I'm a Retired Christian Rapper | Rufat Agayev | Stand Up Comedy

[@rufat_agayev]

Really grateful for the support, yes the audience that night were soulless, it’s LA but when I did it I knew you all would be the real audience

[@treybaybay11]

Love your intelligence that shines through!! Screw the crowd you had me cackling

[@soeasyastonercoulddoit]

As a person from California, that crowd was wack and you are funny as fuck. I don't normally laugh out loud. But you had me literally lol'ing.

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant stuff

[@chriskim457]

Funny set bro. Good job.

[@ELEXANDERTHEGREAT]

My nigga you gotta get back into rapping...that Noah bar was OP....keep denying access to that meat 🍖 .. great set bro

[@mbealhighjump]

“Unrest is when you’re trying to rest but need the UN.” What a great joke 😂

[@jessicaevans2564]

Thanks for spelling that out for me.

[@icequeenspits]

I doubt the crowd got that joke on a grammatically level and substance level 😅

[@motaharehjadidi5875]

Can you explain the joke? I'm not sure I got it right?

[@chidiv22]

Barrs bro, dang that audience was asleep

[@nkwari]

@@motaharehjadidi5875 Right! I still don't understand it.

[@MercedesSteaven]

Is anyone paying attention to the fact he started pro life and ended pro choice that’s some high level sequencing get this guy a special cause he’s ready

[@rufat_agayev]

I can’t say I planned it but yeah

[@MrNeboff]

lol@@rufat_agayev

[@neiana]

​@@rufat_agayevwell if you didn't plan it, maybe you should get yourself a world's hottest chip.

[@rayedrama]

Bro killed it

[@of5606]

the guy is a pro- fessional

[@k1ngkeem307]

You are WAYYYY funnier than they gave you credit for. No one could ever accuse you of stealing a joke, you're one of one

[@avedic]

idk....I read your comment before watching it. Just finished it. And tbh? I felt like the crowd was thoroughly into it. His jokes ARE a bit dark and edgy....but they go riiiiight up to that line, in just the right way, such that I honestly felt like the audience was super into it. I almost feel like we watched two different videos lol..

[@barbourgirl78]

The basketball joke was not original.

[@marsbarsxo]

Usually wont even comment on these but man, the crowd was weak as hell. He was definitely funnier than the energy they were giving. It was nice to see him power through despite the lack of enthusiasm he was recieving. Hope to see more from him in the future.

[@twinkyunouwantmycreamfilli8297]

It seemed like they warmed up to him quite a bit by the end though.

[@MitchellBahamas]

agreed

[@zbsz92]

they always put the worst humorless people up front for some reason... i guess its because theyre conventionally attractive for the camera but id rather have the people with the weird laughs show up on the video

[@mjones6894]

I usually won’t even comment but “The crowd was weak as hell “ they were constantly laughing!!! You want to see him more ? Google him .

[@src3360]

Nope, he's mildly funny..

[@JahRave]

I've been waiting so long for someone from the Caucasus to make this "real Caucasian" joke. Thank you!

[@mkilic10]

Here for me the funniest part is, I am half Kurdish - half Armenian, and I also have the same nose!

[@choppatool]

his trust in his material is so inspiring. he has that "I know I'm funny" vibe. love it

[@rufat_agayev]

I took many L's to get there!

[@sakura-rc3ed]

@@rufat_agayevyou’re hilarious dude

[@jamrockkingmusic5070]

@@rufat_agayevcheck out Jamrock King

[@oyoyoyo7624]

💯💯💯

[@hamstersandwich9917]

​@@rufat_agayevi mean hey, you can't spell laughter without taking a few L's

[@ElDJReturn]

This was real AF. This is how I wish all comedians flowed. I like the way he gets into some deep topics but keeps the jokes coming fast enough that it guides you through a commentary.

[@redflag4255]

He really knows how to transition between jokes. Takes you places. Hilarious set all the way through

[@Maxville2]

He's got some super clever material in here! Really funny!

