I’m constantly afraid of dying...

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[@rex-racer]

I know these clips are all in Sebastian’s specials, but every time one ends, I still go, “Oh man, don’t stop! Keep going!”

[@carterbaumgartner1253]

Rex Racer thats what she said

[@pattyleabo426]

Haha he’s my favorite comedian!! He has helped me through the quarantine for sure

[@christined2495]

What would we all have done without Sebastian, during this Pandemic? Love this man, best comedian on the face of the earth

[@MoniqueSvazlianTallon]

Sebastian is my inner anxious mother. I can relate to everything he says! I don’t do compass!!! Hilarious!!

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love the music

[@robertsantosuosso8735]

😂😂no matter how crap my day is or I feel , I can count on Sebastian to make me laugh 💪🏼👍🏼

[@Single.White.Female]

Exactly. Same here 😉

[@daviddoyle543]

Both he and John Pinnette.

[@PantonePapi]

David Doyle FREE WIRRY!

[@pamelamaceachern6670]

So true! He’s amazing

[@catrowe6774]

I swear I could imagine him being a flight attendant telling everybody the rules before the flight...and at the end he says...'if this plane plummets, grab your oxygen mask and say Hi to Jesus for me' 😂

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love the music

[@Red-Eagle]

Bahahaha!

[@stephaniestanley8041]

Hysterical

[@Luthoran]

@@tristanmathesonsinventory2443 No we won't.

[@Oilofmercy]

Thank God for laughter and this man.

[@commonsense571]

Amen!😂

[@mariai9549]

So funny!

[@lizagates6252]

"we can loose our teeth on this activity?" Hilarious

[@BlueberryFundip]

Lose*

[@annanbabe]

@@BlueberryFundiploop k

[@annmarieknapp]

Finally, a man admits he won't ask for directions.

[@donniecatalano]

annmarieknapp LOL

[@susantimothy7889]

Lol, ain’t that the truth!

[@donniecatalano]

Susan Timothy yes it is, admitting that for men is hard. Why? I cannot explain, it is though 😂

[@carlosadames4398]

@@donniecatalano me neither

[@claudiacefaratti4431]

He feels so close to home. I can't stand it!!!!! More more more give me more Maniscalco!!!!!

[@arodin]

I've already watched the special on Netflix and these clips still crack me up all over again.

[@TheFirstGroover]

Same

[@hobbyhomesteader5801]

literally read this and went searching Netflix .... watching his specials now lol....thanks :)

[@georgianapecoraro9836]

Thank you for making me smile in this horrific time.

[@mohammadfj9342]

Hey is everything ok there?

[@2facesofevil835]

I couldn’t agree more it’s horrific:(

[@supahotfire655]

Whats happening?

[@steviechampagne]

I know it’s so horrific! Left wing extremist communist gangs are burning and looting hundreds of cities in our country right NOW! :(

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@Single.White.Female]

He's hilarious. Everything he says or his physicality whilst performing. A sense of humor is #1 for a partner!!

[@lucyluz1651]

Agreed! Hope to go watch him live when this pandemic settles down !

[@thomasanderson9383]

Agree. His gestures are so over the top it's hilarious 😂

[@FodderForFreedom]

There's a lot of single comedians out there. Turns out they love your humor at first, then they find out it's emphasized scrutiny in disguise.

[@MaineOffGrid.]

Love this guy. My favorite comedian.

[@joelhenry5489]

The greats always make it look so effortless.

[@lesangpule2063]

This guy is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂"ddnt pay attention in the 5th grade"🤣🤣🤣

[@azurisora9836]

You are my lifesaver through this pandemic....I'm screamin😂😂😂

[@charlottebarnett1911]

I have watched hours of you since March, but this is the first time I heard this particular clip! I busted out laughing all alone by myself! 😂

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my Earliest Video you’ll love it

[@rhythmfield]

Sebastian you’re the cat - relatable to anyone with a heart and a soul and a family - and a touch of weirdness that brings me back fo your vids nearly every damn day! 🥁

[@lorrivaughn9066]

I don’t even have to listen! Just like as soon as I see his face. 😂😂😂❤

[@jeanneruh4091]

This guy forever makes me laugh! I can watch his skits over and over!

