I Made Chicken and It Was A Disaster

This is the greatest chicken cooking of All Time

[@Featherstar47]

Charlie cracking an egg and instantly dumping the contents into the sink is a good summary of his cooking skills

[@thelobo625]

The fact that it happened not one, but two times is mindblowing to me

[@nickmilo932]

​@@thelobo625 and the fact that he'd probably try a third time if he wasn't pushed to do it normal.

[@PrinceFloof]

More like you've seen it all at this point, I humbly hope he improves

[@fkinaroundj8438]

“I’m tired of people shitting on my cooking” Proceeds to crack egg into a sink twice and make coal

[@serbiancountryball3024]

Truely a wonder cook am i right?

[@andreabenton7798]

@@serbiancountryball3024 Yup 10/10

[@decorumlopez9147]

the shell is the only part you need.

[@TookiTanuki]

Actually confuses me how whenever Charlie enters a kitchen actual disaster ensues

[@M4skedBoi]

Still proves his point because this is the TRUE delicacy and revolution of the definition of fine culinary dining as Jesus himself made this

[@TookiTanuki]

Charlie’s kitchen is like an actual warzone at this point

[@mhollis1231]

Warzone lets gooo i like warzone haha

[@dariusdrew7427]

@@tommyrobinsin5578 L

[@whitedog8529]

@HarkMollis you must be someone who can’t use non meta guns

[@827Drew]

He's got a point though. You need to keep the vampires away with the garlic. Seriously, garlic is good for you. Don't eat 30 pounds. 1-2 cloves. You don't want the food to taste like garlic. You done fked it up if you do that. Moderation.

[@michaelballard4916]

We should have Charlie and Kay do a master bake off

[@DamnUsernameTakenFU]

Charlie cant possibly 100% every side quest. He's bound to fail some.

[@dumbasshacker7621]

Only the cooking ones

[@Eirud]

Inconceivable. The quest failed him.

[@tankiecell671]

he failed the height quest. completed low bodyfat and no recessive hairline quest tho.

[@Thriving_in_Exile]

It's the Charisma checks, my dude.

[@senna2]

you dare suggest this is one of them??

[@OrdinarySausage]

I feel like you are missing an important step

[@cavecanem1741]

I wonder if charcoal will sausage 🤔

[@mac768]

now you need to make a sausage out of charlie’s chicken parm

[@unknown-rq9ce]

Needs mayonnaise

[@ilikefood1609]

@@cavecanem1741 he tried that before with charlie and he didn’t like it

[@cavecanem1741]

@@ilikefood1609 link?

[@Freyjinn]

there's nothing more hard in life than stopping yourself from helping a friend terrible at cooking, its torture lolll

[@GhostTypeLemon]

@Verified Comment Police 🤨

[@hittitheza]

@Verified Comment Police lmao someones mad

[@shneepz1016]

@Verified Comment Police Respect the grind but calm down

[@indibiningingman6510]

@Verified Comment Police keep going buddy

[@darkybeary6512]

@Verified Comment Police they're comments are usually still funny, and definitely more funnier than yours.

[@maybe_adam]

Summary: He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

[@justa_fish5867]

@hv a gooday did i ask

[@blueberryboi9426]

he’s very, very confused, but he’s got the spirit

[@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle]

Why is my food making device burning me? I was to understand you put stuff in and get food. He's an alien, or a really no common sense person who can relate to people and struck at the right time. So he's an alien, should I get out the camcorder?

[@dodowithacamera797]

A little confused? He cracked an egg directly into his sink. Hes more than a little

[@Cethil]

I don't fucking understand how charlie survived his whole life with those skills

[@driftspecs13]

Parents and Tiana.

[@beanboii9636]

he didnt survive, he simply denied death

[@them4licious0ne]

he has tiana with him

[@delta.1295]

He’s just following the meme, I really doubt he’s that bad at cooking. He’s Jesus!

[@WLxMusic]

@@delta.1295 tbf, do you really think Jesus needed to cook? I'm sure he could just will some southern style rib eye from rocks or some shit when he wanted

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay watched this shit go down

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

oh my god its the guy that doesnt have a mustache

[@netardedrigger9683]

😐

[@quenonisbsphennin4286]

imagine fuckin being good at commenting but only that not having good comments no just being a bot that finds a new video for you type a quarter assed comment on with no value

[@unfixedeward]

why do i see you every where

[@jonathanathor117]

He would have an aneurysm and a stroke at the same time.