[@rufat_agayev]

Thank you, I graduated with a 2.3 in Sociology

[@Maxville2]

@@rufat_agayev lmao

[@zacharydouglass702]

You’re a great writer and your delivery was tight. Dead crowd. Keep ya head up. Great stuff

[@h_jonez]

This was much better than the crowd makes it seem, crowd seems stiff AF.

[@rufat_agayev]

they were, fuck em, I'm bulletproof cuz i've been shot before

[@ihateeketchup]

​@@rufat_agayev do you speak armenian or azeri ?

[@rufat_agayev]

PLOT TWIST - I speak russian @@ihateeketchup

[@ihateeketchup]

​@@rufat_agayev omg totally forgot about russian, it's what unites your both sides💀

[@AllunderHispurview]

​@@rufat_agayevngl. Being mean and disrespectful is gonna just put people off your craft. Start your PR shit

[@chriskim457]

I love the confidence and playfulness in this set.

[@oyoyoyo7624]

Same

[@rufat_agayev]

Thx

[@aaronmurrayvazquez]

when he said “REEESES PEESES CREAMER” i’m lost it

[@hg82met]

You're introducing a great variety of comedians - they've all got different styles and content. Some really funny sets.

[@trevorking1021]

Rufat, I don't know if you'll see.this but you sir are one of the funniest comedians Ive ever seen.. and this is just from watching this snippet! Amazing performance!

[@rufat_agayev]

I see it, I'm here, Thank you, it means a ton, I will save this for when I think I suck

[@trevorking1021]

@@rufat_agayev no problem man! Wishing you an extremely long and healthy career

[@palmerhouse3733]

Ha ha. Yes Rufat... He speaks the truth 😂

[@vedabriscoe3629]

I love C.R.I.S.I.S!!! Thats dope!! ❤❤❤❤❤ That single mother line was epic coming from a single mother 😂 Awesome set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@rufat_agayev]

Thank you

[@DJMcNutty]

I would love to watch a half hour set from dude. This was great

[@rufat_agayev]

I have one coming, it’s more like 25

[@jeshdhawan]

That was some edgy and very funny stuff. Way to go, Rufat!

[@Armcha1rwarr13r]

half-armenian and half-arab here, as soon as he said azeri and armenian i let outa big exhale lmao funny shit

[@rorygreen2088]

His parents got a wild story

[@lusesaghatelyan1168]

@@rorygreen2088what was their story ?

[@thespiritschild]

Ikr the guy was born funny

[@naraorujova1668]

As an azerbaijani, I loved his story telling! Funny and lovely! And I eagerly want a peace between us! A sustainable peace! ❤️

[@thespiritschild]

@@naraorujova1668 Same here :) Amen to that.

[@nickgrnr]

Dude you are amazing. As nothing more than a fan of Comedy - you are as sharp as a razor with your deliveries and originality!

[@rufat_agayev]

Appreciate the kind words and support

[@kevinli145]

This dudes hilarious!! Bursted out laughing a few times by myself. The UN line and the g-spot bit got me. Smart and original material, get this man a special

[@ImaginIllyar]

It's great to find an excellent new-to-me comedian.

[@Flumshid]

Omg. That last joke! Hahahaha! I was hoping he’d say and he did. Chef’s kiss.

[@silversurfer8818]

Her: Did you bring protection? Him: Ofc i did, pulls out a Hot Chip Challenge!

[@rufat_agayev]

LMAO

[@mkilic10]

We had that same chips in some gas stations in Indiana and they were sold with a legal warning (seriously), like tobacco.

[@domgluhwein]

Really good job man, loved it!

[@JuaniqueVerde]

😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is hilarious!!! More of him please 🙏🏽

[@rufat_agayev]

Hell yeah!

[@palmerhouse3733]

Yes, please

[@crawdadds]

It's so refreshing when there's true creativity in Comedy

[@rufat_agayev]

Thank you!

