I Launched This Idiot At Maximum Speeds

I Launched This Idiot At Maximum Speeds
I always have a lot more fun when I can launch things out of cannons. I just need to make more money so I can launch at even more ridiculous speeds.
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[@ninjabeyblader7784]

“I’m looking forward to buying nukes” DangerousFunny-2021

[@nsb5009]

Na it’s always FOR SCIENCE!!

[@SinbadNaiver]

so, ur supposed to hold ur finger in front/ahead of the turtle to give it more distance/momentum. believe me, it REALLY helps.

[@slashen00]

was hoping he realized that when he did that a couple times on accident... Then again, it's DF. We don't come here for thinking, we come here for coffee and bad decisions.

[@Banana8D910]

It actually is supposed to be a steering mechanic

[@otakugirlneko]

@@Banana8D910 it’s SUPPOSED to be, but holding forward does help quite a bit... played the hell outta this many years back on armor games lol

[@stabakoder]

If you're on this channel for intelligent gaming moves, you're in the wrong channel.

[@ScarletFlames1]

@@slashen00 But here's the thing, DF plays stupidly on purpose... It increases comment interaction due to people giving advice and then the people responding to them or liking the comments, it all increases video interaction which in turn makes the Algorithm (caps required) promote the video.

[@pokerusfreak8194]

Tips: upgrading the jet pack helps more than you'd think, the soda just sucks because its the first one; use your bullets when you've travelled roughly half your height back downwards to always gain more than you've lost, aim the jetpack by dragging the mouse (I'm assuming he makes these with an emulator, its a mobile game so touch and drag) and aim them slightly forward not just up (drag is a thing, so straight up is less helpful than forward and up to gain speed too), and the alien requires you to tap (click?) rapidly to keep the bar filled which will make them carry you MUCH further and then launch you. Otherwise, just upgrade everything, the faster you go the more stuff you'll hit

[@Jon-rv9oh]

Really good tips. I almost beat the game with everything bought a while back, but everything is such a grind, especially in the end game. So I sort of stopped and I also don’t really play mobile games anymore.

[@Legend-py7hi]

I was thinking this about aming jetpak i reburft ones btw

[@Laminity]

Addon: Rebirthing is a MASSIVE boost. You get better items, higher spawn rates for specials and less drag.

[@Wogix26]

@@Jon-rv9oh wait why is every flash game I played at 14 now a mobile game with micro transactions

[@markmuth2498]

That was the longest sentence I've ever seen... maybe...edit it next time? Have some breaks? Lol

[@MRBUBBLES-uq3fx]

Despite how much I love this guys videos sometimes it kills me that he doesn’t notice certain things. Like the ufo when you should tap also when he picks up extra ammo

[@cretorial]

This was my favorite childhood game. It's nice to see people still play it

[@jellycheese3309]

OMG a kid? Did you turn out okay?

[@weinerpeiner9535]

sameee

[@isleepeveryday2490]

@@jellycheese3309 well i watched happy three friends when i was still a kid🤣

[@LordDragox412]

@@jellycheese3309 Did children that watched Ren and Stimpy or Cow and Chicken turn out okay? The kids aren't alright!

[@cretorial]

@@jellycheese3309 I turned out great! I'm a chemist with anger issues now, but I didn't kill anyone yet :D

[@wrath6007]

I like how Stardew Valley musics play while he's murdering a man in a terrible way.

[@TKKomis]

Oh! The game Gonzossm made! God I remember playing this. Just a lot of fun over all. Also you can launch higher if you shoot when you’ve dropped far. This comment was made when I started the video

[@cody180sx]

He made a mobile version a few years ago

[@zerosumgame5700]

I paused to bring up the history of Dad and his Chainsaw at the beginning. Someone CARED when they did this remake.

[@vesh]

This channel truly is "Dangerously Funny" that being said, yo voice mad calming bro

[@Reesemike]

Bruh why are you everywhere this is the third video I’ve seen you on today alone

[@EvolvedMonkeyGaming]

Always

[@tinnitusintensifies]

Festive

[@yourfriendlyreaper3596]

Same

[@Patoken147]

@@tinnitusintensifies 1) your name, 2) your pfp 😂😂

[@alifazriel3050]

yay..it's always fun watching DF in a math exam

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yyyyaaaaayyyyyt

[@alifazriel3050]

@@aaronsonger5582 huh?