[@jenniferreel656]

You're the best in a long time!! Thank you, we sure need this 😂

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@Nomadistar]

It's a family friendly beach, BABE! Among other things, I think he said that 100 times! LMAO!

[@TheRealBizWiz]

*2:13* “I don’t know the compass.” - Sebastian Maniscalco

[@juliosalgado956]

Hi there, your numbers are wider in my screen in comparison with other users , how you made it this way?

[@SupaDopex3]

@@juliosalgado956 Put this * in the first letter or number and at the last. Basically * number *. But leave no spaces.

[@SupaDopex3]

@@juliosalgado956 One without it 2:13 One with it *2:13*

[@juliebirdgirl9059]

HYSTERICAL!!!

[@janeking4059]

Same for me!

[@johnclarke6334]

Never fear Sebastian, You are immortal,a blessed Individual,and so is your Family,Kapeesh?.

[@Seanonyoutube]

capisce*

[@imhappyandyou.4003]

Been watching this gentleman's stand-up since his very first televised show and it's been so great!.. I try to show as many people as possible who haven't seen him before because everyone needs Sebastian's comedy in their lives. If you read this comment Mr. Maniscalco I hope you know how much I have enjoyed your work over the years and that you keep up the great work. I also hope that all is well with you and your family good sir. 🙏🙏🙏

[@cornflower9258]

i love this guy! watched his netflix stuff a couple times, he just puts me in such a great mood. He doesnt bash women, religion or anything. just here to get us to laugh at ourselves. thats what a comedian is for.

[@zephyrr108]

Whats the problem with bashing women? The world is too sensitive now, jeez.

[@erinbsullivan444]

Working on taxes. Needed this 3 minute laugh!🤣

[@eileenfleming9799]

He’s the reason his family didn’t need any drugs, Sebastian took them right out of any depression.

[@YONCE8701]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣ "MY DCK IS IN...." 🤣🤣I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT PUNCH LINE!!! PRICELESS ❣

[@joelsines7083]

"its a family friendly beach babe!!!" Laughed só hard with that One xD

[@theresalee2000]

Love the imitations, facial gestures,.. he is my comedic “ fix”... can’t stop laughing.

[@heatherremlin8607]

What you fear you create ... very true! Have a happy and safe 4th of July everyone 😳🇺🇸

[@SuperWagner23]

I survived 6 combat deployments as an infantryman. I have a no fear of death but I do not temp god either.

[@SuperWagner23]

@NOHOPEFORHUMANITY In combat those who fear death die first. To survive combat you must accept you are already dead. Once you accept you are already dead if frees your mind to do what needs to be done.

[@isabellrc]

david wagner Sending 💯💜 to you! Hope you’re doing well since returning home!

[@heatherremlin8607]

@NOHOPEFORHUMANITY Death is nothing to fear, it's the unknowing... Blessings 💜

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@shelleyhallermann8657]

A natural . All your expressions are a joy

[@vegasdevl84]

I rather get eaten by sharks than admit I don't know some shit as well!

[@Hygelac1000]

Haha

[@mattsharpe2861]

Omg I CONSTANTLY think about dying!!!! 😩

[@MzMary801]

Love you Matt.

[@freedomdove]

Why? We all have to do it sometime. Get right with yourself and you won't have the fear.

[@julenepegher6999]

I hear ya, I think about it too, I’m a little OCD.🤭

[@mattsharpe2861]

Yup... One nite I snapped out of sleep , eyes wide open and just compulsing “Omg, I’m going to DIE!!!!” “It’s absolutely going to happen!!”

[@mattsharpe2861]

Em Bem Omg so sorry for that experience!! Ugh..... Well it’s inevitable, it’s just ... I don’t know 🥺

[@rebeccatumpey7410]

I love u man! U are so funny I hurt from laughing so hard!!! You are my favorite comedian❤️. So true about the jet skis and wave runners. They beat the crap out of u!!! Ur a riot🤣🤣🤣❤️🙏🏻✌🏻! Been enjoying all ur videos !

[@patriciaduvall2565]

You can hear the difference between southern men and guys from elsewhere....bubba is NEVER going to say he can't put on a lifejacket and have mommy do it for him.

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Rebecca Tumpey go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Patricia Duvall go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@JillontheLake]

Laugh outloud funny! Thanks Sebastian, I can never get enough of you.

