I lost.

Coney plays some old Nintendo classics on his Nintendo Switch to show how he "still got it", but instead, well, loses.
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[@ballisticboo7808]

The 1-1 Goomba probably has the largest player kill count in history if you think about it

[@Tojux_]

Yeah, the biggest contributors to the stat being small children AND Coney

[@why3994]

asylum demon

[@jaydenhawkins8779]

Statistically it has more kills than any other enemy in video game history

[@TrueCarthaginian]

@@why3994 Lol not even close. The game came out almost 40 years ago and has been played by probably over 100 million people over that time period.

[@eridiumrat3671]

@@TrueCarthaginianif we go by amount of players and how long its been out pong or tetris probably has the most deaths

[@LeonMassey]

Shout out to the editor for the parry at 14:00 that went CRAZY

[@Raven-ml2iz]

Yeah it was amazing

[@punga6102]

wait that was edited? it was so smooth it made me think it was something they added to the game in the switch version

[@treedude4246]

Wtf leon why you here??? Call too see you though

[@reptlcicil]

yooooo it’s leon the funny guilty gear guy wassssss guuuuudddd

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

What the heck i didn't know videogame video essay man was a fellow coney enjoyer

[@astrof.3308]

betting on mario was the easiest 10k channel points i've ever gotten

[@StealthKey]

i remember losing 70k to a random poll lmao

[@Diamond_Aura]

Honestly seeing him try to play Zelda and have some genuine reactions both of “what the heck” and also “huh! That’s kinda cool” is pretty nice

[@IanZWhite00]

As someone who played this game for the first time only a few years ago and actually loved it to death, it really does suck how frequently it gets blown off by modern fans I honestly think it's aged better than ALttP

[@Diamond_Aura]

@@IanZWhite00 I LOVE ALttP personally so at least for my personal opinion, I gotta disagree personally lol I think ALttP has more polish and direction than Zelda 1. However, that said, Zelda 1 is still a very well designed game with a cool sense of progression and cool design and mechanics. It not only established a series, but a genre, and the ability to go anywhere when you want but still have certain items needed to allow you to progress gives a unique experience that even many modern games don’t present in such a seamless way.

[@adv78]

@@IanZWhite00 Nah, ALttP aged very greatly as well. Saying as someone who did not played this game at the time and came back later from the 3D Zeldas. Zelda 1 is a great game for it's ideas and is actually fun to decipher now, but ALttP has that polish and more intricate world and adventure while still being much more accessible overall. Both great games and some of the best aging of their respective platforms

[@hunbi1875]

​@@IanZWhite00 ??? Wrong???

[@hunbi1875]

I think every single zelda game that doesn't rhyme with zelda poo: the adventure of stink, has aged well

[@kadabraguy9846]

Yo that was a sick edit at 14:00, caught me off guard

[@LukeHim]

where was it from? Must've heard that countless times but I can't figure it out now

[@moldingthegalaxy]

Im glad we're getting videos out of random chill gameplay stream segments like this

[@yummynubs3646]

That 1-1 goomba moment is a certified coney classic

[@darkknightgamer123]

Glad the YT fellas got to see the 1-1 moment. That’s an all-timer Coney moment.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

14:00 love that animation! Looks like everyone's making use of little machinima clips these days, it's so fun!

[@NakedEndoskeleton]

its really nice to see coney first experiencing a classic and youre never too old to play a game but a 33 year old man struggling with mega man 2's basic mechanics and having to rewind is the biggest brawl player moment i have ever seen

[@colinsnyder4661]

Can’t believe he called Zelda “like Isaac”

[@SuperDrunkdragon]

Zoomer brain

[@-fv]

hes not wrong

[@christomanci]

@@-fv no kiddo other way. silly zoomy

[@BriamGzz]

Yeah xD That was SO funny

[@nachocheese2771]

bro when he died to 1-1 goomba on stream i was absolutely dying of laughter it was hilarious

[@Zx30]

The first goomba claims another soul. Truly the deadliest of all video game creatures.

