I made every block extremely slippery (ft. WilburSoot)

[@amypotato2614]

Fundy: “It is extremely dangerous” Wilbur: Having the best time of his life sliding into the ocean

[@somerandomava5967]

:D

[@perlitacarpio6125]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pony8962]

REMOVE 20 LIKES

[@ranbo0]

Lmaooo

[@Yudirim]

@@pony8962 you sack

[@GonwaLibbyVid]

I love how this is just 20 minutes of two men bickering like a married couple but also the floor is slippery

[@Joltning]

any time wilbur is in a video he argues like a married man pl

[@turtlegamer6677]

@@Joltning not with pyrocynical

[@Joltning]

pyrocynical is not a human

[@lostkey7301]

@@turtlegamer6677 pyrocynical is not a human

[@knowun8855]

pyrocynical is not a human

[@JJ-fw9pq]

“This is Wilbur Swuthh” “There is this realm called the Neeyther” -Both by a possibly intoxicated Fundy

[@Asher-storm]

It was " neither " not " neighther "

[@JJ-fw9pq]

@@Asher-storm so sorry

[@lilyllamaaa]

The editor put neeyther lol Edit, after watching more of the video: future fundy put neeyther lol

[@spiderycider]

@@Asher-storm it was nayther more like

[@user-wq5cs4en5v]

@@Asher-storm its a silent g, like "fiGht"

[@underthetreeproductionsOffical]

11:40 It’sfundy fell from a high place Wilbur: “not used to heights are you?” Wilbur hit the ground too hard Instant karma

[@toast6375]

Man makes fun of fox, instantly regrets it

[@thatonelgbtqfarmer]

@@toast6375 dhar man

[@peterchen5574]

this is why foxes are hated by many countries

[@xchure]

The Dirty Crime Boy and a literal fox play minecraft.

[@cristensullivan7301]

A fox in jotaro cosplay

[@disc1142]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[@rickastleybutroblox7302]

U dare call fundy furry boi?

[@void_v4763]

furry jotaro

[@klarissabriones3110]

Furry boi and mr.deep voice plays minecraft ( i cant think of a name for wilbur )

[@thedacenorpes3681]

"I don't like the sea. It's scary, dark, deep, and it gets under my fur." -Fundy, with a lightsaber.

[@Mayozxii]

-me AND fundy

[@cessposter]

cat in a nutshell

[@peteresoe4489]

Attack of the Colds

[@thedacenorpes3681]

@@peteresoe4489 Revenge of the heat

[@indexifee8791]

@@thedacenorpes3681 a new water source

[@natalia-wc8ze]

“I learn everything I know from Grian” Me too, buddy, me too.

[@SpinkleBope]

Ah yes, I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@burcopresents]

Who doesn’t learn everything from Grian, the man, the god himself.

[@_aj_2343]

The tnt bird man himself

[@mtn123ro]

Gluten Nacho j

[@jenarteaga447]

The one and only the best builder it is mumbo with last place and grian in first place.

[@willdoesntexist]

10:36 fundy: arguing about cottages wilbur: *agressively peels bark*

[@Simple-qx2rj]

YEAHHHH

[@D1llBean]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Otamatone69]

10:24

[@UnableToucan]

*Agressively strips*

[@semedy9605]

i love how they’re not even paying attention to the slippery blocks the whole video

[@membryo9247]

Yes

[@semedy9605]

@@membryo9247 yes.

[@JasonGharib]

Yes

[@miaisasillyfellow]

Yes

[@Snaking_Gamer]

seY

[@navy8451]

Fundy on YoutTube: Almost no swearing Fundy on Twitch: *Anvil sounds intensifies*

[@sunsetskye483]

I didn't even notice that lmao. I'm so used to him swearing

[@navy8451]

@@sunsetskye483 lmaooo

[@navy8451]

@@sunsetskye483 actually now I'm also used to him swearing but when i made this comment was when i first started to watch his lives and i thought he was that normal guy who didn't swear at all but now im okay with this lol

[@sunsetskye483]

@@navy8451 Lol it's a little jarring at first

[@sukunavxq]

i love fungi

[@murderouscroww]

fundy saying "he's pretty good at minecraft" before cutting to wilbur's mcc4 death sent me into hysterics and im only 22 seconds in

[@equi_noxious]

Real

[@kip_zztt]

12:45 Wilbur: Im Going To Speak Deutch Fundy: Yeah Go On Wilbur: **Duck Noises**

[@dvmb4ss_]

He said dutch

[@BierBart12]

​@@dvmb4ss_ Give him some slack, he's a vampire who hasn't yet adjusted to the fall of the holy roman empire and Germany being split from the Netherlands

[@nosir0174]

fundy: “we are in EXTREME DANGER, wilbur” wilbur: *slipping and sliding around into the water* weee

[@Y-N1344]

I agree Made you look hehe

[@PerfectProtagonist]

@@Y-N1344 I thought there was going to be a link.

