I made a trap house and started selling drugs in minecraft...

[@wildcat]

Thanks to Rise of Kingdoms for sponsoring my R-rated Minecraft adventures. Check out the game here: bit.ly/2Mtg7qw

[@TBOMBDABAUM]

I AM WILDCAT HI!!!

[@bdksm]

Jo

[@igorblyat7839]

[@radkouse1of1]

Yes sir.

[@Bobby-qh2wk]

Hi

[@butterflysenshi15]

Who knew Wildcat was secretly a GoT fanfiction writer? There's my surprise of the day. XD

[@lesleymcveighty2296]

What is the GoT fanfic (im gunna regret this arent i)

[@ryanwake7885]

@@lesleymcveighty2296 Watch the video?

[@lesleymcveighty2296]

@@ryanwake7885 i have but ill watch it again

[@lesleymcveighty2296]

@@ryanwake7885 also ive watched the whole vid but i dont remember seeing a got fanfic

[@luissanchez-fm7cb]

@@lesleymcveighty2296 fanfictions are basically parodies/fan written stories made by fan of the thing they're writing about. The regrettable part is there are people who write +18 type of fictions. For example Wildcat would be writing a +18 fanfiction about Game of Thrones.

[@areiviondelirium]

Minecraft: is a game that allows the player to unlimited creative possibilities Wildcat: Oh yeah that's cool but- drugs.

[@chemical3763]

well if it’s unlimited it’s one of the possibilities

[@SolarRex99]

Wildcat and smii7y: *selling drugs on a minecraft server* Mojang: "wait...that's illegal"

[@Hamadi_is_cool]

I’m some places it’s not

[@javenmurphy4064]

Not funny. Didn't laugh.

[@Madly_Zen]

I am 90% sure it is illegal to sell human flesh and black tar heroine anywhere on earth

[@Hamadi_is_cool]

what about that other 10%

[@Madly_Zen]

XXX Captainscaucelover6969 XXX that other 10% is me thinking you’re joking in which case I held back 10% to laugh if you are

[@goldylox3462]

Wildcat should make splash potions or just plain potions to sell in his trap shop so people will feel affects from the “drugs”

[@Sassaparilla]

Potions of Swiftness - Speed

[@kilnareth7970]

GoldyLox If you watch Jericho’s aka Tucker’s streams, Tyler already has plans for a shop at the shady ass pier for his potion shop

[@user-xi3zt7vl7k]

Lean

[@inciacci549]

Feather Fall potions! Oh wait, wrong game.

[@ilovemycooperwooper]

"lean"

[@kingenderdragon9788]

Can someone put a compilation together of all of the PG youtubers stumbling onto the drug house

[@jpmccabe2246]

I wish smii7y posted more of his multiplayer gameplay

[@__-dr5vm]

mini showed up at one point

[@internetexplorer8495]

@@__-dr5vm wait really

[@lazyninja1793]

If you are able to get into the Nether in this server, you could probably get some glowstone dust in there and you got yourself some Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo for your local business.

[@maxhayer5241]

He has but the server hasn't expanded enough to reach any.

[@carnivalwilson1978]

No you’d call it crack 💀

[@justsomeguy1136]

Uh? That's LITERALLY what sugar cane is for??? Are all of you cracked out??? It can LITERALLY be turned into white powder(coke)

[@justsomeguy1136]

@@kibbleknight2156 it's not cocaine if it ain't white

[@grassman64]

just some guy you thick skulled fuck, it is Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo, not coke, cocaine 1, or crack

[@mrbalance221]

For the record, a Minecraft block is 1meter x 1meter x 1meter. so that was literally a 2 meter long line of coke.

[@justsomeguy1136]

Holy fuck I just realized this. That's a LOT of coke

[@ambuknight]

Well shit... That's beyond overdose.