[@bdawk511]

I feel like Charlie has 98% white shirts, while Matt has 98% Lightning gear

[@twistedtay7685]

Accurate

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

True

[@popkornking]

Is someone in Matt's family on staff with the Lightning or something? In the skating video they were at the Lightning practice/backup rink and last year Charlie got a picture with the Cup, Killorn, and Vasilevskiy.

[@milesedgeworth132]

@@popkornking They're just big fans and have a company and influencer power behind them.

[@sunnimoberly4845]

@@popkornking Charlie has a picture with the Cup???? I must see this!!

[@TriMageRyan]

Charlie is like every Kitchen Nightmare chef ever. He makes an affront to god, gets criticism, and just says "well I think it smells good, I dunno what they're talking about"

[@salemcrow5078]

To be fair, the "idk what you're talking about smell great" is mostly for the meme.

[@The_Devious_King]

I love when he showed the chicken was simultaneously burnt and raw. I see Charlie’s genius unfolding right before my eyes. It's unadulterated creativity transferred into this godly work of art that only true intellectuals can understand. Brilliant.

[@Drennababy]

“I don’t cook. I create.” *Jesus has spoken*

[@miaruuu8375]

Bust out the five loaves and two fishes

[@Rosesrosie3]

Read this right when he said it

[@daniellaalino1544]

It's always: "I tried to make *blank* and it was a disaster"

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r16XoZivpbGfgaM

[@kemimin4950]

even watching them cut fruits for the tier list video was .. an experience

[@Michael-bm9de]

I'm not sure if he's just doing this for content or his cooking is legitimately pathetic.

[@nnnyel]

A little bit of both

[@ZackofSpades]

The ignorance is real. The willfullness is for content.

[@shoobzy3431]

Same I genuinely wondered that as well. The way he just constantly keeps doing the most brain dead things while saying he doesn't know what he's doing wrong makes me lose braincells.

[@Michael-bm9de]

@@shoobzy3431 I'm starting to think he's just doing it for content cause you have be some next level dumbass to repeat the same simple mistake. Its just so unnatural. I love watching Charlie's vids but these type of videos are just sad.

[@sapnupua5]

he was up 24hours in the stream beforehand tbf

[@apxprdtr_mge]

I love how he Shrunk himself to about Tiana's height to make her feel better.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Nah he was always just that small and Tiana chopped her ankles off to compensate for him

[@Modred_958]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Im a year late but LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@LoveeTayyx3]

“If you can get past the taste of it, it’s pretty good.” Lmao

[@OneFinalAutumn]

The reason Charlie is qualified to rate and judge other people's bad cooking, is because he himself is the God of terrible food.

[@lukef.2320]

Only real know real

[@kisque9904]

is that he*

[@maurits4845]

He knows it when he sees it

[@akillen77]

Its funny because he's even worse than Cooking with Kay

[@nazeem8770]

I can already see the headline; "Florida man accidently poisons all his friends and loved ones whilst trying to cook chicken for his online audience"

[@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie]

Not enough mayonnaise, we’ve seen enough KZbin chefs to know that was a problem

[@ExistentialNathan]

Charlie - the only man who needs an army to hold his hand through cooking.

[@AsterSea]

My man has been taking notes from Kay, the Goddess of cuisine.

[@l3k064]

Who guessed that the guy mocking salad on a burger would mess up while cooking... seems everyone is a critic so anyone can be criticized

[@serbiancountryball3024]

Lol

[@omaru-san]

Lettuce on burgers is a warcrime

[@soul0172]

@drew scrivers it's all done in the name of entertainment

[@teehundeart]

@@omaru-san it needs to be fresh and crispy and helps balance out the dish

[@ALEXGAYMAR2312]

Fuck lettuce on burger

[@josephn364]

When he cracked the egg directly into the sink. Omfg lmao. I almost heard the windows shutdown sound.