[@Y-N1344]

@@PerfectProtagonist sorry about that 😅

[@duskygamer25]

ah yes

[@JackalsWife_]

@@Y-N1344 LOL

[@Scyramine]

"I learn everything I know from Grian." I didn't think my respect for Wilbur could get any higher.

[@helloZ]

That's my President

[@Scyramine]

@@helloZ Yessiree.

[@Scyramine]

@Danko Ruijgrok PESKY BIRDDD

[@pheonixlycan_]

@Danko Ruijgrok Idk what you are talking about. Grian *TOTALLY* has nothing to do with Poultry Man. 😏

[@leifberry]

Grain

[@frog_grotto]

Whenever wilbur is in someone else’s video he always manages to talk to the editor and try to get them to do something

[@Flamed_YT]

Yea

[@mopishnose3321]

@@Flamed_YT yea

[@abekomo]

@Carter Dyrhaug yea

[@MilotheChreature]

@@abekomo yea

[@hithere5459]

@@MilotheChreature yea

[@gachabiz9216]

Oml Wilbur using that extra skin to put on and take off a jacket? GENIUS

[@ploffsen3089]

When Wilbur plays with someone it always ends up becoming a competition... 2024 edit: Turns out this didn't just apply to friendships

[@Ren-tx8up]

In my class we call it ultimatum

[@kelekasanasith5778]

I thought it was wholesome when Wilbur said he learns everything from Grian

[@sssarah1725]

OwO

[@thecrazyastrogirl]

Ploffsen *Jschlatt.* *_No other words._*

[@Electrobyte9797]

He has a god complex

[@FxredrillRose]

Alternative title: Two adult children go ice skating

[@roninalpha9424]

Actually wilbur soot treats Fundy likes son and I search google that *DADBURSOOT* is the dad of fundh

[@SubscribeToRayXD]

666 LIKES WTF

[@notacupcake5598]

Just remember that on the Dream SMP Wilbur is Fundy's dad and Fundy's mother is a salmon named Sally XD

[@roninalpha9424]

@@notacupcake5598 HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@blueberrymuffin1103]

@@SubscribeToRayXD LaNgUaGe!

[@interdimensional4288]

Any KZbinr that does something with Wilbur Soot ends the video a slightly different person

[@blearkob]

slightly gayer

[@fisharecool2849]

@@blearkob lol

[@gnomeking8036]

Do any of u know the song at like 0:30 the guitar one?

[@asbuilt0017]

@@gnomeking8036 the song is animal crossing kk crusing true remix

[@gnomeking8036]

@@asbuilt0017 thx a lot man

[@Señor_f]

7:06 this hits different now man 💀💀💀

[@craftypig1774]

Was just thinking this bro lmao

[@MagnusOpus_]

Lmaooooooo

[@inotfunny5755]

Wilbur: It was like a disstrack, but i was encouraging people to be nice to them First Line: The Squids are completely useless

[@milk_choc7889]

I mean, the first line is like a disstrack, and the second is encouraging people to be nice to them.

[@sfyner]

@@milk_choc7889 bruh......

[@infinitepower98]

@Hater69 I mean he isnt wrong

[@vienna410]

InfinitePower98 YT well it’s the only way other than wither roses to get black dye

[@User-1939t9]

technoblade: laughs in potatoes

[@cecil869]

“Can we have Dream SMP war?” “No we have Dream SMP war at home.” Dream SMP war at home: 10:10

[@mcplumpkin6191]

"can we have a war" "no we have a war at home"

[@jadaanderson7545]

I made it into a story :) Let me tell you an old tale from the colden days. It’s about a war. The war of the logs and the stripped. A great battle between two leaders of great armies. Frozen in the cold, they fought to build a warmer, stronger, and more beautiful cabin. However this all ended just as it started. With controversy. As each man performed one dangerously stupid act in an attempt to one up the other, they both came so near to death that their lives flashed before their eyes. With this they decided to work together, but the rivalry was still blazing underneath their frozen skin.

[@emmalee4987]

@@jadaanderson7545 omg this video was a joke and you making a whole story plot

[@boyandjellysandwich]

@@jadaanderson7545 :O That's really good!