[@MadiTheMiss]

Genius. Genius. Genius. Thru and thru. I’m a new fan. Came here from a KZbin short with a live link. 11:11

[@MrBlackJesus101]

Gave a like for that UN joke alone 🔥🔥

[@jayjaydubful]

This was really really good, some of the funniest material I've seen in a while 👏

[@otjunior]

Great set! Don’t tell comedy releasing now but bangers!!

[@boldnbrash7028]

Ok my comment was premature. Youre so originally hilarious!! Never stop 😂😂😂

[@d.t.6072]

This was a lot of hilarious truth, nobody was spared. 🤣

[@fussbrain9161]

Just discovered but now I’m hooked!

[@acooltism]

glad rufat the goat made it out nagorny karabakh to bless us with comedy, real shit 🔥

[@yesitschelle]

The closing floored me! You kept taking me off guard with the jokes, in a good way. They make me laugh, then think.

[@thevisionarytycoon]

Definitely looking forward to seeing where his career goes. Potential to be a heavy hitter

[@ZoiusGM]

This set was good. The jokes were there, the delivery was there, the body language.

[@Lord_Retrospect]

"Unrest ; it's like when your tryin to rest but u need the UN" classic

[@lily-hazy8823]

The rams, the browns and the packers lmaoooo

[@sobekneferu4041]

this kept getting better and better! some great original comedy here and confidence

[@cathina22]

One of my fave on this channel!

[@regrethayes]

"But you need the... U-N" lol

[@rufat_agayev]

MUCH LOVE!

[@ramadjones]

Fantastic set. Confident, edgy, and subtle. Please show more from Rufat!

[@redomagnus4762]

Man, he is REALLY funny. Very well put together set… I’ll be looking for more of his work!

[@AllenInRealLife]

Great work my man. Love that you've continued to work on your craft. I see the growth.

[@tjj2040]

Man this was some really witty comedy. Had me 😂😂. Rufat you’re really good at what you do. From here on out, this is the only comedian I want recommendations for KZbin! 😂

[@kiul6075]

OMG! Your amazing set keeps on building momentum from the get-go. Amazing funny jokes 🎉

[@OussamaAbdelahBenhmida]

You clearly deserve a better audience! Brilliant

[@thegrind5273]

This guy got some crowd work man

[@rigsatron6931]

Intrusive thoughts really came out during this set😂 loved it

[@gavinmatts]

my favorite comedian alive

[@rufat_agayev]

But you mine

[@odar37]

Seconded

[@observantmonkey4055]

Thirdeded

[@Knobs_and_Ends]

Holy shit “choice hack” killed me

[@rufat_agayev]

YOU WATCHED TIL THE END!!!

[@DfkVol1]

That set was so good. I'm gonna play it at work tomorrow.

[@cameronkit4352]

"PUT A SPORTS TEAM ON IT" i literally had to get up and walk around I was laughing so hard

[@rufat_agayev]

I take it you don't live in NYC since you can walk around your place - Thanks for the support

[@loxslo7325]

He sounded like he was about to start rapping so many times 😂

[@thedatalab0]

I've got to say, this is the best don't tell has put on the stage, and this is cos for all the months I've been following this is my first comment. Please someone give this guy a special

[@rufat_agayev]

This means a ton, thank you

[@amberbeans]

Punchlines and delivery on point! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephaniecruvant9130]

He is ORIGINAL! EPIC!

[@rufat_agayev]

Thank You!

[@bighomieJ5X]

That "G-spot" joke was pure gold 😂😂

[@rufat_agayev]

Thanks!

[@bighomieJ5X]

@@rufat_agayev 👏🏾 👏🏾

[@MuzzaHukka]

I found it distasteful and unnecessarily offensive.

[@JH-uu7jl]

Great set. Clever stuff.

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

6:51 I've heard this joke before, but never told this well. Fucking bravo man

[@rufat_agayev]

Yes the premise has been around, but thank you for acknowledging that I took it completely different places

[@GraniteXray37]

Awesome ..... set man. Keep doing what your doing.