[@cameronb7161]

Actor, scientist, writer, musician, sharpshooter, and now a chef?! Charlie is a jack of all trades and master of all.

[@anckx1143]

“I’m tired of people shitting on my cooking” *Drops half a stick of butter into sauce*

[@Sir_IsaaClarke]

6:39 - the most manly battle cry

[@phothalabounmaphouxay6148]

It's like watching your sims character learn there first cooking skill.

[@josephn364]

I love how the pan is white, so you really see the black of the burnt chicky parm.

[@Slappaccino]

If Matt and Tiana weren't such good parents Charlie would be completely helpless.

[@skybound2340]

And Andrew is the cool uncle

[@garrydimasa1964]

He's got real homies, boy what an envy.

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Charlie really could’ve used Louis Weisz’s chicken slapper.

[@xeix954]

876

[@panqueque445]

"It tastes like it was on the grill somehow" Ah yes. When your dad takes a nap while grilling meat.

[@Swoopd]

12:18 matt in the back trying to fix the sauce like the rat in ratatouille

[@kitzi4470]

Every time I fail at cooking something I just always remember that at least I’m not as bad as Charlie

[@Ironhide97]

I’m so used to seeing Charlie in a white T-Shirt… but I can NOT for the life of me stop staring at those white 2005 basketball shorts 🤣 this is truly evolution at its finest

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r16XoZivpbGfgaM

[@prosplaydirty7091]

LOL now i cant unsee it

[@serbiancountryball3024]

True evolution at its peak

[@chloethompkins5648]

Even with Matt as his sous chef messing everything up Charlie was able to create a culinary masterpiece

[@leejanus9887]

It's nice to see Charlie following in the footsteps of famous youtube chefs like Kays Cooking and Cooking with Jack Show.

[@Boltman47]

"I'm so tired of ppl shitting on my cooking" famous last words...

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r16XoZivpbGfgaM

[@serbiancountryball3024]

These bots above me dont even deserve famous last words

[@M0rdecai5188]

"You want more garlic?" "Nah, I'll just dump this clove in." *Cue Matt looking over in a mixture of fear and disgust* "..MMM"

[@silverhawk8699]

"You're telling me a shrimp fried that rice?" *"You're telling me a Charlie made that chicken?"*

[@wandatherranova4258]

Charlie is kinda people who said "i never cook but i think i will figure out how to cook 🐔 when i get to it" while burning his kitchen down in the back ground

[@ebithrilebithril]

there is a reason Jesus needed magic to make food rather then just cook it

[@billiboi122]

How is it that everything these 2 cook is somehow always worthy of a video

[@mohamedelsheikh4378]

Goddamn you gotta love how charlie's how is a mix between fratboy and responsible adult, he's got all the pots and pans you need to cook but still has all his food on paper plates

[@y.a100]

there should be a child's gate to keep charlie locked away from the kitchen

[@naniiiuwu6534]

"I don't cook, I create" Thats Jesus for you

[@Velka-.-]

Eventually... Charlie Stopped Thinking...

[@josephtheginger2907]

You better be glad Joe Bastianich wasn’t there or else he would’ve smashed the chicken and every plate in your house before calling your parents to let them know that you will never amount to anything.

[@SarahA93E]

This gives me mixed emotions, it hurts but it also amusing.

[@tefalos2155]

Glad knowing that the son of God is trying his best to create living organisms just like what his dad does.

[@piercemccauley7079]

how does someone have this thinking process when cooking

[@Redhoodjoker]

This is the most diverse channel on KZbin and I love it

[@driftspecs13]

14:13 Andrew looks like Kay's son when he's tasting her "food".

[@dillonflood826]

Master chef Charles at it again. Cooking with moisture and pure testosterone.

[@vedaswift3934]

the girlfriends running and cleaning up behind him and fixing things are the back bone of this video

[@sonofdevil666]

00:57 The reflection in the microwave killed me

[@Max-ej4oh]

I often wonder how these guys made it to that age without knowing how to cook. I love it!

[@seen7163]

The more videos I watch, the more I'm convinced Charlie has no basic life skills whatsoever. I'm willing to bet the dude still has his mom wash his clothes.