[@Unpug]

Lmao

[@meaganentriken7491]

Little did he know, a mere two months later, Wilbur would become his father

[@stud10r3j3ct]

wait

[@pompom7943]

And then he would become an orphan

[@kittycat6555]

Pompom. So sad :((((

[@mikat_2977]

Help me step-dad

[@kaejamieson1458]

@@mikat_2977 UH UH. NOPE. NO WAY.

[@masterboa6321]

Normally, Wilbur going crazy is the climax of the story. Here, it happens at the end, hinting at a sequel.

[@hunterojustice7236]

Fundy: “it’s one udder and four...” Me: *zones out* Me: *zones in* Wilbby: “udder teeth”

[@jamisoncrawford2265]

Did you just call him wilby

[@Verypickledlemon]

@@jamisoncrawford2265 lol

[@itisindeedtangle]

DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL HIM WILBY-

[@cheka8190]

@@jamisoncrawford2265Lmfao

[@Asher-storm]

@@itisindeedtangle lol

[@thatcrystalpie]

3 step guide for surviving in the cold: 1 - build a cottage 2 - leave the cottage and visit the netherlands 3 -

[@zephyrweather]

See, 3 was never part of it because everyone that followed the previous two steps died before they could come up with a third one.

[@jacintavanhulst]

But I already live there...

[@thatcrystalpie]

@@jacintavanhulst Then visit something Only after you build a cottage though

[@jackojem349]

3 - visit the netherlands

[@sterilized]

669th like

[@Insorainity]

Wilbur and fundy here: arguing Wilbur and fundy in the war: FATHER AND SON MOMENTS INTENSIFY-

[@CrprCrw]

Xd you are correct

[@FrizellaTheBee]

War?

[@miauxy_]

@@FrizellaTheBee dream smp war. Where they wage war on dream's server

[@wholesamdude2774]

@@CrprCrw xD* get it right geez

[@CrprCrw]

bc bubblegum huh

[@Starting-star]

Wilbur and Fundy are the perfect duo, change my mind

[@finnregan6333]

Alternate title: Father and Son Ski Trip

[@nissumoo]

No no Gay father and sons ski trip

[@antonhendra7521]

@@nissumoo gay?

[@ke_a_gs]

@@antonhendra7521 3:52

[@nissumoo]

@@antonhendra7521 idk I was tired

[@victoriaiscool1544]

I get to do the choice if u get 1k or not😎

[@AebbronPuff12]

"The neeyther is where Wii sports resort was recorded" -Fundy 2020

[@deleted-cg9of]

*YES*

[@solaridastoobid]

Aaron Berhane F

[@thewitch5841]

The neeyther not this NeAtHeR your talling About!

[@TheUnknownMist7]

Bon want bomb? I can supply bombs if u want

[@sinnershusband]

2:10 is the neeyther for any innocent souls

[@fludgey2462]

"I love your accent say it again" *"Neeyther"*

[@flipse1088]

neder*

[@JulianGaming007]

Lol

[@JulianGaming007]

Wat is een neder? What is a neder?

[@NickyTheWolf]

@@JulianGaming007 neder(lands)

[@Matjuee344]

The nether netherlands

[@IlluminateRanch]

It's so weird watching this after the controversy. This used to be one of my comfort videos, but now... it's just gone. Wilbur was always such a confortable figure, especially when I was younger. It's tragic.

[@Sul-xh8or]

He said teeth are a weapon 7:06

Me too. “Teeth are a weapon” hm.

[@ChaoticWatcher]

Yeah, I'm having a hard time enjoying content I used to because alot of it included him, or were people connected to him in a way, and it just.... doesn't feel the same anymore. It'll pass eventually, but sadly eventually is not now lol Hope you can find a new comfort video/person sooner rather then later

[@constellationmaker145]

i need context

[@MagnusOpus_]

@@constellationmaker145He’s been outed as being abusive, biting his girlfriend n shit

[@snowboi9904]

"i use teeth as a weapon" -"you shove your udders to other people faces?" "uh yea i would do it" what type of conversation is this

[@bun_bunalt1445]

This conversation is so chaotic

[@wildcattuna4657]

a not family friendly one

[@a-problematic-person]

7:08

[@BierBart12]

Their conversation feels like mine when I first learned how to communicate, my first years on the internet. Took a long time to find someone to reply like Fundy, though

[@kade3071]

fundy: we are in extreme DANGER wilbur wilbur: haha ice slippery go brrr

[@Fralther39]

OH DANGER? IM SLIDIN INTO THE OCEAN

[@apprxximately5769]

lol

[@kowhipp]

@@Fralther39 H E L P

[@theflock4916]

Kade *does the fucking Macarena into the ocean*

[@tunfichius904]

DANGER!!! I'M BREATHING

[@lauren3217]

Wilburs little “Fundy, I-I wanna be friends again...” reminds me of childhood 😂

[@bagofcoolness]

@George Haslam emoji overuse You clicked on Read More and got screwd...