[@theangrysuchomimus5163]

I don’t get it

[@avrmurray5776]

The breath that the turtle takes after each launch is hilarious💀💀💀. It's so relieved to have survived another launch

[@adhdphilosophy5572]

Watching him use the UFO correctly the first time, then never again, hurt my soul

[@coconutcat6313]

loveing the soothing SDV music and the pure chaos of launching turtles combo

[@streamsniper4669]

I don't know what it is about this guy but the way he talks just makes me laugh and explains things just it's funny and that's what draws me back to his channel every time

[@zerosumgame5700]

0:28 That's Dad from Chainsaw the Children. You got bonuses for juggling kids on Dad's chainsaw. Someone remembered where they came from when they updated Toss the Turtle to the more modern era. My blackened heart is weeping tears of blood over this little nod towards my Newgrounds Home.

[@LordDragox412]

He also starred in Dad n' Me, another wonderful and classic game from Dan.

[@muratkahraman8743]

16:16 "It would be good to know the altitude so I can time my shots" Me *looks at the giant up arrow nexts to the shotgun* : I know right it would be such a useful feature...

[@Ahlovendino]

Watching what I played years ago with DF’s calming voice + my stardew valley troll song I set on my farm = perfect

[@ellea7365]

I live for your videos, I’ve been busy with work lately but cramming in videos during the little free time I have is everything 😭😭

[@jenniferadamson3519]

Yes! So happy you're playing this one. Now I would just like an episode of the OG kitten cannon, the game that inspired all of these games. At least to my knowledge.

[@adammitchell115]

Kitty cannon, man the time I spent on that game!

[@neirenoir]

Nanaca Crash beats Kitten Cannon by a few months, but that one does not have any upgrades. Still a fun game!

[@Dietrich_Kaufmann]

Kitten Cannon lmao we old as fuck

[@jacksonkaye7217]

DF videos always make my days better watching them

[@dragondavis9301]

The perfect game for Michael Reeves.

[@titoepfx4272]

how

[@akurasubject9617]

love the art styles on this game, especially the guns

[@mayvalauvryar1590]

I remember grinding this in high school during class. I was sad when I unlocked everything and went past space

[@doctor_jose4207]

What’s it called

[@cfilorvyls457]

@@doctor_jose4207 Toss The Turtle. It was a flash game on Newgrounds.

[@Magicpaper1337]

@@cfilorvyls457 this is the mobile game remaster

[@Omnishredder]

@@doctor_jose4207 toss the turtle 2

[@LexiCat_]

we need more of this game, i love seeing you play these types of games. They're pretty addictive

[@MrBdmcghee]

This unlocked forgotten memories, holy hell

[@churrosmcgee624]

Him calling the goomba a peanut man is peak DF

[@juanolmedo4164]

"they dont bounce like this in real life so probably dont try it" probably...

[@BloodyMobile]

DF finally spilled his super power: "I have nothing but time."

[@saintboulder9453]

I'm so glad that you are playing this game. The longer you fall before you shoot your guy but before you hit the ground, the faster and higher your guy will go, so try to time your shot just before your guy hits the ground. The best angle for launch is 45degrees. Your chest bomb will save you from spike deaths, will also go off if your guy stops moving forward. Your rockets give you lateral speed best used right after something launches you or shooting your guy at speed. Anything that sets you on fire add lateral speed and you will not die from balloon spikes while on fire. You can have more than one nuke at a time, ( yes you can have 100 nukes) nukes also work like bullets, setting one off right before you hit the ground at speed will give you an insane boost. FYI, my record is over 5 billion meters, let's see if you can come close.

[@Wargoul]

Holy Newgrounds. I was literally thinking of this game the other day. The golden gun always sent them flying.

[@soloprotector4333]

DF you need to click as fast as possible when you're in the ufo, the longer you click the longer you stay in the ufo as it speeds up

[@Blahaj_Gaming847]

Or an autoclicker

[@LordDragox412]

DF is terrible at figuring things that go past kindergarten level of intelligence so please don't expect him to understand such complex mechanics as "clicking".