[@walterayala682]

Charlie: trying to cook Me: *I don’t think you have the facilities for that big man*

[@brandonmiotke]

Charlie’s cooking is so cryptic. I hope when the aliens come, this is what we have left as a tutorial for cooking

[@zaklesiou]

This is an actual culinary crime

[@GunsmithGaming]

I have witnessed for the first time scary cooking, but equally comical and entertaining. Balance achieved

[@neokey5602]

Can’t believe even a legend like Charlie has been bested by the warfare of cooking

[@droppinwoes4346]

this is like watching somebody try to open a jar of pickles with their teeth, i love when charlie tries basic household tasks XD

[@mythrilman672]

I have never seen a cockroach anywhere other than a bug museum.

[@plank3947]

“My whole brain shut off” literally the story of my life dude

[@trentmccants9805]

Why is Charlie's shorts longer than he is tall I'm confused?

[@deadlyradicalassassin5582]

Gotta hide the massive dong somehow

[@cavecanem1741]

Charlie's out here making chicken Parm, meanwhile Tiana is baking cake 👀

[@Defocus_]

Charlie has a really nice kitchen for someone who can legit kill you with his cooking

[@0megaWarrior]

Everyone in the comments: "Charlie sucks at cooking." Me: Aww look at how cute and well behaved Tetra is!

[@lRydeRdiel]

Alternative title: Floridaman burnt house down trying to make parmesan chicken.

[@spaceinvader5576]

"I don't cook, I create." KITCHEN BLOWS UP

[@Sigmalyn]

Charlie is like that anime girl, who can't cook for her life.

[@skyarmyrecrui87]

Florida man burns house down in kitchen fire.

[@Fillthrill]

The best chicken is the one you excavate from a hardened tomato and cheese bed

[@zacherytaylor]

What do you think Charlie ate before he had money? Just like ramen and a cut up hot dog?

[@ohyeah1233444444445]

Watching Charlie cook makes me feel so much internal pain

[@Bhnbhn]

Tiana and Matt are the real MVPs for immediately going to the pan’s rescue. Tiana is just super patient with Charlie.

[@carlomaster1o596]

Id wanna see if Dunkey can top that cooking skill He'd be shaking if he saw this

[@nedeljkonator]

So far I have endured 4:12 of stress, don’t think it’s gonna stop from here

[@steverokes3946]

"I don't cook I create" -jesus

[@cody7490]

on this episode of kitchen nightmares :

[@Quentino808]

"My cooking is so good it's bring wildlife in"

[@SinghStrings]

I watched this live and couldn't stop screaming. Wanted to throw a baby fit like Joe Bastianich!! Masterpiece nonetheless

[@riosjmo]

Where was this streamed?

[@SinghStrings]

@@riosjmo on Twitch few weeks back

[@DyLimbo]

"I don't cook, I create"

[@KOTR2003]

Oh lord, it seemed like Matt knew his way around the kitchen ... then he poured cold water into a piping hot pan. That is a great way to fuck up the non-stick coating.

[@Seiaeka]

Little did we all know, Charlie was following a recipe from the Necronomicon.

[@dr.coomerclone146]

The dog keeps walking in then looking around confused

[@vrgauss8451]

It's quite the unique approach how he fossilized the chicken

[@masondavis234]

Even the dog is done with Charlie lmao

[@ajromanii]

“It’s gonna taste good” it intact was not good

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r16XoZivpbGfgaM

[@cedarburge4865]

The part where he just cracked the egg into the sink had me Ded

[@M4skedBoi]

Twice.

[@russell7790]

“i only bought one but they sent five “

[@raymondvenezianoSSDDNFGU]

Redeemed with “good chicken”

[@kaz8297]

Cockroach: *exists* Every female within a 10 mile radius: “I will now be announcing my departure”

[@chedbath1091]

I like how literally everyone is there to supervise him

[@ZachAlaska907]

Charlie can’t do videos on other goofy cooks without you guys bombing them, so now he is the goofy cook lmao

[@k3rk3rk]

Charles made chicken and it was a disaster

[@conbrafo237]

3:45 it was a test egg to make sure that there was no red dye in the egg from Matt

[@cloudzsimps5707]

HERE WE COME SALMONELLA