I'M AN ANGRY LITTLE CRAB MAN | GORN

I have crabs.... NO I mean I AM a Crab..... just watch more GORN
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[@cookiedough2535]

5:49 Jack: "Wait are you still alive?!" Nearly dead person: " *YES* "

[@benmoorlag4873]

XD Sounds like he says ‘’Jup!’’

[@lancecurry7538]

*YEP!*

[@autisticgamer24]

He must be in pain, not

[@jenga__51]

Jack: *Plays Gorn* Lamp: *Ah shit, here we go again.*

[@carlweir3450]

Lol

[@saltygingerjpeg3766]

Jenga Nebu lamp has ptsd Vietnam flashbacks

[@themilkguy9572]

hehe kek

[@borkloll]

yes.

[@legomaster3237]

L

[@chilledd3vil83]

Sean: "oooh I got a wibble wobble" Sean's next door neighbors: "Is that what he calls it"

[@kithhy]

Chilled out Gamer 😆😂🤣

[@sleepyssad5064]

lmao heheheheheh

[@Nikko_no_Tabi]

I'm just hearing Squidward saying it.

[@Timotheuster]

Jack: **Tells bad joke** **Looks up at audience expecting them to laugh** Emperor (Or whatever he is): "Perhaps you are just too dumb to understand" Jack: "HEY!*

[@moofe4274]

yep!

[@LamboGamer3464]

BUT MOM! I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TODAY! 😂😂

[@sandra-hh8fq]

*Jack: I DON'T LIKE VIOLENCE!* *Jack at the same time: *says that as chops bodies**

[@kriticalkayd]

SCP - You're like count.

[@lancecurry7538]

*JACKSEPTICEYE:* Guys, it's not my decision! I hate violence! But I'd be lying to you if I didn't say it wasn't fun! _(All the while chopping people up.)_

[@glumboflumbo]

@ky laa This is like, the entire plot of Devil Man Cry Baby

[@lancecurry7538]

@@glumboflumbo | I hate that anime. There are a lot of anime I like, but that's not one of them.

[@qtulhoo]

"MURDER DISPLEASES ME!" -John Kramer, Saw 4

[@L.A.M.B_B4]

No one: Absolutely no one: Bryan dechart: I have crabs.

[@justabiscuit1794]

I really didn't have to see that profile picture

[@zlikurac13]

Kha akali? Yes it is

[@zombieslayer02gjustzombies85]

Exactly what i first thought while not watching this video

[@sorren150]

First thing I thought of when I saw the title/thumbnail lol

[@L.A.M.B_B4]

@@justabiscuit1794 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lexi_hana]

Welcome back to *GOOORRRNNNN!* Sean's neighbours: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@pasdor9936]

Hana Xx when they hear that they have to hide under the tables in the centre of the room, they still get fist thru their walls

[@lexi_hana]

@@pasdor9936 They have to replace their walls every VR video

[@pasdor9936]

Hana Xx he edits out the screaming when he punches its subtle but watch closely you’ll see it

[@KohiChilly]

But wait, what if he doesn’t have neighours?

[@Drenamow]

lmfao this comment got me good

[@CaptnRio]

Make yourself super tiny with the high damage, low gravity and all that and GO FOR THEIR ANKLES!!!

[@Soul-jo4mn]

6:45 Sean in his true form *Hits whiteboard *CRAB*

[@king_fuffy]

clap fucking clap clap

[@StellarEcho]

*jack looks at two decapitated warriors in a pool of blood* Jack: “This is sweet. Look at you guys go!”

[@DebraKadabra]

"Nurse! 50ccs of SMACKASS." - JSE, 2019 LMFAO

[@terribletree7933]

Yo how the hell do you have that thing next to your name?

[@DebraKadabra]

Click on the JOIN button to the left of the SUBSCRIBE button.

[@Sinstarclair]

@@terribletree7933 it's a badge

[@purplebanana3605]

Jack: plays gorn Red lamp: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[@vixian3127]

Jack: plays Gorn again Blue lamp: *_vietnam flashback intensifies_*

[@lyanne3]

Petition to have Robin add a count of how many times Jack screams at the top of his lungs "GIVE ME THEM KNEES/TOES" would be greatly appreciated Please and thanks

[@ionfwmilo2835]

COMPILATION TIME

[@hgpbm9572]

Enriched Breakfast ye

[@vincivillanueva1950]

*Jack figuring out his crab hands* My mind: "I S M E L L P E N N I E S"

[@jaxmorris6563]

No he has the crabs

[@MrJoker-hg3kp]

@@jaxmorris6563 your so dumb he has "are ya feelin it now mr krabs?"

