Brother, we don't need a time traveler to tell us things hit the fan in the future.
@jackdurden4667 ай бұрын
So so true..the earth is already on fire, it’s only a matter of time until it spits us out.
@ianando94597 ай бұрын
Fckg hey. From AUS
@lokithegodkiller7 ай бұрын
Saw the title and I knew I was too tired since the first thing I thought was "well that doesn't narrow it down, is, is it the alcoholism?"
@Codyjrt7 ай бұрын
This makes raking the leaves in my yard enjoyable.
@boogerman9087 ай бұрын
Are you in the southern hemisphere?
@ejokurirulezz7 ай бұрын
If it takes you 3 hours to rake the leaves you must be a really slow and lazy person and a nuisance to your neighbors.
@UltimateDailga127 ай бұрын
Thank you for the separate timestamps!
@JohnBeck-pb9xl7 ай бұрын
"you have nothing to worry about" I've seen enough syfy horror to know that's one of the biggest red flags going.
@braydenphillips42726 ай бұрын
Worst sentence to hear: I’m from the government and I’m here to help
@JohnBeck-pb9xl6 ай бұрын
@@braydenphillips4272 in real life and fiction
@mikodenai7 ай бұрын
The pinnaple design ain't for better grip, it's to allow the shell of the granade to better fragment trowying the metal cones as projectiles
@kickinrocks60557 ай бұрын
It's like hearing the narrator talk about calibers, "Five fifty-six" and "seven sixty-two". Different story.
@rileymcdaniel52717 ай бұрын
What I was thinkin
@rileymcdaniel52717 ай бұрын
@@kickinrocks6055not everyone knows about guns so it's not to surprising
@derpycyclistjr.19436 ай бұрын
Well it's not fragmented by metal cones . It was built to do that but it doesn't explode like that (though it does create more fragments on explosion). Still design remains in use cause it indeed provides better grip and makes it easier to booby trap things - it is easier to tie pineapple shaped grenade to a tree or a stick than round one.
@johnmcdonald2196 ай бұрын
I didn't know that, thankyou for educating me
@lxvwyt86556 ай бұрын
Ik ur not gonna see this man but ur vids have really gotten me through so much for over like 2 years, Almost 3. I remember playing the national park watchtower story over and over while washin dishes at my local diner when things got super busy. It got me through. I'll forever be grateful for that. Please keep it up. You help people a lot more than you know. Just giving us an escape as real as ur storytelling is so kind you don't even understand. I love you mr creeps lol. Keep up the good work brother💯💯
@theentityknownonlyaschad15847 ай бұрын
Humanity: “I am not in danger, i AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No i AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.”
@Big-chungus11087 ай бұрын
A guy open the door and gets spaghettified. I AM THE SPAGHETTIFIER.
@Feind19187 ай бұрын
You're God dang right
@motherfoca10007 ай бұрын
**chuckles** I'm in danger
@TheLordofBacon7 ай бұрын
Is that a threat
@Savvo55007 ай бұрын
MISSSSTTTAAAA WHITE
@einienj32817 ай бұрын
Perfect timing for time travel ⏳🧳
@Porcelaindaisy147 ай бұрын
I've heard this from someone else before but the way you tell a story is amazing and I'd prefer to hear any of them from you
@axisavani31867 ай бұрын
Isn’t it AI reading it?
@graceannwelsh7 ай бұрын
@@axisavani3186Mr creeps is not AI lol
@axisavani31867 ай бұрын
@@graceannwelsh could’ve fooled me tbh
@JasonBetsch-s1i4 ай бұрын
The pineapple "look" on the grenade is not for grip. They are indentations in the metal that when it explodes act as weaknesses and the fragments burst out away from the grenade as shrapnel. Hence the name fragmentation grenade. Frag Grenade.
@b00ooshrooms137 ай бұрын
Haven’t listened for awhile. Cant believe I stopped so silly of me.
@mechanism17 ай бұрын
Creepypasta do this to you. You'll never know how much you missed it until you hit play again
@LeeroyPorkins7 ай бұрын
Tune in next week for "Your Water Is Possessed."
@jamieeleec42357 ай бұрын
I had to search for your comment. It's normally in the 1st 5! Love it!
