Making someone a SANDWICH isn't COOKING for them. It's slapping two pieces of bread together with something in between them and throwing it on a plate (if you're lucky you get a plate). That's NOT cooking. ANYONE can make a sandwich unless they're TOTALLY incompetent and a COMPLETE moron. Hey, you got all the swear words in the proper context! But you still need to work on possessives and numerical values. THANK YOU for the story, it was enjoyable!