I'm Actually So Big Brain It Hurts..

Today we're back with another banger video as I take on ranked 1v1 again and start to predict the future play by play, leading to my inevitable victory in the process..?!
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[@CJRadioStation]

Few months ago I left a comment under a previous video saying that I hit a rough patch and your videos are the only thing keeping me going. I persevered and I’m doing A-LOT better now, thanks retals for all the entertaining videos. Bless you and your family man

[@Retals]

My guy 🫶

[@drakhri]

"I hate tall people, you guys all think you're the shit." This is the best short joke I've heard all year. 😆

[@forloco6508]

He’s not wrong tho, i knew this kid in high school that was 6’9 and he was absolutely full of himself

[@heckinboneboi6634]

wouldnt be a retals vid without him throwing shade at his fanbase lmfao

[@superxtreme1589]

20:52 daaaamn retals with the mawkzy flicks

[@MrDilwo]

Why not just set up some private 1v1 lobbies? That way you can schedule things and don't have to rely on queue times. I think people would like to see 3 games of you vs Appjack/FK/Dan/Arsenal/Flitz or whoever you can get. Could even do comms with them and people would eat that up.

[@mastac5758]

Private 1v1 = 100% trolling

[@sunrise.3008]

@@mastac5758but that’s funny though

[@PedroPascoaPedro]

"And he tweeted that, out loud" -slater

[@the_Wolf_directly]

My guy patted himself on the back mid flip reset what 😅

[@jbz104]

retals visibly having fun playing rocket league is just the best rocket league content there is

[@TheLouzer_]

I love how he says "any top-100 1s player always knows about how much boost their opponent has" in the same video where he already previously had said something along the lines of "I thought he was out of boost". lol ;P

[@hectortaylor1400]

I feel like we've all watched you grow into a man Retals. Love you buckets king

[@fleshedits9531]

Yeah a five foot nine man

[@quota4eva]

@@fleshedits9531you still 5’6 lol u was the shortest in our summer camp

[@DavidPerez-mk2lj]

Gay

[@SeanWithaFada]

@@DavidPerez-mk2lj no need to announce yourself

[@IllumiPlays]

Love you retals hope your staying healthy mentally love watching the team play. Love the uploads have a good day.

[@blakeoberbroeckling6306]

Slater just PIECED Bemmz out for the final goal of game one

[@ryanmunn8870]

"I'm gonna put it on the screen right now" doesn't put it on😭 jk we love you mr slater

[@utsu_hu]

15:26 me watching retals saying that while eating and laughing at him 🤣

[@CanWeBike]

I've watched a lot of Retals' videos, and this was the most entertaining.

[@tethiusgames5808]

The banter is class retals

[@xGORTHAURx]

Freestyler here, I don’t usually watch competitive RL but I just wanted to say as far as RL raw gameplay videos, you are one of if not the best. Keep up the good work man

[@MrTTUStudent]

My man is getting punch drunk in this one. Love it.

[@SkilzFn]

'"' it's appjack i get slammed" LMAAOO Bro had me dead

[@keyysmh]

My friend and I watch your vids religiously, I'm 5'8 and he's 6'3, you got some variety in your viewers dude

[@Davin-de7px]

you have such a good vibe man 😂

[@sebastianmolina5429]

Bro slater you’re so funny I love you. Your videos are the best to watch while having lunch

[@ItsaStev1997]

love your progress retals 13k hours sheesh the years have gone by

[@davidacevedo591]

I am 6'3", single, and have very little worth. Life has made me humble... and your videos make me laugh :) Now go dominate RLCS, good Sir

[@cybersausage6337]

yo you played insane the other day slater good shit

[@nicholasferguson1443]

Solo q ranked Retals with commentary, 3 games is the gold format for videos!

[@donore3227]

That pogo musty....🔥🔥🔥

[@firerossi_rl]

16:29 only time ive heard da- i mean retals score

[@acron7559]

Ending lol

[@davidreimer6843]

Jeeez that pogo musty🥵🥵

[@rohansonawane1014]

He's the real inspiration for keeping up with rocket league

[@buckleyourseatbelt0982]

yooo new retals vid

[@Matheus-qv7yw]

GOAT AS ALWAYS

[@skyzmusic_]

20:53 i legit pulled the same face lmao

[@darkcully]

Retals making me wish I wasn’t 6’3”

[@JustPlaneStupid69]

lmfao bro, your tangent about tall people had me dead. i'm not SUPER tall but i'm above average height. don't worry man i don't get laid either, my height can't compensate for the autism. the ladies be like "i love a man who is passionate about his interests" until my interests turn out to be AIRPLANES FROM 1930 THROUGH 1955 and all of a sudden "passionate" turns into a bad thing

[@savagelol]

Retals is slowly becoming him

[@FieroWipeout]

6'4" here and I watch every single video you upload! Cheers bro!

[@xPriorZz]

love you!

[@yournamehere2617]

New pogo reel

[@DavidPerez-mk2lj]

I really loved the last game

[@rhking2080]

Did retalz just become zen in that second game

[@pugbutt21]

Listen, I’m 5’11” and a quarter

[@sidular3149]

As a tall person that actually did 5 sports growing up, I hate being tall. Can never buy shirts that fit me. Good thing I like baggy clothes I guess cause I always have to buy one or two sizes larger. Be thankful you’re short, or normal height. Being 6’4 ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

[@aus_huayra500_3]

I feel personally attacked Retals. I am 6’4 tall and I can prove it if you need. I’m not a charmer but that is my real height. Respect it my g

[@Resurrectt]

i love retals

[@danbrown2813]

6’3” reporting in for the daily upload

[@bschi11]

would you consider 6’ tall?