[@irfanikhwan8996]

@@bagofcoolness YOU ARE ADOPTED

[@tashunagray7720]

@@irfanikhwan8996 no he is a genius

[@hunterblack1871]

So smart

[@throwaway_6485]

@@bagofcoolness smort boi

[@wilsonroo]

“I’ve got wood, and it’s morning.” -Wilbur Stooth

[@Fr1u7c4k3]

"this, is Wilbur Suth" I died at the beggining

[@Noone-gi2ox]

Time stamp?- 😭

[@barackobama2451]

@@Noone-gi2ox 0:10

[@Noone-gi2ox]

@@barackobama2451 is that really you Obama...and thanks

[@barackobama2451]

@@Noone-gi2ox Maybe, maybe not 🤷🏾‍♂️. And you're welcome

[@milena2229]

the funny thing it that Soot in my language means nipple so xD

[@GreySlasher63]

“ You look foreign, where are you from?” “ The Neeytherlands”

[@daanschaas9081]

I live there lol

[@SDFTDusername]

*ik ook*

[@berend5766]

Gekoloniseerd

[@karelbuigaart3777]

hahahaha jij hebt gelijk.

[@yuriatsugi3696]

Bahahaha thats what i will tell the first foreighner i meet here in holland XDXD

[@justanotherhuman2753]

10:24 The distance between them makes it so much funnier

[@_Iss]

*MMPH* ... *MMMPH*

[@wilbur4065]

@@_Iss *HUHH OKAY*

[@__zelore__or__ze__570]

Lmao

[@justahuman9120]

Hello there

[@justanotherhuman2753]

@@justahuman9120 hello fellow human. How's your day been? 🤝

[@ababywithabs7678]

“I know everything from Grian” -Wilbur Soot That may me happy

[@mckennagray9928]

fundy: *dies from fall damage* wilbur: ahh yea not built for heights are y- wilbur: *dies from fall damage* fundy: *muffled mumbles* wilbur: what is that? WHAT IS THAT?

[@chuuyuz]

fundy: *dream noises*

[@FitzIsBetterThanYou]

@@chuuyuz what

[@LmaoMeowz]

@@FitzIsBetterThanYou have you heard Dream laughing

[@FitzIsBetterThanYou]

@@LmaoMeowz yes and it makes me want to jump off a bridge

[@bruh-kd5kd]

bruh BRUH

[@pix6209]

"prepare for this to get very gay, fundy, very gay" -wilbur soot

[@intestinalobstructiongamin157]

slippery when wet

[@infiniteangel2461]

_the Wattpad writes itself_

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

Normal Account omg STARKID?

[@justamanwithsomesoup3352]

InfiniteAngel YES ANOTHER WATTPAD USER

[@caradudenhoefer3496]

Alexander Pumpkin slippery when wet and im a mother of two!

[@heloimhelo2627]

Alternative title: Wilbur Soot makes fun of Dutch people for 21 minutes

[@jjcnl3463]

heloimhelo rip Dutch people, ik ben nederlands

[@starscratcher]

Hoe gaat t gozers

[@Djerszium]

Hoi ben ook

[@reiniermels9288]

Hallo ik ben hier ook

[@WhiteBuzzardP]

Hallo makkertjes

[@song1of1fire1]

The constant slow slide as they look at eachother is hysterical

[@Fredo22]

Bruh Wilbur turns everything into a story

[@MaverWan]

thats the best part he keeps the convo going and funny

[@PastelCookie_]

Its fun

[@uxernamee]

Flashback to Tommy’s recent videos

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

*A p p l e .*

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

@@uxernamee I’m the caterer, he says, as they all fall into the void, screaming for help.

[@Night-Meow]

Fundy: *dies from falling* Wilbur: *laughs* "You're not used to heights, are y-" Wilbur: *dies from falling* Me: *_tea kettle noises_*

[@hello_i_exist_uwu]

[high pitched demonic screeching]

[@Vzwio]

(Karma noise)

[@thefoxgamerking306]

Also you: TEEEEeeEaaAA?!?!

[@Vzwio]

Lmao

[@Athena_Cat]

dreams alt account

[@ian-roadto0subscribers564]

Fundy: "there are THREE things you need* *1: cottage* *2: neyther* HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@luzi6811]

big brain this one

[@glitchedvortex2526]

Lmao 😂

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

There are three kinds of people People who can count And people who can't

[@ShutUp359]

Yo it looks like you put one piece of paper cutting out apart with the darker blue shaping the person and then the background is the lighter blue paper that goes on top That's easy I think I just

[@finalscore2983]

@@Q-TebGamesNL and 10 types of people : those who understand binary and those who don't.

