I'M NOT LITTLE NO MORE!

Happy New Year's guys, thanks for all the support during 2013!
Hope to keep yall entertained for all 2014! Yeh!
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[@DashieXP]

I'm not short.. he just like really tall and stuff ... aiite I'm short.

[@ThtOnNmChngr]

true true

[@ziongivens1574]

Yo did u notice the cat sneak up on them

[@thegaminghamburger6207]

Lol

[@ractive7339]

Dashie he was about your height in the demon child video

[@shatraviousclark8037]

You cool

[@stardollblox]

I remember he was in the demon child vid.. homeboy got tall!!

[@zz1063]

stardollblox ikr

[@subscribehoe2530]

tf

[@francois9747]

Honestly, the older I get, the more I realise how much of a writing and comedic genius Dashie is. Im surprised he didn't pursue a career in directing.

[@cartoonyheader1646]

True, true

[@aquaaaaa]

factsss he could've easily went that route

[@h.rdfd.]

0:21 beyond scared straight

[@ShadowPlayz2005]

I love that show

[@BIZAZA09]

Lol

[@lilkrums3595]

Davis White 😂😂😂

[@slavprince608]

Yo das ma shit

[@xnortheast1106]

@@slavprince608 no

[@TheUKisThere]

Ay, Mah Boi. Is he still a Demon?

[@norefelix2377]

?

[@EdgarRodriguez-pl9vt]

Nore Felix you'll get it if you see another one of his videos called Demon Child

[@Majinmayy]

Yeah

[@ghettoasfuckxp]

TheUltimateKIC no im fine

[@ghettoasfuckxp]

ahah

[@justinbullard6750]

That's my new catch phrase "YOU A LIL AH BOI"

[@dat_one_boi_9879]

Justin Bullard gon use that at school on monday

[@zenki.flames-7571]

You a lil ah boi!

[@demetriahiggins276]

For real

[@yoominsvan4613]

0:26 BB just watching this all unfold (Rest in peace angel 💗💗)

[@taj9494]

“you don’t think i can’t read subtitles?” still makes me laugh till this day

[@YoraiDragon]

LOOOOOOOOOOL "You don't think I can read subtitles?"

[@alexmora3885]

cuz you dont get spanish

[@Xelnaeox]

Alex Mora Stfu.

[@mywhitejizz]

@@Xelnaeox stfu

[@leons.kennedy9824]

😂😂😂😂

[@MugShotJr]

He said u think I can't read subtitles I'm dead

[@HipHopMusicGenius]

Wow. This kid has grown.

[@ghettoasfuckxp]

thanx

[@Memecer]

@@ghettoasfuckxp wait are you the nephew..?

[@ghettoasfuckxp]

@@Memecer yeah

[@gtlive7177]

ghettoasfuckTM how tall are you?

[@stfu2364]

ɢʜᴇᴛᴛᴏᴀsғᴜᴄᴋTM lies

[@KaioReturns]

yo barney gonna have to chill jumping into my screen and stuff

[@kingsin8362]

FR

[@mikecar9899]

is it just me or is dashies family always beating him up?

[@RjQ50]

lmao its just a dominican thing :D

[@ThemParodyMakersOfficial]

Richii Jimenez Of course man. The struggle of been dominican.

[@jeianalottie]

ThemParodyMakers struggle of being black u mean

[@ruggedobserver4987]

@@jeianalottie Hes dominican wym

[@Kane22ize]

i just noticed that his nephew actually did look at the spot where the subtitle popped up lol

[@israelm.1302]

3 Strikes...Your out SLAP!!!!!LMFAO

[@tyreesepierre5156]

so funny bruh

[@tyreesepierre5156]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@yashi266]

Tyreese Pierre

[@grammarofficer9985]

*you're

[@travishenderson7759]

You’re*

[@CloroxBleach-rq3me]

He looked at the "help me" subtitle perfectly. 2:59

[@whoneedtrouble]

I remember when he used to be shorter than DASHIE!!

[@ghettoasfuckxp]

Lol

[@frenguice]

3:14 the most scared DashieXP has ever been

[@alazaesaldana8355]

Daniel is really tall for his age

[@fazedivine7290]

+Unique Simmer I'm 6'1 and I just turned 15

[@tomdoyle8213]

im 5'11 and im 14

[@DANIELDRAGONSWORD]

+Alazae Saldaña well i'm 15 and my name is Daniel and i'm 6'2 so

[@fazedivine7290]

Seems legit

[@TheHorsefrom]

I'm 9'4 and I'm 16

[@destinyjustice3768]

"You Don't think I can read subtitles??" 😂😂😂💀💀

[@ZQJP]

Lol my bedroom TV is a 32inch, Dashie was like "I was just playin' man, this lil' ass TV, fuck you gon' do with that man". Thanks Dashie. lol. :( xD

[@Shamwow78]

Dang, Barney didn't even give him any time to run lol

[@cartoonmaniac1633]

1:08 lol 😂 BB know wassup

[@barneyyight6642]

HAYAH DASHIE PUT ME IN THE SHOW

[@user-mo1ko4vi5f]

Barney YIGHT mm?m??