[@catalystwarcry8983]

Dude is amazing! He started with a pro life joke opener, and ended his segment with a pro choice closer! Brilliantly executed!!

[@anthonyreed1310]

This was one of the best ones yet! Confidence in every joke and I never stopped laughing 😂

[@rufat_agayev]

Thank you

[@soyestee]

The way I would have been screaming in the audience. Brilliant!

[@alovero]

can’t wait to see you going places rufat! your material is a riot 😂

[@2-_-B-_-continued]

Movie deal for this guy... great stuff! 😂

[@rufat_agayev]

They’ll cast me in the new Taken, doing the taking

[@ericavanesov838]

Love this guys haircut, very relatable.

[@harleyshaffer6253]

I love your set. I needed to get my mind off of things and you did that. You are great.

[@zackerythomas3675]

It is always great to discover a new up and coming hilarious non-PC risk taking comedian.

[@romelldawkins5515]

Ended with a banger 😂😂

[@Sf_dboy]

Amazing set!

[@assassindelasaucisse.4039]

Actual original material. Awesome!

[@Luluthecat-22]

Funny as hell! Hope to see more from you 😂

[@canbayar6993]

Türkiye'den Selamlar !!!! what a funny set ! Great pace great delivery i like your comedy. Please upload more stuff online.

[@tmaybee001]

So good! Also, I went to the college you're repping with that shirt. Super funny to see that shirt pop up in my recommended vids.

[@xapokalypse]

The God spot part had me dying

[@zodjenkins2595]

Really good set, I think you stunned the audience lmfao

[@4kryptik4]

Man, Rufat has some fluid eclectic energy in his sets! Stay packing bro!

[@Angyyyyy]

He's so clever and sharp! Great comedian ❤

[@dabiskitt]

This might be my favorite set I’ve seen in years

[@rufat_agayev]

Thank you, means a lot

[@opalcoastal-ld5kd]

This was great! The best laughs I’ve had in awhile. Very well written, great translations, creative all the way around. The Noah’s Arc thing had me busting up- how did most of the crowd miss that?!

[@Jojo-tf2zp]

You killed! Just like that blue corn chip 🤣

[@ryanlemley4866]

Funny as hell. Thanks for the W.V. shout out.

[@natbvm1880]

That was intense. Loved it

[@Sileonex123]

Holy shit dude, hilarious from the jump

[@rufat_agayev]

My republican brother!

[@Sileonex123]

@rufat_agayev that's one of thr best openers I've heard in awhile and I watch plenty of comedy...love never letting the audience feel totally comfortable...loved all of it

[@meghanmonroe]

You got it. Keep up the FIRE work!! 😂😂

[@ReginaldLouis-u9v]

Rufat! congrats man hella funny

[@ikulobiocha]

WoW !! I am so grateful that this video reached me ! You hold a lot beeing Armenian and Azerbaijani , just for that I want to display your face everywhere ❤❤❤. But also very smart in your jokes !!! Absolutely unique ! ( how can it be otherwise ?) The construction is so smart and above duality like you 👍 Just on the edge like a tightrope walker you display truths in a hilarious way !! You have an enormous talent !! Come to Paris France !!! Peace and all the success you deserve ! You are hilarious at a spirit mind body personal societal level !! So so good !!❤✨👑👍👏👏👏👏

[@loveandro6074]

Wowwww. This one educated people for real. I know for a fact most folks do not not know about the Caucuses. So good.

[@KG_BM]

man all the joke undertones were next level

[@gringochucha]

Good shit. I'll definitely be following this dude.

[@davario1988]

man this entire set was pure genius 😂😂😂. I died came back and died again 😅

[@colie9130]

Omg I’m dying 😂 this is funny AF great set 🤣😂🤣😂

[@DrewbiesDoobies]

great set!

[@anonymoussethian1323]

Man, you are great! So much fun 😎

[@bufordhighwater9872]

Not even two minutes in and I'm dying. Lol

[@mariahelizabeth_ent]

“…Petite”🤣 this dude is funny! I’m so glad I watched