[@mechanicsinboonah4693]

*them having a fight to see who’s cottage would be the best* Weather: *lets match the theme!* **thunder, lightning and rain starts**

[@otisjoi]

This is why I love Wilbur, he has the ability to go completely off topic with the theme of the video to the point where it doesnt even matter, turning from sliding blocks to some sort of political stance against the Dutch

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

Yes, political talk against the Dutch, as well as... *Teeth utters.*

[@RodrigoLRDR]

You are looking to deep into this, he is just incredibly good at it (and at having conflicts with other youtubers in minecraft too)

[@unknown_avi_]

a

[@akibutnotanalt6173]

666 likes... no.

[@unknown_avi_]

heavenly_lps productions i gotchu imma make it 667

[@anonymousvoid4629]

“Wait so people in warm environments are smart?” “Yes” Me:”idk Florida has a different answer”

[@CrackerSniffer]

Their too warm theyve gone crazy

[@HanakoWolves]

Dream 😭🤚🏼

[@explodingkittensoriginalve1233]

As a former Florida resident, I will say, it is too hot we've all gone fucking crazy

[@silversong185]

me in texas: please, let me have just this one thing

[@HanakoWolves]

@@silversong185 Lol

[@myles.o723]

Alternative title: Two European men experience Canada for the first time. Edit: Guys..I can’t believe I have to explain this...”Dutch” is what you use to describe someone form the Netherlands...The Netherlands are in Europe..

[@sccccccc]

I-

[@terrace2889]

🤣

[@mat683]

Hm

[@Luaanaa-zy5th]

This is too much genius

[@Firdafly]

This is so tru

[@lasercraft32]

I like how they started out as allies working together but quickly descended into rivals who can't stand eachother.

[@poofa4009]

"I learned everything I know from Grian" Didn't we all?

[@CommanderTwi]

time?

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

@@CommanderTwi 9:58

[@CommanderTwi]

@@ori-onyxvyntarz3276 thanks

[@melclaudinetaroy1517]

Mumbo and grian the golden boys is what the smp call them

[@Alejandra-ge9gm]

who's grian-

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

this video feels like the first season of literally any anime 1. Series begins 2. Protaganists begin to argue 3. Protaganists reconcile 4. Betrayal 5. Major character dies

[@wooden49]

6. There's no season 2

[@clockworkcrow916]

I mean that's just how Wilbur be I guess

[@_WanderYT]

That’s the plot of the first part of death note

[@datblue1104]

@@_WanderYT i mean your not wrong

[@beep3038]

Also, you forgot "prepare to be very gay" lol

[@AroaceChicken]

“Prepare for this to be very gay” This is my favorite quote

[@pixelgamelvr]

The Wattpad writes itself

[@Nugcon]

Hold up Wilbur is his father

[@basildoingthings819]

Literally what happens every time my friends and I interact

[@AroaceChicken]

@@Nugcon :0

[@Apollo_G]

@@Nugcon alabama

[@SnowLily123]

Wilbur, I know this is hard to believe, even when you’re a master of geography, but Iceland is actually a very hot place. Greenland on the other hand, is the cold place. It was a war tactic to name both places opposite of what they actually are.

[@sigmarkr]

Það er samt kalt á íslandi

[@SnowLily123]

@@sigmarkr I… I don’t know what that means… I don’t speak that language… ;w;

[@sigmarkr]

@@SnowLily123 im just acknowledging that it is still cold here in Icelandic

[@BierBart12]

​@@sigmarkr If it's so cold there, why can you power entire cities with thermoelectric power? Checkmate, iceists

[@tajuddinahmed3379]

"Very hot place" sureeeeee.....

[@mooakk1946]

“If you live in a warm place you are smarter” Florida man: I agree

[@birdomurdo]

I was about to make that joke- Good job commenting this before anybody else did!

[@vio_o7]

Birdo Murdo that sounds so passive aggressive lol

[@peanutbuttermafia]

**me living in Florida**

[@birch3]

@Milkii_ also in beach of philippines it has hot sand in early day. I went to the beach before and it has hot sand ;-;. Atleast it cooldowns in night.