[@derlexium]

All I gathered from this was they had a great time

[@adamskyman1874]

1 x 1 is 1

[@lordfrostdraken]

DAMN

[@user-tz7cf2ej2j]

Them: We got drugs Aphmau shows up Me: What a mix of personality

[@CommandKen]

Imagine if she walks across Wildcat's Traphouse Lets see if she get triggered or something

[@GamrossSteel]

Yeah

[@jacklad263]

Tip: put your menu in a lectern so they can read without taking it.

[@ColeSlayz]

Jack I make fortnite videos ❤️❤️❤️

[@goosegod4729]

Brian the Trainer it’s not slow it’s very fast

[@deejemai4686]

Cole Slayz nobody gives a fuck

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

Cole Slayz We are NOT interested

[@harlem4614]

Shut up....

[@akhelis917]

Speedy : oh yeah we are not pg Also speedy : I love my Pokémon cape

[@fork4207]

KZbin logic: Swearing= no ads Selling drugs that’s totally ad friendly.

[@internetexplorer8495]

Shhh dont tell em

[@jerrow4185]

Wildcat: sells drugs in minecraft Monetization: am i a joke to you?

[@scouseleemini1]

It's minecraft they can't do shit... they maked a giant penis on Gmod and minecraft years ago and got away with it

[@evanmadden3372]

No but u r probably a joke to him godly llama

[@scouseleemini1]

Evan Cowling, because it *is* a joke

[@cloverwizard03alt37]

I find it fun that Skeppy is trying to be the richest on the server but his competition is against a Drug-Dealing Pig (and a milkbag with some sick shades) 😂😂

[@Alex-xv1jh]

how is it that it's always a pig that gives him the most competition in anything lol.

[@cloverwizard03alt37]

Game Freak ikr

[@doofinshmertz2383]

Lmao

[@Goobis4359]

Tyler: it’s honest work Smii7y: is it...? Tyler: well yea, I’m *honestly* selling drugs

[@NukelearFallout]

Lmao, what do imbeciles think "Honest" work is, anyways; working for a fucking corporation?

[@PobonsPing]

What are you doing Timmy Timmy: Oh nothing Mom _just watching someone sell drugs on Minecraft_

[@zipperzipzips3539]

Mom: Do you want the belt or the fist?

[@nilskalnins28]

Relatable

[@dln_yt]

Jashan Sidhu Timmy: Don’t worry mom, there’s no xanax

[@kylath2830]

timmy timmy timmy turner, he be looking for a burner

[@Seissmo]

Video games cause drug dealers :)

[@shadow20x]

Gotta admit this is better than watching your fortnite vids 😂😜

[@-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_]

Anything is better than his fortnite vids tbh 😂😂

[@TheBoss-zp4ur]

I agree 👌🏾

[@cyyy3117]

True

[@twitchanthony1528]

What fortnite?

[@kyrieirvingfanchannel8072]

I swear

[@bboychang2096]

You guys should add some Delphine bath water in your drug shop

[@user-gs5uz2dy2k]

Stfu

[@steel3047]

Stfu

[@GeekedGoose]

stfu

[@semthegoat8346]

Stfu

[@worthysacrifice975]

Stfu

[@duckyjoel5373]

Wildcat is slowly becoming a Minecraft KZbinr And I love it

[@theopportunist4837]

Tou shouldn't, he needs to fastly become a Minecraft KZbinr

[@masonouellette5279]

It's stupid as shit

[@warfour1261]

Clorox Wipes you know what else is stupid as shit? Your KZbin channel name...

[@Takashikoi]

I love you pfp and channel name :D

[@15southernpanthersamuelmar59]

I HATE it

[@westcoastyeeyee4088]

Next Wildcat video: I had a drug war in Minecraft. I robbed a bank in Minecraft I shot up a school in Minecraft I blew up a mall in Minecraft

[@drdespair3651]

What's next? I started World War 3 in Minecraft?

[@Deadpool....]

