I'm Getting a FaceTime From a Greasy Little Puppet | Breaking News

[@chromigula]

Zac saying “Dutch?” And it turning out to be Dutch for “chicken the most versatile piece of meat, chicken” (according to google translate) floored me

[@Ramschat]

*versatile But yes, as a Dutch person, I can confirm this is a Dutch marketing slogan from the poultry industry.

[@Carrotspy]

He did go on a trip to the Netherlands a year ago, probably noticed some similarities to what he read/heard then.

[@flanoasis241]

It's also a good guess if you know Beardsley

[@gcartigny]

I'm Dutch and I just realized it when reading this. Correct btw! Comes from an old chicken tv commercial.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Zac running face first through a Dutch chicken ad is gorgeous

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

the long, confused pause at [like a frog] was funnier than it had any right to be

[@TailsMiles249]

Goddamn, Ally's script really broke all of them consistently!

[@nickmccabe2327]

Ally knows Grant so well that it makes perfect sense he lost

[@savingpyro]

We're lucky Amy wasn't in this episode, it would've been 20 min!

[@gauravminz8337]

​@@savingpyroAmy probably read this and is now laughing for the next 20 minutes.

[@ZT1ST]

Now I want to see what happens with Rehka versus Katie against Ally's script.

[@sgthealey]

How do you know who wrote which episode?

[@MrTiesk]

Getting a random infamous advertisement jingle in the video was like a slap to the face and Zac casually guessing the right language somehow made it worse

[@jonnnnniej]

My Dutch ears still can't believe it! And the slogan/jingle is gonna be stuck in my head all day now haha

[@jennburton6691]

Ally wrote the script for this episode, and they lived in the Netherlands for some amount of time in their teens. It's come up a couple of times in Dropout content, so I'm not surprised someone who knows them guessed correctly. Having it be a commercial jingle was an amazing touch though. Classic Beardsley.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Ally hitting it out of the park in mere seconds. Ally needs to do more, this was one of the best episodes.

[@theforce243]

As a Virginal Virginian, I can’t thank the Wight Savior County Music Festival enough for giving me that wonderful opportunity

[@Demmrir]

Wight Savior. Don't be racist!

[@DaremKurosaki]

I liked how the prompter kept saying "Country" not "County" but not a single one of them wanted to get recorded saying "Wight Country".

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I thought Virginia was for lovers not virgins, lol.

[@LeonardGreenpaw]

@@MatthewTheWandererIt is platonic love and ITS JUST AS VALUABLE OKAY?

[@elbruces]

It's pronounced as "county" but it's spelled "country."

[@Vegas242]

Greasy little puppet, finally we're getting some real professional newscasters

[@ianrivers7923]

I translated what the puppet said, and it was Dutch for "Chicken the most versatile piece of meat, chicken!"

[@nickmccabe2327]

Grant did a great Amy Vorpahl impression

[@andrewcomstock7847]

“It’s crazy that Pokémon was popular at the same time Micheal Vick went to prison” *hit so good*

[@akidama]

This episode is giving gas leak in the studio vibes

[@goodzillo]

Ally Beardsley writing your skit will have that effect

[@Dact78]

This all made more sense when I saw who wrote the script.

[@TheLetterbomber]

the way Ally ground Grant to a paste here

[@ThatShaggyMatt]

Ally secretly goated at writing Breaking News? I'm here for it.

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Yeah she really killed the script. So good

[@lrizzard]

​@@zaidlacksalastname4905(psst ally uses 'they')

[@seven-cats-3]

​@@zaidlacksalastname4905 *they ^^

[@AggressivePeanut]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905(Ally uses they/them just in case you didn’t know!)

[@j0anzi3]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905ally uses they/them pronouns just so u know :)

[@akizafoxxe7395]

This was, by far, the most chaotic episode. And I fucking love it

[@ronanmchugh2253]

This was so short but so sweet. Non-stop bangers. I love Ally

[@gogogadgetcos]

This has got to be the most chaotic episode I've seen yet because just laughter right out of the gate and everybody just breaking constantly.

[@sourwitch2340]

Tbf the script was chaotic too Random segment in Dutch? [like a frog] Flirting

[@justinbuergi9867]

That opening definitely felt like something ally would say

[@veryvivid]

ally went fucking crazy on this one. it makes so much sense for them to weasel dutch memes, niche references and making fun of grant into their script... their magnum opus

[@CSNCSNCSN]

Ally, once again straight into the wild pop culture references. Well done.