[@mrivera7696]

This guy has me cracking up so hard my side hurts & I got tears in my eyes! I love his comedy.

[@abbyschneider4644]

this guy GETS IT

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@nathanm.8823]

Anal you mean?

[@babygurljrl]

William Sheppard IT

[@Delfina-Zafira]

I needed this exactly now! You are a Humor Angel! Thank you, Sebastian, grazie mille 🌞🍉🌴

[@drawkcabg8114]

No matter how many times I’ve seen the bit, I love getting notifications to view. I know I’m gonna laugh until I cry and for me, that’s so healthy!!!!

[@Lollita23]

This was me when I went diving, kept thinking my tank was going to malfunction. Same with skydiving, this young guy was preparing my shute, and I was convinced he looked baked out of his mind. He probably was, this was Oregon. Lolol. I was terrified, but what a rush.

[@mariai9549]

Tandem skydiving they make you sign a waiver so if you freak out endangering THEIR safety they will cut you loose!

[@Lollita23]

@@mariai9549 I remember signing paperwork that you could die etc..not that part though. Once we jumped out of the plane it was pure euphoria and I went with it.

[@bloatedsodium7301]

imagine when we die, we really wake up and this was all a dream.

[@cameronangel1013]

Everything is a dream my friend

[@annmarieknapp]

The awakening my friend. There is more than this existence. Try to enjoy the ride while we're here.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@@annmarieknapp true. We are the Universe experiencing itself in first person trillions of times over (Humans) . Each one is unique. Each one is interesting in its own ways. We are PART of the Universe. We are inside it.

[@yukiannie666]

i hope so

[@capatga]

Peace, nothing but bliss.

[@frankiev116]

Truly the most well spoken, most relatable comedian. 😆🤙🏼

[@SuperScottCrawford]

I love the guy too, but come on. Well spoken? MOST relatable? Maybe you think he'll read your comment and call you up? Maybe go hang out? Stop sack swinging.

[@sat_sonic]

Family friendly beach LOL

[@donnac6466]

You're the best!! I love everything you do🙂

[@chickendoesstuff3935]

Donna C Same

[@cathytalano6256]

love nv I'm

[@hinglemccringleberry8805]

Thank you

[@atlantaperimeter]

An amazing comedian .... always makes me laugh. Keep up the great work.

[@peachyteachy]

🤣🤣🤣 You're the best Sebastian! 😂😂😂 So happy we were able to see you live at the Wynn in Vegas before the pandemic. Great night out, we cry laughed the whole night. #youbothermetour

[@oghuvwublessing705]

Psalm 31 Vs 24: Be strong and take heart, all you who hope in the LORD.

[@marilules6495]

Thanks for the laugh just what I needed this morning ... 😂💪😂💯💯💯keep them coming 👍👍👍👍

[@TheAmericanMoodcover]

We continuously watch each and every video that you put up LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for all the entertainment during these difficult times, you keep our heads above water 💦

[@randomalbum9879]

I thought I'd seen all his specials but I don't remember this bit! It was fucking hilarious 🤣

[@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788]

Rather get eaten by sharks than ask for directions! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hoseidon]

I laugh so much at these😂😂😂

[@JonnyUnderrated]

I vibe so much to your spin sessions homey *Vibes*

[@andywhitaker1671]

Me too!

[@alfredosanchez007]

THIS GUY HE'S HILARIOUS I WAS DYING LMAO 😂😂👍

[@patmash]

Absolutely the funniest skit of all times!!!

[@jeanniefrank2002]

LOVE Sebastian-he is hilarious-SO TALENTED and the BEST!!!!!!

[@karenwallace7777]

He is the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!🤣😆🤣😂

[@annc560]

When I'm in a Big Box store, I'm afraid an earthquake is going to hit, and all that stuff stacked high, is going to come crashing down on me. When I have a stuffy nose, I hate going out, because I'm afraid I'll get kidnapped in the parking lot, tape over my mouth and thrown into a car trunk. I'll die there, because I can't breathe.

[@bobloblaw9791]

😮

[@jerrellbevers6071]

Flu season must be hell on you!

[@luidgi4429]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fukawininetynine5999]

I have the stuffy nose fear too! Tape over my nose and I promise not to talk.

