I'm going to Derren Brown you (Golf With Your Friends)

[@SaintPhoenixx]

I've been Pavlov'd into forcibly eating food before any GWYF episodes because the chances of the episode being dinner-safe is just so slim.

[@DrDarkheart]

Sounds like a skill issue

[@thefrogwannabe6895]

I almost always watch some hat films while eating my dinner

[@owl1605]

Don't worry, the next few videos are perfectly safe to eat during. Especially the next few worms videos, definitely eat during those c:

[@__Raze]

I save the daily hat films video specifically for when I'm eating my dinner

[@kingkuma4112]

GWYF is def the most prone to talking about that stuff

[@somewhat_annoyed_llama]

My favourite part of every golf woth your friends video is the bit where they laugh at me for having no friends

[@cyberscript8920]

fancy seeing you here

[@suqmaidic1869]

I love Smith's stunned disbelief at Ross picking "gherkin"

[@Phagocytosis]

14:11

[@RuNoMai]

Trott: "I don't know what we said in that other video that got it demonitized." *two minutes later* Smith: "SO ANYWAY YOU TAKE A BOX CUTTER TO YOUR ASSHOLE..."

[@jamesmccann531]

As they were saying it I was thinking "I dont know either, but I can make a pretty good guess"

[@RachelTension]

I'm demonitizing your comment

[@thisnamesucks1197]

I wonder if it was the episode that started with trott tying down smith and edging him

[@kingkuma4112]

@@thisnamesucks1197 Almost certainly.

[@nickhascall8702]

smiths little smirk laugh smile at 17:58 as he realizes how bad a chatter roasted Ross is great

[@MegMyfawnwy]

If I have ever had to think of a vegetable, I never would have thought to say Gherkin 😂

[@MegMyfawnwy]

Smith’s outlook on death: probably nothing after death but if there is, a special treat and a bonus 😉

[@nakenmil]

Smaffy can have a little afterlife, as a treat.

[@CassianGray]

The evolution of this conversation is absolutely wild to listen to

[@Lizzy_H]

GOLF WITH THEIR FRIENDS? These friends. Those friends? I don't know who I am Ross helpme.

[@skarloeythomas5172]

Hat Films stop being so on point with your audience. We already know we’re friendless, that’s what parasocial friendships are for. Can’t we just talk of the good times? Remember when we bought a whole load of crisps and rated our favourites?

[@SoulReaverVidView]

Cucumber is a fruit. It's pretty easy to remember the base difference. A veg is the root, stem or leaf of a plant. A fruit of a plant is, the ovaries of the plant, which contain the seeds.

[@Eden_Laika]

_Actually_ the word vegetable has no consistant biological definition as it's a purely culinary destinction, referring to a fleshy edible plant that isn't primarily used in dessert dishes, so a cucumber is a vegetable _and_ a fruit.

[@smooth4553]

Im not sure why theyre surprised that their videos get demonetised i mean the thumbnail of this one alone...

[@fezzverbal]

Fruits are defined by having seeds but cucumbers, tomatoes and the like are generally referred to as salad fruit, cause you wouldn't really choose to have them in a fruit salad!

[@apennington8165]

The way I learned to realize when I'm dreaming is that any text you see in a dream is hard to read/constantly changes shape and font.

[@gregorywhatley9659]

ah nice, a hat films video - just as my pizza has arrived, perfect

[@PierceArner]

Happy birthday to everyone in their previous life!

[@vanilla-vortexakavanvorott8795]

If you daydream yourself to sleep making up scenarios and playing it out tweeking scenes and replaying them till you get them the way you want them like your directing a movie that helps you lucid dream. I have mastered it so all my dreams are lucid and it's very rare for me to have a normal dream. As nice as It is I miss not having control over my dreams

[@thehulaoperator8356]

always a frenzy with Trott isn't it?

[@cedrinabuitrago6722]

I THOUGHT OF A CARROT

[@Noobazzah]

I, for one, am really looking forward to Ross finally delivering on that #NoBend Challenge!

[@Dsmky117]

what is it about chris trott that makes people want to tell him their dream stories?

[@thehulaoperator8356]

that's what happens when you re-integrate into the catfish society

[@DarkSnideoftheRainbow]

I like to imagine the afterlife is just one giant DMV where everyone who dies regardless of religion has to wait to get sorted into their particular heaven/hell/reincarnation/whatever

[@Bagster321]

That's called limbo

[@ZoahPorre]

Happy early Birthday to Smiffys nan tho!

[@Flashjackmak]

With Hat FIlms the question isn't which bit of the video got them demonetised, the question is which bit isn't getting them demonetised.

[@popculturevoid]

Cheers for the existential panic attack lads.

[@Lord_Edox]

Why do I keep eating while watching these videos? You would think I would have learned after the hundreds I have watched to not do that anymore.