[@spenceduggs]

Getting a break within literal seconds. This episode is truly Beardsley Blessed™

[@The_Jantof]

I saw only three minutes and thought the upload was messed up somehow. Nope, they’re just setting land speed records for the most insane breaks per minute.

[@reinarddd]

As a Dutch watcher I was NOT expecting that reference! It was a slogan for chicken and used in TV ads for literal decades 😂😅It has a jingle!

[@Storebj0rn]

More Ally writing please!

[@17Haru17]

One of the best episodes and I've seen them all. Ally should write Breaking News more often.

[@vijayanand6650]

Insane BPM on this one. Must be a record breaks per a minute. Anyone got the stats to back this up?

[@purplesharpie7749]

please let Beardsley write more Breaking News, I'm begging

[@WilcovanBeijnum]

Oof, butchered the Dutch sentence, nice you did recognize it as Dutch though 😂 For those wondering, it translates to: "chicken, the most versatile piece of meat, chicken", which was an advertisement slogan from the poultry industry in the Netherlands

[@Lucifersfursona]

That’s the most obscure Ally-ass scriptwriting They are chosen

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Why does it say chicken twice?!

[@Jan_Koopman]

​@@RabblesTheBinx, repetition is useful in advertisements for stress and such. And it was more like two sentences when pronounced: "Chicken, the most versatile piece of meat! Chicken!" I will not believe you if you tell me advertisements in different languages don't use repetition

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@Jan_Koopman I mean, not as a slogan. Sure, there's repetition in the ads, but the slogan is usually formatted like "Beef: it's what's for dinner," or "Oreo: Milk's favorite cookie," or "McDonald's: I'm lovin' it," (okay, so technically, that last one doesn't even have the brand name in the slogan, it's just "I'm lovin' it."). At least in American English.

[@Pryderi_]

@@RabblesTheBinx well, in the actual ad it was sung, not just simply said, so it’s more of a jingle tbh. The repetition works well for rounding off end of the tune, so I think that’s why

[@strawberrycatastrofy257]

good christ this one is BRUTAL lmaooooo

[@Handnik]

This was the best writing in a hot minute. Way to go Ally

[@yoavhaklai6819]

YES FINALLY A NEW BREAKING NEWS EPISODE

[@caseyberger15]

This is one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen. Such a high score 😆

[@Aloe_Vera23]

The Dutch surprised me! especially because it’s a well known ad!

[@senseisleepyhead]

Needed that laugh today, thank you!

[@jonnnnniej]

Hope you're doing well

[@senseisleepyhead]

@@jonnnnniej Thanks kind stranger-- made it through yesterday in the end, and your comment just made my evening! Have a lovely rest of your week.

[@jonnnnniej]

@@senseisleepyhead ahh thank you, you have a lovely week too! Sending you strength and all that's beautiful and awesome in this world

[@olderoscendant]

Damn. Short, Sweet, and not one survivor.... 😂

[@happy__amoeba]

So, I think we can all agree that it’s clear Ally Beardsley was not sober while writing this one

[@seanl7503]

This one has gotta be the most breaks/minute

[@asieflasieful]

Kip! Loved seeing some Dutch on dropout, shout out to my fellow Dutch subscribers.

[@Theatre-Camp]

"Now lets meet Fish Tig." "Hi, my name is Shelby." 😂

[@MeditatingDuck]

this was the most chaotic breaking news i’ve ever seen, i immediately want to watch more like this

[@biggamallafluer2758]

Ally’s first line was a banger and it was a wrap after that 😂

[@pearjayx]

The Dutch part makes sense as Ally wrote this one

[@SpinMonster316]

This was one of the greatest breaking newses I’ve seen! Haha

[@j0anzi3]

Ally writing breaking news is something I desperately need more of in my life

[@martian712]

11/10 job for Ally here, they had Grant dying the whole episode

[@ZT1ST]

The best part is when Ally wrote into the script who lost. They knew *exactly* who was going to laugh too much.

[@sourwitch2340]

​@@ZT1STwell, no, there's always a sentence at the end, that the loser's name is added to when they reach that point.

[@Spitty95]

College Humor to Dropout. Fitting !

[@vexorian]

Ally literally referencing Total Forgiveness. That's hardcore.

[@WWFanatic0]

Glad Zac and I had the same thought on it being Dutch

[@Jan_Koopman]

That's probably because it was Dutch

[@theaterkidem]

wow, ally really killed it with this one!