[@VisionYT-gq1gu]

Uh oh

[@anthonyjomar13]

😂 what?

[@jackcarroll2691]

Barney YIGHT hey Barney

[@richardrackley2430]

Lol I love how your nephew is putting so much effort into not laughing you can see it on his face

[@dbevans1328]

When he said "Help me" and looked at the subtitles I literally was like 👀😂😂😂

[@jcsonicprime]

Imagine how cool it must be to have dashie as an uncle

[@erikaortega1362]

Illuminati confirmed HE WANTED HIS BREAD TRIANGLES!!!!!!!

[@fantasyxmimi]

dang, he got Barney on you! aHYAIH!

[@damond123456789]

I love you man u make my day with your comedy! :)

[@DashieXP]

glad to hear that!

[@MindfulMatters734]

That sandwich couldn't look anymore dryer

[@spaceyokai]

just notice that all of dashies videos titles are in caps XD

[@kendrickbracy2222]

nu wow

[@jeianalottie]

nu even the gaming

[@Baller4Life23Legend]

I been with Dashie through 2012 & 2013!!!

[@MrJasonBrunk]

OH SHIT MAH WE GOT A BADASS OVA HER!

[@MrJasonBrunk]

***** YA I AM! AND BITCH JUST TRY AND PIC ON ME FOOL MA BROS WILL BE ON THIS PAGE IN A SEC AND BE JUMPIN ON U FOOL!

[@cheesecumbercp]

I been with Dashie since 2010...

[@almutairi201]

Been with dasher since 2011

[@bizcocho888]

wat about now mah boi

[@yeaaight2355]

you think I can't read subtitles 😂😂😂😂

[@xsliderx123]

Kid got tall

[@ReezyDoesIt]

Yo let me get those Gray Decembers though. Look fresh.

[@pl6825]

Yo ik its hella late but u know the name of those shoes 😂😂😂

[@ReezyDoesIt]

@@pl6825 No clue lol. I wish I did. They really did look clean

[@clout1064]

Bruh he just slapped dashie ...XD LMAO

[@yo-yb1ne]

C L O U T datchieeee

[@Kiyaa___]

0:16 lol my favorite part tho

[@jefferybrewer4842]

Dashie: “you ain’t gone disrespect me, this my house!” also dashie “man here’s that sandwich you wanted”

[@jennifer-ey3xq]

*"Is that my sister? Lemme see.."*

[@TYKI810]

damn Dash, Nephew done got taller them you son NEED TO STEP YO HEIGHT UP,EAT dem green vegetables!

[@MrJasonBrunk]

LOL, Weed jokes! XD

[@TDog14126]

your younger nephew is taller than u!

[@quinnjr5386]

no shit

[@underyourbed6795]

@@quinnjr5386 no shit

[@airballsincere5127]

@@underyourbed6795 no shit chain

[@eerieshot1882]

@@airballsincere5127 no shirt

[@nxeshx1560]

@@eerieshot1882 no shit

[@HECTORJABUNDISJR]

that walk while they were arguing had me rollin...

[@dominikkuharic1259]

Getting even a small gift from Dashie would mean so much to me :) But i know this was played like this for a reason , to make people laugh and happy :) GJ

[@Deucey0500]

Rip bb😢😢😢

[@thatboidizzy5495]

ik

[@dreamvair]

Dashie laughing before the subtitle part trying to keep it in lmao

[@TGOD96wiz]

"YOU A LIL AHH BOII" 😂😂😂

[@NightDawnDusk]

I wonder how he look now?

[@SPARKBOYX]

Watched every episode! Keep it up DASHIE

[@astroomxga7209]

"These the grey December's" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trustraub076]

LOL! He said "you tried it"! Love Dashie. Keep doing what your doing babe ; )

[@DatLarbieGuy]

The way Dashie talks entertains me.

[@Randy21021]

Dashie are you really gonna take that SLAP LIKE THAT THO?

[@joejokool]

Loved this video ! ! Bringing back Barney was a nice touch (: And hey, speaking of "bringing back" . . I think we're WAY OVERDUE for an Annoying Ass Friend 5 ! ! Dashie, PLEEEEZ ! ! I got these cheeseburgers ! !