@cisummusic225 ай бұрын
Nooo Leroy! Don’t spaghettify
@hurricaneheather14207 ай бұрын
Creeps and Chronic and just like that I'm easy like Sunday morning. Thank you Brother 😊
@rhio-ohki61077 ай бұрын
Dark somnium is totally awesome also check out lighthouse horror n creepy ghost stories 😊
@CalebMartens-q9v3 ай бұрын
This is a great story love your voice as you read them better then most of the creepy story tellers out there 😊
@milentoshev84097 ай бұрын
Mr. Creeps coming in time 👌
@morris29707 ай бұрын
Ewww 💦💦
@whiskycharlie12b86 ай бұрын
“Detachable flashlights and telescopic laser sights” my BRÜTHER in Christ what in the hell does that mean 🤣🤣
@matthewgrubbs34617 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the dark tower, this was a great story.
@PastelSwirll7 ай бұрын
Legend has it that there are no effects on Mr creeps voice such as bass, natural aura
@tahltanhavoc17066 ай бұрын
In 2 years nasas project Artemis will have astronauts back on the moon but this time there’s governments from around the world working together and also big companies like space x trying to do the same.. the mention of project Artemis made me think of it
@The_Game_Juggler_ME7 ай бұрын
This one needs to be animated.
@LarrySmith-w6u7 ай бұрын
Another great one 🔥 1:14
@tordlindgren21237 ай бұрын
The cyclic timeloop is an opertunity to amass knowledge however.
@Alyathaean7 ай бұрын
Yeah... let's risk many people for the corpse of one... creating more corpses. 😂
@patrickanderson33737 ай бұрын
Yeah, honestly it made no sense. They should've made the son still alive at the very least--then the decision to go back would've made more sense.
@stevenmartens82986 ай бұрын
Damn this was on scary stories a few years back already, it's really good if u keep an open mind
@TheAmericanCelt7 ай бұрын
That last story was such a rick an morty spin off that i had to switch off. Loved the other stories tho!!
@Skulingz7 ай бұрын
Let’s go! Scary stories at work!
@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch7 ай бұрын
Awesome ❤
@jezibelle6737 ай бұрын
Perfect timing
@offendersofficial7 ай бұрын
that thumbnail is sus
@michelepruitt31457 ай бұрын
What does sus mean? 😊
@DaringDebonair7 ай бұрын
@@michelepruitt3145 sus is just a short form of suspicious
@kingcatmemes7 ай бұрын
Bros stuck in 2020
@MrShytown777 ай бұрын
Never been a time in history where humanity wasn’t in danger.. that being said Audios!!!
@katelynthewhitewerewolf63767 ай бұрын
This would be awesome as a movie
@robertgaines-tulsa7 ай бұрын
It would be better if these stories were in their own videos.
@Missy-yz1bj7 ай бұрын
Great timing sir you're the greatest 💪
@jackdurden4667 ай бұрын
10:08 Mr C, you keep pronouncing “Runes” as “Ruins” but it’s not correct. “Runes” are symbols often used in witchcraft and Wiccan practices. And it’s correct pronunciation is closer to Roons, not Ru-ins. Damn, 29:39 again, it’s not “Weapontree” but “Weaponry” or more commonly called “Weapons” and the pineapple grenade is like that not for grip, but to allow for shrapnel to more easily spread wider and with a larger diameter. I just can’t help myself but to correct this. Perhaps the writer actually wrote it this way? I don’t know. I’m done, I’ll just listen and stop trying to be Captain Pedantic.
@bigbabygodsaucellc7 ай бұрын
If small things like this bug you I can only imagine what sets you off in day to day life, just enjoy the fucking stories and don’t be that guy!!
@keithericson47397 ай бұрын
Just stop the parents from meeting and thus not conceiving the evil man.
@cardheon60917 ай бұрын
I love these stories!
@SudVids7 ай бұрын
chitinous is pronounced kite-in-ous
@youtubeconnollyfamily7 ай бұрын
So close to 1 million!!
@The_Midnight_Library_17 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/jISrg2qaj82EerM "Inquisitor from the Underworld: Curse and Redemption"In our audiostory "Inquisitor from the Underworld: Curse and Redemption," you will dive into a dark and mystical world of medieval secrets and horrors. The story begins with the summoning of a mysterious figure, opening a path into a realm of terror and mysticism. The hero faces an ancient curse, uncovering sinister secrets of the past. The battle against demons and evil entities leads him through dark forests and abandoned castles, where he explores ancient manuscripts and prepares for the final confrontation with a demon. Throughout this captivating tale, the hero undergoes rituals of exorcism, redemption, and faces the burden of eternal vigilance.