[@katsukibakugo6006]

FlOrIdA mAn Be SmUrT

[@aparnathakur6777]

Fundy: **trying to explain how everything works in this plug-in** Wilbur: **ignoring and having fun**

[@autopsyturvy]

fun fact for everyone who finds this comment, in case you don't know: there's something called paradoxical undressing! It happens when your body has hypothermia so badly that you believe you're getting hot, and because your thought processes are so bad in that state, you just undress. It happens because when you're in the cold, all your body heat and bloodflow sort of condenses to your organs to keep them warm to function (that's why your fingers get so cold after being outside for only 10 minutes in the snow) so therefore you do, in a way, begin to overheat.

[@autopsyturvy]

@Ava Pearson you can get hypothermia in any level of cold but i do live in ohio. our winter's been killer so far and it's only just beginning.

[@randomperson-mm4pz]

c o n f u s i o n

[@teddycat7218]

So would you end up dying If you get to cold from undressing?

[@autopsyturvy]

@@teddycat7218 I think most paradoxical undressing ends in death, sadly. You'd be way past hypothermia at that point.

[@SLCDK]

THX for info btw

[@pepert1714]

7:07 looks like wilbur admitted to his biting habits early on

[@livelaughfeet]

BAHAHHAHA

[@shaquillem.3898]

Fundy: i got a *lil buddy* to join me Me: Remembering that Wilbur is 6'5

[@qeebliart4290]

Shaquille M. So you’re telling me he’s: Hot, A Gamer, Has a Popular KZbin Channel, Wears Glasses, AND HE’S TALL?!?! I now understand my friends obsession with British actors twice her age

[@renytentoea657]

@Blue-J lmao

[@aleahperilloux2595]

so fundy must be like 6'6 then

[@qeebliart4290]

Aleah Perilloux nah Fundys 5’10 XD

[@aleahperilloux2595]

@@qeebliart4290 lil go brr

[@kefirovemleko29]

5:23 Wilbur: Just be glad as them not wolves Wolf: *barks*

[@JacobRVH]

I will take broken english for 500

[@kriptosize_6058]

Lmaoooo

[@Karina-id1or]

"I got a little buddy that will join us. This is Wilbur Stooth" (why did I laugh)

[@chuuyuz]

ah ye s *wilbur tooth*

[@ZuliusKaltaris]

I don’t understand Wilbur Sooth is the correct way to say that I did a humor :D

[@s1lbur_w0ot66]

YO- I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT-

[@Karina-id1or]

@@ZuliusKaltaris lol

[@ZuliusKaltaris]

@@Karina-id1or Yay I have achieved lol

[@goober_985]

now wilbur's career is the slippery thing

[@mattp8466]

This was a missed opportunity to use a boat and zoom on those slippery blocks

[@drakeisacake]

Ikr?

[@SpyEditzz]

Agreed

[@MekuKuro]

Every time they let trees float, a part of my soul dies

[@_aj_2343]

Mood

[@Crummieboi56]

Good

[@spicytoothpaste4549]

I ain't building up with the wood i just collected to get more wood THEN have to get the wood i placed to get the wood that i was trying to get ( can i get wood wood 🙌 )

[@ghostt2085]

10:24 Wilbur: MM!... MM! Fundy: *H E A V Y D U T C H B R E A T H I N G* Also Fundy: Ookaay... I died

[@someoned166]

yes

[@helloZ]

That snap head turn tho

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

I died 🤠

[@Bogalog]

If you're dead than how are you texting???

[@hannah1923]

@@Bogalog u missed the joke

[@Alan-Raine_]

This video was literally just a roast battle between them😂😂

[@hanifislam4187]

Wilbur Soot: This is the fastest nether portal building youv ever seen Dream: Hold my bear

[@crckrbrrs]

HOLY SHIT DREAMS GOT A BEAR EVACUATE THE PREMISES

[@_aj_2343]

@@crckrbrrs newest headline: FLORIDA MAN HAS A BEAR HOLY SHIT

[@Hailoow]

@@_aj_2343 just another normal day in florida

[@Mr.Armada]

Dream:Hold my Portal

[@qaxser2900]

U r like a r/wooosh kid who tries to make a joke

[@SUPADOG111]

Wilbur: "Everyone who lives in warm areas are smarter than people who live in colder areas." Florida: "Mhm, yes, yup, indeed, yeah, that's true."

[@lpsloveandgame6046]

dextrious boi *florida men start sweating profusely*

[@diehard710]

Little does he know the netherlands is also a very intelligent country

[@Alicapy]

Well, the people down here in Florida are crazy, not stupid, just crazy. Takes a lot of brainpower to pull off what I see

[@user-nm6xp4bu7c]

It’s actually proven that warmer weather slows down brain function. To get the most work done workplaces tend to set air con at 36 degresss (96.8 Fahrenheit) because it is 1 degree below the body’s temperature.