[@EMPAYDEE]

I Love having panic attacks watching them talk about death 😍😍

[@AbigailK49]

As a fellow thanatophobe, I feel you.

[@EMPAYDEE]

@@AbigailK49 just learned a new word

[@Level1Hera]

As a woman, I'm very affected by the boiks.

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

I find it very easy to lucid dream if I just instantly go back to sleep the moment I wake up, I will go back to the dream I was just in but be aware of it being a dream. If I wait at all it doesn’t work though

[@gregthompson5580]

I’d swear on my nan, but she’s currently enjoying an afterlife dreamed up by someone who plays video games in the internet

[@Shamrock34]

Happy Birthday Everyone!

[@MegMyfawnwy]

It’s my birthday this Sunday 😉🥳

[@ZoahPorre]

@ 00:17 haha love the fan burn Trott

[@grindman12546890]

genuinely I love you boiks and wish you all the very best!!!

[@Ragetiger1]

so close to the 69 auto win. That crocoman card is pretty sweet.

[@StartledOctopus]

Well thanks for the extersensial dread with my morning coffee

[@LaconicBeats]

I was curious and I found out 'An affirmation is a verbal, solemn and formal declaration, which is made in place of an oath. A person may choose to make an affirmation rather than taking an oath. An affirmation has the same effect as an oath.'

[@serenity8839]

True, we dont know we are not immortal till we die.

[@chrishadden4834]

Gherkin is a variety of Cucumber.

[@diernosaj]

RIP Smith's Nan

[@Doktor_Vem]

I'm gonna go get gherked

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

I've reached a point where my dreams are so mundane I can't distinguish between them and real life

[@DonkeyWan]

Minute 1, "we got demonetised, no idea why", minute 2 "turn your arsehole into a slot with a box cutter"

[@TheOnlyOrk]

difficult to tell if derren browning someone is a threat or not

[@NobleKos]

my birthday is literally today, so thanks bois

[@PSIRockOmega]

Oh wow, it actually is my birthday! Thank you!

[@MNewton]

In an infinite string of whole numbers are there more even numbers or more odd numbers?

[@mpclewis]

As someone who used to work at Currys, it's so awful I'd frequently have bad dreams about working there

[@Marwolaeth01]

YES! Finally did something right today.

[@ModrunOfficial]

this is a semi dinner safe episode

[@max96607]

i love paying for this

[@EU_Louis]

Easiest way to lucid dream is to slap a 21mg nicotine patch on ur chest overnight an you will go lucid everysingle time.

[@pufnbal1744]

Feel better soon ross!

[@Pretorax]

Classic dinnertime viewing.

[@kingkuma4112]

It took the Hat Bois 1 minutes and 29 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Smith and the Hat boys were playing Golf With your Friends. The current average is 2 minutes and 20 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.

[@JamieAubrey]

I wonder what word they could have said or sounded like they said to get demonetized

[@benives254]

WHERE DO WE BUY TROTTS HOODIE?!

[@jamesrichards9567]

[@MH-hu5pi]

What a strange discussion topic

[@mustbefitness8308]

My best Bois 💞

[@truenectarine]

A cucumber is a pepo

[@stuartrockin]

Is Ross still in Japan?

[@lonknice679]

So, are members not supposed to see ads on your videos? This would be disconcerting to me as I am a member and regularly get ads on your videos.....

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Nice

[@Bertaroo1]

Gulp with my frien

[@danloveyoulongtime]

Yeah... the link isn't in the description. boooo :(

[@Western_Gopnik]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@liamhargreaves6840]

Yippee!

[@locolukou]

Boffin

[@JamieAubrey]

My 2 best friend's and Trott

[@CriticoolHit]

can confirm. I am woke. and broke. But hey. Small price to pay for being able to actually live with myself.

[@Vallenwulf]

Nihilism is the most effective method of control.

[@exphwon6022]

typical brits thinking there's only one religion

[@loue9376]

Uhhh tf is this thumbnail

[@-Sin-z]

Ppl watch this?

[@JamieAubrey]

NO, who are these guys, This popped up on my recommendations, What filthy toilet humour, I won't be back that's for sure

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

I will become a "member" when your uploads become more regular and don't jump from channel to channel. :)

[@Lewbo93]

They're staying here, and the only reason they haven't been regular uploads is because Ross had Covid

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

@@Lewbo93 My statement remains unchanged. However, I do hope Ross gets better soon. :)

[@TheMelter101]

As much as I love hat films, I’m always in Ying and Yang with smith and his spurious statements. Whilst I agree with him about hell and religious content generally.. when it comes to science and proper intellectual thinking, there’s a naivety and strong lack of fundamental logic/ reason. He thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is

[@aaronmcc1020]

I want a pack of cards but they are 40 dollars to ship to the US. Ahh.

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

Rip Ross, never going to forget how bad you are at games 🥲