[@heheheyup6573]

Jack: I don't like violence *Cuts up body* Jack: Never will *Slices body with knife* Jack: Never have *Puts body in grinder*

[@lara_mage]

*gets a gun* I'm peaceful

[@galeness6478]

9

[@GAMEBOY-cb3fo]

’0’

[@lindaclementson9257]

He laughs like an idiot too

[@prohackermctobiass7896]

Linda, if you want to hate. Go somewhere else. ")

[@aprocrastinator5422]

Jack: "Im hate violence" Also Jack: "GIMME THEM KNEES"

[@theinstrumentalist1311]

GIMME DEM TOEZ

[@JNMAUIII]

Jack 2k19

[@earth-chan4583]

I SHALL CONSUME YOUR KNEES

[@deathstar6304]

Tru

[@Alicegames4540]

Crispy Face don't be rude to the poor small bean

[@pixl_plays2775]

Sean: We’re back in gorn everybody!!! Red lamp: OHHHH NOOOO PLS NOT ME.

[@logeannesbrio691]

The Lamps Are Alive!!!

[@waddletea5866]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@eppyco]

Sean: I HATE VIOLENCE . . . i'm just really good at it.

[@prettyprettyprincess554]

69 likes 😹

[@IamSome1]

81 now

[@sharonvasquez1139]

More satisfactory

[@staticphoenix3510]

Me: Laughs Sean: Who the FuCk is laughing up there! THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNO

[@genericname4206]

xD

[@noshoesonicvr6765]

Sean :*plays gorn again* Everybody liked that

[@StepDadOogie]

who tf is sean

[@noshoesonicvr6765]

Oogie Boogie it’s jack his real name

[@ItsNaqu]

Lamp :AH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

[@thatonedude977]

Jacksepticeye: Hey grandad how ya doin Grandad: *YOU WANT FIGHT?*

[@beeperscreepers4263]

That's literally what goes on when I visit my grandparents

[@retroisfound05]

:D NO :P

[@thatonedude977]

@@retroisfound05 Grandad: *YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT FIGHT?*

[@retroisfound05]

@@thatonedude977 Maybe-

[@artenthusiastae7196]

*Fleenstones intensifys*

[@shanekuo3026]

You back an Irish man to his corner He is going to drink his way out of it --Sean 2019

[@Tony-wi9hm]

*deep inhale* OMFG YES

[@theblackoutexplorer2658]

Everyone knows the Irish gain great strength when drinking

[@sand7677]

*chugs Guinness straight from the tap*

[@13rodyk]

*Parents are fighting* Their son in the other room: 2:59

[@graceannamaria]

LMFAOOO

[@amnathegrande]

Jack: *GIMME THEM KNEES!!!* *GIMME 'EM TOES!!!* Also Jack: **continues to shove each one of them in his Sean pit.**

[@lara_mage]

I don't think you know how the joke works

[@aaronlutter-lee6405]

THE GAELIC GLADIATOR THE IRISH EYE CUTTER THE KELTOC KILLER THE NORSE NOSSE TIER JACKSPEDICEYE

[@dezaqex6987]

Celtic*

[@beefaronisalesman7143]

donty frogety hes also the garlic gladiator

[@sebastianbradley2714]

Hes also a lamp killer

[@wolf._.3337]

wuterwizzard 052 forgot the garlic gladiator

[@chucknorris1802]

They call him many names but they all lose there toes

[@radi0625]

yeah, Jack’s crabby. and you wanna know why? BECAUSE JACK HAS *CRABS*

[@ororo94]

I came into the comments specifically looking for this 😂

[@RanMouri82]

He thought it would be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a prostitute named Los Cangrejos.

[@therealdoge8294]

He paid 700$ for the crabs

[@ay-leck1369]

@karate chop 111 more like a Bryan Dechart reference

[@lexi_hana]

Oh I love the Bryan Dechart reference. One of my favourite actors

[@frankwelch8234]

"I have no body to go with" - Had me literally in tears!!

