I love Her. 5.60 / 6

[@garyseats1729]

Run!

[@Serefluous]

I can't run fast enough

[@nocapbussin]

The video said "I Love Her". "Why was this recommended to me?" the KZbin watcher thought to himself. Baffled and confused, and then, on the bottom left of the screen typed in bold letters "Sponsored". It all made sense now. "This video was sponsored. But why? Why does THIS video need to be shared? And sponsored? Someone paid money for this to be seen?" All these thoughts he thought to himself. Inside the other room a microwave chirps its ending siren, the smell of cheap chemical-butter popcorn fills the air. He rises from his old, stained, and clankey recliner to fetch the inflated hot bag. He takes the bag from the microwave and sets the it on the counter and opens the refrigerator grabbing a cold can of Mt. Dew. With a *CLICK and spritz of releasing gas from the can, the consumer of KZbin content slurps and gulps the Mt. Dew with a passionate and wanting thirst. He grabs the bag and opens it like a Yeti pulling apart the arms of an unfortunate traveler and reaches inside grabbing fistfuls of greasy popcorn and shoveling them in his mouth. He then proceeded back to the recliner, he looked at his laptop with a video titled "I Love Her", and clicked "Next video".

[@Serefluous]

The KZbin creator sat and contemplated the post. "Was this person content with this content?" "Was the self-promotion a detractor?" These, and many more, questions rattled his mind. Determined that a break was in order, he went for his leftover Chinese food in the refrigerator. He slurped the noodles and scarfed down the questionable meat cold and unheated. Accompanied by cold water, he drank and carelessly spilled the water on his floor. After gathering the rags ands towels necessary to clean the mess, a small whisper joined his descent to the floor, wondering to himself whether or not this was some sort of karmic punishment for promoting his video. He sighed, for he did not know, and then started wiping.

[@huntusV5]

ummmm 😝