[@satgurs]

@@LordDragox412 huh, most people can't speak as fluently as him with kindergarten level of knowledge, he must be a prodigy

[@miked5647]

Wish he knew you can hold the right top side to speed up the turtle

[@null7415]

Yo I love ur vids please keep it up!!

[@eightpumpkin9625]

Everyone don’t forget there is a Df discord server hidden in some of his old vids happy hunting

[@adamjessop4063]

TELL ME

[@zombotany3443]

I love this game, it's one of my childhood games and I could play it for hours.

[@ahmedqblia7432]

“I just wanna spear three things with my massive rod” Dangerously funny 2021

[@CrackerJack-wl6lf]

Yo I remember this game man has the classics

[@DannielMendozakookiemony]

Great video, I loved every second of it.

[@jaimemaximilianogonzalez5066]

ya

[@Xv.nix-]

Ummmm you haven't...started it yet

[@lilbit7907]

It is so much fun watching you play this game please play it more 🙏😘😳

[@gregsby926]

He do be flyin

[@ducky5945]

Damn, DF - you really hitting us in the nostalgia.

[@pepperidgefarmremembers6350]

I love how often you upload

[@skillettttt]

You can hold down on screen to change the trajectory and speed of your turtle mid air while you hit things. Love your content dude!

[@chargedattack3559]

Eyyyy I actually play this game! Glad to see DF playing it.

[@samcrouch5046]

Lol I love these videos they are so funny

[@josephgoldsborough9138]

I haven't seen someone play this game in years. I actually completed the game with all achievement not too long ago, great gaame

[@neilso510]

i remember playing this game man i miss it thank you for reminding me about this game

[@pyritepanx]

Df always finds the perfect games.

[@DarkenKnight324]

A or d, left arrow right arrow, finger ahead or behind. Depending on what you're playing on. You can control the turtle to slow down or speed up to make yourself hit more stuff and cover more distance. Get those nukes super fast

[@Gooberguy8705]

Keep it going! You can unlock the shopkeeper to launch!

[@thorinpixelshield3951]

"Shooting animals out of a connon is a good thing in my eyes" You need help DF

[@alexishernandez5966]

Especially when your doing midterms in calculus

[@ChillingWMyFellas]

I could listen to his voice while i am sleeping it is so calming lol

[@rogerguelas7786]

I love his speech when the nuke is gone

[@GamesProject]

A few tips for you DF : - Try shooting when you're as low as possible. You'll always get your height back and gain some. - For the arrow type canons, just hold back as much as possible. You can't miss your characters anyway. - Try upgrading the canon, then the mine and then the gun. - Avoid automatic weapons (SMG, Assault Rifle). They have much more bullets but have much less impact. At best you'll be able to hold your height for a second. Single shot weapons (Hand Canons, Shotguns etc.) will provide much better results. - If you drag your character forward, you'll gain a bit more speed, which could mean more distance. - Small tip, on the shop screen, taping the bills on the left side of the vendor give you 1 coin. You can repeat that up to 20 coins. You can then leave and go back on the screen to get 20 more coins.

[@kevinpacheco8784]

Hey Df please continue this series I love this game so much I'm still trying to get the last items In it

[@sanchitory]

Love how df's words syncs up with the lipsing of the shopkeeper 😂

[@IshioRamo]

1- always hold the top right to infulence your movement more efficiently 2- Height usually give you decent speed so it's more important to go high than to go fast 3- Jetpacks are way more effective when you are in an upward movement (support your momentum) 4- Eventually you'll be able to stay in the air indefinitely (my battery always dies before I beat my high score)

[@cotilix]

That “hubba hubba” made me burst out laughing

[@linekings]

Let's go DF content before bed

[@connor-3455]

this feels like kitty cannon all over again

[@TheGreatDrake]

Roberto looks like a cross between Uncle Stan from Gravity Falls and Bert from Sesame Street.

[@lucky5725]

love the videos man

[@Cuttlef1sh]

Damn this man really just said Yeet.

[@bigpoggers6507]

Ring the bell in the shop for a dandy easter egg, also click the money on the counter.