[@firefly_933]

2:48 retals is this never going to be transparent, for shame psyonix.

[@calebbaldwin357]

Yo @7:05 my guy has a rap career if he gets sick of 1v1s

[@_ShadeX]

Nothing wrong with being a short king retals. Being tall kinda sucks don’t worry 😂

[@dubdub9747]

One of those days eh? :D

[@Reissaar]

We tall people have bad knees anyways.

[@BullEnergy1885]

6’3 195 lean slater 😂

[@thekuuu]

great video. Why you hate on us tall people lol

[@chadmoberly7044]

14:45 I'm offended... 💙

[@Rennat_Prime]

Moberly MO?

[@chadmoberly7044]

@@Rennat_Prime haha no but now I know there’s a city with my last name 😎

[@Rennat_Prime]

@chadmoberly7044 Nice! I went to college in Moberly, so I thought I'd ask. Stay Warm!

[@chadmoberly7044]

@@Rennat_Prime aaaye cool cool, you as well! ⚽🚙

[@timtsang3212]

15:09 bro hates himself(he's 6'11)

[@NathanWojo]

bro lost 0% of his viewership by shitting on tall people

[@delk82]

I'm 6'4" and awesome

[@dovcru6438]

u da best

[@spencerguffey5078]

the shape of the actual car (Fennec) fits the hitbox better than the shape of the octane. fennec is better.

[@astnriquez6184]

lil man so mad about tall people 😭

[@prodbyryan3783]

i love retals' rant about how he hates tall people (im 6'5 btw)

[@sethharker4155]

Actually 6’7 played rl (gc) (handsome) (going to uni) great soccer player (can dunk in basketball)

[@Detains]

Not first, but best. Suck it everyone else!

[@emuchow]

What did we do to you? Not all of us are chads 😂

[@kellyduncan9459]

I will never flex my height I’m 4’2”

[@darksword3131]

6'2 1/2 but if you round then yeah :)

[@matthewlambert3133]

6'8" wasnt popular kinda bullied but am good looking lol

[@Samarrr04]

178 here dw bruv ain't nth keeping us short kings from being a chad, much love

[@CheeseCakes_Own]

lmao im only 6'2 former Military if that counts XD

[@cainproducedit]

im literally crying lmao, im 6'6 and i do think im the shit LMAO i feel attacked slater...

[@ImShelly.]

Jokes on you Retals, I'm 6'3

[@paulthat6969]

6’4 here

[@daltanwitten405]

I'm 6' 1" 270 ex military if that helps 😂

[@matthew713]

I mean like, 5'10 rounds up though no???

[@user-ff3zt4ir4o]

Who has the discord Ive been looking for months

[@Advitss]

6.4 🙂

[@Rdefect]

Next vid say ladies with gentle hands

[@luukbooijink8458]

As a tall, handsome, sportive and humble guy I can say im not surprised by your hate for tall guys. We hate short people aswell

[@jigair9808]

No need to get upset that your short slater

[@jordan9604]

Doing an awful lot of talking from way down there 😂❤ 6'2"... 4 sports in hs.. I am very humble, but have no motivation to go out and get a life now. Peaked in hs :/

[@W1llBradRL]

I’m actually 6’4” super attractive humble played 5 sports in high school college and pro

[@kasparkirschbaum7588]

Why did he say: There is not a single one watching that is smaller than me. Ok, there might be one. Really a weird thing to say.

[@cmlr22]

I love how im C2 and never met slater before but im in his head cuz im 6'5 and a former college athlete in 2 sports😂

[@RyanDeen-sv4jn]

I would love to 1v1 you an jack on keyboard an mouse Deenfam05

[@chickenslayer8981]

Im 5'10 though 😭

[@Innane]

How come no one is pointing out that nasty pogo musty at 8:14

[@axiatrix]

probably because the musty was absolutely fucking terrible. I could get more power with my pussy.

[@mastac5758]

Editor: music too loud

[@eddie2sweaty]

you're fucking hilarious

[@vibe-ry6mb]

Im 6'5 all good tho

[@vibe-ry6mb]

(I'm 5'10)

[@ShaShaSha534]

Retals, just Queue EU! It'll help the 1's big time, regardless of ping.

[@SkywalkerGameplay]

I'm 6'7, play D1 basketball, got carried to diamond by my GC younger brother. :)

[@user-gk3xd4px1s]

i want you to know i only played three sports in high school slater.....

[@scooty11]

you would’ve won game 3 if you were 6ft

[@christiannunez1717]

Anyone know how tall retals is? I’m curious after all that tall guys shit

[@nolanbryant818]

I'm 6'3 retals just fyi

[@keydroh]

im 6’8 and 12 and play 8 sports and my parents are rich

[@4oho361]

Why don’t you q eu servers for ones

[@sethharker4155]

His connection would be ahh

[@4oho361]

@@sethharker4155 ikbut if you can’t find an games it’s the next best thing ayyjayy does it too for his vids

[@BiggusBenjamin]

I'm a 6'7" rugby player, thanks for asking