I committed genocide in Minecraft

[@corion121yt8]

Richardthe ShadowPrince ha

[@ryuuotaku35]

I mean. Crazy weirdness

[@jntvlogs707]

I built two towers.... Then flew planes into them. ON MINECRAFT

[@royaldoughnut2131]

4:30 *APHMAU JOINED THE GAME* . Me: I see my world is nearly completed

[@CommandKen]

What Aphmau will say if she saw Wildcat's Traphouse

[@CommandKen]

Also Jason/Aaron(Aph/Jess's husband) is in it too

[@チャンネルあから]

Family friendly youtuber just find a another youtuber selling drugs in Minecraft

[@Angel-dn2uw]

I want to see that happen badly

[@znachary]

WILDCAT’s Traphouse: Where our prices are low, and you are high

[@acxpert1448]

That's actually a good slogan XD

[@neppu3648]

Fucking genius slogan

[@lordfrostdraken]

Awww GENIUS

[@kowalskianalyse7743]

420 my dudes

[@Btwitznadeshot]

Swat: OPEN UPP wildcat: ITS A TRAP HOUSE HOMIE WE SELL DRUgs!!!!

[@gasousnebule7932]

Wow Aphmau and wildcat In the same server This is the most ambitious crossover ever

[@cindynieves7148]

Donibobes also

[@qwerty934]

Why?

[@localgore]

I hate Aphmau

[@minemaster2392]

I know, right??

[@kassandraofodyssey6475]

You got the cringy Minecraft KZbinr and the actually funny Minecraft KZbinr.

[@thefinalvalley]

LETS GO SELL SOME DRUGS But first a word from our sponsor What a way to introduce your sponsor wildcat, beautiful

[@ItzManic]

That Guy On youtube the fact that he needs a sponsor for minecraft is sad

[@gryxz6950]

Gotta say, wildcats version of "Game of Trones" is better than the original ending. 😂

[@nathananderson1614]

Straight facts Gryxz

[@battleax6364]

I want to see a whole series of them working their way up to the top of the drug market

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

"My mom told me to not do drugs, not selling them" -Smi77y

[@radkouse1of1]

Ok

[@zachsousa1499]

You butchered the fuck out of that but ok

[@hb9339]

“She didnt say dont deal drugs she just said dont deal with drugs”**

[@igorblyat7839]

Wildcat: I started selling drugs in Minecraft Next video: I shot up a Chick-fil-A in Minecraft

[@kilo1901]

One of his friends did blew one up.

[@reedmantor7306]

10:38 “2019 is a crazy year” *laughs during 2020 quarantine*

[@brown505gun9]

Laughs in 2021

[@bigbangar3327]

Seeing speedy and sidearms was a nostalgia bomb, I haven't watched them in so long

[@bumboy5687]

Buy into sp33dy and sidearms stock

[@rolfjorgensen1618]

You gotta sell pufferfish dawg. They actually get you high when you eat em

[@chemical3763]

MATTHEW575M he’s saying in Minecraft it gives you nausea

[@art-cs6us]

@MATTHEW575M which is...the joke

[@xaviercruz2633]

MATTHEW575M r/WHOOSH

[@joshjosh8977]

@MATTHEW575M r/WHOOOOOSHHH

[@SolarDragyxPinakagwapo]

@MATTHEW575M r/whooosh

[@WolfGaming-mv4tt]

Smii7y gets paid accidentally. Wildcat: did you just pay smii7y? Smii7y: ahahaha Trump The Art of The Deal.

[@dmontelli]

Can’t wait for Tyler to discover that there’s an actual drug mod

[@ZodokiEsparda]

... Damn i was away from MC a really Long time

[@justsomeguy1136]

@@ZodokiEsparda it's been in mc for a really long time lmao

[@ZodokiEsparda]

@@justsomeguy1136 Yeah and i played it when it was published killed the Ender Dragon and then stopped. I maybe played for 4 months Tops

[@OldDustyCheese]

i'm sure this is what the sponsors had in mind to be promoted on...