[@OffiGameWave]

I just love this Deadly Promenition soundtrack in the background ^^

[@stygianrenegade]

Michael Reeves would love this game. 🤣

[@TheVikingKing125]

"Turtles don't bounce this high in real life" ...DF ... What are you doing in your spare time?

[@Gochen86]

One thing to keep in mind, DF... DON'T detonate the chest bomb yourself. It'll automatically explode if you hit something spiky that would otherwise end your run OR if you come to a stop on the ground without hitting spikes. It's a good way to counter at least one spike set.

[@TexasToast712]

I was waiting for him to find this game!

[@Redded15]

Am I the only one who notices the Stardew Valley music in the background? Its so calming, so out of character with the game he's playing.

[@HolyFuckItsAMEME]

Got that Tobuscus vibe from the art style. Anyway, I look forward to DF launching turtles from cannons

[@intensechocolate5788]

Hey dude, I got my first job today and I'm super excited! Hope you're doing well.

[@hoverbunny7862]

Woooooooo yea baby that’s what I’m talking about 10/10 love all the content

[@MagusDeathwind]

I found this especially satisfying simply cause I used to have a terrible manager named Roberto

[@boyfriendwannabe1825]

Ayyee..... this the game that I've been played about 2 / 3 years ago. Shoutout to Gonzosm

[@beefling5390]

Remember playing this for hours.

[@jhbfjgbg8358]

Its always a bad sign whenever DF says "I think I'm gonna like this game"

[@anonymousjr.1286]

Daily dose of DF's voice is here

[@JesseWinford69]

Who remembers the original cat cannon off flash games

[@JustDminus]

I love this game! But in the game you have ammo pick-ups so keep a eye out to you ammo because sometimes you pick ammo back up

[@AwkwardParas]

GonzoSSM need to se this !

[@KitoBallard]

Oh no. DF found Super Toss the Turtle. This is the best game for his personality XD Edit: When shooting the turtle (or what ever), if you time it before him hitting the ground (usually coming from a high height and around

[@HanjiZoeSnK]

there is a funny and useful glitch once you get hit by Goku. If you pause at the right time during the third punch for some reason the background continues to move as you didn't pause, letting it play out for a bit or as long as you want will just launch you super far

[@kurisu2003]

To get the best out of the nuke is when you are slowing down. It's basically to get you moving faster again. The best use of it is when you feel you are about to stop using the nuke too early can become a waste. Hitting any spikes or anything that stops you completely after using the nuke will just make you feel like you wasted your money and a good nuke. Yet play it however you want.

[@mystafox3197]

I would love to see you play whack the nerd

[@emumusk4554]

Omg I when I saw the screen I thought it was gonna be nice and friendly but when I get in the video UHM 😂😂😂 poor pixel turtle haha.

[@sillyxbox5984]

This turtle better get paid a lot for being the best turtle he can be 😢

[@noice3374]

Roberto dying in the spikes with stardew music

[@kokishorttail3471]

For the alien you just need to tap as fast as you can to keep the bar up so you’ll get carried further

[@anyproblem4688]

Pure pain when he doesnt realize that he picked up extra bullets and dont use them

[@hunterwyatt1823]

That art style seems really familiar

[@abtin663]

I like this game , plz make more if it

[@ducknan5229]

i died inside when he didn't know how to angle the turtle

[@JJmurphy880]

love you videos

[@mirzenny]

I understand this more than my Biology class right now XD

[@cccccccocckkadoodadloo]

1.always hold the direction of the turtle, gives u a lotta speed and air time 2. I always use the Bomb first to get height of launch and then go into jet pack as the jet pack gives you the most speed and then it’s just a case of timing the shots to carry the momentum. If you are like 200m in height and you drop below 100 and then shoot, you get an extra big boost from the shot.

[@Chillzzzsss]

Love ur videos I'm one of ur biggest fans

[@Banana8D910]

This game is perfect for someone like you so you should fully do this series plz like so he can potentially see

[@GojeeraULTIMA]

i love the title lmao

[@nrstryker]

God I miss launch games haha, Toss the Turtle was the best.

[@KilepsYT]

I was on cornhub but what can I do when DF posted 30s ago?? I have to see it!