[@NachoRuns]

That TloZ playthrough was really fun to watch, I'd be down to watch more of it

[@jiahall]

that effect at 14:00 was mad cool

[@ClwkInstnct]

Love your content so much, it’s legit all I watch right now. So glad to have met you at GOML both at the tournament and boat party! Much love, hope to possibly get the chance to interview you, as I have interviewed other KZbinrs as well. ❤️❤️

[@uniformofsquids1718]

I mean I feel like Coney might unironically like kid Icarus uprising. Sure, it’s anime, but it doesn’t take itself seriously at all, and I know that’s his gripe with most anime games. Kid Icarus uprising’s story is a fucking wild joke and it knows it. Also it’s an on-rails shooter instead of a platformer, and the difficulty is adjustable for each stage, so it’s literally impossible to suck at

[@GoblinsAreReal]

Coney could never beat 1-1 with a twist

[@yarsrevengerson]

they call him Mr Beats Games Eventually

[@StabilizeYT]

Everyone telling you to go different ways in Zelda made me think of “DOUBTERS: RIGHT!! BELIEVERS: UP!!”

[@kirby_poyo]

Coney's inner Megaman came out, unlike in smash

[@Ridlay_]

“Why did you guys meme this game? This is easy.” Famous last words.

[@Quoise_]

Og Zelda still good

[@contextsensitive8484]

watching coney get into the magic and joy of the original zelda is so magical

[@superboyok_]

6:00 the moment he lost

[@LuSiDious]

Not on the first goomba....gamer skill check

[@onlysmiles4949]

The "L" comment immediately following the chat moving at 3 FPS is a godlike combination

[@FirstTryFred]

One of your best videos if I'm being honest. Loved every minute of it

[@0_Cardboard_0]

inb4 the title change, it was “I lost.”

[@tas7018]

My streamer lost to the 1-1 Goomba ICANT

[@Olivysg]

bro loves mario but dies to the first goomba, hates zelda but beats the first dungeon without dying. what a cursed existence. 😔

[@fireballgx5]

This is the most "how many times we gotta teach you this listen old man" video i ever seen

[@5hyguy42]

I can’t believe coney is a good gamer. It’s almost like he does it for a living.

[@yinconscious]

Awesome vid!

[@Yuhara_rev]

5:52 my favorite part

[@castform7]

As someone who's played about as much Kid Icarus as Coney, good to know we have relatively the same gameplay experience.

[@castilater]

I ended up playing through it on Switch, with save states. It's kinda wild. There's a dungeon crawling segment before each boss, and the final boss is like a Gradius-style shoot 'em up. Weird game. Ambitious, though!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I need to get Nintendo switch online Plus, that Mario kart and acnh dlc looks so good! Also I wanna play oot finally

[@Greyfox641]

13:58 hella nice

[@jacobhumphries1416]

feel like coney would love og zelda

[@aji.n]

Lowkey like to see a zelda play through lol

[@lololopez503]

5:22

[@byrontheusurper6505]

"It's like isaac" why is that so accurate? How did I accually never realise that!

[@justingenie7214]

I kinda want to see a full play though for LOZ 1

[@Regis_Philbin]

"Oh my bad, I see, I misspoke, I meant I can't die before the boss, but then I can use my lives."

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I played the 1st zelda on here for a bit, shit's weird!

[@NonRandomUser]

Goomba > CONEY, we all know who the True Short King is.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

I'm down for more random nes/snes game videos.

[@jakeweller6024]

Mr. Beats Games has done it again

[@williamholtzclaw3029]

1:10 megaman megaman! Use the b button to use everything. There are 2 buttons in this game megaman!