[@novabearbear]

When I saw the crab hands I was like: "Are you gonna "crab rave"?"

[@RedstoneCuba]

Me to

[@ForwardStory]

Yeah. I'm crabby. And you wanna know why? Cause I've got crabs. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker called "los congrejos". It turns out in spanish that means "the crabs". I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! So maybe next time you'll open your traveller's dictionary. But hey. Now you know.

[@francomasiniofficial]

No dead meme

[@namelesspersonnel5130]

7:33 Even the audience at the right is suprised by Jack's strength

[@o.c.317]

Jack hits someone while in giant mode *ATTACK ON TITAN SONG INTENSIFIES*

[@soupfork7893]

*SAYSAGEYO also intensifies*

[@kaytlynnstocks7043]

*Levi Ackerman has entered the chat*

[@currentsnow]

The fact that jack blew up the Giant's head with his bare hands, makes him seem like such a boss. It seems like a movie moment, like an end battle. :)

[@frosty932]

Jack: *GIMME THOSE KNEES* Also Jack: *Proceeds to HIT Head* Edit:wait what how I have that many likes tf??? Edit:well ty 💜❤

[@jakerobinson7523]

Subscribe 2 bailey has ligma

[@PinguVibesYT]

subscribe to my channel pls

[@makiroll2299]

R.i.p

[@Demoneye097]

@@PinguVibesYT nah sub to Jacksepticeye

[@andreilucaskuizon3984]

Jack: Let's put him out of his misery Also Jack: Thumbs up 17:22

[@TheAustinLee]

More like thumb up his ASS

[@holo5092]

Top of the morning... Comes out in the afternoon Jack: TOP OF THE AFTERNOON

[@BladedHorizon]

You inspired me to fight EVERYTHING in gorn with me bare hands! 13:36

[@cubaku]

Yeah, you're the king of crabs! *_Wait no_*

[@lancecurry7538]

Don't take that out of context.

[@0fficial_di0]

I look at my notifications and see a crab jack Me: wtf???

[@WhatsMyFandom]

"I'm an angry little crab man!" YOU'RE BRYAN DECHART!?

[@alonebread]

Same! Lmao

[@leadedeagle4169]

Yeah I'm crabby and you wanna know why

[@ForwardStory]

Yeah. I'm crabby. And you wanna know why? Cause I've got crabs. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker called "los congrejos". It turns out in spanish that means "the crabs". I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! So maybe next time you'll open your traveller's dictionary. But hey. Now you know.

[@MattyIceTheSpice]

Me just showering while listening to Jack’s gameplay Jack: 9:00 Me at the therapist ten years later: I’ve never taken a shower again without underwear on

[@sarahdelozier4054]

At the end you had AMAZINGLY flawless hair😂😋

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Just what I was thinking! lol

[@derpedfox]

Hello brother

[@delphicdescant]

Why does it look like he's greying though?

[@TheMetalfreak55]

@@delphicdescant what i was going to say

[@EternalFox3383]

@@delphicdescant he is

[@S_p_l_i_x]

Me: 0:00 expects normal into Jack: *WHERE ARE MY HANDS*

[@frogchamp9572]

Ya mean intro?

[@Hinari_Moon]

Jack: "I got a wabble boi!" Me: "Adorable :'3" Jack: "insulting strongly during fighting in the game" Me: "OMG... Still adorable :'D"

[@LeoMajor975]

Jack in the previous episodw: the tracking is flawless *Jack gets new headset* Jack:The tracking is flawless

[@Liminal_Loomis]

Thumbnail: I AM A CRAB! Me: *Bryan Dechart*

[@lexi_hana]

Yep. It had to be

[@cryinginnihongo]

Sean: I call this one the battle of the bastards Me: thinks about how good GoT used to be and cries

[@MASTERMIND-mr6er]

I feel ya...

[@Hinari_Moon]

Jack gets crabs hands Jack excited: "Now im gonna get those knees!! Now im gonna get those toes!!"

[@RoboticArsene]

jackocrab

[@Vexioner]

My toes feel weird

[@Hinari_Moon]

JACK VERZON hahahah!