[@Chlrintruc]

Everyone in Florida has negative iq

[@helloimarealhuman]

Fundy: This is a very friendly family channel. Wilbur: *swears*

[@literallyakoala]

Exuuuuuuuse me how does he not swear

[@AreHorsesReal]

I hate when people say swearing is bad, they're just words.

[@-randomuser-4897]

I hate when people say pain is bad, it's just a thing.

[@AreHorsesReal]

@@-randomuser-4897 Is this sarcasm?

[@blitzjacktreefiddy1757]

@@AreHorsesReal they’re just words

[@Kween_Bby]

Don’t you just love wholesome father son content!!😊

[@boop4550]

0:11 " THIS is Wilbur 丂ㄒ卄ㄖㄖㄒ卄

[@degenerat9329]

Wilbur Stooth, my favourite musician

[@just_plut0]

@@degenerat9329 I'm liking your pfp fellow human

[@wryenik9703]

@@just_plut0 how bout mine

[@just_plut0]

@@wryenik9703 its cool

[@stxrcatphantom9798]

*s oo t h*

[@pepper4632]

“Does warmer weather make you smarter” “Yea” Me: *cries in Canada*

[@inhisheho]

Me: *cries in Russia*

[@yay5014]

When I heard Fundy say that the environment was -200°C I went "Canada???"

[@pelefotimaslin9200]

Cries out syrup mom be like what

[@girlkisser2763]

Me: **laughs in america, because when you get shot the adrenaline pumps your heart faster, making you warmer**

[@Satan.Himself]

Me: cries in northern Norway

[@tibbytobby]

Fundy: * Has over a stack of cobblestone * Also Fundy: *wOoDeN aXe*

[@Zacharieishigh]

I remember watching this around the time it came out. Brings back memories of a simpler time. I knew Fundy was in the Dream SMP but I had no clue what it was. I didn't know who the fuck Wilbur Soot was. I just watched Fundy cause he codes stuff into Minecraft. It was a simpler time.

[@greyholmes2565]

These two are my favorite cottagecore lesbians

[@Crummieboi56]

Brih

[@azrasavasan4308]

HELPHAHDA

[@lizzard.]

420 years ago lmao

[@cxoradz]

I CANHGT BREATHS

[@oklol9159]

@@cxoradz r/ihadastroke

[@dandragonz3483]

“It’s about to get very gay” Me: it’s that month of the time

[@awhahoo]

Yep. Its that month again. The gay month

[@Kevin-nn9zi]

*its that month of the year

[@dandragonz3483]

Kevin I was gonna say that but I decided to put a twist on “it’s that time of the month”

[@blearkob]

@@Kevin-nn9zi it's quirky. respect it.

[@malumute]

@@Kevin-nn9zi oof

[@theraidingwolf6657]

Fundy: three things you need! (Proceeds to list two things)

[@mossyphrogy9390]

3rd is my will to live and its impossible to find

[@grubbybonsai]

The third one is ...?

[@hadsyjiama9010]

I'm with you on being afraid of the ocean Fundy! When I was a kid, I used to be really scared of water - in video games specifically (real life water - completely ok, but the programmed one used to scare me...). I only conquered this fear when Sims 3 Isla Paradiso came out and I wanted to play it so bad that I sat there going into underwater location and back on the surface, until it didn't scare me anymore

[@_oceanstar]

"Get me a drink, bartender" 2:41

[@grogle3945]

👀 👃 👄

[@Lavantte]

HAHAHAHA

[@grogle3945]

It’s a reference to a game called the town with no name

[@A.T.P.SOLDAT]

I was thinking that when I saw it

[@slickrat4218]

fundy and wilbur: people in hot countries are smart me, an australian: feeling smarter than i ever have in my whole dang life

[@tactat3174]

I'm from Poland so sometikes i'm dumbass af and sometimes i have "Big Brain Time"

[@-tazkni-1293]

Im Aussie and I feel left out-

[@-tazkni-1293]

@EBS_Games 643 nop

[@-shallowfallsofficial-4215]

@EBS_Games 643 *Why is it not upside down then*

[@Delta_2209]

Tu não é

[@Pimiepo]

fundy: has cobblestone, also fundy: makes a wooden axe

[@anastasiadecesare7865]

the true bruh moment

[@eternitydunlap8501]

0:22 XD

[@zombisnobrainergamers1136]

Wilbur soot really went “I’m one click away from insane”

[@fkulittleshvt]

*If I could change a single thing-*

[@haileychilders1889]

I think that i deserve a little bit of what i earned

[@HappyTheHuman]

Not gonna make another scene The one i made when i was 23

[@otakuking7041]

I'm not allowed in Disney world

[@woofie3917]

But he's in your bed, I'm in ya twitch 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕥

[@Nynx_Grey72]

Fundy: Mines a whole stack on cobble with a wooden pickaxe Also Fundy: Makes a wooden axe.