[@ChartreuseDan]

Ally writes amazing BN scripts

[@rovaan57]

Ally should write these more often

[@tehw000000t]

I love that Dutch is just a punchline on it's own for being an objectively funny language

[@Mammutidae]

I only just noticed that Breaking News was created by Trapp I always assumed it was Grant.

[@Tavish_Studios]

Damn Ally. Damn. 🤣🤣

[@magpie1466]

Ally must have learned the dutch meme from their dutch fling that they scorned on live tv! Was that person dutch? I think they were dutch.

[@MercuutioApex]

This one of the best scripts I’ve seen on one of these in a while

[@jonnnnniej]

Its weird to hear them talk about flirting and not have Katie there :')

[@r.g.9717]

The Wight County bit I could only think about Jayne County, formerly Wayne County. Who’s a very southern lady and my idol.

[@TheNewYear75]

I need to hear more about that flea market

[@sam_art21321]

the reference to Total Forgiveness😂

[@WizzySquirrel]

KIP HET MEEST VEELZIJDIGE STUKJE VLEES, KIP!

[@TheNo1pencil]

Ally knocked it out of the park with this one

[@TheSequelWasBetter]

Grant and Rehka flirting did things to me.

[@dewdew80]

That first line killed me...admittedly I didn't know who michael vick was, but I wasn't surprised to find he was part of a dog fighting ring when I googled it

[@TheFoxClaws]

my god those 3 minutes really flew by

[@brackzaff]

Best one in a long time.

[@Zelmel]

Saw this was written by Ally Beardsley, immediately thought "well this is gonna be a wacky one!" and was justified immediately after that.

[@Walrussnor]

I wasn't prepared for the Dutch lol

[@McRusen]

Could've been a bit longer with one or two more tasks. Still, great episode with a lot of chaos! 😅

[@Connorthecatsdad]

This is the most chaotic BNN without Amy in it that I've seen

[@wolverinelg]

This has got to be one of the shortest episodes they’ve done and they’re breaking constantly.

[@Liam_Mellon]

Such a good episode, over too soon

[@RyanConnell5150]

Grant did not notice the pun... "in a bad spot"

[@RyanConnell5150]

Thank you past me for commenting. I was watching this just now not knowing if I'd already watched it.

[@Fabiane.Costa.]

0:23 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣😂

[@charleswood2066]

Armchair quarterbacking! I'm yelling because I just remembered.

[@deepowls]

Monday morning quarterbacking was correct and more precise since she was referring to analyzing the event after it occurred, since NFL games are mostly on Sundays. Armchair quarterbacking refers to someone not involved critiquing the event from a safe distance (i.e,, at home in their recliner). It took her a while, but Rehka got to the correct term.

[@hendrixman1996]

Wait omg is Rekha's background from when Grant had to sell all his stuff

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

Who wrote this script, it was epic.

[@Takkcinema]

It says in the scrolling script at the beginning! it was Ally Beardsley

[@senseisleepyhead]

@@Takkcinema Never noticed that, thanks!

[@johnthecb84]

But Katie on there then the laughs will stop 😂

[@JokiNikki]

I feel like I just watched that in 2x speed.

[@good-questions]

This episode was rough.

[@exodustx0]

Kip, het meest veelzijdige stukje kaas, vip!

[@allanvanuga9196]

Great video.

[@MyNameIsTim1337]

I get the feeling this episode was recorded during a gas leak... Classic.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love your content guys 😊😊❤❤❤❤

[@RandallChase1]

Wow this would be so hard to do!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Hilarious, but way too short!

[@ceruleanserpent387]

Grant is my favourite greasy little puppet

[@EndiXIV]

Ally popped off with this one

[@Mike-zk5jc]

.....so at this point, you would read it

[@AggressivePeanut]

How old is this episode? I feel like we haven’t seen Kellen in forever!

[@1casper234]

Kip is lekker

[@Jan_Koopman]

GEKOLONISEERD!

[@ChknKng]

Michael Vick was just a big Pokémon fan of

[@silk3sm00th]

Kinda top tier 😂

[@RJ_Ehlert]

Nice.

[@snubl]

Kip het meest veelzijdige stukje vlees is fucking hilarious, is there a Dutch writer at dropout? lmao

[@seignee]

kellen is uh who's that? he's uh attractive yeah

[@Lucifersfursona]

This one is a banger among bangers Grant’s delight at Horace Race

[@slevelneves]

Ally having too many edibles before writing the script?

[@BudofSharon]

💜‼️🤠

[@ripdoinksinamish]

Hilarious script

[@cisalzlman]

Is this super cutdown or really this short aren't they usually 15-20 minutes