[@bagobread6598]

5:49 Jack: Are you still alive!!?!? “YuP!”

[@johnp5860]

I may be as dumb as you think I am but I'm not as dumb as I don't know I am Jacksepticeye 2019

[@ChickentNug]

John P “sometimes it don’t be like it do, but it is” ~Confucius

[@god_kill_me8836]

*don't know I am

[@BillBob_The_MrMcJones]

Jack- You guys are my best friends, Oh my god he cleved him into two. Me- That was a pretty ruthless friendship.

[@derpydinosaur8449]

Jack: I HATE VIOLENCE *rips people apart with crab hands laughing* Me: I see nothing wrong with this XD

[@lucaszaknic5485]

hahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

[@azrafrahman8456]

**Laughs, really hard**

[@akshatarya2551]

Jack: I will protect you my son! Also Jack: Fight him son!!

[@drpuncake4505]

No one : ... Sean: intro ideas hmm “where are my hands”. PERFECTION

[@LethalGerm14731]

Jacksepticeye 2019: "where are my hands”

[@charlieblack4579]

@zamazu goku NOW MY FEET ARE KNIVES!?!

[@RanMouri82]

Erased from existence with Felix's legs.

[@Samevi]

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

"I'm crabby!" *does the Bryan Dechart shuffle*

[@trinity3631]

Jack: WELCOME BACK TO GOOOOOOOORN! Jack's lamp: *war flashbacks*

[@lancecurry7538]

*_"TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!" returns!_*

[@itdobeawren]

Yes!!

[@lancecurry7538]

@@itdobeawren | I'm glad he's returned with his intro! It always spices things up!

[@lemonicoo]

My dad : Start contributing to society! Me : I will. Also me : *Watching little crab man killing everyone in a psychotic way*

[@trendymuscle3929]

me: *sees tumbnail* also me: crab king crab king CRAB KING!

[@nooodle4631]

7:25 jack: this is toomuch for my sweet little baby innocence(he says as he violently rips a gladiator to shreds and sends them flying)

[@starmanexe7721]

Jack: *rips and tears people to pieces* "I am having a great time!"

[@jonahhodges3852]

16:30 Jack - "Can I kill the birds?" *smashes the bird to pieces* Jack - "YES!"

[@sashawhite8148]

KZbin: Uploaded 3 minutes ago Comments: From 45 minutes ago 👌

[@shade159]

The little brother describing how the older brother tapped his shoulder: 15:28

[@munirahibrahim9384]

Jack : I *smash* DON'T *smash* LIKE *smash* VIOLENCE! *smashsmashsmash* Me : yep, can see that.

[@Hinari_Moon]

Sweetly: "welcome back to!!" Metalish voice: "GOOOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN!!!!"

[@karl7233]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Jacksepticeye: I’M AN ANGRY LITTLE CRAB MAN

[@fryrob2019]

trying to be bryan dechart

[@joeymartin4807]

4:04 "You coming at me with your rod, dude?" - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@lancecurry7538]

"That's not gonna work against the mighty Great-Axe!"

[@cryinginnihongo]

Man playing this while you’re mad at someone looks so fun

[@ianmccracken9797]

YOU WANT FIGHT I HAVE ALOT OF FIGHT *cave man grunt*

[@ianmccracken9797]

Look mom more than 60 people find me funny

[@frostbite58]

Thank you (happy to be complemented from the king) *Flicks off the king at the same time

[@alexbowlin7044]

jack: plays gorn everything that shares a 300000 mile radius to him: shi-

[@mikabellstarfall7584]

YEAH IM CRABBY! AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? That's all I could think of when seeing the thumbnail.

[@katkadoozel8132]

Same X)

[@hiiamyourbraincells]

No one: Not a single souls: Jack: where are my hands?

[@jkaiveons4855]

Hi

[@hiiamyourbraincells]

@@jkaiveons4855 Hii

[@hiiamyourbraincells]

@Kikk er 😂😂

[@rolandodeguzmanjr.3699]

Nobody: Jacksepticeye: TOp oF ThE MOrNinG To yA lADIes

[@rvmin_]

Welcome to JackSepticEye, man.

[@understandabIe]

PaSS ThE BoOf he didnt do that anymore for a while, and im so glad that hes doing it aigain actually 😊

[@Zeikimatsu]

11:28 he definitely sounds like an anime villain's line.