[@kiirchh]

lmao my thoughts exactly

[@sjeffy5137]

This is actually extremely entertaining, I’d love to see y’all do more insanely mature shit on this family friendly server, really entertaining

[@jamescupidon1661]

Everyone: let's play Minecraft Wildcat: *sells drugs*

[@thesavagetaxman846]

I don't know what's more shocking, the title of the video or the fact that KZbin somehow hasn't demonetized it XD

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

Minecraft my friend. 69% of the time it works all the time

[@sergiodominguez3678]

Adrian Diaz 420%*

[@chadnelson6837]

Love the book

[@___Ryan___]

I made one of these “businesses” in my friends world without him knowing and my slogan is..... Welcome back we sell Crack

[@arsyadsyuwariwarren9221]

That game of thrones story that wildcat wrote was better than season 8 itself

[@hunterwhitaker5764]

Arsyad Syuwari Warren str8 fax

[@clcudyeyxdoutcast]

True

[@BobBob-co8cm]

Speedy & Side and Wildcat, now that’s the crossover in Minecraft we needed

[@thelovershatexxx1620]

Factssssss!!!!!! I'm so happy

[@kennethlopez2647]

10:38 wildcat said “2019 dude, crazy year” but then 2020 came 🥴

[@boomboomkaboom9870]

KZbin sees drugs in the title: oh another video getting demonoti- KZbin sees minecraft in title: AHHH MIXED EMOTIONS

[@corjay8198]

You should sell flint and steel lighters and potion alcohol

[@mr.cheznut7342]

Trap house is for drugs

[@LilTodeepOfficialMusic]

fern for weed

[@Drxyy]

Mr. Cheznut alcohol is a drug

[@bombs_gta]

@@Drxyy alcohol is not a drug its a type of poison that isnt as harmful as chemical poison

[@Gatekeeper0880]

@@bombs_gta Alcohol IS a drug.

[@Zaddahar]

9:13 Smii7y: yea we good *snorts coke* Jericho: did you just to a line of coke Smii7y: nah Jericho: k den

[@gaysonderulo5411]

Seeing my childhood youtubers and streamers in the same server as my current youtubers and streamers does stuff to my heart

[@gabrielklushkan2438]

Gayson Derulo idek what server this is

[@tubeya7912]

@@gabrielklushkan2438 how to minecraft season 6

[@renny3503]

I always love when Speedy and Wildcat are in the same video. They are both KZbinrs I love.

[@thelovershatexxx1620]

Factssssss ‼️

[@JUSTAD1RTBAG]

"But first, a message from our sponsor!" *_immediate skip_*

[@soupisgoodfood3316]

Can you make another episode about this? And if not, can you sell books for your next job (Don’t forget about the dirty game of thrones books, those are good)

[@bkgocrazy6607]

Anybody else know that there's an actual drug mod in minecraft Wildcat could use instead

[@absolutelynoone6641]

BK GO CRAZY it’s a server

[@Flamecreeper677]

I’ve seen actual drug mods skydoesminecraft has used them before in videos.

[@Nietzschefan333]

@@Flamecreeper677 dude I havent heard of skydoesminecraft in so many years that man is a og minecrafter

[@Flamecreeper677]

Ya but I found the mod i was talking about it’s called psychedelicraft unfortunately it’s only on 1.7

[@hippo5747]

2 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos that Wildcat put out. I miss these minecraft days

[@TheVengefulNeo]

Friend: "So what'd you do today?" Me: "I uhh... Watched grown men sell drugs in Minecraft" Friend: ...

