'I'll Put You To Sleep Little Girl' Footballers Hilarious Tweets!

Footballers and Twitter go together like Gareth Southgate and winning trophies. From Wayne Rooney offering himself out to Peter Crouch thanking people for not masturbating over his mrs, it's an odd occasion when footballer's hit that X. Scotty and Motty go over some of the funniest tweets by our soccer stars.

[@y-shak1489]

loved the vid u did about addiction jay

[@jedsithor]

"Is that a hat trick?" - that line from Scotty went severely under appreciated by Jay. That was pure gold.

[@scottyandmotty]

He doesn't listen to me, but I'm glad some people appreciate my wit. His loss.

[@krissturgess5217]

Jay calling him a tory for his ice cream 😂😂😂 crying with laughter

[@Steve-zc3rg]

Laugh so hard I nearly shit myself More of this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldmickymicky]

Fav pair since Jo Guest

[@andrewharmon9720]

Does he hold a grudge like he holds a golf club 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelinho7366]

Thought Jay was gonna say soggy biscuit was his favorite 😂

[@Zhekov11]

Pretty sure the Eboue tweets are in reverse order and people are suggesting these thing in his comments, so he is responding to them

[@savesutd91]

Great stuff, would be nice to have the tweets on screen

[@tomwarwick6416]

Already one of your most viewed videos in a while, should keep this idea going 👍

[@jonathanmartin4125]

Love you dudes

[@adamwillms14987]

Watched your podcast on Elliot Wald Jay and just wanted to say Respect, top guy! 👊

[@robtok1968]

Oh I'm loving this new tweet thing, I don't know what was funnier, the tweets or Jay saying to Scotty "are we doing this?" when he asked "is that the order you'd go?" on the 'mum, auntie, nan u.t.a' tweet😂😂😂

[@jamesf5582]

Another great show 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@evanbourlotos1951]

Who would have the patience to go through10 year old tweets But always love the show

[@Nefariousbig]

Why couldn't Wazza have bought twitter instead

[@LeroyLanga]

Sarcasm here on another level 😂😂😂

[@Steve-zc3rg]

Still love thyme tine🎉🎉

[@dessertstorm7476]

good episode

[@TheButteryBiscuitBass]

I was gutted when a blackbird flew into the path of my old Octavia a few years ago. Parked up thirty or so miles later, poor bastard was in me grille. ☹️

[@dodgysmum8340]

Shurely it’s an ice cream. Orange and Marscapone.

[@Taporeee]

Rooney Twitter is comedy Gold

[@TheMancalorian]

I'm a Bourbon muncher