[@EyesOfByes]

16:00 Imagine playing this in 10 years on an extreme PC, with EVERYTHING cranked up 🤣🤣

[@TdogEN]

Heck yeah!!

[@mazenmouri69]

Jacksepticeye: come here son i will protect you *Uses him as a shield* 100% parent raising technic

[@pyroasura3266]

Jack: I DONT LIKE VIOLENCE! Also jack: *continues violent actions* HE IS LETTING OUT HIS INNER GAELIC WARRIOR!! 🗡🙌

[@casper2xlg259]

Jack:Plays gorn Lamp:👁️👄👁️

[@archivedmorriss1604]

Sean: (wearing crab outfit on thumbnail) Me: *BRYAN, DAMNIT.. WHY??* Bryan dechart: *hi, im crabby, and you wanna know why??*

[@ForwardStory]

Cause I've got crabs. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker called "los congrejos". It turns out in spanish that means "the crabs". I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! So maybe next time you'll open your traveller's dictionary. But hey. Now you know.

[@ryansalmon6411]

6:33 "I may be as dumb as you think I am, but I'm not as dumb as I don't know I am!" *Ryan.exe has stopped working* Can you just run that by me one more time!?

[@showonmlbb1858]

Describe the video with 4 words Me: Gore, Fight, Screaming, KNEES!

[@SuperClassroom101]

there needs to be a TV villain like Jacksepticeye after he gets the crab hands. It would be funny but terrifying at the same time.

[@Acagamer1]

Jack:NURSE, WE NEED 50 CC’S OF SMACK A**😂

[@wafflemadness199]

The Nurse is his axe

[@Acagamer1]

True

[@noneofyourbuisness8523]

6:12 Jack: Oh, you had a bad time *megalovania intensifies*

[@alonebread]

Jack: crab man My mind: yeah, I'm crabby. But you know why? Bcause I have crabs... Edit: Jesus, 119 likes? Thanks :D

[@alicedufour9583]

we all thinkin it

[@itsthequenchiest5072]

Ooof

[@OEpistimon]

lmfao

[@Loonaurtheworld]

THAT'S RIGHT! I THOUGHT IT'D BE ALLLLL FUN N GAAAMES TO GO TO MEXICO AND HAVE SEX WITH A HOOKER NAMED LOS CANGREJOS!

[@lancecurry7538]

Crabmeat!

[@887L]

14:53 Angry LITTLE Crab Man? No, not this time... xD

[@thephoenixtribes4757]

6:22 "I may be as dumb as you think i am, but i am not as dumb as i dont know i am" -jacksepticeye 2019

[@purechaos1091]

"Where are my hands?" - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@thegeekygamer9093]

Jack takes off the head set His hair is all madded "That was one of the most fun I've ever had!"

[@bejeokbruh9082]

10:20 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@SapphireMoon]

*Jack:* "TOPO'DAMORNIN'TOYALADDIESMYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYE and welcome back to Gorn!" *Blue Lamp:* _shudders_

[@CharlieBravo1118]

Finally a KZbinr that doesn't have low violence on!

[@lisaknott6286]

He is the Gaelic Gladiator, it is illegal to put low violence on

[@alyssasherritt9664]

This is honestly the only thing I look forward to anymore 😅😂

[@dynamiic2440]

Jack: WERE PLAYING GORN TODAY! The King: Not this b***h

[@victus116]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly His claws go clacc

[@deathnote4936]

Jake;where are my hands Me: on the floor. Me;..... Me; wait what?!?

[@johboat3534]

Jack, my crabby guy, how will you defeat these hordes of big boys? Jack: Observe

[@soup7187]

Jack: points at floppy battle axe

[@bluelamp591]

Jack: let me play gorn Blue lamp (as me): let’s..not play that... Jack: *screams in gorn* Blue lamp (as me): ahh shit, here we go again..

[@canofworms6730]

I admire your dedication.

[@ewankirby7627]

Yeah to go through making a whole new profile, that's a true fan

[@supermario6297]

@@ewankirby7627 not like you can edit your profile but ok

[@ewankirby7627]

@@supermario6297 k

[@waddletea5866]

Blue lamp can Speak!