[@NoLongerASimulacrum]

Coney out here making us lose the game

[@lancelee338]

I'd hate to be friends with Coney in kindergarten

[@gamma_dc8289]

I've never seen someone play wily castle 1 like that and it is giving me a stroke

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

Make the goomba death a short

[@zsasha2004]

Great thumbnail

[@Buttface]

That's MY streamer

[@bowserdude5998]

Bro wouldn't just use his other weapons in Mega Man...

[@famousACC]

fun cool

[@aurora_x86]

there's a very stupid jump in mega man extreme right at the start of wily. To this day I've never made that jump

[@ODISeth]

CONEY? LOSING? Impossible

[@RocketPropelledMexican]

The Game.

[@mastermonkey2472]

ICANT

[@thisisasupersayin376]

3:48 haha the robot voice calls him the female genetalia word

[@yacobo4397]

yo that animation at 14:00 is sick

[@emeraldgiss]

Don't let Alphard know that you died to 1-1 goomba.

[@nexonus9513]

Mr Beats Games Drake

[@bigkebizino8970]

Mega man the Goat

[@nikc101]

The game.

[@enkidurga]

this is why he's a commentator now right?

[@KandiKid87]

LOL 3-1 Shall remain unreachable.

[@TheChckster]

Coney not using Metal Blade makes me wanna die

[@PatcheelFtw]

When he jumped into goomba i yelled "TRAAAASH"!!!

[@copilots3159]

Don't monitors have LESS lag than TVs?

[@scrubpsw2813]

all true gamers died to 1-1 goomba

[@carson2258]

always happy to get click baited by CONEY!

[@lukemakesthings3144]

Shoutout to early ppl

[@quackkillerreal]

Isn’t that the second dungeon in Zelda Edit: nvm i’m just stupid

[@groudonmario]

Do you think this is how the cuphead journalist felt?

[@meat_monkey]

he lost

[@bigassgorilla42]

WECANT

[@junesahead]

Do you know how many channel points I lost that day

[@Xxblade17]

Ayoo

[@Ivy64_]

I think he lost

[@PKMNTrainerKratos]

Did he gift 10 subs?

[@GamerLMA]

Is the delay just him being a shit, or is the 30+ year system just that hard for nintendo to emulate properly?

[@crudalicious]

yes

[@snivydream]

Yoo

[@stephendonovan9084]

I'm not the biggest Mega Man apologist or anything, I know for sure 2 has some real garbage sections in it, but it needs to be said, Coney complaining about the enemy layouts when he's only using the normal shot is for sure mad cuz bad. That said, hitting the Wily 1 jump was pretty hot and I hope we get to see some more of his Wily stages. (in particular I'd love to see how he reacts to 4)

[@hunterculpepper1973]

Mario bros you suck at my first time playing at 7 years old I beate it with 1 life left and my two deaths were 8 3 and 8 4 it was extremely stupid that 8 3 momentum

[@xavierlehew6746]

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

[@scarletvrgames568]

I'm not gonna do that obnoxious "Day x of asking for blah blah" thing.. But I AM going to obnoxiously mention that you mentioned a Skate 3 video one time in the past every few uploads until its mentioned again or happens. I'll let MsMojo slide for now.

[@shanehill6329]

E

[@wordsilike2]

actual zoomer attitude

[@c0mplex_Ale]

metroid is simply better than megaman

[@castilater]

As a series, I agree. On NES, I do not.

[@c0mplex_Ale]

@@castilater yeah, but except for like kirby and mario, most nes games suck anyways

[@gooley9849]

Coney cheating as always.

[@MrKing_MC]

L

[@Quoise_]

Fake gamer

[@moofins760]

First

[@hunterculpepper1973]

Mega man coney sucks he diead also coney sucks at mario the easiest game of all time which I've beaten twice in a row

[@GoblinsAreReal]

Coney could never beat 1-1 with a twist

[@litningman06]

Inb4 title change It was “I lost.”

[@aji.n]

Lowkey like to see a zelda play through lol