@susanhorn39527 ай бұрын
Story one left to many unanswered questions. Story two was deliciously scary. Story number three is boring...it's been done to .any times before. Wonderful narration though ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@ghostyyslife7 ай бұрын
0:15 BRO FESTIVUS IS FROM SEINFELD NO WAY
@bradyclark87507 ай бұрын
When is the next misadventures of a cryptid hunter episode
@dannydillon9977 ай бұрын
🙏
@andrew877153 ай бұрын
Pinapple grenade for extra grip... 😮💨
@detromaniac7 ай бұрын
NGL, time travel stories bug the shit out of me because that isn't how Time works. It's not a dimension. Any instances of Time Travel are alternate realities. Time as a dimension is just an approximation of significant convenience for math because it works very well to model things. Time is really more Rate of Entropy. More like a Force. One moment to the next is a matter of rate and trajectory, one configuration to another. If everything is really infinite, even if bounded, what you have is everything layered on top of each other. Stacked infinities. Or rather, expressions of probability witnessed at a local Rate. In this sense, future sight, is in theory perfectly believable. Time travel is not.
@bigbabygodsaucellc7 ай бұрын
And people who comment trying to sound smart, and just not enjoy the stories, bug the shit outta me. Just enjoy!!!
@msspacecake1217 ай бұрын
We All are Travellers Travelling 🖤🌝
@Clipdump84847 ай бұрын
Lol i love the misinformation, the pineapple shaped grenades are probs m67's (not sure) and the pineappling is for larger fragments (not sure)
@wat84377 ай бұрын
The M67 is round. It's most likely russian F1 grenade. It's very common. The pattern is for grip
@jacksonschwarte7 ай бұрын
@@wat8437You are correct that the m67 is round. They did not specify the type of grenade but the American "pineapple" grenade and the Russian F1 grenade which is based on the French F1 grenade are textured so that when they explode they shoot metal fragments everywhere. The goal is to greatly wound as many enemies as possible in the blast radius. Grenades are not textured for grip.
@sharonkayboone70437 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤
@ghostlychannel35877 ай бұрын
3 + hour story while I work?? Don’t mind if I do
@That_one-guy1927 ай бұрын
46:07 fucking campers.
@JaniyaNicole574 ай бұрын
The first part reminds me of Corpse Party
@jadesaber996 ай бұрын
I'm sorry "weapontree?"
@PaulyDTheKiwi7 ай бұрын
Weapontree hahaha 🤣
@edward67156 ай бұрын
Come find me when you wake up!
@shraken_of_darktide90666 ай бұрын
The old school grenades from Vietnam and World War II from the Allies at least the United States anyways looked the way it looked for the fragmentation pattern it had nothing to do with the grip while throwing it
@johnmcdonald2196 ай бұрын
I thought this was going to end with the Biden administration winning the eleftion 😂
@Kimmayyy._.7 ай бұрын
Clutch timing fr
@DrinkingGMR5 ай бұрын
Sorry tldl, but just looking at the thumbnail I have to ask, are Heaven and hell in different time zones?
@h1ckjam3s7 ай бұрын
MR CREEPS FTW!!!
@Ya-bh5lc7 ай бұрын
it gave me aids wen he say the “pineapple for extra grip”😭😭😭😭
@texasallstar69697 ай бұрын
Is this all one story why is this 3 hours long ?
@sharonkeever92137 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@snarevox2 ай бұрын
lol @ "weapondry"
@thisisus.5047 ай бұрын
Im not a time traveller and I know we are f*cked.
@carloscontreras32097 ай бұрын
I clicked on this so fast thinking it was a text from someone 😅😭🤣
@jennytells11236 ай бұрын
Among us thumbnail in 2024?
@fatio63977 ай бұрын
Sounds real Jehovah Witnessy to me
@happymonkey4207 ай бұрын
✌🏻🐵✌🏻
@sniper14445 ай бұрын
Damn I was excited about this but the narrator ugh
@robayetislam36887 ай бұрын
Imposter
@Silently_lurks_beneath7 ай бұрын
Sigh. Another night of repeats.
@MM-M134M46 ай бұрын
Mono tone. C’mon Stretch the words out a little more. Sucks.