[@zFREE11]

"this is the fastest nether portal youve ever seen" **laughs in speedrun**

[@ehmurson]

yeah have you seen dream make a portal in literally 15 seconds it’s crazy

[@MegaTallica8183]

@@ehmurson I know right? It's so crazy!

[@twilightlight_]

@@ehmurson check out Illumina, he built one in 7 seconds

[@Spiderfffun]

Its instant, its recorded in netherlands

[@graceo.2672]

Dream and illumina's gonna their asses away

[@IrisDuoBird]

Grain chilling in the mansion of a cottage that he built while freezing from the lack of a back

[@GlitchWEN1984]

Alternative title: Father son go ice skating while intoxicated

[@ixey]

I forgot about that-

[@endcity9618]

True true

[@bog_gremlin2575]

"GrIaN sAys DiAmOnDs aRe ThE bEsT FoR bUiLdInG"

[@xylleflora4106]

YeS hE dIDnT SaY NoT tO

[@rigidjellyfish]

@@xylleflora4106 he definitely did

[@Ro_Gaming]

Who is Grain?

[@yourfriendlylocalcancled6339]

Groin

[@slgalloway2616]

@@Ro_Gaming grian is sombody who plays minecraft in britian, hes part of hermit craft and he is a rather good builder, also gives advice of how to build better.

[@StirlingWatt]

3:12 "If you live in a warm environment, do you gain knowledge?" *flashbacks to florida man headlines*

[@StarlitDraws]

The numbers get to high then goes back to 0

[@Orange_Swirl]

"LoL FlOrIdIaNs ArE dUmB" Comedy, folks.

[@captax]

Their goals are beyond our understanding...

[@Orange_Swirl]

@@captax No, not really. There's always a psychological reason behind why criminals perform the crimes they do.

[@BigSealLover]

Orange Swirl You must be fun at parties.

[@blueboi38]

4:37 bro same when i played for first time i almost cried bc squids lol

[@Jiji_pink]

"You get lower iq in the cold" *me, a swedish person who is sitting inside after have fallen on snow cuz I was out running:* yeah, seems about right.

[@spiderdanielle5318]

Cool I’m also Swedish😎 I literally freeze all the time even when I’m inside🥶🥶🥶

[@tyraboden2800]

Also Swedish here! I can't feel my fingers rn

[@spiderdanielle5318]

I’m literally wearing two hoodies when I’m inside and IM STILL FREEZING🥶🥶🥶

[@kokonut8273]

@@spiderdanielle5318 "Cool"

[@bloop7987]

Uh- i-

[@peanutbuttier3424]

"We have wood, now it's time to get dirty." Great father and son bonding

[@spaceyart9699]

FBI OPEN UP-

[@flor1928]

Calm down peanutbuttier

[@gilbertbenedictpitogo3465]

Wai-😳

[@grey620]

Alternate title: *Father And Son Become Cottagecore Lesbians Together*

[@hawkins8665]

Yeah

[@stileslvrr8971]

Perfection

[@SU1_cidalDadbro]

Your wording is marvelous

[@grey620]

@@SU1_cidalDadbro YOUR wording is marvelous

[@SU1_cidalDadbro]

@@grey620 why thank you 😳

[@TheOurpleMan]

Imagine boat racing like this

[@laze7639]

"Two dumb*sses trying to survive..." Me and my bestfriend:

[@yazmotiwalla4048]

😂 same my bbf and I wouldn’t last a second!!

[@no.you.]

Kira Motiwalla what is bbf

[@Odysseus-st3wn]

@@no.you. a best BEST friend

[@thewitch5841]

My and my bff when we played minecraft together a few days ago

[@PraveenKumar-el2fm]

👁👄👁

[@Faintestsoup631]

Fundy: *speaking to a lot of people confidently* Fundy: *speaking with a low pitch voice with other friends* He is speaking to millions of people confidently but except for one person

[@themutedrose5495]

“Neeyther” actually sounds like Nether but then pronounced in Dutch. Lmao.

[@corcor2222]

*pronounced in Dutch*

[@jepiene]

It.. it is Fundy is Dutch

[@corcor2222]

@@jepiene how do you *pronounce* something in *Dutch*

[@themutedrose5495]

@@jepiene I know??? :/

[@themutedrose5495]

@@corcor2222 Its easy! Just say it. I mean- theres not much i myself can say since i’m Dutch. And Fundy is too.

[@Z-101-G]

Still an amazing video 3 years later