bit where Marty kisses his mum? I was too distracted by incest that i completely missed it

[@kryptism]

@@Is_This_Music no the part where he goes to meet George McFly and Biff Tannin at the soda shop!🥴

[@Is_This_Music]

@@kryptism oh yeh 😆

[@judgingfox4470]

This song has me laughing, why would anybody want to do this to themselves?😂

[@Is_This_Music]

Silly Pete had his reasons, genuine stupidity is one of them but we will never truly know

[@judgingfox4470]

@@Is_This_Music it sounds like he has a fetish.

[@greg33770]

Sounds like a hit to me !!!

[@Is_This_Music]

😂

[@redshadowtheultimate]

WHAT IF I USE THE OTHER LEG!?😂

[@FourteenWords-n4l]

The fcking description!! I can't stop laughing.

[@SwampDrippin]

This one should have been in Fallout 3

[@Is_This_Music]

They tried but it caused all npc's to kick themselves in the nuts everytime the song was played

[@diechaqgesellen9676]

We need karoke versions for all songs

[@thomcarr7021]

This is such a sad song.

[@Is_This_Music]

I know, the wife is such a bitch

[@thomcarr7021]

@@Is_This_Music Heartless

[@JoeDeCarlo-km9nf]

Yes, I’ve done that, but don’t ask how

[@Is_This_Music]

😵

[@saltytwofer]

You focused on making on a good song just as much as clever writing and taking advantage of the medium. This is better than OV

[@Is_This_Music]

Thanks, really appreciate your comment 🙂

[@saltytwofer]

@@Is_This_Music If I can ask, what program/s did you use to make this? I could make a killer theme for myself.

[@Is_This_Music]

@@saltytwofer I used Suno

[@kubabayaty6402]

Be real with me, is this actually from the 50's? I found out "Shave em Dry" is legit from ~1930 but "I glued my balls to my butthole again" sounds 50's but was released 2024

[@Is_This_Music]

Haha it's also from 2024. A.I is just a crazy beast atm

[@joejones9520]

wait; is this racis'?

[@Is_This_Music]

In what way?

[@joejones9520]

@@Is_This_Music im being like the left

[@BARDAKABRAMA]

I'm really stunned that there aren't more views of this song, the strongest cut from a superb album... thanks for posting it. Silly Pete was a rival to Elvis and Little Richard in those Angry Young Man days of the late 50s

[@Is_This_Music]

Thanks, I guess KZbin's algorithm is to blame

[@light-wolfred741]

Hahaha great music from back in the day

[@carissajb2955]

Silly Pete inspired more than one generation ❤

[@ostradamus980]

This is the Soul 🌩 ⚡️ Shit.