I'm A Slime [to ashes]

Positively slimy, some would say.
ashestoashesjc
lyrics:
I slither up through your drain
Corrode all your dreams away
My pH is a negative hundred and eight
I’m a slime
Can’t take the bus anywhere
Everybody cowers in fear
And anyway I melt through the interior
I’m a slime
Though putrid and full of bones I may be (So many bones)
Why am I the subject of so much animosity
Even though I slither up through your drain
Corrode all your dreams away
My pH is a negative thousand and eight
I’m a slime
(And I just consumed a nuclear plant)
I grow at an astonishing rate
According to whatever I ate
Some people call it an endearing trait
I’m a slime
The saying’s wrong, it’s matter over mind every time
I’m a slime
Actually, I digest them both just fine
I’m a slime
Now it’s a negative million and nine

[@Ashestoashesjc]

You can pick this up for a dollar over on Bandcamp, if you'd like: ashestoashesjc.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-slime

[@xxwolf_96xx57]

"I'm a SLIIIIMEEE~" this is absolutely amazing

[@jekkiefan]

i'd still hug em. That slime is just too cute!

[@Ashestoashesjc]

it's worth the melted flesh, trust me!

[@dumpsterghost1962]

I don't know who this slime is, but they've got bars!

[@sxmuelz2005]

Ashe talent is immeasurable

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

Aw, look at that picture. I bet his singing's going to be so sweet and cute-- *"I SLIVER UP THROUGH YOUR DRAIIIIINNNNN"*

[@sagitaribm8566]

I love your voice and happiness 😁😁💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[@bunnyraptor420]

If something eats a tiny slime, which party dies first?

[@Ashestoashesjc]

slime and stomach acid start a committed relationship, actually

[@bunnyraptor420]

@@Ashestoashesjc This sounds like the best possible outcome.

[@baylabe]

Slime go brr lel

[@vivi-ex9vm]

This is nice, kinda reminds me of the “brains” song from billy and Mandy

[@lizzyrose787]

I haven't thought about that song in YEARS

[@Solace6428]

This is great. I've been having a pretty crappy day today, and this made it a little more bearable, thank you

[@wildcardsoul]

i wish every day of my life you had spotify

[@drainedanarchy2620]

You started showing up on my feed again and I couldn't be happier. Haven't heard your stuff in a hot minute.

[@alicelovegoodchase4759]

This is cute XD

[@thegammakat]

Loving all these clever spooky songs!

[@TurboBronco239]

"The saying's wrong it's matter over mind every time!" Gives me Bo Burnham vibes and I love that but I love your vibe and your work! Amazing song 🤩

[@Marwa-cn6kf]

💚💚💚

[@ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131]

I'm not sure if I'm just making it up, but i remember there being a song called stuck in a loop. i just can't find it anywhere on this page (I'm 99% sure it was by Ashe). so I'm just wondering where it went or if it even was real

[@animelover-wz8bg]

Omg I love this! 😂✨💖

[@trabajador_]

Incredible

[@That_Alex]

What a good baby ;-;

[@wynnt1]

This is a jam lol

[@bunnyraptor420]

It's not a jam, it's a slime.

[@wynnt1]

@@bunnyraptor420 forbidden jelly

[@hopefulzero6891]

Your songwriting here is impeccable, as always!

[@iamfrea]

FUUUUNNNN!

[@KGBJA]

Love this

[@skrytetemnoty7590]

sliiiiime

[@06okim]

Lindo

[@jstarstudios7110]

I LOVE THIS AHHHHHHH

[@animefreakshjo]

I've missed you

[@andyhu7205]

Love you Ashe, been listening since WEDH

[@BlazeWolf9511]

I love it lol!

[@weenis6697]

i like him. he seems like a neat little guy

[@sirwoeilim9649]

So what makes you wanna do a song about slime eating people ? 🙃 Oh lawd I can even see some bones

[@Ashestoashesjc]

What a good question! I have many problems

[@sirwoeilim9649]

@@Ashestoashesjc What problems do you have 😏, my good sir

[@Black.Rose743]

I imagine this as an intro to an adult cartoon❤

[@Gelbraddy]

THIS IS MY NEW PERSONAL ANTHEM

[@darianguido5899]

Hi, are you in spotify?

[@andyhu7205]

New anime opening