[@york7301]

No you watched them read Game of Thrones erotica in Minecraft

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

also friend: instantly does the same thing

[@race10ftw]

KZbin is probably going to have a hard decision on monetizing this or not

[@pbrn2533]

they prolly wont

[@bork116]

Lol no if they have a chance they will demonize anything

[@lordfrostdraken]

I got adds on it

[@devinedgin673]

Lol nah

[@bestofluck2955]

KZbin and Minecraft are BFF

[@StonerMELLO]

its been almost 3 years and I still think this is one of the funniest Minecraft videos I've ever seen XD

[@glormbusflormbus3962]

Poor aphamu literally joined a server with a trap house lol

[@sebyx1760]

LMFAOOO

[@m00nyin82]

I haven't watch her vids since the Emerald. Now that Aaron and Aph are minding each other while these two madman ruin time.

[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

Read this as I saw it 😂

[@lukedennis4161]

I love aph been watching her since Minecraft tekit

[@lexy9018]

luke dennis I started watching her since the beginning of Minecraft diaries and stopped watching her after the first season of Emerald came out

[@xcentria7500]

I- I never thought I'd see Wildcat and Aphmau playing on the same minecraft server. Literally opposite sides of minecraft lmao

[@CommandKen]

One side they are avoiding swearing, making dirty jokes because their channel are kids friendly Meanwhile other side they're selling drugs What if Aphmau and Jason making a stream and then they saw Wildcat's Traphouse?

[@wee12318]

i love how the chat is a nice funny conversation while wildcat shows smii7y his drugs.

[@johnandreadakis7838]

Wait is that Beef and Splingo champions, The gaming legend KYR Speedy and Redstone God Bidearm? I better buy some stocks

[@jpichardo2285]

6'5 GAMING LEGEND KYR SP33DY?

[@ace7692]

What happened to first 30 sec? Wildcat: *casually says* "i will be trying to sell drugs to the other KZbinrs"

[@ReAp_TropicalZ]

GlumXY sponsor

[@phils-too-many1841]

10:40 Wildcat: 2019, crazy year dude 2020: Hold my corona

[@vindurza]

*a snapping sound is heard as the monetization bot rips its head 360 degrees around at the title of the video*

[@ThisIsAdam52]

More content with Speedy and Side!🙌 Please!

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

Shout out to the first video I ever watched made by you!

[@samuelbuckaroo2695]

Out here getting lucky and catching the video just as it comes out, thanks for the content Tyler

[@ljpapa6047]

Nobody: Not a single soul: The comments: *MaKe ThIs BlUe If YoU LoVe WiLdCaT!*

[@fazewashington2675]

So true!

[@sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647]

MaKe ThIs BlUe If YoU LoVe WiLdCaT

[@N0ugamiNeur0]

The first and last time Tyler and Smii7y will be in this server XD

[@princesspotato115]

This. Is. Ganna. Get. Demonetized 😂😂 im cracking up though this is amazing

[@BrentCubZeez]

That's why he has sponsors

[@anthonyl_2032]

He’s doing the video in Minecraft so it’s clear

[@hate2xonbox]

Mom- hey tyler what you do today Tyler- i made a traphouse and started selling drugs in minecraft Mom- 😧

[@tftp-9544]

Drinking potion of slowness = sizzurp/purple drank

[@licivec]

Notch: Minecraft is family friendly Wildcat:sells drug in Minecraft

[@cartooncritique6625]

Minecraft maybe family-friendly, but nobody said anything about the people who play it! XD

[@licivec]

Yea ok your right

[@exokimbo7051]

Although it has to do with drugs ... The idea is very creative

[@gabbeeees]

seeing all of these minecraft youtubers from my childhood makes me so nostalgic wtf

[@Captianmex1C0]

You should've invited Swagger or Zuckles

[@bleunight9199]

They would pay big for some grass and 'wheed'.

[@angelstorm3]

Swagger for real lol

[@habitsrabbit]

Swagger would have snorted everything.

[@angelstorm3]

@@habitsrabbit true that

[@voltangelo]

**Sees Notification** *YOU DID W H A T*

[@RRAAZ]

Whaat? You e never played tuber simulator?