[@AlainStudios]

Hey Dashie, you're freakin' funny today, and I saw your videos and I saw your Mortal Kombat videos, and I saw Smoke yelling LAQUISHA. XD

[@ratede91]

"32 inches...... You trying me!" I can't lie, shit was classic.

[@TJJohnson92]

YOOOO WHAT DID YOUR SISTER FEED HIM,he was just like 3 feet 2 years ago lol

[@pcglobingamer]

3:24 barney

[@jurdum8058]

6 years later and this shit still funny .

[@adrianuribe6723]

Lmao. Dashie really is Uncle Dash.

[@ThePlagueZ2]

Barney kinda scared me with that aheyat but that's besides the point

[@deangeloadams4648]

look at the bread at 0:44 then look at it at 0:48

[@ehenhexrjfiot9180]

"THESE THE GREY DECEMBERS" 😂I LOVE DASHIE MAN

[@imnottheonlyone3428]

He slapped the hell out of you + the nine live 😂 😂

[@sarahlackey7009]

your dog is so cute you should make a vido of him or her

[@mariauva6409]

Sarah lackey her name is bebe

[@kyrasimson2078]

Sarah lackey it's a girl if you watch mail time you would know by now

[@Kinobambino]

Sarah lackey he has

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

He always says she

[@KrisShawna]

Thats the homegirl bebe

[@TheJGBrotherhood]

6 years later, watching this video, i'm still laughing my ass off lmao. I wonder if he got even taller.

[@xrwither6688]

He looked at the subtitles and said “ Help me huh? You know what happens to snitches? They get stitches” Barney:HYEAI

[@QueTheQueen8]

You a lil ahh boy man. Had me dyin through the whole video 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@maxyoung5956]

7 years later still funny

[@Bluzo]

Damn Daniel!

[@alexdasher6750]

Charlie? Dashie? Either way you have just become my favorite KZbinr!!

[@Two3ro]

Ok that ending tho was unexpected. Straight dyin' over here.

[@Faygodreams.]

Who is watching this in 2016 and dashie was so skinny what happened

[@ginicole3684]

food is love. food is life.

[@KB-tv8qo]

Deimer Ibarra j coles garbage as fuck

[@ameliaarmstrong5866]

Deimer Ibarra he's still pretty skinny!

[@omg_bootyclapper4417]

Deimer Ibarra

[@Username10991]

Deimer Ibarra 0:21 dog:wtf is going on omfg. dashi:hrgdjrfeje

[@deangeloadams4648]

Why is it when every time his nephew comes over he's evil??!?!??!

[@aveonh7961]

Lol this was hilarious.Do a part 2!

[@DoubleYT]

"You don't think I can read subtitles" OMG too good

[@MalikiGilbert]

Lmaooooo dat nigga said 32 inches.....you tried me xD

[@TheCroweofAllTrades]

Lmao dem Gray Decembers THo!

[@Didithegoat]

If this wasn’t a skit, Dashie would be on the news

[@eyekahnzuya]

The Grey December. Im dying

[@dazharamie-swann7521]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorrry.. I'm gonna stay watching these videos tho..

[@DashieXP]

I appreciate that!

[@dazharamie-swann7521]

DashieXP *dies*

[@lilmamafontroy7316]

+DashieXP dashie got dat super saiyanswag

[@spongeypoo1498]

😍😍😍❤️❤️😝🤑🤑🤑😍😍

[@mayrarodriguez553]

I could see BB in the background 🐕🐶

[@sleepyfairy998]

people be thirsty seeing someone's relative.funny vid dash!

[@sebastianmichaelis3643]

dashie that fun type of uncle😂😂

[@DaVIBossMan]

Lmfao The Grey Decembers

[@romeyy2x496]

grey December's 😂😂

[@theiamcubanaxshow5001]

The GRAY DECEMBER'S 😭😭🤣🤣 I'M CRYINGGGGGG

[@blustickman752]

When they were spinning around that was the best dashie fight

[@collinhenderson9357]

I wish Dashie was my uncle

[@NotSasutokun-_-]

Me too

[@streetough]

lol 32 inches? You just tried me. XD

[@benniiboyy]

BB in lower left corner like: I need to call a mental hospital one day...

[@AIbertsStuffs]

dashie would be the most fun uncle or dad

[@ikeblackwell2754]

Great one dashiexp

[@breannawilson2971]

THIS IS MY HOUSE😁😁😁😂😂 LMAO

[@alexe7842]

I laughed so hard when the sub titles appeared 😂😂😂😂

[@agb_p1ayno454]

DUDE THAT WAS FIRE DASHIE

[@SilentDProductions]

AH-HYEAHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tyliyaross9758]

Let me have them shoes if he don't want em

[@lildizzy3298]

Just became a new sub I love the video man.

[@tmcgill2001]

That ending tho..lol..would love to see more Barny :-)