[@suzyrottencrotch5132]

Irrational

[@necropious3273]

It's a family friendly beach Babe. 😂🤣😅😆

[@mauricechristian2786]

This dude is so dam funny! 😂😂

[@paleamigo8575]

I love his honesty about not knowing certain things but being willing to accept the consequences because he's too embarrassed to ask is hilarious!😂😂😂

[@GeneBurnett]

One thing I particularly like about Sebastian's act is that he swears just the right amount to support his stuff. His stuff would not be as great if he swore more or less than the amount he does. Just right.

[@keithperry538]

One of the best and definitely a favorite of mine

[@debbiezatterberg5481]

Sebastian you make this old lady 😂. Love your wife too.

[@totallyfrozen]

3:22 I sooooo lost it completely! 🤣 I’m dead! R.I.P., me. 😆🤣

[@MzMary801]

I've seen all your work, how'd I miss this 😆

[@Alexander-vu6fw]

Exactly

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@jesusislord5275]

This was the funniest one I've seen 😂😂

[@rh7078]

Thanks for keeping us laughing in these tough times. Fellow Italian in los angeles

[@beckykent6674]

Love this guy!

[@tristanmathesonsinventory2443]

Go to my KZbin channel to my earliest video you’ll really love it

[@awilda370]

i love this guy...best comedian of our times

[@betsybrains]

I discovered him on Pandora. Now I'm enjoying the visuals of his work. Lovingly, I accepted him as a hair-salved, stand-around comic. Because on Pandora you get a still photo. He's the full theatrical deal. Good Show, Young Man! Now somebody invent KZbin rose-throwin', for to give an extra grateful 👍.

[@betsybrains]

And keep the roses Rated G! For the sake of theater's goodness. Court jesters n Mel Blanc need not always hat-dance around nitroglycerin.

[@markschuth9469]

He brings me to tears from laughing!

[@Christina_320]

He brings out the hardest laugh in me OMG. Lol

[@kennethfagan9738]

Always hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣

[@markexum3319]

Sebastian makes me laugh so hard I almost pass out

[@HK-mh3io]

Crying at another segment, love it, more please.

[@spinmoto180]

Omg he's the best! His skill is Epic!!!

[@claucemicro1080]

Sebastian needs to come forward and admit he somehow knew about Covid-19. So many of his jokes are so in-tune with 2020.

[@tumultuousforce6204]

This is a family friendly beach

[@patriciasavoth4157]

He is just the BEST!

[@kerryannestevenson6099]

Thank God for you Sebastian,making me laugh during this dark time.💋

[@Tina-lc5jy]

I watch this over and over again

[@lucyluz1651]

I friggin died at the end 😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@DChristina]

Desperate

[@lucyluz1651]

D Christina wth ?....sour af. Enjoy it’s comedy son 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@boxermilo21]

Hahahahahahaha!!! Most Hysterical comedian! 👏🏼👏🏼 🤣

[@Liz-cmc313]

Thanks for all the laughs 🤣🤣

[@jamesacerra8264]

Sebastian, you crack me up every time!

[@sharonharris1563]

Sebastain you crack my up! Love your humor!

[@YackBackatcha]

Hahah! Me too!!! No accidents on my watch.

[@juliebirdgirl9059]

He’s the tonic we crave!!

[@MizVal]

I love this guy! I didn't pay attention in 5th grade either

[@burrob78]

“She drove, I’m in the bitch seat” lololololl ololooolol

[@KellyOShea6366]

Thank you..❤️☘️

[@ZIMZIMMYY]

I love this guy! 🤣🤣🤣💀🤣🤣

[@lisacaturia8746]

When are you going to be on tour? Will you be in the Minneapolis-Saint Paul area anytime soon?

[@winykittygirl]

Absolutely HOWLING!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jollygood-br5pd]

This is comedy!!!!😂🏆

[@VeronicaG_777]

Its always fun to see you Sebas 😊 Happy 4th of July

[@E.Angeles]

- NothingToBeAfraidAbout! - WeAreALLGoing... - dieATSomePoint! - Don'tFearDeath, # EmbraceIT! ...LoL . # IWasBornToDie ! ! !

[@Hygelac1000]

Being at a beach should make it even easier to know which direction is which lol

[@AlexisAlbaC]

Omg I’m crying laughing 😂 so funny!