[@infinityxdragon6622]

@@RRAAZ CREEPER?

[@infinityxdragon6622]

@@RRAAZ Awww maaan!

[@snommo]

Who else wanted to see him make a golden apple in steroids

[@pumpkin-i6r]

Me 😋😊😊

[@leosutherland7277]

Or pufferfish as edibles

[@mexicansavage1782]

Jamie and Cersei mid 69 and Tyrion walls in 🤣😂 I’m dying

[@radkouse1of1]

Of course, out of all the things you can make in Minecraft you make a drug store.

[@johnnysureno]

Why not

[@johnnysureno]

More money

[@radkouse1of1]

@@johnnysureno I mean...

[@josephcruz8484]

You’re literally a video genius dude. I just watched this video after it being out for 10 months lol. Straight comedy. Love it!

[@theslenderfox]

Remember when Wildcat fake snorted cocaine and got a blood nose

[@theonesweeney]

it wasnt tyler, it was mini *facepalm*

[@theslenderfox]

@@theonesweeney oh yeah my b

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

@@theonesweeney those were the good days...

[@narancia_bb]

@@Crimson_Screwball3446 ikr

[@pumpkin-i6r]

That was funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roze1375]

Never thought id see the day where one of my favorite youtubers sold drugs in minecraft to another on of my favorite youtubers

[@justarandomcheesydorito4652]

Here at Wildcats' traphouse We sell drugs straight to the point

[@WorrizEcko]

3:49 I haven’t Heard Wildcat Sniff this Hard Since He sniff That Oak Door In Gmod

[@ZodokiEsparda]

Good Times

[@oKinggg_]

Drugs in title. Susan: wait that’s illegal

[@Kitten202021]

Oreo King Also Susan W. “But... it’s Minecraft. Meh, they’re fine.”

[@endyender1703]

4:08 that moment when you realize these guys could get trolled...

[@NovoPravda]

Tyler sould pay smii7y 420 And say "baize it"

[@DarkSpino306]

Somewhere in the past: "in the future we'll have flying cars." 2019: "I'm selling drugs on Minecraft."

[@mynamesamari8233]

Wait. Doni’s in that server? DONI THE DUCK??? This is madness

[@icecream1728]

THIS IS SPARTA

[@JaceIsJumbo]

Damn, Speedy in a Wildcat video. It's been a long while.

[@dannotation9557]

2012: “Minecraft Let’s Play Part 1!” 2019: “i built a trap house and started selling drugs in Minecraft”

[@lyricthefoxstudios4418]

i really wanna see wildcat starting his new business, doing the whole book business would make me shit my pants with laughter

[@_simon.s_]

That story should be called Game of Bones.

[@shmoney228]

“Bit of a different video” Title: I made a trap house and started selling drugs in Minecraft.

[@EnvyTheReaper]

Two guys selling too much in a trap house all day, so they start getting high on their own supplies by the end.

[@temperamentaltyrant4599]

4:31 aphmau, a roleplay minecraft channel thats mostly kid freindly Wildcat : showing people his drugs. why is this so funny to me

[@CommandKen]

Imagine if Aphmau and Jason walking around in the server and saw Wildcat's Traphouse? It would be crazy if they planned to buy one lmao

[@rebeccapuffenbarger6688]

Lol

[@iiVee]

You should a a brown mooshroom so that you can get suspicous stew

[@justsomeguy1136]

Or just sell mushrooms period lmao

[@thashingbeast55]

I just love the fact that their motto thing is "we sell drugs"

[@twistedwizard-wt9er]

50 for a g of bud. Maybe for a cut but cmon wildcat

[@Rosocks87]

2:44 is it?

[@brziperiod]

The thumbnail is all time great lol - petition to make a WildcatCraft server (or make one that’s smii7y themed called MilkCraft) as a fan server

[@eff6940]

Wildcat: "If you're ever having a slow day you can just... *SNIFFffFFFfFfF*